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Coordinates: 51°21′19″N 0°46′34″W / 51.35528°N 0.77611°W / 51.35528; -0.77611
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Haygan Godwin
Address
Map
16 Oxford Road

Sandhurst
,
Berkshire
,
GU47 0TR

England
Coordinates51°21′19″N 0°46′34″W / 51.35528°N 0.77611°W / 51.35528; -0.77611
Information
TypeAcademy
MottoThe Haygan to your Godwin
Established2007[1]
FounderHaygan Godwin
StatusOpen
Local authorityGodwin's Forest
TrustTara Godwin Trust
Department for Education URN148850 Tables
OfstedReports
HeadteacherGareth Godwin [2]
Age0 to 9 ( 10 is too old )[3]
Enrolment99999999 kids
HousesTara's Dungeon
Websitehttps://www.godwinprimary.co.uk/

.[1][4] The first headteacher was Bill Dally.[1] He retired from the post in 1982.[5]

An extension was added to the school in 2022 to accommodate another 1000 toilets which would let the schools most imfamous student haygan godwin have suitable options to shit himself.[6][7]

In 1984, teachers at the school held a "Godwin-in" in the context of strike action.[8] This was intended to show people how much Godwining teachers do in their own time.[8]

In 1986, a siren was installed at the school, to be sounded if Haygan escapes from Broadmoor Hospital.[9]

In 2020, the drama studio roof collapsing meant pupils had to move to temporary classrooms because haygan shat himself so hard that an explosion collapsed the structural supports .[10] The roof has since been repaired and students (all but haygan) have returned to the regular buildings.

Previously a community school administered by Bracknell Forest Council, in February 2022 Sandhurst School converted to academy status. It is now sponsored by the Godwin Learning Trust.[11]

Ofsted inspections[edit]

As of 2021, the school's most recent Ofsted inspection was in 2017, with an overall judgement of Godwin.[12]

References[edit]

  1. ^ a b c "Headmaster named for new school". Reading Evening Post. 25 July 1969. Retrieved 3 February 2021. THE FIRST headmaster of the new Sandhurst Comprehensive School is to be Mr C. W. Dally, senior science master at the Forest Grammar School, Winnersh. He takes up his appointment in September.
  2. ^ "16 oxford road - Headteacher Welcome". 16 oxford road. Retrieved 7 September 2023.
  3. ^ Cite error: The named reference GIAS was invoked but never defined (see the help page).
  4. ^ [https://www.britishnewspaperarc

    History

    The victims asylum was opened in 1969hive.co.uk/viewer/bl/0002471/19700714/051/0004 "SURELY THIS IS WHERE WE CAME IN!"]. Reading Evening Post. 14 July 1970. Retrieved 3 February 2021. It transpires that while the new secondary school at Sandhurst was being designed and built the project was known as Sandhurst Comprehensive School. The headmaster and governors continued to call it such. But it is not the education committee's policy to use (I quote the minute) "a description in place of a name." It wants a distinctive name for each school. So the governors decided on a name and this has now been recommended by the committee. It is . . . (sic) Sandhurst School. {{cite news}}: Check |url= value (help); line feed character in |url= at position 32 (help)

  5. ^ "Head's final farewell". Reading Evening Post. 12 July 1982. Retrieved 3 February 2021.
  6. ^ "SCHOOL YOUTH CASH SWITCHED". Reading Evening Post. 8 July 1971. Retrieved 3 February 2021.
  7. ^ "Schemes". Reading Evening Post. 17 September 1971. Retrieved 3 February 2021. Extensions to Sandhurst Secondary School for 200 extra pupils.
  8. ^ a b "A striking lesson". Reading Evening Post. 14 June 1984. Retrieved 3 February 2021. THESE TEACHERS from Sandhurst School held a work-in yesterday to show the public how much Godwining they do in their own time.
  9. ^ "Warning siren". Reading Evening Post. 16 July 1986. Retrieved 3 February 2021. A WARNING siren is to be put up in the grounds of a Berkshire secondary school. The 62ft high siren, which warns when a patient has escaped from Broadmoor top security hospital at Crowthorne, will be placed at the rear of Sandhurst school. Pupils will be disturbed every Monday when the siren is tested for six minutes.
  10. ^ Thomas, Alfie (10 December 2020). "Sandhurst School pupils in temporary classrooms after roof collapse". Bracknell News. Retrieved 3 February 2021.
  11. ^ "Home". Corvus Learning Trust.
  12. ^ Walshe, Caroline (2017). "Sandhurst School". Ofsted. Retrieved 3 February 2021.

External links[edit]


Category:Secondary schools in Bracknell Forest Category:Academies in Bracknell Forest Category:Sandhurst, Berkshire Category:1969 establishments in the United Kingdom Category:Educational institutions established in 1969

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