Wikipedia:Deleted articles with freaky titles

This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous.
Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

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Strange titles are rarely added to Wikipedia under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally Wikipedians lose their minds (especially on April Fool's Day) and if their posts are good they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom. As with other "silly things", often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us under the GFDL.

Unlike bad jokes and other deleted nonsense, however, some of these article names were made for good reasons, on real topics that the writers thought might be useful for Wikipedia. That doesn't always mean that – out of context – the title will be any the less ridiculous-sounding.

If you find an article with a strange title up for deletion at WP:AFD, consider this page. If you do add it to the list, simply put it in its correct alphabetical place. Please don't link it – it'll only encourage them. With any luck it should be a redlink anyway, although one or two of those listed now act as redirects to more sensible titles.

As to this page's title, consider it a mild addition to the collection of "freaky" titles – the real reason for it was just so that it abbreviates to DAFT. Bewildering titles, bizarre titles, and surreal titles – all are equally fair game.

Notes for adding titles to this page

A small note of explanation is OK, but please do not sign it - this isn't a talk page.
This is for articles that really existed on Wikipedia which have been deleted – provide proof of the deletion if you can, generally in the form of an XFD discussion page (AFD debates can be quite humorous themselves) or deletion log entry (for articles deleted before December 2004; see also the Wikipedia:Deletion log or Wikipedia:Old deletion log).
Don't stuff beans up your nose. Do not wikilink article titles.
Don't glorify vandalism. If an article title was clearly and unquestionably the work of a vandal, or was speedy deleted as a G3 or G10, it's better off forgotten.
Don't notify police on the fires you set. In other words, making something that would be DAFT, then getting it deleted, then reporting it here, is hands-down idiotic. We're assuming an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters are out there making article names with the hopes that, if one of them is DAFT enough, a user will find it and put it here. Let the chips fall where they may; don't dump them on the floor.

Titles

Special characters

☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼ [1]
Was a redirect to Sun.
ꜛꜜ‿ [2]
[3]
Was a redirect to Eggplant. The character, with code U+E34A, is from Unicode's Private Use Area block; it displays on iOS devices.
(see list of episodes)[4]
"Creole be on ya!" [5]
"Sa paglipas ng panahon, may mga makikilala tayo na magiging parte ng buhay natin gustuhin man natin o hindi: Gustuhin man nila o hindi: Alam man natin o hindi: Alam man nila o hindi." [6]
Which is Filipino for: 'in time, we will meet people who will become a part of our life whether we like it or not; whether they like it or not; whether we know it or not; whether they know it or not."
"Stay in Bed" technique [7]
"u nyun" [8]

0–9

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 [9]
The content of this article contained some text saying that there are 100 zeroes after the one. However, there are only 99!
14-15-20-8-9-14-7 [10]
If you replace each number with its corresponding letter of the alphabet (for example, replacing 14 with the 14th letter, which is N), you get the word "nothing".
1933 in video gaming [11]
22.86 Centimetre Nails [12]
Redirect to Nine Inch Nails. Trent Reznor is not likely to go metric any time soon.
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117068 [13]
Deleted several times; see this deletion discussion for one example. Was apparently a redirect to Pi.
4 8 15 16 23 42 [14]
Now a redirect to Mythology of Lost.
474 things to do when you're bored [15]
Article consisted of 473 things to do when you're bored.
4 men In A Closet [16]

A

AAAAAAAAA! [17]
Uncyclopedia featured it twice.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [18]
A better Wikipedia ^[1]
Add new artical [19]
Aeroneurophycosis [20]
"in which the sufferer developes a sexual atraction to aircraft"
A Guy Named Joe ^[1]
AidepikiW [21]
Allah-Kitten controversy [22]
All Hail The Yeti [23]
An article that contains nothing but a full stop [24]
And where do the horses do their business? ^[2]
Angry donkey [25]
An old dude who lives in Central America. [26]
Ant Tantrum [27]
Apeism : Ape worship and the history of Apeism [28]
Aqua-hoochie [29]
Are there levels in dance? [30]
Arm hair fetishism [31]
Article Name Afro-Argentinians-YES THEY EXIST! [32]
The legitimate article on this topic is at Afro Argentine.
Article on Katy Perry in French to be continued [33]
Article writting [34]
Assassins of the 1400 [35]
Asylum leftovers [36]
Atoms in Bulgaria [37]
Attack of the fifty foot Hitler [38]
Awesomebootsybear [39]
Awesome Fest [40]

