List of SModcast episodes

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SModcast is a weekly podcast featuring filmmaker Kevin Smith and his long time producer partner Scott Mosier, although guests occasionally feature. Released each Sunday night, the episodes are generally one hour in length and feature Smith and Mosier discussing current events and other non sequitur topics. The name was derived from taking the first letters of "Smith" and "Mosier" and replacing the "P" in "Podcast". The podcast was distributed through Smith's entertainment website Quick Stop Entertainment. New episodes are made available for download each Sunday night or Monday morning, and are then released through the RSS feed the following Friday in order to ease bandwidth strains on the Quickstop Entertainment. On January 1, 2010, the host site was sold and the Smodcasts were removed and a dedicated site was started. In addition, the one week delay for iTunes subscribers was dropped starting with Smodcast 101. Some time after Fleshlight and Adam & Eve became sponsors for SModcast, episodes began being distributed with a commercial for each sponsor and a theme song preceding each episode; episodes conclude with the theme song followed by a commercial for the other SModcast podcasts. Archived episodes (from episode 10 and up) were also changed to match this format, with the underlying soundtrack placed by Ken Plume removed.

Episode list

Title	Hosts	Release Date	Episode Number #
SModcast 1: Fisting Flipper	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	February 5, 2007	1
In which our heroes primarily puzzle over when "Oriental" became a derogatory term, as well as touch on the following subjects: the very tall, Pump Up the Volume, parental groping, the detritus that gets washed off a newborn, the notion of a Birth-Day celebration, mobile units, bear bars, and Wolfie.
SModcast 2: A Dubious Super-Power	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	February 12, 2007	2
In which our heroes ponder about C U Next Tuesdays, discuss the death of a human train wreck, compare amateur porn to Elmo, create a platform for Walt Flanagan's mayoral candidacy, contemplate dalliances with the famous, do bad Salma Hayek impressions, and discern exactly how spineless the fat one is as they relate tales of criminal victimization in major metropolitan areas.
SModcast 3: Sex and Violence and Bathrobes	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	February 19, 2007	3
In which our heroes plot to bilk the innocent out of a buck a pop, reminisce about an over-crowded condo, spend far too much time dreaming up the ultimate guest list, finally reveal the horrifying tale (tail?) of the Dog Fight, relive their own bloodiest battles, make with talk of a first handy, and recall a homoerotic adventure that finds two teens partially disrobing, strictly for the sake of boyhood shenanigans.
SModcast 4: Can I Get a (Masturbatory) Witness?	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	March 4, 2007	4
In which our heroes talk results, regrets, and rejoicements in relation to the Academy Awards, name-drop Scorsese like it'll get 'em laid, struggle to remember Illeana Douglas's name, reminisce about celebrity sightings and marvel over the need of the famous to eat, crack on “Krull”, ruminate on the men they'd concede to being rump-wrangled by, reveal the secret origin of Mos's middle initial, talk mysticism, Indian fakirs and Jesus's junk, bitch about why “In Search Of…” would never work in the age of the internet, discuss Mos's directorial aspirations, and unmask Kev's deepest shame (of the week).
SModcast 5: Nipples You Can Hang a Coat On	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	March 11, 2007	5
In which our heroes talk poker and casino etiquette, analyze Mos's frugality and greener instrincts as well as his corn-oil burnin' car, chat about their missed moment of Oscar glory, muse about the danger of mouth-breathers at a comic book convention, come clean with tales of unsolicited homoerotic escapades from their youth, and refuse to shower in gym.
SModcast 6: Inverted Nipples	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	March 18, 2007	6
In which our heroes lament the death of a cinema legend, discuss the dead and other threats to the environment, analyze where billionaire authors' biggest nut comes from, catch up with Potsie while constantly incorrectly referring to Arnold's as Al's, reminisce about scholastic achievements, search for insight into an ex-girlfriend's mother's motivation in penning a very damning note, and get steamy with tales of teenage heavy petting.
SModcast 7: An Icelander Showing You Your Own Beating Heart	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	March 25, 2007	7
In which our heroes marvel over the success of "Wild Hogs", discuss theater-jumping with parental consent, lament a child's lack of keys, talk about Scott's sister yet again, fear sleeping on a foreigner's couch, puzzle over the chicken-hawk compulsion to be featured on "Dateline", show no interest in sex with teenagers, and have fun but don't run.
SModcast 8: The Entirely Too Over-Long Episode	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 2, 2007	8
In which our heroes puzzle over the merits of Rich Little and Danny Gans, review a foreign ruler's take on cinema, go on about Kev's "Reaper" stint for a while, discuss working for The Man, assess whether or not they've become whores, touch on what it's like for Mos to be the Green Goblin's kid's henchman, talk about editing-for-hire on "Who's Your Caddy?", and wrap up about twenty minutes later than they should've.
SModcast 9: Red, White, But Never Blue, eh	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 8, 2007	9
In which our heroes pitch Canada on a new national slogan, suck off "Grindhouse", predict a world gone mad in which the deaf prey on the blind, figure out that "Planet of the Apes" was more than an hour long, delve further into Scott's home(s) and garden, revisit the skittish Wolfie, tell a tale of cross-breed passion betwixt a giant Yellow Lab and a miniature Dachshund, define the human cassolette, reveal dental hygiene as foreplay in the Smith household, pinpoint the time of day they're more likely to couple, brainstorm an exercise regimen that's predicated on murder, and find themselves troubled by the notion of fun.
