Minder (TV series)

Minder
Current Minder title sequence
Created by	Leon Griffiths
Starring	George Cole (1979-1994) Dennis Waterman (1979-1989) Gary Webster (1991-1994) Shane Richie (2009-) Lex Shrapnel (2009-)
Country of origin	United Kingdom
No. of series	11
No. of episodes	114
Production
Producers	Euston Films for Thames Television (1979-1994) Co-production with Central (1993-1994) talkbackTHAMES (2009-)
Running time	(50 min x112), (90 min x2)
Original release
Network	ITV
Release	ITV (29 October 1979 - 10 March 1994) Five (4 February 2009 - )

Minder is a British comedy-drama about the London criminal underworld. Initially produced by Verity Lambert, it was made by Euston Films, a subsidiary of Thames Television and shown on ITV. The show ran for ten series from October 29, 1979 to March 10, 1994, and starred Dennis Waterman as Terry McCann, an honest and likeable bodyguard (minder in London slang), and George Cole as Arthur Daley, a well-dressed but unscrupulous importer-exporter, wholesaler, used-car salesman, and anything else from which there was money to be made whether inside the law or not. The show was largely responsible for putting the word minder, meaning personal bodyguard, into the UK and Australian popular lexicon. The characters often drank at the local members-only Winchester Club, where owner and barman Dave (Glynn Edwards) acted often unwillingly as a message machine for Arthur, and turned a blind eye to his shady deals. The series was notable for using a range of leading British actors, as well as many up-and-coming performers before they hit the big time.

In 2008 it was announced that Minder would go back into production for broadcast in 2009, although none of the original cast will appear in the new episodes. However, the new series shows some continuity with the old by recreating some of the more iconic images, such as when the main characters shake hands across the front of a car. The new show focuses on Arthur's nephew, Archie, played by Shane Richie. The series returned on 4 February 2009. The only actor so far to appear in both series is Paul Brooke, starring as Archie's solicitor in the new series and as Hamster in the classic series episode High Drains Pilferer.

Overview

Background

Minder was devised for Dennis Waterman after his success in The Sweeney, though the emphasis focused more on George Cole as the wheeler-dealer. The show had a lukewarm start, not helped by being delayed by a nine-week technicians' strike which blacked out the ITV network. In the light of poor figures the show faced the axe but a plea by Thames' managing director Bryan Cowgill to other board members saved the show. By series three the show had become a hit and the jewel in ITV's comedy/drama crown.

Terry is a former professional boxer who has served time in prison (Wormwood Scrubs) ("2 years for GBH and a 3 for attempted armed robbery" according to a police sergeant in the first episode, "Gunfight at the OK Laundrette"), having served a substantial term because he would not grass up his co-accused. With few options, Terry is employed as Arthur's minder on vague and ungenerous terms. He drives a white Ford Capri that, the opening title shots suggest, he purchased from Arthur on leaving prison, which is how the two met (he drives a copper coloured Capri in some mid-run episodes). Terry enjoys a drink but usually responsibly, and has an eye for the ladies. Despite his incarceration, he is honest, trustworthy and loyal, particularly to Arthur – although the scrapes that Arthur lands him in make him wonder why.

Arthur is a mid-level professional criminal of mature years, a minor con man eternally in dodgy dealings, usually seen puffing expensive cigars. He typically drives a Jaguar (first a silver Jaguar XJ6 Series 2, then a pale primrose Daimler Sovereign Series 3) and survives by his wiles and self-belief. He exploits everyone, especially Terry. He is always trying to make a quick quid and often bites off more than he can chew, leaving Terry to sort out the mess. Arthur thinks of himself as a Thatcherite "entrepreneur", but his tailored three-piece suits, cashmere coat and Jaguar do not disguise his working class accent and origins. Arthur tests Terry's patience with dishonest and doomed schemes to make money ("nice little earners"), then uses his cunning to persuade Terry to stay with him. In the same way, Arthur manipulates friends such as Dave of Arthur's haunt, the private if downmarket, "Winchester Club"). Arthur refers to his wife, who never appeared, as "'er indoors"; the implication that she is a fierce and formidable woman is reinforced by the appearance of actress Claire Davenport (famous for such roles) as her sister. Arthur is not above bending the law and sometimes attracts the keen attention of the local police. Despite being the one who has served time, it is Terry who serves as the show’s moral conscience, keeping Arthur from straying too far outside the law and persuading him to do the right thing whether Arthur likes it or not. The name Arthur Daley has become synonymous with a dishonest salesman or small time crook.

