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Cabin John Middle School

Address	10701 Gainsborough Road Potomac, Maryland 20854
Contact Information	Phone: 301-469-1150 Fax: 301-469-1003
Established	1967
Community	Suburban
Type	Public Middle
Student Body	Co-Educational
Student to Teacher Ratio	11.9
Grades	6 to 8
Enrollment	977
Number of Deaths Caused by Students	58	Nickname	That really awesome school in Potomac
Mascot	Cougars
Colors	Black and Blacker Black
Motto	We're here, to kick ass.
School Weapon	Concealed dagger
School Flower	A Daisy, ON FIRE
Administration Batman, Principal Robin, Assistant Principal Your Mum, Assistant Principal Your other Mum, Student Support Specialist

Cabin John Middle School is a elite spy training facility located in Baghdad, Iraq.

Cabin John Middle School currently has about 1060 students (trainees) and 110 staff (instructors) members. The school, which opened in 1967 as a part of the Montgomery County Public Schools system, closed in 1987 and then reopened again in 1989. Students that attend Cabin John are from the awesome feeder Elementary Schools of Seven Locks, Bells Mill, Stone Mill and Cold Spring. The fabulous students that attended Bells Mill and Seven Locks Elementary Schools will go on to attend the ever-so-spiffy Winston Churchill High School. Students that are not as intelligent, such as those from Cold Spring and Stone Mill Elementary Schools go on to attend Thomas Wootton High School, our sympathies are with them and we wish them the best luck with their shortcomings.

Clubs and Activities

Cabin John Middle School offers various clubs and extracurricular activities that students can take part in. These activities include:

Firearms Club
Exercises in Pathology
Stunt Driving
Pain Resistance Class, The Art of Not Giving In
Motercycle Stunt Instruction
Field Mission Simulations (6th and 7th)
Field Missions (8th only)
Survival Basics
The Art Of Lying (course)
School Defense Volunteer Group
Martial Arts Team
Advanced Botany and Helpful Herbs
Firearms Instruction
Skeet Shooting/Riflery
First Aid on the Field
Scrabble Club

One student is campaigning for the addition of the "Chicken Pizza Club." Administration fears that the worship of Chicken Pizza will soon dominate the world causing the student responsible to become the Supreme Ruler of the Earth. Thats the plan and it begins NOW!

Accomplishments

Cabin John Middle School has won every award in creation.

Modernization

According to a recent gazette article, Cabin John Middle School is set to be modernized in the coming years. The next step is to move into the schematic design phase and to develop a formal budget proposal. These will be formally presented to the board for approval in the spring. Students would be transferred to Tilden Middle School, a holding school (Though experts doubt CJMS students could ever be contained.), in the summer of 2009 – and then back into the newly completed Cabin John Middle School in the summer of 2011.

Alumni

Jesus Christ himself is a former Cabin John student. There are also rumors that Jack Bauer was a former CJ student.

No other notable Alumni have atteneded this school in the past.