SModcast 10: Eating a Chicken's Soul	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 22, 2007	10
In which our heroes chat coiffure, get into some weight-y issues, hatch a seminal diet, order a dollar's worth of fish, fear the sea, pinpoint the indignity of shark attacks, and fear bears, dinosaurs, and the duplicity of the fowl.
SModcast 11: A Fistful of Shame	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 29, 2007	11
In which our heroes talk interstellar joyrides, hotel-stays of yore, the perils of travel abroad, plus-sized swimwear, the best "Jaws" documentary ever made, day trips to death camps, and being brat-deep in a jungfrau.
SModcast 12: A Fat Kenickie	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 6, 2007	12
In which our heroes tread the boards and let loose their inner-gay via a prolonged discussion about their Broadway experiences, hold their "Damned" nut, show a lack of respect for tenth grade Thornton Wilder, try to put Snoopy in the pound, get "Grease"-y, dramatize comic books, prevent Mewes from shanking a non-comics fan with a somewhat legal stiletto, fret where the Fourth Reich will emanate from, sort out Kevindia’s geopolitical impact on the continent of Mosieria, and overuse the term "moxie".
SModcast 13: SFodcast (or SWodcast)	Kevin Smith, Walt Flanagan	May 27, 2007	13
In which a hero falls... and gets temporarily replaced by a guest host, one man's trash becomes another man's trash at the local flea market] life behind a comic book store counter is brought to life with tales of a questionable customer base, and the war against the aggressors from the stars gains a production assistant.
SModcast 14: On Guard For Thee	Kevin Smith, Walt Flanagan and Malcolm Ingram	June 3, 2007	14
In which our heroes cross the border with a guest from the True North, talk of rods and analyze the "Loose Change" of UFOs, posit that even unidentified species worship the Devils, lament the loss of Bigfoot, question Nessie's diet, theorize how the Republicans can take the White House for the next one hundred terms, and reveal Canada's greatest shame.
SModcast 15: The Pretty-Good Worker	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	June 10, 2007	15
In which things go back to normal and our heroes discuss the passing of a bear-like legend, ruminate on the emotional and physical perils of pet ownership, confess to being cat people, fret over weiners hunting weiners, become the Jolie of dog adoption, and incur the wrath of all right-thinking and decent people by spending nearly an hour trying to figure out whether Helen Keller was truly impaired or just party to an elaborate ruse.
SModcast 16: Bungpiece.com	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier and Jason Mewes	June 17, 2007	16
In which our heroes rock some poker in the back (and liquor up front), opt to talk about the previous SModcast in lieu of new topics, enter "Jaws" as a length of measurement, enjoy an impromptu visit from a cinematic stoner and discuss his spicey endorsement prospects, try to wheel and deal for a starring role as a gay hustler, and enjoy looking at underwear.
SModcast 17: Doctor Poo	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	June 24, 2007	17
In which our heroes accept the fact that they listen to "the oldies", reminisce about a non-dry "Strike Back" set, figure out how they got west, toy with the notion of buying their childhood home, prematurely bury Ed McMahon, pull a multi-person Matt Hooper, and wrap up with a lot of scat-chat.
SModcast 18: White Flight	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	July 1, 2007	18
In which our heroes get out of the office, debate purchasing a helper monkey, live free and "Die Hard", get cut off in one-mile-an-hour traffic, investigate three generations of road rage, delve into the casual racism of old-timers, go "prison" with ice hooks and baseball bats, reveal mob ties, identify functioning alcoholics, reveal their hill-people secret origins, drink in the parking lot, learn the difference between "blue collar" and "white trash", and get an iPhone.
SModcast 19: We Owe It All to Nook-Nook	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	July 9, 2007	19
In which our heroes broadcast from a talking house, get their Trek on, briefly interrupt the proceedings to do some work, suss out why they never abused the casting couch, debate an indecent proposal, brag about oral proficiencies gone to waste, marvel over the frigid, define love, and hail the first cro-magnon sexual astronaut.
SModcast 20: Here Comes the Bride	Kevin Smith, Jennifer Schwalbach	July 16, 2007	20
In which the sausage party is crashed by a sausage patty, the feminine touch is heavily felt throughout, a de facto marriage counseling session ensues, uncomfortable sexual revelations are made, and made, and made some more.
SModcast 21: Little Outhouse on the Prairie	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	July 23, 2007	21
In which the patriarchy is restored and our heroes discuss a wide range of topics like Flushable Moist Wipes, the triumphant advent of Flushable Moist Wipes, the historical significance of Flushable Moist Wipes, dry corncobs vs. Flushable Moist Wipes, magic ice boxes vs. Flushable Moist Wipes, and “Heroes”.
SModcast 22: Schwalcast	Kevin Smith, Jennifer Schwalbach	July 30, 2007	22
The return of the distaff, in which our heroes talk about the likelihood of running into former intimates at ComicCon, the bending of the space/time continuum in an effort to bed a younger version of your spouse, why divorce is not an option, inappropriate hugging of the famous, Marion Ravenwood: gender traitor, shame-shorts, insecurities both founded and unfounded, middle-aged proms, the world wide hair shirt, and Shecky.
SModcast 23: Good Vibrations	Kevin Smith, Jennifer Schwalbach	August 6, 2007	23
The re-return of the distaff, in which our heroes discuss Canadian lockdown & toilet hijinks, reminisce about coming for the first time and losing it in a small town, get all “Sex And The City”, cross the point of no return, make note of body types and what city is best for them, decry the bane that is Star Tours, discuss how many kinds of wonderful the “Simpsons” premiere was, and find new lines to cross.
