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Revision as of 15:55, 13 September 2004
Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.
Introduction
In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.
Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.
The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.
Body parts
Not gender-specific
The following terms are used for both male and female anatomy.
General terms for intimate body parts
General terms for the intimate parts of the human body. These (should) apply to males and females.
- Family jewels
- Naughty bits
- Package, His/Her
- Private parts
- Privates
- Uglies
Anus
These terms may refer to the anus or rectum.
A-E
- Asshole/Arsehole/A-hole
- Ass pipe
- Back door
- Back passage
- Balloon knot
- Brown eye
- Brown starfish
- Bunghole
- Buttery cornhole
- Butthole
- Cadbury Road/Hershey Highway
- Cerete (Spanish)
- Chocolate channel
- Chocolate factory
- Chocolate starfish
- Club fag
- Cockhole
- Cornhole/Corn hole
- Dave Matthews Band Bus
- Dildo tunnel, the
- Dirt Box
- Dirt Track, the
- Exit
F-S
- Fart vent
- Fisting fancy
- Frenchman's fantasy
- Gary
- Grandmother's mouth
- Hole
- Left Hole
- Love chute
- Love tube
- Mojino (Spanish)
- Mud Hole
- Ojete (Spanish)
- Orto (Spanish)
- Oxo Tower
- Paris
- Poop chute
- Pooper
- Ringpiece
- Rusty Brown's ring donut
- Rusty bullet-wound
- Rusty sheriff's badge
- Shit cutter
- Shit hole
- Shit pipe
- Shitter
- Shit vent
- Stink Star
T-W
- Turd squirter
- Windward passage
- Wrong hole
Nipples
- Bullets
- Bumps
- Chichitas (Latin American Spanish for girls)
- Daggers
- Nips/Nippies
- Pezones (pronounced as pesones in Latin America, comes from Spanish)
- Pimentos
- Pink Thimbles
- Pointers
- Teats/Teaties
- Tetas (Spanish)
- The pimples that won't pop
- Thermometers
- Tits
- Mosquito Bites
Perineum
The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals.
- Banus (balls + anus)
- Baunch
- Chode
- Chunder
- Crossroad
- Gonch in Canada, also underwear.
- Gooch (Jackass reference)
- Great divide
- Grundle
- Guiche or Ginch canada..........underwear
- Kyber pass
- No-Man's Land
- Pussanus (pussy + anus)
- Scruttocks (scrotum + buttocks)
- Skeech
- Taint/T'ain't as in "It ain't (taint)pussy, and it taint ass"
- Void, the
- Burl
Posterior
Terms for the buttocks.
A-F
- Ass/Arse
- Atrás (Portuguese)
- Back
- Backside
- Badunka-dunk/Badunka-dunk-dunk (Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott song: "Work it")
- Batty (Jamaican slang)
- Behind
- Booty
- Bowl
- Bum/Butt
- Bung
- Buns
- Caboose
- Cachetes, los (Spanish)
- Cake
- Can
- Cheeks
- Cola/Colita (Latin American Spanish)
- Culo (Spanish Italian)
- Cushions
- Derrière (French)
- Dupa (Polish)
- Fanny (US English; in British English it means vagina)
H-T
- Hiney
- Junk In The Trunk (Large Ass)
- Keister
- Landing pad
- Moon
- Nalgas (Spanish)
- Pompis (Spanish)
- Pooper/Pooter
- Poto (Spanish)
- Rear end
- Rump
- Tokhes (Yiddish)
- Tracero (Spanish)
- Trailer
- Trunk
- Tush/Tushie
Posterior cleavage
- Asscrack
- Builder's bum
- Buttcrack
- Crack
- Plumber's crack
- Butt Cleavage
Pubic hair
- Arbusto, el (Latin American Spanish)
- Bush
- Felpudo (Spanish)
- Forest
- Pelitos, los (Latin American Spanish)
- Pubes
- Public Hair
Male genitalia
Some terms refer to only the penis or only the testicles, and some to both. The distinction is not always clear. However, an attempt has been made to classify the terms in this manner.
