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Strange titles are rarely added to Wikipedia under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally Wikipedians lose their minds (especially on April Fool's Day) and if their posts are good they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom. As with other "silly things", often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us under the GFDL.

Unlike bad jokes and other deleted nonsense, however, some of these article names were made for good reasons, on real topics that the writers thought might be useful for wikipedia. That doesn't always mean that - out of context - the title will be any the less ridiculous-sounding.

If you find an article with a strange title up for deletion at WP:AFD, consider this page. If you do add it to the list, simply put it in its correct alphabetical place. Please don't link it - it'll only encourage them. With any luck it should be a redlink anyway, although one or two of those listed now act as redirects to more sensible titles.

As to this page's title, consider it a mild addition to the collection of "freaky" titles - the real reason for it was just so that it abbreviates to DAFT. Bewildering titles, bizarre titles, and surreal titles - all are equally fair game.

See also:

Notes for adding titles to this page

  1. A small note of explanation is OK, but please do not sign it - this isn't a talk page.
  2. This is for articles that really existed on Wikipedia which have been deleted -- provide proof of the deletion if you can, generally in the form of an XFD discussion page (AFD debates can be quite humorous themselves) or deletion log entry (for articles deleted prior to December 2004, see also the Wikipedia:Deletion log or Wikipedia:Old deletion log).
  3. Don't stuff beans up your nose. Do not wikilink article titles.
  4. Don't glorify vandalism. If an article title was clearly and unquestionably the work of a vandal, or was speedy deleted as a G3 or G10, it's better off forgotten.

Articles

Special characters

  • ☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼ [1]
    Was a redirect to Sun.
  • (see list of episodes)[2]
  • "Sa paglipas ng panahon, may mga makikilala tayo na magiging parte ng buhay natin gustuhin man natin o hindi: Gustuhin man nila o hindi: Alam man natin o hindi: Alam man nila o hindi." [3]
  • "Stay in Bed" technique [4]

0–9

  • 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 [5]
    (The content of this article contained some text saying that there are 100 zeroes after the one. However, there are only 99!)
  • 14-15-20-8-9-14-7 [6]
    (If you replace each number with its corresponding letter of the alphabet (for example, replacing 14 with the 14th letter, which is N), you get the word "nothing")
  • 1933 in video gaming [7]
  • 22.86 Centimetre Nails [8]
    (Redirect Nine Inch Nails. Trent Reznor is not likely to go metric any time soon)
  • 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117068 [9]
    (Deleted several times; see this deletion discussion for one example. Was apparently a redirect to Pi.)
  • 4 8 15 16 23 42 [10]
    (Now a redirect to Mythology of Lost)

A

  • AAAAAAAAA! [11]
    Uncyclopedia featured it twice
  • A better Wikipedia [1]
  • Aeroneurophycosis [12]
    "in which the sufferer developes a sexual atraction to aircraft"
  • A Guy Named Joe [1]
  • Allah-Kitten controversy [13]
  • And where do the horses do their business? [2]
  • Angry donkey [14]
  • Angry German Kid [15]
  • Apeism : Ape worship and the history of Apeism [16]
  • Aqua-hoochie [17]
  • Arm hair fetishism [18]
  • Article Name Afro-Argentinians-YES THEY EXIST! [19]
    The legitimate article on this topic is at Afro Argentine.
  • Atoms in Bulgaria [20]
  • Attack of the fifty foot Hitler [21]
  • Awesome Fest [22]

B

  • Baby born with penis on its back [23]
  • Bacon armageddon [24]
  • Bahá'í humor [25]
    (commemorated at BJAODN)
  • Ballad of Saddam Hussein [26]
  • Bazooka Folding bikes [27]
  • Beans for books [28]
  • Bearatross [29]
  • Beefstache[30]
    "a rather grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it"
  • Ben Harrison: There was a problem with your search. This is probably temporary; try again in a few moments, or you can search Wikipedia through an external search service:
    (yes, that was the article's title.[31])
  • Benny go home [32]
  • Best bibs ever [33]
  • BEWARE THE GREEN MONKEY [34]
  • Bewildergoose [35]
  • Bicyclescope [2]
  • Big bad sex words [36]
  • Big Cookie Wendsday [37]
  • Big Fucking Sandwich [38]
  • Birth defects considered snazzy by the FDA [39]
  • Bob Bobbert Bobson [40]
  • Boris the talking puffin [41]
  • Brick monster [42]
  • Briefsism [43]
  • Bukkacracy [44]
  • Burying your Brother In The Pavement [45]
  • Butt munchers [46]
  • Buying Chocolate [3]

