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This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous.
Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

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Strange titles are rarely added to Wikipedia under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally Wikipedians lose their minds (especially on April Fool's Day) and if their posts are good they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom. As with other "silly things", often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us under the GFDL.

Unlike bad jokes and other deleted nonsense, however, some of these article names were made for good reasons, on real topics that the writers thought might be useful for Wikipedia. That doesn't always mean that – out of context – the title will be any the less ridiculous-sounding.

If you find an article with a strange title up for deletion at WP:AFD, consider this page. If you do add it to the list, simply put it in its correct alphabetical place. Please don't link it – it'll only encourage them. With any luck it should be a redlink anyway, although one or two of those listed now act as redirects to more sensible titles.

As to this page's title, consider it a mild addition to the collection of "freaky" titles – the real reason for it was just so that it abbreviates to DAFT. Bewildering titles, bizarre titles, and surreal titles – all are equally fair game.

Notes for adding titles to this page

A small note of explanation is OK, but please do not sign it - this isn't a talk page.
This is for articles that really existed on Wikipedia which have been deleted – provide proof of the deletion if you can, generally in the form of an XFD discussion page (AFD debates can be quite humorous themselves) or deletion log entry (for articles deleted prior to December 2004, see also the Wikipedia:Deletion log or Wikipedia:Old deletion log).
Don't stuff beans up your nose. Do not wikilink article titles.
Don't glorify vandalism. If an article title was clearly and unquestionably the work of a vandal, or was speedy deleted as a G3 or G10, it's better off forgotten.
Don't notify police on the fires you set. In other words, making something DAFT, then deleting it, then reporting it, is hands-down idiotic. We let the random folk out there make up this stuff, then, if it's DAFT enough, a user will put it here. Let the chips fall where they may; don't dump them on the floor.

Articles

Special characters

☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼ [1]
Was a redirect to Sun.
(see list of episodes)[2]
"Sa paglipas ng panahon, may mga makikilala tayo na magiging parte ng buhay natin gustuhin man natin o hindi: Gustuhin man nila o hindi: Alam man natin o hindi: Alam man nila o hindi." [3]
"Stay in Bed" technique [4]

0–9

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 [5]
(The content of this article contained some text saying that there are 100 zeroes after the one. However, there are only 99!)
14-15-20-8-9-14-7 [6]
(If you replace each number with its corresponding letter of the alphabet (for example, replacing 14 with the 14th letter, which is N), you get the word "nothing".)
1933 in video gaming [7]
22.86 Centimetre Nails [8]
(Redirect Nine Inch Nails. Trent Reznor is not likely to go metric any time soon.)
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117068 [9]
(Deleted several times; see this deletion discussion for one example. Was apparently a redirect to Pi.)
4 8 15 16 23 42 [10]
(Now a redirect to Mythology of Lost.)

A

AAAAAAAAA! [11]
Uncyclopedia featured it twice.
A better Wikipedia ^[1]
Add new artical [12]
Aeroneurophycosis [13]
"in which the sufferer developes a sexual atraction to aircraft"
A Guy Named Joe ^[1]
Allah-Kitten controversy [14]
And where do the horses do their business? ^[2]
Angry donkey [15]
An old dude who lives in Central America. [16]
Apeism : Ape worship and the history of Apeism [17]
Aqua-hoochie [18]
Arm hair fetishism [19]
Article Name Afro-Argentinians-YES THEY EXIST! [20]
The legitimate article on this topic is at Afro Argentine.
Assassins of the 1400 [21]
Atoms in Bulgaria [22]
Attack of the fifty foot Hitler [23]
Awesome Fest [24]

