Election Night Special
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"Election Night Special" is a Monty Python sketch parodying the coverage of United Kingdom general elections, specifically the 1970 general election, on the BBC by including hectic (and downright silly) actions by the media and a range of ridiculous candidates.
This sketch was featured in Episode 19 of the Monty Python's Flying Circus TV series, which aired November 3, 1970. A somewhat different version of the sketch (leading into The Lumberjack Song) was also featured on the Monty Python Live at the Theatre Royal Drury Lane album.
Throughout the sketch, the linkman (John Cleese) and other commentators appear in a fixed sequence, either giving variations on their original statement or simply repeating it, as results are coming in from various constituencies. The election is mainly contested by two major parties, the Sensible Party and the Silly Party, though third-party candidates (Slightly Silly, Very Silly) make their appearance.
The candidates and their vote totals
The sketch focuses on election results from the following three constituencies:
|Sensible Party||Arthur J. Smith||30,612||48.8%||Defeat|
|Silly Party||Jethro Q. Walrustitty||32,108||51.2%||Hold|
|Total valid votes||62,720||100.0%|
|Sensible Party||Alan Jones||9,112||42.2%||Loss|
|Silly Party||Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel||12,441||57.7%||Gain|
|Slightly Silly Party||Kevin Phillips-Bong||0||0.0%||Pathetic Defeat|
|Total valid votes||21,553||100.0%|
|Sensible Party||James Walker||26,318||50.0%||Gain|
|Silly Party||Mr Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip||26,317||50.0%||Loss|
|Very Silly (Independent)||Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smith||2||0.0%||Spoiler|
|Total valid votes||52,637||100.0%|
At the end of the sketch, further results are given in short:
- Engelbert Humperdinck gains Barrow in Furness from Ann Haydon-Jones and her husband Pip.
- Arthur Negus has held Bristols. "That's not a result, that's a bit of gossip". (Bristols is rhyming slang for 'breasts': Bristol City = titty.)
- Mary Whitehouse taking Umbrage (in reaction to the previous "held Bristols").
- Wales isn't swinging at all, which is "no surprise"
- Monty Python holds the Credits.
The Drury Lane version gives a different set of results:
- A little pink pussycat gains Barrow in Furness, "a gain for the liberals, there".
- Rastas Odinga-Odinga has taken Wolverhampton Southwest, "That's Enoch Powell's old constituency; an important gain for Darkie Power".
- Arthur Negus has held Bristols. "That's not a result, that's a bit of gossip". (see above)
- Sir Alec Douglas-Home has taken Oldham for the Stone-Dead party.
- A small piece of putty about that big, a cheese mechanic from Dunbar and two frogs, one called Kipper and the other one not, have all gone "neep neep neep" in Blackpool Central.
- Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, here a candidate for Luton, made another appearance in the third season of Monty Python's Flying Circus, appearing in the "Spot the Looney" sketch.
- In the 1981 Crosby by-election, candidate John Desmond Dougrez-Lewis, a 22-year-old student from Hayes in Greater London, changed his name by deed poll to Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel. Thus the name was printed on the ballot paper, although the Returning Officer simply referred to him as "Tarquin Biscuitbarrel". He received 223 votes and finished in fifth out of nine candidates. He later participated in the Official Monster Raving Loony Party, which has some conceptual similarities with the Silly Party mentioned in the sketch.
- Jeremy Fox stood as a candidate for the Silly Party in Dover in the 1979 British general election, as a protest against the National Front.
- Among other changes, the live version at Drury Lane gave a shorter name to the Very Silly candidate in Harpenden and changed some of the first syllables of Tarquin's surname, making it Fin-tim-lim-bim-(brief pause)lim-bim-bim-bim-bim. Sensible Candidate James Walker became Jeannette Walker, and Silly Candidate Jethro Q. Walrustitty was referred to as Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Buzzard Stubble and Boot Walrustitty ("Bun, Whacket, Buzzard, Stubble and Boot" was an early name considered for what became "Monty Python."). Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzz was also referred to as Mrs rather than Mr.
- Boothroyd, David. "Byelections in the 1979-83 Parliament". United Kingdom Election Results. Retrieved 2010-12-10.
- Sutton, Terry (23 April 2010). "60 years of fighting for the town that tips the country". This is Kent. Retrieved 13 April 2013.