SModcast 24: Rigg-er, Please	Kevin Smith, Walt Flanagan and Malcolm Ingram	August 13, 2007	24
In which the manager of a comic book emporium and a Canadian infamous for overstatement join forces with a newly-minted senior citizen to discuss past mistakes and the fallout of waging body parts, robotic scat games, hipping-up that which doesn't require.
SModcast 25: Lynching Vixen	Kevin Smith, Walt Flanagan and Malcolm Ingram	August 20, 2007	25
In which our heroes spend an unhealthy amount of time deconstructing a Rankin Bass classic, do a “Midnight Express” with a pre-street-date DVD, kill a franchise, lament the loss of holiday-programming luster, fail to enjoy adolescent keggers, get the blues at a strip club, miss opportunities to smoke on campus, have their bagged-and-boarded books threatened, and explore the thickest, strongest apron strings in central Jersey.
SModcast 26: Beware The Hobo	Kevin Smith, Bryan Johnson	August 27, 2007	26
In which a special guest fills in for one of our heroes, prompting a heavy bout of reminiscences about what kind of purchases can set off parental fisticuffs, how metal is metal, what it means to be man-friends in Jersey, and saying goodbye to 42nd Street - all of which is interjected by a discussion of nature’s most evil arachnid.
SModcast 27: Scott-Land	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 3, 2007	27
In which, after too long an absence, Mos finally returns… and has his heterosexuality repeatedly called into question. Also: a contest!
SModcast 28: Scottacita Wants a Carnita!	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 10, 2007	28
In which our heroes marvel at a canine onanist and other dog oddities, dissect barf-jobs, dream of seeing how Cheerios are made, expose the dirty secrets behind the Twinkie and the McDonald’s shake, and spend a long time discussing the Twenty Most Bizarre Experiments ever conducted.
SModcast 29: Harry Scotter and the Order of the Penis	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 17, 2007	29
In which our heroes discuss The Boy Who Lived and the wizarding world way, way too much.
SModcast 30: Smith and Wesson	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 23, 2007	30
In which our heroes craft the ultimate form of punishment for a crime ripped from the headlines, debate the implementation and ethics of said ultimate punishment, and then answer questions from SMod fans.
Smodcast 31: Loneliness of the Long Distance Mosier	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 1, 2007	31
In which our heroes ponder congress with strangers, arranged marriages, the Byzantine nature of the electoral college, the extent of principles (via the example of crop-shredding, sexually harassing monkeys), Darth Vader alerts, weight maintenance, the supposed joys of running, and climbing Everest.
Smodcast 32: I'm No Fool	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 8, 2007	32
In which our heroes learn to fear a very tiny water-dwelling killer, mark a passing with little pity, discover why a future in food services might not be the path to take, gift Kentucky with a new license plate slogan, wonder as to the whereabouts of beloved fast food icons, and impart a little lesson about common sense.
SModcast 33: Life Of Bryan	Kevin Smith, Bryan Johnson	October 15, 2007	33
A blast from the (recent) past, in which a guest hero descends to fill the slot of a traveling hero, as the conversation begins with tales of liquid diet depression before turning towards reminiscences of Jersey - of college writing courses, old girlfriends, and Walt’s trouble getting paid - before winding up with remembrances of Mewes past.
SModcast 34: Jersey Justice League	Kevin Smith, Bryan Johnson and Walt Flanagan	October 22, 2007	34
The Heroes of the East convene for a special Jersey round table, featuring epic tales of early friendship, "Star Wars" summers, a feal tooth and a mother's love, a fecal ring quest and a decided lack of love, a friend's betrayal, how old is too old to attend a high school party, how to creep out an elementary school class whilst proposing to your wife, and the misfit zoo.
SModcast 35: Dr. Smith & The Medicine Show	Kevin Smith, Bryan Johnson and Walt Flanagan	October 29, 2007	35
In which the Jersey trio dissect each other’s pharmaceutical history, probe deep into the mind, make revelations aplenty, and bond on a whole new level.
SModcast 36: I’ll Stop the World and Melt with Mewes	Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes	November 5, 2007	36
In which a pair of relics from mid-'90s pop culture talk about getting old and boring, examine the conditions under which sexual congress with the breathing challenged might be acceptable, discuss the alternative branches of a family tree, and take “Paper or plastic?” to a whole new level.
SModcast 37: In A Row?	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	November 12, 2007	37
Our heroes go jumbo-length in celebration of an anniversary, using the time to explore a body-snatching scenario and the decision to pod or die, learn the boundaries of a hug, marvel at the cunning of a trapped deer, and plumb the depths of general ignorance.
SModcast 38: Leeroy Jenkem!	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	November 19, 2007	38
In which our heroes embark on not only the happiest, but apparently also the heaviest cruise that ever sailed, flirt with bi-curiosity via RedTube.com, and get high huffing butt-hash.
SModcast 39: Of Berries and Twigs	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 3, 2007	39
In which our heroes engage in a frank discussion of inebriation, find out what happens when the Italian Harold decides Maude is a bit too old, and touch on the horrors of Alzheimer’s, how to spend your last 48 hours, the passing of Evel, the vindictiveness of jellyfish, and a future after the unkindest cut of all.
