The Pirate Movie
|The Pirate Movie|
Theatrical release poster
|Directed by||Ken Annakin|
|Produced by||Ted Hamilton
|Written by||Trevor Farrant|
|Based on||The Pirates of Penzance
by W. S. Gilbert
and Arthur Sullivan
|Music by||Mike Brady
|Editing by||Ken Zemke|
|Distributed by||20th Century Fox|
|Running time||105 minutes|
|Country||Australia / United Kingdom|
The Pirate Movie is a 1982 Australian musical comedy film directed by Ken Annakin and starring Christopher Atkins and Kristy McNichol. The film is loosely based on Gilbert and Sullivan's comic opera The Pirates of Penzance. The original music score is composed by Mike Brady and Peter Sullivan (no relation Pirates of Penzance-composer Arthur Sullivan). The movie performed far below expectations when first released and is generally reviewed very poorly.
Mabel Stanley is an introverted girl yearning for popularity in a seaside community in Australia. She attends a local pirate festival featuring a swordplay demonstration led by a curly-haired instructor, who then invites her for a ride on his boat. She is duped by her acquaintances into missing the launch, so she rents a small sailboat to give chase. A sudden storm throws her overboard, and she washes up on a beach. She subsequently dreams an adventure that takes place a century before. In this fantasy sequence, the swordplay instructor is now named Frederic, a young apprentice of the Pirates of Penzance, celebrating his 21st birthday on a pirate vessel. Frederic refuses an invitation from the Pirate King, his adoptive father, to become a full pirate, as his birth parents were murdered by their contemporaries. Frederic swears to avenge their deaths and is forced off of the ship on a small boat.
Adrift, Frederic spies Mabel and her older sisters on a nearby island and swims to shore to greet them. In a reversal of roles, Mabel is a confident, assertive and courageous young woman, while her sisters are prim, proper and conservative. Frederic quickly falls for Mabel and proposes marriage, but local custom requires the elder sisters to marry first. Soon, Frederic's old mates come ashore, also looking for women and kidnap Mabel's sisters. Major-General Stanley, Mabel's father, arrives and convinces the Pirate King to free his daughters and leave in peace. The pirates anchor their ship just outside the harbour instead of actually leaving. Mabel wants Frederic to gain favour with her father so they can marry, so she plots to recover the family treasure stolen years earlier by the pirates. Unfortunately, the treasure was lost at sea, but the location where it lies was tattooed as a map on the Pirate King's back. Mabel successfully tricks the Pirate King into revealing his tattoo while Frederic sketches a copy.
The next day, Mabel and Frederic recover the stolen treasure and present it to her father. The Major-General is underwhelmed as he believes the treasure will simply be stolen again once the pirates realise it is missing. Mabel dispatches Frederic to raise an army for protection, but the Pirate King interferes. The ship nurse, Ruth, convinces them to stop fighting, reminding the Pirate King of Frederic's apprenticeship contract. Frederic's birthday is 29 February, and he is dismayed to see that the contract specifies his twenty-first birthday, rather than his twenty-first year. As his birthday occurs every four years, Frederic has celebrated only five birthdays and is still bound by contract to remain with the pirates.
That night, the pirates raid the Stanley estate, and the Pirate King orders their execution. Mabel demands a "happy ending" – admitting for the first time that she believes this all to be a dream. Everyone—even the pirates—cheers their approval, leaving the Pirate King disappointed and shocked. Mabel then confronts her father, but the Major-General is steadfast that the marriage custom remains in effect. Mabel quickly pairs each of her older sisters with a pirate, and she also pairs the Pirate King to Ruth, the ship nurse. With Mabel and Frederic now free to marry, the fantasy sequence ends in song and dance.
Mabel awakens back on the beach to discover that she is wearing the wedding ring that Frederic had given her in her dream. At that moment, the handsome swordplay instructor arrives and lifts her to her feet. He passionately kisses Mabel, who is still shaken by her dream. She asks if his name is Frederic. He assures her that he isn't who she imagines him to be, but then carries her off to marry her, thus giving Mabel her happy ending in reality as well.