With Arthur's dodgy schemes, the duo encounter undesirable underworld figures, many of whom Arthur deals with and many of whom turn nasty, leaving Terry to fight and outwit their way out of trouble. But for all Arthur's obsession with get-rich-quick schemes, he is never malicious, and the pair often end up putting some other wrong right. Most of Arthur's schemes fail in the end, owing to his greediness, but he does occasionally have the odd minor victory and puts one over on the law.

The series was conceived for Dennis Waterman, to follow The Sweeney, in which he co-starred as Detective Sergeant George Carter, which had finished its run the previous year. Indeed, as the title Minder suggests, Terry was to be the lead and Arthur, a secondary character, would find different tasks for Terry each episode. However, the rapport between Dennis Waterman and George Cole was evident and quickly became popular. The focus shifted to feature Terry and Arthur more evenly, with more screen time to Arthur and his dealings. Barman Dave (whose last name was given on a couple of occasions as Harris) at first made only occasional appearances, but the rapport between Arthur (and Terry) and Dave also become popular and by the mid-second series he too was given more screen time.

Despite its eventual success, Minder was a slow burner. The first series, although critically acclaimed, did not attract large audiences because it began soon after the 1979 ITV strike, when the channel was struggling to recover its previous audience. Management at Thames were intent on scrapping the show but managing director Bryan Cowgill persuaded them to commission one further series and repeat the first. Both attracted huge audiences.

The tone of the programme in series one and two, and much of series three, mixed poignant drama and action sequences with offbeat comic moments. As the series progressed over 15 years, more emphasis was placed on the comedic aspects of the minder-principal relationship, and the show became more a comedy driven by a dramatic plot. Social satire played a strong part throughout the series, grounded in the cinematic and social ethos of the 1970s. In the earlier series Terry would succeed in seducing a 'dolly bird', resulting in at least one scene of female semi-nudity per episode, though as the series became more popular these instances were reduced. And although always an element of the series, the fights – common and brutal in early episodes – were also toned down and became less frequent.

The series has a number of parallels with long-running BBC comedy Only Fools and Horses, with both being set in London, both involving lovable dodgy dealers with endless get-rich-quick schemes (and both of whom tried to make out to be of a higher status than they really were), and both having a blend of comedy and drama. Indeed, Only Fools... creator / writer John Sullivan has claimed that one of the ways he persuaded the BBC to commission the series was by pointing to the success of ITV's Minder, which had begun the previous year. After both having lukewarm starts, both series went on to became huge hits, and share much of the same fan base. One Christmas, specials of Only Fools... and Minder were scheduled against each other, angering many viewers (in the days before video recorders were quite as commonplace in UK homes).

Theme tune

"Minder"
Song
B-side	"Nothing At All"

The theme tune, "I Could Be So Good For You", was written in 1979 by Patricia Waterman and Gerard Kenny and sung by Dennis Waterman. The record reached No.3 in the UK charts in November 1980 and led Waterman to tour as a singer. This was also the source of a parody in Little Britain where Dennis Waterman is offered acting work; he always assumes he will also 'write the theme tune, sing the theme tune...' In Nov 2008, it was announced that Glasgow band Attic Lights would re-work the original theme for the resurrected series.

Police adversaries

Continually out to put a stop to Arthur's schemes and put him behind bars was the hapless Detective Sergeant Albert "Cheerful Charlie" Chisholm (Patrick Malahide), always close to detecting Arthur's crimes but not clever enough to catch him. After the first couple of series, he was accompanied by D.C. "Taff" Jones (Michael Povey), a Welsh policeman who, on first sight not seeming overly bright, often proved sharper (albeit mildly) than his superior, and often quietly amused by Arthur's continual humiliating of Chisholm. Another recurring nemesis determined to catch Arthur was Detective Sergeant Ronald "Kenny" Rycott (Peter Childs), who had a low opinion of Chisholm's bungled efforts to nab Arthur but was no smarter himself. Rycott's sidekick was D.C. Mellish (Michael Troughton). Most episodes featured either Chisholm and Jones or Rycott and Mellish; however, they sometimes appeared all together, emphasizing the professional rivalry between them, much to the annoyance of their superior officer, Detective Inspector Norton (Tony Caunter). This rivalry famously reached fever pitch in the episode "Around the Corner" (which closed series 5) when all four officers, in two cars, crashed head-on whilst all attempting to arrest Arthur and Terry. DI Norton's subsequent comments were scathing. Although Inspector Norton's appearances were always brief, they always demonstrated the personal nature of Chisholm's and Rycott's campaigns. In "From Fulham with Love" (series 6) Norton appears for less than a minute, but spends that entire appearance denouncing Chisholm for his "personal vendetta against Arthur Daley". In the feature-length "An Officer and a Car Salesman" that preceded series 7, Chisholm was written out (he was seen to have taken a job as a security guard), and Jones was promoted to D.S. Although he took over the probing of Arthur's plots, he was less hell-bent on nabbing him, finding most of Arthur's schemes humorous.

