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On April 25th 2007, at 5:00 PM EST, a new design for the website was published. The new design was received with vocal disapproval due to a number of issues, including a change in layout and a seemingly indifferent attitude by site moderators towards the complaints. Perhaps most prominently, longtime site administrator Jeff bluntly told unhappy users that they would "get over it."<ref Name="Jeff">“[http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2762299 Fark site redesign is now live. Hope nothing breaks, we're all out drinking].” ''Fark.'' [[April 25]], [[2007]] Retrieved on [[April 26]], [[2007]].</ref> After numerous complaints by users, Jeff issued an apology via Drew and "took" an "extended break" from website administration.<ref Name="JeffTwo">“[http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2765382 Fark redesign notes and updates from Drew].” ''Fark.'' [[April 26]], [[2007]] Retrieved on [[May 4]], [[2007]].</ref> During the days following the redesign, the site layout was fine-tuned based on suggestions. |
On April 25th 2007, at 5:00 PM EST, a new design for the website was published. The new design was received with vocal disapproval due to a number of issues, including a change in layout and a seemingly indifferent attitude by site moderators towards the complaints. Perhaps most prominently, longtime site administrator Jeff bluntly told unhappy users that they would "get over it."<ref Name="Jeff">“[http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2762299 Fark site redesign is now live. Hope nothing breaks, we're all out drinking].” ''Fark.'' [[April 25]], [[2007]] Retrieved on [[April 26]], [[2007]].</ref> After numerous complaints by users, Jeff issued an apology via Drew and "took" an "extended break" from website administration.<ref Name="JeffTwo">“[http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2765382 Fark redesign notes and updates from Drew].” ''Fark.'' [[April 26]], [[2007]] Retrieved on [[May 4]], [[2007]].</ref> During the days following the redesign, the site layout was fine-tuned based on suggestions. |
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There has also been continued concern over removal of ability to post pictures in certain threads. These threads have included such topics as "female oriented sports", and "rights of female strippers", indicating a possible crackdown on what might be deemed 'inappropriate content' that has been shared in such threads in the past. Moderators who have deleted such images have stated that they violate Fark.com's terms of use.<ref>"[http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2774643 This story about Duke students caught cheating includes a gratuitous cleavage photo]". ''Fark''. [[May 1]], [[2007]] Retrieved on [[May 2]], [[2007]].</ref> However, since the terms of use have not changed recently, some users have questioned why such policing is necessary, and indeed it appears such behavior has coincided with the recent redesign. Drew addressed this issue in a forum posting<ref>“[http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2777516 A quick note about SFW boobies pics in threads (DIT) -Drew]”. ''Fark''. [[May 2]], [[2007]] Retrieved on [[May 4]], [[2007]].</ref> in which he commented that "advertisers don't like that crap," causing further user discontent over perceived commercialization of the website.Between this and the staff's handling of the site redesign, many users claimed to have canceled their TotalFark accounts and/or opted to frequent alternative news aggregation sites such as [[Digg]] |
There has also been continued concern over removal of ability to post pictures in certain threads. These threads have included such topics as "female oriented sports", and "rights of female strippers", indicating a possible crackdown on what might be deemed 'inappropriate content' that has been shared in such threads in the past. Moderators who have deleted such images have stated that they violate Fark.com's terms of use.<ref>"[http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2774643 This story about Duke students caught cheating includes a gratuitous cleavage photo]". ''Fark''. [[May 1]], [[2007]] Retrieved on [[May 2]], [[2007]].</ref> However, since the terms of use have not changed recently, some users have questioned why such policing is necessary, and indeed it appears such behavior has coincided with the recent redesign. Drew addressed this issue in a forum posting<ref>“[http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2777516 A quick note about SFW boobies pics in threads (DIT) -Drew]”. ''Fark''. [[May 2]], [[2007]] Retrieved on [[May 4]], [[2007]].</ref> in which he commented that "advertisers don't like that crap," causing further user discontent over perceived commercialization of the website.Between this and the staff's handling of the site redesign, many users claimed to have canceled their TotalFark accounts and/or opted to frequent alternative news aggregation sites such as [[Digg]], [[reddit]] and Bannination.com.{{Fact|date=May 2007}} |
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Type of site | Forum |
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Owner | Drew Curtis |
Created by | Community Content |
URL | http://www.fark.com/ |
Commercial | Yes |
Registration | Required to post |
Fark.com is a community website created by Drew Curtis allowing users to comment on a daily batch of news articles and other items from various websites. Links are submitted by Fark members, which are then approved for posting on the main page by administrators.
