|Created by||Frank Muir|
|Written by||Timothy Forder
|Directed by||Timothy Forder|
|Voices of||Frank Muir
Jo Ann Harris Belson
|Theme music composer||Barrie Guard|
|Country of origin||United Kingdom
|No. of seasons||2|
|No. of episodes||36|
|Executive producer(s)||Claire Derry
|Running time||10 minutes (Season 1)
30 minutes (Season 2)
|Production company(s)||Bevanfield Films (Season 1)
DIC Entertainment (Season 2)
|Original run||March 26, 1990– August 31, 1996|
What-a-Mess is a series of children's books written by British comedy writer Frank Muir and illustrated by Joseph Wright. The title character is a disheveled (hence his nickname), accident-prone Afghan Hound puppy, whose real name is Prince Amir of Kinjan.
It was later made into two animated series, both narrated by Frank Muir.
- What-a-Mess - A scruffy Afghan puppy in which is the main character of the entire franchise. His Breed name is Prince Amir of Kinjan, and has a yellow duck sitting on top of his head. In the US animated version, the duck was coloured blue, as if his character was merged with the blue bird in the UK animated version and books, and was also given a name by What-A-Mess called Baldwin. In the US animated version, What-A-Mess is voiced by Ryan O'Donohue.
- What-a-Mess's Mother - Also known as The Duchess of Kinjan is a beautiful pedigree Afghan Hound mother to What-a-Mess, and is voiced by Charity James in the US version.
- Family - The owners of What-a-Mess and his mother. They consist of the father, the mother, the son, and daughter. Like most humans, they are mostly seen from the neck down, with their faces slightly upscured. They are voiced by Michael Bell (as the father), Miriam Flynn (as the mother), Adam Hendershott (as the son), and Debi Derryberry (as the daughter), in the US version.
- Poppet - Belonging to the father of the house's aunt, Poppet is a cute, clean and yet troublemaking dog that What-a-Mess and his friends truly despise, making her first appearance in Super What-a-Mess.
- Archbishop of Canterbury - A scruffy dark blue dog with brown patches which What-A-Mess met and befriended in What-A-Mess Goes to the Seaside. He's named this way because when What-A-Mess introduces himself with his breed name he sarcastically replies "Wotcher, cock, I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury!", which the naive pup takes as his actual name. His name was changed to Norton in the US Animated Version, and he was voiced by Dana Hill.
- President of the United States - Ironic, that in one of the US Version episodes where What-a-Mess got lost in town, he was helped out by a dog voiced by Jim Cummings that had the exact same experience as the Archbishop of Canterbury in the UK Version and books, where when What-a-Mess introduces himself with his breed name, he sarcastically replies "Oh really? And I'm the President of the United States!" which the naive pup takes as his actual name.
- The Cat Next Door - Also known as Felicia in the US animated version, is a brown Siamese Cat that loves to tease What-A-Mess at times. In the US animated version, she was coloured blue and she was voiced by Jo Ann Harris Belson.
- Cynthia - A Hedgehog which What-A-Mess befriended in What-A-Mess Goes to School. Her character was redesigned to become a mole named Ramona in the US animated version, due to the fact that Hedgehogs aren't native to America. In the US animated version, she is voiced by Candi Milo.
- Ryvita - Appearing only in the books, Ryvita is a Ladybird that What-A-Mess and his friends befriended in which first appeared in What-a-Mess Goes on Television She speaks so small that only Cynthia could understand her.
- Esmeralda - A white mouse that belonged to the girl of the house, who only appeared in both the book,What-a-Mess and the Hairy Monster, and an episode of the US Version of the same name.
- Trash - Only in the US animated version, Trash is a Bull Terrier who is a real trouble maker to What-A-Mess. His real name is actually Francis. He is voiced by Joe Nipote.
- Frank - An Old English Sheepdog that narrates the US animated version of What-A-Mess, voiced by Frank Muir himself!
- What-a-Mess The Good
- What-a-Mess at the Seaside
- What-a-Mess Goes to School
- Prince What-a-Mess
- Super What-a-Mess
- What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door
- What-a-Mess Goes on Television
- What-a-Mess and the Hairy Monster
- What-a-Mess in Spring
- What-a-Mess in Summer
- What-a-Mess in Autumn
- What-a-Mess in Winter
Four Square Meals
- What-a-Mess has Breakfast
- What-a-Mess has Lunch
- What-a-Mess has Tea
- What-a-Mess has Supper
- What-a-Mess has a Brain Wave
- What-a-Mess and Little Poppet
- What-a-Mess and a trip to the Vet
- What-a-Mess the Beautiful
- What-a-Mess Goes to Town
- What-a-Mess Goes Camping
An animated series was made in the UK in 1990 and again in 1995 by DIC Entertainment and aired on ABC in the United States. It aired on YTV from 1995 to 1999 in Canada.Central Independent Television, the Independent Television contractor for the Midlands, created following the restructuring of ATV and commencing broadcast on 1 January 1982, Link Licensing & Bevanfield Films produced the first series and DIC Entertainment produced the second series. Both of them were narrated by Frank Muir.
