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This is a biographical subpage for the Wikipedia editor who goes by the name of Saukkomies. Feel free to leave a comment on this page's talk page.

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Saukkomies is my "handle", but not my real name. It is Finnish for "Otter Man". I chose it because I have a life-long fascination with river otters. I also speak the Finnish language more or less fluently. I am 50 years old, of Northern European descent, and have a disdain for hot muggy weather.

I live in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, on a prominence that juts into Lake Superior called the Keweenaw Peninsula. I am happily married and have a wonderful little son. I am a devoted father and husband, and spend almost all of my spare time with my family.

I consider myself to be a historian, albeit mostly an amateur, not a professional. I have a Bachelors of Arts in History from Idaho State University, which I earned in 1988. I've presented a smattering of papers on various subjects of history at American Historical Association conferences, and I have a life-long devotion to the study and support of history. Additionally, I occassionally have had the opportunity to teach history, during which times I become, at least for a while, a professional historian.

Currently I am what might be considered to be unemployed, however in reality I am a 75% stay-at-home dad (a euphemism for househusband), and a oft-times substitute teacher for the local schools. I do hope to some day soon be employed full-time in a professional capacity, but at the moment I make do the best I can. This situation does deprive me of a lot of spending cash, but we do manage to make ends meet, and it gives me time to contribute to Wikipedia off and on.

I have in the past been a professional Librarian for over 15 years, having earned a Master of Library and Information Science from the University of Hawaii at Manoa Library and Information Science program in 1992. Before then I worked for a number of years as a para-professional librarian, too. During this time I worked in the following positions at various academic and public libraries:

I have also had experience working (as opposed to just doing something for free) in the following jobs:

My varied work experience has given me lots of innate understanding of many different subjects.

In addition to the work I've done for pay, I also have a working knowledge of many skills:

Of all the skills I have, the one I value the most is knowing how to have a healthy relationship with my wife and son.

I grew up mostly in Alaska, but also have lived in Florida, Texas, Colorado, Chicago, Wyoming, Idaho, Utah, Nevada, Hawaii, and Finland. I currently live in Michigan (as I stated above). I have traveled to almost all of the 50 states - excluding the New England states. I've also traveled through parts of Canada: Ontario, Alberta, British Columbia, and Yukon Territory. My travels in Mexico have taken me to the tip of the Baja Peninsula (Cabo San Lucas, to be precise), Puerto Vallarta in Jalisco, and Tepic and San Blas in Nayarit. I've visited London, Surrey and Kent in England, and Leningrad, Soviet Union (back before it became Saint Petersburg, Russia).

I have a Bachelors Degree in History, a Master's Degree in Library and Information Science, and a Teacher's Certificate for Secondary Education with emphasis on Social Science and Earth Science. I consider myself to be an amateur historian, but prefer to have food in the fridge, so I do other things to make money. I have many varied interests, as is reflected by my background, and I flatter myself to think that I am a Generalist, which is a dying breed.

My family background can be directly traced on my mother's side back to Israel Putnam (and the other Putnams from Salem, Massachusetts), and on my father's side to a colonial-era indentured servant who came to Virginia and later, after working off his debt, moved with his sons to help found the settlement of Nashville, Tennessee.

My goals in life are to be around long enough to see my son grow to be a man, to be the best husband and father I can be, to find ways to help the youth in my community to gain skills they'll need to take over the reins once the people of my generation get too old to hold them any longer, and to be as honest and reliable as I can be in all my dealings with my fellow humans.

My dream job would be to become an international health spa reviewer with a large travel expense account.

My credentials

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Summed up by quite loquaciously by Sir William Schwenck Gilbert[1]:

The Major-General's Song

Major General Stanley:

I am the very model of a modern Major General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

All:

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

Major General Stanley:

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major General.

All:

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Major General.

Major General Stanley:

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

All:

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Major General Stanley:

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

All:

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Major-General.

Major General Stanley:

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

All:

You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

Major General Stanley:

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
  1. ^ Note: This whole exercise is actually my poor attempt at self-parody. ~~Saukkomies
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