TotalFark.com is a premium version of Fark. Members are able to see, and comment on, all submitted articles (not just “greenlighted” articles on the main page). TotalFark requires a US$5 monthly fee to join, unlike Fark.com, which is free. Members of TotalFark have established an online community and frequently participate in “TotalFark discussions,” which are submitted links not meant to be greenlighted, but rather commented on and discussed by TotalFark members only. Such links are occasionally greenlighted, though, if the submissions are particularly interesting or embarrassing.
Fark.com also features regular “Photoshop contests” where users use a graphical editing program (such as Adobe Photoshop, from which the contest draws its name, or GIMP) to manipulate an image provided by the creator of the contest, or less commonly, according to a set theme as set out in written form. The image is usually manipulated for humorous effect, but sometimes is edited to create an aesthetically-pleasing image or to showcase a poster's image manipulation skill.
History
Originally, the web server on Drew Curtis's fark.com domain contained no content except for an image of a squirrel with large testicles. Later, in 1999, the site introduced what would evolve into its current format as a way for Curtis to share what he considered interesting news postings with his friends rather than sending them numerous emails. Features such as link submission and forums have slowly been added over the years as popularity and participation grew. Since the site redesign on April 25, 2007, all references to this large-testicled squirrel have been removed. More on that later.[1]
The term “farking” was originally intended as a euphemism for the verb, “fuck”. However, it has also come to refer to websites that have stopped responding due to a high load after being linked to from fark.com.[2] Particularly small websites referenced by Fark headlines are often “farked,” meaning that their servers have received so much traffic that they have stopped responding completely (see also: Slashdot effect).
Fark and Something Awful have been engaged in a friendly rivalry of sorts, culminating in a Photoshop contest between the two sites, judged by celebrity Wil Wheaton. Contrary to popular belief, there actually is no real rivalry between Fark.com and Something Awful. This rivalry was propagated mostly as an inside joke by Lowtax, the owner of Something Awful. The joke comes from the fact that Drew and Lowtax are close friends, and that Fark.com and Something Awful share some of the same readership.[citation needed]
There are certain sites which Fark.com will not link to, such as Geocities, or Ananova.com.[3] The reason for not linking to The New York Times and The Washington Post is that these sites require a user registration. Submitting any link which requires registration is frowned upon by the Fark community. Members can post links to The New York Times or The Washington Post in the forums during a discussion, but may not submit these links directly through the queue.
Fark does not link to Ananova because the website had posted Fark's headlines without giving credit, in addition to posting many inaccurate articles. Ananova was receiving a great deal of traffic due to Fark's links while refusing to acknowledge Fark and reciprocate the gesture. While Ananova denied using Fark's headlines, Drew specifically put a few “fake” links on the main page which Ananova then posted. Drew then decided not to accept links from their website.[citation needed]
Fark has often been criticized for running headlines and articles that are politically biased. However, they are accused of having both a conservative and a liberal bias. Drew has stated that rather than trying to keep it in the middle, admins enjoy running both far-left and far-right articles.[4] The top four hated “groups” on Fark.com are (in no particular order) PETA, Catholic priests, the French, and Duke University, according to founder Drew Curtis.[5]
Fark has been accused of selling preferential placement of story links on the main page.[6] Drew responded to this by saying he had considered selling links he was already going to post to servers that could handle the bandwidth, such as CNN or ABC. He claims the only type of links that are paid are some of the adult content (usually “boobies”) links, and are clearly labeled as being sponsored. He also claims that thus far all sponsored links have been clearly labeled adult content links to ensure the links are trojan-free, spam-free, and spyware-free. Adult content links that are not labeled as sponsored links are not paid for and were submitted by individual users. According to Drew, there is currently nothing in the works to sell links to sites such as AP, CNN, or anyone else. During a discussion in a forum on such accusations, the moderators would repeatedly delete comments that questioned whether this was for or against Fark.com philosophy. Many people also complain that Fark will not publish their link to their main page or “greenlight” their articles. All of the links submitted on Fark.com are submitted by individual users and are approved by administrators based on content. Articles that are posted to the main page are selected based on the content of the article, how funny the headline is, and sometimes how much bandwidth usage the site can handle.[7] The administrators will rarely greenlight an article because they were emailed and asked to do so.