C

  • Cake cannon [47]
  • Call this a cry for help [48]
  • Camosexual [49]
    "one who is sexually stimulated by camoflage patterns in such a large manner that it directly interfears in ones everyday life"
  • Cancer takes [50]
  • Catfire [51]
  • Cathode Ray Tube Beef Curry [52]
  • Cell Phones And Drunk Driving [53]
  • Charlie's sister [54]
  • Cheesecheesecheese [55]
  • Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs [56]
  • Chocolate bar and the moon [57]
  • Christian Wrestling Federation [58]
  • Chucking loads of elaphant poo at people [59]
  • Clarity shops [60]
  • CNBC anchors who have never held even a moderately high position in the financial field [61]
  • Collapse of the United States[62]
  • Comfy Lounge (University of Waterloo) [63]
  • Concrete cleaning [64]
  • Confederate States Air Force [65]
    (The Confederate States of America ceased to exist in 1865. Not to be confused with the Confederate Air Force, the former name of the Commemorative Air Force.)
  • Constitutional Chair [66]
  • Cookies that talk and drive cars into lakes and don't listen to their mothers because they don't care[67]
  • Cornography [68]
    …"filming, or watching, two stalks of corn mating. Though this isnt possible, it is still asum."
  • Cow cuddling [69]
  • Create a wikipedia [70]
  • Create your own page [71]
  • Crispy chicken [72]
  • Crust of the Andes [73]
  • Cure for fangirlism [74]

Categories

  • Category: ","[75]
  • Category: 2010s TV shows in the United States [76]
    (Category was created and deleted in 2006.)
  • Category: Actors who have open-mouthed kissed their real-life siblings [77]
  • Category: Annoying people who don't seem to do anything except turn up on TV 'lists' programmes spouting off about shite [78]
  • Category: Articles not related to sociology [79]
  • Category: Athletes who have maliciously stepped on other athletes during competition [80]
  • Category: Belgian cycling teas [81]
    (The difference a missing "m" can make...)
  • Category: Creepy[82]
  • Category: Cringe-inducing foods [83]
  • Category: Fictional Black African-American DC animated Superheroes with the power to manipulate electricity [84]
  • Category: Fictional characters with an unfortunate tendency to spontaneously transform into monstrous creatures [85]
  • Category: Fictional Toilets
    (The result of its deletion debate was "speedy flush")
  • Category: Fictional windows
    (The result of its deletion debate was "defenestrate")
  • Category: Flora and Fiona of Azerbaijan [86]
  • Category: Generals whose names sound like car brands [87]
  • Category: Intellectual's who wear blue socks on Thursdays that are Critics of George W. Bush [88]
  • Category: Mythological things at least in part based on chickens[89]
  • Category: Pages blessed by the input of Wikipedia user tjstrf[90]
    This was an April Fool's joke.
  • Category: People shot by standing Vice Presidents [91]
  • Category: People who abbreviate the first name "Thomas" to "Th." [92]
  • Category: People who can't speak normal English [93]
  • Category: People who you wonder if they talk that way in real life [94]
  • Category: Permanent Residents of Hell [95]
  • Category: Potentially Good Names For Heavy Metal Bands [96]
    "Heavy Metal bands often have names that reference theology, apocalyptic themes and Latin words that sound good. This category links pages that have titles that sound like they should be the name of a heavy metal band." Unfortunately empty when found.
  • Category: Questions/Items/people that may have to do with the creation of the Universe [97]
  • Category:Recursive categories [98]
    This was both a parent category and a subcategory of itself. There was no other content.
  • Category: Songs about bananas [99]
  • Category: Star systems rumored to be inhabited with intelligent life [100]
  • Category: Tastes like chicken [101]
  • Category: Towns with Zombie Problems [102]
  • Category: Two Joysticks, no buttons [103]
  • Category: Unreasonable nagging templates [104]
  • Category: Vice Presidents who have shot people [105]
    See Burr-Hamilton duel and Dick Cheney hunting incident
  • Category: Villages in Oxfordshire without Lamp Posts [106]
  • Category: Wars France lost [107]
  • Category: What do Monks Eat for Breakfast? [108]
  • Category: Wiki cheese-ology [109]
    Also contained the sub-category "Trickle-down wiki cheese-onomics".
  • Category: Wikipedians who insist on having the word lobster in every article [110]
  • Category: Wikipedians who crack boiled eggs on the rounded end [111]
  • Category talk talk: People from Croydon by district[112]