SModcast 40: Ned Smitty	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 10, 2007	40
In which our heroes return in a role-playing adventure through porn by casting a late-80’s convenience store clerk named Kevin in an unlikely role of a lifetime, chat about the aging effects of time on late 80’s cinema goddesses, and debate the merits of size over foppishness.
SModcast 41: Honkey!	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 18, 2007	41
In which our heroes get into a discussion of the white man’s lack of reclaimed cultural terms of endearment before launching into an even more in-depth exploration of cultural terminology, try to come up with words to hurt each other, turn their sights on sites that feature comments that aim to be mean for mean’s sake, read a very special piece of listener mail, debate the history of the Christmas Tree in relation to self-mutilation, and wrap up with another dip into the SModcast mailbag, the best Oscar’s ever, and a Bat-Quickie.
SModcast 42: SMerry Christmas	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 24, 2007	42
In which our heroes ring those silver bells in celebration of the holidays, chatting up all things related to the season, from the little baby Jesus to Conan the Barbarian.
SModcast 43: SMorpheus	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	January 9, 2008	43
In which our heroes discuss SMod after death, and then descend into the Matrix to determine the reality of PodBabies, post-pod love, virtual weight loss, the power of a crappy life, and whether the virtual world makes a man happier.
SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash	Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes	January 21, 2008	44
In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!
SModcast 45: The End of the SMod-fast	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 7, 2008	45
In which our heroes finally appease the hunger with chatter about where they’ve been, what they’d do if they were “Lost”, and how they ride their mellow.
SModcast 46: Mr. Deaves Goes to Town	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 14, 2008	46
In which our heroes struggle to get the show started, vicariously cruise a gay website, and puzzle over the current state of father/daughter relationships.
SModcast 47: Destroy All Monsters	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier with Harley Quinn Smith	April 21, 2008	47
In which our heroes are visited by a special guest, discuss disturbing defecation, inadvertently brag about the size of a shower, puzzle over plumbing, worry about monsters under the bed, and muse (or Mewes) about a movie that might’ve been.
SModcast 48: Massholes	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 5, 2008	48
In which our heroes talk about that old time religion, ruminate on the clerical touch, and try to discern the role of the hot tub in Holy Mother Church.
SModcast 49: Attack of the Banantulas	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 12, 2008	49
In which our heroes cock an eye at a prairie legend, fret over eight legged stalkers, fear a Swedish Holocaust, and take issue with the plausibility of singing underwater.
SModcast 50: Gnome Alone	Kevin Smith, Walt Flanagan	May 18, 2008	50
In which our heroes relate ribald tales of corporate piracy, draw upon the scat games of the short and fantastical, discuss the first generation of hand-held games, and reminisce about the imaginary lengths a boy will go to in an effort to secure some free comic books.
SModcast 51: Sphincter Fresh	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 25, 2008	51
In which our heroes la-di-da-di, ruminate over good rates for sex, fret over a Nazi-occupied America, and encourage attic nookie.
SModcast 52: (c)Rapture	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	June 2, 2008	52
In which our heroes celebrate a milestone, lament the loss of the ultimate weapon, pit the Christ against the AntiChrist, and plot the most amazing movie ever made.
SModcast 53: Meat Curtains	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	June 9, 2008	53
In which our heroes talk about beef. Lots.
SModcast 54: SModder's Day	Kevin Smith, Harley Quinn Smith	June 16, 2008	54
In which, fittingly, our heroes talk about childish things.
SModcast 55: Naked Butz	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	June 30, 2008	55
In which our heroes get corny, analyze the father of American obesity, and get a shot of maturity.
SModcast 56: And Now A Word From Our Sponsor	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	July 6, 2008	56
In which our heroes try to manufacture road rage, enter handy negotiations, draw the line at what they’d do for a Make-a-Wish kid, and catch up with an old bathroom buddy.
SModcast 57: Terrorist Pizza	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	July 14, 2008	57
In which our heroes wake and bake, party hardly, and face off against a righteously indignant Canadian.
SModcast 58: Kodachrome	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	July 21, 2008	58
In which our heroes talk a little shop, muse over collegiate nudes, wax Parisian, and seek salvation in Shrewsbury.
SModcast 59: Frosh Meat	Kevin Smith, Walt Flanagan and Bryan Johnson	July 28, 2008	59
In which our heroes battle bargain-hunters, jealous lovers, the danger of dills, and misty, water-colored memories of the way they were.
SModcast 60: The Clone War	Kevin Smith, Walt Flanagan and Bryan Johnson	August 3, 2008	60
In which our heroes marvel over Pillow Babies, thwart an attack by Joseph Stalin’s man-apes, and face off over the love of a human Xerox.
SModcast 61: "Bridge Beach!"	Kevin Smith, Walt Flanagan and Bryan Johnson	August 11, 2008	61
In which our heroes dream of private tutoring, catalogue questionable laws, survive a star cros't love affair, rally against lawn art, and unwittingly seduce a funny-book merchant.
SModcast 62: The Human Quilt	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	August 24, 2008	62
In which our heroes accost a rocker in the cereal aisle, get unruly on a plane, fear the wrath of a pent-up Paul Bunyan, and go to the movies.
SModcast 63: SMod-Kushed	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 1, 2008	63
In which our heroes are joined by their friend Herb.
SModcast 64: Farewell and Adieu	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 28, 2008	64
In which one of our heroes cheats certain death, and the other one is Kevin.
SModcast 65: Captain Kev and Mister Scott	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 13, 2008	65
In which our heroes race with the devil, question a non-singing moon-walker, and make contact with the most aloof alien in the galaxy.