B

B Collision or (B is for Banjo), or (B Sides), or (Bill), or Perhaps More Accurately (... the Eschatology of Bluegrass) [41]
Baby born with penis on its back [42]
Bacon armageddon [43]
Bad B*tch Club [44]
So bad they couldn't bring themselves to spell it out
Bahá'í humor [45]
Commemorated at BJAODN.
Ballad of Saddam Hussein [46]
Baltimore phenomenon with maps [47]
Bary, bay, and bom [48]
Bazooka Folding bikes [49]
Beaster Da Man [50]
Be like neji [51]
Beans for books [52]
Bearatross [53]
Beefstache [54]
"a rather grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it"
Beer belly causes [55]
Beer tac toe [56]
Beezleboss [57]
Being saddled with a bad husband [58]
The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity [59]
Was a redirect to Christianity.
Ben Harrison: There was a problem with your search. This is probably temporary; try again in a few moments, or you can search Wikipedia through an external search service: [60])
Yes, that was the article's title.
Benny go home [61]
Best bibs ever [62]
BEWARE THE GREEN MONKEY [63]
Bewildergoose [64]
Bicyclescope ^[2]
Big Baby Gandhi [65]
Big bad sex words [66]
Big Cookie Wendsday [67]
Big Fucking Sandwich [68]
Big Headed Destruction [69]
Birth defects considered snazzy by the FDA [70]
Blastiest [71]
Blazing Angels: Squadrons of WWII mission five walkthrews for wii [72]
Bob Bobbert Bobson [73]
Bob Dole Memorial Ocean [74]
Was a redirect to Pacific Ocean.
Boofsticks [75]
Boomness [76]
Boris the talking puffin [77]
Bounceology [78]
Box month [79]
Brick monster [80]
Briefsism [81]
Bring your Pez dispenser to work day [82]
BrliÄ‡-MaÅ¾uraniÄ‡ ^[1]
This was probably a mangled version of the name of the Croatian author Ivana Brlić-Mažuranić. When the article was created, Wikipedia used the ISO 8859-1 character encoding, which does not contain the special characters in her name.
BryceSorryAndConfusedHarrington ^[1]
Buddha Machine [83]
Also check out the original title, Jukebox buddha. [84]
Bukkacracy [85]
Burying your Brother In The Pavement [86]
Butt munchers [87]
BUTts up league [88]
Buying Chocolate ^[3]

C

Cake cannon [89]
Call this a cry for help [90]
Camosexual [91]
"one who is sexually stimulated by camoflage [sic] patterns in such a large manner that it directly interfears [sic] in ones everyday life"
Can someone send me a shiny pokemon on gts for pokemon platinum [92]
See also: Can someone send me a shiny pokemon over gts [93]
Cancer takes [94]
Canuckistani Soviet Socialist Republic [95]
Was a redirect to Canada.
Carowhina [96]
Catfire [97]
Cathode Ray Tube Beef Curry [98]
Caught in the Act of Not Being Awesome [99]
Cell Phones And Drunk Driving [100]
Charlie the drunk guinea pig [101]
Charlie's sister [102]
Cheesecheesecheese [103]
Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs [104]
Chicken-Neck Party [105]
Chocolate bar and the moon [106]
Christian Wrestling Federation [107]
Chucking loads of elaphant poo at people [108]
Church of Sonic the Hedgehog [109]
Circles Appearing Randomly on Shirts [110]
Clackamas baby killers [111]
Clarity shops [112]
CNBC anchors who have never held even a moderately high position in the financial field [113]
Collapse of the United States [114]
Colour Me Stupid [115]
Comfy Lounge (University of Waterloo) [116]
Concrete cleaning [117]
Confederate States Air Force [118]
The Confederate States of America ceased to exist in 1865. Not to be confused with the Confederate Air Force, the former name of the Commemorative Air Force. Later recreated for the fictional alternate history entity.
Constitutional Chair [119]
Cookies that talk and drive cars into lakes and don't listen to their mothers because they don't care [120]
Cool Beans FC [121]
Coolest person in the world [122]
Cornography [123]
…"filming, or watching, two stalks of corn mating. Though this isnt possible, it is still asum."
Cow cuddling [124]
Create a wikipedia [125]
Create your own page [126]
... but create it somewhere else.
Creator of Popcorn [127]
Crispy chicken [128]
Crust of the Andes [129]
©™® [130]
Cure for fangirlism [131]

D

Daily Tortilla Intake [200]
Dating Rules From My Future Self [201]
Dead prostitutes in popular culture [202]
What could be more encyclopedic than an exploration of the dead hooker plot device?
Death Jazz Piss Funk [203]
Death of a shoe horn in Mexico with a cat [204]
Debated questions regarding the procreation and existence of certain Narnian creatures. [205]
Defender of the supermart [206]
Which is actually a series found on albinoblacksheep.
Delete this [207]
You got it!
Depressive Avio-porcine Respiratory Terrorism Syndrome (DARTS) [208]
Diarrhea of a genius [209]
Did velociraptor travel through space [210]
Diet Coke + Mentos = Kaboom [211]
Differences between Huaxia and barbarians [212]
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding [213]
Discussion on business models and organizational charters applicable to large free wikis ^[1]
Disney FBI Warnings [214]
Do scented candles burn faster than unscented candles [215]
Does not link to hitler [216]
Dog Fart Neutralizing Thong [217]
DON QUIXOTE, EL DONKEY, EL DINERO. READ THE NOVEL OF NARFARD FLARP TODAY RAWR GBS4L ^[1]
Don't Move Your Panda [218]
Donkey Razor Abridged [219]
Doooood [220]
Dotcrunk [221]
Double-blind FROG [222]
Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice [223]
Which is actually an Uncyclopedia article.
Dumpster mummy [224]
Dr. Octagonpus [225]
Dr Hudson's Speed Thinking [226]
DRIP IRELAND [227]
Drugbunny [228]
Drug delivery systems to human doggy creatures [229]
Drunken Lizard Games [230]
Dying with your pants off [231]

E

Earthquakes will the weight of a city affect earthquake size. [232]
Eat Dubai [233]
Eat Your Parents [234]
Editing Wikipedia commentary/Would Larry and Cunc just drop it please ^[1]
Editing Wikipedia while drunk [235] ^[3]
Not to be confused with Wikipedia:Editing Under the Influence.
El Bastard Comes To Town [236]
Elephant Thursday [237]
Elephant (wikipedia article) [238]
Elvis Presley's favourite books [239]
Deleted owing to pressing BLP concerns.
Emily's Famous Nacho Recipe [240]
En, Wikipedia [241]
English article for compatison [242]
Equine and canine news [243]
Erotically shaped plants [244]
Eskimos on horses [245]
Everyone has to like cheese or else i will kill them in their sleep and they wil die [246]
Everything (everything) [247]
EVIL! [248]
Was a redirect to Britannia.
Evil trees [249]
Evil Tutorial [250]
Explain fractions by ethan darrin [251]
Extreme accounting [252]
... competitors are required to add and divide six-digit tax figures while climbing a 60000 foot mountain.