Season 1 (Bevanfield Films / UK series)
- What-a-Mess at the Seaside / 1990.03.26 (Adapted from What-a-Mess at the Seaside)
- What-a-Mess Goes to School / 1990.04.02 (Adapted from What-a-Mess Goes to School)
- Prince What-a-Mess / 1990.04.09 (Adapted from Prince What-a-Mess and What-a-Mess in Winter)
- Super What-a-Mess / 1990.04.16 (Adapted from Super What-a-Mess)
- What-a-Mess Keeps Cool / 1990.04.30 (Adapted from What-a-Mess in Spring and What-a-Mess in Summer)
- What-a-Mess and Cynthia the Hedgehog / 1990.05.14 (Adapted from What-a-Mess has Supper and What-a-Mess in Autumn)
- What-a-Mess Has a Brain Wave! / 1990.05.21 (Adapted from What-a-Mess has Breakfast and What-a-Mess Had a Brain Wave)
- What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door / 1990.06.04 (Adapted from What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door)
- What-a-Mess and Little Poppet / 1990.06.18 (Adapted from What-a-Mess and Little Poppet)
- What-a-Mess Goes Camping / 1990.07.02 (Adapted from What-a-Mess Goes Camping)
- What-a-Mess The Beautiful / 1990.07.09 (Adapted from What-a-Mess The Beautiful)
- What-a-Mess Goes to Town / 1990.07.16 (Adapted from What-a-Mess Goes to Town)
- What-a-Mess Goes to the Vet / 1990.07.23 (Adapted from What-a-Mess Goes to the Vet)
Season 2 (DIC Entertainment / US series)
- Talkin' Trash: What-a-Mess is forced to be a servant for Trash, Who just moved in the neighborhood. (September 16, 1995)
- A Bone to Pick: What-a-Mess unintentionally cause chaos at a Museum, while avoiding a hotheaded curator.
- Midnight Snack
- Schoolin' Around
- The Legend of Junkyard Jones: What-a-Mess and Norton go to the Junkyard to see the ghost of Junkyard Jones, of course, Felicia will scare the pups to death with Her tricks.
- It's Raining Cats and Dogs
- Home Alone...Almost
- Super What-A-Mess: What-a-Mess is forced to endure the ordeal of Poppet's mean personality.
- The Recliner
- Afghan Holiday
- The Bone Tree
- Just Four More Left: What-a-Mess turns to the Buyer's Bargain Network to get a Birthday gift for His Mom.
- The Ropes
- What-A-Mess Has Breakfast
- Prize Puppy
- The Great Eascape
- The Scarecrow and Prince Amir
- Show and Tail
- I Spy, I Cry, I Try
- What-A-Mess and the Hairy Monster
- Trick Or Treat: What-a-Mess has a Halloween adventure with the Children.
- My Teatime with Frank
- Out With the Garbage
- Dr. What-A-Mess
- Ultimate What-A-Mess What-a-Mess competes in a freebee catching competition, but can only catch flying pizzas.
- This Hydrant Is Mine What-a-Mess and His pals must defend their corner fire hydrant from a rival gang.
- His Majesty, Prince What-A-Mess What-a-Mess ends up in Afghanistan after He is mistakenly put on the wrong plane.
- Trash's Wonderful Life
- The Thanksgiving Turkey What-a-Mess, Felicia, and Trash re-enact the first Thanksgiving.
- Santa What-A-Mess What-a-Mess questions the truth about Santa and Christmas.
- Here Comes Santa Paws
- All Around the Mallberry Bush What-a-Mess gets lost in the Mall.
- What-A-Mess At the Movies What-a-Mess goes to a movie theater in hopes of watching the Wonder Dog Movie.
- His Royal Highness, Prince What-A-Mess
- Party at Poppet's
- Take Me Out to the Dog Park
- The Watch Out Dog
- Pound Pals
- Taste Test
- Slobber on a Stick
- Scout's Honor
- Seein' Double
- Luck on His Side
- What-A-Mess Keeps the Doctor Away
- There's No Business like Shoe Business
- Joy Rider
- Baldwin's Family Reunion
- Do the Mess Around
- On Vacation
- Messy Encounters
- Dog Days of Summer
- Real Puppies Don't Meow
- Invasion of the Puppy Snatchers
- The Ballad of El Pero
- What-a-Mess Has Lunch
- Walking the Boy
- What-A-Mess: 5 Hilarious Adventures VHS  - What-a-Mess Goes to the Seaside, What-a-Mess Goes to School, Prince What-a-Mess, Super What-a-Mess, What-a-Mess Keeps Cool (Extra Episodes - What-a-Mess and Cynthia the Hedgehog, What-a-Mess Has a Brain Wave!)
- What-A-Mess: Small VHS Sample  - What-a-Mess and Cynthia the Hedgehog, What-a-Mess Has a Brain Wave!, What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door
- What-A-Mess: Cat & Seaside DVD - Consisting the entire UK series.