B

Baby born with penis on its back [25]
Bacon armageddon [26]
Bahá'í humor [27]
(Commemorated at BJAODN).
Ballad of Saddam Hussein [28]
Bazooka Folding bikes [29]
Be like neji [30]
Beans for books [31]
Bearatross [32]
Beefstache [33]
"a rather grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it"
The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity [34]
Was a redirect to Christianity.
Ben Harrison: There was a problem with your search. This is probably temporary; try again in a few moments, or you can search Wikipedia through an external search service: [35])
(Yes, that was the article's title).
Benny go home [36]
Best bibs ever [37]
BEWARE THE GREEN MONKEY [38]
Bewildergoose [39]
Bicyclescope ^[2]
Big bad sex words [40]
Big Cookie Wendsday [41]
Big Fucking Sandwich [42]
Birth defects considered snazzy by the FDA [43]
Bob Bobbert Bobson [44]
Bob Dole Memorial Ocean [45]
Was a redirect to Pacific Ocean.
Boris the talking puffin [46]
Brick monster [47]
Briefsism [48]
BrliÄ‡-MaÅ¾uraniÄ‡ ^[1]
(This was probably a mangled version of the name of the Croatian author Ivana Brlić-Mažuranić. When the article was created, Wikipedia used the ISO 8859-1 character encoding, which does not contain the special characters in her name.)
Bukkacracy [49]
Burying your Brother In The Pavement [50]
Butt munchers [51]
Buying Chocolate ^[3]

C

Cake cannon [52]
Call this a cry for help [53]
Camosexual [54]
"one who is sexually stimulated by camoflage [sic] patterns in such a large manner that it directly interfears [sic] in ones everyday life"
Cancer takes [55]
Catfire [56]
Cathode Ray Tube Beef Curry [57]
Cell Phones And Drunk Driving [58]
Charlie's sister [59]
Cheesecheesecheese [60]
Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs [61]
Chicken-Neck Party [62]
Chocolate bar and the moon [63]
Christian Wrestling Federation [64]
Chucking loads of elaphant poo at people [65]
Clarity shops [66]
CNBC anchors who have never held even a moderately high position in the financial field [67]
Collapse of the United States [68]
Colour Me Stupid [69]
Comfy Lounge (University of Waterloo) [70]
Concrete cleaning [71]
Confederate States Air Force [72]
(The Confederate States of America ceased to exist in 1865. Not to be confused with the Confederate Air Force, the former name of the Commemorative Air Force.)
Constitutional Chair [73]
Cookies that talk and drive cars into lakes and don't listen to their mothers because they don't care [74]
Cornography [75]
…"filming, or watching, two stalks of corn mating. Though this isnt possible, it is still asum."
Cow cuddling [76]
Create a wikipedia [77]
Create your own page [78]
Crispy chicken [79]
Crust of the Andes [80]
Cure for fangirlism [81]

D

Daily Tortilla Intake [136]
Dead prostitutes in popular culture [137]
(What could be more encyclopedic than an exploration of the dead hooker plot device?)
Death of a shoe horn in Mexico with a cat [138]
Debated questions regarding the procreation and existence of certain Narnian creatures. [139]
Defender of the supermart [140]
(Which is actually a series found on albinoblacksheep.)
Delete this [141]
(You got it!)
Depressive Avio-porcine Respiratory Terrorism Syndrome (DARTS) [142]
Diarrhea of a genius [143]
Diet Coke + Mentos = Kaboom [144]
Differences between Huaxia and barbarians [145]
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding [146]
Discussion on business models and organizational charters applicable to large free wikis ^[1]
Disney FBI Warnings [147]
Do scented candles burn faster than unscented candles [148]
Does not link to hitler [149]
Dog Fart Neutralizing Thong [150]
DON QUIXOTE, EL DONKEY, EL DINERO. READ THE NOVEL OF NARFARD FLARP TODAY RAWR GBS4L ^[1]
Don't Move Your Panda [151]
Donkey Razor Abridged [152]
Dotcrunk [153]
Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice [154]
(Which is actually an Uncyclopedia article.)
Dr Hudson's Speed Thinking [155]
Drug delivery systems to human doggy creatures [156]
Dying with your pants off [157]

