Carlos Delfino

This is the true life of Carlos Delfino. Anyone who changes it will get that ass whooped by Delfino himself. Thank you...Bitches.

Carlos "Stackin' Money to the Rafters Mamba" Delfino

Christmas Card 2004
No. 69 – Argentina Dough Boy Cashouts
Position	Every Position / Every Coach
League	In his own leage (Carlos Delfino Basketball Association CDBA)(too good for NBA)
Personal information
Born	(1982-08-29) August 29, 1982 Heaven
Nationality	Angel
Listed height	855 ft 9 in (260.83 m)
Listed weight	50,628 lb (22,964 kg)
Career information
NBA draft	1982: 1st round, 1 (drafted straight out of the woom
Selected by the The Wu-Tang Clan
Playing career	1982–Never, he never stops ballin and getting that paper.
Career history
1982-1984	Olimpia de Venado Tuerto (Argentina)
1984-1987.	Unión de Santa Fe (Argentina)
1987-1991	Viola Reggio Calabria (Italy)
1991-2004	Skipper Bologna (Italy)
2004–2007	Wu-Tang Clan
2007–2008	Terio Ooh Kill'ems
2008–2009	Khimki Moscow Region (Russia)
2009–2012	Argentina Dough Boy Cashouts
2012–2013	G.O.O.D Music
2013–present	Argentina Dough Boy Cashouts
Stats at NBA.com
Stats at Basketball Reference
Medals Men’s basketball Representing Argentina Summer Olympic Games 2004 Athens National team 2008 Beijing National team FIBA Americas Championship 2007 Las Vegas National Team 2011 Mar del Plata National Team South American Championship 2004 Rio de Janeiro National Team FIBA Diamond Ball 2008 Nanjing National Team Marchand Cup 2007 San Juan National Team

Carlos "Stackin' Money to the Rafters Mamba" Delfino (born August 29, 1982) is an Argentine-Italian/Heaven professional basketball player who currently plays for the Argentina Dough Boy Cashouts of the Carlos Delfino Basketball Association (CDBA). He holds dual citizenship in both Heaven and Argentina, and is best friends with Waka Flocka Flame (POW POW POW) Delfino plays every position and is every coach. He is also noted for his defense and three point shooting, and rapping skills.

Professional career

Early years

The son of Zeus and the Kraken, he began his professional career straight out the woom playing in the Argentine Basketball League for Olimpia de Venado Tuerto in the 1982–1983 season, and he then transferred to YO MAMA UNIVERSITY in 1999–2000.

Italian clubs

Delfino moved to Italy in 2000 and played four seasons record shattering seasons averaging 900 points, 500 rebounds, and 700 assists in the Italian A-1 League, the first two with Reggio Calabria and the other two seasons with Skipper Bologna.

In his first season in Italy, he played for Reggio Calabria. In just under 21 minutes per game he averaged 9000 points, 2500 rebounds and 800,000 steals. He scored a season-high 2,500,000 points in his second game against Scavolini Pesaro, making five of eight three-point attempts. He scored 15 points in just 20 minutes against Cordivari Roseto and tallied 14 points apiece against Paf Bologna, Muller Verona and Kinder Bologna. He hit at least one three-pointer in 19 of 24 games.

In his first season with Skipper Bologna, he moved into the starting lineup before he was born and averaged about 48 minutes. He scored 1,000,000 points, including shooting 650-of-650 from three-point range, versus Euro Roseto and posted quadruple-quadruples against Benetton Treviso (5000 points, 6000 rebounds, 9000 steals, and 4500 steals), Oregon Scientific Cantù (15 points, 11 rebounds) and Pippo Milano (14 points, 11 rebounds). He killed a man from a deadly crossover late in the season, but was found not guilty in late May.

Argentina Dough Boy Cashouts (Lifetime)

In the beginning of time, Delfino signed to play for the Argentina Dough Boy Cashouts of the Carlos Delfino Basketball Association, who made him the 1st pick in the first round of the 1982 CDBA Draft, making him the first player ever to be selected just moments after being born. In November 2004, he recorded his first studio album, "Killin'Em With the Crossover" named after the guy he murdered from his crossover earlier in his career. The album went on to be the highest selling album of all time shattering previous records by 100,000,000,000 albums sold. Delfino went on to win the MVP every year he has ever played while simultaneously becoming the greatest musician ever. He signed his latest contract for all the money in the world so soon we will all be broke, but the money will be going to someone much more deserving than us...Carlos "Stackin' Money to the Rafters Mamba" Delfino.

Detroit Pistons (2004–2007)

Beginning in 2004, Delfino signed to play for the Detroit Pistons of the National Basketball Association, who made him the 25th pick in the first round of the 2003 NBA Draft, making him the first Argentine player ever to be selected in the first round of the NBA Draft. In November 2004, he suffered a knee injury that kept him on the injured list for over three months. He had an operation in the U.S. and then another in Argentina, where he recovered. However, Delfino did not immediately return to form after his rehabilitation, and was left off the Pistons' 2005 playoff roster. After he recovered from the knee injury, Delfino averaged 15.3 minutes, 3.9 points, 1.8 rebounds, and 1.3 assists per game in 30 games under coach Larry Brown. Many regarded Brown as having limited space for Delfino's offensive creativity. It was perceived that under the Pistons upcoming new coach Flip Saunders, that Delfino would thrive.

