Magibon

Template:Youtube2 (Magi) is a pedobear-attracting loli camwhore shit on YouTube; she's nowhere close to looking Asian at all and claims to live in Japan on her profile on youtube when in fact she lives in America. On her Myspace, she lists her interests as "Manga, Animu, Pocky, Ramen, Cute Things..." which just shows her extreme lengths to reformulate her own genetic code in order to become Japanese. The content of her videos mainly consist of her looking at the webcam or randomly looking around the room, and angling the camera to make her eyes look pointy and her huge chin small. She claims to be 21, but she tries to look like a 12-year-old.

She lives in rural Pennsylvania and works as a cashier at CVS Pharmacy. She did not go to college so she can spend all her YouTube partnership and minimum wage earnings on Nintendo DS games and other stupid shit, and is currently residing at her parent's house. It has recently been rumored she is a mother of two children. In some of her clips it looks like she filmed herself in what looks like a nursery with stuff toys in the background. Another scene showed a baby pram/stroller in the background.

Facts about Magibon

• Real Name: Margaret Lillian Adams (Lilian being her middle name) [
• DOB: 8/9/1986
• Height: 154cm / 5.05 feet
• Weight: 39Kg
• Measurement: 33DD 23 32 / 85DD 58 83
• Born in West Palm Beach, Florida
• Blood Mixture: Cherokee and White American
• Her username derives from her real name. M for Margaret, Ririan being Japspeak of Lilian.
• Favorite Food : Pizza
• Job (Until recently) : Cashier at CVS Pharmacy
• Musical Instrument : Flute
• Favorite Subjects (High school) : English and French.
• Hated Subjects : Mathematics and Science.
• Status : Single
• Magibon derives from (according to magi) A japanified Margaret: Maggie and 'bon', something to do with 'daughter'.
• Her mother suffers from chronic facial hair infestation. To alleviate her mother's misery, last thursday's Mother's day Magibon bought a facial hair remover for her mother.
• Her Father married her mother, a woman 13 years his junior.
• Her father is 59 years old, her mother a 46 year old.
• Her mother was about 24 when she got pregnant with Magibon, and her father, was 37.
• Her mother and father are both from Florida.
• Has a baby sister who is currently two years old
• Her step-dad hates her to the fucking core
• Her parents are alcoholics, gave her a cheap webcam and left to Alabama because of embarrassment of a poser child
• she sleeps during the day and gets up during night time to avoid conflicts with family.
• She has shaved her pubic hair on her 'front bottom'
• She feels itchy at her 'front bottom' when her hair grows back
• She listens to JPOP Chieco Kawabe, tommy solo (Tomoko Kawase), Ayumi Hamasaki, Mo-Musu (Morning Musume),Briliant Green and some other JPOP artist.
• She uses a Japanese dictionary(electronic PC version) to write kanji in her blog.
• Favourite Japanese Singer and actress, Ayaka Komatsu. (something to do with Sailormoon).
• Currently boyfriendless.
• Prefers a Boyfriend who is of 'tenderheartedness' and 'putting his heart into his work'.
• Her first love came when she was in High School she had a crush on a senior , who in her words words, was an 'athlele'. IRL, he was just a noob school Wrestler. Anyways, they only made it to third base, and she felt awfully cheated.
• The baby that you see in Magi videos is her niece. As for siblings, She has a two year old sister.
• Works about 20 hours a week?
• Owns a mac notebook.

Magibon revealed? Or yet another OMG I KNOW THE REAL MRIRIAN troll? Ririan = moonspeak for

The truth behind the face

She was "friendly" to a Japanese girl there. The Japanese girl thought Magibon seemed nice, and sent a photo to her. As the events flow, Magibon initiated the act of photo-whoring in the thread, and the japanese girl came in and talked for a bit, without knowing much Engrish. So, being very helpful, Magibon insulted her. In the end, the japanese girl lost because an admin, Karyuudan, sided with Magibon, thinking she was hot.

as you can see, she is no angel.

Some of her spiteful acts:

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And this intro:

As you have no doubt observed, she has, with her own written words, confirmed of how disoriented she feels towards... whatever was it that she was feeling, speaking of how she wanted to fit in, to actually become Japanese.

