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This is me.
I am Alan. This is my Facebook page:  If anyone wants to talk, put something on my talk page, or message me on Facebook. By the way, my e-mail address is here: 
And if I don't answer anything you send, e-mail isn't set up on my computer yet. But I will be able to use e-mail soon. By the way, I collect elements, and I have an exceedingly high intelligence quotient.
I currently have these elements:
7 grams of Beryllium
Carbon (15+ grams)
Magnesium (5+ grams)
Copper (maybe 20 grams)
Nickel (20+ grams)
Zinc (20+ grams)
5 grams of Indium
5 grams of Erbium
about 2 ounces of Manganese
1.25 grams of Rhenium
.9 micro-curies of Americium-241 (highly radioactive)
1.17 grams of Osmium
1.8 grams of Uranium
Plutonium (I don't have it yet, but I will, and don't even ask how...)
Oh, and here is a list of good names for elements:
Rachelium (I love Rachel, and I always will) (don't ask why this is here...)
Ellaium (or something like that)
Annaium (or something like that...)
My favorite quotes:
"I like chips."
"I like pie."
"I love you." (I don't get that one much)
"Because Chuck Norris said so!"
Someone: "What's up?" Me: "Some airplanes."
"Hey, Chuck Norris went somewhere near here, go find him."
"I heard this roller coaster has a hole in the track, and it could fall apart" (I made the line I had to wait in a bit shorter...)
"Stahp." (I had no idea who would say "stop" like this, but someone did...)
"No... Just no..." (A girl said this to me... I think everyone knows why...)
"You know, I can't talk on the phone all day..." (A girl said something like that to me once... I call people too much...)
"Want to hear one of my science lessons?" (I say that a lot, and "no" is the only reply I get)
"Are you single?" (I ask girls that question way too much, and I normally only get "no" as an answer...)
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