External links

CJMS website

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+|'''Number of Deaths Caused by Students'''
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+|58
-|[[Montgomery County Public Schools]]<br />Area Four<br />Wootton and Churchill Cluster
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+|That really awesome school in Potomac
-|CJMS
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 |'''Colors'''
-|[[Blue]] and [[White]]
+|[[Black]] and [[Blacker Black]]
 |- bgcolor="darkgray"
 |'''Motto'''
+|We're here, to kick ass.
-|212°
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-|'''Newspaper'''
+|'''School Weapon'''
+|Concealed dagger
-|Cougar Courier
 |- bgcolor="darkgray"
-|'''School Website'''
+|'''School Flower'''
+|A Daisy, ON FIRE
-|[http://www.mcps.k12.md.us/schools/cabinjohnms/index.shtm  Home Page]
 |-
 |colspan="2" bgcolor="lightgrey" |'''Administration'''
-<br />Dr. Paulette Smith, Principal
+<br />Batman, Principal
-<br />Mr. William Everly, Assistant Principal
+<br />Robin, Assistant Principal
-<br />Ms. Stacey Kopnitsky, Assistant Principal
+<br />Your Mum, Assistant Principal
-<br />Mr. Steve Asbacher, Student Support Specialist
+<br />Your other Mum, Student Support Specialist
 |-
 |}
-'''Cabin John Middle School''' is a [[middle school]] located in [[Potomac, Maryland|Potomac]], [[Maryland]].
+'''Cabin John Middle School''' is a elite spy training facility located in [[Baghdad]], [[Iraq]].
-Cabin John Middle School currently has about 1060 students and 110 staff members. The school, which opened in 1967 as a part of the [[Montgomery County Public Schools]] system, closed in 1987 and then reopened again in 1989. Students that attend Cabin John are from the feeder Elementary Schools of Seven Locks, Bells Mill, Stone Mill and Cold Spring. The students that attended Bells Mill and Seven Locks Elementary Schools will go on to attend [[Winston Churchill High School (Maryland)|Winston Churchill High School]]. Students from Cold Spring and Stone Mill Elementary Schools go on to attend [[Thomas Wootton High School]].
+Cabin John Middle School currently has about 1060 students (trainees) and 110 staff (instructors) members. The school, which opened in 1967 as a part of the [[Montgomery County Public Schools]] system, closed in 1987 and then reopened again in 1989. Students that attend Cabin John are from the awesome feeder Elementary Schools of Seven Locks, Bells Mill, Stone Mill and Cold Spring. The fabulous students that attended Bells Mill and Seven Locks Elementary Schools will go on to attend the ever-so-spiffy [[Winston Churchill High School (Maryland)|Winston Churchill High School]]. Students that are not as intelligent, such as those from Cold Spring and Stone Mill Elementary Schools go on to attend [[Thomas Wootton High School]], our sympathies are with them and we wish them the best luck with their shortcomings.
 == Clubs and Activities ==
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 Cabin John Middle School offers various clubs and extracurricular activities that students can take part in. These activities include:
+*Firearms Club
-*Basketball Shootout
+*Exercises in Pathology
-*Cougar Teen Trips
+*Stunt Driving
-*Equestrian Club
+*Pain Resistance Class, The Art of Not Giving In
-*Fitness/Gymnastics Intramurals
+*Motercycle Stunt Instruction
-*Green Team
+*Field Mission Simulations (6th and 7th)
-*Homework Club (Grade 6, Grade 7, Grade 8)
+*Field Missions (8th only)
-*Hoops for Heart
+*Survival Basics
-*Interscholastic Sports
+*The Art Of Lying (course)
-*Math Team
+*School Defense Volunteer Group
-*Science Club
+*Martial Arts Team
-*School Play
+*Advanced Botany and Helpful Herbs
-*Scrabble Club
+*Firearms Instruction
-*SGA
+*Skeet Shooting/Riflery
-*Step Team
+*First Aid on the Field
-*Tennis Intermurals
+*Scrabble Club
-*Talent Show
-*Yearbook
-*Bridge Club
-*Chess Club
-*Breakdance Club
-*Yoga Club
 One student is campaigning for the addition of the "Chicken Pizza Club." Administration fears that the worship of Chicken Pizza will soon dominate the world causing the student responsible to become the Supreme Ruler of the Earth. Thats the plan and it begins NOW!
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 == Accomplishments ==
+Cabin John Middle School has won every award in creation.
-Autumn 1998 - MSDE guidance department award - This recognition was the first in the state of Maryland for an entire guidance department. The award was especially important to the members of the guidance department because the state based the award on input from administrators, teachers, parents and students.
-Spring 1999 -First prize in an anti-smoking campaign promoted by the State Attorney General's Office in conjunction with Maryland State Board of Education - The teacher and students were presented a ceremonial award along with acknowledgment for the first prize billboard, located on Interstate 95 near Camden Yards.
-Spring 1999 - Student service learning recognition - An 8th grader was recognized in a special ceremony at the Carver Educational Services Center in Rockville for completing over 750 hours of community service.
--1999 - First in the state and 38th in the world for Knowledge Master-A team of students competed in Knowledge Master by answering questions in many broad categories.
-- FBI's Special Science Fair Award - While many Cabin John students have won science fair awards at the county level, one young man received a special award from the FBI for building a working model of a bed that automatically makes itself by using a pulley system.
-- 2007  Superior ratings through annual music assessment festivals - Cabin John has been the only middle school to consistently receive all superior ratings at both the Maryland State Band and Orchestra Festivals throughout this tenure.
-Maryland Secondary Physical Education Teacher of the Year - This teacher was honored by Maryland Health, Physical Education, Recreation and Dance Association.
-Montgomery County Public Schools Teacher of the Year in Gifted Education - Three teachers and an administrator have received this award. Meeting the needs of all gifted students is a vital concern at Cabin John.
-September 1999- MMSA Exemplary School Award - The Maryland Middle School Association recognized Cabin John for its position as an exemplary school with focus on the staff development program.
-Fall 1999 - Mrs. Fall's receives the Maryland State Middle School Art Award
 ==Modernization==
-According to a recent gazette article, Cabin John Middle School is set to be modernized in the coming years. The next step is to move into the schematic design phase and to develop a formal budget proposal. These will be formally presented to the board for approval in the spring. Students would be transferred to [[Tilden Middle School]], a holding school, in the summer of 2009 – and then back into the newly completed Cabin John Middle School in the summer of 2011.
+According to a recent gazette article, Cabin John Middle School is set to be modernized in the coming years. The next step is to move into the schematic design phase and to develop a formal budget proposal. These will be formally presented to the board for approval in the spring. Students would be transferred to [[Tilden Middle School]], a holding school (Though experts doubt CJMS students could ever be contained.), in the summer of 2009 – and then back into the newly completed Cabin John Middle School in the summer of 2011.
 ==Alumni==
+Jesus Christ himself is a former Cabin John student. There are also rumors that Jack Bauer was a former CJ student.
-Cincinnati Bengal [[Dhani Jones]] attended Cabin John Middle School.
 No other notable Alumni have atteneded this school in the past.

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Consortiums	DCC NEC
High schools	Bethesda–Chevy Chase Montgomery Blair James Hubert Blake Winston Churchill Clarksburg Damascus Albert Einstein Gaithersburg Walter Johnson John F. Kennedy Col. Zadok Magruder Richard Montgomery Northwest Northwood Paint Branch Poolesville Quince Orchard Rockville Seneca Valley Sherwood Springbrook Walt Whitman Watkins Mill Wheaton Thomas S. Wootton
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Middle schools	Argyle John T. Baker Benjamin Banneker Briggs Chaney Cabin John Roberto W. Clemente Eastern William Farquhar Forest Oak Robert Frost Gaithersburg Herbert Hoover Francis Scott Key Martin Luther King, Jr. Kingsview Lakelands Park A. Mario Loiederman Montgomery Village Neelsville Newport Mill North Bethesda Parkland Rosa M. Parks John Poole Thomas W. Pyle Redland Ridgeview Rocky Hill Shady Grove Odessa Shannon Silver Creek Silver Spring International Sligo Takoma Park Tilden Julius West Westland White Oak Earle B. Wood
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