Redesign
On April 25th 2007, at 5:00 PM EST, a new design for the website was published. The new design was received with vocal disapproval due to a number of issues, including a change in layout and a seemingly indifferent attitude by site moderators towards the complaints. Perhaps most prominently, longtime site administrator Jeff bluntly told unhappy users that they would "get over it."[8] After numerous complaints by users, Jeff issued an apology via Drew and "took" an "extended break" from website administration.[9] During the days following the redesign, the site layout was fine-tuned based on suggestions.
There has also been continued concern over removal of ability to post pictures in certain threads. These threads have included such topics as "female oriented sports", and "rights of female strippers", indicating a possible crackdown on what might be deemed 'inappropriate content' that has been shared in such threads in the past. Moderators who have deleted such images have stated that they violate Fark.com's terms of use.[10] However, since the terms of use have not changed recently, some users have questioned why such policing is necessary, and indeed it appears such behavior has coincided with the recent redesign. Drew addressed this issue in a forum posting[11] in which he commented that "advertisers don't like that crap," causing further user discontent over perceived commercialization of the website.Between this and the staff's handling of the site redesign, many users claimed to have canceled their TotalFark accounts and/or opted to frequent alternative news aggregation sites such as Digg, reddit and Bannination.com.[citation needed]
Tags
The signature of Fark has always been the tags given to stories by submitters — e.g. stupid, interesting, dumbass, etc.—that are displayed prominently alongside often witty headlines and a link to a forum to discuss that specific article. Articles discussing Wil Wheaton are given the “Wheaton” tag. Articles discussing Christopher Walken were once given the “Walken” tag, though Walken has never participated on Fark (that tag has since been retired). Tags that say “advice” or “survey” are used for discussion threads where comments are often voted upon. So many headlines were contributed about the state of Florida that it received its own tag as well. Tags that say “photoshop,” “audioedit” or “videoedit” are used for threads where digital content is edited for a humorous or artistic effect.
Tags that say “boobies” or “weeners” are used to post adult content or discussions, although recently “weeners” have faded away almost entirely and “boobies” have been diverted to Foobies.com, in order for Fark.com to be more acceptable to a wider variety of advertisers. At the early stages of Foobies.com, “weeners” would appear occasionally. Sometimes, “Foobies.com” links that were considered safe for work would appear on the main page.
Finally, the news tag (and newsflash for even more important news) is used for news which is a matter of important breaking news, and an email is sent to the administrators notifying them that someone has submitted a “Newsflash.” Members are told to use this tag very sparingly and only for matters of extremely important breaking news. (In fact, members who submit “Newsflash” tags for subjects obviously not worthy of the tag — e.g. celebrity news or political commentary — can be suspended for a period of time.) All of the links that are posted on Fark are submitted by users and “greenlighted” by unpaid administrators or Drew Curtis himself. The administrators are personal friends of Drew, as are the moderators. The tags next to the articles represent the submitter's feelings on that article and do not necessarily represent the views of Fark or the administrator who greenlighted the article.
Next to an article on Fark appears a number in parentheses, such as: (105). Clicking on this number goes to the discussion about the article. The number in parentheses is the number of comments users have made. The discussion part of the thread is where readers are encouraged to comment, discuss, and often argue the content of the link. When the number of comments accumulate to various larger numbers, and the rate of new posts is considered to be faster than the ability to read them all, the number changes into something humorous such as “(lots),” “ (too many),” “(∞),” “(ℵ0),” “(π)” or even “(√-1).”
Farkisms and clichés
Fark's comments threads are often smattered with “Farkisms” or “FARK.com clichés” (essentially, in-jokes) which are an integral part of the community culture and used in myriad discussions at the website, regardless of whether they apply to the topic at hand [1]. Many of these clichés are not exclusive to Fark, and many actually originated in sites such as 4chan and Something Awful. A few examples include:
- (a), (b), or (c) — Used mostly for when someone responds to an event in a bizarre way. The first two options are (relatively) normal options, while the third option (which is virtually always the actual response) is the most bizarre option. Example: "Sick: You accidentally break a neighbor's window. Do you A) Write a note and apologize, B) Run like hell out of there, or C) Steal a body from the morgue and make it appear as though the dead person tried to jump through the window?"[citation needed]
- Abe Vigoda — Numerous joking references are made to Vigoda, mostly about his vital status (i.e. whether he is alive or dead). The joke derives from a People article from 1982 which erroneously declared him dead. When Fark.com won the naming rights to the TD Banknorth Garden for a day, they attempted to name it the Abe Vigoda Memorial Center.[citation needed]
- Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter — Headlines about either of these two baseball players for the New York Yankees inevitably lead to suggestions of a homosexual relationship between the two. Example: "Derek Jeter is dating Jessica Biel. A-Rod devastated" [2].