F

Fake articles and entries in dictionaries, encyclopedias, and other reference books, lists, and directories as well as fictitious places, streets or other intentionally fake insertions in maps [253][254]

Was a redirect to fictitious entry.

Fake Fake [255]
Famous watermelons [256]
Farting in Ireland [257]
Fartsniffing Anklebiting Anteater Spawn [258]
Fat naked lady [259]
Fatty fatty boom boom [260]
Fattymcjiggletits [261]
Feeling like you do not fit in [262]
Fish repairs [263]
Five clicks to jesus [264]
Five pound electron [265]
Five stolen dollars [266]
Flying Bigfoot of Florida[267]
Flying humanoids [268]
Fork Knifing With Crunchy Tape [269]
Fossil fuel for reciprocating piston engines equipped with spark plugs[270]
...You know, the stuff that powers your car. ~~Gasoline~~ -- err, ~~petrol~~ -- no, gasoline . . . ack, just forget about it.
Found black colored wood (black throughout) on a beach in all sizes and shapes. When you cut it in half, the center is very hard, rock like, almost petrified. What type of wood is this and how did it get these characteristics? [271]
Frankenstein: Personal & Individually Interpretation [272]
Fried Dynamite [273]
Which was actually once a Cartoon Network programming block
Friends are good.(somtimes) [274]
Frozen doberman [275]
Fumigation of Exorcism ^[1]
Funny eirik [276]
Funny MPAA rating reasons [277]
Fun with Poop [278]

Files

File:COW seal!!!.jpeg [279]
File:Singh Rashmi's book The Fallen Love release at WORLD BOOK FAIR 2012 PUBLISHED BY PIGEON BOOKS NEW DELHI.jpg [280]
See also: File:Singh Rashmi's Book Launch of Love's Journey at gymkana club Faridabad.jpg [281]

G

Gaping anus [282]
Garfield Comic Strips in Spanish [283]
Garlic eating men in Manhattan [284]
Gas Logs - How To Place Gas Logs In A Fireplace [285]
Gaurav Jain A Young Enterpruner in India [286]
One wonders what it is like to enter prunes in India.
Gay seahorses [287]
General Pissedness Factor (GPF) [288]
Genetically modified foodz [289]
Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) [290]
Give me your bank account details [291]
The page content was a picture of a fruit pudding.
Goatspeed [292]
GoatSurfing [293]
Goat tongue [294]
God of the gays [295]
Goths, the Man-Penguins [296]
Gotta Believe In Pumpkins [297]
Gnomeology [298]
Graduates who cannot read their diplomas [299]
Grandfather's Brother Paradox [300]
Grand Unified Theory of Delivered Pizza [301]
Grape Digging Sharon Fruits [302]
Grape stomp lady [303]
Great pony famine [304]
Guide to: Blowing Your Nose & Getting Dressed [305]
GUY WHO NEVER EXISTED [306]

H

Half Naked Crew [307]
Hamburgerology [308]
Happy Plugs [309]
Hat Putato [310]
He bowls to the left, He bowls to the right, That Mitchell Johnson, His bowling is shite [311]
Which was a popular taunt of cricket fans.
He declared his faith in Islam in the English city of Manchester, in an Islamic center dedicated to propagating the Islamic religion and the teachings of the Ahlul-Bayt in Jun 2012 [312]
See Philippe Senderos.
Hell energy drink [313]
Hepatoprotective activity of tribulus terrestris ON RAT [314]
Here is a description of bead making from a visit to the Miyuki bead factory in Japan. ^[1]
Higle pigle monster mash [315]
Hillbillly engineering [316]
Hi money [317]
Hippie in a can [318]
Hippy-dippy religious bullshit ^[1]
Holden Caulfield (car) [319]
Homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck [320]
Content has now been merged into Non-human animal sexual behavior and Necrophilia.
Honey, We Disemboweled Grandma [321]
Hoonie Fonque Wonque [322]
Hottest man in the world!! [323]
Hovering umlaut theory [324]
How can I write an article in wikipedia [325]
How is ben stein influential america [326]
How old are cars? [327]
How the prequels should have went [328]
How to be anorexic [329]
HOW TO CREATE A WILKIPEDIA ATREICLE [330]
How to deal with the unpinned knight! [331]
How to eat a coconut [332]
How to Eat a Scorpion While it is Mating [333]
How to gain balls and be able to not freeze when the only open spot on the bus is next to a really really cute asian guy [334]
Redirect to Nike, Inc.
How to get high [335]
How to Have Sex in Texas [336]
How to stop a hurricane [337]
HRH Prince Pinadu, Duke of the Holy Roman Empire, Knight of Rizal [338]
Http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Sandbox&action=edit&section=new [339]
Yes, this was the title of the article.
Humanefant [340]
"a hypothetical elephant/human hybrid. See also "the humanbit (also known as the rabbahu or manumit)". You can probably guess where the author was going with that one.
Humin penis [341]
Hurricane Kuku BIrd [342]