D

  • Dead prostitutes in popular culture [113]
    (What could be more encyclopedic than an exploration of the dead hooker plot device?)
  • Death of a shoe horn in Mexico with a cat [114]
  • Debated questions regarding the procreation and existence of certain Narnian creatures. [115]
  • Defender of the supermart [116]
    (Which is actually a series found on albinoblacksheep.)
  • Delete this [117]
    (You got it!)
  • Depressive Avio-porcine Respiratory Terrorism Syndrome (DARTS) [118]
  • Diarrhea of a genius [119]
  • Diet Coke + Mentos = Kaboom [120]
  • Differences between Huaxia and barbarians[121]
  • Disambiguation (disambiguation) [122]
  • Disney FBI Warnings [123]
  • Do scented candles burn faster than unscented candles [124]
  • Does not link to hitler [125]
  • Dog Fart Neutralizing Thong [126]
  • Don't Move Your Panda [127]
  • Dotcrunk [128]
  • Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice [129]
    (Which is actually an Uncyclopedia article.)
  • Drug delivery systems to human doggy creatures [130]

E

F

  • Fake articles and entries in dictionaries, encyclopedias, and other reference books, lists, and directories as well as fictitious places, streets or other intentionally fake insertions in maps [143][144] - a redirect to fictitious entry
  • Famous watermelons [145]
  • Farting in Ireland [146]
  • Fartsniffing Anklebiting Anteater Spawn [147]
  • Fat naked lady [148]
  • Fish repairs [149]
  • Five pound electron [150]
  • Five stolen dollars [151]
  • Flying humanoids [152]
  • Fork Knifing With Crunchy Tape [153]
  • Fossil fuel for reciprocating piston engines equipped with spark plugs[154]
    ...You know, the stuff that powers your car. Gasoline -- err, petrol -- no, gasoline . . . ack, just forget about it.
  • Friends are good.(somtimes) [155]
  • Funny eirik [156]
  • Funny MPAA rating reasons [157]

Files

  • File:DKWBCAQW2A21CAXEXCFWCASTD51WCAX56RGMCAAT06A8CA0OYTKZCA3CHABGCA1QQ4M4CASH4Z6KC A3JPJL2CAI63EXLCATWWIBHCAG9K9HZCAV0GXTNCASXNLVLCAI46I44CAN37V11CA0P007D.jpg [158]
  • File:Waai!sailorgalaxiasama!uwaahs.jpg [159]
  • File:X1pUr2osLO3XWiRHuBLD0Ws7i1QLNBl Yp7HSeHbkg00uZ5otWl rlpRD05jYuX5eZ q373O AJwyB0-R3BAB46ZrLl7vFH2XWkD6saaC-EAC0EyunzoOcLNlf6MjSB0jvWgP2ARoMIB10.jpg [160]

G

  • Garfield Comic Strips in Spanish [161]
  • Garlic eating men in Manhattan [162]
  • Gay seahorses [163]
  • General Pissedness Factor (GPF) [164]
  • Genetically modified foodz [165]
  • Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)[166]
  • Give me your bank account details [167]
    The page content was a picture of a fruit pudding
  • GoatSurfing [168]
  • Goat tongue [169]
  • God of the gays [170]
  • Goths, the Man-Penguins [171]
  • Gotta Believe In Pumpkins [172]
  • Gnomeology [173]
  • Graduates who cannot read their diplomas[174]
  • Grandfather's Brother Paradox [175]
  • Grand Unified Theory of Delivered Pizza [176]
  • Grape stomp lady [177]
  • Great pony famine [178]
  • Guide to: Blowing Your Nose & Getting Dressed [179]
  • GUY WHO NEVER EXISTED [180]