E

Editing Wikipedia while drunk [158] ^[3]
Not to be confused with Wikipedia:Editing Under the Influence.
El Bastard Comes To Town [159]
Elephant Thursday [160]
Elephant (wikipedia article) [161]
Elvis Presley's favourite books [162]
Deleted due to pressing BLP concerns.
Emily's Famous Nacho Recipe [163]
En, Wikipedia [164]
Everyone has to like cheese or else i will kill them in their sleep and they wil die [165]
Everything (everything) [166]
EVIL! [167]
Was a redirect to Britannia.
Evil Tutorial [168]
Extreme accounting [169]

F

Fake articles and entries in dictionaries, encyclopedias, and other reference books, lists, and directories as well as fictitious places, streets or other intentionally fake insertions in maps [170][171]

Was a redirect to fictitious entry.

Fake Fake [172]
Famous watermelons [173]
Farting in Ireland [174]
Fartsniffing Anklebiting Anteater Spawn [175]
Fat naked lady [176]
Fatty fatty boom boom [177]
Fish repairs [178]
Five pound electron [179]
Five stolen dollars [180]
Flying Bigfoot of Florida[181]
Flying humanoids [182]
Fork Knifing With Crunchy Tape [183]
Fossil fuel for reciprocating piston engines equipped with spark plugs[184]
...You know, the stuff that powers your car. ~~Gasoline~~ -- err, ~~petrol~~ -- no, gasoline . . . ack, just forget about it.
Friends are good.(somtimes) [185]
Funny eirik [186]
Funny MPAA rating reasons [187]

Files

File:DKWBCAQW2A21CAXEXCFWCASTD51WCAX56RGMCAAT06A8CA0OYTKZCA3CHABGCA1QQ4M4CASH4Z6KC A3JPJL2CAI63EXLCATWWIBHCAG9K9HZCAV0GXTNCASXNLVLCAI46I44CAN37V11CA0P007D.jpg [188]
File:Waai!sailorgalaxiasama!uwaahs.jpg [189]
File:X1pUr2osLO3XWiRHuBLD0Ws7i1QLNBl Yp7HSeHbkg00uZ5otWl rlpRD05jYuX5eZ q373O AJwyB0-R3BAB46ZrLl7vFH2XWkD6saaC-EAC0EyunzoOcLNlf6MjSB0jvWgP2ARoMIB10.jpg [190]

G

Garfield Comic Strips in Spanish [191]
Garlic eating men in Manhattan [192]
Gay seahorses [193]
General Pissedness Factor (GPF) [194]
Genetically modified foodz [195]
Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)[196]
Give me your bank account details [197]
The page content was a picture of a fruit pudding.
GoatSurfing [198]
Goat tongue [199]
God of the gays [200]
Goths, the Man-Penguins [201]
Gotta Believe In Pumpkins [202]
Gnomeology [203]
Graduates who cannot read their diplomas [204]
Grandfather's Brother Paradox [205]
Grand Unified Theory of Delivered Pizza [206]
Grape Digging Sharon Fruits [207]
Grape stomp lady [208]
Great pony famine [209]
Guide to: Blowing Your Nose & Getting Dressed [210]
GUY WHO NEVER EXISTED [211]

H

HAJI ER KAMALUDDIN KHAN(ALIG) [212]
Hamburgerology [213]
Hat Putato [214]
Here is a description of bead making from a visit to the Miyuki bead factory in Japan. ^[1]
Higle pigle monster mash [215]
Holden Caulfield (car) [216]
Homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck [217]
(Content has now been merged into Non-human animal sexual behavior and Necrophilia.)
Honey, We Disemboweled Grandma [218]
Hoonie Fonque Wonque [219]
How is ben stein influential america [220]
How the prequels should have went [221]
How to be anorexic [222]
HOW TO CREATE A WILKIPEDIA ATREICLE [223]
How to deal with the unpinned knight! [224]
How to Eat a Scorpion While it is Mating [225]
How to gain balls and be able to not freeze when the only open spot on the bus is next to a really really cute asian guy [226]
(Redirect to Nike, Inc.)
How to get high [227]
Http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Sandbox&action=edit&section=new [228]
(Yes, this was the title of the article.) - (page recreated and deleted 5 times+)
Humanefant[229]
"a hypothetical elephant/human hybrid. See also "the humanbit (also known as the rabbahu or manumit)" (you can probably guess where the author's going with that one.)