- Christopher Atkins as Frederic
- Kristy McNichol as Mabel Stanley
- Ted Hamilton as The Pirate King
- Bill Kerr as Major-General Stanley
- Maggie Kirkpatrick as Ruth, the ship nurse
- Garry McDonald as Sergeant/Inspector
The film earned A$1,013,000 at the Australian box office.
Polydor Records released a soundtrack album and singles from this film.
- The Pirate Movie: The Original Soundtrack from the Motion Picture
- A1 – "Victory" – The Pirates (2:37)
- A2 – "First Love" – Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins (4:13)
- A3 – "How Can I Live Without Her" – Christopher Atkins (3:08)
- A4 – "Hold On" – Kristy McNichol (3:14)
- A5 – "We Are the Pirates" – Ian Mason (3:36)
- B1 – "Pumpin' and Blowin'" – Kristy McNichol (3:05)
- B2 – "Stand Up and Sing" – Kool & The Gang (4:32)
- B3 – "Happy Ending" – The Peter Cupples Band (4:58)
- B4 – "The Chase" – Peter Sullivan and The Orchestra (1:33)
- B5 – "I Am a Pirate King" – Ted Hamilton and The Pirates (2:03)
- C1 – "Happy Ending" – The Cast of The Pirate Movie (4:18)
- C2 – "The Chinese Battle" – Peter Sullivan and The Orchestra (2:36)
- C3 – "The Modern Major General's Song" – Bill Kerr and The Cast of The Pirate Movie (2:00)
- C4 – "We Are the Pirates" – The Pirates (2:18)
- C5 – "Medley" – Peter Sullivan and The Orchestra (4:03)
- D1 – "Tarantara" – Gary McDonald and The Policemen (1:53)
- D2 – "The Duel" – Peter Sullivan and The Orchestra (4:04)
- D3 – "The Sisters' Song" – The Sisters (2:42)
- D4 – "Pirates, Police and Pizza" – Peter Sullivan and The Orchestra (3:32)
- D5 – "Come Friends Who Plough the Sea" – Ted Hamilton and The Pirates (2:00)
- Kristy McNichol & Christopher Atkins – "First Love"
- A – "First Love" – Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins
- B – "Come Friends Who Plough the Sea" – Ted Hamilton and The Pirates
- Christopher Atkins – "How Can I Live Without Her"
- A – "How Can I Live Without Her" – Christopher Atkins
- B – "I Am a Pirate King" – Ted Hamilton and The Pirates
The movie was made soon after the 1980 New York City Central Park and 1981 Broadway theatre production of The Pirates of Penzance produced by Joseph Papp, which re-popularized swashbuckling pirates as a theatrical genre.
The Pirate Movie received negative reviews from critics, as it currently holds a 9% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 11 reviews.
At the Australian Film Institute Awards, the film was nominated for Best Costume Design and Best Supporting Actor for Garry McDonald. It was also nominated for nine Golden Raspberry Awards in 1983 including Worst Picture, Worst Actor for Christopher Atkins, Worst Actress for Kristy McNichol, Worst Supporting Actor for Ted Hamilton, Worst Screenplay and Worst Original Song for the track "Happy Ending", winning three overall for Worst Director for Ken Annakin, Worst Musical Score and Worst Original Song for the track "Pumpin' and Blowin'". The movie was nominated for a Stinkers Bad Movie Awards for Worst Picture.
The film is listed in Golden Raspberry Award founder John Wilson's book The Official Razzie Movie Guide as one of the The 100 Most Enjoyably Bad Movies Ever Made.
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- "Weekend Box Office Results for August 6–8, 1982 – Box Office Mojo". IMDb.com, Inc. Retrieved 5 November 2009.
- David Stratton, The Avocado Plantation: Boom and Bust in the Australian Film Industry, Pan MacMillan, 1990 p194-195
- "Australian Films at the Australian Box Office", Film Victoria accessed 24 October 2012
- "1982 5th Hastings Bad Cinema Society Stinkers Awards". Stinkers Bad Movie Awards. Los Angeles Times. Retrieved 2 April 2013.
- Wilson, John (2005). The Official Razzie Movie Guide: Enjoying the Best of Hollywood's Worst. Grand Central Publishing. ISBN 0-446-69334-0.
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