SModcast 66: Sleipner the Conqueror	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 20, 2008	66
In which our heroes get political, war the world, and await the annual arrival of Odin.
SModcast 67: The New Centurions	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 26, 2008	67
In which our heroes confront the civic perils of making a porno, debate the innocence of youth, discuss the responsibilities of parenthood, witness the genesis of a northern superhero team, and try to unravel the mystery of one boy’s vestigial gills.
SModcast 68: The Talking Cure, Pt. 1	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 15, 2008	68
In which our heroes ramble about what went wrong.
SModcast 69: The Talking Cure, Pt. 2	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 22, 2008	69
In which our heroes decide to let it ride.
SModcast 70: SMod Bless Us, Everyone!	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 24, 2008	70
In which our heroes try to keep it about the holiday, and fail miserably.
SModcast 71: Way of the Master	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	January 5, 2009	71
In which our heroes take it easy and forget to be funny.
SModcast 72: Hello Dere!	Kevin Smith, Bryan Johnson	January 12, 2009	72
In which our heroes entertain any number of homoerotic scenarios.
SModcast 73: Irma-licious	Kevin Smith, Bryan Johnson	January 19, 2009	73
In which Buddy has a bad day and our heroes are beside themselves at the news… until the Quickening kicks in.
SModcast 73.5: SMod-Half	Kevin Smith, Malcolm Ingram	January 19, 2009	73.5
In which new ground is temporarily broken at the expense of sound quality.
SModcast 74: Rurally Gay	Kevin Smith, Malcolm Ingram	January 27, 2009	74
In which proctology is discussed at length.
SModcast 75: Seeing Stars with Malcolm Ingram	Kevin Smith, Malcolm Ingram	February 3, 2009	75
In which our heroes bicker like an old married couple and speculate about Oscar gold.
SModcast 76: The Great One	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	February 17, 2009	76
In which a hero returns from the wild, another hero is discovered, and yet another hero can’t stop bawling.
SModcast 77: Nipple Rot	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	February 23, 2009	77
In which our heroes trudge through the DMZ, examine various creams and elixirs, and rocket into the future.
SModcast 78: For Today’s Elegant Man	Kevin Smith, Bryan Johnson	March 1, 2009	78
In which our heroes bed down with cougars, face that yellow bastard, and conjure a cuckold.
SModcast 79: Paging Doctor Bejerot	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	March 9, 2009	79
In which our heroes shine a light on the past, the future, and the parking lot of a Canadian strip mall.
SModcast 80: R.I.P.	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	March 15, 2009	80
In which the future dies.
SModcast 81: Satan's Dookie	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	March 29, 2009	81
In which our heroes throw their support behind the controversial PreCrime Bureau.
SModcast 82: Sacrilicious!	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 12, 2009	82
In which our heroes go back in time to fight McCarthyism.
SModcast 83: Aquatic Justice	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 19, 2009	83
In which our heroes profile a Legendary Puss-Hole.
SModcast 84: Outbreak!	Kevin Smith, Walt Flanagan and Bryan Johnson	May 3, 2009	84
In which a hero falls to a bug and another hero falls off a moral and societally normal cliff.
SModcast 85: Side Chair	Kevin Smith, Bryan Johnson	May 11, 2009	85
In which we hear big talk from our heroes.
SModcast 86: Hot Coco	Kevin Smith, Bryan Johnson	May 17, 2009	86
In which our heroes wanna live forever and learn how to fly.
SModcast 87: Tapoo	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 31, 2009	87
In which a simple concept slips from our heroes’ grasps.
SModcast 88: 11 Short of 99, The Number of the Great One, Wayne Gretzky, Son of Walter and Phyllis from Brantford, Ontario, Where This Was Recorded Live, Onstage at the Sanderson Centre for the Performing Arts, June 6, 2009, eh?	Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	June 13, 2009	88
In which our heroes’ adventure is shrouded in mystery. (Recorded live on stage at the Sanderson Centre in Brantford, Ontario, Canada. Guests include Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, Malcolm Ingram, Ming Chen, Bryan Johnson, Katie Morgan and Jim Jackman.)
SModcast 89: SMart!	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	June 22, 2009	89
In which our heroes worship false idols and graven images.
SModcast 90: Forgeticus!	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	August 3, 2009	90
In which our heroes apparate into the realms of magic and homoeroticism.
SModcast 91: M.I.P.	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier and Malcolm Ingram	August 10, 2009	91
In which our heroes confuse cinema and enema.
SModcast 92: Flame On!	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier and Malcolm Ingram	August 17, 2009	92
In which our heroes crack Quebec's greatest mystery.
SModcast 93: Alive With Pleasure	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	August 23, 2009	93
In which our heroes spend much of the time doing bad character voices and accents.
SModcast 94: Bar SMitzvah	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 21, 2009	94
In which our heroes discover the Middle East.
SModcast 95: RB 07701	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 4, 2009	95
In which our heroes do it in front of others.
SModcast 96: Take Off That Little Hat and Be Killed!	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 26, 2009	96
In which our heroes turn to the audience for guidance.
SModcast 97: Glazing Amy	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	November 17, 2009
In which our heroes fondly recall that last, good time. Commentary only available on the Chasing Amy Blu-ray Disc.
SModcast 98: JMJ	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier and Ken Plume	November 8, 2009	98
In which the voiceless finally speak.