I

I ated a cookie [230]
I DONT NO HOW TO MAKE A WIKERPEDIA ATRICLE [231]
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A STUPID WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS HELP WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SITE THIS IS WHY NOBODY CITES YOU [232]
I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants ^[3]
I'll murder that stupid eukaryote if it kills me! [233]
I'm going to bed later! [234]
I'm Sick now, I can go to Doctors [235]
Ibeliveitspie [236]
In 1994 PHP was created, the main implementation of PHP is now produced by The PHP Group and serves as the de facto standard for PHP as there is no formal specification. [237]
Inability to calculate gravitational force between objects having virtual center of masses [238]
Inconvenient Public Library Hours in Hawaii [239]
Infrequently Asked Questions [240]
Insane Clown Posse ( ICP ) Gay / Homosexual Controversy Explained [241]
Insatanity [242]
InsertPagesIntoOtherPages ^[1]
Interesting facts about Toasters ^[3]
International caps lock day [243]
(Should have been INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY.)
International centre for the prevention [244]
Internets? [245]
Intestine baalism [246]
Irish cheese triangle [247]
Is Wiki Really Anarchic ^[1]
Islam inside Hungarians [248]

J

Jamoomba [249]
Jesus built the Pyramids [250]
Jesusry [251]
(A slang term for Christianity, along the same vein as the term "Jewry".)
Jew-jitzu [252]
John Travolta Method for Chemistry [253]
Joseph and Imhotep are the same person [254]
Judaism and bus stops [255]

K

Kanchi kamakoti pitha or kanchi kamakoti peetham or kanchi mutt orkamakoti mutt or kamakoti peeta [256]
(Apparently, this was about an Indian guru. Or something.)
Kate Kelly (generally awesome person, far better than the other Kate Kellys)[257]
Keith keith the magical teddybear jesus [258]
Kevin the Kleptomatic and Ever So Slightly Flatulent Koala [259]
Koala attacks in Australia [260]

L

Lame drivers [261]
Laser Soup [262]
Laws about warning someone you're going to kill them [263]
Legend of zelda: twilight crackhead [264]
Les fromages a mange mon amis [265]
(Translation: The cheeses has eats my one friends (sic). Not only weird, but the French is lousy - "The cheeses have eaten my friends" would be "Les fromages ont mangé mes amis.")
Like this one [266]
(This title is occasionally used as a deliberate example of a red link, similar to "the weather in London" and "red link".) (13+ deletions as of 2010)
Little blue question marks^[1]
Little Flying Elephant [267]
Look a rare endangered species of african caterpillar found only in australia and new zealand[268]
(...but apparently not in Africa.)
Long Hind Legs [269]
Luke Stole My Handgun [270]