Other characters

Other recurring characters included Des (George Layton) (series 1-3), a back-street mechanic friend of Terry's who was friendly and likable, but not beyond auto theft when called for; stripper Debbie Mitchell (Diana Malin) and air stewardess Penny (Gennie Nevinson), both recurring girlfriends of Terry's; Ray Winstone as dim mechanic Arnie (series 4-7, conceived as a replacement for George Layton's Des); and wide boy Justin James (Mark Farmer) (series 5-7) who idolised Arthur and aspired to be like him, although strangely Arthur always called him Justine. Royce Mills also starred as Arthur's financial advisor, Andrew, whose character appeared in a number of episodes across several series.

Popularity

At its peak, the show was one of ITV's most popular programmes, even repeats pulling in over 11 million viewers. The highest rated episode was 1984's "Second Hand Pose", clocking up 17.4 million viewers. In 2005, Arthur Daley came second in ITV's 50th anniversary poll to find its favourite TV characters.

As well as heavy use of leading British actors , other features were Arthur's constant rhyming slang and other misquoted sayings (one being "the world is your lobster"), the derelict sites used as locations, and the episode titles, which contained references to phrases and names (e.g. "Gunfight at the O.K. Launderette", "Monday Night Fever", "National Pelmet", "The Beer Hunter", "Days of Fines and Closures", "The Wrong Goodbye" and "Guess Who's Coming to Pinner").

The show was a number of times said to have come to its end, only to reappear. For example, in 1984, TV Times reported that series 5 would be the last. In 1985, it again seemed as if that the current series was the last one, and it was off-air (bar repeats) for three years, to reappear in 1988. This series appeared to be the last as Dennis Waterman announced his departure at the end of its run. However, after another three year break the show was back again for a further three year run which ended with the tenth series in 1994. For many years it appeared that Minder was finally off-air for good, until the 2008 announcement that the show was to return again.

The series inspired a hit single "Arthur Daley (E's Alright)" by The Firm which made the UK Top 20 in 1982. George Cole and Dennis Waterman released a Christmas record in 1983 called "What are we Gonna Get 'Er Indoors?" which reached No.21 in the charts. The duo performed it on Top of the Pops on December 22 1983. Minder was also featured in the lyrics of a song titled "Plastic Gangsters" by The 4-Skins ("I stay at home on Thursdays, Minder's on TV. I'm learning Cockney rhyming slang off to a tee. So when I go out on Fridays I know what to say. I wish I was like Arthur and get my own way".)

Series 8-10

In 1989, after filming the seventh series, Waterman announced he would no longer appear, saying that the series and character had run their course, and that it was becoming harder for the writers to come up with plots as sharp as the series had been accustomed to. This seemed to signify the end, but the series made another return in 1991, with another character replacing Terry. In the opening episode of series 8, "The Loneliness of the Long Distance Entrepreneur", Arthur finds Terry has married and emigrated to Australia to escape his influence. At the same time he is stuck with looking after his nephew Ray Daley (Gary Webster), at the request of Arthur's brother to give him employment and keep him out of trouble. With Terry out of the scene, local undesirables start to muscle in on Arthur, but it emerges that Ray is able to handle himself in a fight and Arthur appoints him his new "minder".

Although Terry was never stupid, Ray was portrayed as smarter, having good intelligence and education ("O" Level French and Woodwork) as well as being able to fight. He was also a snappy dresser, and not a heavy drinker. Ray did not have a regular car and was usually lumbered with the old blue Ford Transit from Arthur's lock-up. The theme tune was replaced by a rock-style instrumental, credited to "Kenny" (Gerard Kenny). By this stage, the rough and ready elements of the early series had been toned down, concentrating on the comedic aspects of Arthur's dodgy dealings. Waterman praised Gary Webster for fitting into the series, but said the series was no longer about a Minder and that the re-vamped version should go under a different title, reflecting its orientation around Arthur.

Other new characters in this revamped version were Sidney Livingstone as Bert Daley, Arthur's gullible, over-trusting brother, and Ray's father, who views Arthur as a successful businessman and not a con-man and entrusts Ray into his care; Bert's wife and Ray's mum Doreen (Lill Roughley); and Ray's recurring girlfriend Gloria (Emma Cunningham), frustrated with Ray's being torn between her and being Arthur's lackey. The new police nemesis was Detective Sergeant Michael Morley (Nick Day), paired with D.C. Park (Stephen Tompkinson) in series 8, who in turn was replaced by D.C. Field (Jonty Stephens) in series 9.