Penis
Penis A-B
- Arrow
- Ass plower
- Ass ripper
- Badajo (Spanish)
- Baloney
- Banana
- Beaver buster
- Beaver cleaver
- Beef bayonet
- Beer can (penis with large girth)
- Bell
- Bicho (Spanish)
- Bicycle
- Big Ben
- Bishop
- Bishop in a turtleneck (uncircumcized penis)
- Blinky ("My Fellow Americans")
- Blue-veined microphone
- Blue-veined throbber
- Bone
- Boner
- Butoh
C
- The Captain
- Captain Picard
- Capullo (Spanish)
- Carne (Italian: meat)
- Cazzo (Italian)
- Center pole
- Chinko (Japanese)
- Chinpo (Japanese)
- Choad/Chode (penis with width greater than length)
- Chorra (Spanish)
- Chromosome snake
- Cipote (Spanish)
- Clyde
- Cock
- Colonel
- Crank
- Cunt buster
- Cunt poker
- Cunt thumper
- Cyclops
D-E
- Denture Cleaner
- Devirginator
- Dick
- Ding-a-ling
- Ding-dong
- Dingus
- Dink
- Dipstick
- Dolk (Danish, actually means "knife")
- Dong
- Donger
- Donkeycock/Donkeydick (very large penis)
- Dork
- Drill
- Drill/Driller
- Egg roll
- Eiffel Tower
- Endowment
- Engine Clanker
- Equipment
- Erection
F-I
- Fatboy Slim
- First Penis, The (The US President's)
- Fireman
- Flagpole
- Fuck stick
- Fucker
- Fur-Seeking meat missle
- Gherkin
- God
- Goober
- Ham trucheon
- Happiness
- Hausenfefer (German) <-- This word is NOT German
- Heat-seeking missile
- Herman the German in a turtleneck
- Hog/Hawg
- Hoo hoo dilly (South Park reference)
- Horsecock/Horsedick (very large penis)
- Hose
- Impregnator
J-K
- Jack the Ripper
- Jade phoenix
- Ji ba (Mandarin)
- Jimmy
- Jizz cannon
- Jizzer
- John Thomas
- Johnson
- Jonathan's one-eyed master
- Joystick
- Junk
- Kickstand
- Knob
L
- Lad (Irish)
- Lady pleaser
- Lanze (German)
- Lap bone
- Lap taffy
- Leaning Tower of Pisa
- Leg Wand
- Lingum or lingam (from Hindu)
- Log
- Longfellow
- Love club
- Love missile
- Love muscle
- Love snake
- Love stick
- Love wand
M
- Magic Stick
- Main cable
- Main vein
- Manhood
- Manmeat
- Manrod
- Manroot
- Mantower
- Martillo (Spanish: Hammer)
- Meat
- Meat Popsicle
- Meat Thermometer
- Meat Whistle
- Member (Spanish: Miembro)
- Morning Missile (Erection when waking up)
- Mickey (chiefly Irish)
- Minchia (Italian)
- Mini-Me
- Minga (Spanish)
- Missile
- Monster
- Mr. Happy
O
- Ochinchin
- Old fella/Old feller/Old fellow
- One-eyed monster
- One-eyed snake
- One-eyed trouser snake
- One-eyed trouser trout
- Organ
- Oscar ("My Baloney has a first name...")
P
Pa-Pl
- Panga (Latin American Spanish)
- Passion pole
- Pecker
- Pedro/Peter
- Pee-pee
- Pelir
- Pencildick
- Percy
- Phallus
- Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness
- Pickle
- Pickledick (High School High reference)
- Pijo (Spanish)
- Pimmel (German)
- Pink torpedo (Spinal Tap reference)
- Pipe
- Plank
- Plank
- Playboy
- Pleasure scepter
- Pleasurestick
Po-Pu
- Pocker
- Pole
- Polla (Spanish)
- Popcorn Surprise
- Pork hammer
- Pork sword
- Pounder
- Presidential staff
- Prick
- Pud
- Pulsating python of love
- Purple fist
- Purple katana
- Purple-headed monster
- Purple-headed pussy stuffer
- Purple-headed yogurt slinger
- Purple-helmet warrior
- Purple-veined clarinet
- Pussy pleaser
- Pussy plower
- Pussy poker
- Putz
R
- Rammer
- Ramrod
- Rearpoker
- Remington
- Richard (Little Richard)
- Rocket
- Rocketrod
- Rod
- Roland
- Rumple Foreskin
S
- Salami
- Salami Packer
- Sausage (Spanish: Salchicha)
- Scepter
- Schlong/Shlong/schlonger
- Schmeckle
- Schmuck
- Schnitzel
- Schwanz (Swiss German)
- Shaft
- Shit stabber
- Skin flute
- Slammer
- Smoked meat log
- Snake
- Snopp
- Spam
- Spam javelin
- Spanky
- Stanley (the power tool)
- Steaming stalk
- Stick/Schtick
T-U
- Talliwhacker/Tallywhacker
- Thigh spreader
- Thigh stimulator
- Third leg (large penis)
- Timpo
- Tissemand
- Todger
- Tommy
- Tommyboy
- Tool
- Tootsie Roll
- Toy
- Treff
- Tripod (man with an abnormally large penis; Goldmember reference)
- Trouser snake
- Trouser trout
- Trouser weasel
- Trunk
- Tube steak
- Tummy banana
- Thumper
- Twig
- Uccello (Italian : bird)
- Unit
V-Y
- Verga (Spanish, used more in Latin America than in Spain)
- Vienna sausage
- Voodoo stick
- Wang/Wong
- War club
- War hammer
- Warrior of love
- Wedding Tackle
- Wiener (spelled "Weiner" on The Simpsons)
- Wienis (combination of Weiner and Penis)
- Willie/Willy
- Wing Wong
- Wobbly
- Worm
- XY stick
- Yogurt slinger
- Yoni feeder
Erection
- Bone/Boner
- Boutte (French, used more in Quebec than in France)
- Chubby
- Empalmado (Spanish)
- Erecto (Spanish)
- Hard/Hard-on (Spanish: Duro)
- Horn
- Happy to see you
- Knochen (German: bone)
- Latte (German)
- Pitching a tent
- President Wilson
- Raising the flag
- Stiffy
- Saluting the general
- Standing Attention
- Throb
- Trempando (Spanish)
- Viagra's kicking in
- Wood/Woody
- WeeWee
Foreskin (prepuce)
- Banana skin
- Blinds
- Bobby's anorak
- Burrito
- Cafe curtains
- Coin tray
- Curtains
- Drapes
- Extra skin
- Goatskin
- Gobbler
- Helmet pelmet
- Hood
- Lace (curtains)
- Onion skin
- Pea-sized purse
- Sheath
- Snapper
- Turtleneck sweater
- Toque
- Venetian blinds
Glans Penis ("head")
- Army Helmet
- Bell end
- Cabeza (Spanish)
- Capullo (Spanish)
- Cue ball
- Dome
- Knob
- Mushroom cap
- Plum
- Puntita, la (Spanish)
- Skull
- Warhead
Testicles
A-H
- Apricots
- Balls
- Baws (Scottish slang)
- Beans
- Berries
- Bollocks
- Boys
- Boys in the basement
- Cajones/Cojones (comes from Spanish with the same meaning)
- Cobblers
- Crown jewels
- Cods
- Eggs
- Family jewels
- Gonads
- Goolies
- Huevos (Spanish for "eggs")
- Hairy danglers
K-Y
- Kintama (Japanese)
- Klackers
- Klodser (Danish, means "blocks")
- Knackers
- Loins
- Marbles
- Men that guard the ass fort
- Mommy-daddy button
- Nadgers
- Nads
- Nuts
- Paparia (Greek)
- Pelotas (Spanish for "balls")
- Plums
- Step children
- Tackle
- Yarbles (A Clockwork Orange reference)
- orchestra stalls
Scrotum
The scrotum holds the testicles outside of the body cavity.