I

I ated a cookie [343]
I DONT NO HOW TO MAKE A WIKERPEDIA ATRICLE [344]
But I know how to delete one. And I can even spell!
I enjoy making burning dogs rain from the sky. [345]
I hate you mr wikipedia [346]
I have my own page on facebook [347]
I have to write a stupid essay on this book and it is really hard so i am taking out my anger on it's wikipedia page [348]
I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants ^[3]
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A STUPID WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS HELP WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SITE THIS IS WHY NOBODY CITES YOU [349]
I love you. I cant wait to be able to just touch each other and kiss. I wish we could spoon right now [350]
Content was: "I love you too... only a couple of months left."
I looked for my cup of caring and found that it was empty [351]
I ♥ Pomeranians [352]
I'll murder that stupid eukaryote if it kills me! [353]
I'm going to bed later! [354]
I'm Sick now, I can go to Doctors [355]
Ibeliveitspie [356]
In 1994 PHP was created, the main implementation of PHP is now produced by The PHP Group and serves as the de facto standard for PHP as there is no formal specification. [357]
In poker is there a pair flush? [358]
Inability to calculate gravitational force between objects having virtual center of masses [359]
Inappropriate touch tuesday [360]
Inconvenient Public Library Hours in Hawaii [361]
Infrequently Asked Questions [362]
Insane Clown Posse ( ICP ) Gay / Homosexual Controversy Explained [363]
Insatanity [364]
InsertPagesIntoOtherPages ^[1]
Interesting facts about Toasters ^[3]
Intergalactic Thanksgiving [365]
International caps lock day [366]
Should have been INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY.
International centre for the prevention [367]
Internets? [368]
Intestine baalism [369]
Irish cheese triangle [370]
Is there any alive poet in kanpur? prefix:Wikipedia:Reference desk/Archives [371]
Is there butter in peanut butter? [372]
Is Wiki Really Anarchic ^[1]
Is wikipedians edited information is true prefix:Wikipedia:FAQ [373]
Islam inside Hungarians [374]

J

Jaked on green beers [375]
Jamoomba [376]
Jesus built the Pyramids [377]
Jesusry [378]
A slang term for Christianity, along the same vein as the term "Jewry".
Jew-jitzu [379]
Should have been a redirect to krav maga.
Jiggly baby show [380]
Jiroux\gkhfferrfge2rrtq3fe3 [381]
John Travolta Method for Chemistry [382]
Joseph and Imhotep are the same person [383]
Judaism and bus stops [384]

K

Kanchi kamakoti pitha or kanchi kamakoti peetham or kanchi mutt orkamakoti mutt or kamakoti peeta [385]
Apparently, this was about an Indian guru. Or something.
Kate Kelly (generally awesome person, far better than the other Kate Kellys)[386]
Keith keith the magical teddybear jesus [387]
Kevin the Kleptomatic and Ever So Slightly Flatulent Koala [388]
Kids Raping and Singing [389]
But apparently not spelling.
Koala attacks in Australia [390]

L

Lame drivers [391]
Lasagne Panel [392]
Laser Soup [393]
Laws about warning someone you're going to kill them [394]
Legend of zelda: twilight crackhead [395]
Les fromages a mange mon amis [396]
Translation: The cheeses has eats my one friends (sic). Not only weird, but the French is lousy – "The cheeses have eaten my friends" would be "Les fromages ont mangé mes amis."
Like this one [397]
This title is occasionally used as a deliberate example of a red link, similar to "the weather in London" and "red link".
List of pitchers who have retired 28 straight batters in a nine-inning MLB game [398]
Was a redirect to Armando Galarraga. See Armando Galarraga's near-perfect game.
Little blue question marks^[1]
Little Flying Elephant [399]
Long Hind Legs [400]
Look a rare endangered species of african caterpillar found only in australia and new zealand[401]
...but apparently not in Africa.
Look an eagle [402]
Luke Stole My Handgun [403]
Lunker hands [404]

List articles

List of all Wikipedia lists that do not contain themselves [405]
(later recreated as a redirect to Russell's paradox, now gone again.)
List of animated science-fiction/fantasy movies that failed to attract an audience [406]
List of bands beginning with the word "lemon" [407]
List of Benches In The Leys School Chapel [408]
List of candidates for Vice President Who Have Favored The Dissolution Of The United States[409]
List of caves on Dagobah that are strong with the dark side of the force [410]
List of convicted drunk drivers who have become president of the United States [411]
The list contained one item – George W. Bush.
List of Dads Who Make Other Dads Eat Bugs [412]
The article itself was completely blank, but the talk page just read "my dad".
List of deaths by cello [413]
List of differences between apples and oranges [414]
List of Disneyworlds in Andorra [415]
List of dribbling wizards [416]
List of famous men who wear briefs [417]
List of fictional characters with removable or interchangeable heads [418]
List of fictional ungulates in video games [419]
List of films by gory death scene [420]
List of fruits that cannot legally be carried on certain public transport systems [421]
List of future journeys of Pope Benedict XVI [422]
List of Hindi Film Stars who have been to Mauritius [423]
List of largest cities by the end of each century that did not exist by the beginning of that century [424]
List of locales in Britain where ant species have become locally extinct[425]
List of movie posters with lamps in them [426]
The list contained one item – Mission: Impossible – with a footnote saying "NB: does not contain lamps."
List of jellyfish who have stung notable people [427]
List of notable people who have been stung by jellyfish [428]
List of notable people who regularly wear spandex [429]
List of number greater than or equal to the number of search results they produce on Google [430]
List of peaceful wars [431]
List of people famous for singing badly [432]
List of people from other walks of their life who is also are pilots [433]
See also People from other walks of their life who is also are aviators [434]
List of people who are alive or are dead ^[2]
List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this [435]
List of people who died with tortoises on their heads [436]
List of people who were who were non adherents of the Dharmic religions to be cremated [437]
List of people without names [438]
List of places known as the capital of the world [439]
List of places that have been called an armpit [440]
List of political flops [441]
List of political organizations whose name include "Marxist-Leninist" [442]
List of puddles [443]
The page said "The following is a comprehensive List of puddles in the World: 1. The one outside my house 2. The big on to the East of the USA"
List of reporting marks Railfans make fun of [444]
List of sexy Philippine actresses [445]
List of software projects whose name is a term offensive to many people with disabilities [446]
Quite possibly the GIMP.
List of songs about fetal expulsion [447]
List of songs with fruit in the title [448]
List of tennis players who appeared on the David Letterman Show in 1995 [449]
List of terms using the words "latent" or "latency" [450]
List of things sharing names with Finnish presidents [451]
List of things the cat dragged in [452]
List of those who are "far left" according to Bill O'Reilly [453]
List of tolls that belong to mustafa [454]
List of US governors with facial hair [455]
List of U.S. place names not connected to Sweden [456]
List of wikis about St. Louis, Missouri [457]
List of word puns where one or more of the included words is used in whole [458]
List of words that rhyme with Oompa Loompa [459]
List of world leaders whose name are anagrams of their domains [460]