SModcast 99: The Great One	Kevin Smith, Jennifer Schwalbach	December 7, 2009	99
No, not Him. Her.
SModcast 100: The Yardstick	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 14, 2009	100
In which it’s business as usual.
SModcast 101: Hot for Scott the Sex Astronaut	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	January 4, 2010	101
In which the fabric of time is torn apart by the sexually insatiable.
SModcast 102: SMomcast	Kevin Smith, Grace Smith	January 17, 2010	102
In which M is for the many things she gave me.
SModcast 103: Amazing Grace	Kevin Smith, Grace Smith	January 23, 2010	103
In which a Mother learns the benefits of going green.
SModcast 104: Alpha Male & Beta Boy	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	February 1, 2010	104
In which our heroes paint the fence and sand the floor.
SModcast 105: Love Cats	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	February 7, 2010	105
In which our heroes discover a world so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.
SModcast 106: Go Fuck Yourself, Southwest Airlines	Kevin Smith, Jennifer Schwalbach	February 14, 2010	106
In which, surely, our hero is Too Fat To Fly. And don't call me Shirley.
SModcast 107: Thinicism	Kevin Smith, Natali	February 17, 2010	107
In which Natali tells her SouthWest Airlines story.
SModcast 108: Woof!	Kevin Smith, Malcolm Ingram	February 28, 2010	108
In which our heroes are just waiting on a friend. Live from International Bear Rendezvous 2010.
SModcast 109: The Six Million Dollar Man Meets The Bionic Woman	Kevin Smith, Walt Flanagan and Bryan Johnson	March 8, 2010	109
In which our heroes tell 'em, Steve-Dave and consider thank you card etiquette. Crossover with Tell 'Em Steve Dave!, continued in the episode "An Affair to Forget".
SModcast 110: Pink Limp Moan	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	March 15, 2010	110
In which our heroes secure both a sponsor AND a lover.
SModcast 111: All of Them Witches	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	March 21, 2010	111
In which our heroes ooo-eee, ooo-ah-ah, but still refuse to walla-walla, bing-bang.
SModcast 112: Guybrator	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 12, 2010	112
In which a boy becomes a man.
SModcast 113: Undies Siege	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 19, 2010	113
In which we study the long-term effects of Lady Posters.
SModcast 114: Highlands - A Peephole History, Part 1	Kevin Smith, Walt Flanagan and Bryan Johnson	April 25, 2010	114
First chapter in a sporadic, ongoing SMod sub-series about the fabled New Jersey beach borough, told by her peoples & peepholes.
SModcast 115: Live Nude Cleveland	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 2, 2010	115
Recorded live, in front of people, at Peabody's in Cleveland, April 27, 2010.
SModcast 116: Live Nude York	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 9, 2010	116
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Pullo Center, Penn State, York, PA. April 26, 2010.
SModcast 117: Live Nude Fargo	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 17, 2010	117
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Fargo-Moorhead Community Theatre, Fargo, ND. April 28, 2010.
SModcast #118: You Betzler	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 23, 2010	118
In which our heroes are no longer live, and are coming to get you, Barbara.
Smodcast #119: Convoy Con Carne	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 30, 2010	119
In which our heroes talk trucksteraunts. Also included: Bonus "Gordo", from Live Nude Fargo.
Smodcast #120: Plasticaster	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	June 14, 2010	120
In which our heroes face their end.
Smodcast #121: Live Nude Duluth	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	June 21, 2010	121
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Sacred Heart Music Center, Duluth, MN. April 28, 2010.
Smodcast #122: Live Nude Columbus	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	June 28, 2010	122
Recorded live, in front of people, at Studio 35, Columbus, OH. June 22, 2010.
Smodcast #123: Live Nude Madison	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	July 4, 2010	123
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Majestic Theatre, Madison, WI. June 23, 2010.
Smodcast #124: Schindler's Toybox	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	July 11, 2010	124
In which our heroes catch a Buzz and get a Woody.
Smodcast #125: Live Nude Columbus II	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	July 18, 2010	125
Recorded live, in front of people, at Studio 35, Columbus, OH. June 22, 2010.
Smodcast #126: SMod 'em, Steve-Dave!	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier, Bryan Johnson, Walt Flanagan, Brian Quinn, and Jason Mewes	July 25, 2010	126
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Hollywood Improv, Los Angeles, CA. July 21, 2010.
Smodcast #127: Live Nude Brantford	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	August 1, 2010	127
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Sanderson Centre for the Performing Arts, Brantford, ON. June 5, 2010.
Smodcast #128: SMod 'em, Steve-Dave! 2	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier, Bryan Johnson, Walt Flanagan, and Brian Quinn	August 8, 2010	128
Recorded live, in front of people, at Studio 35, Columbus, OH. July 31, 2010.
Smodcast #129: Live Nude Cleveland 2	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	August 15, 2010	129
Recorded live, in front of people, at Peabody's in Cleveland, April 27, 2010, 9PM.
Smodcast #130: RawStralia	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	August 22, 2010	130
In which our heroes Waltz Matilda.
Smodcast #131: Limmortality	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	August 29, 2010	131
In which our heroes denounce the bears.
Smodcast #132: Batmensch	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 5, 2010	132
In which our heroes let the bed bugs bite.
Smodcast #133: Lanny McDonald	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 13, 2010	133
In which no books are burned.
Smodcast #134: Clerk	Kevin Smith, Jeff Anderson	September 15, 2010	134
Live from SModcastle, it's SModcast 3D! With guest-host JEFF ANDERSON!
