Celebrity Jeopardy! (Saturday Night Live)
|Saturday Night Live sketch|
|Written by||Norm Macdonald and Steve Higgins|
One episode each:
Alex Trebek (Cameo)
Celebrity Jeopardy! is a series of sketches that aired regularly on the television comedy/variety show Saturday Night Live between 1996 and 2002, the years when Will Ferrell was a cast member. It parodies the same-named special event on the television quiz show Jeopardy! that features competition between notable individuals with all winnings going towards charitable organizations, and significant reductions to the game's level of difficulty. Fifteen sketches aired between December 1996 and February 2015: two sketches per season from 1996 to 2002, when Ferrell was a regular on the show; and one each in 2005 and 2009, when Ferrell returned to the show as host. The sketch was revived for the Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special on February 15, 2015.
Ferrell portrays Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek. Darrell Hammond also appeared in each sketch, usually portraying Sean Connery, in an impersonation that "often questions Trebek's sexuality and sometimes implies that he has known Trebek's mother in a carnal sense." Norm Macdonald appeared as Burt Reynolds in six sketches. Jimmy Fallon also appeared six times, each time portraying a different character.
The sketch begins at the start of the second round of Jeopardy!, called Double Jeopardy!. Trebek welcomes the audience, often apologizing for the contestants' behavior during the game's (unseen) first round (e.g. "Before we begin the Double Jeopardy! round, I'd like to ask our contestants, once again, please refrain from using ethnic slurs"), and introduces the celebrity contestants (who often appear confused, cocky, immature, or showing no interest whatsoever in the game), along with their current scores, which are revealed to be either $0, a negative score, or a very low positive score. The rules of Jeopardy!, as in the original game show, require that a contestant select a category and a dollar value from the game board in order for the game to proceed. However, the celebrity contestants will refuse or fail to select an appropriate clue, grinding the game to a halt, and often requiring Trebek to choose one himself.
As the celebrities' growing ineptitude became apparent, the subject matter used for categories shifted from normal topics (such as "Movies" and "Popular Music") to more childish topics, as well as categories whose titles give not-so-subtle hints as to the correct response without even reading the clues, such as "Colors that End in 'Urple'", "States that Begin with 'Californ'", "Famous 'Kareem Abdul-Jabbars'", and categories that do not require any responses whatsoever (such as "Don't Do Anything", "Automatic Points", and "I Have a Chardonnay", where "you automatically get the points and I get to have a glass of wine"). "Potent Potables", a recurring category on the actual Jeopardy! show, appears in every sketch but is never selected, though Trebek mentions that it is about alcohol to Kathie Lee Gifford, who soon rejects it. When it finally is selected, it results in an inadvertently offensive pre-recorded Video Daily Double involving Bill Cosby.
During the round, none of the contestants ever gives a correct response, buzzing in and either giving horribly incorrect responses or saying things that have nothing to do with the game, frustrating Trebek who does nothing to hide his contempt for the celebrities' performance. Trebek's mood is also exacerbated by Connery's antics, which include making sexual jokes at Trebek's expense; including the implication that Connery has had sexual relations with Trebek's mother. Connery, who almost always refers to Trebek by his surname, also tends to misread categories, turning them into sexually suggestive phrases (i.e., misreading "Catch These Men", a category about people on the FBI's Most Wanted list, as "Catch the Semen"; "Japan U.S. Relations" as "Jap Anus Relations"; "An Album Cover" as "Anal Bum Cover"; "Therapists" as "The Rapists"; "The Pen Is Mightier", a category about quotes from famous authors, as "The Penis Mightier", which Connery thought was a penis enlargement drug; "Famous Titles" as "Famous Titties", "Who Reads" as "Whore Ads", "Let It Snow" as "Le Tits, Now",etc.). Connery would also appear to change categories, such as crossing off letters in the categories "Richard Nixon" to make it read "Hard On" and "I Have a Chardonnay" to make it read "I Have a hardon", and, on one occasion, covered up an entire category with a piece of paper with a new one on there (specifically, "Potpourri" was covered up by "Things Trebek Sucks").
