Theatrical release poster
|Directed by||Bob Clark|
|Produced by||Steven Paul|
|Written by||Steven Paul
|Music by||Paul Zaza|
|Cinematography||Stephen M. Katz|
|Edited by||Stan Cole|
|Distributed by||TriStar Pictures|
|Running time||95 minutes|
(adjusted by inflation: $16,988,414)
(adjusted by inflation: $51,603,349)
The film has the distinction of being the first full-length feature to use Computer-generated imagery for the synthesis of human visual speech. 2D warping techniques were used to digitally animate the mouth viseme shapes of the babies which were originally shot with their mouths closed. The viseme shapes were sampled from syllables uttered by the babies on the set.
It was followed by a sequel, Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 in 2004.
In 2011 an original series based on Baby Geniuses 2 was announced. It was to be titled Baby Genuises: B.S.I. (Baby Squad Investigators). The series was supposed to air on Starz and last 26 episodes. The series has so far aired in Italy and the Far East. Additionally, the series is being released as a set of movies. Baby Geniuses and the Mystery of the Crown Jewels, which features episodes 1-4, was released directly to video in 2013. Episodes 5-8, Baby Geniuses and the Treasures of Egypt, came out in 2014, and episodes 9-12, Baby Geniuses and the Space Baby, are expected to be released in 2015. The series/movies follow the Baby Squad Investigators, or B.S.I., as they pursue Big Baby, his father Beauregard Burger, and the international thief Moriarty.
Two scientists, Dr. Elena Kinder (Kathleen Turner) and Dr. Heep (Christopher Lloyd), use genius-baby studies to fund BabyCo's theme park "Joyworld". And according to Dr. Kinder's Research on Toddlers/Babies, babies are supposed to possess vast, universal knowledge and speak a secret yet impossible-to-translate baby pre-language called "Babytalk". At age 2-3, however, the knowledge and language are lost as the babies "cross over" by learning how to speak our language. And Most of the babies (7 babies so far) that were raised in Dr. Kinder's underground research facility were adopted from the Pasadena City orphanage, transformed into little geniuses through use of the Kinder Method, and then used in experiments to decipher/translate this secret yet impossible-to-translate language used by the 7 baby-geniuses (Sylvester (AKA Sly), Lexi, Teddy, Basil, Ducy and the others). And heres what the 7 baby-geniuses are supposed to wear in the research facility, For when they are used in experiments: A diaper, White booties, White shirt and a White Infant-sized hat. And for when they are having some playtime: A diaper, White shirt and socks & shoes, (Sometimes nothing but a diaper and socks & shoes) (White shoes for any toddler who's raised through use of the Regular version of the Kinder Method, Brown Boots for any toddler who's raised through use of the Superior version of the Kinder Method).
One mischievous toddler, Sylvester (AKA Sly) (the only one of her toddlers who was raised through use of the Superior version of the Kinder Method), makes repeated attempts to escape Dr. Kinder's research facility and one night, Sylvester goes into a dirty diaper truck and he actually succeeds. The next morning, one things Sylvester does not expect is to run into his twin, Whit, in a mall playground. Although Sylvester and Whit share a telepathic bond, they have no idea of each other's existence. While the guards from Dr. Kinder's research facility capture Whit, mistake him for Sylvester, and take him back to Dr. Kinder's research facility, Sylvester is taken home by Whit's adopted mother, Robin (Kim Cattrall), who is Dr. Kinder's niece. After Dr. Kinder and the 6 other baby-geniuses are horrified that Whit and Sylvester switched places at the mall, Dr. Kinder decides to do a cross evaluation on Sylvester and Whit. However, when she comes to Dan Bobbin's place, she realizes that Dan Bobbin can understand babies. After the attempts to retrieve Sylvester fail, Dr. Kinder decides to move the research facility to Lichtenstein (AKA "The Worst Country in Europe"), and they have no chance but make Whit be raised in this research facility until they can find a possible way to get Sylvester back to her research facility.
The babies at Bobbin's place hypnotize Lenny (Dom DeLuise), the bus driver to drive to Dr. Kinder's research facility. Once at the research facility, Sylvester goes to the control room to set the robots from the theme park on the lab scientists. When the Bobbins return home, their natural daughter Carrie tells her father that the children are in Dr. Kinder's research facility. At the end of the fight Dr. Kinder captures Whit and takes him to the helicopter pad on the roof. Robin and Dan chase them to the roof, where Dr. Kinder reveals that she and Robin are not related, and that Robin was adopted at age two. After Dr. Kinder got arrested by the police, Sylvester and Whit come together on the roof to cross over.
Dan and Robin adopt Sylvester. And Dr. Heep is now in charge of Dr. Kinder's Research facility. Dan is still curious of the secrets of life, but as the twins have crossed over they no longer know those secrets. Carrie, their sister, doesn't reveal anything (just gives her dad a sly smile) because adults aren't meant to know their secrets.
- Kathleen Turner as Dr. Elena Kinder
- Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Heep
- Peter MacNicol as Dan
- Kim Cattrall as Robin
- Dom DeLuise as Lenny
- Ruby Dee as Margo
- Kyle Howard as Dickie/Ice Pick
- Jim Hanks as Goon Ray
- Gabrielle and Megan Robbins as Lexi/Carrie
- Leo, Gerry and Myles Fitzgerald as Sylvester/Whit
- Griffen and Connor Legget as Basil
- Amanda Fein as Teddie
- Aubrey Jordan as south memphis
- Quitil Davis as Texas
- Will B GERM as President Kensington
Baby Geniuses was overwhelmingly panned by critics, with review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reporting that only 2% of critics gave the film a positive review. Its final consensus reads: "Flat direction and actors who look embarrassed to be onscreen make Baby Geniuses worse than the premise suggests." It was listed by leading American film critic Roger Ebert as one of his most hated movies and ranked as his worst film of 1999.
Awards and nominations
|Stinkers Bad Movie Awards||Worst Picture||Steven Paul||Nominated|
|Most Painfully Unfunny Comedy||Nominated|
|Worst Director||Bob Clark||Won|
|Worst Child Performer||Leo, Gerry and Myles Fitzgerald||Nominated|
|Least "Special" Special Effects||Nominated|
Although the film was not received well by critics, a sequel was made, titled Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, due to its commercial success on home video. The sequel, like the original, was directed by Bob Clark and is widely considered among the worst films of all time, and received worse reviews than the original.
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