User:APK

APK
— Wikipedian ♂ —
Name	Karen Walker
Born	Nashville, Tennessee
Country	United States
Current location	Washington D.C.
Education and employment
Occupation	GAYngsta
Education	College graduate
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Religion	Agnostic
Politics	Libertarian
Aliases	Anastacia Beaverhousen
Interests
	North Carolina, Washington D.C., airports, Dubai, U.S. cities, subways, american history, politics, geography, blogs, macroeconomics
Userboxes
	This user has been a Wikipedian since January 11 2008.
vn-42	This editor's user page, talk page, or subpages have been vandalized 42 times.
6,000+	This user has made more than 6,000 contributions to Wikipedia.
	This user is a; Rouge editor.
	This user is a native of the United States of America.
	This user lives in the U.S. State of North Carolina.
	This user lives in or hails from Raleigh.
	This user lives in the United States District of Columbia.
42Y	This Wikipedian was born on 26 August 1981 and is 42 years, 11 months, and 6 days old.
BS	This user has a Bachelor of Science degree in Business Administration.
	This user is single.
he	This user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.
HRC	As a supporter of gay rights, this user loathes the Human Rights Campaign and wonders who they really serve.
	This user is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
	This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
V	This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.
LP	This user is Libertarian.
X	This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.
	This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
	This user is a smoker.
	This user participates in; WikiProject; North Carolina.
	This user is a proud member of; WikiProject; District of Columbia.
	This user participates in; WikiProject National Register; of Historic Places.
	APK thinks the image policy is GODDAMNED UNFAIR!!!
	This user believes that adding relevant links is never a bad thing.
	This user reports vandals to administrators so they can be blocked.
SoE-5	This fine gentleman, or if so permitted this proper Southern belle, is a genuine pro-fessional eloquent speaker of our delightful Southern English.
Y	This user is a member of; Generation Y.
	This user prefers his cheesesteaks from Pat's, the original Philadelphia steak shop.
CHIPOTLE!	This is user is absolutely addicted to Chipotle Mexican Grill
	This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.
	This user is a history buff.
	This user is interested in; the history of the United States.
	This user is interested in the; American Civil War.
666	This user has 6 letters in each of his three names.
	This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless; Country Music is eliminated.†
	This user plays tennis.
	This user plays racquetball.
	This user is interested in politics.
	This user is a capitalist.
	This user is against communism.
	This user thinks the; global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated
	This user supports public transit.
	This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.
	This user is against ; strict gun control.
Life	This user is Pro-Life
	This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages, and is against any kind of gender restrictions.
	This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.
	This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.‡
	This user doesn't like Nazis.
	This user believes that the Republic of China is a legitimate nation.
LEGAL	This user supports LEGAL Immigration.
	This user knows that there IS NO EXIT.
	This user wears their Sunglasses at Night.
	This user loves knowledge.
	This user enjoys going to the sauna.
	This user is interested in the human soul or spirit.
	This user may be agnostic,; or then again, perhaps not.
inf	This user is an infidel.

File:Gayngsta.jpg

APK is watching your edits. He's a suspected member of the Gay Cabal (if it exists). This cabal is part of a larger gay organization called Al-Gayda, led by the Supreme Leader seen below.

File:Nihang Singh with Big Turban.jpg

Supreme Al-Gayda Leader, Durka Durka and all his followers (inside the turban).

File:Wentworth Miller.jpg

This user plans to marry Wentworth Miller and will gladly have his children.

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"I think the ultimate tribute to God, in any form, is to maximize individual freedom –- and not to obstruct that freedom for others. The thing that puzzles me about moralistic government is that if you force everyone in the country to act a certain way morally, there ceases to be free will. Then nobody is truly benevolent at all, just pawns of the state. If I’m forced to act in a Christian manner by threat of law, am I really a Christian? Seems like this is quite detrimental to the Church. And to be honest, I’m less afraid of social conservatives in this regard as I am of fiscal liberals. If the government hijacks my income to redistribute it into some form of pork designed to help the less fortunate, especially when it doesn’t go toward its intended purpose anyway, not only are they stealing from me, but they’re preventing me from being charitable. It’s destructive for all parties." - Matt O'Liberty, full blog entry can be found here.