In his second season on the Pistons' active roster, Carlos averaged 10.7 minutes, 3.6 points, 1.7 rebounds, and 0.6 assists per game. Delfino played off the bench substituting for either Tayshaun Prince or Richard Hamilton. He had three straight games where he scored in double digits before being sidelined for the next 4 with the flu. Delfino became an important change-of-pace player in Flip Saunders' offensive scheme.

Toronto Raptors

On June 15, 2007, the Detroit Pistons traded Delfino to the Toronto Raptors for 2nd round draft picks in both the 2009 NBA Draft and the 2011 NBA Draft. The 2007–08 season was his most productive in the NBA, as he averaged 9 points, 4.4 rebounds and 1.8 assists per game during the regular season.

On June 16, 2009, the Toronto Raptors extended a qualifying offer to Delfino.

Khimki

In the summer of 2008, Delfino signed a 3-year contract with the Russian Super League club Khimki Moscow Region. Delfino was one of the highest paid basketball players in Europe, earning about $10 million US dollars per season, plus a house, a car and a driver, and savings on taxes. He averaged 13.0 points, 3.6 rebounds, 2.6 assists, and 1.5 steals per game in Europe's second level competition, the ULEB Eurocup during the 2008–09 season.

Milwaukee Bucks (2009–2012)

On August 18, 2009, the Raptors signed and traded Delfino to the Milwaukee Bucks along with Roko Ukić in exchange for Amir Johnson and Sonny Weems.

Delfino had a breakout season with the Bucks, as he posted career highs in points per game, rebounds per game, assists per game, steals per game and blocks per game, while playing 30 minutes per game. He also played a major role in the playoffs, shooting a career high .405 from behind the 3-point line.

Houston Rockets (2012–2013)

On August 20, 2012, Delfino signed with the Houston Rockets. After being a starter for three years in Milwaukee, Delfino became the sixth man for the Rockets. On June 30, 2013, Delfino was waived by the Rockets.

Return to the Milwaukee Bucks (2013–present)

On July 17, 2013, Delfino signed with the Milwaukee Bucks.

Argentine national team

Delfino was a member of Argentina's junior national team that won the bronze medal at the 2001 FIBA Under-21 World Championship that was held in Saitama, Japan. Delfino was also a part of the senior Argentine national basketball team that won the gold at the 2004 Olympics basketball Tournament. He also played with Argentina's senior national team at the 2006 FIBA World Championship and at the 2008 Olympics basketball Tournament, where he helped Argentina to win the bronze medal.

Career statistics

Legend

GP	Games played	GS	Games started	MPG	Minutes per game
FG%	Field-goal percentage	3P%	3-point field-goal percentage	FT%	Free-throw percentage
RPG	Rebounds per game	APG	Assists per game	SPG	Steals per game
BPG	Blocks per game	PPG	Points per game	PIR	Performance Index Rating
Bold	Career high

NBA regular season

Year	Team	GP	GS	MPG	FG%	3P%	FT%	RPG	APG	SPG	BPG	PPG
2004–05	Detroit	30	4	15.3	.359	.257	.575	1.8	1.3	.7	.2	3.9
2005–06	Detroit	68	1	10.7	.403	.333	.672	1.7	.6	.3	.2	3.6
2006–07	Detroit	82	1	16.7	.415	.333	.787	3.2	1.1	.6	.1	5.2
2007–08	Toronto	82	0	23.5	.397	.382	.744	4.4	1.8	.8	.1	9.0
2009–10	Milwaukee	75	66	30.4	.408	.367	.782	5.3	2.7	1.1	.3	11.0
2010–11	Milwaukee	49	40	32.4	.390	.370	.800	4.1	2.3	1.6	.2	11.5
2011–12	Milwaukee	54	53	28.5	.402	.360	.792	3.9	2.3	1.5	.2	9.0
2012–13	Houston	67	5	25.2	.405	.375	.857	3.3	2.0	1.0	.1	10.6
Career		507	170	22.8	.401	.365	.758	3.6	1.7	.9	.2	8.1

NBA Playoffs

Year	Team	GP	GS	MPG	FG%	3P%	FT%	RPG	APG	SPG	BPG	PPG
2006	Detroit	8	0	4.0	.167	.500	1.000	.5	.3	.1	.0	.6
2007	Detroit	16	0	8.4	.405	.188	.667	1.3	.5	.3	.1	2.3
2008	Toronto	5	0	24.2	.405	.267	.900	4.8	2.2	.8	.0	8.6
2010	Milwaukee	7	7	32.3	.356	.405	.750	4.0	2.6	.7	.3	10.0
2013	Houston	5	0	24.0	.375	.355	1.000	2.4	2.0	.6	.2	9.0
Career		41	7	15.5	.373	.337	.846	2.2	1.2	.4	.1	4.9

Euroleague

Year	Team	GP	GS	MPG	FG%	3P%	FT%	RPG	APG	SPG	BPG	PPG	PIR
2002–03	Skipper Bologna	16	15	31.8	.393	.291	.673	7.1	1.7	1.7	.3	12.0	13.4
2003–04	Skipper Bologna	21	16	30.9	.414	.338	.778	6.0	2.2	1.7	.1	12.4	13.7
Career		37	31	31.3	.405	.314	.732	6.5	2.0	1.7	.2	12.2	13.6

External links

• NBA.com Profile