Rab C. Nesbitt

Rab C. Nesbitt
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Genre	Sitcom
Created by	Ian Pattison
Starring	Gregor Fisher Elaine C. Smith Andrew Fairlie Eric Cullen Tony Roper Barbara Rafferty
Country of origin	Scotland
Original languages	English Scots
No. of seasons	8
No. of episodes	53
Production
Producer	Colin Gilbert
Production locations	Govan, Scotland
Original release
Network	BBC Two
Release	December 21, 1988 – June 18, 1999

Rab C. Nesbitt is a Scottish sitcom that ran from 1988 to 1999. Produced by BBC Scotland, it starred Gregor Fisher as the titular character; an alcoholic Glaswegian who believed that unemployment was the life for him.

Originally a regular character in the network BBC 2 sketch series Naked Video (1986-1990) The pilot of the sitcom was originally made for Scotland only in 1988, a Christmas special entitled "Rab C Nesbitt's Seasonal Greet" subsequently repeated on the network the following year.

The show began its first series on September 27, 1990 and continued for seven more series, finally ending on June 18, 1999. Rab C. Nesbitt is currently being broadcast on Paramount Comedy 2, around 9pm on Wednesdays, shown in double episodes.

The programme is especially notable for approaching far darker topics and themes than those that are usually encountered in sitcoms (although almost always in a blackly comedic manner rather than a serious one), amongst them cannibalism, contract killings on the homeless, suicide, sexual harassment, neo-Nazism, mental illness, zoophilia, murder of suspects by police officers whilst in custody, alcoholism, organised crime, devil worship, mass long-term unemployment, mariticide, drug dealing, police brutality, gun crime, ringworm, domestic violence, transsexuality, shoplifting, infertility, drug abuse, atheism, alcohol-induced cirrhosis, eating Rottweiler flesh, murder and cancer, often several usually unapproachable subjects by comedy used in the same episode. Also notable is that Rab is frequently seen breaking the fourth wall.

On August 31, 2006, the Evening Times reported that Rab C. Nesbitt would be returning to BBC Two, with production starting in early 2007. Producer and director to the series, Colin Gilbert also told the Herald that a new series was a "distinct possibility".

The series also features guest appearances from Rikki Fulton, Anita Dobson, Timothy Spall, Stanley Baxter, Clive Russell, Sylvester McCoy and then unknowns David Tennant and Ashley Jensen.

Cast and characters

The Nesbitt family

• Robert "Rab" C. Nesbitt (Gregor Fisher): alcoholic (in denial), deadbeat, self-styled "street philosopher" and "sensitive big bastard", although "sensitive by Govan standards, y'understand, y'know. Ah awiz keep mah pinkie oot wan ah batter sumwan oor the heid wi a basebaw bat." Described by his wife Mary as not "an unemployed person" but "the original unemployed person.". Rab is very rarely seen in anything other than a pinstripe suit in very poor condition, rotting plimsolls, a filthy headband and a string vest. Father to Gash and Burney. Rab has several siblings including Gash, his highly-intelligent but mentally damaged brother, who he named his son after (he previously claimed to have 4 brothers, all dead, and the he only survived because he was the only one out of the five who was able to understand the benefits form. However, this was likely a joke). Claims to have been talented as a teenager, but never went anywhere with it due to Govan-dwellers being scared of talent when they saw it and tried "tae batter it tae death wi empty wine bottles".

• Mary "Mary Doll" Nesbitt (Elaine C. Smith): Rab's long-suffering wife, and considerably more functional and aspirational than her husband. Claims that on the day she was born it was a toss-up whether her or the dog would end up at the bottom of the river Clyde in a sack (Burney: "She won. There's nae bloody justice, eh?").

• Gash Nesbitt (Andrew Fairlie): The Nesbitts' elder son. Described by his father as "so anal-retentive he's still shitein rusks." Has dabbled with Christianity, hard drugs, Hare Krishna and ram-raiding BT shops in his efforts to find himself.

• Burney Nesbitt (Eric Cullen): the couple's younger son (the first three seasons only). Briefly dallied with neo-Nazism. Was also discovered to be gifted at painting, although gave up on this avenue when he realised it wasn't getting him sex. Apparently has "a tattoo awn mah erse an baws like gooseberries". Referred to as "that wee bendy toy" by Gash. Actor Eric Cullen left the program following series 3 due to personal problems (although not for the reasons sometimes cited: that he was implicated in a child pornography scandal. This occurred, but he was found innocent and his leaving was occasioned by emotional problems resulting from the case) to be replaced by David McKay's Screech.

