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Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.

Introduction

In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

Body parts

Not gender-specific

The following terms are used for both male and female anatomy.

General terms for intimate body parts

General terms for the intimate parts of the human body. These (should) apply to males and females.

Family jewels
Naughty bits
Package, His/Her
Private parts
Privates
Uglies

Anus

These terms may refer to the anus or rectum.

A-E

Asshole/Arsehole/A-hole
Ass pipe
Back door
Back passage
Balloon knot
Brown eye
Brown starfish
Bunghole
Buttery cornhole
Butthole
Cadbury Road/Hershey Highway
Cerete (Spanish)
Chocolate channel
Chocolate factory
Chocolate starfish
Club fag
Cockhole
Cornhole/Corn hole
Dave Matthews Band Bus
Dildo tunnel, the
Dirt Box
Dirt Track, the
Exit

F-S

Fart vent
Fisting fancy
Frenchman's fantasy
Gary
Grandmother's mouth
Hole
Left Hole
Love chute
Love tube
Mojino (Spanish)
Mud Hole
Ojete (Spanish)
Orto (Spanish)
Oxo Tower
Paris
Poop chute
Pooper
Ringpiece
Rusty Brown's ring donut
Rusty bullet-wound
Rusty sheriff's badge
Shit cutter
Shit hole
Shit pipe
Shitter
Shit vent
Stink Star

T-W

Turd squirter
Windward passage
Wrong hole

Nipples

Bullets
Bumps

Chichitas (Latin American Spanish for girls)
Daggers

Nips/Nippies
Pezones (pronounced as pesones in Latin America, comes from Spanish)
Pimentos
Pink Thimbles
Pointers
Teats/Teaties
Tetas (Spanish)
The pimples that won't pop
Thermometers
Tits
Mosquito Bites

Perineum

The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals.

Banus (balls + anus)
Baunch
Chode
Chunder
Crossroad
Gonch in Canada, also underwear.
Gooch (Jackass reference)
Great divide
Grundle
Guiche or Ginch canada..........underwear
Kyber pass
No-Man's Land
Pussanus (pussy + anus)
Scruttocks (scrotum + buttocks)
Skeech
Taint/T'ain't as in "It ain't (taint)pussy, and it taint ass"
Void, the
Burl

Posterior

Terms for the buttocks.

A-F

Ass/Arse
Atrás (Portuguese)
Back
Backside
Badunka-dunk/Badunka-dunk-dunk (Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott song: "Work it")
Batty (Jamaican slang)
Behind
Booty
Bowl
Bum/Butt
Bung
Buns
Caboose
Cachetes, los (Spanish)
Cake
Can
Cheeks
Cola/Colita (Latin American Spanish)
Culo (Spanish Italian)
Cushions
Derrière (French)
Dupa (Polish)
Fanny (US English; in British English it means vagina)

H-T

Hiney
Junk In The Trunk (Large Ass)
Keister
Landing pad
Moon
Nalgas (Spanish)
Pompis (Spanish)
Pooper/Pooter
Poto (Spanish)
Rear end
Rump
Tokhes (Yiddish)
Tracero (Spanish)
Trailer
Trunk
Tush/Tushie

Posterior cleavage

Asscrack
Builder's bum
Buttcrack
Crack
Plumber's crack
Butt Cleavage

Pubic hair

Arbusto, el (Latin American Spanish)
Bush
Felpudo (Spanish)
Forest
Pelitos, los (Latin American Spanish)
Pubes
Public Hair

Male genitalia

Some terms refer to only the penis or only the testicles, and some to both. The distinction is not always clear. However, an attempt has been made to classify the terms in this manner.

Penis

Penis A-B

Arrow
Ass plower
Ass ripper
Badajo (Spanish)
Baloney
Banana
Beaver buster
Beaver cleaver
Beef bayonet
Beer can (penis with large girth)
Bell
Bicho (Spanish)
Bicycle
Big Ben
Bishop
Bishop in a turtleneck (uncircumcized penis)
Blinky ("My Fellow Americans")
Blue-veined microphone
Blue-veined throbber
Bone
Boner
Butoh

C

The Captain
Captain Picard
Capullo (Spanish)
Carne (Italian: meat)
Cazzo (Italian)
Center pole
Chinko (Japanese)
Chinpo (Japanese)
Choad/Chode (penis with width greater than length)
Chorra (Spanish)
Chromosome snake
Cipote (Spanish)
Clyde
Cock
Colonel
Crank
Cunt buster
Cunt poker
Cunt thumper
Cyclops

D-E

Denture Cleaner
Devirginator
Dick
Ding-a-ling
Ding-dong
Dingus
Dink
Dipstick
Dolk (Danish, actually means "knife")
Dong
Donger
Donkeycock/Donkeydick (very large penis)
Dork
Drill
Drill/Driller
Egg roll
Eiffel Tower
Endowment
Engine Clanker
Equipment
Erection