- Bad News:___ Worse News:____ FARK:____ — Along with variations on the theme (Not News:, News:, FARK:; Stupid:, Stupider:, FARK:; etc) a headline using comic timing while describing a story that spirals down so badly that it becomes a story that only FARK could love. Example: "Stupid: Commit crime. Stupider: Run from police. FARK: Bust in and try to hide in a cop's home." [3]
- Bag of antlers — A term used to describe underweight celebrities, actors and models. The phrase is almost always reserved for women.[citation needed]
- Bus/Plane to Hell — Seen in photoshop threads with offensive jokes (sometimes elsewhere), has many derivatives: "Aisle seat", "Window seat", "First class", "One-way Ticket", etc. Used when you think you or someone else should be sent to hell for posting a particularly insensitive or offensive comment. The phrase is not as common as it used to be and is often posted self-referentially by a person who knows he has posted something offensive or in bad taste.[citation needed]
- Cincinnati Bengals — Headlines about NFL players getting arrested inevitably contain a reference to the Bengals, who had numerous players arrested in 2006. Example: San Diego Chargers safety Terrence Kiel cited for public urination. Apparently, he believed he'd been traded to the Cincinnati Bengals [4]. This Farkism can be applied to players in other sports, such as "Indian cricket star jailed for beating a man to death over a parking space. Cincinnati Bengals reportedly in trade talks with Punjab cricket association" [5].
- Die In A Fire (DIAF) — a common curse in the Fark discussion threads, usually directed at someone mentioned in the news story.[12] The phrase originated in hate mail received by the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission after they began arresting bar patrons for public intoxication. A spokesperson for the Commission said "I don't understand, 'Die in a fire.'" [6]
- Do Not Want — Self-explanatory; the poster does not want something. Usually accompanied by a humorous photo of one of several dogs, apparently unhappy with an offering (eg. broccoli or the dog being made to receive anal sex from a fawn) or violently shying away from something. The phrase is a reference to a Chinese pirate version of Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith, known for its extremely poor subtitling. "Do not want" was the subtitle for Darth Vader's infamous "Noooooooo!"[citation needed]
- "Dogs and cats living together" — A reference to a line by Bill Murray in Ghostbusters used to convey the sense that because of some unlikely event (usually two disparate sides joining together or agreeing) the world is going to come to an end.
- Duke sucks — Drew Curtis is from Kentucky and hates Duke Basketball with a passion because of the 1992 East Regional Final in the NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Tournament, which Duke won on a buzzer beater in overtime.[12]
- EVERYBODY PANIC — a parody statement referring to the media's tendency to report on stories that may cause fear in society. Often, this parody is used in situations that are not worthy of panic.