List articles

List of all Wikipedia lists that do not contain themselves [271]
(later recreated as a redirect to Russell's paradox, now gone again.)
List of animated science-fiction/fantasy movies that failed to attract an audience [272]
List of bands beginning with the word "lemon" [273]
List of Benches In The Leys School Chapel [274]
List of candidates for Vice President Who Have Favored The Dissolution Of The United States[275]
List of caves on Dagobah that are strong with the dark side of the force [276]
List of convicted drunk drivers who have become president of the United States [277]
The list contained one item – George W. Bush.
List of Dads Who Make Other Dads Eat Bugs [278]
The article itself was completely blank, but the talk page just read "my dad".
List of differences between apples and oranges [279]
List of Disneyworlds in Andorra [280]
List of dribbling wizards [281]
List of famous men who wear briefs [282]
List of fictional characters with removable or interchangeable heads [283]
List of films by gory death scene [284]
List of future journeys of Pope Benedict XVI [285]
List of Hindi Film Stars who have been to Mauritius [286]
List of largest cities by the end of each century that did not exist by the beginning of that century [287]
List of locales in Britain where ant species have become locally extinct[288]
List of movie posters with lamps in them [289]
The list contained one item– Mission: Impossible– with a footnote saying "NB: does not contain lamps."
List of jellyfish who have stung notable people [290]
List of notable people who have been stung by jellyfish [291]
List of notable people who regularly wear spandex [292]
List of number greater than or equal to the number of search results they produce on Google [293]
List of peaceful wars [294]
List of people famous for singing badly [295]
List of people who are alive or are dead ^[2]
List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this [296]
List of people who died with tortoises on their heads [297]
List of people who were who were non adherents of the Dharmic religions to be cremated [298]
List of people without names [299]
List of places that have been called an armpit [300]
List of political flops [301]
List of political organizations whose name include "Marxist-Leninist" [302]
List of puddles [303]
The page said "The following is a comprehensive List of puddles in the World: 1. The one outside my house 2. The big on to the East of the USA"
List of reporting marks Railfans make fun of [304]
List of software projects whose name is a term offensive to many people with disabilities [305]
Quite possibly the GIMP.
List of songs with fruit in the title [306]
List of tennis players who appeared on the David Letterman Show in 1995 [307]
List of terms using the words "latent" or "latency" [308]
List of things sharing names with Finnish presidents [309]
List of things the cat dragged in [310]
List of those who are "far left" according to Bill O'Reilly [311]
List of US governors with facial hair [312]
List of U.S. place names not connected to Sweden [313]
List of wikis about St. Louis, Missouri [314]
List of word puns where one or more of the included words is used in whole [315]
List of words that rhyme with Oompa Loompa [316]
List of world leaders whose name are anagrams of their domains [317]

M

M to the AO [318]
Magic bananas [319]
Magic Beans Are Real [320]
Magic Tulip [321]
Magma Squids [322]
Making Wikipedia more accessible to the blind ^[1]
Manly ways to eat fruit [323]
Markovian parallax denigrate [324]
MASSIVE TRAFFIC CONE SHAPED ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE ^[3]
Mathematical calculations in cake [325]
McDonald's in Wal-Mart [326]
Meameamealokkapoowa Oompa [327]
Mean Croboys [328]
Men in colourful towels [329]
Mental pygmies [330]
Me Og [331]
Michael Jordan eating at McDonald's [332]
Michelle Obama's arms [333]
Microwave Head [334]
"...a common side effect from using the microwave excessively..."
Mirwin's prototype of synergistally rationalized collaboration as an example of developing liquid resources from ambient commons in USA, tailor as required ^[1]
Working together to build a well?
Moat that God Built ^[1]
MOBERLY MIDGET LEAGUE [335]
Monkey wedding [336]
Monster eats the pilot [337]
Moon ducks ^[3]
Moonshine process improvement [338]
Moutray of Seafield and Roscobie, now of Favour Royal, Co. Tyrone: an Historical and Genealogical memoir of the family in Scotland, England, Ireland and America - [339]
Nobody at WP:AFD was really sure what it was about - the title's "Genealogical memoir of the family" didn't relate to the contents. Also, check out how angry the creator became when s/he received a notification pertaining to the debate - [340].
Movies that feature head explosions [341]
Merged into "List of films by gory death scene", which has in turn been deleted.
Mr.WIlson's daughters car [342]
Mugsy catoe [343]
Mushrooms (How I'm Too Short To See The One I Love So I Poison Mushroomed Myself) [344]
My head hurts ^[3]
My page [345]
Apparently people think it's their own blog or something...
MY SISTER GIVES GREAT HEAD! [346]
Mysterious user subpages ^[1]