- Bag
- Ball bag
- Bean bag
- Duffle bag
- Family jewels
- Mud Flap
- Sack
- Saco (Spanish for "sack")
- Scrot
- Spud/potato sack
- Sud sack
- Tea bag
- Yam bag
- Cock Rocket
- Fletcher's Pleasure Tool
- Coin Purse
- Knacker Bag
Penis and testicles
- Basket
- Bat and Balls
- Big Jim & The Twins
- Bits 'n Pieces
- Block and tackle
- Branch and acorns
- Captain Winkey and his two first mates
- Cash and prizes
- Crown jewels
- Family jewels
- Frank and beans/Frank 'n beans
- Junk
- Lunchbox (UK: particularly used for male athletes)
- Meat and two veg
- Package
- Twig and berries
- Viande et deux legumes (French)
- Wedding tackle
Female intimate parts
Terms for the female breasts and genitals.
Breasts
A
- Artars
B
Ba-Bo
- Babylons
- Bagos
- Baps
- Bath Toys
- Bazookas
- Bazooms
- Berthas (large breasts)
- Bigguns (large breasts)
- Bijongas
- Blouse bunnies
- Blouse clowns
- Bobblers
- Bombs
- Boobs/Boobies
- Booblies
- Bonkers
- Bosom
- Boulders
- Bozos
Br-Bu
- Brace
- Breastasaurus
- Breasticles
- Breastuses (intentional mispluralization)
- Bristols (derived from "Bristol City"; Cockney rhyming slang for "titty")
- Bubbies
- Bubbles
- Bubs
- Busts
C-F
- Cans
- Cantaloupes
- Charlies
- Chest
- Chesticles (from the Chapelle Show)
- Chi chis
- Chubbies
- Coconuts
- Cushions
- Diddies
- Dirty pillows
- Dugs
- The empties (breasts after breastfeeding)
- Front end alignment
- Funbags
- Baggos
G-L
- Gajungas
- Gazongas
- Girls
- Globes
- Golden bozos
- Guns
- Headlights
- Hee-haws
- Hills
- Honkers
- Hoots/Hooters
- Jackalopes
- Jacks
- Jigglies
- Jubblies
- Jugs
- Knockers
- Lady Lumps
- Love kegs
- Love pillows
- Lungs
M-P
- Maguppies
- Mama's pillows
- Mammaries
- Matiti (Swahili)
- Meat puppets
- Melons (Spanish: Melones)
- Milk kegs
- Milk wagons
- Mommy bags
- Mosquito bites (small breasts)
- Mugumbas
- Norks
- Noonies
- Oppai (Japanese)
- Pair
- Peaches
- Perkos
- Plumpers
- Pompoms
- President of the Itty-Bitty or Itsy-Bitsy Titty Committee (woman with extremely small breasts)
- Puppies
- Pyramids
R-U
- Rack
- Rampolenes
- Ski slopes
- Sugar melons
- Sweater meat
- Sweater puppies
- Ta-tas
- Tats
- Teats
- Tetas (Spanish)
- Twins, the
- Thingies
- Thirty-eights
- Thrupennies or Thrupenny bits (Cockney rhyming slang for "tits")
- Tig-O-Bities
- Tits/Titties
- Torpedos
- Tracts of land (Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference)
- Tweeters
- Twin mounds
- Twin peaks
- Twins
- Udders
W-Y
- Woman-pecs
- Woofers
- Snack Trays
- Yam Bags
Female genitalia
Unlike most slang terms for the breasts, terms for the female reproductive system can be somewhat vague. They may refer to the vulva, vagina, or uterus, or their constituent parts, such as the clitoris, labia, Grafenberg spot, and so forth. A very rough (incomplete) classification follows.
