User:APK

APK
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43Y	This Wikipedian was born on 15 September 1981 and is 43 years, 1 months, and 1 days old.
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V	This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.
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	According to The Political Compass this user is:; Economic Right (6.38) and; Social Libertarian (−5.18)
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	This user believes the use of alarmist tactics by the Green Movement has obstructed the fulfillment of its original goals.
	This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages. Against gay marriage? Don't get one. Problem solved.
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	This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.‡
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	This user is a smoker, so what? If you don't want to smoke, then don't smoke...
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	This user feels that letting oneself be struck with terror by terrorists means actually doing most of their job for them.
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	I enjoy architectural history.
HRC	As a supporter of gay rights, this user loathes the Human Rights Campaign and wonders who they really serve.
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Welcome to the Kingdom of APK

How you durrin? Instead of reading this user page, you should be correcting typos or writing articles. I'm joshing. Feel free to check out my place until you get bored and return to your educational research.

Narcissism

I'm a history, geography, current events, and political news junkie. I need rehab for this addiction. (I won't go, go, go.) I spend way too much time photographing and researching the history of random buildings in Washington, D.C., aka Porkville.

Random fact #1: I've discovered my home is a former embassy and that two people died on the second floor over 100 years ago. ("Carol Anne!")

I'm the son of a fundamentalist, Baptist preacher. I attended private, Christian schools my entire life and somehow survived four years at one of the most fundamental, conservative, Christian colleges in the nation. During my junior year, I began questioning many areas of my life: religion, sexuality, politics, etc. Fast forward a few years and you have an agnostic theist who is openly gay, pro-life, non-interventionist, and libertarian. In case you're wondering, no, I don't hate evangelicals or Republicans. (even though most of them think I'm a liberal, godless sodomite)

Random fact #2: I love creative YouTube videos.

I spent most of my life in North Carolina, but have also lived in Tennessee, South Carolina, and Florida. I currently reside in the Dupont Circle gayborhood of Washington, D.C. (you know, "The Real World") I wish he lived here as well. [smiles] Apparently, my friends and neighbors think I'm a conservative. Definition of a Dupont Circle conservative: One who opposes government-funded abortions, pathetic attempts at redistribution of income via alarmist rhetoric, illegal restrictions on a constitutional right, and the National Education Association. (not all teachers shit gold and diamonds; on a related note, shit = United Federation of Teachers)

Random fact #3: Five things I miss about living in North Cackalacky: Banker horses, spending weekends in Asheville and the surrounding area, hiking up to one of the state's waterfalls, driving down the Blue Ridge Parkway, and visiting every lighthouse on the Outer Banks.

I love free speech (something the far left and religious right hate). I detest most political correctness. It's just a way to control the words and thoughts of people. (or as Orwell would say, thoughtcrime) Big Brother just wants what is best for you. Obey, goddammit!

Random fact #4: I eat croutons for brain food while editing this site. Oh yes, and I eat lots of Ben & Jerry's. (Suck it, Slim Fast. I'm still skinny.)

I leave you with the following quote:

"Republicans want the government to be your daddy.
Democrats want the government to be your mommy.

Libertarians want the government to treat you like an adult."

Feel free to ask me a question regarding my edits or to let me know how you been durrin.

- APK

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Joel Lane House - Mordecai House - Pope House Museum - Cherry Hospital - Yates Mill - Page-Walker Hotel - Sir Walter Raleigh Hotel - Pullen Park Carousel - Raleigh Water Tower - Masonic Temple Building, Fayetteville Street (Raleigh, North Carolina) - Montfort Hall - Clarence Lightner - Soleil Center - Ritcher House - Federal Building (Raleigh, North Carolina) - St. Paul A.M.E. Church (Raleigh, North Carolina) - State Bank of North Carolina - Estey Hall - Leonard Hall (Shaw University) - Henry L. Kamphoefner House - Pullen Memorial Baptist Church (w/LadyofShalott) - Peace College Main Building - Long View Center - Old Stone House (Washington, D.C.) - Depot Historic District - Bennett Bunn Plantation - Apex Union Depot - Apex Historic District - St. John's Metropolitan Community Church - Buffalo City, North Carolina - Orton Plantation - St. Philip's Church Ruins - Brunswick Town, North Carolina - Hotel Monaco Washington - Thomas T. Gaff House - Topaz Hotel - Embassy of Uzbekistan in Washington, D.C. - Kennedy-Warren Apartment Building - Daniel Webster Memorial - Embassy of Australia in Washington, D.C. - Ben Shearer - Dennis Richardson (diplomat) - L. Ron Hubbard House - United States Holocaust Memorial Museum shooting (expanded) - Latrobe Gate - Oak Hill Cemetery Chapel (Washington, D.C.) (expanded) - Building 170 - Betsey Wright (expanded) - Taxpayer March on Washington - Barack Obama "Joker" poster (expanded) - David Huebner - Cake Wrecks - Diego's Hair Salon

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