F-I

Fatboy Slim
First Penis, The (The US President's)
Fireman
Flagpole
Fuck stick
Fucker
Fur-Seeking meat missle
Gherkin
God
Goober
Ham trucheon
Happiness
Hausenfefer (German) <-- This word is NOT German
Heat-seeking missile
Herman the German in a turtleneck
Hog/Hawg
Hoo hoo dilly (South Park reference)
Horsecock/Horsedick (very large penis)
Hose
Impregnator

J-K

Jack the Ripper
Jade phoenix
Ji ba (Mandarin)
Jimmy
Jizz cannon
Jizzer
John Thomas
Johnson
Jonathan's one-eyed master
Joystick
Junk
Kickstand
Knob

L

Lad (Irish)
Lady pleaser
Lanze (German)
Lap bone
Lap taffy
Leaning Tower of Pisa
Leg Wand
Lingum or lingam (from Hindu)
Log
Longfellow
Love club
Love missile
Love muscle
Love snake
Love stick
Love wand

M

Magic Stick
Main cable
Main vein
Manhood
Manmeat
Manrod
Manroot
Mantower
Martillo (Spanish: Hammer)
Meat
Meat Popsicle
Meat Thermometer
Meat Whistle
Member (Spanish: Miembro)
Morning Missile (Erection when waking up)
Mickey (chiefly Irish)
Minchia (Italian)
Mini-Me
Minga (Spanish)
Missile
Monster
Mr. Happy

O

Ochinchin
Old fella/Old feller/Old fellow
One-eyed monster
One-eyed snake
One-eyed trouser snake
One-eyed trouser trout
Organ
Oscar ("My Baloney has a first name...")

P

Pa-Pl

Panga (Latin American Spanish)
Passion pole
Pecker
Pedro/Peter
Pee-pee
Pelir
Pencildick
Percy
Phallus
Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness
Pickle
Pickledick (High School High reference)
Pijo (Spanish)
Pimmel (German)
Pink torpedo (Spinal Tap reference)
Pipe
Plank
Plank
Playboy
Pleasure scepter
Pleasurestick

Po-Pu

Pocker
Pole
Polla (Spanish)
Popcorn Surprise
Pork hammer
Pork sword
Pounder
Presidential staff
Prick
Pud
Pulsating python of love
Purple fist
Purple katana
Purple-headed monster
Purple-headed pussy stuffer
Purple-headed yogurt slinger
Purple-helmet warrior
Purple-veined clarinet
Pussy pleaser
Pussy plower
Pussy poker
Putz

R

Rammer
Ramrod
Rearpoker
Remington
Richard (Little Richard)
Rocket
Rocketrod
Rod
Roland
Rumple Foreskin

S

Salami
Salami Packer
Sausage (Spanish: Salchicha)
Scepter
Schlong/Shlong/schlonger
Schmeckle
Schmuck
Schnitzel
Schwanz (Swiss German)
Shaft
Shit stabber
Skin flute
Slammer
Smoked meat log
Snake
Snopp
Spam
Spam javelin
Spanky
Stanley (the power tool)
Steaming stalk
Stick/Schtick

T-U

Talliwhacker/Tallywhacker
Thigh spreader
Thigh stimulator
Third leg (large penis)
Timpo
Tissemand
Todger
Tommy
Tommyboy
Tool
Tootsie Roll
Toy
Treff
Tripod (man with an abnormally large penis; Goldmember reference)
Trouser snake
Trouser trout
Trouser weasel
Trunk
Tube steak
Tummy banana
Thumper
Twig
Uccello (Italian : bird)
Unit

V-Y

Verga (Spanish, used more in Latin America than in Spain)
Vienna sausage
Voodoo stick
Wang/Wong
War club
War hammer
Warrior of love
Wedding Tackle
Wiener (spelled "Weiner" on The Simpsons)
Wienis (combination of Weiner and Penis)
Willie/Willy
Wing Wong
Wobbly
Worm
XY stick
Yogurt slinger
Yoni feeder

Erection

Bone/Boner
Boutte (French, used more in Quebec than in France)
Chubby
Empalmado (Spanish)
Erecto (Spanish)
Hard/Hard-on (Spanish: Duro)
Horn
Happy to see you
Knochen (German: bone)
Latte (German)
Pitching a tent
President Wilson
Raising the flag
Stiffy
Saluting the general
Standing Attention
Throb
Trempando (Spanish)
Viagra's kicking in
Wood/Woody
WeeWee

Foreskin (prepuce)

Banana skin
Blinds
Bobby's anorak
Burrito
Cafe curtains
Coin tray
Curtains
Drapes
Extra skin
Goatskin
Gobbler
Helmet pelmet
Hood
Lace (curtains)
Onion skin
Pea-sized purse
Sheath
Snapper
Turtleneck sweater
Toque
Venetian blinds

Glans Penis ("head")