- fap fap fap — the sound created by a masturbating male, originating from the comic Sexy Losers. This often accompanies pictures or discussions of attractive women.[citation needed]
- Get off my lawn — a stereotypical exclamation of the elderly, usually associated with stories involving old people.[citation needed]
- Good night, funny man — Used when a comedian dies - earliest known use was in reference to the death of Don Knotts. Often used to humorous effect when a notable figure retires or dies who is either not generally considered funny (e.g., when Donald Rumsfeld resigned as Secretary of Defense) or not a man (e.g., when Anna Nicole Smith died).[citation needed]
- Here comes the science — Originally uttered by actor Ben Affleck and actress Jennifer Aniston in L'Oreal shampoo commercials aired in the UK.[13]
- I Work For (insert company name) — “I work for (insert company name); So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you don't know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do. Cos some (insert target group) believe anything they hear.” This comment originally appeared on fark in a thread about the redesign of the U.S. ten-dollar bill. The comment was written by a Farker who claimed to work for the US Mint. This cliché is used with surprising but unverifiable claims.[14]
- im in ur... — Phrases such as 'i'm in ur base, killing ur d00ds' are often used as captions of pictures involving a lolcat. The phrase apparently originated from a game of StarCraft. [15][16]
- Jailarity ensues — Used when writing headlines for stupid criminal stories. Jail + hilarity = jailarity.[citation needed]
- Lighten up Francis — Used against commenters that get way too serious. Originally quoted by Sergeant Hulka in the movie Stripes
- Killing kittens — A euphemism for masturbation, in reference to the Internet phenomenon “Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten.” A variation of the theme, “Many kittens saved,” can be found in instances when masturbation has been successfully avoided.[12]
- Lolcat pictures
- Moran — Intentional misspelling of the word moron. Originates from a picture of a man holding signs saying "Go USA" and "Get a brain! Morans"
- Moshzilla — A photograph of a young woman dancing in mosh pit, taking a very odd pose. Almost invariably, this image appears every day in one thread or another, and has been cut into numerous photoshop contests since its appearance on the internet.[citation needed]
- Mustard Man — A picture of a large man standing in what appears to be a kitchen holding a large jar of mustard, in which he seems to have previously buried both of his arms up to the elbows. Enterprising bloggers were able to find Mustard Man and determined that he is actually a Toronto comedian named Mike “Nug” Nahrgang.[17]
- Oil hitting the anus - Refers to a discussion about the effects of ingesting tea made from poison ivy.
- Oil prices drop (or rise) below (above) $xx a barrel on news of . . . — Commonly used starting in 2006 as headlines for articles whose topics are totally unrelated to the price of oil (e.g. “Oil drops below $70 a barrel on news of Haley Joel Osment's DUI”). Ridicules the news coverage of the recent dramatic fluctuations in the price of oil due to the oil price increases of 2004-2006 and the occasional current events which were initially blamed.[citation needed]
- Old and Busted: __. The New Hotness: __. — (e.g.: “Old and busted: Boobies links. New hotness: Cell phone porn"). A reference to Men in Black II, in which “old and busted” represents “old news” or a novelty which has since worn off and “new hotness” represents the latest fixation. There are arguments that could be made that this cliché predates MiBII, coming from an "Engrish" advertisement.[citation needed]
- Owes me a new keyboard/monitor — Used to indicate that the poster has spat coffee or a similar substance over his computer after reading a particularly funny joke. Similar to the Usenet saying “C&C (Cat And Coffee) warning please,” referring to the painful scratching that can result from bursting out laughing while having a cat on one's lap. This cliché is considered particularly un-funny and trite by most Farkers.[citation needed]
- Poop Thread — Subjects related to extremely graphic and/or disgusting content are strictly prohibited. When threads involving feces are posted, commentors often declare "POOP THREAD!" and post embarrassing things about themselves (real or fabricated) knowing that the thread will be deleted shortly.[citation needed]
- Pound-Me-In-The-Ass (PMITA) Prison — Taken from the movie Office Space, often referring to federal prison.[citation needed]
- Ric Romero — A Los Angeles television reporter for KABC-TV, noted for reporting on blogging as if it were a new discovery years after it had hit the mainstream. Ric Romero is usually mentioned in Fark articles when the topic is of an incredibly obvious nature.[12][18][19]
- (Looking for) Sarah Connor — A reference to The Terminator that invariably appears in headlines referencing new advances in robotics. (For example, "Scientists invent amazing robot that can perform surgery, find Sarah Connor").[citation needed]
- On September 11, 2001, I had a view of ________. Thanks for asking. - on January 31, 2007, a bomb scare caused panic in Boston, Massachusetts, and a Farker implied that he knew more about terrorism than other Farkers because, "On September 11, 2001, I had a view of Logan Airport. Thanks for asking." The pomposity of this statement has led to it being lampooned in many related and unrelated threads, with Farkers filling in the above blank for humorous effect.
- Shakes Magic 8-ball — Used to indicate that whatever is occurring, typically the rise and fall of oil prices, appears to be random, whimsical, and lacking any connection to the real world. An example would be "Oil prices fall below $60 a barrel because of... *shakes magic 8-ball* Anna Nicole Smith's death."[citation needed]
- Slashies — Originally used as a way to show the end of a certain posting style, (e.g. "/sarcasm" would indicate the poster was done writing sarcastically) the slash referred to html coding where slashes are used to end a set of code (e.g. <bold></bold>).[citation needed]. It is more common in Fark comments to just use a / in front of a post script or aside though.