Trebek eventually grows exasperated with his inability to conduct the show, and cuts the round short by moving to the Final Jeopardy! round. Sometimes, he discards the scripted category; when this happens, the scripted category is usually not revealed (although at times, if conducive to the contestant's shenanigans, he will, as in the category "Famous Mothers"). When Trebek discards a category, he moves in favor of a much easier task; for instance, he will ask the celebrity contestants to write their own clue and respond to it, or make any mark whatsoever to earn a correct response. Sometimes, a childishly simple category is announced, such as "First Grade Math" or "Horsies". Despite constructing scenarios wherein it appears impossible for the celebrities to fail, they invariably do. Connery occasionally provides a correct response, but uses his wager to transform the text into a rude phrase. For instance, when Trebek asks the contestants to write a number to earn a correct response, Connery writes "V" for his response, which Trebek acknowledges as correct since "V" is the Roman numeral for 5, but Connery reveals "SucK it, Trebek" for the wager (the "V" forming the top of the "K"). In some occasions, Connery appears to have sympathy for Trebek until the wager reveal, which happens to be a rude drawing at Trebek's expense. However, Connery wasn't the only contestant to perform this. In response to a Final Jeopardy! question from one of the earlier sketches, which has each of the contestants name their favorite food, John Travolta responds "miso", surprising Trebek who says that miso is indeed a soup; yet when he asks for the wager, Travolta reveals it to be "horny", which is read as "me so horny".
Trebek is the beleaguered straight man, and is generally the only person on stage who is interested in the game. The contestants, who are either unaware of what the game is or uninterested in playing it, will ramble incoherently, deliver irrelevant monologues, or openly antagonize the host. Whenever a contestant takes the game seriously, he/she proves utterly incapable of supplying a correct response. In all fifteen sketches, no contestant ever buzzes in with a correct response. Two came close: Phil Donahue in the second sketch answered "This December 25th holiday involves decorating a tree and opening presents" with a vivid description of a Christmas Eve/Morning scenario while never actually saying the word "Christmas", and during the 40th anniversary sketch, Tony Bennett, played by Alec Baldwin, delivered a similar description of the book The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, only to be cut off by Trebek before he could remember Jim's nickname. Initially, Burt Reynolds had been the celebrity who appeared on each episode. When Reynolds appears for the last time on the sketch, he misreads the categories in the same manner as Connery. (Condiments as "The Condom Thing" and A Petit Dejeuner as "Ape Tit"), and insists that he be addressed as "Turd Ferguson" because, as he states, "it's a funny name". Reynolds appears briefly along with his podium (which still reads "Turd Ferguson") in the fourteenth sketch near the end of the Double Jeopardy round and then mysteriously vanishes during Final Jeopardy. Reynolds also makes an appearance during the 40th anniversary sketch, having apparently "driven" his podium onto the set.
At the end of almost every sketch, all three celebrities have scores in the negative thousands of dollars, and in most cases, a humorous, often sexual, Final Jeopardy! punchline is delivered by Hammond's Sean Connery character. Only once has the sketch ended with an unquestioned winner and money being awarded to charity, but even in this sketch, Burt Reynolds won simply because he had the least amount of negative money, rather than actually earning a victory.
Trebek ends the show, many times by announcing that money will not be awarded to charity or by declaring his intention to resign or commit suicide.