Vagina
A-B
- Almeja (Spanish)
- Axe wound (also a pig that got hit in the head with an axe)
- Baby ATM
- Baby cave
- Baby chute
- Bank
- The Beast
- Beef Curtains
- Bhosdo (Hindi)
- Box
- Bread-box
- Budissey
- Bushy plate
C
Ca-Co
- Camel toe pie
- Cave
- Center of the universe
- Cha cha (South Park reference)
- Choach/Choachee
- Chocho (Spanish)
- Choncha
- Coochie-snorcher (from The Vagina Monologues, the Eve Ensler play)
- Choot (Hindi)
- Cock holster
- Cock warmer
- Cockpit
- Cock squeezer
- Cockhole
- Cocksocket
- Cooter
- Cooz/Cooze/Coozie
- Concha (Latin American Spanish)
- Coño (Spanish)
Cr-Cu
D-F
- Dick holster
- Fanny (British English; in US English it means the posterior)
- Fetus cannon
- First Pussy, The (The First Lady of the United States -- said to have been used by Larry Flynt when he acquired and published nude photos of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis)
- Fish
- Flesh tuxedo (Spinal Tap reference)
- Foo foo valve
- Front bottom
- Fuck chasm
- Fud (Scottish)
- Fun hole
- Fun hump
- Fur burger
- Furry cup
G-L
- Gap
- Gash
- Gutted Hedgehog
- Git
- Golden doughnut
- Goody bag
- Goody gash
- Grand Canyon (large vagina)
- Grease quiver
- Gummy smile
- Hair pie
- Hair taco
- Hairy grail
- Hairy love hole
- Hatchet wound
- Honey pot
- Hoobie
- Hurrah hump
- Jenny
- Kuku (Latin American Spanish)
- Love socket
M-R
- Manko (Japanese)
- Meat locker
- Meat pocket
- Mina (Latin American Spanish)
- Minge
- Misty Spelunk (from spelunking aka cave exploring)
- Moose knuckle
- Naani
- Old oily
- Piffers
- Pink Taco
- Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet
- Poon
- Poontang
- Praying mantis
- Puke/Puki (Filipino)
- Punani
- Pussy
- Queef hole
- Queef vent
- Rat trap
- Right hole
- Rug
S-X
- Sausage wallet
- Scar
- Slippery slot
- Slit
- Slot
- Snapper
- Snatch
- Spam purse
- Sperm bank
- Sperm purse
- Stinky pinky
- Sugar walls
- Tuna
- Tuna cave
- Tweety/Tweety bird
- Vag (long g sounds like a j)
- Velvet
- Vertical smile
- Venus cock trap
- Whisker biscuit
- Winking eye
- Winky
- Wizard's sleeve
- Xibiu (Brazilian Portuguese)
Y
- Ya-Ya
- Yoni (from Hindu)
Hymen
- Barrier
- Cherry
- Maidenhead
- Virgin wall
Vulva
- Artichoke
- Bearded clam
- Beaver
- Camel toe
- Clam
- Cooch/Coochie/Coochy
- Cookie
- Coot/Cooter
- Muff/Muffin
- Nooky (when spelled "nookie" it means coitus)
- Pink taco
- Quim
- Slit
- Snatch
- Twat
Clitoris
- Bean
- Boy/man in the boat
- Button
- Clit
- Hooded monk
- Kisimi (Swahili)
- Knob
- Love button
- Nub
- Moose Knuckle
Labia
- Beef curtains/flaps
- Bologna draperies
- Burnt Ends
- Cunt lips
- Lower lip
- Meat curtains/flaps
- Mud Flaps (when refering to black women)
- Piss curtains
- Piss fenders
- Piss flaps
- Pussy lips
- Roast beef sandwich
- Taco
- Vertical bacon sandwich
- Vertical lips
- Wallet full of bologna
Gräfenberg Spot
- Bermuda Triangle (derived from the notion that it doesn't actually exist)
- Dr. G's idea
- G-Spot
- G zone
- Sweet spot
Uterus
- Oven (usually in phrase "a bun in the oven", but can be used separately)
Activities
"Rounding the Bases"
Rounding the bases is a group of slang terms dealing with sexual activities, borrowing terms from baseball. There are often variant definitions, but most criteria are similar.
- First base - Kissing, especially "French" kissing.
- Second base - Fondling or groping, especially of the breasts or genitals.
- Third base - Depending on the speaker, either full nudity or a non-intercourse orgasm (especially when resulting from oral sex)
- Home run (or "Hitting it out of the park", etc.; sometimes "Fourth Base") - Sexual intercourse.
- Grand Slam - Usually sexual intercourse with: 1) oral sex, 2) vaginal sex, 3) anal sex and finally ejaculation on the face or breasts (or "4 run bomb", etc.) - Sexual intercourse.
Kissing
Terms for (ordinary, usually face-to-face) kissing — not including oral sex.
- Bagging off
- Besandose/Besos (Spanish)
- Frenching
- Lip-lock (in a)
- Macking
- Making out
- Necking
- Parking (1950s slang)
- Pashing
- Smooching
- Snog/Snogging
- Sparking
- Spooning
- Sucking face
- Swapping spit
- Tapping off
- Tonguewrestling
- Tonsil-hockey
- Tonsil-tennis
Foreplay
Foreplay usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, intercourse. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as masturbation or oral sex.