- Still no cure for cancer — Referring to seemingly pointless scientific studies. The first reference appeared in a headline on January 23, 2002 in an article about a bored scientist doing something apparently pointless.[20] It did not seem to catch on until another headline appeared in May of the same year.[12][21]
- Streetlight – "It's a streetlight!" is used to refer to mysterious phenomena (especially UFOs) and was started by farker forked_at_fark when she posted a thread asking for help in identifying picture of a UFO she took[7]. Others immediately picked up its resemblance to a streetlight in the dark but forked_at_fark insisted "it is not a street lamp" and neither was it a plane because "it has been about in the same spot in the sky for awhile"[8]. She later admitted that the picture was indeed of a street light but still insisted that "there WAS something in the sky" that night. [9].
- The Aristocrats! - Refers to the classic joke and is used as an exclamation in response to stories that are intricate, yet vulgar.
- The Memo - in sports threads, when calls by referees seem so one-sided as to be conspiratorial in nature to allow one team to win, Farkers often claim the refs "have received The Memo" or something akin to it. Refers to an NFL playoff weekend in which a Farker was complaining about supposed favoritism shown to Tom Brady, and took off during a later Colts-Steelers game in which several bad calls did take place.
- The Sun is there - Referring to the British tabloid of the same name. The Sun often features what are considered to be pointless news stories.
- Today's ____ story is brought to you by ____ — Some news topics have been featured so often, they've become running jokes: "Today's hot teacher sleeping with school student story...;" "Today's killer pit bull story...;" "Today's road rage story...;" etc. While the content of these news stories is often lurid and tawdry, it reflects how commonplace news reports of this type have become in present-day media.[citation needed]
- TotaLPhark — After just about every "classic" thread would start turning into a contest to see which user could make the last post before the thread was archived, this practice was forbidden. A small group of users now participates in "TotaLPhark" (the capitalized LP is for "last post") in threads dedicated to such a contest alone. As most users think the concept is ridiculous, this small but visible group has adopted slogans such as "We Know Stupid" and "We Ruin TotalFark."[citation needed]. Also there's a secret group which regularly meets in undisclosed threads to make sure a certain TP-er will not win #19, because his rampant homosexuality is interfering with the good god-fearing folks of TotaLPhark.
- ____ trifecta is now in play — Commonly mentioned in threads after a second common topic is seen in one day and a third is anticipated, thereby making a “trifecta.”[citation needed]
- UFIA — an acronym, meaning “Unsolicited/Unexpected Finger in the Anus.” It became a Fark.com cliché after an article making the main page misquoted a judge using the line.[22] UFIA was prominently used again in February, 2005, when Fark's creator, Drew Curtis, purchased the naming rights to the Fleet Center in Boston, Massachusetts before it became TD Banknorth Garden for the single day of February 28, 2005. The consensus choice of Fark.com's readers was that it should be re-dubbed the, “Fark.com UFIA Center.” In the end, however, Boston Garden was chosen as the name. In April 2006, a Fark member convinced the Tennessee Department of Transportation to erect an Adopt a Highway sign in the name of UFIA on the two miles of State Route 63 west of the intersection of SR 63 and U.S. Route 25E. The Department required a definition of UFIA, which was explained as, “Uniting Friends in America.”[23] However, one of the readers of the thread tipped off the DOT and the sign was removed. In advice threads, UFIA is a commonly suggested solution. UFIA begat the UBIE and the UWIE (Unsolicited Boobies or Weeners In Email). Since Boobies are often requested, and therefore not-unsolicited, BIE is often referenced while Weeners are still mostly UWIE.
- UltraFark — a mythical, Illuminati-esque version of Fark that is greater than TotalFark. Posters mentioning UltraFark are generally cut off by mysterious errors of the form ++++**NO CARRIER**++++ Commonly thought to be the site BanniNation.com
- ...wait, what? - Attached to the end of a headline that mentions something wildly counterintuitive, and which (ideally) had been stated in a matter-of-fact manner. Example: "Some things you can find at your pawn shop: bike rims, some cereal, uranium and... wait, what?" Often, as here, the other elements in the headline were made up simply to show off the counterintuitive one.