Army Helmet
Bell end
Cabeza (Spanish)
Capullo (Spanish)
Cue ball
Dome
Knob
Mushroom cap
Plum
Puntita, la (Spanish)
Skull
Warhead

Testicles

A-H

Apricots
Balls
Baws (Scottish slang)
Beans
Berries
Bollocks
Boys
Boys in the basement
Cajones/Cojones (comes from Spanish with the same meaning)
Cobblers
Crown jewels
Cods
Eggs
Family jewels
Gonads
Goolies
Huevos (Spanish for "eggs")
Hairy danglers

K-Y

Kintama (Japanese)
Klackers
Klodser (Danish, means "blocks")
Knackers
Loins
Marbles
Men that guard the ass fort
Mommy-daddy button
Nadgers
Nads
Nuts
Paparia (Greek)
Pelotas (Spanish for "balls")
Plums
Step children
Tackle
Yarbles (A Clockwork Orange reference)
orchestra stalls

Scrotum

The scrotum holds the testicles outside of the body cavity.

Bag
Ball bag
Bean bag
Duffle bag
Family jewels
Mud Flap
Sack
Saco (Spanish for "sack")
Scrot
Spud/potato sack
Sud sack
Tea bag
Yam bag
Cock Rocket
Fletcher's Pleasure Tool
Coin Purse
Knacker Bag

Penis and testicles

Basket
Bat and Balls
Big Jim & The Twins
Bits 'n Pieces
Block and tackle
Branch and acorns
Captain Winkey and his two first mates
Cash and prizes
Crown jewels
Family jewels
Frank and beans/Frank 'n beans
Junk
Lunchbox (UK: particularly used for male athletes)
Meat and two veg
Package
Twig and berries
Viande et deux legumes (French)
Wedding tackle

Female intimate parts

Terms for the female breasts and genitals.

Breasts

A

Artars

B

Ba-Bo

Babylons
Bagos
Baps
Bath Toys
Bazookas
Bazooms
Berthas (large breasts)
Bigguns (large breasts)
Bijongas
Blouse bunnies
Blouse clowns
Bobblers
Bombs
Boobs/Boobies
Booblies
Bonkers
Bosom
Boulders
Bozos

Br-Bu

Brace
Breastasaurus
Breasticles
Breastuses (intentional mispluralization)
Bristols (derived from "Bristol City"; Cockney rhyming slang for "titty")
Bubbies
Bubbles
Bubs
Busts

C-F

Cans
Cantaloupes
Charlies
Chest
Chesticles (from the Chapelle Show)
Chi chis
Chubbies
Coconuts
Cushions
Diddies
Dirty pillows
Dugs
The empties (breasts after breastfeeding)
Front end alignment
Funbags
Baggos

G-L

Gajungas
Gazongas
Girls
Globes
Golden bozos
Guns
Headlights
Hee-haws
Hills
Honkers
Hoots/Hooters
Jackalopes
Jacks
Jigglies
Jubblies
Jugs
Knockers
Lady Lumps
Love kegs
Love pillows
Lungs

M-P

Maguppies
Mama's pillows
Mammaries
Matiti (Swahili)
Meat puppets
Melons (Spanish: Melones)
Milk kegs
Milk wagons
Mommy bags
Mosquito bites (small breasts)
Mugumbas
Norks
Noonies
Oppai (Japanese)
Pair
Peaches
Perkos
Plumpers
Pompoms
President of the Itty-Bitty or Itsy-Bitsy Titty Committee (woman with extremely small breasts)
Puppies
Pyramids

R-U

Rack
Rampolenes
Ski slopes
Sugar melons
Sweater meat
Sweater puppies
Ta-tas
Tats
Teats
Tetas (Spanish)
Twins, the
Thingies
Thirty-eights
Thrupennies or Thrupenny bits (Cockney rhyming slang for "tits")
Tig-O-Bities
Tits/Titties
Torpedos
Tracts of land (Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference)
Tweeters
Twin mounds
Twin peaks
Twins
Udders

W-Y

Woman-pecs
Woofers
Snack Trays
Yam Bags

Female genitalia

Unlike most slang terms for the breasts, terms for the female reproductive system can be somewhat vague. They may refer to the vulva, vagina, or uterus, or their constituent parts, such as the clitoris, labia, Grafenberg spot, and so forth. A very rough (incomplete) classification follows.