Anonymous Analysis

The totality of information has been lacking but she has no doubt been doing this for a while. Specifically she has multiple accounts on several sites and some of them are quite recent, leading one to an inescapable single conclusion, that she uses sock puppets. While several of her round eye friends look like they might be sock puppets, the people who are really being fooled are her Japanese fans. Corrections to her moonspeak on her blog come from "American" posts using partial jap and partial moonspeak, usually with a dictionary description of the phrase and a "we love you magi chan youz speak jap #1 good" comment. She trolls in forums and bitches everyone there.

As for Japanese comprehension, the only phrases she can manage to say usually involve cliché anime and "kawaii" like phrases, although she most likely reads off her monitor for those too. In her gya0 videos, the only words she says are overused weeaboo words like "kawaii," "sugoi," "arigatô," "daisuki," etc. Anything involving actual speaking beyond the level of a two-year-old on crystal meth is said in English. Magibon-cha wa kawaii desu ne?

The Scam

Magibon did one fatal mistake, she started a trip down scam-cash-lane to make a quick buck, seeing that people loves her so much they would empty their pockets for her in a flash. She started her scam at 2chan, a pure japanese posting board ( Japanese version of 4chan) , and well the rest can be seen here.

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The Fall of Magibon on YouTube

As told by an almost raped aussie.

Scamed Japanese Pedobear on YouTube

A typical Japanese Pedobear who wanks to Maggie, who got so fucked by the scam.

Magibon Stalker

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MRirian / Magibon stalker video

The "I am Frank" stalker video (flash animation) that was posted on the www.magibon.com website was created by Bob Hoskins, who was hoping to gain publicity for his much anticipated film "The Long Good Friday 2: Even Longer and Less Good". Magibon will likely be playing Pierce Brosnan's character.

Frighteningly enough, there seems to be pictures of a badly drawn "frank" and magi holding hands, and includes the words "yaranaika," or "want to do it?" Leading to the conclusion that in a couple years Magi's body will be found floating in a stream and Frank will be arrested for child rape. Whether these events will take place in the final cut of "TLGF:ELLG" is as yet uncertain.

Unlulzy as it may seem, Frank the stalker seems to be suffering from a poor case of troll's remorse. In light of this, please redirect here or Magibon Stalker Video on YouTube

Sic transit gloria JewTube: Magibon in Japan

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SO LONG DENTAL PLAN!

Last thursday Magibon was invited to Japan to be trolled on Japanese broadcaster GyaO's MIDTOWN TV program (apparently some sort of internet TV show). Many lulz were had as evidenced by the following videos. It was finally revealed that Magi is nothing more than a hick with one very fucked up pair of chompers, who fooled millions of pedos into thinking she was a hot jailbait using clever camera angles and flattering lighting. (TT _____ TT);; !!! It is without doubt, that upon realizing this, she awkwardly hides her crooked appearance by placing her hand over her crooked teeth. And during most of the video appearance she looks as if she was about to cry. Thus, creating the raw impression that someone (most probably a Chikan) was pinching/gropping her ass. Not that it was any big deal of course.

What she did or do or did not do in Japan

There are many rumours circulating as to what Maggie did during her week long trip to Japan. Rumours that include being fingered by an elderly Japanese man, bukkaked, being filmed in Japanese Porn, being raped in Shinjuku, got chased out from a Senior High School for impersonating a 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl. Lucky for you, We at ED have compiled a list of what she most probably did to give you the bigger picture of what she might have done. So that you can know what to imagine that she has done. Not that it is of any big deal.

It began unlike any other troll the whore trip, it is to be noted that Magibon out did fellow jewtube wapanese camwhore Emiry in achieving the dream. Magibon flew to Japan by Japan Airlines. Her flight JL796 from JFK,New York arrived 11:53. She got greeted by a wave of reporters in Narita International Terminal 2 and that Gyao staff she shared a vibrator with. From there upon which, she appeared taken back by a subtle white orgie of flashes and orange lighting that she thought to herself to be in the state of niravana.Source

She then descended to the underground JR station, where she took the NEX (Red and White colored Narita Express) Much less is known of where she went next. However, the official note is that,she disembarked at Tokyo station. Boarded a train on the Yamanote Line (Also commonly known as Chikan line. If you know what I mean.) checked in a Hotel and rested before going to perform a slight camwhoring at a local sushi bar and having a quick bite.Source

For clarification, for you non-japanophile readers, having a bite doesn't mean having a quick snack. It meant a literal bite of the flesh. A hard but tender defacing on the skin. A hicky! Down Under!