Smodcast #135: Mos Chuisle	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 19, 2010	135
In which our heroes experiment with the sweet science. SModcast 3D recorded live, in front of people, at SModcastle, Hollywood, California.
Smodcast #136: Smirius	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 25, 2010	136
Available exclusively (for 1 year) only at XM 202, Sirius 197.
Smodcast #137: Live Nude San Francisco	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 26, 2010	137
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Vogue Theater, San Francisco, CA May 2, 2010. (NOTE: This recording was saved by Declan Quinn. The original sound file was severely corrupted; Declan's diligence did a Lazarus on it.)
Smodcast #138: Live Nude Billings	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 3, 2010	138
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Babcock Theater, Billings, MT. April 30, 2010.
Smodcast #139: SMod 3D Double Platinum	Part 1: Kevin Smith, Grace Smith Part 2: Kevin Smith Scott Mosier	October 10, 2010	139
SIDE ONE: SMothered. An episode of SModcast 3D, recorded live, in front of people, at SModcastle - Hollywood, CA. 10/9/10. SIDE TWO: Snow Day. Another episode of SModcast 3D, recorded live, in front of people, at SModcastle - Hollywood, CA. 9/19/10.
Smodcast #140: Live Nude San Francisco II	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 17, 2010	140
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Vogue Theater, San Francisco, CA. May 2, 2010. (NOTE: This recording was saved by Declan Quinn. The original sound file was severely corrupted; Declan's diligence did a Lazarus on it.)
Smodcast #141: Pink Goth	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 24, 2010	141
In which our heroes are revealed as weak with cunning linguists.
Smodcast #142: Live Nude Fargo 2	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 25, 2010	142
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Fargo-Moorhead Community Theatre, Fargo, ND. April 29, 2010. Available exclusively (for 1 year) only at XM 202, Sirius 197.
Smodcast #143: Morrow's Sorrow	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 31, 2010	143
In which our heroes forget the live audience aspect for a 20 minute stretch.
Smodcast #144: Dance 10, Looks 3	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	November 7, 2010	144
In which our heroes go on a pseudo-sexual adventure through medieval barbarian boobs.
Smodcast #145: Twin Pines Mallrats	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	November 14, 2010	145
In which our heroes go back to the future.
Smodcast #146: Take America Across Your Chest	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	November 21, 2010	146
In which our heroes come to terms with extraterrestrial Connecticut squatters.
Smodcast #147: A Belly Full of Spells	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	November 28, 2010	147
In which our heroes practice Present Bias while slinging SMoffee.
Smodcast #148: Live Nude Philly	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 5, 2010	148
In which our heroes find a Wife and lose a Father.
Smodcast #149: Harry Scotter & The Hefty Swallow, Part 1	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 19, 2010	149
In which our heroes catch the last train to Hogwarts.
Smodcast #150: Harry Scotter & The Hefty Swallow, Part 2	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 26, 2010	150
In which our heroes meet Melf (aka Sugartits, the antisemitic house elf).
Smodcast #151: When We Were Very Young	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	January 9, 2011	151
Deep in the SModcast Network wood, where Kev & Scott Mosier play, You'll find the enchanted neighborhood, of Kevin Smith's childhood days.
Smodcast #152: That Chick Julie, She's Truly Dazzling	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	January 16, 2011	152
In which our heroes get gagged with spoons.
Smodcast #153: Live Nude Las Cruces	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	January 23, 2011	153
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Allen Cineport 10, Las Cruces, NM. July 27, 2010. (NOTE: This recording was saved by Declan Quinn. The original sound file was severely corrupted; Declan's diligence did a Lazarus on it.)
Smodcast #154: SMundance	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	February 2, 2011	154
In which our heroes jump-start their mojos.
Smodcast #155: Live Nude Dallas	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	February 6, 2011	155
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Granada Theater, Dallas, Texas. July 28, 2010.
Smodcast #156: The Lost Tribe Of The Caine-inites	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	February 13, 2011	156
In which our heroes go native.
Smodcast #157: The SMisland	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	February 20, 2011	157
In which "Nutwork" doesn't cut it.
Smodcast #158: S.I.R.? Yes, S.I.R!	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	February 27, 2011	158
In which a podcast becomes a radio station.
Smodcast #159: #SMoscars	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	March 06, 2011	159
Popular. They wanna be pop-u-lar.
Smodcast #160: In Convenience	Kevin Smith	March 13, 2011	160
In which we're not even supposed to be here today.
Smodcast #161: SMod-3D @TheWarfield	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	March 20, 2011	161
In which our heroes did it live, in front of people, in San Francisco, 3/19/11.
Smodcast #162: A Very SModcast Special: Tell 'Em It's Your Birthday, Steve-Dave!	Kevin Smith, Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan	March 27, 2011	162
Bry & Walt reflect on their first year as digital broadcasters.
Smodcast #163: SMod-3D @HardRockLiveORL	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 3, 2011	163
In which our heroes did it live, in front of people, in Orlando, 3/30/11.
Smodcast #164: SMod-3D @CLMusicHall	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 10, 2011	164
In which our heroes did it live, in front of people, at the Carnegie Library Music Hall in Munhall, Pennsylvania, 4/1/11.
Smodcast #165: Live Nude ComiCon	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 17, 2011	165
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Etnies Clerks sneakers launch party at the San Diego Comic-Con, San Diego, CA, July 23, 2010. (NOTE: This recording was saved by Declan Quinn. The original sound file was severely corrupted; Declan's diligence did a Lazarus on it.)