Vagina

A-B

Almeja (Spanish)
Axe wound (also a pig that got hit in the head with an axe)
Baby ATM
Baby cave
Baby chute
Bank
The Beast
Beef Curtains
Bhosdo (Hindi)
Box
Bread-box
Budissey
Bushy plate

C

Ca-Co

Camel toe pie
Cave
Center of the universe
Cha cha (South Park reference)
Choach/Choachee
Chocho (Spanish)
Choncha
Coochie-snorcher (from The Vagina Monologues, the Eve Ensler play)
Choot (Hindi)
Cock holster
Cock warmer
Cockpit
Cock squeezer
Cockhole
Cocksocket
Cooter
Cooz/Cooze/Coozie
Concha (Latin American Spanish)
Coño (Spanish)

Cr-Cu

Crab-hole
Cream collector
Cream wringer
Cuint (Irish)
Cum Dumpster
Cunny
Cunt
Cus (Hebrew)

D-F

Dick holster
Fanny (British English; in US English it means the posterior)
Fetus cannon
First Pussy, The (The First Lady of the United States -- said to have been used by Larry Flynt when he acquired and published nude photos of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis)
Fish
Flesh tuxedo (Spinal Tap reference)
Foo foo valve
Front bottom
Fuck chasm
Fud (Scottish)
Fun hole
Fun hump
Fur burger
Furry cup

G-L

Gap
Gash
Gutted Hedgehog
Git
Golden doughnut
Goody bag
Goody gash
Grand Canyon (large vagina)
Grease quiver
Gummy smile
Hair pie
Hair taco
Hairy grail
Hairy love hole
Hatchet wound
Honey pot
Hoobie
Hurrah hump
Jenny
Kuku (Latin American Spanish)
Love socket

M-R

Manko (Japanese)
Meat locker
Meat pocket
Mina (Latin American Spanish)
Minge
Misty Spelunk (from spelunking aka cave exploring)
Moose knuckle
Naani
Old oily
Piffers
Pink Taco
Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet
Poon
Poontang
Praying mantis
Puke/Puki (Filipino)
Punani
Pussy
Queef hole
Queef vent
Rat trap
Right hole
Rug

S-X

Sausage wallet
Scar
Slippery slot
Slit
Slot
Snapper
Snatch
Spam purse
Sperm bank
Sperm purse
Stinky pinky
Sugar walls
Tuna
Tuna cave
Tweety/Tweety bird
Vag (long g sounds like a j)
Velvet
Vertical smile
Venus cock trap
Whisker biscuit
Winking eye
Winky
Wizard's sleeve
Xibiu (Brazilian Portuguese)

Y

Ya-Ya
Yoni (from Hindu)

Hymen

Barrier
Cherry
Maidenhead
Virgin wall

Vulva

Artichoke
Bearded clam
Beaver
Camel toe
Clam
Cooch/Coochie/Coochy
Cookie
Coot/Cooter
Muff/Muffin
Nooky (when spelled "nookie" it means coitus)
Pink taco
Quim
Slit
Snatch
Twat

Clitoris

Bean
Boy/man in the boat
Button
Clit
Hooded monk
Kisimi (Swahili)
Knob
Love button
Nub
Moose Knuckle

Labia

Beef curtains/flaps
Bologna draperies
Burnt Ends
Cunt lips
Lower lip
Meat curtains/flaps
Mud Flaps (when refering to black women)
Piss curtains
Piss fenders
Piss flaps
Pussy lips
Roast beef sandwich
Taco
Vertical bacon sandwich
Vertical lips
Wallet full of bologna

Gräfenberg Spot

Bermuda Triangle (derived from the notion that it doesn't actually exist)
Dr. G's idea
G-Spot
G zone
Sweet spot

Uterus

Oven (usually in phrase "a bun in the oven", but can be used separately)

Activities

"Rounding the Bases"

Rounding the bases is a group of slang terms dealing with sexual activities, borrowing terms from baseball. There are often variant definitions, but most criteria are similar.

First base - Kissing, especially "French" kissing.
Second base - Fondling or groping, especially of the breasts or genitals.
Third base - Depending on the speaker, either full nudity or a non-intercourse orgasm (especially when resulting from oral sex)
Home run (or "Hitting it out of the park", etc.; sometimes "Fourth Base") - Sexual intercourse.
Grand Slam - Usually sexual intercourse with: 1) oral sex, 2) vaginal sex, 3) anal sex and finally ejaculation on the face or breasts (or "4 run bomb", etc.) - Sexual intercourse.

Kissing

Terms for (ordinary, usually face-to-face) kissing — not including oral sex.

Bagging off
Besandose/Besos (Spanish)
Frenching
Lip-lock (in a)
Macking
Making out
Necking
Parking (1950s slang)
Pashing
Smooching
Snog/Snogging
Sparking
Spooning
Sucking face
Swapping spit
Tapping off
Tonguewrestling
Tonsil-hockey
Tonsil-tennis

Foreplay

Foreplay usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, intercourse. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as masturbation or oral sex.

Dry humping
Dry sex
Feeling up
Fondling (each other)
Groping (each other)
Making out
Necking
Old-school stimulation
Petting (or heavy petting)
Reaching second base
Starting the engine
Touching up

Sexual intercourse

Terms for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse.