M

M to the AO [461]
Magic bananas [462]
Magic Beans Are Real [463]
Magic Tulip [464]
Magma Squids [465]
Majd jamal al samahiji - Completed Statwiped list of Runescape rune bots [466]
Make your own wekpidea [467]
Making Wikipedia more accessible to the blind ^[1]
Manic Street Preachers this is the day [468]
Manly ways to eat fruit [469]
Maplestory - Zombie Mushroom Signal 3 [470]
Markovian parallax denigrate [471]
Massive Scar Era [472]
MASSIVE TRAFFIC CONE SHAPED ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE ^[3]
Mathematical calculations in cake [473]
McDonald's in Wal-Mart [474]
Meameamealokkapoowa Oompa [475]
Mean Croboys [476]
Megelo [477]
Memorexercise [478]
Men in colourful towels [479]
Mental pygmies [480]
Me Og [481]
Michael Jordan eating at McDonald's [482]
Michelle Obama's arms [483]
Microwave Head [484]
"...a common side effect from using the microwave excessively..."
Millions of worthless articles ^[1]
Minecraft Potatos [485]
Who knew Dan Quayle played Minecraft?
Mirwin's prototype of synergistally rationalized collaboration as an example of developing liquid resources from ambient commons in USA, tailor as required ^[1]
Working together to build a well?
Misleading Math about the Earth ^[1]
Moat that God Built ^[1]
MOBERLY MIDGET LEAGUE [486]
Mohammedanism is incompatible with the Enlightenment. For that reason alone Islam is fated to become the favourite cult of the canaille. [487]
The only content was a restatement of the title, signed by "Adolf Hitlist".
Monkey In A Dryer [488]
Monkey wedding [489]
Monster eats the pilot [490]
Monster Fishing [491]
Moody related diseases [492]
Moon ducks ^[3]
Moonshine process improvement [493]
Mord Fustang [494]
More information on this subject is available [495]
Just not here
Moutray of Seafield and Roscobie, now of Favour Royal, Co. Tyrone: an Historical and Genealogical memoir of the family in Scotland, England, Ireland and America - [496]
Nobody at AfD was really sure what it was about - the title's "Genealogical memoir of the family" didn't relate to the contents. Also, check out how angry the creator became when s/he received a notification pertaining to the debate - [497].
Movies that feature head explosions [498]
Merged into "List of films by gory death scene", which has in turn been deleted.
Mr.WIlson's daughters car [499]
Mugsy catoe [500]
Mushrooms (How I'm Too Short To See The One I Love So I Poison Mushroomed Myself) [501]
My Entire Team Sucks [502]
Was a redirect to New York Mets.
My head hurts ^[3]
My page [503]
Apparently people think it's their own blog or something...
MY SISTER GIVES GREAT HEAD! [504]
Mysterious user subpages ^[1]
Mythical chickens [505]

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Nahhhhhh [506]
Natalie Portman Naked and Petrified ^[1]
Navarro's Original Taco Filling [507]
Nazi Hamsters [508]
Neckbeard gaming club [509]
Necronomichrist [510]
Need transmission equipment from china [511]
Negative media coverage of Dewsbury [512]
Neolithic childrearing ^[1]
Neon orange cheese ^[3]
Neurotypical syndrome [513]
Neutrino isnt particle [514]
Never Heard of It [515]
Never wrestle with a pig [516]
Newton's gravi constant 's getting smaller all the time [517]
Next Page [518]
Nick the Flying Brick [519]
Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Zombified, SubHumanoid Living Dead, Part 5 [520]
Nikki nikki no no [521]
Ninja piggy [522]
Nintendo Independent Wiki Alliance [523]
No backspace friday [524]
No one reacts like the Militray Bases(Except Wright-Paterson Air Force).I miss being able to call them.When i try to phone anyone--I Vomit.--I do not get Hospital sick,I just Vomit Once,So i know this a War Criminal attack on my life,and the Children. [525]
No Pants November [526]
Noam Chomsky/what would a wikipedian write to Noam Chomsky ^[1]
Nomad porn [527]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [528]
This was a redirect to the Darth Vader article.
Noooooooo [529]
Another Darth Vader redirect.
Notice posted on the corridor of the ground floor at Hietalahdenkatu 7A, Helsinki, Finland [530]
Nude Hippo [531]
Numerical repeat party [532]
Nut Powder! [533]

