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welcome to the IRBAT userpage
(above: trout me if i make a mistake. I'm still learning!)
Welcome to the land of pain and suffering! but hey, at least it doesnt hurt to read... yet
Notes:
-does anyone know how to make a table of contents? asking for a friend...
-Please be patient, i am autistic
-Je parler françis, mais mal.
-I use(d) WikiLoop DoubleCheck to review edits
Complaints/Complements
any user who wants to leave a note on my userpage should do so in this category (also any Barnstars go here):
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where to find me/what i do
i patrol recent edits, respond to help desk questions, and respond to stuff in the teahouse
hi, my username is quite long and somewhat derogatory so feel free to call me:
IRBAT (pronounced:err-bat)
or Hunter (real name)
I go by He/Him pronouns
i spend my free time reverting vandalism in the recent changes patrol
i take pride in my job, and get to laugh at the worst of the worst edits
things i have done
i created a wikipedia hook that became one of the top viewed hooks of april 2022!
still one of my proudest achievements
I was the last post of April Fools 2023, I posted my comment exactly on 00:00 April 2nd, which was technically within the time frame where it didn't get denied for being to late.
tips from a REP member / thanks
note: If I send you a thanks, it means you got to a revert before me. thanks for making my job easier!
tips from a recent edits patrol member:
- 1. ALWAYS sign in to edit (if making a niche edit)
i will be less suspicious of an odd edit from an account where you have to take responsibility/ i trust a name more than a number
- 2 . EDIT SUMMARIES DAMN IT
it makes my job way easier if you just... DESCRIBE WHAT YOU EDITED
- 3. if you are going to vandalize, at least be clever
adding "poop" or "ben dover" to random articles are not funny, and not a good use of my revert time. The Thebacon Edit, though, still makes me laugh
btw, shout out to that one guy who fixed some glitchy code on this page (i know it was a program that did it, but still)
just some quotes
"did you know, the Egyptian god Thoth name when spelled in Greek is Θώθ? and since Thoth is the god of knowledge it wouldn't be inappropriate to ask 'Θώθ, whats this?' "
-some guy, on Tumblr
"behold, a man!"
-Diogenes, after plucking all the feathers off a chicken to piss off Plato
"oog boog"
-some caveman, after inventing fire
"Massachusetts has no history of human occupation"
-DarkStuff, on the SCP wiki, (SCP-4006, #Massatruthsetts)
"Swiss Miss Instant Piss'
-Sam O'Nella Academy (no link cause why not)
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
-every biology teacher ever
"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES!"
-The French
"Did you know that World Famous horror author Stephan King was once hit by a car? just something to consider"
-Every member of Gamers Against Weed
"I GUESS YOU LIKE MOSS THEN!"
-Me, to my mother
"King Boo shouldn't be a Twink"
-Me, to my brother
"Blue cumber! blue cumber go brrrr. Blue cumber is cumber but blue. blue cumber very rare. blue cumber in ocean. blue cumber is found in sea go deep"
-possible transphobe ip user
custom userboxes (feel free to use!)
custom userbox:
-intentional line break-
Bad At This's Wall of Shame (untrusted users)
basically, this is a place where i remind myself of possible vandals and/or people whos edits might need to be revert, please remove if this counts as a personal attack (will update so it isnt just one name)
-FarhudUltrasound, vitamin supplement vandal (blocked)
-2607:EA00:107:3C07:4141:F6B3:721:41C3, Supreme Dictator of South-East Minnesota
-213.37.51.119, thebacon edit guy
(temp-blocked)
-Sunday Abiola, claimed ownership of a random page. (warned)
- Maldito marica coño perra (if anyone knows how to censor this name correctly please do), the most profanity ridden sentence i think i have ever read, in Spanish! (blocked)
-95.86.155.11, funny at times, but a transphobe, so wall of shame it is. (warned, most likely banned)
Bad At This's Wall of Fame (trusted/nice users)
(ps, feel free to take yourself off the WOF if you feel like you need it)
-Tails Wx, welcomed me after 1 year, generally nice to me and a good teahouse host
-David notMD, chill dude, pretty cool
-Richlitt, very polite, even in the face of possible malice.
-Hey man, im josh, chill dude, very nice. hard worker
-301dot, very active teahouse host, nice
-Riverbend21, pretty cool dude (not a dude though =) )
-Andrybak, fixed some buggy could on this page
the depths of the userbox underworld
BTW, the title is just me skidding arround saying h*ll on my userpage, i know i can probably cuss, but i feel like it creates a bad impression of my UserPage
below this line is too many userboxes
every day the userboxes grow
 | This user is of German ancestry. |
 | This user needs just one more userbox on his page! |
| Userboxes Rock! | This user is a userbox! |
| MORE | This user has more userboxes. |
 | This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! |
 | This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful. |
| Too many userboxes | This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! |
| — | This space is available to be rented. |
| ID | This is a blank Userbox, please tell the user if you see it, because it doesn't exist. |
 | This user knows that his userboxes are disorganised but has decided that he doesn't really care. |
| UBX | This user hopes you read each and every one of his userboxes! or else... |
 | This user is interested in law. |
| who | This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things? |
| couldn't've | This user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word. |
| …in. | Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. |
| Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex
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This user prefers the cereal comma.
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| ; | This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly. |
| snuk | This user says snuck. |
its
it's | It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
| its & it's | This user thinks
ohh, if you want it to be possessive,
it's just i-t-s,
but if it's supposed to be a contraction,
then it's i-t-apostrophe-s...
Scalawag. |
| ANAL 4 | This user advocates good grammar usage. |
| boi | This user identifies as a boi. |
 | This user has no gender...maybe. |
 | God has not "directly" responded to this user's calls/prayers. |
 | This user would be perfectly fine with humanity if it weren't for all those people. |
 | This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, he uploads material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of his mind. |
 | This user has totally not destroyed Wikipedia. |
 | This user used to live on Earth, but didn't like it much, so he left. |
 | Go slowly insane as you sit and stare... |
 | Go slowly insane as you sit and stare... |
 | Go slowly insane as you sit and stare... |
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This user has NO personality.
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| This user believes they are unique, just like everybody else. | =] |
 | This user is insane. |
 | This user loves Salami, especially Saucisson sec. |
 | THIS USER LOVES ANIMALS ! ! !
They're delicious... |
 | This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. |
 | This user believes 42 cookies is the answer to life. |  |
| 42 | This user has the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything. |
 | This user cannot eat spicy food under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. |
 | This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
| EWI
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This user eats without outside influence and won't let anyone else control his diet.
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| Hershey's | This user loves Hershey's chocolate bars. |
 | This userbox is flavoured like Chocolate! Make up some cool new flavours of your own! |
 | This userbox is flavoured like Chocolate Rain, and is special edition! Make up some cool new flavours of your own! |
 | I'm lovin' it |
| I'm lovin' it |
| I'm lovin' it |
| CrBr
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This user has eaten at Cracker Barrel more times than in their own kitchen.
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 | This user thinks Sudoku is too hard. |
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