Vaginal intercourse (coitus)

A-B

Aztec two-step
Banging
Beating it up
Beating that thing up
Beaver busting
A bit of the old in and out (a Clockwork Orange reference)
Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis
Boffing
Boinking
Boning
Bumping uglies
Burying the general
Bust
Busting the cherry (first-time intercourse)

C-F

Carnal gymnastics
Catholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
Chodna (Hindi)
Churning butter
Cogiendo (Latin American Spanish. Warning! In Spain, it just means "picking up" or "grabbing", while in Latin America means "fucking")
Cunt busting
Cunt poking (also applies to masturbation)
Cunt thumping
Devirgination
Dinky tickle
Doing the nasty
Drilling
Ecchi (Japanese)
Feeding the yonidsa
Follando (Spanish)
Fucking

G-K

Getting freaky
Getting it on
Getting it up her guts
Getting laid
Giving the monkey a banana
Going halvsies/halfers on an orgasm
Grabbing some snatch
Haciendo el amor (Spanish: "Making love")
Harpooning the mustached whale
Having it off
Hiding the salami
Hit that shit
Hitting it/Hitting that thing
Horizontal hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahira
Horizontal sheet shuffle
Hot beef injection
Humping
Impregnation
Jodiendo (Spanish)
Jumping her bones
Knocking boots (or boot knocking)
Knowing

L-R

Laying some pipe
Laying the track (prison slang)
Making a baby
Making a deposit
Making love - This is what a woman does while a man is fucking her.
Making the beast with two backs (from Shakespeare's Othello)
Making whoopee
Nailing
Nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina)
The Ol' in out, in out (A Clockwork Orange reference)
Piece of ass (getting a)
Pigging
Plugging the main cable into her love socket
Poking the bearded triangle
Porking
Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)
Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)
Riding the baloney pony

S-W

Screwing
Shagging
Sinking the Bismarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battleship that was thought, at the time, to be unsinkable)
Slaying the dragon
Spearing the bearded clam
Stirring her guts
Taking an albino piss
Taxing
Towelling
Tuna Town ("driving the beef bus to," "parking the beef bus in" or "taking the old skin boat to")
Vaginal bungee jumping
Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
Waxing (dat ass)
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am

Anal intercourse

A-C

Around the world (to switch back and forth between vaginal and anal penetration)
Ass drilling
Ass fucking
Ass pounding
Ass pumping
Ass ripping (devirginizing)
Ass stretching
Back door slicker
Back shafting
Backside entry
Brown town (as in "took him to brown town"; apparently Australian slang, uttered by Hugh Jackman on SNL)
Buggering
Bumming
Butt fuck(ing)
Butt sex
Butt drilling
Butt pounding
Charlie IN the chocolate factory
Chocolate hugh jackhammering
Crossing Snickers Street

D-S

Dancing with Bubba
Dar/tomar por culo (Spanish)
David Hockney (famously "takes it up shitter")
Doing the butt
Donut Burning (British, gay male usage)
Drilling for brown
Fishing for brown trout
Fudge packing
Going in the out/exit door
Greek
Mining for brown
Mud Packin'
Parking the truck in the garage
Playing in the mud (because there's no grass on the field yet)
Petando (el culo) (Spanish)
Poking the pooter
Poop chute boogie
Repopulating Armenia
Riding the Hershey Highway
Shit packing
Sodomy
Spooning
Stirring the fudge
Strolling down Cadbury Road
Switching lanes without signaling (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)

T-U

Taking/Putting it up the ass/butt/poop chute/shitter
Throwin' it in the back
Trying on the pink sock
Uphill gardening
Up the back passage

Oral sex

Oral sex involves the stimulation of the sexual organs (or anus) of one person by the mouth (tongue, etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words eat, bite, blow, suck, chew, or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.

General terms for oral sex

Drive thru
Eating it
Eating him/her (out)
French
Going down (on him/her)
Going South
Slurping

Cunnilingus

Cunnilingus is oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva.

B-P

Beaver munching
Beaver sucking
Box Lunch
Carpet/Rug munching
Chewing box
Munching box
Clit licking/sucking
Cunt licking/sucking/munching
Deep sea diving
Dining at the Y
Drinking from the furry cup
Drinking from the hairy grail
Eating from the bushy plate
Eating out of the bread box
G-Spot tickling
I Lick Dat Shiet (Jerky Boys)
Licking out
Muff diving
Mustache ride
Pearl diving
Pussy licking/sucking/munching

S-W

Slit licking/sucking
Soup tasting
Tipping the velvet
Tongue in the cave
Watkin's Wiggler, the
Wet-velveting

Fellatio

Fellatio is oral stimulation of the penis.