In the late days of the programme, critics felt it had overstayed its welcome and that Thames were using it as a cash cow. Some pointed to the decline of its audience, although the series still pulled in reasonable ratings.

The end of the final episode, "The Long Good Thursday", saw Arthur (and Ray) finally being caught and driven away in a police convoy. In a final monologue over closing credits, Arthur was bemused, citing himself as a hard working, upstanding citizen. The following week, a repeat showing of the first episode, "Gunfight at the O.K. Laundrette" (slightly edited for its pre-watershed start) was broadcast. Cole made an opening introduction, saying he had been asked to choose his favourite episode but all were of such quality that he couldn't. He closed with "Goodbye... for now", hinting that he or the show may return.

Minder Revival

In July 2008 it was announced Minder was to resume on Five after a 15-year break. The first episode of the six-part series was broadcast on 4 February 2009. The makers emphasised that it was a revival rather than a remake.

The show now focuses on Arthur's nephew Archie, played by Shane Richie, and a new 'minder' character Jamie Cartwright, played by Lex Shrapnel.. Five stated in July 2008 that there were no plans for Cole, Waterman or Webster to reprise their roles in the relaunched series. The new series is produced by Talkback Thames.

In the weeks leading up to the new series, Five launched a national advertising campaign to promote the show's return. These featured a series of contemporary adverts on television, as well as billboards. Other promotions included adverts on taxi receipts, a social networking campaign, and branded beer mats, all designed to target the young male audience Five are hoping to attract..

On the 9th February 2009, Shane Richie gave an exclusive interview to the Unofficial Fans Of Minder website about the new show.

The Final viewing figures supplied by BARB for New Minder on Five in the UK are as follows:

Episode 1: 2.90 million - 4th February 2009

Episode 2: 2.08 million - 11th February 2009

Episode 3: 1.59 million - 18th February 2009

Episode 4: x.xx million - 25th February 2009

Episode 5: x.xx million - 4th March 2009

Episode 6: x.xx million - 11th March 2009

Episode guide

Series 1 (October 1979–January 1980)

• "Gunfight at the O.K. Laundrette"
• "Bury my Half at Waltham Green"
• "The Smaller They Are"
• "A Tethered Goat"
• "Bounty Hunter"
• "Aces High – and Sometimes Very Low"
• "The Bengal Tiger"
• "Come in T-64 "
• "Monday Night Fever"
• "The Dessert Song"
• "You Gotta Have Friends"

Series 2 (September–December 1980)

• "National Pelmet"
• "Whose Wife is it Anyway?"
• "You Lose Some, You Win Some"
• "Don't Tell Them Willie Boy Was Here"
• "Not A Bad Lad, Dad"
• "The Beer Hunter"
• "A Nice Little Wine"
• "All Mod Cons"
• "Diamonds are a Girl's Worst Friend"
• "The Old School Tie"
• "All About Scoring – Innit?"
• "Caught in the Act, Fact"
• "A Lot of Bull and a Pat on the Back"

Series 3 (January–April 1982)

• "Dead Men Do Tell Tales"
• "You Need Hands"
• "Rembrandt doesn't live here anymore"
• "Looking for Micky"
• "Dreamhouse"
• "Another Bride, Another Groom"
• "The Birdman of Wormwood Scrubs"
• "The Son Also Rises"
• "Why Pay Tax"
• "Broken Arrow"
• "Poetic Justice Innit?"
• "Back in Good Old England"
• "In"

Series 4 (January–March 1984)

• "Minder's Christmas Bonus"
• "Rocky Eight and a Half"
• "Senior Citizen Caine"
• "High Drains Pilferer"
• "Sorry Pal, Wrong Number"
• "Car Lot Beggars"
• "If Money be the Food of Love, Play on"
• "A Star is Gorn"
• "Willesden Suite"
• "Windows"
• "Get Daley"
• "A Well Fashioned Fit Up"

Series 5 (September-December 1984)

• "Goodbye Sailor"
• "What Makes Shamy Run?"
• "A Number of Old Wives' Tales"
• "The Second Time Around"
• "Secondhand Rose"
• "Ride to Scratchwood"
• "Hypnotising Rita"
• "The Balance of Power"
• "Around the Corner"

Series 6 (September–October 1985)