• Screech Nesbitt (David McKay): Rab's nephew (replaces Cullen in the fourth, fifth, and six season). Actor David McKay earlier portrayed Young Young McGurn's son Bimbo in "That's Entertainment".

• Gash Nesbitt Sr. (Sylvester McCoy): Rab's brother, who he named his son after. Gash Sr. was once highly intelligent but very sensitive, but developed mental illness either following or coinciding with a period of particularly intense ill treatment by he and Rab's father. Gash is usually a resident of a special home, yet managed to escape (or merely unconsciously wandered away) to be briefly taken in by the rest of the Nesbitt family during the episode "Father".

The Cotter family

• James Aaron "Jamesie" Cotter (Tony Roper): Rab's longtime friend, as well as chronic serial philanderer and self-described 'scumbag'. Jamesie is always seen with his trademark shabby sportsjacket and bottle of Irn-Bru. Possesses an odd obsession with the imprints he leaves when stepping in puddles with trainers, a habit that very nearly got him eaten by Young Young McGurn. "Some men climb Everest, some men write symphonies, but Jamesie Cotter left a good imprint when he stood in a puddle." Despite his womanising, Jamesie is infertile and allegedly poorly-endowed, according to his wife Ella.

• Ella Cotter (Barbara Rafferty): Jamesie's fiery wife, with her red beehive haircut and leopard skin coat. Seems to loathe her husband and frequently considers murdering him, and has stabbed him at least once.

The Two Ways Inn regulars

• Andra (Brian Pettifer): one of Rab's best friends, described more than once as looking "like a Ninja Turtle". Married to a woman called Bobbie who he is so repulsed by that he dry heaves when thinking about sleeping with her.

• Dodie (Iain McColl): another of Rab's best friends. Is implied to be fond of unconventional methods of intoxication (e.g. sniffing shoe polish).

• Dougie (Charlie Sim): The barman of the Two Ways Inn.

• Norrie (John Kazek): The barman of the Two Ways Inn. Norrie takes over the running of the pub after Dougie gives up the job.

Recurring cast members

• Phoebe (Sara Corper): An extremely middle-class English woman, married to Hugh.
• Hugh/"Shug" (Sean Scanlan): A relative of the Nesbitts, Hugh feigns Englishness or at least pretends to be a middle-class Scot from Berwick-upon-Tweed due to Scottish cultural cringe and the distaste displayed at anything working-class and/or Scottish on the part of his wife Phoebe. Rab grows to dislike Shug as Rab feels that Shug is willing to do anything for Scotland - except actually live in it. As soon as it suits him, Shug scurries off back to England and his wife, a habit that very nearly got Rab killed by a hitman in "Pie".
  During that episode, and a nervous breakdown of sorts on Shug's part occasioned by the (further) degradation of his marriage to Phoebe, Shug started "Shug's Pie Shop" in Govan, convinced that he could do better than the unhealthy mutton pies available and popular at the time. However, the only real novelty introduced with his mutton pies was changing the shape from round to square.

Notable one-time characters

• John William Pure Mad Mental Intae Yoor Body Simpson Craig Gemmell Chib The Bam Rib-Racker No Real Young Rebel Ya Bas St. John McGurn aka Young Young McGurn (Maurice Roeves) from 'That's Entertainment': a local "psychotic, with cannibalistic tendencies" who regularly threatens to eat people who displease him. McGurn's family burgle and vandalise local houses with impunity. Unfortunately for Jamesie Cotter, he chose to the "whap the meat oop" McGurn's daughter Tracey, a fact that very nearly got him eaten himself.

• Peter The Warlock (Peter Mullan) from 'Life Has Meaning': a Devil worshipper who, after feeling insulted by Rab, places a hex on him, resulting in a dart embedding itself into Rab's cranium. Owns a cloak allegedly once owned by Aleister Crowley (but is most often seen naked) as well as a dog with a unicorn-like horn.

Episodes

This article contains summaries for the Episodes/specials of the Scottish comedy/Sit-com television series Rab C Nesbitt, the show began being broadcast on September 27, 1990 and finished on June 18, 1999. Some shows still get broadcast nowadays though on Paramount Comedy 2.