- Dry humping
- Dry sex
- Feeling up
- Fondling (each other)
- Groping (each other)
- Making out
- Necking
- Old-school stimulation
- Petting (or heavy petting)
- Reaching second base
- Starting the engine
- Touching up
Sexual intercourse
Terms for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse.
Vaginal intercourse (coitus)
A-B
- Aztec two-step
- Banging
- Beating it up
- Beating that thing up
- Beaver busting
- A bit of the old in and out (a Clockwork Orange reference)
- Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis
- Boffing
- Boinking
- Boning
- Bumping uglies
- Burying the general
- Bust
- Busting the cherry (first-time intercourse)
C-F
- Carnal gymnastics
- Catholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
- Chodna (Hindi)
- Churning butter
- Cogiendo (Latin American Spanish. Warning! In Spain, it just means "picking up" or "grabbing", while in Latin America means "fucking")
- Cunt busting
- Cunt poking (also applies to masturbation)
- Cunt thumping
- Devirgination
- Dinky tickle
- Doing the nasty
- Drilling
- Ecchi (Japanese)
- Feeding the yonidsa
- Follando (Spanish)
- Fucking
G-K
- Getting freaky
- Getting it on
- Getting it up her guts
- Getting laid
- Giving the monkey a banana
- Going halvsies/halfers on an orgasm
- Grabbing some snatch
- Haciendo el amor (Spanish: "Making love")
- Harpooning the mustached whale
- Having it off
- Hiding the salami
- Hit that shit
- Hitting it/Hitting that thing
- Horizontal hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahira
- Horizontal sheet shuffle
- Hot beef injection
- Humping
- Impregnation
- Jodiendo (Spanish)
- Jumping her bones
- Knocking boots (or boot knocking)
- Knowing
L-R
- Laying some pipe
- Laying the track (prison slang)
- Making a baby
- Making a deposit
- Making love - This is what a woman does while a man is fucking her.
- Making the beast with two backs (from Shakespeare's Othello)
- Making whoopee
- Nailing
- Nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina)
- The Ol' in out, in out (A Clockwork Orange reference)
- Piece of ass (getting a)
- Pigging
- Plugging the main cable into her love socket
- Poking the bearded triangle
- Porking
- Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)
- Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)
- Riding the baloney pony
S-W
- Screwing
- Shagging
- Sinking the Bismarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battleship that was thought, at the time, to be unsinkable)
- Slaying the dragon
- Spearing the bearded clam
- Stirring her guts
- Taking an albino piss
- Taxing
- Towelling
- Tuna Town ("driving the beef bus to," "parking the beef bus in" or "taking the old skin boat to")
- Vaginal bungee jumping
- Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
- Waxing (dat ass)
- Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
Anal intercourse
A-C
- Around the world (to switch back and forth between vaginal and anal penetration)
- Ass drilling
- Ass fucking
- Ass pounding
- Ass pumping
- Ass ripping (devirginizing)
- Ass stretching
- Back door slicker
- Back shafting
- Backside entry
- Brown town (as in "took him to brown town"; apparently Australian slang, uttered by Hugh Jackman on SNL)
- Buggering
- Bumming
- Butt fuck(ing)
- Butt sex
- Butt drilling
- Butt pounding
- Charlie IN the chocolate factory
- Chocolate hugh jackhammering
- Crossing Snickers Street
D-S
- Dancing with Bubba
- Dar/tomar por culo (Spanish)
- David Hockney (famously "takes it up shitter")
- Doing the butt
- Donut Burning (British, gay male usage)
- Drilling for brown
- Fishing for brown trout
- Fudge packing
- Going in the out/exit door
- Greek
- Mining for brown
- Mud Packin'
- Parking the truck in the garage
- Playing in the mud (because there's no grass on the field yet)
- Petando (el culo) (Spanish)
- Poking the pooter
- Poop chute boogie
- Repopulating Armenia
- Riding the Hershey Highway
- Shit packing
- Sodomy
- Spooning
- Stirring the fudge
- Strolling down Cadbury Road
- Switching lanes without signaling (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)
T-U
- Taking/Putting it up the ass/butt/poop chute/shitter
- Throwin' it in the back
- Trying on the pink sock
- Uphill gardening
- Up the back passage
Oral sex
Oral sex involves the stimulation of the sexual organs (or anus) of one person by the mouth (tongue, etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words eat, bite, blow, suck, chew, or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.
General terms for oral sex
- Drive thru
- Eating it
- Eating him/her (out)
- French
- Going down (on him/her)
- Going South
- Slurping
Cunnilingus
Cunnilingus is oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva.
B-P
- Beaver munching
- Beaver sucking
- Box Lunch
- Carpet/Rug munching
- Chewing box
- Munching box
- Clit licking/sucking
- Cunt licking/sucking/munching
- Deep sea diving
- Dining at the Y
- Drinking from the furry cup
- Drinking from the hairy grail
- Eating from the bushy plate
- Eating out of the bread box
- G-Spot tickling
- I Lick Dat Shiet (Jerky Boys)
- Licking out
- Muff diving
- Mustache ride
- Pearl diving
- Pussy licking/sucking/munching
S-W
- Slit licking/sucking
- Soup tasting
- Tipping the velvet
- Tongue in the cave
- Watkin's Wiggler, the
- Wet-velveting
Fellatio
Fellatio is oral stimulation of the penis.
