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The School was named 'The King John School' after King John who used to hunt in the woods opposite the school and the surrounding area at that time. |
The School was named 'The King John School' after King John who used to hunt in the woods opposite the school and the surrounding area at that time. |
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==Recent Events== |
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There have been a number of events occurring at this school, please note that none of these events are true. They have been created by a minority of immature students wishing to give our school a bad name and ruin this page, for those who wish to do it in the future, students who previously vandalized the page were punished by the school and Wikipedia, so let this be a warning to those who are thinking about it. |
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There has been many events involving a science teacher who cannot be named (Surname unknown), the first event which occurred early [[2010]] involved using a book to assault a student, the student was sent to hospital and had to have 184 stitches on his face and arms, despite this event the teacher was still allowed to work at the school despite desperate pleas from many students, teachers and parents, most notably [[Barack Obama]], who saw the events unfold.<BR> |
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Another event that occurred involved the same teacher and a student, who cannot be named, the teacher [[snatched]] an [[iPod Touch]] out of the students hand, this cause considerable damage to the students and the [[iPod touch]], which exploded causing the Modern Languages block to [[explode]], injuring many students and teaching staff who were in the building at the time, also [[Bill Clinton]], was touring the school at the time and was seriously injured, and recieved [[3rd degree burns]] to his arms and legs. The school also came under scrutiny, as the classroom only had one exit, which was blocked by fire, many students were trapped in the room, the teacher still did not help as she was refusing to let students out of the window, she also commonly used the terms "eediots" and many other offensive terms when they attempted to break open the [[windows]], which were not adequete enough to be used as fire exits. After the event, Himalee was fired, she was then [[deported]] to [[Bangladesh]]. |
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==External links== |
==External links== |
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Revision as of 21:25, 13 March 2010
| The King John School | |
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Shiprights Drive , , SS7 1RQ | |
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| Type | foundation comprehensive |
| Established | 1958 |
| Local authority | Essex |
| Specialist | Maths and Computing |
| Ofsted | Reports |
| Headteacher | Miss M M Wilson (Mr G Pratt Currently Acting Head) |
| Gender | Mixed |
| Age | 11 to 18 |
| Enrollment | 1800 |
| Colour(s) | Red & Black |
| Website | http://www.thekjs.essex.sch.uk/ |
The King John School, is a foundation comprehensive school in Benfleet. The main school building was built in 1958, it previously used as a hospital. It has five year groups, 7-11, and a sixth form, thus having over 1800 students. The school has 11 tutor groups in each year, with 30 pupils in each tutor, with the exception of year 11, where there are 16 tutor groups, with roughly 20 pupils in each. The tutor groups are set in a format, of the year, then the number of the tutor group, for example, 7-02, 8-02, 9-02, 10-02, 11-02.
The School was named 'The King John School' after King John who used to hunt in the woods opposite the school and the surrounding area at that time.
Recent Events
There have been a number of events occurring at this school, please note that none of these events are true. They have been created by a minority of immature students wishing to give our school a bad name and ruin this page, for those who wish to do it in the future, students who previously vandalized the page were punished by the school and Wikipedia, so let this be a warning to those who are thinking about it.
There has been many events involving a science teacher who cannot be named (Surname unknown), the first event which occurred early 2010 involved using a book to assault a student, the student was sent to hospital and had to have 184 stitches on his face and arms, despite this event the teacher was still allowed to work at the school despite desperate pleas from many students, teachers and parents, most notably Barack Obama, who saw the events unfold.
Another event that occurred involved the same teacher and a student, who cannot be named, the teacher snatched an iPod Touch out of the students hand, this cause considerable damage to the students and the iPod touch, which exploded causing the Modern Languages block to explode, injuring many students and teaching staff who were in the building at the time, also Bill Clinton, was touring the school at the time and was seriously injured, and recieved 3rd degree burns to his arms and legs. The school also came under scrutiny, as the classroom only had one exit, which was blocked by fire, many students were trapped in the room, the teacher still did not help as she was refusing to let students out of the window, she also commonly used the terms "eediots" and many other offensive terms when they attempted to break open the windows, which were not adequete enough to be used as fire exits. After the event, Himalee was fired, she was then deported to Bangladesh.