- Wal-Mart Greeter — a photo of a naked old man wearing only a Wal-Mart sack is usually posted in threads pertaining to Wal-Mart. The photo originated as a spliced photo of former Wal-Mart greeter Dean L. Wooten's head on an unidentified man's body. Wooten was later terminated from his position as a greeter for distributing the photo to customers, telling them that Wal-Mart was cutting costs and that the sack was company's new employee uniform[24]
- You'll get over it — (Sometimes also seen as "____ will get over it") Originated during a discussion about the new changes to Fark.com on April 25, 2007. Modmin (moderator/administrator) Jeff's response to the complaints by many Farkers was simply "You'll get over it." His comments resulted in a wave of backlash by many Farkers who felt this response was immature, especially from an Admin. In response, Jeff apologized through Drew and took an extended break. As of April 26, 2007, the Farkism has found its way into regular conversation and even PS meme. [8]
- Your dog wants _____ — (original line is “your dog wants steak”). Originated by a submitter in a headline regarding a Japanese device that supposedly read canine thoughts, and was followed up two days later in a headline for a device that supposedly translated a human baby's cries.[12][25][26]
Many of these clichés have migrated to other websites, sometimes being merged with existing clichés on those sites, e.g. [example] from slashdot.
Filters
The Fark.com forums use filters which replace profane or otherwise offensive text by euphemisms. Fark.com refers to these as Foobies. Some examples are given below:
text entered | displayed as |
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first post | Boobies (if it is actually the first post, the timestamp is shifted ahead twelve hours ) |
first comment | Weeners |
fuck | fark |
shit | shiat |
bitch | biatch |
cunt | coont |
nigger | attractive and successful African-American |
nigga | nubian |
in soviet Russia | [text is removed] |
difficult to masturbate to | [text is removed] |
Fb- is the father | [text is removed] |
goatse | gootse |
hello.jpg | bye.jpg |
!! or .. | ! or . (repeated punctuation is reduced to one occurrence) |
00000000 | ^@ |
Because the filters operate on any occurrence of the target strings, even if spaces are included, it is possible to post text that will invoke the filters in unintended ways. For example, the text “it's a bit chilly out” will appear as “it's a biatchilly out.”
Another example was a headline greenlit on February 15th, 2007; "It's not officially winter in NYC until the first dog is electrocuted by stray voltage on a city sidewalk. Bye, Bob". It read on the main page as; "It's not officially winter in NYcoontil the first dog is electrocuted by stray voltage on a city sidewalk. Bye, Bob"
In a recent development, it has been reported by various users that typing the phrase 'Bannination.com' will result in either an immediate suspension or termination of a fark user account. 'Permabanning' - the permanent banning of an individual users fark account has also been reported as a consequence of typing this phrase.
Fark TV
In January 2007, Fark launched Fark TV, the much criticized online show attempting to replicate the humor of stories seen on the website. It is hosted at Superdeluxe.com. Plug links are regularly put up on Fark.com to promote new episodes, with the feedback being mixed at best, but mostly negative. The general consensus at Fark.com is that the comments lambasting Fark TV are funnier than Fark TV itself.
TotalFark.com
TotalFark.com is the subscription-based premium version of popular community web site Fark.com, a human-driven news aggregator for interesting news and web sites with an estimated 8,000-10,000 subscribers.[citation needed] Subscribers, known collectively as TotalFarkers or TFers, have the privilege of seeing and commenting on all links submitted by Fark.com users, as opposed to only those approved for inclusion on Fark.com by Fark's administrators. This means that TotalFark users are able to read and comment on links long before they hit the Fark.com main page. In addition, TotalFark subscribers have access to an "Upcoming Contests" page, allowing them more time to ready their entries before a contest (Photoshop, AudioEdit, etc.) goes "live". In a typical 24-hour period, TotalFark's main page includes 1,600 to 2,000 links and their associated comment threads, whereas Fark's main page includes only 60 to 80 links from among this number.
History of Totalfark.com
On February 4, 2002, Fark.com founder Drew Curtis introduced TotalFark.com as a subscription service, charging US$5 per month. The subscription fee has not been changed since this time. Six- and twelve-month options are available for $25 and $50, respectively.
On November 3, 2003, the "ignore list" feature was introduced for TotalFark members. This feature allows users to automatically hide the comments of specific users, which can be useful if a particular user is repeatedly offensive or otherwise annoying.
