Me waking up every morning.
They do now.
Hello ! I am....... [look at the title please] . I live in the UK in a secure and undisclosed location.
Among my interests are video games, hip-hop music and the Warhammer 40,000 . I also like Star Wars , The Simpsons , The IT Crowd , the movie Speed (not the second one , though), and Avatar: TLA . Not the TLA movie, though. We don't talk about the film around these parts.
My favourite rappers are Eminem , Kendrick Lamar , and Kanye West . I also like Wu-Tang Clan , The Notorious B.I.G. , Megan Thee Stallion and JAY-Z . I maintain that the East Coast is better than the West . I mean, the East had Wu-Tang Clan and Biggie , so what more do you want? The are the greatest.
I love The Simpsons . It's a strong contender for 'funniest show ever', although I must admit South Park and Monty Python's Flying Circus match my brand of humour perfectly (see below). Sideshow Bob is the best character, change my mind. By the way, I do, for one, welcome our new insect overlords .
People tell me I have a good sense of humour. I beg to differ. My humour is composed of being cynical , making fun of stuff in a deadpan, emotionless way , making cruel jokes , making little sense and lovingly referencing the best couple of all time .
I collect Warhammer 40,000 plastic miniatures, or as I like to call them, plastic crack (cause it's so addictive). I have two armies, 1450 points of Adepta Sororitas and nearly 2000 points of World Eaters . My Sororitas army features an Exorcist, Saint Celestine, a Palatine, 20 Battle Sisters, 15 Repentia, 5 Seraphim, 10 Dominions, 5 Retributors, 3 Arco-flagellants, 3 Paragon Warsuits, 2 Penitent Engines and a Mortifier. My World Eaters army features 20 Berserkers, 20 Jakhals, 12 Chaos Spawn, 3 Exalted Eightbound, a Lord Invocatus, 5 Chaos Terminators, a World Eaters Terminator Lord, a Chaos Rhino, a Helbrute, a Master of Executions, and 3 Chaos Bikers. (I intend to add Khârn the Betrayer, 10 more Berserkers and a second Rhino, but I'm broke. I wonder how...)
BTW, I COULD READ THAT THING!
Hip hop legends
Ya best protect ya neck! So what's my muthafuckin' name? R.O.C., we runnin' this rap shit. Please stand up. Bitch, sit down! Let you slide, let me ride, just another homicide. Hands on my knees, shakin' ass on my thot shit. No one man should have all that power!
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"MY FUCK!!!"
- Keanu Reeves, Speed
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Dre
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