B-P
- Blowing
- Blowjob (giving/getting a)
- Butched in (performing oral sex in exchange for favors; prison slang)
- Candy making
- Choppin' Up
- Chupar Polla/Verga/Pico/Panga (Latin American Spanish: to suck cock/dick/rod)
- Deep throating
- Flag salute, the
- Garganta Profunda (Spanish: "deep throating")
- Goober gobbling
- Greasing the pole
- Haam laan (Cantonese)
- Hacerle Caso al Patrón/Jefe (Spanish: To be obedient to the owner/boss)
- Head (giving/getting a)
- Humjob/Hummer (giving/getting a)
- Knob gobbling
- Lamando/Lamar (Spanish)
- Lewinsky-style
- Mamada (Spanish)
- Mamando/Mamar (Spanish)
- Milking (also applies to masturbation)
- Playing the skin flute
R-W
- Rod swallowing
- Sarah Biornstad
- Ser buen/a secretaria/o (Latin American Spanish: "to be a good secretary")
- Shining the pole
- Shining
- Skull Fucking
- Slobbing the knob
- Slurping the bishop
- Smoking the pole
- Suck(ing) off
- Sucking cock (or cock sucking)
- Swallowing
- Teabagging (sucking the scrotum)
- Tonsil exam
- Washing Big Ben
- Waxing the lance
Mutual oral sex
The following terms refer to simultaneous, or mutual, oral sex.
- GSC (Genital Sucking Contest)
- Sesenta y nueve (Spanish for 69)
- Sixty-Nine (69)
- Soixante-neuf (French for 69)
Anilingus
Anilingus is oral stimulation of the anus.
- 87
- Armenian treat
- Asian
- Ass gobbling
- Ass/Arse licking
- Battywash (Jamaican)
- Black kiss
- Chewing bud
- Chocolate binge
- Crap tickling
- French treat
- Frenchman's/Armenian's delight
- Hit it (prison slang)
- New French kiss
- Quatre-vingts-sept (French for 87)
- Rim job/Rimming
- Rim Chew
- Shit binge
- Shit sucking
- Tossing (the) salad
- dropping the thumb
Masturbation
There are many terms for masturbation, the manual stimulation of one's genitals. Some of the more common follow.
Male masturbation
A-D
- 38 (prison slang)
- Bashing the bish
- Beating the bishop
- Beating off
- Beating the meat
- Best friend (shaking hands with)
- Bopping the baloney
- Boxing the clown
- Buffing the banana
- Choking the chicken
- Climbing Everest
- Code 21 (prison slang)
- Cracking one off
- Cuffing the carrot
- Date with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters
- Doing the hand jive
F-K
- Fapping(referencing to Japanese comics where the sound of it is represented by 'Fap')
- Fist-kabobing
- Five Knuckle Shuffle
- Flogging the bishop
- Flogging the dolphin
- Flogging the mule
- Flogging off
- Flogging the log
- Frigging off
- Fucking off
- Fucking the fist
- Gayola (Spanish)
- Going up the Eiffel Tower and back
- Grippa
- Gunning (looking at a female officer while masturbating; prison slang)
- Handjob (giving/getting a)
- Hit It (prison slang)
- Jacking off
- Jerking off
- Jerkin' the gherkin
- Kickin' the Midget
- Kill (prison slang)
M-R
- Madame/Rosie Palm and her five daughters/sisters (dating, meeting, or spending time with)
- Manola (Spanish)
- Milking (also applies to fellatio)
- Nestling the aardvark
- Onanism
- Paja (Spanish)
- Petting the monkey
- Pinching the one-eyed snake
- Playing the pink clarinet
- Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops
- Pocket billiards/pool
- Polishing the helmet
- Pounding the Pud
- Pulling off
- Pulling the pud (pudding)
- Punching the clown
- Repopulating Armenia
- Rough up the suspect
- Rubbing one out
S-Y
- Shaking hands with the sheriff
- Shandy shuffle (doing/playing the)
- Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ
- Slash
- Smashing one out
- Spanking the plank
- Spanking the monkey
- Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
- Stroking the pole
- Stroking the salami
- Taffy pulling
- Tommy tanking
- Tossing (off)
- Tossing the dice
- Tugging the rope
- Wang jangling
- Wanking off
- Waxing the carrot
- Whacking off
- Work up some Baby Batter
- Yanking off
- Yanking the crank
Female masturbation
- Applying lip gloss
- Buffing the muffin
- Cunt poking (also applies to coitus)
- Date with the four sons of Father Thumb
- Diddling (the clit)
- Double-clicking the mouse
- Finger bang
- Finger sex
- Fingering
- Fingerfucking
- Flicking the clit/bead/bean/bud
- Fluttering the fuzz
- Frigging off
- Jacking off Jill (or jacking Jill off)
- Jilling off
- Nuke, the
- Petting the kitty/pussy
- Rubbing the elf
- She-bopping
- Stirring the soup
- Stroking the kitty/pussy
- Tickling the vertical smile
- Tip-toe through the two lips
- Touching the hooded monk
- Twirling the Pearl
- Two Finger Taco Tango
- Two in the Pink, One in the Stink
- Walking the kitty
Mutual or group masturbation
Mutual masturbation involves each sexual partner manually stimulating the other partner's (or partners') genitals.
- Circle jerk
- Jacking and jilling off
Group sex
Sexual stimulation
Dildos
A dildo is an artificial penis.