On the second other day, it is uncertain as to what she did. Most of what is translated through her blog, shares little as to what she chronologically did. Therefore this being the case, We can only dwel further by hypothising as to when she did it which was last thursday. So, last thursday, Magibon visited Shibuya first, walked that famous Shibuya crossing, bought something at Shibuya 109, visited a hostess club, strolled Yoyogi Park, had a shooting at Playboy Japan's studio somewhere, made a fool of at Harajuku, went to Akihabara to see Japanese version of American Idol. Had an eat that slug ordeal in a restaurant with Ayaka Komatsu, trolled Ueno Koen, Visited that War Shrine and temple. Stayed with a Japanese Family. A certain Yoshika's family. Went to Gyao and trolled that I don't want to go home shit. Did that gig at Fuji TV. Sang a few horrenities at that radio studio that I can't remember it's name of. I think it was TBS, Trolls Bewildered Service. Also she appeared on a Japanese show hosted by Shuu Maruyama.

Note: Shuu Maruyama is that dude who translated for her during her short slug ordeal at a restaurant with Ayaka Komatsu.

Following that, she heads back to Narita International Terminal 2 presumably by train to catch her flight back to America. All that we have learnt from this point on is that she trolled. And trolled. And wants to troll again.

Gyao, The moment of absolute Trollium

<youtube>s1WeU3mmzps</youtube> <youtube>Xv8b5BMSFGU</youtube> The GyaO website fills in the details: "Since her first appearance on YouTube in the summer of 2007, Magibon has become the most celebrated "mystery girl" in the world. All that is known about her is that she is a native-born American, 21 years old — yet she has become the #1 online (moe?) idol. Her videos, which typically show only her making cute faces while sitting at her home computer, get more hits than even the super-popular channel of Leah Dizon!" [Note: Leah Dizon is a Filipina-French-Chinese model who is currently the most popular gravure idol in Japan, and the person Emiry desperately wants to be.]

In numerous interviews, she claims to have started her YouTube career by "accident", making videos for herself. Of course, that couldn't be further from the truth. Having already a narcissist reputation in the forums, she decided to get moar attention by making a video on July 02, 2006, titled "Me doing nothing". Source

On top of her rather plain appearance, there were other let-downs for Magi fans as well. Language-wise, for example, her well-accented but touristy JewTube Japanese skillz evaporated like a cube of frozen miso in a blowtorch as the show's hostess, former Morning Musume singer Mari Yaguchi, attempted to converse with her in what Magibon must have thought was rapid-fire "street" Jap. Worst of all for Magifans, the famous Magi charm appeared to be absent during the show, no doubt buried under a thick, natto-like layer of scared shitlessness. All in all, it was a disappointing performance that will no doubt send many of her horny fanboys in search of smaller-chinned prey.

Purei Boi OH SHI-LOLOLOL

Maggiebon got interviewed twice by Japanese playboy!! Once in early February and the other during her trip to Japan. Now we all know where her career is finally headed!! (getting it stuck in her pooper for money) Lulz.

Youtube videos depiciting the articles:

Magibon Playboy (Japan) debut! on YouTube

was taken in lonely pussy county pencil-vain-ya. Parts of her town and where she grew up are shown. Most of it are unplayboy like. Little cleavage was shown.

Magibon Playboy (Japan) 2nd interview! on YouTube

was taken in Pureiboi studio somewhere in Tokyo, possibly Shinjuku. She is depicted as a candle assed whore possing in a fine submissive pose. More is shown. Yet the cunt, the nipple remains hidden. For now.

Also, in the gallery section feel free to jerk off to magibon gravure pictures. And view the articles.

Understanding Magibon

According to some bitch on youtube, Magibon is a complex bitch that can never be explained. However, a glimpse into Magi's past begs to differ.