N

Nasty doggy woggy [347]
Natalie Portman Naked and Petrified ^[1]
Navarro's Original Taco Filling [348]
Necronomichrist [349]
Negative media coverage of Dewsbury [350]
Neon orange cheese ^[3]
Neurotypical syndrome [351]
Never Heard of It [352]
Never wrestle with a pig [353]
Newton's gravi constant 's getting smaller all the time [354]
Next Page [355]
Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Zombified, SubHumanoid Living Dead, Part 5 [356]
Ninja piggy [357]
No backspace friday [358]
No one reacts like the Militray Bases(Except Wright-Paterson Air Force).I miss being able to call them.When i try to phone anyone--I Vomit.--I do not get Hospital sick,I just Vomit Once,So i know this a War Criminal attack on my life,and the Children. [359]
Nomad porn [360]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [361]
This was a redirect to the Darth Vader article.
Noooooooo [362]
Another Darth Vader redirect.
Notice posted on the corridor of the ground floor at Hietalahdenkatu 7A, Helsinki, Finland [363]
Nude Hippo [364]

O

Ohcrapistan [365]
Oh My God Hot Springs [366]
Onion Bridge [367]
Oops, sorry, page unavailable [368]
Orange pants [369]
Oscillating penguin of ultimate seduction [370]
Note the acronym, Opus.

P

Paper- the fat free chocolate [371]
Paradoxalism [372]
Partial Unbirthing Fetishism [373]
Paul & Shark [374]
Pen Wars [375]
Penis jam [376]
People scratching themselves behind their ears [377]
People's republic of Antarctica [378]
Pink carnation and a pick uptruck [379]
Pipe mania [380]
Pitbull with Lipstick [381]
Was a redirect to Sarah Palin.
Players of 3D Space Cadet Pinball Who Can't Get It Up To Satisfy Their Wives [382]
Pokemon/Satanism parallels Talk ^[1]
Pole (John T's Infamous Object) [383]
Polydimensional industrial bio-cosmic psychology of microscopic bacterium [384]
Poo ah kee ah [385]
Poorly built rocket bus [386]
Pope hamster [387]
Population of the whole universe [388]
Potato coma [389]
"...when a digestive system, that is use to potatos eaten regularly, has a lack of potatoes."
Prime Number Shitting Bear [390]
Proper punctuation of words describing Pokemon transsexual acts [391]
Prunes in the bath [392]
Pubic goods [393]
Punk metrics [394]
Purple monkey theory [395]
Put that cookie down [396]
"...down, cookie down, put that cookie down! Now!"
Putting Salt on a Snail [397]
Pyronecrobeastiality [398]

R

Radioactive Pedophile on the Loose! [399]
Random boner syndrome [400]
Raptor jesus [401]
Rat smacker [402]
Raving white octopus [403]
References to polycephaly in popular culture [404]
Republic of Illinois [405]
Richard's macaroni and cheese [406]