- Arvydas Sabonis
- BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
- Consolador (Spanish)
- Doctor's helper
- Fantasy cock
- Monster
- Penis substitute
- Schlong decoy
Fetishes
Technically, a sexual fetish involves sexual attraction to an inanimate object. However, common usage also refers to sexual activities outside of the so-called "norm" (sex involving urination or defecation, for example). Many of the terms below refer to "fetishes" in the latter sense.
Warning: The descriptions in this section can be rather unpleasant.
- Arm n Hammer - Act of rubbing the penis in the armpit area of a female, usually an alternative to vaginal sex.
- Bag Piping - Act of rubbing the penis inside of an armpit to ejaculate
- Big sexy - Touching all sides of one of female's thighs with either part of penis.
- Blumpkin or Blumpy - Oral sex when received while on the toilet.
- Bukakke - Simultaneous penis ejaculations onto a person's face.
- Chili dog - Defecating in a woman's breast cleavage and then rubbing the penis in the middle of it all.
- Cleveland steamer - Act of defecating on female's chest, then ejaculating on the feces.
- Cockslap - Slapping another person with one's own penis or a dildo.
- Coffeegrinder - Act of crushing dried feces on another's forehead with penis.
- Cousteau and the Red Sea - Engaging in vaginal intercourse during the menstruation period.
- Cumshot - Ejaculating on another person's body.
- Dirty Sanchez (moustache) - Act of "double-thumbing" one's own anus and wiping the soil under one's own nose, utilizing an outward rotation of the wrists.
- Dutch Oven - The act of flatulating underneath the covers and then pulling the covers over the partner's head so that the resultant odor can be breathed in.
- Fecal Japan - Act of defecating a fountain of liquid feces into the air while inverted, thus permitting the feces to fall upon the face; originally an immensely popular Internet image named "Tub Girl."
- Felching - Sucking semen out of another's orifices.
- Fifi or Fifi bag - Artificial vagina used for masturbation (prison slang).
- Footjob - Act of using the feet and/or toes to stimulate another's genitals.
- Golden shower - Act of urinating upon one another for sexual pleasure.
- Hot Carl - Performing oral sex (usually cunnilingus) while the recipient defecates.
- Lesbian thighjob - Touching one another's vagina with one's own thigh (used by Lesbian couples only).
- Pearl necklace - Intercourse between the breasts followed by ejaculating on the neck region. Ejaculate on the chin, cheeks or bottom lip may be called a wet bow-tie.
- Rimming - Licking one's anus
- Shocker, The - The act of fingering a woman. Two Fingers in a woman's pussy and one in her asshole. In other words, "two in the goo, and one in the poo." Or, "Two in the pink and one in the stink."
- Squirtfall - Act of ejaculating large amounts of semen into the mouth of a female.
- Thighfucking - Act of rubbing penis against inside of female's thighs like a vagina.
- Watersports - Act of urinating upon one another for sexual pleasure.
Pornography
Pornography is creative activity, such as writing, pictures or movies, of no literary or artistic value but to stimulate sexual desire.
- Dirty magazine(s)
- Dirty picture(s)
- Jerk Off Material
- Naked picture(s)
- Nudy Mags
- Porn/Porno
- pr0n (Internet slang)
- Stick Books
- Smut
- Wank Mags
- X
- XXX
Physiological processes
Menstruation
Menstruation is commonly known as a "period".
- Aunt Flo is visiting
- Circus is in town, the
- Curse, the
- Eve's curse
- Eve's gift
- Flying Baker
- Flying a Baker flag (U. S. Military Marine/Navy term)
- Friend
- Guest
- Having a period
- Having the painters in
- Monkey's nose bleed
- The Polka-Dot parade
- Putting up the red tent
- On the blob
- On the rag
- Regla, la (Spanish)
- Señorita de rojo, la (Spanish)
- Sick
- That time of the month
- Vampire's tea bag
- Red Storm Rising
Pregnancy
- Banged up
- Bombo, tener un (Spanish)
- Bun in the oven
- Duck in the oven
- In the family way
- Knocked up
- Preggers
- Prego (used as an adjective or noun in reference to the mother-to-be)
- Stewing a swift pie
- Up the duff
Orgasm (male and female)
- Big "O", the
- Busting a nut
- Climax
- Coming/Cumming
- Correrse (Spanish)
- Creaming/Cream pie
- Filling up at the ejaculation station
- Gasm
- Impregnating the bed (nocturnal emission by male)
- Irse (Spanish)
- Money shot
- Mul (Korean)
- Number 3 (ejaculation; "Number 1" refers to urination, "Number 2" refers to defecation)
- Nutting
- Petite morte, la
- Shooting
- Skeeting
- Spewing
- Squirting
- Wet dream (nocturnal emission)
Ejaculate (semen and sperm)
These terms refer to the ejaculate, the substance usually called semen.