H

I

  • I ated a cookie [192]
  • I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants [3]
  • I'll murder that stupid eukaryote if it kills me! [193]
  • I'm Sick now, I can go to Doctors [194]
  • In 1994 PHP was created, the main implementation of PHP is now produced by The PHP Group and serves as the de facto standard for PHP as there is no formal specification. [195]
  • Inability to calculate gravitational force between objects having virtual center of masses [196]
  • Infrequently Asked Questions [197]
  • Insane Clown Posse ( ICP ) Gay / Homosexual Controversy Explained [198]
  • InsertPagesIntoOtherPages [1]
  • Interesting facts about Toasters [3]
  • International caps lock day [199]
  • Internets? [200]
  • Intestine baalism [201]
  • Is Wiki Really Anarchic [1]
  • Islam inside Hungarians [202]

J

  • Jamoomba [203]
  • Jesus built the Pyramids [204]
  • Jesusry [205]
    (a slang term for Christianity, along the same vein as the term "Jewry")
  • Jew-jitzu [206]
  • John Travolta Method for Chemistry[207]

K

  • Kanchi kamakoti pitha or kanchi kamakoti peetham or kanchi mutt orkamakoti mutt or kamakoti peeta [208]
    (Apparently, this was about an Indian guru. Or something.)
  • Keith keith the magical teddybear jesus [209]
  • Kevin the Kleptomatic and Ever So Slightly Flatulent Koala[210]

L

  • Lame drivers [211]
  • Laser Soup [212]
  • Legend of zelda: twilight crackhead [213]
  • Les fromages a mange mon amis [214]
    (Translation: The cheeses has eats my one friends (sic). Not only weird, but the French is lousy - "The cheeses have eaten my friends" would be "Les fromages ont mangé mes amis.")
  • Like this one [215]
    (This title is occasionally used as a deliberate example of a red link, similar to "the weather in London" and "red link".)
  • Little blue question marks[1]
  • Little Flying Elephant [216]
  • Look a rare endangered species of african caterpillar found only in australia and new zealand[217]
    (...but apparently not in Africa.)
  • Long Hind Legs [218]

List articles

  • List of all Wikipedia lists that do not contain themselves [219]
    (later recreated as a redirect to Russell's paradox, now gone again.)
  • List of animated science-fiction/fantasy movies that failed to attract an audience [220]
  • List of bands beginning with the word "lemon" [221]
  • List of Benches In The Leys School Chapel [222]
  • List of candidates for Vice President Who Have Favored The Dissolution Of The United States[223]
  • List of caves on Dagobah that are strong with the dark side of the force [224]
  • List of convicted drunk drivers who have become president of the United States [225]
    The list contained one item– George W. Bush
  • List of Dads Who Make Other Dads Eat Bugs [226]
    The article itself was completely blank, but the talk page just read "my dad".
  • List of differences between apples and oranges [227]
  • List of Disneyworlds in Andorra [228]
  • List of dribbling wizards [229]
  • List of famous men who wear briefs [230]
  • List of fictional characters with removable or interchangeable heads [231]
  • List of films by gory death scene [232]
  • List of future journeys of Pope Benedict XVI [233]
  • List of Hindi Film Stars who have been to Mauritius [234]
  • List of largest cities by the end of each century that did not exist by the beginning of that century [235]
  • List of locales in Britain where ant species have become locally extinct[236]
  • List of movie posters with lamps in them [ [237]
    The list contained one item– Mission: Impossible– with a footnote saying "NB: does not contain lamps."
  • List of jellyfish who have stung notable people [238]
  • List of notable people who have been stung by jellyfish [239]
  • List of notable people who regularly wear spandex [240]
  • List of number greater than or equal to the number of search results they produce on Google [241]
  • List of peaceful wars [242]
  • List of people famous for singing badly [243]
  • List of people who are alive or are dead [2]
  • List of people who died with tortoises on their heads [244]
  • List of people who were who were non adherents of the Dharmic religions to be cremated[245]
  • List of people without names [246]
  • List of places that have been called an armpit [247]
  • List of political flops [248]
  • List of political organizations whose name include "Marxist-Leninist"[249]
  • List of puddles [250]
    The page said "The following is a comprehensive List of puddles in the World: 1. The one outside my house 2. The big on to the East of the USA"
  • List of reporting marks Railfans make fun of[251]
  • List of software projects whose name is a term offensive to many people with disabilities [252]
  • List of songs with fruit in the title [253]
  • List of tennis players who appeared on the David Letterman Show in 1995 [254]
  • List of things sharing names with Finnish presidents [255]
  • List of things the cat dragged in [256]
  • List of those who are "far left" according to Bill O'Reilly [257]
  • List of US governors with facial hair [258]
  • List of U.S. place names not connected to Sweden [259]
  • List of wikis about St. Louis, Missouri [260]
  • List of word puns where one or more of the included words is used in whole [261]
  • List of words that rhyme with Oompa Loompa[262]
  • List of world leaders whose name are anagrams of their domains [263]

