Alonzo at the PaleyFest preview for Cristela
|Born||January 6, 1979|
San Juan, Texas, U.S.
|Residence||Los Angeles, California, U.S.|
|Occupation||Stand-up comedian, actress, writer, producer|
|Home town||San Juan, Texas, U.S.|
Cristela Alonzo (born January 6, 1979) is an American comedian, actress, writer and producer, who created and starred in the ABC sitcom Cristela. She is the first Latina woman to create, produce, write, and star in her own US primetime comedy.
Alonzo was born in San Juan, Texas, the youngest of four children of mother Natalia Gonzalez, who worked double shifts at a Mexican restaurant for about 20 years, and father Adalberto Alonzo, who is Mexican. When Alonzo's mother was pregnant with Alonzo, Alonzo's mother left her abusive husband and raised the children alone. Alonzo has said that she never met her father, who died in 2009. Alonzo grew up in San Juan, Texas.
She has three siblings, older sister Julisa Maria Alonzo and older brothers Eloy Eduardo Alonzo and Ruben G Alonzo. Alonzo's mother came from the small village of El Zancarron in San Luis Potosi, Mexico. Throughout her childhood, on her mother's weekly day off, Alonzo spent time with her paternal grandmother in Reynosa, Mexico, just across the border.
For the first eight years of Alonzo’s life, the family squatted in an abandoned diner, and were homeless and destitute, even with her mother working double shifts as a waitress. She often went hungry, and had problems with skin pigment due to a lack of nutrition. Alonzo said her mother often used humor to offset the abject poverty. Alonzo learned English from watching TV as her family spoke only Spanish at home; her mother never learned to speak English. Television was a way for the family to stay inside, avoiding the violence from drug trafficking in their neighborhood. Alonzo would translate American shows into Spanish and act them out for her mother. Alonzo and her mother were inseparable. Alonzo and her mother shared a bed until Alonzo turned 18.
Alonzo was raised in a very strict Catholic household. Because her older sister married young, she spent much of her childhood hanging out with her older brothers and became interested in comic books, trading playing cards, a lot of Star Trek: TNG, Dungeons and Dragons and metal music. She graduated from Pharr-San Juan-Alamo High School.
At age 18, Alonzo left home to attend Webster University to study theater in St. Louis. However, Alonzo dropped out because she could no longer afford school. She went back to Dallas and moved in with her sister, where she took care of her mother who was sick and of her sister's children. Alonzo's mother died in 2002.
In 2003, a year after her mother died, Alonzo got a job as an office manager at the Addison Improv, and started doing stand-up. Alonzo said that she started doing stand-up as a way to process her grief and talk about her mom and her family. She was part of a small Dallas scene. Alonzo eventually moved to Los Angeles to become a stand-up comedian.
Alonzo spent two years traveling on a bus with the Honduran-born American comedian Carlos Mencia and several other comics. Alonzo ended up leaving the tour. Alonzo then spent a lot of time on the road doing college comedy shows, where she found a lot of success.
Alonzo did a 30-minute segment of Comedy Central's The Half Hour on June 7, 2013. She has appeared on Conan, Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Gabriel Iglesias Presents Stand Up Revolution, Showtime, Last Comic Standing, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and Live at Gotham.
In 2018 Alonzo did voice work for the podcast series Bubble created by the Maximum Fun network of podcasts.
In 2013, with TV producer Becky Clements, Alonzo created her own semi-autobiographical comedy pilot Cristela for ABC. She wrote the pilot with her writing partner, Kevin Hench. It was not greenlit as a part of the 2013–2014 television season. In an unusual move, they decided to plan to shoot a pilot presentation with the penalty money (a 30% fee they got when the network initially passed). On February 26, 2014, they shot a pilot presentation, filmed on the stage of Last Man Standing with much of that show's crew to save money; it got a strong testing response from the audience.
On May 10, 2014, ABC picked up the pilot to series for the 2014–15 television season. After an initial order of 13 episodes, nine additional episodes were ordered, bringing the total count of episodes for season 1 to 22. Cristela is a multi-camera show, shot in front of a live audience. The series concluded on May 7, 2015, and has since been cancelled.
Alonzo has a trademark, raucous laugh: “If I’m laughing, you know I’m either very happy or very sad,” she said. “I cope with things with jokes." She is an observational comic who reflects on stories in her own life. Inspired by Bill Cosby and Roseanne Barr and her favorite childhood shows (The Cosby Show and Roseanne),
- 2006: Mind of Mencia, writer - 15 episodes
- 2011: Sons of Anarchy, actor - 1 episode: "Fruit for the Crows"
- 2012: Ladies Room Diaries, producer, writer - 3 episodes: "Rubik's Cubicle," "Okey Dokey Karaoke," "Hide n' Cake"; also actor
- 2012: Hey It's Fluffy!, actor - 4 episodes
- 2012: The Book Club, actor - 2 episodes: "The Warrior Reads On," "All Valley"
- 2014-2015: Cristela, creator, executive producer, writer, actor
- 2015: General Hospital actress - 1 episode
- 2017: Cars 3: Driven to Win, Cruz Ramirez
- 2007: Carpet Diem, writer
- 2007: Cookie de Mayo, writer
- 2008: Life After, writer
- 2008: Recycled, writer
- 2009: TGIF: The Musical, writer, story
- 2011: The North Council, writer
- 2013: Hot Pursuit, actor
- 2017: Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool, Cruz Ramirez
- 2007: Live at Gotham, episode: "Episode #2.7"
- 2009: Stand-Up 360: Muy Caliente Edition 2
- 2010: Ladies Night Out
- 2010: Last Comic Standing, episodes: "Episode #7.7,"Episode #7.1"
- 2011: Gabriel Iglesias Presents Stand-Up Revolution, episode: "Cristela Alonzo/Larry Omaha/Maz Jobrani"
- 2011: Legally Brown
- 2012: Conan, episode: "Dracula Meets the Mummy, & the Two Hit It Off Swimmingly"
- 2013: The Half Hour
- 2014: @midnight, episode: "Episode #2.5"
- 2014: Just for Laughs: All-Access, episode: "Jimmy Carr"
- 2014: Conan, episode: "Episode #4.80"
- 2017: Netflix Original Cristela: Lower Classy.