S

Sally bivilllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [407]
SANJIVANI BHARAT FOUNDATION presents an open Forum for Youngsters & Indian Citizens "COPING WITH TERRORISM" by its founder Mr.Umashankar Sahu [408]
Satan will be restored ^[1]
Savings-get-multiplied-and-considering-that-similar-percentages-are-saved-you-will-be-sponsoring-a-return-flight-to-New-York-for-all-of-us-how-sweet-of-you-kthx [409]
Schinty-six From the BBC's Numberwang [410]
Scientist fun [411]
Sdrawkcab [412]
Was originally about a film with this title, then became a redirect to Palindrome.
Semordnilap [413]
The subject of an edit war, AFD, speedy, and now a redirect to Palindrome.
Seven blind men from Alabama ^[1]
Shakespeareland [414]
Sesquipedalianist [415]
Sheep in the Biggest Capital City [416]
Shoes and Degenerative Diseases [417]
Silly hat club [418]
Silver monkey wolf [419]
Slappy Dappy Clappers [420]
Slang/Knocking her dead one on the nose each and every double trey ^[1]
Sleepy e [421]
Slutgers [422]
Smacky sounds [423]
Smart imbecile ^[1]
Snowman porn [424]
Sometimes the donuts move [425]
Some of the Trees Where to Heavy for the Younger Scouts [426]
Some of the spelling where to Difficult for the Scouts two.
Some Pretty Good Friends of Mollie ^[1]
Southall (Southall) [427]
Spanish class with debra [428]
Spiritual Bone [429]
Sprinkle muffin chop bang because really there is no other way [430]
Spoilt rich kid [431]
Squirrels and booze [432]
Stalking off in a huff ^[1]
Straw etiquette [433]
Strings McPickens [434]
Stuffed Animal Hippo [435]
Stuff Yer Face [436]
Super moses [437]
Super Panda [438]
Super secret penis [439]

T

Taking the vowels out of words [440]
See disemvoweling.
Talk:Cherry lime chipolte pie [441]
Talk:Were is the start menu located [442]
Talk:What does cellar mean [443]
That one girl Charlie Brown likes with the red hair who they called Heather in the cartoons where the adults sound like Wee Wah Waw Wah [444]
(formerly a redirect to Little Red-Haired Girl.)
The Andrew Olsen University of Prostitution & Finance [445]
The "Boss Level" in Ancient Literature [446]
The best mixes from the album debut for all the people who dont buy white-labels ^[1]
The care bears are coming [447]
The Cheese Profiler ^[3]
The color "kickass" [448]
The Devastating Chance of St. Emogothica [449]
The difference between yellow-green and green-yellow [450]
The Divine Order of the Fruit of the Loins of the Earth [451]
The Dog Dies at the End [452]
The Effects of Eyesight while consuming Bacon [453]
The egg's sunset in the upside down ramp [454]
The emoticons of avatars [455]
The Fatty Mocha [456]
The Fax Machine Monster of Basildon [457]
The Floor Is Lava [458]
The Gentlest That I've Heard The Chairman of The Diplomat Behind A Half [459]
(was formerly a redirect to Yitzhak, in which it said some weird things, including how it was a lost book by him and how it had some strange information involved.)
The Golden Age of Bridges [460]
The great toolset disappointment of '06 [461]
The Jelly Moustache [462]
The life that is very good [463]
The Main Street Hot Dog Lady ^[2]
The Meat Pie Guy [464]
The Micro Sandwich Teleportation Equation [465]
The Pink Hurburbler [466]
The Power to Destroy ^[1]
The problem of defining sanity ^[1]
The Purple Hurburbler [467]
The role of clowns in modern society [468]
The small, select group of actors who, when not using a voice-over in Japanese-American luxury car commercials, play the unknowing, naive, taken-advantage-of griftees of other more savage, advanced, predatorial entities. [469]
The Smurfs and communism [470]
The Story of Toys R Us and Build A Bear Workshop [471]
The Turnip Wars [472]
The waitress at Peaks of Otter [473]
The wikipedian who tagged this article for speedy deletion will be cursed to die in 11 days with no exceptions.[474]
As well as other Ring-inspired freaky titles...
- The sysop who delete this article will be cursed to die in 11 days. [475]
- This article contains a curse. Anybody who edit/move/delete or otherwise modify this article will be cursed to die in 11 days. There are no exceptions. 12 people were dead for not heading my advice. You don't want to be the 13th person do you [476]
The whaleshark is only a visitor [477]
THE WOMAN THAT PIONEER PROFESSIONAL MODELING IN NIGERIA [478]
The word parakeet written exactly 254 times [479]
Article consisted of the word "Parakeet" written exactly 255 times.
They cut down the old pine tree [480]
ThingsThatDoNotExistForAReason ^[1]
Third desk from the left in the second row from the back of Room 302, Bogstandard Junior School, Hamlet, Somerset [481]
This article is up for speedy deletion [482]
This page has an extremely long title and in addition is really pointless so it will probably be deleted very soon unless an army of fuzzy kittens come to stop them which is quite unlikely [483]
This page may meet Wikipedias criteria for speedy deletion The given reason is It is a very short article providing little or no context CSD A1 contains no content whatsoever CSD A3 consists only of links elsewhere CSD A3 or a [484]
This page is a minor edit ^[1]
This (way) ^[1]
Three Laws Of Al Gore ^[1]
Three penis wolf [485]
Timeline of fictional historical events [486]
Tittytainment [487]
To Be a Fatty or Not to Be a Fatty [488]
Toe names [489]
Top 10 torture methods of the middle ages [490]
Transformations imposed by the Soviet Union in Romanian Education after the WW II [491]
Turbo corn [492]
Type seach here [493]