• "Give Us This Day Arthur Daley's Bread"
• "Life in the Fast Food Lane"
• "Return of the Invincible Man"
• "Arthur is dead, Long Live Arthur"
• "From Fulham With Love"
• "Waiting for Goddard"
• "Minder on the Orient Express" (1985 feature length special)

Series 7 (January–February 1989)

• "An Officer and a Car Salesman"
• "It's a Sorry Lorry, Morrie"
• "Day of Fines and Closures"
• "Fatal Impression"
• "The Last Video Show"
• "Fiddler on the Hoof"
• "The Wrong Goodbye"

Series 8 (September–November 1991)

• "The Loneliness of the Long Distance Entrepreneur"
• "A Bouquet of Barbed Wine"
• "Whatever Happened to Her Indoors?"
• "Three Cons Make a Mountain"
• "Guess Who's Coming to Pinner"
• "The Last Temptation of Daley"
• "A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in Shepherd's Bush"
• "Him Indoors"
• "The Greatest Show in Willesden"
• "Too Many Crooks"
• "The Odds Couple"
• "The Coach That Came in from the Cold"
• "The Cruel Canal"

Series 9 (January–April 1993)

• "I'll Never Forget What'sername"
• "No Way to Treat a Daley"
• "Uneasy Rider"
• "Looking for Mr. Goodtime"
• "Opportunity Knocks and Bruises"
• "Gone with the Winchester"
• "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Retiring"
• "The Roof of All Evil"
• "Last Orders at the Winchester"
• "Cars and Pints and Pains"
• "The Great Trilby"
• "A Taste of Money"
• "For a Few Dollars More"

Series 10 (January–March 1994)

• "A Fridge Too Far"
• "Another Case of Van Blank"
• "All Things Brighton Beautiful"
• "One Flew over the Parents' Nest"
• "The Immaculate Contraption"
• "All Quiet on the West End Front"
• "The Great Depression of 1994"
• "On the Autofront"
• "Bring Me the Head of Arthur Daley"
• "The Long Good Thursday"

Series 11 (February-March 2009)

• "Better The Devil You Know"
• "In Vino Veritas"
• "The Art Of The Matter"
• "Matter Of Life And Debt"
• "Count Your Lucky Stars"
• "'Till Debt Do Us Part"

Annuals

In 1980, an annual based on the series was released by Grandreams. It was clearly based upon the very early concept of the series being based around Terry, and made absolutely no reference to Arthur, with the illustrations of Arthur looking nothing like George Cole.

Two further annuals were released by World International Publishing for 1985 and 1986. These annuals featured both Terry and Arthur with illustrations of both Dennis Waterman and George Cole.

Computer game

In 1985, an officially licensed Minder computer game was published for the ZX Spectrum and Amstrad CPC. The player's aim was to make money by buying and selling goods. The game was written by Don Priestly and published by Dk'Tronics. A Java applet version of the game, along with the a picture of the Sinclair User editor of the time alongside George Cole (Arthur Daley) can be played at the Unofficial Fans of Minder website.

References

General

• I Could Be So Good For You/Nothing At All (single), Dennis Waterman & The Dennis Waterman Band (1979), EMI5009.
• Leon Griffiths (1985). Arthur Daley's Guide to Doing It Right. ISBN 0-00-218176-2.
• Andrew Nickolds (1994). Back to Basics: Arthur Daley's Anatomy of Britain. ISBN 0-434-00021-3.
• Paul Ableman & Leon Griffiths (1991). Straight Up: The autobiography of Arthur Daley. ISBN 0-434-00066-3.
• Anthony Masters (1984). Minder. ISBN 0-7221-5824-6.
• Anthony Masters (1984). Minder – Back Again. ISBN 0-7221-5823-8.
• Anthony Masters (1985). Minder – Yet Again!. ISBN 0-7221-5827-0.
• Anthony Masters (1987). Leave It Out, Arthur: The Minder Series. ISBN 0-7474-0482-8.
• Brian Hawkins (2002). The Phenomenon that was Minder. ISBN 962-86812-1-4.
• Dennis Waterman & Jill Arlon (2000). ReMinder. ISBN 0-09-180108-7.

External links

• The Unofficial Fans of Minder – No 1 fans site on the web since 1997
• Minder discussion forum
• IMDB profile
• The Minder Series 7 Jaguar restoration website
• British Film Institute Screen Online
• The British Drama website
• The Phenomenon that was Minder website
• Euston Films Programme Library
• NostalgiaCentral
• Encyclopedia of Television
• The Official Licensee of Minder DVDs
• Opening Titles – Terry McCann years
• Opening Tiles – Ray Daley Years
• Minder (2009) at IMDb
• Review of the new Minder, Leicester Mercury