User:Steven Weston

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Steven Weston's User Page

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

fr-3Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.

la-1Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.

es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

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This user is proud to be British.	This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd
?	teenThis user is a teenager.
Template:User Zodiac Aquarius	This user is highly... um... What's that word again?
This user is an escaped genetic experiment.	This user is short-sighted.

This user is right-handed.	This user is against smoking.	?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.
This user prefers cold weather.	prog-1This user is a beginning programmer.	This user enjoys playing FreeCell.
This user enjoys rock music.	This user likes alternative rock.	This user enjoys Classical music.
This user loves and admires the Peak District National Park in England.	This user supports renewable energy.	This user supports sustainable living.
This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.	This user supports the English cricket team.	This user was born on 23-01-90.
:-] This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.	IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is either immeasurable or unknown.	This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
This user has a television set.	FreeThis user's TV service provider is Freeview.	d'oh!This user is so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!	PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTHThis user would never hurl you into the sun unless you were already having been going to do that!	RDThis user is full of smeg.
Dr. WhoThis user likes the Daleks better than the Cybermen.	QIThis user is Quite Interesting.	This user enjoys Star Trek.
TV BThis user knows there's only one way to find out…FIGHT!	newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.	BBCThis user supports the BBC.

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This user is an advanced mathematician.	This user thinks polar coordinates are pretty.	User:Uaxuctum/Userboxes/Binary
User:Uaxuctum/Userboxes/Hexadecimal	$x$This user has an obsessive mathematical passion.$y$	$0.{\bar {9}}$=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.
This user is approximately normal.	This user's deviation is standard.	$\scriptstyle {\frac {\partial ^{2}\Psi }{\partial t^{2}}}=\nabla ^{2}\Psi$This user is interested in mathematical physics.
${\mbox{hyper}}\left(a,b,n\right)$This user likes the idea of hyper operators.	This user thinks fractals are pretty.	i=bestThis user thinks i is the only "real" number.

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Reasons for Joining

Before joining, I realised that there are many minor mistakes (grammatical, spelling etc.) in several articles, so I intend to use this account to rectify those errors. Also, my school's address is blocked so this will help with my editing. Furthermore, as my mathematical knowledge develops - as I'm doing A level maths, and intend to further it at university - I may be able to contribute to the mathematics portal. So until later, most of my edits will be minor, and I'll try not to be hypercorrect.
Oh yeah, I'll try not to correct American English spellings (unless it's in an article that should have British spellings - like a British region etc.), however tempting it may be...
I will immediately remove any vandalism, which I notice (of course), whenever I browse.

I support the English language Wikipedia with my contributions.	Wikipédia Je contribue sur la Wikipédia francophone. I support French language Wikipedia with my contributions.	This user encourages the peaceful correction of vandals.
This editor is a WikiGnome.	This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!	no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia.
Non nobis solum	This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.	This user clicks on Random article way too often.
This user has been a Proud Wikipedian since 23 March, 2007. .	This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain.	Template:User 50e

This user is a true Wikipedian and allows everyone in the universe to completely rewrite every edit they have written on Wikipedia. Likewise, this user reserves the right to completely rewrite edits by every user on Wikipedia.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

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Grammatical Standpoints

enThis user supports the English English language.	"…"?This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?	en-GB -5This user can contribute at a professional level of British English.
ain’tThis user considers ain’t standard English usage.	amn'tThis user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular.	to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.	... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.	whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.	man- kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.	your you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
Subj This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.	“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.	.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.
its it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.	they he or sheThis user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.	ANAL 5This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.
Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".	’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.	Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
HYPThis user sees nothing wrong with hypercorrection.	MannThis user knows that man comes from mann, an Old English word for human, not male adult. Therefore, this user will never use "chairperson", "personhole" or any similar "politically correct" terms.	NOWTThis user thinks nowt's wrong wi using owt or nowt.
n'tThis user doesn't see anything wrong with contractions.	tillTill others realise that "until"'s syllables both mean the same thing - "till" - in two different languages, this user prefers to use "till".	ETYMOThis user prefers the etymological meaning of a word, not its current definition.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.	1337-0This user has no idea what 1337 is or prefers to contribute using proper words.	IntS-0This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.	“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.	less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.

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