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Ohcrapistan [534]
Oh My God Hot Springs [535]
Omg! not training again [536]
Once you jump a fence, an ocean is no problem" [537]
It was apparently a saying at a high school somewhere, but it was missing the opening quote
Onion Bridge [538]
Oops, sorry, page unavailable [539]
Orange (hue or color or colour since Wikipedia can't come to a consesnus [sic] on spelling)[540]
Orange pants [541]
Oscillating penguin of ultimate seduction [542]
Note the acronym, Opus.
One hundred and one reasons why leanne Shaw is SUPER coool and why Lubbock TX is Awsome (guess what its cause she lives their) [543]

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Painkiller already [544]
Paint the future [545]
Paper- the fat free chocolate [546]
Paradoxalism [547]
Partial Unbirthing Fetishism [548]
Paul & Shark [549]
Pazokinkessnessismsologyally [550]
Peanut Butter Jones [551]
Pen Wars [552]
Penis jam [553]
People scratching themselves behind their ears [554]
People's republic of Antarctica [555]
Persian messenger syndrome [556]
Pink carnation and a pick uptruck [557]
Pipe mania [558]
Pitbull with Lipstick [559]
Was a redirect to Sarah Palin.
Pittsburgh Pirates Memes [560]
Pkistan Children Writers Guid(P.C.W.G)regd. [561]
Evidently there's still plenty of progress to be made, both in notability and quality of services.
Players of 3D Space Cadet Pinball Who Can't Get It Up To Satisfy Their Wives [562]
Please delete this page [563]
Sure!
Pokemon/Satanism parallels Talk ^[1]
Polar bear (color) [564]
Pole (John T's Infamous Object) [565]
Polydimensional industrial bio-cosmic psychology of microscopic bacterium [566]
Poo ah kee ah [567]
Poorly built rocket bus [568]
Pope hamster [569]
Population of the whole universe [570]
Potato coma [571]
"...when a digestive system, that is use to potatos eaten regularly, has a lack of potatoes."
Pozokinkessnessismsologyally [572]
Prime Number Shitting Bear [573]
Proper punctuation of words describing Pokemon transsexual acts [574]
Prunes in the bath [575]
Pubic goods [576]
Public goods?
Punk metrics [577]
Purple monkey theory [578]
Put that cookie down [579]
"...down, cookie down, put that cookie down! Now!"
Putting Salt on a Snail [580]
Pyronecrobeastiality [581]

Q

Q'utar [582]
Qetupadgjlzcbm [583]
Which purportedly meant "something that rises on a scale."

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Radioactive Pedophile on the Loose! [584]
Random boner syndrome [585]
Raptor jesus [586]
Rat smacker [587]
Raving white octopus [588]
Reasons Why Many People Study in China [589]
Rectal Anarchy [590]
Reducing your weight in a ver... [591]
References to polycephaly in popular culture [592]
Republic of Illinois [593]
Richard's macaroni and cheese [594]
Rin-Din-Dinner [595]

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Sally bivilllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [596]
Content was copied from the legitimate article on Shiba Inu.
Sanity Not Included [597]
SANJIVANI BHARAT FOUNDATION presents an open Forum for Youngsters & Indian Citizens "COPING WITH TERRORISM" by its founder Mr.Umashankar Sahu [598]
Satan will be restored ^[1]
Savings-get-multiplied-and-considering-that-similar-percentages-are-saved-you-will-be-sponsoring-a-return-flight-to-New-York-for-all-of-us-how-sweet-of-you-kthx [599]
Schinty-six From the BBC's Numberwang [600]
Schwuggie brigade [601]
Scientist fun [602]
Screaming Mechanical Brain [603]
Sdrawkcab [604]
Was originally about a film with this title, then became a redirect to Palindrome.
Semordnilap [605]
The subject of an edit war, AFD, speedy, and now a redirect to Palindrome.
Seven blind men from Alabama ^[1]
Shakespeareland [606]
Sesquipedalianist [607]
Sheep in the Biggest Capital City [608]
Shoes and Degenerative Diseases [609]
SHRI RAHUL GANDHI'S TIRADE AGAINST ACQUISITION AND THE NEGLECTED CASE OF HILL VIEW COOPERATIVE HOUSING SOCIETY, PINJORE, KALKA, HARYANA [610]
Sierra Leone Rough Diamond Scammers and How to Know Them [611]
Silly hat club [612]
Silver monkey wolf [613]
Simon J Kissane/Wondering how long titles can be after adding all these long titles for treaties 00000000000000000000000 ^[1]
Slappy Dappy Clappers [614]
Slang/Knocking her dead one on the nose each and every double trey ^[1]
Sleepy e [615]
Slutgers [616]
Smacky sounds [617]
Smart imbecile ^[1]
Smittywerbanyagermanjenson jenothanian salamanelafitzgerald once said "the brain of an elephant never forgets but i think i forgot what the elephant remembered [618]
Snoozie Award [619]
Snowman porn [620]
Society for the Abolition of the Month of August [621]
Sometimes the donuts move [622]
Some of the Trees Where to Heavy for the Younger Scouts [623]
Some of the spelling where to Difficult for the Scouts two. See also: Some of the tree's where to heavy for the younger scouts [624]
Some Pretty Good Friends of Mollie ^[1]
Southall (Southall) [625]
Spanksauce [626]
SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!!!! [627]
Spanish class with debra [628]
Spiderbonez [629]
Spiritual Bone [630]
Sprinkle muffin chop bang because really there is no other way [631]
Spoilt rich kid [632]
Squirrels and booze [633]
SRE BNP ParibasEnter your new article name here [634]
Stalking off in a huff ^[1]
Stephanoona [635]
Sticky samurai [636]
Stop It!! [637]
Straw etiquette [638]
Strings McPickens [639]
Stuffed Animal Hippo [640]
Stuff Yer Face [641]
Sudimentry rocks no new pages ^[1]
Suggest for new article [642]
Super brandon jesus adventure [643]
Super moses [644]
Super Panda [645]
Super secret penis [646]
Superworld munchies [647]