|#||Original airdate||Episode||Celebrities impersonated||Notes|
|1||December 7, 1996||S22:E08||Sean Connery||Burt Reynolds||Jerry Lewis|
|2||May 10, 1997||S22:E19||Phil Donahue||Marlon Brando|
|3||October 4, 1997||S23:E02||John Travolta||Michael Keaton|
|4||May 9, 1998||S23:E22||Sean Connery||Minnie Driver||Jeff Goldblum|
|5||October 24, 1998||S24:E04||Tom Cruise||Adam Sandler||Sean Connery||Sandler is the only SNL cast member to be parodied.|
|6||March 20, 1999||S24:E16||Nicolas Cage||Calista Flockhart|
|7||October 23, 1999||S25:E03||French Stewart||Burt Reynolds||Only episode with the four people (Ferrell, Fallon, Macdonald, Hammond) who appeared more than once. Reynolds starts with the highest score on any of the sketches, $14. Reynolds asks to be referred to as Turd Ferguson. Macdonald, now hosting, reprising his role as Reynolds.|
|8||April 15, 2000||S25:E17||Sean Connery||Keanu Reeves||Hilary Swank||Ricky Martin (Chris Kattan) appears in the Video Daily Double while Chad Lowe (Chris Parnell) appears in the audience.|
|9||December 16, 2000||S26:E08||Robin Williams||Catherine Zeta-Jones||Sean Connery|
|10||February 8, 2001||S26:Special||Ozzy Osbourne||Martha Stewart||SNL Thursday Night Live prime-time special. Writing on the sketch originally began the week before it aired.|
|11||September 29, 2001||S27:E01||Chris Tucker||Anne Heche|
|12||May 18, 2002||S27:E20||Dave Matthews||Björk||Rock & Roll Edition; Connery had recorded an album of filthy limericks "just so I'd be eligible". The real Alex Trebek made a cameo appearance. The last episode with Ferrell as a regular cast member.|
|13||May 14, 2005||S30:E19||Bill Cosby||Sharon Osbourne||Ferrell, now hosting, reprising his role as Trebek.|
|14||May 16, 2009||S34:E22||Kathie Lee Gifford||Tom Hanks||A fourth podium for Burt Reynolds appears for only one round, then he and his podium mysteriously vanish while no one is paying attention, only to re-appear at the end of the sketch. Tom Hanks appeared as himself. Darrell Hammond's last episode as a regular cast member.|
|15||February 15, 2015||40th Anniversary Special||Sean Connery||Justin Bieber||Tony Bennett||Burt Reynolds (who arrives by "driving" his podium), Christoph Waltz (Taran Killam) and Matthew McConaughey (Jim Carrey) appear in the middle of the sketch, replacing Bieber and Bennett, respectively. Reynolds asks to be referred to as Turd Ferguson. Trebek quickly ended the game after a Video Daily Double under Potent Potables featured footage of Bill Cosby (Kenan Thompson). In light of recent events involving Bill Cosby, Trebek was compelled to apologize and clarify that it was filmed in June, making this the first Celebrity Jeopardy! sketch to conclude without a Final Jeopardy!.|
SNL cast members
A typical Celebrity Jeopardy! sketch featured three cast members (two as contestants and Ferrell as Trebek) plus that week’s host as a third contestant. The thirteenth edition of the sketch (Cosby, Sharon Osbourne, Connery) featured three members of the SNL cast as the three contestants and Ferrell, now hosting, reprising his role as Trebek. The episode with Connery, Ozzy Osbourne, and Martha Stewart featured cast members in all four roles.
- Dean Edwards as Chris Tucker
- Jimmy Fallon as Adam Sandler, Nicolas Cage, French Stewart, Hilary Swank, Robin Williams and Dave Matthews
- Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek
- Ana Gasteyer as Martha Stewart
- Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery, Phil Donahue and John Travolta
- Taran Killam as Christoph Waltz
- Norm Macdonald as Burt Reynolds
- Kate McKinnon as Justin Bieber
- Amy Poehler as Sharon Osbourne
- Horatio Sanz as Ozzy Osbourne
- Molly Shannon as Minnie Driver
- Kenan Thompson as Bill Cosby
- Kristen Wiig as Kathie Lee Gifford
Thirteen of the fifteen sketches included the episode's host, usually as a contestant. The tenth sketch was one of two not to feature a host, as it was part of an SNL primetime special that did not feature a guest host. The 40th anniversary special also did not have a host. Both Ferrell and Macdonald were previous cast members who reprised their Celebrity Jeopardy! role upon their return.
