Mr. Methane

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Mr Methane
PseudonymMr Methane
Birth namePaul Oldfield
Born1966
Macclesfield, England[citation needed]
Mediumfarter
NationalityBritish
Years active1991–present
GenresSpeciality act
Websitewww.mrmethane.com

Paul Oldfield, better known by his stage name Mr Methane, is a British flatulist or "professional farter" who started performing in 1991.[1] He briefly retired in 2006 but restarted in mid-2007. He claims to be the only performing farter in the world.[2] He worked on the railways before focusing on his flatulence performances.

Background[edit]

According to When Will I Be Famous? (2003), a BBC book on British variety acts, Oldfield discovered his ability to fart at the age of fifteen when practicing yoga. The next day he performed twenty rapid-fire farts in under a minute for a group of his friends.

In the late 1980s, Oldfield turned professional, performing as an opening act for the Macclesfield-based bands the Screaming Beavers and the Macc Lads. The latter wrote a song about him on their album The Beer Necessities.

Oldfield subsequently travelled to New York City in the U.S., where he appeared as a guest on The Howard Stern Show as the "British Blaster". While in New York, Mr. Methane also performed a series of fart acts on Broadway.

In his autobiography, English comic Frank Skinner talks about the time that Phil Spector, while receiving a lifetime music award, went into a rant live on Australian TV about a duet of "Da Doo Ron Ron" that Skinner had sung with Mr Methane on his BBC1 chat chow. Spector said that Methane and Skinner had taken his work of art and desecrated it.[3]

In the 1990s Mr Methane produced a parody of the Phil Collins song "In the Air Tonight" titled "Curry In the Air Tonight." Tony Smith, Collins' business manager, refused to let Mr Methane release his parody version, stating that, "This is a very serious song and we cannot see any reason for it to be taken so lightly." Letters between the two parties were reproduced on The Smoking Gun website.[4]

In July 2004, Q magazine voted Mr Methane's album mr methane.com the second most bizarre album ever released in a Q special edition titled "The 150 Greatest Rock Lists Ever".

In 2009 Oldfield auditioned for Britain's Got Talent, where he announced his intention to "put the art into fart",[5] but failed to make it through to the live finals. He gave a flatulist performance of the "Blue Danube" waltz, and was "buzzed" out by all three judges — despite two of them, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden, laughing uncontrollably, while Simon Cowell called him "a disgusting creature". He received negative reactions from some audience members, while others were seen to be in hysterics. That same year, Mr Methane also auditioned for Das Supertalent in Germany, but was eliminated in the semi-finals.

In 2013 Mr Methane performed in The World Farting Championships at Utajärvi, Finland, though he didn’t participate in the contest itself.[citation needed]

July 2014 saw Mr Methane release a fart app for Android devices. The app had originally been developed in 2010, for the iPhone, but was rejected by Apple. The app was retired in April 2019.

DVDs[edit]

  • Methane, Mr (2000), Mr Methane Lets Rip! ASIN B00004D03A

See also[edit]

Books[edit]

  • Featured in Jennings, Charles (7 December 1995). "Up North — Travels Beyond The Watford Gap". Abacus. ISBN 0-349-10685-1 / ISBN 978-0-349-10685-4. Page 51.
  • Mentioned in Frank Skinner's Autobiography (4 October 2001). Frank Skinner by Frank Skinner. Century. ISBN 0-7126-7927-8 / ISBN 978-0-7126-7927-5. Pages 311-312.
  • Chapter on Mr Methane in Kelner, Martin (12 June 2003). When Will I Be Famous. BBC Books. ISBN 0-563-48777-1 / ISBN 978-0-563-48777-7
  • Featured in Foster, Tim (1 November 2007). Superman's Pockets. FiveFootSix. ISBN 0-9557040-0-6 / ISBN 978-0-9557040-0-0
  • There is a lengthy chapter on Mr Methane called "The Man With the Singing Sphincter" in Jim Dawson's 2006 book Blame It on the Dog: A Modern History of the flatulence. Ten Speed Press ISBN 978-1-58008-751-3
  • The British comedian Peter Kay remembered the time he worked with Mr Methane in his book, Saturday Night Peter (1 October 2009). Century. ISBN 1-84605-363-3 / ISBN 978-1-84605-363-4. Story starts bottom of page 95.
  • The British author Dougie Brimson writes about Mr Methane in the 'Famous flatuists' chapter of his book The Art of Fart: The joy of flatulence

Footnotes[edit]

  1. ^ Pile, Stephen, "Ride The Wild Wind". Sunday Telegraph (London), Review Section p. 7 (27 June 1993)}
  2. ^ "Independent, 31 January 2004". Archived from the original on 6 January 2008.
  3. ^ Frank Skinner by Frank Skinner (October 2001). Century. ISBN 0-7126-7927-8 / ISBN 978-0-7126-7927-5. Page 312.
  4. ^ "Mr. Methane, Deflated". The Smoking Gun. 1 July 2010. Retrieved 8 September 2018.
  5. ^ "Auditions 5: Mr Methane". itv.com. Retrieved 21 August 2010.

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