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Taking the vowels out of words [648]
See disemvoweling.
Teenagers the unbeatable rulers of there own kingdom [649]
TELL MAMA [650]
That one girl Charlie Brown likes with the red hair who they called Heather in the cartoons where the adults sound like Wee Wah Waw Wah [651]
Formerly a redirect to Little Red-Haired Girl.
The Andrew Olsen University of Prostitution & Finance [652]
The Anti Cursing Foundation [653]
The atomic cannibal breakfast [654]
The "Boss Level" in Ancient Literature [655]
The best mixes from the album debut for all the people who dont buy white-labels ^[1]
The care bears are coming [656]
The Cheese Profiler ^[3]
The color "kickass" [657]
The Cowtown Computer Congress [658]
The Devastating Chance of St. Emogothica [659]
The difference between yellow-green and green-yellow [660]
The Divine Order of the Fruit of the Loins of the Earth [661]
The Dog Dies at the End [662]
The Drenched In Sound Ghost [663]
The Effects of Eyesight while consuming Bacon [664]
The egg's sunset in the upside down ramp [665]
THE EGOTISM OF FRANKENSTEIN [666]
The emoticons of avatars [667]
The Esarni End [668]
Purportedly the title of a then-unreleased Lemony Snicket book
The Fatty Mocha [669]
The Fax Machine Monster of Basildon [670]
The Floor Is Lava [671]
The Gentlest That I've Heard The Chairman of The Diplomat Behind A Half [672]
Was formerly a redirect to Yitzhak, in which it said some weird things, including how it was a lost book by him and how it had some strange information involved.
The Golden Age of Bridges [673]
The great toolset disappointment of '06 [674]
The Jelly Moustache [675]
The life that is very good [676]
The Main Street Hot Dog Lady ^[2]
The Meat Pie Guy [677]
The Micro Sandwich Teleportation Equation [678]
The number of Kombis contribute to the traffic accidents in Lima (Peru) [679]
The ongoing conflict in syria recently crossed into the border of a nabour cursing an diplomatic crissis.what was the nabours country [680]
The Party Monster [681]
The Pink Hurburbler [682]
The Power to Destroy ^[1]
The problem of defining sanity ^[1]
The Purple Hurburbler [683]
The role of clowns in modern society [684]
The small, select group of actors who, when not using a voice-over in Japanese-American luxury car commercials, play the unknowing, naive, taken-advantage-of griftees of other more savage, advanced, predatorial entities. [685]
The Smurfs and communism [686]
The Story of Toys R Us and Build A Bear Workshop [687]
The Subjective Mode of Inebriaty [688]
The Turnip Wars [689]
The waitress at Peaks of Otter [690]
The wikipedian who tagged this article for speedy deletion will be cursed to die in 11 days with no exceptions.[691]
As well as other Ring-inspired freaky titles...
- The sysop who delete this article will be cursed to die in 11 days. [692]
- This article contains a curse. Anybody who edit/move/delete or otherwise modify this article will be cursed to die in 11 days. There are no exceptions. 12 people were dead for not heading my advice. You don't want to be the 13th person do you [693]
The whaleshark is only a visitor [694]
THE WOMAN THAT PIONEER PROFESSIONAL MODELING IN NIGERIA [695]
The word parakeet written exactly 254 times [696]
Article consisted of the word "Parakeet" written exactly 255 times.
The Year's Work in Medievalism [697]
They cut down the old pine tree [698]
ThingsThatDoNotExistForAReason ^[1]
Third desk from the left in the second row from the back of Room 302, Bogstandard Junior School, Hamlet, Somerset [699]
This article is up for speedy deletion [700]
This page has an extremely long title and in addition is really pointless so it will probably be deleted very soon unless an army of fuzzy kittens come to stop them which is quite unlikely [701]
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This page is a minor edit ^[1]
This (way) ^[1]
Three Laws Of Al Gore ^[1]
Three penis wolf [703]
Tiger Strikes Asteroid [704]
TIGRAY POEPLE’S DEMOCRATIC MOVEMENT (T.P.D.M) [705]
Timeline of fictional historical events [706]
Tired tape machine [707]
Tittytainment [708]
To Be a Fatty or Not to Be a Fatty [709]
Toasted Peanut Butter and Tomato Sandwich [710]
Toe names [711]
Tom Patrick Skinner, Also Known As Skinny or SKIN! [712]
Tom the ice skater from sidney [713]
Top 10 torture methods of the middle ages [714]
Transformations imposed by the Soviet Union in Romanian Education after the WW II [715]
Tuba (mythology) [716]
Had a redirect: Tuba (organism)
Turbo corn [717]
Twinkle is for twerps [718]
Type seach here [719]