All about mich

I'm a current events and political news junkie. I need rehab for this affliction. These are my future ex-husbands and baby daddies.

I'm the son of a fundamentalist Baptist preacher. I met Jerry Falwell while dating a guy that went to his university. That was an odd experience...to say the least.

I grew up mostly in North Carolina, but have lived in Tennessee, South Carolina, and Florida as well. I currently live in Washington, D.C. (aka. the home of endless political bickering, backstabbing, and government waste)

My ancestry is half German and half English.

I'm not hostile to spiritual beliefs. I am, however, extremely skeptical of all organized religions...especially religions that claim you're going to burn in hell for not accepting their beliefs...or that you should actually die for not sharing their belief. How arrogant. Organized religion is a way for the few to control the minds of the masses. The only people I knew until college were Baptists, and even during most of my college experience I was still brainwashed into believing most of their dogma. I now consider myself an agnostic theist. Some consider that an oxymoron. Some (me) don't care if that's your opinion. I am more than willing to admit I could be wrong about God, evolution, creationism, heaven, hell, etc. But people that insist they have 100% proof of their religious views are intellectually handicapped. Most Christians don't realize they're using circular reasoning for defense of the Bible. They need to take a long, hard look at this defense. Muslims that think Jihad is morally acceptable have no morals, no soul, and no brain. Proof that radical Muslims are clinically insane and despise our freedoms. I could go on and on, but I'll spare you.

I love free speech.

I detest most political correctness. It's just a way to control the words and thoughts of people. Or as Orwell would say, thoughtcrime.

Big Brother just wants what is best for you. /end sarcasm

It's not politically correct for someone who doesn't like gay people to call me a queer or faggot. Go ahead, call me that. If you think that will hurt or damage my life and soul, then you're sadly mistaken. Words are not that powerful in my view. Besides, I'm proud to be a man-loving, c**k-sucking queer. Your insults are viewed by me as compliments, and I've fownd that most guys that use these terms as insults have repressed sexual feelings toward other males.

I was raised a hardcore, socially conservative Republican. I don't think I knew a Democrat (except a grandma and an aunt) until I was 18. After realizing the Republican party wants a Christian theocracy and the Democract party wants a Hugo Chavez-inspired socialist state, I decided the Libertarian party best represented my views. Although, I don't agree with some of their ideas. I guess that makes me a political nomad. I have no real political home. Basically, my political philosophy is as long as you're not hurting someone (born or unborn), keep it legal...and the United States should not stick its nose into other countries' affairs.

I'm not sure who said it, but I always find this quote to be thought provoking:

"Republicans want the government to be your daddy.
Democrats want the government to be your mommy.
Libertarians want the government to treat you like an adult."

Feel free to ask me any questions about my edits or views on a matter.

- APK

Awards

		The Original Barnstar
		Given to you for your efforts to improve wikipedia's articles and while staying neutral. keep up the good work. Kerotan ^{Leave Me a Message} Have a nice day :) 15:01, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

		The Resilient Barnstar
		I award you the Resilient Barnstar for finally getting laid! Now maybe you'll stop removing images of hot gay twink porn stars from their related articles. - ✰ALLSTAR✰ ^echo 03:22, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

		The Spinner/Pimpin' Barnstar
		I hereby award you the Spinner Barnstar cuz you're pimp and you make all the boys come to the yard. Now get back here! - ✰ALLSTAR✰ ^echo 06:02, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

		The Red Barnstar
		Thanks for being a help recently and for making the project fun. David Shankbone 03:09, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

ALLSTARecho's Rainbow Glass Dildo Award

For your awesome sense of humor, awesome sarcasm and those lonely nights, you are hereby awarded my rainbow glass dildo (sorry, Cinderella's glass slipper is taken you flamer and no, it hasn't been used!). It's dishwasher safe too! :P

Thanks for being you. =) - ✰ALLSTAR✰ ^echo 06:49, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

		The Special Barnstar
		is hereby awarded to APK for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, invoking the wrath of David's stalker, and still coming out of it with damned good hair. APK is entitled to all the rights (wrongs) and privileges (extra work) associated with this barnstar. Given by my hand, this 26th day of March, 2008, and sealed with the great seal of good humour (though not the ice cream kind, because that would drip on the star and get it all icky). - Philippe \| Talk 02:19, 27 March 2008 (UTC)