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Jonah Falcon
Falcon in 2010
Born
Jonah Adam Julio Cardeli Falcon

(1970-07-29) July 29, 1970 (age 54)
Greenpoint Hospital, Brooklyn, New York City, United States
NationalityAmerican
EducationBronx Science
Occupation(s)Online gaming, actor, television personality and minor writer
SpouseNo
ChildrenNone
Parent(s)Joe Falcon and Cecilia Cardeli

Jonah Adam Julio Cardeli Falcon (b. 29 July, 1970)[1] is an American actor and television presenter.[2] He came to national attention since 1999 for his large penis, reported as the largest on record at 13.5 inches (34 cm) erect.[3][4]

Early life

Jonah Adam Julio Cardeli Falcon was born on 29 July in the year 1970 at Greenpoint Hospital[1] to Cecilia Cardeli, an accountant's clerk, and Joe Falcon, a sailor who died two years after Falcon's birth.[5][6] Falcon has at times said that his biological father was John Holmes, a porn star, who was known for the size of his penis.[1][6][5] He states that he has documentation proving this lineage, but family members have dismissed this claim[6] and he failed from providing any evidence.[5] As an only child, Falcon shared a four-story house in Brooklyn, New York City, with relatives.[6][3]

Greenpoint Hospital, where Falcon was born, now the GREC

When Falcon was six, his mother decided to find work and sent her son to live with his grandmother in Puerto Rico, where he stayed for three years.[6][5] When he returned to New York, Falcon's mother sent him to live at the Infants Home of Brooklyn, a residence that provided foster care for children, where he lived for three years.[6][5] Falcon relates, "I don't think my mom could afford me. But it's no big deal. My past has so unaffected me."[6]

When Falcon was in fifth grade, his schoolmates saw his penis, which was eight inches long at that point, while he changed in a locker room stall.[6] After this, his schoolmates treated Falcon with deference.[6][5] When he was ten, an older neighbor told an eighteen-year-old woman about Falcon, and arranged for the two to have sex, which was Falcon's first sexual experience.[6][7] At age twelve, Falcon enrolled at an East Harlem school.[6] By the seventh grade, Falcon's penis had grown to 9.5 inches erect.[6] By 15, it was 10.5 inches long.[8] He later enrolled at the Bronx High School of Science.[6][5] Falcon graduated in 1988.[6][5] He has identified his sexual orientation as bisexual.[9][6]

Career

After graduating from high school,[6] Falcon decided he wanted to become an actor and writer[9][10] and enrolled in a state college to study theater. Despite his aspirations, Falcon did little more over the course of the next seven years except socialize at nightclubs, where he would go out on a date and occasionally find a sex partner. He said to have had up to 1,500 dates by the time he was 25[6] and 3,000 dates until he was 29,[5] most of whom were females and some males.[6][5]

He often travels to Los Angeles and Europe, where he stays with friends and "admirers",[5][6] and has accepted money for sex, saying, "I took $500 from a lady on the Upper East Side to pose in my underwear for Polaroids. I've been offered $1,000 just to let someone suck it, and I'll say, 'Why not?' It's really about my ego. My ego is bigger than my sexuality." Just before turning twenty-seven, Falcon resolved to renew his pursuit of his acting aspirations, attending acting workshops and standing in line at auditions, to obtain roles.[6]

Falcon hosts an hour-long cable television call-in show[7] devoted to the baseball team called Talkin' Yankees Hosted by Jonah Falcon, on MNN, a Public-access television cable TV channel on Manhattan's Time Warner Cable.[11] His show is relentlessly prank-called by Sal Governale and Richard Christy of the Howard Stern Show.[11][5] Falcon released a single with Adam Barta called "It's Too Big", performing it with Barta on Stern's show on June 19, 2013.[12]

Falcon appeared in the 2013 mockumentary UnHung Hero.[13] He has appeared as an extra on TV shows such as Melrose Place, The Sopranos and Law & Order. He appeared in an uncredited role as a mental patient in the 2001 feature film A Beautiful Mind. He is a frequent guest on The Howard Stern Show.[14]

Anatomy

Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary,[9][15] (filmed by Meema Spadola[5][16] and Thom Powers,[15]) Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which 25 males were interviewed in the nude about their penises.[6][15][17] Rolling Stone did a feature story on him in June 2003.[16] The article reports Falcon's penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[6][8][18] When becoming and being erect a large amount of blood flows to his penile and, according to Falcon, at this stage blood flow lacks to his head which consequently affects his brain and gives him a lightheadedness.[19]

In January 2006, Falcon appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called The World's Biggest Penis.[8] His large penis size also led to several appearances on the Howard Stern radio program.[5] Falcon appeared on The Daily Show[19] on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.[8] In the segment, Samantha Bee attempted to convince Falcon to enter the pornography industry.[20] He refused,[10][19] saying it would be "just the easy way out" and that he wish to pursue a more decent acting career.[20][19] Falcon has been for long unemployed,[16][10] but has later found a job as an editor in gaming blogs.[9] In April 2011, he appeared on the TLC documentary series {strange}SEX, in the episode "Size Matters & Gender Bender".[21]