Pilot Episode:

• Rab C Nesbitt's Seasonal Greet (31/12/1989) (First shown in Scotland (21/12/1988))

Series 1:

• Work (27/9/1990)
• Rat (4/10/1990)
• Holiday (11/10/1990)
• Drink (18/10/1990)
• Offski (25/10/1990)
• City of Culture (1/11/1990)

Special:

• Fitba (15/7/1991)

Series 2:

• Country (14/5/1992)
• Lesson (21/5/1992)
• Domestic (28/5/1992)
• That's Entertainment (4/6/1992)
• Ethics (11/6/1992)
• Life Has Meaning (18/6/1992)

Special:

• Home (31/12/1992)

Series 3:

• Rich (16/11/1993)
• Touch (23/11/1993)
• Gifted (30/11/1993)
• Wean (7/12/1993)
• Right (14/12/1993)
• Cell (21/12/1993)

Series 4:

• Love (19/9/1994)
• Mother (26/9/1994)
• Buckfast (3/10/1994)
• Test (10/10/1994)
• Eorpa (17/10/1994)
• Further (24/10/1994)

Special:

• More (29/12/1994)

Series 5:

• Affair (5/1/1996)
• Fuel (12/1/1996)
• Lottery (19/1/1996)
• Pie (26/1/1996)
• Racket (2/2/1996)
• Father (9/2/1996)

Series 6:

• Fast (1/8/1997)
• Wild (8/8/1997)
• Growth (15/8/1997)
• Semmitry (22/8/1997)
• Bulbs (29/8/1997)
• Binge (5/9/1997)

Series 7:

• New (21/8/1998)
• Cocktails (28/8/1998)
• Duel (4/9/1998)
• Property (11/9/1998)
• Community (18/9/1998)
• Back (25/9/1998)

Series 8:

• Heat (14/5/1999)
• Commons (21/5/1999)
• Night (28/5/1999)
• Fruit (4/6/1999)
• Bug (11/6/1999)
• Trips (18/6/1999)

Quotes from the show

• Rab: "I will tell you this boy, I will tell you this".

• Rab: "Mary, we huv knain each other tae long to let a pound ae dead meat tae come between us".
  Mary: "Let's leave oor sex life oota this"

• Mary: {To Burney but referring to Rab} Is that him back?
  Burney: Dunno Maw, wait an i'll ask. Is that you back, da?

• Shug: There are more people in the greater London than there is in the whole of Scotland.
  Rab: but I mean, for goodness sake, it's quality that counts, not quantity.

• Rab: I will skive and skive again.

• Rab: I was born a cynical bastard and I'll die a cynical bastard!

• Rab: Some place, Govan, eh? Where else can y'get a fish supper at 9:00 AM? Simple. Jes steal it aff a drunk whit's been layin pished ootside a close aw neet.”

• Peter The Warlock: [to Rab] Now if you'll excuse me, I have a unicorn to sacrifice and a virgin to deflower. [to three of the guys as he leaves the pub] See youse.
  Dodie: He must be a warlock right enough to huv found a unicorn in Govan.
  Jamesie: He must be Sherlock Holmes to huv found a virgin.

Seasons

Season		Episodes	Originally aired	DVD release date
				Region 2	Discs
	1	6	1990	July 5, 2004	1
Season one began airing on September 27, 1990 and featured a total of 6 episodes.
	2	6	1992	October 18, 2004	1
Season two began airing on May 14, 1992 and featured a total of 6 episodes.
	3	6	1993	May 28, 2005	1
Season three began airing on November 23, 1993 and featured a total of 6 episodes.
	4	6	1994	August 1, 2005	1
Season four began airing on September 19, 1994 and featured a total of 6 episodes.
	5	6	1996	December 4, 2006	1
Season five began airing on January 5, 1996 and featured a total of 6 episodes.
	6	6	1997	October 15, 2007	1
Season six began airing on August 1, 1997 and featured a total of 6 episodes.
	7	6	1998	October 15, 2007	1
Season seven began airing on August 21, 1998 and featured a total of 6 episodes.
	8	6	1999	October 15, 2007	1
Season eight began airing on May 14, 1999 and featured a total of 6 episodes.

The first 5 seasons of Rab C. Nesbitt have been made available on DVD, also the Christmas special "A Seasonal Greet" and the two other feature length specials Fitba and Home have also been released. Series 6, 7 and 8 were released in October 2007, which means the whole series is now available on DVD. Video releases include Fitba, which follows Rab to Italy as he follows Scotland's progress in the 1990 World Cup, a Live show, plus various episodes have been released on video.

A book entitled A Stranger Here Myself has also been released. Two script books were also released.

External links

• Rab C. Nesbitt at BBC Online Comedy Guide
• Rab C. Nesbitt at Phill.co.uk
• Rab C. Nesbitt at British Film Institute Screen
• Rab C. Nesbitt at The Comedy Unit
• Rab C. Nesbitt at IMDb
• Rab C. Nesbitt Videos at YouTube