Smodcast #166: Bittersweet Symphony	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	April 24, 2011	166
In which both SModcastle and The Lovitz lose their maidenheads to dual debuts of SModcast 3D. Bring lots of lube: it's two shows in one!
Smodcast #167: SMod-3D @ Ulster UPAC	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 1, 2011	167
In which our heroes do it live, in front of people, at the Ulster Performing Arts Center in Kingston, New York, 4/30/11.
Smodcast #168: SMod-3D @TheKansasCityMidland	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 8, 2011	168
In which our heroes do it live, in front of people, at The Midland in Kansas City, Missouri, 5/2/11.
Smodcast #169: SMod-3D @PabstTheater	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 15, 2011	169
In which our heroes do it live, in front of people, at The Pabst Theater in Milwaukee, Wisconsin 5/3/11.
Smodcast #170: SMod-3D @HarrisTheater	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 22, 2011	170
In which our heroes do it live, in front of people, at The Harris Theater in Chicago, Illinois 5/4/11.
Smodcast #171: Live Nude Tempe	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	May 29, 2011	171
In which our heroes do it live, in front of people, at The Improv in Tempe, Arizona 7/26/10.
Smodcast #172: The Male You Nail	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	June 5, 2011	172
In which our heroes wade into the stream.
Smodcast #173: SModLovitz3D	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	June 19, 2011	173
In which our heroes ask the big questions about life, being, and the Potterverse.
Smodcast #174: Harleywood	Kevin Smith, Jennifer Schwalbach, Harley Quinn Smith	June 26, 2011	174
Guest Host Harley Quinn celebrates her 12th birthday.
Smodcast #175: The Cliffhanger and the Spliffhanger	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	July 3, 2011	175
In which our heroes learn there ain't no mountain high enough.
Smodcast #176: SModcastle Drops the Portcullis	Kevin Smith, Matt Cohen	July 10, 2011	176
In which a Viking Funeral becomes and Irish Wake. The last show ever recorded at Smodcastle, June 29, 2011. (Warning: SModcast Final Night is a teary, blubbery affair. Ladies: if grown men crying turns you off, do not listen.)
Smodcast #177: Mosier Needs Closure	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	July 17, 2011	177
In which every sperm is sacred.
Smodcast #178: Hall Rats	Kevin Smith	July 24, 2011	178
The San Diego ComicCon Hall QandA. In which 6500 people laugh at (and sometimes with) a fat guy. Recorded on Saturday, July 23, 2011.
Smodcast #179: SModcast 3D At The Montreal Just For Laughs Fest	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	July 31, 2011	179
In which our heroes do it live, in front of people, at the Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal, Quebec, 7/28/11.
Smodcast #180: Harry Scotter Deftly Swallows, Part 2	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	August 7, 2011	180
In which our heroes learn that friendship is the greatest magic of all.
Smodcast #181: Rise of the Planet of the Bears	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	August 21, 2011	181
In which our heroes swear off honey forever.
Smodcast #182: The Doorway to Norway	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 4, 2011	182
In which our heroes speak for the trees.
Smodcast #183: Live Nude Houston	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 11, 2011	183
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Alamo Drafthouse, Houston, TX, July 29, 2010.
Smodcast #184: Johnny Appleweed	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 18, 2011	184
In which our heroes search for heroes.
Smodcast #185: The Crimson And The Crow	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	September 25, 2011	185
In which our heroes lean heavily on Wikipedia.
Smodcast #186: Scotty Got Fingered	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 2, 2011	186
In which our heroes withdraw from an opiate of the masses.
Smodcast #187: SModcast 3D - The SMittle River Band	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 16, 2011	187
In which our heroes start Reminiscing. Recorded at SModcastle, 10/15/2010.
Smodcast #188: Mitch Mayan	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 23, 2011	188
In which our heroes spin the end of all things.
Smodcast #189: SModcast 1989	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	October 30, 2011	189
In which our heroes go wayback. (First post-Prima-Nocta SModcast 3D, recorded live at SModcastle, 8/13/2010)
Smodcast #190: The SMuppet Show	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	November 6, 2011	190
In which our heroes yearn to be felt. Recorded Live at SModcastle, 8/20/2010.
Smodcast #191: Fat Cop Wanna Come	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	November 20, 2011	191
In which our heroes see about invisibility.
Smodcast #192: Meta-Benji	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	November 27, 2011	192
In which our heroes go to Camp.
Smodcast #193: Mystery Stick	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 4, 2011	193
In which our heroes fix a Gizmo.
Smodcast #194: Live Nude Madison 2	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 11, 2011	194
In which our heroes are banished to Wisconsin. Recorded live, in front of people, at the Majestic Theatre, Madison, WI. June 23, 2010.
Smodcast #195: Eh Bortion	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	December 20, 2011	195
In which our heroes sing with Bing on Christmas.
Smodcast #196: It’s All Gute	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	January 1, 2012	196
In which our heroes start 2012 keeping an eye on the Mayans.
Smodcast #197: Cosmic Cow	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	January 8, 2012	197
In which our heroes get too close for comfort.
Smodcast #198: Black Batman Begins	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	January 23, 2012	198
In which things get out of Han.
Smodcast #199: Mosier Rolls Over	Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier	January 31, 2012	199
In which our heroes do it in front of people at SketchFest in San Francisco. Recorded live at Cobb's Comedy Club, 1/29/12.