Magibon was shitted out in Florida, it is often thought of that her retardness is due to complications in child birth. Magibon was born premature by two weeks.

She was then brought to rural Pennsylvania. In Pennsylvania, she blossomed like any child would have blossomed. But this reign of happiness ended for Maggie as soon as she reached puberty (started peeing in her pants). School was demanding on Magi. As a thorough analysis of the words she have used at her blogs and forums have shown, she has a subtle psychopathic tendency of feeling depressed and a raw tendency to troll. What surprises many, was that, based on her life, one would have easily made the mistake of labeling her emo.

A futher look into her education, might perhaps explain her. Magibon went to an average elementary school. It is in this school that it is often speculated that Magi was teased over her deformities (her fucked up teeth). During grade 6 to grade 7, she then enrolled in Athens Area Middle School. Which was a different spectacle. She then when on to Harlan Rowe Junior High School (grades 8 to 9), by now her chest were fully nut cracked and she was bouncing it out and about. Finally she settled for Athens Area High School for grades 10 to 12.

During her stint at Harlan Rowe Junior High School, where she was constantly trolled upon for being unliked and weird ,she being about 15 at the time. Accidentally stumble across an anime clip that someone at her school was watching. She was so 'moved' by the anime song that she started developing a fetish for j-pop and anime.

Due to her new found fetish developed during her time, at Harlan Rowe Junior High School. Her high school life at Athens Area High School was equally if not more severely tormented. She was cast a side and severely bullied, she started cunt shaving, commenting on sexy pictures of Asian models , trolling forums, dating over the internet. In an interview, she denied ever being in love (as in being in a relationship). But a deeper understanding of her online presence explains otherwise. In a contradicting support statement said by her during the interview. She talked about how she did have a crush but the person did not return it. What does that mean? It meant that she was rejected, period. Template:Squote Having finished high school, and having realized that being trolled at was something not in line with her new found philosophy. She made a career desicion to not go to college. She started work at CVS and started posting 'me doing nothing' at youtube.

Note: The CVS Pharmacy that she worked at is about 1.7 miles from her home. Based on information from interviews, she spoke of how long it took to walk from her house to the convenient store, 30 minutes. She took 30 minutes to walk 1.7 miles. What short legs you have there? Dear Maggie...

Analysis of Magibon's Blog

Magibon has been in the blogging scene for quite some while. She creates the pedo arousing allure, in her blog, to help known pedophiles feel better about themselves.

Magi's blog is written in WeeTripleBoo AnimeCunt Engrish Japponaise. Which is a commonly known dialect of most weeaboos attempting japanese.

Magi's blog is in both hurtful and self degenerating to the average reader, as it narrates on frivolous things that no one cares about. Things such as, I went; today I am soo depressed; yesterday was rain so I use umbrella; I want happy feeling onegaishimasu; tomorrow,I got work, I no like work; my life is so boring; I miss japan.

In further analysis, Magi is shown on one specific entry of her blog to use english. As what is shown concludes, Magi reveals a life long ambition of upscaling applemilk1988 and to troll the mighty words of the forefathers of Americunt. To add further insult, she wrote that on independent day. One could only pray that she does not reach for the same demoralizing loathing on this year independent day.

Love against Magibon

Across the endless bawl of what is the internet. There are belligerent fans who call for a new order of things. Known request of this lot of pedo seniors includes a banishment of free speak. The constant liberty that shape Animecunt lives.

Top 5 Most Wanted MagiPhiles

Forryga

28 year Japanese male. Known wilder beast famous for defending Magi rites around Jewtube and forums. Also translates Magi Videos.

Drstulu

62 year old married white American male who has 2 daughters. Trolls Jewtube with threats of a new order. Due to known age and whatever, is rumored to be a pedo.

Firithfenion

A 40-69 year old German. Answered many riddles to Magibon with faggot lies. Hosts a Faggot FAQ website. Known to have trolled wikipedia for an article for Magibon. However was post humorously rejected.

Anon Pedo

A 29-85 year old person of unknown whereabouts. who prints and masturbates to Magi gravure pictures.

Japanese Pedo

A 5-infinity old person who lives in Japan. Who mostly likely is watching Jap porn. Also known to have masturbated to Magi through printed playboy magazines and Youtube.