M

  • M to the AO [264]
  • Magic bananas [265]
  • Magic Beans Are Real [266]
  • Magma Squids [267]
  • Making Wikipedia more accessible to the blind [1]
  • Manly ways to eat fruit [268]
  • MASSIVE TRAFFIC CONE SHAPED ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE [3]
  • Mathematical calculations in cake [269]
  • McDonald's in Wal-Mart [270]
  • Mean Croboys [271]
  • Men in colourful towels [272]
  • Mental pygmies [273]
  • Me Og [274]
  • Michelle Obama's arms [275]
  • Microwave Head [276]
    "...a common side effect from using the microwave excessively..."
  • Mirwin's prototype of synergistally rationalized collaboration as an example of developing liquid resources from ambient commons in USA, tailor as required [1]
    Working together to build a well?
  • Moat that God Built [1]
  • MOBERLY MIDGET LEAGUE [277]
  • Monkey wedding [278]
  • Moon ducks [3]
  • Movies that feature head explosions [279]
    Merged into "List of films by gory death scene", which has in turn been deleted.
  • Mr.WIlson's daughters car [280]
  • Mushrooms (How I'm Too Short To See The One I Love So I Poison Mushroomed Myself) [281]
  • My head hurts [3]
  • MY SISTER GIVES GREAT HEAD! [282]
  • Mysterious user subpages [1]

N

  • Natalie Portman Naked and Petrified [1]
  • Navarro's Original Taco Filling [283]
  • Necronomichrist [284]
  • Negative media coverage of Dewsbury [285]
  • Neon orange cheese [3]
  • Neurotypical syndrome [286]
  • Never Heard of It [287]
  • Newton's gravi constant 's getting smaller all the time [288]
  • Next Page [289]
  • Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Zombified, SubHumanoid Living Dead, Part 5 [290]
  • Ninja piggy [291]
  • No backspace friday [292]
  • Nomad porn [293]
  • Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    This was a redirect to the Darth Vader article.[294]
  • Noooooooo
    Another Darth Vader redirect.[295]
  • Notice posted on the corridor of the ground floor at Hietalahdenkatu 7A, Helsinki, Finland [296]

O

  • Ohcrapistan [297]
  • Onion Bridge [298]
  • Oops, sorry, page unavailable [299]
  • Orange pants [300]
  • Oscillating penguin of ultimate seduction [301]
    Note the acronym, Opus.

P

  • Paper- the fat free chocolate [302]
  • Paradoxalism [303]
  • Partial Unbirthing Fetishism [304]
  • Pen Wars [305]
  • Penis jam [306]
  • People scratching themselves behind their ears [307]
  • People's republic of Antarctica [308]
  • Pink carnation and a pick uptruck [309]
  • Pipe mania [310]
  • Pitbull with Lipstick [311]
    Was a redirect to Sarah Palin
  • Players of 3D Space Cadet Pinball Who Can't Get It Up To Satisfy Their Wives [312]
  • Polydimensional industrial bio-cosmic psychology of microscopic bacterium [313]
  • Poo ah kee ah [314]
  • Poorly built rocket bus [315]
  • Pope hamster [316]
  • Potato coma [317]
    "...when a digestive system, that is use to potatos eaten regularly, has a lack of potatoes."
  • Prime Number Shitting Bear [318]
  • Proper punctuation of words describing Pokemon transsexual acts [319]
  • Prunes in the bath [320]
  • Pubic goods [321]
  • Punk metrics [322]
  • Purple monkey theory [323]
  • Putting Salt on a Snail [324]
  • Pyronecrobeastiality [325]