B-P

Blowing
Blowjob (giving/getting a)
Butched in (performing oral sex in exchange for favors; prison slang)
Candy making
Choppin' Up
Chupar Polla/Verga/Pico/Panga (Latin American Spanish: to suck cock/dick/rod)
Deep throating
Flag salute, the
Garganta Profunda (Spanish: "deep throating")
Goober gobbling
Greasing the pole
Haam laan (Cantonese)
Hacerle Caso al Patrón/Jefe (Spanish: To be obedient to the owner/boss)
Head (giving/getting a)
Humjob/Hummer (giving/getting a)
Knob gobbling
Lamando/Lamar (Spanish)
Lewinsky-style
Mamada (Spanish)
Mamando/Mamar (Spanish)
Milking (also applies to masturbation)
Playing the skin flute

R-W

Rod swallowing
Sarah Biornstad
Ser buen/a secretaria/o (Latin American Spanish: "to be a good secretary")
Shining the pole
Shining
Skull Fucking
Slobbing the knob
Slurping the bishop
Smoking the pole
Suck(ing) off
Sucking cock (or cock sucking)
Swallowing
Teabagging (sucking the scrotum)
Tonsil exam
Washing Big Ben
Waxing the lance

Mutual oral sex

The following terms refer to simultaneous, or mutual, oral sex.

GSC (Genital Sucking Contest)
Sesenta y nueve (Spanish for 69)
Sixty-Nine (69)
Soixante-neuf (French for 69)

Anilingus

Anilingus is oral stimulation of the anus.

87
Armenian treat
Asian
Ass gobbling
Ass/Arse licking
Battywash (Jamaican)
Black kiss
Chewing bud
Chocolate binge
Crap tickling
French treat
Frenchman's/Armenian's delight
Hit it (prison slang)
New French kiss
Quatre-vingts-sept (French for 87)
Rim job/Rimming
Rim Chew
Shit binge
Shit sucking
Tossing (the) salad
dropping the thumb

Masturbation

There are many terms for masturbation, the manual stimulation of one's genitals. Some of the more common follow.

Male masturbation

A-D

38 (prison slang)
Bashing the bish
Beating the bishop
Beating off
Beating the meat
Best friend (shaking hands with)
Bopping the baloney
Boxing the clown
Buffing the banana
Choking the chicken
Climbing Everest
Code 21 (prison slang)
Cracking one off
Cuffing the carrot
Date with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters
Doing the hand jive

F-K

Fapping(referencing to Japanese comics where the sound of it is represented by 'Fap')
Fist-kabobing
Five Knuckle Shuffle
Flogging the bishop
Flogging the dolphin
Flogging the mule
Flogging off
Flogging the log
Frigging off
Fucking off
Fucking the fist
Gayola (Spanish)
Going up the Eiffel Tower and back
Grippa
Gunning (looking at a female officer while masturbating; prison slang)
Handjob (giving/getting a)
Hit It (prison slang)
Jacking off
Jerking off
Jerkin' the gherkin
Kickin' the Midget
Kill (prison slang)

M-R

Madame/Rosie Palm and her five daughters/sisters (dating, meeting, or spending time with)
Manola (Spanish)
Milking (also applies to fellatio)
Nestling the aardvark
Onanism
Paja (Spanish)
Petting the monkey
Pinching the one-eyed snake
Playing the pink clarinet
Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops
Pocket billiards/pool
Polishing the helmet
Pounding the Pud
Pulling off
Pulling the pud (pudding)
Punching the clown
Repopulating Armenia
Rough up the suspect
Rubbing one out

S-Y

Shaking hands with the sheriff
Shandy shuffle (doing/playing the)
Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ
Slash
Smashing one out
Spanking the plank
Spanking the monkey
Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
Stroking the pole
Stroking the salami
Taffy pulling
Tommy tanking
Tossing (off)
Tossing the dice
Tugging the rope
Wang jangling
Wanking off
Waxing the carrot
Whacking off
Work up some Baby Batter
Yanking off
Yanking the crank

Female masturbation

Applying lip gloss
Buffing the muffin
Cunt poking (also applies to coitus)
Date with the four sons of Father Thumb
Diddling (the clit)
Double-clicking the mouse
Finger bang
Finger sex
Fingering
Fingerfucking
Flicking the clit/bead/bean/bud
Fluttering the fuzz
Frigging off
Jacking off Jill (or jacking Jill off)
Jilling off
Nuke, the
Petting the kitty/pussy
Rubbing the elf
She-bopping
Stirring the soup
Stroking the kitty/pussy
Tickling the vertical smile
Tip-toe through the two lips
Touching the hooded monk
Twirling the Pearl
Two Finger Taco Tango
Two in the Pink, One in the Stink
Walking the kitty

Mutual or group masturbation

Mutual masturbation involves each sexual partner manually stimulating the other partner's (or partners') genitals.

Circle jerk
Jacking and jilling off

Group sex

Cluster fuck
Daisy chain
Gangbang/Gang Bang
Mob screw
Orgy
Run a train
Sandwich
Threesome
Three-way

Sexual stimulation

Dildos

A dildo is an artificial penis.