- "Cristela Alonzo - Texas, Birth Index". FamilySearch. Retrieved 18 October 2014.
- Dominus, Susan (17 October 2014). "Cristela Alonzo Wants to Make America Laugh". The New York Times. Retrieved 18 October 2014.
- Fernandez, Maria Elena (10 October 2014). "All Jokes Aside, Cristela Alonzo Makes TV History". NBC News. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Hinojosa, Maria (24 October 2014). "Cristela". Latino USA. NPR. Retrieved 6 November 2015.
- Miller, Bruce R. (15 November 2014). "Cristela Alonzo realizes a life-long TV dream". Sioux City Journal. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- "Adalberto Alonzo - United States Social Security Death Index". FamilySearch. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Nichol Smith, Amy (14 June 2010). "Comedian, San Juan native Cristela Alonzo is on her way to the big time". The Monitor. Retrieved 17 May 2014.
- "Julisa Maria Alonzo - Texas, Birth Index". FamilySearch. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- "Eloy Eduardo Alonzo - Texas, Birth Index". FamilySearch. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Salamon, Jeff. "Rio Grande Valley Girl". Texas Monthly (October 2014). Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Rosario, Daisy (24 October 2014). "Cristela!" (Audio interview). Latino USA. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Alonzo, Cristela (14 February 2014). "Valentine's Day Is Awkward For This Nerdy Tomboy..." (Blog). Cristela Alonzo. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- "BLOG". Cristela Alonzo. Retrieved 2015-11-20.
- "Natalia T Gonzalez - United States Social Security Death Index". FamilySearch. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Czajkowski, Elise (4 June 2013). "Talking to Cristela Alonzo About 'The Half Hour', Her Development Deal, and Working Herself to Death". Splitsider. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Seabaugh, Julie (2 January 2014). "10 L.A. Comedy Acts to Watch in 2014". L.A. Weekly. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Zulkey, Claire (1 January 2014). "13 Funny Women to Watch in 2014". Cosmopolitan. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Snetiker, Mark (January 5, 2017). "Cars 3 first look: Meet Pixar's new millennials". Entertainment Weekly. Retrieved January 5, 2017.
- Andreeva, Nellie (2 August 2013). "Cristela Alonzo Latina Comedy From 21 Laps/Adelstein Lands At ABC With Penalty". Deadline Hollywood. Retrieved 17 May 2014.
- Blair, Iain (22 July 2014). "10 Comics to Watch: Cristela Alonzo Scores a First With ABC Sitcom". Variety. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Andreeva, Nellie (26 February 2014). "Cristela Alonzo Latina Comedy From 20th Century Fox TV Gets ABC Order". Deadline Hollywood. Retrieved 17 May 2014.
- Andreeva, Nellie (7 May 2014). "Cristela Alonzo & Jerrod Carmichael Pilots: What They Say About TV Biz". Deadline Hollywood. Retrieved 17 May 2014.
- Andreeva, Nellie (10 May 2014). "ABC & 20th TV Reach Deal: 'Cristela' & 'Fresh Off the Boat' Picked Up To Series, 'Last Man Standing' Renewed". Deadline Hollywood. Retrieved 17 May 2014.
- Littleton, Cynthia (10 May 2014). "ABC Orders Comedies 'Cristela,' 'Fresh Off the Boat,' Renews 'Last Man Standing'". Variety. Retrieved 17 May 2014.
- "ABC Picks Up 'Cristela' and 'Fresh Off the Boat,' Renews 'Last Man Standing'". The Wrap. 10 May 2014. Retrieved 17 May 2014.
- "The little show that could, 'Cristela,' gets picked up for full season". Fox News Latino. 25 November 2014. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Ausiello, Michael (24 November 2014). "Cristela Snags Full-Season Pickup". TV Line. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Goldberg, Lesley (24 November 2014). "ABC's 'Cristela' Gets Full-Season Pickup". The Hollywood Reporter. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Andreeva, Nellie. "'Forever' & 'Cristela' Cancelled By ABC - Deadline". Deadline Hollywood.
- Terrero, Nina (10 October 2014). "'Cristela' creator talks sitcom inspiration, 'Golden Girls'". Entertainment Weekly. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Alonzo, Cristela; Ogilvie, Jessica (30 September 2014). "Best of L.A.: Cristela Alonzo's Last Day in L.A.: Corn on the Cob, Chorizo and Doughnuts". L.A. Weekly. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- Alonzo, Cristela (1 September 2014). "San Antonio. Labor Day. Cristela" (Blog). Cristela Alonzo. Retrieved 11 December 2014.
- "Watch Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy Online". Netflix. 2017-01-24. Retrieved 2017-01-31.