Talk pages

Talk:Cherry lime chipolte pie [720]
Talk:If i use a blackjack 2, the cell phone, does it cost extra money? [721]
Talk:Two years back paper of math class seven [722]
Talk:Were is the start menu located [723]
Talk:What does cellar mean [724]
Talk:Where did the early settlers of andorra [725]
Talk:Yo mama dead [726]

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Ugly japanese girls [738]
Was a redirect to hoax.
Uiolentapneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosising [739]
See Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Uncle john's front room [740]
Unilluminati [741]
United States Senate Special Committee on Bondage [742]
Unrestrictedl grammar^[1]
Upperauto/jhng/smileupper/hsngn/shttrhkjfh/skdjhekjbg/ dkrjhgkjdfbn/hkgvfhgvcgh/ghfvhjgcvhfgc/khgfhgcghc/hbjbghjfbg/ hfbghjkbdfghjkbdf/bfjghbfdhjgb/hfbghkbfgkhb/bnkfbgkfbg/kj/ hkbfghjkbfg/kjfhngfjkdn/kjhertykbntkjbn444444/99999999yhgh/54y6g [743]
Ullr Fest [744]
User who hate the disambiguation [745]

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Valley of blew up chuck norris [746]
Vampire potato[747]
Vampire State Building [748]
Various devices in a computer [749]
Vegetable monsters [750]
Video Games in the 1800s [751]
Video Games that Announce Future War [752]
Violet bones [753]
Viral Deity [754]
Visible canadian moon [755]
Vote For Bums [756]
As if we had a choice...

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Walk with the shark [757]
Walking Microwave [758]
WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW WCW [759]
That's "WCW" written 28 times.
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. [760]
Weketekepedopistaclosis [761]
Weredonkey [762]
Werewolf with robot hands [763]
What are the uses and abuses of cinema [764]
What is Chess (Preview) [765]
What Is Mathematics Really ^[1]
What is Multi room AV? [766]
What i watched on tv last night [767]
What life sadder! [768]
What shall we put on a christmas tree [769]
What You Can Do With Nutella[770]
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! [771]
And, furthermore...
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [772]
Whe are we gettn our letters from the schools [773]
More importantly, will we be able to read them when they arrive?
When did the tuscaloosa start and end? [774]
When will the earth leakage relay sensor cut off the electricity prefix:Wikipedia:FAQ [775]
When you dont know u ask me ho or illl find u and ur mo and even if utell ur brother ill kick that ugly fat bois ass 2 [776]
Where did I come from? [777]
Where was the first hamburger made? [778]
Which Backstreet Boy is Gay [779]
Who is irans leader [780]
Who was the first lady judge of punjab and haryana high court at chandingarh [781]
Why do men buy terrible presents? [782]
Why fort pitt is fort pitt [783]
Why I Want To Be King of Australia [784]
WhyIsEveryThingOnThePageLikeThis ^[1]
Why is football called football [785]
Why not to sleep in a bamboo forest? [786]
Single sentence. "Because the bamboo will grow through you... resulting in Death."
Why Wikipedia is so slow ^[1]
Why wikipedia.org should apologize for deleting my alyssa d'amico article[787]
Why Won't My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea [788]
Why you can't cross your legs in church [789]
Wiki manifesto links to possible corruption. prefix:Wikipedia:Help desk/Archives [790]
WikiShouldOfferSimplifiedUseOfTables ^[1]
Wikipedia commentary/Belief in God spectrum talk ^[1]
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Wikipedia is a dictionary [791]
Wikipedia is hosed ^[1]
Wikiphobia [792]
... a most perilous disorder wherein the subject (wikiphobe) holds dear an irrational fear or distrust for Wikipedia
Will juleah go out with micheal again [793]
Witch Prohibition Act [794]
Woo woo woo woo woo woo wah ooooo wah [795]
World Domination Industries [796]
Worth of chins [797]
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [798]
Redirected to Dio Brando.

Wikipedia pages

Wikipedia:NOT GOING TO GO APEY 2 MINUTES AFTER EVERY CULTURAL METAWIKI NEWPAGE PHENOMENON THAT ENHANCES THE ORIGINAL CULTURAL PHENOMENON IN THE PROCESS [799]
Wikipedia:Only an idiot posts abusive tirades on the admins' noticeboard [800]
Redirected to self-destruct.
Wikipedia:Today's Featured Whatever [801]
Wikipedia:When people complain rather than edit [802]
Wikipedia talk:Articles for creation/11 and Gulf ERA storms and wars at the levee breach in the lower ninth ward of New Orleans, Louisianna on Desolonde, @0700 on 11nov09 [803]
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Wikipedia talk:Articles for creation/ENTREPRENEURSHIP EDUCATION SCHOOL PRESENTED BY US [805]
Wikipedia talk:Articles for creation/Entrepreneur Seminar are held by us for introduced the people about this education [806]
A seminar in English certainly couldn't do any harm either.

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Xegony the Queen of Air [807]

Y

Y-chromosomal Noah [808]
Yak Combing ^[3]
Yak yak kut put pena [809]
YAY drugs [810]
Yorgy fwambombolish ^[3]
You can save the world in sweatpants [811]
Yummy tummy [812]

Z

Z-Bomb [813]
Zen Rfanklib [814]
Subject was a Ben Franklin store that scrambled some letters in the sign after losing the franchise.
Zombie Commute [815]
Zombie pigman [816]
Actually a creature from Minecraft.

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