- Drew Barrymore as Calista Flockhart
- David Duchovny as Jeff Goldblum
- Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek
- John Goodman as Marlon Brando
- Lucy Liu as Catherine Zeta-Jones
- Norm Macdonald as Burt Reynolds
- Tobey Maguire as Keanu Reeves
- Matthew Perry as Michael Keaton
- Winona Ryder as Björk
- Martin Short as Jerry Lewis
- Ben Stiller as Tom Cruise
- Reese Witherspoon as Anne Heche
- Jim Carrey as Matthew McConaughey
- Alec Baldwin as Tony Bennett
- Tom Hanks as Himself
During the May 2007 special Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation, Norm Macdonald said he created the Celebrity Jeopardy! sketch purely as an excuse to do his Burt Reynolds impersonation. Macdonald also claims that Reynolds is a fan of the sketch and that there were talks to do a sketch where the real Reynolds would crash the game and punch out Macdonald. Reynolds would then play the remainder of the game, with his responses being even dumber than Macdonald's. However, Macdonald was fired from Saturday Night Live before that sketch could be written.
Both the host and contestants are played as caricatures of their real life personalities. Hammond said that, while his initial Connery impression was as accurate as possible, it would eventually morph into a "bastardization" of the actor, which audiences—and Hammond himself—found far more entertaining. Though Trebek shaved his trademark mustache in 2001, Ferrell retained it as long as he played the character, even in the twelfth sketch—Ferrell's last episode as a cast member—when a clean-shaven real Trebek made a cameo at the end.
Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek has mentioned his admiration for Will Ferrell's impression of him in interviews. Trebek also stated that during every taping of the show, he is asked by one of the audience members if he liked Ferrell's impression, and always replies that he does. On several occasions, Celebrity Jeopardy! sketches have been referenced during actual Jeopardy! episodes:
In the May 19, 1999 Celebrity Jeopardy! episode, the Jeopardy! round featured the category "'S' Words", and the Double Jeopardy! round featured "Swords" in the same column (Connery misread "'S' words" as "Swords"). During the September 5, 2001 episode, the Double Jeopardy! categories were "Sean Connery", "Surprise Me, Trebek!", "Therapists" (misread by Connery as "The Rapists"), "Things You Shouldn't Put in Your Mouth", "The Number After 2", and "Rhymes With 'Dog'".
The June 27, 2006 show featured the category "Japan-U.S. Relations", which had been misread by Connery as "Jap Anus Relations". In the November 8 and 16, 2006 Celebrity Jeopardy! tournament episodes, categories included "Surprise Me, Trebek!" and "Answers That Start With 'Feb'", respectively (the latter of which is a reference to the category "Months That Start With 'Feb'" from the sketch). On the November 23, 2009 show, the categories in the Jeopardy! round were "SNL Celebrity Jeopardy!", "States That End In Hampshire", "What Color Is Green?", "Current Black Presidents", "Sounds That Kitties Make", and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Word That Rhymes With Star".
A May 15, 2015 Celebrity Jeopardy! featured "The Pen is Mightier" as a category (which was misread in a Celebrity Jeopardy! sketch as "The Penis Mightier" by Connery), and on September 16, 2015, contestant Talia Lavin who did not know the actual answer jokingly guessed "The Love Ballad of Turd Ferguson" during Final Jeopardy!.
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- "Show 3908 (Bernard Pena vs. Kim Taylor vs. Ramsey Campbell)". Jeopardy!. September 5, 2001. Syndicated.
- "Show 5098 (Regis Philbin vs. Nancy Grace vs. Carson Kressley)". Jeopardy!. November 8, 2006. Syndicated.
- "Show 5104 (Dana Delany vs. Brian Stokes Mitchell vs. Drew Lachey)". Jeopardy!. November 16, 2006. Syndicated.
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