R

  • Radioactive Pedophile on the Loose! [326]
  • Random boner syndrome [327]
  • Raptor jesus [328]
  • Rat smacker [329]
  • Raving white octopus [330]
  • References to polycephaly in popular culture [331]
  • Republic of Illinois [332]
  • Richard's macaroni and cheese [333]

S

  • SANJIVANI BHARAT FOUNDATION presents an open Forum for Youngsters & Indian Citizens "COPING WITH TERRORISM" by its founder Mr.Umashankar Sahu [334]
  • Satan will be restored [1]
  • Savings-get-multiplied-and-considering-that-similar-percentages-are-saved-you-will-be-sponsoring-a-return-flight-to-New-York-for-all-of-us-how-sweet-of-you-kthx [335]
  • Schinty-six From the BBC's Numberwang [336]
  • Scientist fun [337]
  • Sdrawkcab [338]
    Was originally about a film with this title, then became a redirect to Palindrome.
  • Semordnilap [339]
    The subject of an edit war, AFD, speedy, and now a redirect to Palindrome.
  • Seven blind men from Alabama [1]
  • Shakespeareland [340]
  • Sesquipedalianist [341]
  • Sheep in the Biggest Capital City [342]
  • Shoes and Degenerative Diseases [343]
  • Silly hat club [344]
  • Silver monkey wolf [345]
  • Slappy Dappy Clappers [346]
  • Sleepy e [347]
  • Slutgers [348]
  • Smacky sounds [349]
  • Smart imbecile [1]
  • Snowman porn [350]
  • Sometimes the donuts move [351]
  • Some of the Trees Where to Heavy for the Younger Scouts [352]
    Some of the spelling where to Difficult for the Scouts two.
  • Some Pretty Good Friends of Mollie [1]
  • Southall (Southall) [353]
  • Spiritual Bone [354]
  • Sprinkle muffin chop bang because really there is no other way [355]
  • Spoilt rich kid [356]
  • Squirrels and booze [357]
  • Stalking off in a huff [1]
  • Straw etiquette [358]
  • Strings McPickens [359]
  • Stuffed Animal Hippo [360]
  • Super moses [361]
  • Super Panda [362]
  • Super secret penis [363]

T

  • Taking the vowels out of words [364]
    See disemvoweling.
  • Talk:Were is the start menu located [365]
  • That one girl Charlie Brown likes with the red hair who they called Heather in the cartoons where the adults sound like Wee Wah Waw Wah [366]
    (formerly a redirect to Little Red-Haired Girl.)
  • The Andrew Olsen University of Prostitution & Finance [367]
  • The care bears are coming [368]
  • The Cheese Profiler [3]
  • The color "kickass" [369]
  • The Devastating Chance of St. Emogothica [370]
  • The difference between yellow-green and green-yellow [371]
  • The Divine Order of the Fruit of the Loins of the Earth [372]
  • The Dog Dies at the End [373]
  • The Effects of Eyesight while consuming Bacon [374]
  • The egg's sunset in the upside down ramp [375]
  • The emoticons of avatars [376]
  • The Fax Machine Monster of Basildon [377]
  • The Floor Is Lava [378]
  • The Golden Age of Bridges [379]
  • The great toolset disappointment of '06 [380]
  • The life that is very good [381]
  • The Main Street Hot Dog Lady [2]
  • The Meat Pie Guy [382]
  • The Micro Sandwich Teleportation Equation [383]
  • The Pink Hurburbler [384]
  • The Power to Destroy [1]
  • The problem of defining sanity [1]
  • The Purple Hurburbler [385]
  • The role of clowns in modern society [386]
  • The small, select group of actors who, when not using a voice-over in Japanese-American luxury car commercials, play the unknowing, naive, taken-advantage-of griftees of other more savage, advanced, predatorial entities. [387]
  • The Smurfs and communism [388]
  • The Story of Toys R Us and Build A Bear Workshop [389]
  • The Turnip Wars [390]
  • The waitress at Peaks of Otter [391]
  • The wikipedian who tagged this article for speedy deletion will be cursed to die in 11 days with no exceptions.[392]
    As well as other Ring-inspired freaky titles...
    • The sysop who delete this article will be cursed to die in 11 days.[393]
    • This article contains a curse. Anybody who edit/move/delete or otherwise modify this article will be cursed to die in 11 days. There are no exceptions. 12 people were dead for not heading my advice. You don't want to be the 13th person do you[394]
  • The whaleshark is only a visitor [395]
  • The word parakeet written exactly 254 times [396]
    Article consisted of the word "Parakeet" written exactly 255 times.
  • They cut down the old pine tree [397]
  • ThingsThatDoNotExistForAReason [1]
  • Third desk from the left in the second row from the back of Room 302, Bogstandard Junior School, Hamlet, Somerset [398]
  • This article is up for speedy deletion [399]
  • This page has an extremely long title and in addition is really pointless so it will probably be deleted very soon unless an army of fuzzy kittens come to stop them which is quite unlikely [400]
  • This page may meet Wikipedias criteria for speedy deletion The given reason is It is a very short article providing little or no context CSD A1 contains no content whatsoever CSD A3 consists only of links elsewhere CSD A3 or a [401]
  • This page is a minor edit [1]
  • This (way) [1]
  • Three Laws Of Al Gore [1]
  • Three penis wolf [402]
  • Timeline of fictional historical events [403]
  • Tittytainment [404]
  • To Be a Fatty or Not to Be a Fatty [405]
  • Toe names [406]
  • Transformations imposed by the Soviet Union in Romanian Education after the WW II [407]
  • Turbo corn [408]
  • Type seach here [409]

