Zero Punctuation
Zero Punctuation is a weekly video-review column by Ben Croshaw produced for The Escapist. The series initially started after Croshaw produced two reviews for Fable: The Lost Chapters and The Darkness and uploaded them on YouTube, after which The Escapist contacted him and offered him a contract.[1] Reviews are released every Wednesday, and every week's review is previewed on G4's X-Play the Tuesday before.
The reviews became vastly popular, leading to a four hundred percent increase in the Escapist's traffic.[2]
In these videos, Croshaw usually reviews a recent game or games, using his rapid-fire speech delivery (which gave the name for the column, although he claims the fast talking was "by accident"[1]), analogously followed by a minimalistic cartoon mirroring what has been said. The videos are typically around 4 minutes of length, and formerly featured two commercial songs at the start and at the end, usually lyrically relating to the game context (although sometimes only tangentially), and the end credits often feature humorous notes about how Croshaw's reviews can anger the viewer. A recurring character in the videos is a small imp-like character (who also appears in one of the Zero Punctuation logos), usually playing various supporting roles as either the antagonist or the sidekick.
Critical style
Croshaw, more often than not, provides highly critical reviews of games, usually focusing on a game's obvious faults and comparing them to praised older titles. His reviews are frequently hostile to high-profile releases such as Halo 3, Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Metal Gear Solid 4, and he occasionally states that he expects provoked e-mails from the series' more devoted fans (at one point devoting an entire episode to responding the irate fan mail from SSBB). He also attacks certain genres of games such as JRPGs, fighting games, and MMORPGs (pronouncing it "Mumorpuger"), and regularly criticizes Nintendo for continually remaking its old franchises.
The reviews are not universally negative though, as he praised games such as Painkiller and Psychonauts and said at one point he "couldn't think of any criticism" for Portal. [3], and even in negative reviews such as the one for Haze, he noted a few positive aspects. In fact, Croshaw started his review of BioShock by acknowledging that it was "despite all the bad things I'm about to say, it's still probably one of the best games of the year", but spent the rest of the review harshly criticizing it - he explained this by saying "no one likes it when I'm being nice to a game" (referring to his positive review of Psychonauts)[4], while previously noting that "I know it's not very funny to love a game" for Portal . He also states that "The console wars are all ultimately futile, as the best game ever, Fantasy World Dizzy for the Commodore 64, has already been made." Croshaw himself stated at an ACMI Game On panel on July 10th, 2008 that he was half-serious but noted that nostalgia may have been a factor.
During many occasions, Croshaw has asserted that he considers video game design as an art form, and often points out that he focuses on the gameplay itself instead of the visual assets. (A notable exception being Crysis, where he momentarily praised the graphics, but also noted that the game engine is unexploited.)
Special episodes
There have been a few exceptions to the review centering around a video game:
- One episode featured a rundown on the seventh generation of gaming consoles
- One episode was a selection of short toons created for the GDC and recently, one episode featured a "showdown" of various emails Croshaw received after the less-than-flattering review of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
- One episode was a review of webcomics, taking several stabs at Ctrl+Alt+Del (a webcomic he claims to have a personal hatred of, having previously called it "the Rubbish King, sitting proudly on a throne of rotting meat"[1] and stating outright "I fucking hate Ctrl+Alt+Del"[5], later noting that "I look at CAD and I see a lot of misdirected potential"[6]).
Some episodes featured hidden shorts at the end:
- The episode about The Witcher had a short profanity-laden conversation made with Painkiller
- The episode about Sim City Societies had a short created with Garry's Mod using maps and character models from Team Fortress 2.
- The Lego Indy episode featured a "review" of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, where a seemingly bored Yahtzee proceeds to mutely make face and hand gestures, ending the review with flipping the viewer off. At the conclusion of the following week's review, Alone in the Dark, Yahtzee provides captions for the gestures.
List of episodes
In addition, Croshaw also created two episodes before joining Escapist Magazine:
| Date | Game Reviewed | Platform | Genre | Intro Song | Closing Song |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29/07/07 | Fable: the Lost Chapters | PC | Action RPG | "Götterdämmerung" - Richard Wagner | "Heart Full of Black" - Burning Brides |
| 24/07/07 | The Darkness demo | PS3 | FPS | "Superstition" - Stevie Wonder | "Section 12 (Hold Me Now)" - The Polyphonic Spree |
References
- ^ a b c PressSpotting: Ramblin' with Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw
- ^ "Zero Punctuation Equals Millions of Views". NewTeeVee. Retrieved 2008-02-07.
- ^ "Zero Punctuation Orange Box review". Retrieved 2007-12-25.
- ^ "Zero Punctuation Psychonauts review". Retrieved 2008-4-01.
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