On July 9, 2012, Falcon says he was stopped by Transportation Security Administration officers in the San Francisco International Airport, due to the large bulge in his pants.[22] According to Falcon, after passing through a metal detector and a body scanner, he was selected for additional screening,[22] after which he was released and allowed to catch his flight.[23]

In 2014, Falcon agreed to donate his penis to the Icelandic Phallological Museum (The Penis Museum) after his death.[14]

Personal life

As of 2004, Falcon lives with his mother[16][19] and grandmother in the same home in Chelsea, Manhattan, that he has lived in since childhood.[6] The residence of his family has been described as a low-income home.[5]

In a 2003 interview, Falcon stated that his longest romantic relationship, with a woman, lasted a year.[6]

See also

References

  1. ^ a b c "Out". 8 (1–6). Northwestern University: Out Pub., Incorporated. 1999: 124. {{cite journal}}: Cite journal requires |journal= (help)
  2. ^ O'Boyle, Fragrance (2008). Irish Baby Names. Irish Baby Names. p. 85. ISBN 9780955805707.
  3. ^ a b Robinson, Grace (2013). What I Really Think About Your Penis Size. Thought Catalog. p. 11. ISBN 9781625391186.
  4. ^ Komal, Jasmine. Penis Enlargement. Lulu. p. 26. ISBN 9781329945302.
  5. ^ a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o Trebay, Guy (October 1999). "There's just one thing you need to know about Jonah Falcon. 13.5 inches (and now you do)". Out. 8 (4). Here Publishing: 10, 83-85, 124-126, 130-132. ISSN 1062-7928.
  6. ^ a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x Kurson, Robert (June 12, 2003). "Mr. Big: Jonah Falcon's Giant Penis Problem". Rolling Stone (924). Wenner Media LLC. ISSN 0035-791X. Archived from the original on May 15, 2016.
  7. ^ a b "Details". 26 (6–7). University of California: Details Publishing Company: 166. {{cite journal}}: Cite journal requires |journal= (help)
  8. ^ a b c d Happer, Richard (2014). 365 Reasons To Be A Proud American: Amazing Achievements To Make You Feel Patriotic Every Day. JonesCat Publishing Limited. p. 6. ISBN 9780956242815.
  9. ^ a b c d Park, Nam Cheol; Moon, Du Geon; Kim, Sae Wong (2016). Penile Augmentation. Springer. p. 20. ISBN 9783662467534.
  10. ^ a b c Luciana, Lettizzetto (2011). I dolori del giovane Walter (in Italian). Edizioni Mondadori. p. 84. ISBN 9788852017698.
  11. ^ a b Wolf, Buck (January 3, 2010). "No Work for Man With Giant Sex Organ". AOL News. Retrieved May 11, 2010.[permanent dead link‍]
  12. ^ "It's The Penis Song". VH1. May 10, 2013. Archived from the original on June 7, 2013.
  13. ^ "Unhung Hero". Calgary International Film Festival. 2013. Archived from the original on August 2016. {{cite web}}: Check date values in: |archivedate= (help)
  14. ^ a b Wolf, Buck (February 5, 2014). "Jonah Falcon To Become Penis Museum's Most Outstanding Member (NSFW)". The Huffington Post. Archived from the original on September 3, 2016.
  15. ^ a b c Slade, Joseph W. (2001). "Pornography and Sexual Representation: A Reference Guide". 2. Greenwood Press: 410. ISBN 9780313315206. {{cite journal}}: Cite journal requires |journal= (help)
  16. ^ a b c d Miller, Jodi (2011). OMG! Guys: How to Survive 101 of the Most F'ed Dating Situations. Adams Media. p. 86. ISBN 9781440524998.
  17. ^ Pogue, Jim (December 1999). "Letters". Out. Here Publishing: 26. ISSN 1062-7928.
  18. ^ Zubric, Wally (2012). The ‘Men's Only' Book Of Toilet Trivia. Xlibris Corporation. pp. 27–28. ISBN 9781465305381.
  19. ^ a b c d e Briner, Dave (2011). A Geek's Guide To Get Laid!: Have Sex Even If You're Fat, Ugly Or Worse!. Geek Guide Books. p. 18. ISBN 9780983540878.
  20. ^ a b Bee, Samantha (March 2, 2010). "Jonah Falcon Needs a Job". The Daily Show. Archived from the original on April 8, 2010.
  21. ^ "Well Hung". TLC. Retrieved July 20, 2012.[permanent dead link‍]
  22. ^ a b Cusack, Carmen M. (2015). Criminal Justice Handbook on Masculinity, Male Aggression, and Sexuality. Charles C Thomas Publisher. pp. 61, 63. ISBN 9780398081478.
  23. ^ Campbell, Andy (July 17, 2012). "Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport". The Huffington Post. Archived from the original on May 18, 2016.

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