Templates

Template: Collapsible Christ [494]
Template:I AM A DUCK [495]
Template:I love you [496]
Template: Insect spam [497]
Template: Stub-stub [498]
Template: VuVUuvUVUvuvUVvuv-stub [499]

U

Ugly japanese girls [500]
Was a redirect to hoax.
Uiolentapneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosising [501]
See Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Unilluminati [502]
United States Senate Special Committee on Bondage [503]
Unrestrictedl grammar^[1]
Upperauto/jhng/smileupper/hsngn/shttrhkjfh/skdjhekjbg/ dkrjhgkjdfbn/hkgvfhgvcgh/ghfvhjgcvhfgc/khgfhgcghc/hbjbghjfbg/ hfbghjkbdfghjkbdf/bfjghbfdhjgb/hfbghkbfgkhb/bnkfbgkfbg/kj/ hkbfghjkbfg/kjfhngfjkdn/kjhertykbntkjbn444444/99999999yhgh/54y6g [504]
Ullr Fest [505]

V

Valley of blew up chuck norris [506]
Vampire potato[507]
Various devices in a computer [508]
Vegetable monsters [509]
Video Games in the 1800s [510]
Violet bones [511]
Visible canadian moon [512]

W

Walk with the shark [513]
Walking Microwave [514]
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. [515]
Weredonkey [516]
What Is Mathematics Really ^[1]
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! [517]
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [518]
Whe are we gettn our letters from the schools [519]
More importantly, will we be able to read them when they arrive?
Which Backstreet Boy is Gay [520]
Why do men buy terrible presents? [521]
Why fort pitt is fort pitt [522]
Why I Want To Be King of Australia [523]
WhyIsEveryThingOnThePageLikeThis ^[1]
Why is football called football [524]
Why not to sleep in a bamboo forest? [525]
Single sentence. "Because the bamboo will grow through you... resulting in Death."
Why wikipedia.org should apologize for deleting my alyssa d'amico article[526]
Why Won't My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea [527]
Why you can't cross your legs in church [528]
Will juleah go out with micheal again [529]
Wikipedia is a dictionary [530]
Wikipedia is hosed ^[1]
Witch Prohibition Act [531]
World Domination Industries [532]
Worth of chins [533]
WP:NOT GOING TO GO APEY 2 MINUTES AFTER EVERY CULTURAL METAWIKI NEWPAGE PHENOMENON THAT ENHANCES THE ORIGINAL CULTURAL PHENOMENON IN THE PROCESS [534]
WP:Only an idiot posts abusive tirades on the admins' noticeboard [535]
Redirected to self-destruct.
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [536]
Redirected to Dio Brando.

Y

Yak Combing ^[3]
Yak yak kut put pena [537]
YAY drugs [538]
Yorgy fwambombolish ^[3]

Z

Zen Rfanklib [539]
Subject was a Ben Franklin store that scrambled some letters in the sign after losing the franchise.

Notes

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