A-J
- Armenian mayonnaise
- Baby batter
- Baby gravy
- Baby seed(s)
- Ball Snot
- Boyjuice
- Come/Cum
- Cream
- Donut glaze
- Embryonic warrior
- Fag/Faggot bait
- Faggot cologne
- Frenchman's delight
- Frenchman's favorite dressing
- Gentleman's relish
- Gism/Gizm
- Goo
- Hot man mustard
- Jizz/Jizm
- Junk
L-S
- Load
- Love juice
- Love piss
- Love pudding
- Love sauce
- Love Gravy
- Man chowder
- Man cream
- Man fat
- Man fluid
- Man Gravy
- Man juice
- Man mayo/mayonnaise
- Man milk
- Man'naise
- Monkey Custard
- Number 3 ("Number 1" refers to urine, "Number 2" refers to feces)
- Nut
- Protein shake
- Randy guy fuel
- Seed
- Skeet
- Spooge/Splooge
- Spunk
T-W
- Tijuana toothpaste
- White wee wee
- Cock dollars
Vaginal secretions
- Clam Dip
- Fanny batter
- Lady cream
- Lady juice
- Oyster Sauce
- Pussy/Puss juice
- Squirter (one who can project juices from the vagina during orgasm)
Venereal diseases (STDs)
Venereal diseases are also known as sexually-transmitted diseases, or STDs, since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as gonorrhea and syphilis, as opposed to AIDS.
- Blickey(s) (prison slang)
- Clap, the
- Crabs
- Crotch rot
- Drippy Dick
- A dose (to catch)
- French disease, the
- Knacker cracker
- Knob rot
- Miss siff
- Monster (prison slang)
- Ninja (prison slang)
- Package (prison slang)
- Perles d'Amour
- Pox
- Pussy rot
- Shit (prison slang)
- Sour cream
- Went up in that fire (prison slang)
Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission
The following devices are designed to prevent pregnancy, STD transmission, or both, although certainly no device is fail-proof.
Condom (male)
- Cock cap
- Goma, la (Spanish)
- Hat
- Jim/Jimmy hat
- Love glove
- Raincoat
- Rubber
- Rubber Johnny
- Trojan
- Billy (In the song "Willy, Use A Billy... Boy by E-Rotic)
- capote
Female devices
People
Homosexual
Male homosexual
A-B
- African queen (when referring to black men)
- Anal astronaut
- Armenian
- Ass assassin
- Ass bandit
- Ass monkey
- Ass pirate
- Ass rammer
- Ass spelunker
- Batty boy
- Bender
- Bubble biter
- Bumhole explorer
- Bumhole surfer
- Bummer
- Bunty boy
- Butt bandit
- Butt banger
- Butt buddies
- Butt fucker
- Butt pirate
- Butty
C-O
- Cake eater
- Canal Pal
- Chocolate starfish invader
- Donut puncher
- Fag/Faggot
- Fairy
- Flamer
- Frenchman
- Fudge Packer
- Galboy (one who plays the feminine role in a homosexual relationship)
- Gay
- Goober gobbler
- Gump (prison slang)
- Hom/Homo
- Joto (prison slang)
- Lavender with rage
- Limp-wristed [insert any noun]
- May tag (prison slang)
- Moffie (Afrikaans and South African English)
- Mud Packer
- Nancy (boy)
- Old lady
- One of them
P-W
- Pansy
- Peter puffer
- Pillow biter
- Pillow muncher
- Pole smoker
- Poofta/Poofter
- Puffta/Puffter
- Rod swallower
- Roland
- Rump ranger
- Sausage jockey
- Seme (dominant gay male in intercourse)
- Shirt lifter
- Shit shoveler
- Shit stabber
- Sissy (boy)
- Sister (prison slang)
- Sodomite
- Swisher
- Tallywhacker toker
- Turd burglar
- Uphill gardener
- Wuss
Female homosexual (lesbian)
- Bulldagger
- Bulldyke
- Carpet muncher
- Clam Bumper
- Clit licker
- Dyke
- Gash gobbler
- Jammy feminist
- Leg licker
- Lemon
- Lesbo
- Lez/Lezzer
- Pink mafia boss
- Pink taco Mexican
- Rug doctor
- Rug muncher
- Sapphiric
- Tuppence licker
- Whussy poofer
- Woman on the other bus
Crime
Crime in sexuality includes activities which are almost universally considered taboo or criminal in human societies.
Incest
Incest involves sexual relations between close family members.
- Forbidden love
- Keeping it in the family
- Relative sex
- An Alabama Prom Date
- Family Fun
Pedophilia
Pedophilia commonly refers to sexual attraction to, or sexual activity with, a child (usually prepubescent).
B-N
- Bad man in the nursery
- Chester (the Molester) (prison slang)
- Charley Chester (child molester) (cockney ryhming slang)
- Chicken hawk
- Child catcher
- Cho mo (prison slang)
- Cradle robber
- Diaper sniper (prison slang)
- Dirty old man
- Drug charge (in on a; prison slang)
- Early bird
- Forbidden fruit
- Impatient father
- Kiddie fiddler
- Kiddie fondler
- Kiddie hawk
- Meth charge/Mething (prison slang)
- Nonce
P-W
- Pederass (a Big Lebowski reference)
- Pedo
- Playground spotter
- Premature cherry picker
- Short eyes
- Spring chicken
- Tyke fucker
- Robin D. Cradle
- Waxed Fruit
Rape
Rape commonly refers to forced sexual intercourse on another person without his/her consent.
- Banging without permission
- Illegal fucking
- Surprise sex
External links
- Amatory Thesaurus
- Sex Dictionary - mostly non-slang terms; some slang also
- Urban Dictionary - all types of slang