Arvydas Sabonis
BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
Consolador (Spanish)
Doctor's helper
Fantasy cock
Monster
Penis substitute
Schlong decoy

Fetishes

Technically, a sexual fetish involves sexual attraction to an inanimate object. However, common usage also refers to sexual activities outside of the so-called "norm" (sex involving urination or defecation, for example). Many of the terms below refer to "fetishes" in the latter sense.

Warning: The descriptions in this section can be rather unpleasant.

Arm n Hammer - Act of rubbing the penis in the armpit area of a female, usually an alternative to vaginal sex.
Bag Piping - Act of rubbing the penis inside of an armpit to ejaculate
Big sexy - Touching all sides of one of female's thighs with either part of penis.
Blumpkin or Blumpy - Oral sex when received while on the toilet.
Bukakke - Simultaneous penis ejaculations onto a person's face.
Chili dog - Defecating in a woman's breast cleavage and then rubbing the penis in the middle of it all.
Cleveland steamer - Act of defecating on female's chest, then ejaculating on the feces.
Cockslap - Slapping another person with one's own penis or a dildo.
Coffeegrinder - Act of crushing dried feces on another's forehead with penis.
Cousteau and the Red Sea - Engaging in vaginal intercourse during the menstruation period.
Cumshot - Ejaculating on another person's body.
Dirty Sanchez (moustache) - Act of "double-thumbing" one's own anus and wiping the soil under one's own nose, utilizing an outward rotation of the wrists.
Dutch Oven - The act of flatulating underneath the covers and then pulling the covers over the partner's head so that the resultant odor can be breathed in.
Fecal Japan - Act of defecating a fountain of liquid feces into the air while inverted, thus permitting the feces to fall upon the face; originally an immensely popular Internet image named "Tub Girl."
Felching - Sucking semen out of another's orifices.
Fifi or Fifi bag - Artificial vagina used for masturbation (prison slang).
Footjob - Act of using the feet and/or toes to stimulate another's genitals.
Golden shower - Act of urinating upon one another for sexual pleasure.
Hot Carl - Performing oral sex (usually cunnilingus) while the recipient defecates.
Lesbian thighjob - Touching one another's vagina with one's own thigh (used by Lesbian couples only).
Pearl necklace - Intercourse between the breasts followed by ejaculating on the neck region. Ejaculate on the chin, cheeks or bottom lip may be called a wet bow-tie.
Rimming - Licking one's anus
Shocker, The - The act of fingering a woman. Two Fingers in a woman's pussy and one in her asshole. In other words, "two in the goo, and one in the poo." Or, "Two in the pink and one in the stink."
Squirtfall - Act of ejaculating large amounts of semen into the mouth of a female.
Thighfucking - Act of rubbing penis against inside of female's thighs like a vagina.
Watersports - Act of urinating upon one another for sexual pleasure.

Pornography

Pornography is creative activity, such as writing, pictures or movies, of no literary or artistic value but to stimulate sexual desire.

Dirty magazine(s)
Dirty picture(s)
Jerk Off Material
Naked picture(s)
Nudy Mags
Porn/Porno
pr0n (Internet slang)
Stick Books
Smut
Wank Mags
X
XXX

Physiological processes

Menstruation

Menstruation is commonly known as a "period".

Aunt Flo is visiting
Circus is in town, the
Curse, the
Eve's curse
Eve's gift
Flying Baker
Flying a Baker flag (U. S. Military Marine/Navy term)
Friend
Guest
Having a period
Having the painters in
Monkey's nose bleed
The Polka-Dot parade
Putting up the red tent
On the blob
On the rag
Regla, la (Spanish)
Señorita de rojo, la (Spanish)
Sick
That time of the month
Vampire's tea bag
Red Storm Rising

Pregnancy

Banged up
Bombo, tener un (Spanish)
Bun in the oven
Duck in the oven
In the family way
Knocked up
Preggers
Prego (used as an adjective or noun in reference to the mother-to-be)
Stewing a swift pie
Up the duff

Orgasm (male and female)

Big "O", the
Busting a nut
Climax
Coming/Cumming
Correrse (Spanish)
Creaming/Cream pie
Filling up at the ejaculation station
Gasm
Impregnating the bed (nocturnal emission by male)
Irse (Spanish)
Money shot
Mul (Korean)
Number 3 (ejaculation; "Number 1" refers to urination, "Number 2" refers to defecation)
Nutting
Petite morte, la
Shooting
Skeeting
Spewing
Squirting
Wet dream (nocturnal emission)

Ejaculate (semen and sperm)

These terms refer to the ejaculate, the substance usually called semen.

