User:SirGrok

This user contributes with
Linux..

This user is a college student, and therefore has little life outside his school.

Genuine and Authentic Discordian Pope. So please treat him/her right.

I hereby award myself this Upside-down Barnstar for being such a sanctimonious prick. Thanks a lot!

A good photographic representation of my life is available here.

SirGrok is also known as Jeff Wagner, a supple, young boy from Memphis, TN, USA. He is currently attending The University of Memphis in Memphis, TN where he is a freshman. He is seriously considering adding himself to the "Notable Alumni" section of the school's article.

Future Aspirations

Since his youth, Jeff has dreamt of becoming something more than ordinary. To reach this goal, he did whatever he deemed necessary. This involves perusing large amounts of Slack. After waking up to the harsh reality of the world, Jeff, while still in high-school decided to moderate his slack in order to pass his classes, nothing more and nothing less. This philosophy has not made the transition to college, where Jeff's dream of becoming a non-ordinary will be put into focus. Future aspirations include working on global problems such as hunger and suffering. This goal will be reached only through hard labors.

Passions

Passions include Linux, History (in particular, World History), Philosophy, Neuroscience, LSD, Science, Music, Reading, and Religion (to understand his religious positions, see the section below). He remains informed of current events primarily by Google News and has opinions that the mainstream populace would define as Hard Left / Anarchistic. He however denies any labeling out of his distaste for Group Think. It is his belief that not one doctrine or philosophy should be allowed to describe the inner workings of a creature as complex as human. He loves photography and shoots as often as time allows him to do so..

Religious Beliefs

I, I mean, "he" loves "Bob" (Church of the SubGenius) and is a pope of Discordianism. (He is a "Unitarian", but that doesn't really mean anything. He follows the teachings of The Invisible Pink Unicorn mixed with a strange concotion of Existentialism, Sikh beliefs, Tyler Durden, and multiple other sources. This amalgamation of beliefs is what Jeff refers to as [[-ism|Jeffism

Current University Courses

Philosophy 1111 - Intro to Logic

Philosophy 1102 - Morality in the Modern World

Sociology 1111 - Intro to Sociology

Communications 1851 - Intro to Film

That is all.

If bored, Check out:

(Rather than do his school work, he has dedicated his life to reading Wikipedia articles and editing Uncyclopedia articles.)

I think the process of making your own Wikipedia article is very narcissistic and egotistical. Not egotistical in an objectivist way, but in the general, "Oh! Look at me!" sort of fashion.