User:Averross

Averross

Yo, Averross here. None of these userboxes are shameless lies. Nope. No-siree. If you want "real" information about me. You'll have to find me yourself. Of course, I won't talk. You'd have to send an agent back in time to ask the questions, but you'll need a password. In other words, there's not much chance of you finding much about me. Ever. However, I am involved in a few game development projects (that I'll probably never get around to doing) such as Escape From Neverland Ranch, The Ambiguously Gay Duo, The Ultimate Showdown, Vice City Ransom, and a few others. It is also my firm belief that the National Anthem should be replaced with the theme song to Team America: World Police. My main goal is to enslave all humans on the earth... then blow them up. If you join me, you will not be enslaved or blown up. You will also be entered into a raffle to be the one to press the Big Red Button! After I'm done, I think I'll use the radiation to get powers and become a super hero. That'll be awesome. Please show your support by sending talismans of power and a whole lot of concrete fencing. Barnstars also help.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Video games.

This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

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MTADThis user is a member of the Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgments About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are in Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They Are Deletionists.

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.

• It's really pretty simple:
• → Remain neutral ←
• → Don't be a dick ←
• → Ignore all rules←

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ノートThis user has a Death Note and writes in it constantly.

goon	This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.

MisanthropistThis user is a misanthropist.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

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This user is an intermediate gamer.

This user is addicted to video games.

DPThis user is a Kanto Desert mercenary

ESThis user is a loyal member of ACROSS

♂This contributor to Wikipedia is male.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user is pro-cannabis.

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This user knows Bush is an idiot and liar, but it won't show on any other posts.

+This user enjoys playing retro games.

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This user plays on Xbox Live with the gamertag Averross.

fan-2This user loves the computer or video game Fable.

This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.

nonThis user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!

This user is a pyromaniac.

Things That Rock (Video Games)

• Simcity and its sequels
• Knights of the Old Republic I & II
• Super Mario Bros. 3
• Halo I & II
• Fable
• Final Fantasy VII
• Getting an Ultimate Fatality
• The Legend of Zelda, Specifically Link to the Past and Ocarina of Time
• Xbox Live and Online Play
• Seeing someone beg for money in an MMO and donate happily and watch their character flourish. Just kidding, I give those leeches items that take away what little gold they do have like Meat Vortexes. The lesson: work for success in games like everyone else had to, but this lesson by no means applies to real life.
• God of War I &II

Things That Suck (Video Games)

• Red Ninja
• Legacy of Kain: Defiance
• RuneScape
• People that think RuneScape is pronounced "Rune Escape" or worse, "Run Escape."
• Douchebag teammates that kill you when you have the flag just so they get credit for capturing it.
• Kids with really screechy voices. Worse, ones that curse to seem mature.
• When I don't know where the rocket launcher spawn is and people start flaming and saying "Geez, did you just get this game or something?"
• Grabbing the flag and going down an alternate route back to the base that takes longer, but also means less enemies, then getting flamed, then everyone on my team quitting.
• Desperate movie tie-ins. Did I forget Any?
• Moronic tycoon games that mooch off the success of good games like Roller Coaster Tycoon and Zoo Tycoon.
• Having Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within come out and fiercely defending it from the criticisms of non-gamers who don't know how great the series is and then seeing it only to realize that they were right. Dear God, what have I done?

Things That Rock (Anime & Manga)

• Excel Saga
• Hellsing
• Desert Punk
• FLCL
• Nabeshin
• Directors that do not feel that their creativity should ever be restrained in any way
• Invader Zim
• Megas XLR
• Death Note

Things That Suck (Anime & Manga)

• 4Kids
• Sailor Moon (It's only good if you're really, really stoned)
• Fan Fiction
• Dumbasses who think that cartoons "are for little kids" regardless of content and how stupid I am for not trashing my anime collection.

People That Are Really Awesome and Will Undoubtedly be in a Fighting Game That I Make Some Day

• Master Chief
• Solid Snake
• Big Boss
• Kevin Smith
• Darth Revan
• Alucard
• Ryu
• Doomguy
• Jesus
• Samuel L. Jackson
• Every Member of Nirvana
• Anakin Skywalker (with the power of being a whiny bitch)
• Bruce Campbell

People That Really Suck and Will Never Board My Ship to Mars When Earth is Crumbling in on Itself

• Paris Hilton
• Alfred R. Kahn
• George W. Bush
• Jack Thompson

∞This user is an ageless immortal.

SC3KThis user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.

SC4	This user's city is much better than Defacto's.

KotORThis user plays Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

This user plays the Halo series.

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🧠This user drank his fill of the future in Punchbowl.

This user wants Master Chief playable in a future installment of the Super Smash Bros. series, not necessarily the upcoming installment.

This user wants Darth Revan playable in a future installment of the Super Smash Bros. series, not necessarily the upcoming installment.

An Adventurer is this User.

SCThis user plays StarCraft.

This user is a modder.

This user has flown in simulated combat.

D&D	This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

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This user is a BunniesFromHell Overlord [1]

This user lives in
the United States Commonwealth of Kentucky.

AYB	All Your Base Are Belong To This User!

Spy- 0This user sucks at being a Spy

Argus- 2This user isn't bad at being a Mercenary

Kotor IIIThis user grows impatient for Kotor III news.

JackThis user is anti-Jack.

fan-3This user thinks that Kotor is the best video game series ever established.

*_*This user loves anime.

^^This user is a moderate fan of manga.

nin-3This user is a Jōnin.

BoboboThis user has the power of the Fist of the Nose Hair.

This user is a Space Cowboy.

FMAThis user believes in The Law of Equivalent Exchange.

TRIGUNThis user wants their $$60 billion.

HThis user is a member of the Hellsing Organization.

rvb	This user is a Red vs. Blue fanatic.

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

Clerks IIThis user believes that there is only one trilogy and one "Return"!

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

MIThis user knows all the Monkey Island Insults by heart!

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan.

This user actually liked The Phantom Menace.

This user wishes they owned an
AT-AT.

This user is a Jedi.

This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.

¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

This user is a Monty Python fan.

BAMFThis user is one BAMF among many

ClerksThis user believes nothing can kill the Grimace.

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This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.

ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!

ChefThis user misses Chef!

This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!

This user owns planet Earth.

CGThis user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."

ASThis user has Asperger syndrome.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user is a pirate. Arr, matey.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user needs more cowbell.

This user eats candy corn.

This user eats cookies.

C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user plays the guitar.

This user enjoys rock music.

G&R	This user welcomes you to the jungle.

'	This user's gotta keep em' separated.

LedThis user is buying a Stairway to Heaven.

300Tonight this user dines in hell!

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