A-J

Armenian mayonnaise
Baby batter
Baby gravy
Baby seed(s)
Ball Snot
Boyjuice
Come/Cum
Cream
Donut glaze
Embryonic warrior
Fag/Faggot bait
Faggot cologne
Frenchman's delight
Frenchman's favorite dressing
Gentleman's relish
Gism/Gizm
Goo
Hot man mustard
Jizz/Jizm
Junk

L-S

Load
Love juice
Love piss
Love pudding
Love sauce
Love Gravy
Man chowder
Man cream
Man fat
Man fluid
Man Gravy
Man juice
Man mayo/mayonnaise
Man milk
Man'naise
Monkey Custard
Number 3 ("Number 1" refers to urine, "Number 2" refers to feces)
Nut
Protein shake
Randy guy fuel
Seed
Skeet
Spooge/Splooge
Spunk

T-W

Tijuana toothpaste
White wee wee
Cock dollars

Vaginal secretions

Clam Dip
Fanny batter
Lady cream
Lady juice
Oyster Sauce
Pussy/Puss juice
Squirter (one who can project juices from the vagina during orgasm)

Venereal diseases (STDs)

Venereal diseases are also known as sexually-transmitted diseases, or STDs, since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as gonorrhea and syphilis, as opposed to AIDS.

Blickey(s) (prison slang)
Clap, the
Crabs
Crotch rot
Drippy Dick
A dose (to catch)
French disease, the
Knacker cracker
Knob rot
Miss siff
Monster (prison slang)
Ninja (prison slang)
Package (prison slang)
Perles d'Amour
Pox
Pussy rot
Shit (prison slang)
Sour cream
Went up in that fire (prison slang)

Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission

The following devices are designed to prevent pregnancy, STD transmission, or both, although certainly no device is fail-proof.

Condom (male)

Cock cap
Goma, la (Spanish)
Hat
Jim/Jimmy hat
Love glove
Raincoat
Rubber
Rubber Johnny
Trojan
Billy (In the song "Willy, Use A Billy... Boy by E-Rotic)
capote

Female devices

Diafragma (Spanish)
DIU (Spanish)
IUD
Píldora, la (Spanish)
Pill, the
Sponge

People

Homosexual

Male homosexual

A-B

African queen (when referring to black men)
Anal astronaut
Armenian
Ass assassin
Ass bandit
Ass monkey
Ass pirate
Ass rammer
Ass spelunker
Batty boy
Bender
Bubble biter
Bumhole explorer
Bumhole surfer
Bummer
Bunty boy
Butt bandit
Butt banger
Butt buddies
Butt fucker
Butt pirate
Butty

C-O

Cake eater
Canal Pal
Chocolate starfish invader
Donut puncher
Fag/Faggot
Fairy
Flamer
Frenchman
Fudge Packer
Galboy (one who plays the feminine role in a homosexual relationship)
Gay
Goober gobbler
Gump (prison slang)
Hom/Homo
Joto (prison slang)
Lavender with rage
Limp-wristed [insert any noun]
May tag (prison slang)
Moffie (Afrikaans and South African English)
Mud Packer
Nancy (boy)
Old lady
One of them

P-W

Pansy
Peter puffer
Pillow biter
Pillow muncher
Pole smoker
Poofta/Poofter
Puffta/Puffter
Rod swallower
Roland
Rump ranger
Sausage jockey
Seme (dominant gay male in intercourse)
Shirt lifter
Shit shoveler
Shit stabber
Sissy (boy)
Sister (prison slang)
Sodomite
Swisher
Tallywhacker toker
Turd burglar
Uphill gardener
Wuss

Female homosexual (lesbian)

Bulldagger
Bulldyke
Carpet muncher
Clam Bumper
Clit licker
Dyke
Gash gobbler
Jammy feminist
Leg licker
Lemon
Lesbo
Lez/Lezzer
Pink mafia boss
Pink taco Mexican
Rug doctor
Rug muncher
Sapphiric
Tuppence licker
Whussy poofer
Woman on the other bus

Crime

Crime in sexuality includes activities which are almost universally considered taboo or criminal in human societies.

Incest

Incest involves sexual relations between close family members.

Forbidden love
Keeping it in the family
Relative sex
An Alabama Prom Date
Family Fun

Pedophilia

Pedophilia commonly refers to sexual attraction to, or sexual activity with, a child (usually prepubescent).

B-N

Bad man in the nursery
Chester (the Molester) (prison slang)
Charley Chester (child molester) (cockney ryhming slang)
Chicken hawk
Child catcher
Cho mo (prison slang)
Cradle robber
Diaper sniper (prison slang)
Dirty old man
Drug charge (in on a; prison slang)
Early bird
Forbidden fruit
Impatient father
Kiddie fiddler
Kiddie fondler
Kiddie hawk
Meth charge/Mething (prison slang)
Nonce

P-W

Pederass (a Big Lebowski reference)
Pedo
Playground spotter
Premature cherry picker
Short eyes
Spring chicken
Tyke fucker
Robin D. Cradle
Waxed Fruit

Rape

Rape commonly refers to forced sexual intercourse on another person without his/her consent.

Banging without permission
Illegal fucking
Surprise sex

External links

Amatory Thesaurus
Sex Dictionary - mostly non-slang terms; some slang also
Urban Dictionary - all types of slang

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