On August 16, 2004, gift subscriptions were introduced. This feature allowed TotalFark members to purchase TotalFark subscriptions for non-subscribing Fark.com users (known as Farkers or Liters). This feature is fairly popular. A number of TotalFark members frequently give subscriptions to Fark users whom they see as positive contributors to the Fark.com comment threads, even though the recipient may not be personally acquainted with the donor. The donor may choose to remain anonymous to the recipient.
See also
- Drew Curtis
- It's Not News, It's FARK: How Mass Media Tries to Pass off Crap as News
- Worth1000
- Photoshop contest
References
- ^ "FarQ: About Fark.com." Fark. Retrieved June 8, 2006.
- ^ “Definition of 'fark'.” Wiktionary. Retrieved on June 8, 2006.
- ^ “Link submission thingee: Increase the chances of your submission being posted on Fark.” Fark. Retrieved on June 8, 2006.
- ^ Marcotte, John. “interview: fark’s drew curtis.” badmouth.net. December 16, 2003. Retrieved on June 8, 2006.
- ^ Why, Joel. “Interview with Drew Curtis, FARKin' Genius .” Newmoanyeah. December 1, 2003. Retrieved June 8, 2006.
- ^ Terdiman, Daniel. “Fark Sells Out. France Surrenders.” Wired. August 6, 2004. Retrieved June 8, 2006.
- ^ “FarQ (Fark FAQ).” Fark. Retrieved on June 8, 2006.
- ^ a b “Fark site redesign is now live. Hope nothing breaks, we're all out drinking.” Fark. April 25, 2007 Retrieved on April 26, 2007.
- ^ “Fark redesign notes and updates from Drew.” Fark. April 26, 2007 Retrieved on May 4, 2007.
- ^ "This story about Duke students caught cheating includes a gratuitous cleavage photo". Fark. May 1, 2007 Retrieved on May 2, 2007.
- ^ “A quick note about SFW boobies pics in threads (DIT) -Drew”. Fark. May 2, 2007 Retrieved on May 4, 2007.
- ^ a b c d e f "Fark Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ): Farkisms." Fark. Retrieved on March 12, 2007.
- ^ "L'Oreal Shampoo Commercial." YouTube. April 20, 2006. Retrieved on February 28, 2007.
- ^ “$10 bill getting a makeover that adds splashes of red, yellow and orange to the green bill (pic).” Fark.com. September 28, 2005. A variation on this theme sometimes occurs when users make obviously false claims, such as "I'm from Mars so I get a kickout of these replies."
- ^ "Top 10 “I am in your base killing your d00ds” pictures", URL retrieved 2-Apr-2007.
- ^ "I am in ur webz, aksin ur questins", URL retrieved 2-Apr-2007.
- ^ “Mustard Man, Revealed!” Bloggerheads.Com (personal weblog entry). 2002-2004. Retrieved on June 8, 2006.
- ^ Romero, Ric. “Your Opinions Online.” KABC-TV. October 18, 2005. Retrieved on June 8, 2006.
- ^ Rempel, Shauna. “Web Celebs.” Toronto Star. June 27, 2006. Retrieved on June 27, 2006.
- ^ “Bored scientist constructs Olympic Rings logo using live nerve cells. In other news, still no cure for cancer.” Fark. January 23, 2002. Retrieved on June 8, 2006.
- ^ “English introduce new carrot colors. In other news, still no cure for cancer.” Fark. May 16, 2002. Retrieved on June 8, 2006.
- ^ “Judge determines unsolicited finger in anus is crude, but not criminal.” Fark. March 12, 2004. Retrieved on June 8, 2006.
- ^ “It's official. A two-mile stretch of Tennessee highway has been adopted by “Drew Curtis' TotalFark UFIA.” Link goes to a photo of the sign.” Fark. April 3, 2006. Retrieved on June 8, 2006.
- ^ Staff Writer. “Wal-Mart Greeter Fired for Saucy Pic.” Fox News. January 7, 2005. Retrieved on August 2, 2006.
- ^ “Telepathic communication with pets. Your dog wants steak.” Fark. October 8, 2002. Retrieved on June 8, 2006.
- ^ “Inventor designs a detector that reads baby's thoughts. Your dog wants steak.” Fark. October 10, 2002. Retrieved on June 8, 2006.
External links
- Official Website (RSS)
- Farktography — Site for Fark photography (NOT Photoshop) contests.
- Fark Photoshop Scrutinizer — Fark photoshop contest results and statistics.
- Grampy's Cliché City, a comprehensive Fark.com cliché reference.