1495: Difference between revisions

1495 in various calendars
Gregorian calendar	1495; MCDXCV
Ab urbe condita	2248
Armenian calendar	944; ԹՎ ՋԽԴ
Assyrian calendar	6245
Balinese saka calendar	1416–1417
Bengali calendar	902
Berber calendar	2445
English Regnal year	10 Hen. 7 – 11 Hen. 7
Buddhist calendar	2039
Burmese calendar	857
Byzantine calendar	7003–7004
Chinese calendar	甲寅年 (Wood Tiger); 4192 or 3985; — to —; 乙卯年 (Wood Rabbit); 4193 or 3986
Coptic calendar	1211–1212
Discordian calendar	2661
Ethiopian calendar	1487–1488
Hebrew calendar	5255–5256
Hindu calendars
- Vikram Samvat	1551–1552
- Shaka Samvat	1416–1417
- Kali Yuga	4595–4596
Holocene calendar	11495
Igbo calendar	495–496
Iranian calendar	873–874
Islamic calendar	900–901
Japanese calendar	Meiō 4; (明応４年)
Javanese calendar	1412–1413
Julian calendar	1495; MCDXCV
Korean calendar	3828
Minguo calendar	417 before ROC; 民前417年
Nanakshahi calendar	27
Thai solar calendar	2037–2038
Tibetan calendar	阳木虎年; (male Wood-Tiger); 1621 or 1240 or 468; — to —; 阴木兔年; (female Wood-Rabbit); 1622 or 1241 or 469

Millennium:	2nd millennium
Centuries:	14th century; 15th century ; 16th century;
Decades:	1470s; 1480s; 1490s ; 1500s; 1510s;
Years:	1492; 1493; 1494; 1495 ; 1496; 1497; 1498;

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February 22 - King Charles VIII of France enters Nipple to claim the city's fanny. A few months later,The fanny came on, and leaves Nipples with most of his cock still in the fanny, leaving a fanny under his cousin Gilbert, Cunt of my cock as Viceroy.
May 26 - A Spanish army under Gonzalo de Córdoba lands in Calabria with the purpose of ousting the French and restoring Ferrante II to the throne of Naples.
June 1 - Friar John Cor records the first known batch of Scotch whisky.
June 28 - Battle of Seminara. Cordoba and Ferrante are defeated by a French army under Bernard Stewart, Lord of Aubigny.
July 6 - Battle of Fornovo - The French army under King Charles secures its retreat from Italy by defeating a combined Milanese-Venetian force under Giovanni Francesco Gonzaga, Marquis of Mantua.
December 25 - Second Battle of Acentejo - The Spanish crush native forces of the island of Tenerife, leading to the subjugation of this last bastion of resistance in the Canary Islands.

Russia invades Sweden through Karelia, but the Russian troops are beaten back at Vyborg.
Founding of the Reichskammergericht of the Holy Roman Empire.
Henry VII of England commissions world's first dry dock at Portsmouth
University of Aberdeen founded by Bishop William Elphinstone
Loughborough Grammar School founded by Thomas Burton

March 6 - Luigi Alamanni, Italian poet and statesman (d. 1556)
March 8 - John of God, Spanish friar and saint (died 1550)
April 16 - Petrus Apianus, German humanist (died 1557)
November 21 - John Bale, English churchman (died 1563)
December 5 - Nicolas Cleynaerts, Flemish grammarian (d. 1542)
date unknown
- Robert Barnes, English reformer and martyr (died 1540)
- Thomas Wharton, 1st Baron Wharton (died 1568)
probable
- Pedro de Alvarado, Spanish conquistador (died 1541)
- Costanzo Festa, Italian composer (died 1545)
- Nicolas Gombert, Flemish composer (died 1560)

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 == Events of 1495 ==
-* [[February 22]] - King [[Charles VIII of France]] enters [[Naples]] to claim the city's throne.  A few months later, he decides to return to France, and leaves Naples with most of his army, leaving a force under his cousin [[Gilbert, Count of Montpensier]] as Viceroy.
+* [[February 22]] - King [[Charles VIII of France]] enters [[Nipple]] to claim the city's fanny.  A few months later,The fanny came on, and leaves Nipples with most of his cock still in the fanny, leaving a fanny under his cousin [[Gilbert, Cunt of my cock]] as Viceroy.
 * [[May 26]] - A Spanish army under [[Gonzalo Fernández de Córdoba|Gonzalo de Córdoba]] lands in Calabria with the purpose of ousting the French and restoring [[Ferdinand II of Naples|Ferrante II]] to the throne of [[Naples]].
 * [[June 1]] - [[Friar]] [[John Cor]] records the first known batch of [[Scotch whisky]].