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Sal the Stockbroker
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Born (1968-10-24) October 24, 1968 (age 55)
New York ??
Occupation(s)Writer, Comedian, Radio personality, Stockbroker(formerly)
Websitewww.horsetoothjackass.com
www.howardstern.com

Salvatore "Sal the Stockbroker" Governale (born October 24, 1968) is an American radio personality who currently works as a writer on The Howard Stern Show. He previously worked for brokerage firms (hence his nickname), while frequently calling Stern's show. Sal established himself by harassing Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate. He still regularly torments Dell'Abate daily by charging into Gary's office wearing a monkey suit whenever Dell'Abate is on-camera answering to Howard Stern for some minor mistake. Once in the office, Governale may also spray Silly String or dump confetti on Dell'Abate, and on October 31, 2006 Governale rubbed his anus on the office's doorknob. In addition to writing for the show, Sal made Supertwink: The Movie for Howard Stern On Demand. He is currently performing stand-up comedy with The Killers of Comedy Tour along with other show cast mates at various clubs across the United States.

Early life and pre-Stern Show

As a child, Salvatore spent countless hours sitting on a flour bag in the family "pitzeria" watching his father make pizzas and cheat on his mother. As a teenager, Sal made a rap CD under the name "G Man". Sal claimed the company that produced his CD scammed him out of thousands of dollars. He was a member of the break-dancing group "The Circuit Breakers." Sal was also president of the Beastie Boys fan club "Beastie Revolution" at age 17.[1]

Homosexual and incestuous acts

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Screenshot from Howard Stern's inDemand television show, showing (from left to right) Bubba The Love Sponge, Gary Dell'Abate, Richard Christy and Sal the Stockbroker. Richard and Sal are equipped with dog training shock collars on their scrota, while Bubba mans the controls.

Since he joined The Howard Stern Show, Governale has engaged in what many would consider homosexual acts, usually with fellow staff member Richard Christy.

  • On June 14, 2005, Sal put a banana through the fly of his pants, spat on it, and Richard Christy sucked it. Christy did this in order to meet one of his rock idols, Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters. He had the option of doing that or being teabagged by Sal. [3]
  • On January 16, 2006 during the Revelations Game (a game where cast members revealed secrets about themselves), Sal revealed that at 14 he once hid in a linen closet and masturbated while watching his aunt and cousin defecating. Sal also revealed in the "tie-breaker round" that he once ejaculated into an ex-girlfriend's beverage and served it to her at a club as a means of revenge. Governale was the first person to be censored on Howard's Sirius Satellite Radio show when he revealed details about the linen closet incident.
  • On April 24, 2006, Sal offered to insert his penis into the empty eye socket of a man missing an eye. The act was ultimately aborted when a doctor alerted them that this could kill the eyeless man.
  • On September 12, 2006 Bubba the Love Sponge came into the studio and gave Richard Christy 100mg of Viagra and a Cialis. Christy then revealed that he thought that 'Spice Boy' from "The Bubba the Love Sponge Show" was attractive, then 'Spice Boy' threw pennies, a nickel, and a shoe at Christy's erect penis, while Sal whispered into Christy's ear "Take your dick out and I'll spit on it." Christy then let Sal spit on his penis and said "I do it all for the show." At this point, Stern staff member Artie Lange left the studio. Later that day, Sal tried to stick a vibrator wand in Bubba's and then Brent's anus.
  • Sal's sexual confusions may stem from being abused as a child. On the September 12, 2006 Stern 'Wrap Up Show', he revealed that when he was 11 years old his 28-year-old aunt forced him to expose his penis on multiple occasions and once molested him. In addition to sexual abuse, Sal also revealed he had been physically abused by his father.
  • During the Artie Lange roast, Governale and Christy had their temperatures taken rectally by Robin Quivers. Governale and Christy held hands during the "examination" and then chased each other around the studio with their soiled thermometers (which are now rumored to be taped to the door of their office).
  • Sal once said he had let a man have sex in his ear, let High Pitch Eric defecate on his chest, and then kiss his balls, in order to win a TV.
  • During a Stern Show broadcast on August 24, 2006, a nude Governale controlled the "man jack", a male-oriented sex toy, while Christy attempted to penetrate the device. Adding to the homosexuality of the action, Sal had spit into the area where Christy inserted his penis.
  • Collaborated with Richard Christy to make the homosexual-themed movie Supertwink, in which they starred, co-wrote and directed.


  • On May 8th, 2007, Richard Christy was paid $5,000 by Artie Lange to lick the testicles of Governale for 10 seconds. Governale was compensated as well and received $2,000 from Stern and The Wrap Up Show Host, Jon Hein, but was visibly shaken by the stunt. Christy maintained that the stunt was 'not gay' because it didn't involve Sal's penis.
  • On July 26, 2007, Sal kissed Richard's taint in exchange for Artie Lange getting on a scale.
  • On August 13, 2007, Sal was paid $500 to dip his uncircumcised penis into paint and paint Richard's face like and Indian. At the end he put his uncircumcised penis into Richard's mouth. Richard claims it only 'hit his teeth'. For this stunt Richard earned a box of over sized Simpson's underwear may of which he already owned.

Other controversies

Killers of Comedy incident

On Friday, March 23rd, 2007, during an appearance at the Lakeland Center in Lakeland, Florida with Gary Dell'Abate, Richard Christy, Reverend Bob Levy, and Artie Lange, Sal was mocking Dell'abate onstage by wearing a mask of Dell'Abate's face and dancing. Unable to see properly, he veered too close to the edge of the stage and fell an estimated seven feet. The drop caused him to break his left wrist in two places, left him with three bruised ribs, and a bruised left eye.[5]

Famous Quotes

  • "Hi, this is Sal Governale," (from his taped apology)

References

  1. ^ http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#wed
  2. ^ Kaplan, Jason (2005-05-09). "The Rundown". Retrieved 2007-03-27. {{cite web}}: Unknown parameter |coauthors= ignored (|author= suggested) (help)
  3. ^ Kaplan, Jason (2005-06-14). "The Rundown". Retrieved 2007-03-27. {{cite web}}: Unknown parameter |coauthors= ignored (|author= suggested) (help)
  4. ^ "Sal Governale". The Smoking Gun. The Smoking Gun. Retrieved 2007-03-14. {{cite news}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter: |coauthors= (help)
  5. ^ Kaplan, Jason (2007-03-26). "The Rundown". Retrieved 2007-03-26. {{cite web}}: Unknown parameter |coauthors= ignored (|author= suggested) (help)

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