Shithead (card game)
A hand during a game of Shithead
|Alternative name(s)||F-Knows, Lungnut, China Hand, Palace, Shed, Karma, Danish, or "OG"|
|Players||2-4 (recommended); 5 maximum|
|Card rank (highest to lowest)||Highly variable|
|Playing time||5 mins.+|
Shithead (also known as F-Knows, China Hand, Palace, Shed, Lungnut, Karma, Danish or "OG") is a card game similar to the Finnish game Paskahousu. In the game the object is to lose all of one's cards, with the last player to do so being the "shithead", who must deal the next game and may be subject to some minor forfeit of the group's choice, such as fetching the next round of drinks.
The game, and variations of it, is popular in many countries amongst backpackers, and as a result is widespread. Although the basic structure of the game generally remains constant there are often regional variations of the game's original rules.
There are many variations of the rules, and there is no universally accepted set. A common set of rules is listed here.
Dealing the cards
From a standard, shuffled deck of 52 cards, each player is dealt three 'face down cards' in a row. Players are not allowed to see or change these cards. On top of the 'face down cards', they are dealt the same number of 'face up cards'. Three cards are again dealt to each player (face down), and this becomes the player's 'hand'. Players are then allowed to switch the cards in their 'hand' with their 'face up cards' in an attempt to produce a strong set of 'face up cards' for later in the game. Other versions have the dealer dealing each player three face-down cards, then dealing them each six cards. The player then chooses the three best and lays them down The dealer places the remaining cards face-down in the 'deck'. Players will lay their cards in turn in the 'pick up pile' or 'pile'.
After the cards have been dealt, players lay cards in turn onto the pick up pile, starting with the first player to lay a three. If nobody has a three, then the holder of a four must lay and so-on. If two players hold a four, the first player with a four after the dealer begins the game. Play will then continue in a clockwise direction until the cards dictate otherwise. Other variations start with the person left of the dealer.
Rules of Play
Each player must lay a card equal to or higher in value than the one at the top of the pick up pile, then draw cards from the deck so they have at least 3 cards in their hand (unless the deck has run out of cards or they already have 3 or more cards in their hand). If a player has no single card that is higher in value than the previous card they may play a pair of cards, in which case the next player must play a higher pair or a triple. If they cannot play a card (or cards), they must pick up the pick-up pile (put it in their hand) and end their turn. In some variants when two cards of the same value are played the next player is skipped.
Play continues sequentially in a clockwise direction unless certain wildcards are played, depending on rule set.
When a player has no more cards in his or her hand, and the deck is empty, he or she may proceed to play from their three face up cards onto the pick up pile. They may not play from this set of cards until they have finished with their hand. If the deck is empty and there are no cards in the player's hand, he or she may lay one or more (if they share the same rank) of the face up cards on the pile. The rank of the face up card must be higher than the rank of the card on the top of the pile, otherwise the player cannot play the face up card and must pick up the pile.
Picking up the pile can often put a player at a great disadvantage when many cards have been played as they will have more cards to lose than other players. Even so, it is still possible to quickly recover from this handicap.
Once all of the face up cards have been played, a player must then play their face down cards, which are known as "blind cards". These must be turned over so that all the group may see what has been played. If the card is less than the previous card played, they must pick up the pile and put it in their hand, forcing them to play their hand again before progressing to the rest of their face down cards.
If a player is able to complete a set in turn (e.g. complete four-of-a-kind) he or she can do so clearing (burning) and removing the entire pile from play. For example if a player first plays and the next player in turn has the he or she can drop that card to complete the set thus clearing the pile. The player who clears may play another card after. Some alternate rule sets allow players to clear at any time in or out of turn. Other rules make the a four-of-a-wild a normal wild.
If a player has no cards left to play, they are out. The loser, known as "The Shithead" is the last player left in the game. Under most rules the shithead's only role is to deal the next set of cards. Players may adapt this so that the shithead is also required to fulfill a forfeit.
Wildcards and special attributes
Aside from the basic order of play, the core aspect of Shithead is the "wildcards". These vary greatly depending on regional variations, though the core of the rules remains the same. Wildcards may be played on any other card, while those with special attributes must be placed on a matching or lower card.
Most variants have the 2 and 10 as wildcards:
- 2 - Playing this wildcard allows the next player to play any card in his or her hand.
- 10 - Laying a 10 burns the pile and removes it from the game. The player who laid the 10 may then lay another card before play continues.
Many rulesets and house rules give special attributes to other card values. One example is having 7s force the next player to match or go lower than a 7, or play a 10. In one variant, if a player's final card is a wildcard, then they automatically lose the game.