Templates

  • Template: Collapsible Christ [410]
  • Template:I AM A DUCK [411]
  • Template: Insect spam [412]
  • Template: Stub-stub [413]
  • Template: VuVUuvUVUvuvUVvuv-stub [414]

U

  • Ugly japanese girls[415]
    Was a redirect to hoax.
  • Unilluminati[416]
  • United States Senate Special Committee on Bondage [417]
  • Unrestrictedl grammar[1]
  • Upperauto/jhng/smileupper/hsngn/shttrhkjfh/skdjhekjbg/ dkrjhgkjdfbn/hkgvfhgvcgh/ghfvhjgcvhfgc/khgfhgcghc/hbjbghjfbg/ hfbghjkbdfghjkbdf/bfjghbfdhjgb/hfbghkbfgkhb/bnkfbgkfbg/kj/ hkbfghjkbfg/kjfhngfjkdn/kjhertykbntkjbn444444/99999999yhgh/54y6g [418]
  • Ullr Fest [419]

V

  • Valley of blew up chuck norris[420]
  • Vampire potato[421]
  • Various devices in a computer[422]
  • Video Games in the 1800s[423]
  • Visible canadian moon [424]

W

  • Walk with the shark [425]
  • Walking Microwave [426]
  • We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. [427]
  • Weredonkey [428]
  • What Is Mathematics Really [1]
  • Will juleah go out with micheal again [429]
  • Wikipedia is a dictionary[430]
  • Wikipedia is hosed[1]
  • Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! [431]
  • WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [432]
  • Whe are we gettn our letters from the schools [433]
    More importantly, will we be able to read them when they arrive?
  • Which Backstreet Boy is Gay[434]
  • Why do men buy terrible presents?[435]
  • Why fort pitt is fort pitt[436]
  • Why I Want To Be King of Australia[437]
  • WhyIsEveryThingOnThePageLikeThis[1]
  • Why is football called football[438]
  • Why not to sleep in a bamboo forest? [439]
    Single sentence. "Because the bamboo will grow through you... resulting in Death."
  • Why wikipedia.org should apologize for deleting my alyssa d'amico article[440]
  • Why you can't cross your legs in church [441]
  • Worth of chins[442]
  • WP:Only an idiot posts abusive tirades on the admins' noticeboard[443]
    Redirected to self-destruct.
  • WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY[444]

Y

  • Yak Combing [3]
  • YAY drugs [445]
  • Yorgy fwambombolish [3]

Notes

  1. ^ a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y Freaky titles retrieved from the Old Deletion Log.
  2. ^ a b c d Though the text of this deleted file can still be seen by admins, it doesn't appear in the deletion log, so there's no link to it. This occurred during the changeover from the old to new deletion process in late 2004.
  3. ^ a b c d e f g h i j k Old (pre-2005) article deletion commemorated on Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense but not in the new deletion log.