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Officer Lindsay appears only once in Series 1. He is a retired police officer in the town of Scoffage, who gives driving lessons. After persuading his student to drive at law-breaking speeds |
Officer Lindsay appears only once in Series 1. He is a retired police officer in the town of Scoffage, who gives driving lessons. After persuading his student to drive at law-breaking speeds, he promptly pulls the car over, goes to the driver's window and berates the student for speeding as if he were still a policeman. |
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===Liz and Clive=== |
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Revision as of 12:05, 19 April 2009
This is a list of characters for the British television and radio sketch show Little Britain.
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April and Neville
Played by: David Walliams and Matt Lucas
Appearances: Series 1, Radio Show
April May and Neville Murdoch are two incompetent volunteers with the St "Tom's" Ambulance brigade as all of their remedies for life-threatening situations are various types of mint, including Murray Mints, Polos and Trebor Extra Strong. They are often assigned to areas with large crowds of people such as football matches, and all of their attempts at resuscitating their patients fail, According to a St. John's Nurse they tried to cure a man's Chest pains with a Mint Crumbley instead of CPR. Int the radio series Neville's last name was Johnson and they were working for St John's Ambulance Brigade. They appeared in one episode of Series 1 of the TV series, several appearances in the radio show and 2 deleted scenes.
Alan
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Series 3
Alan works for the Donkey Hospice in the town of Achingballs. After contributors give him some money, he blatantly places stickers on embarrassing body parts, such as the genital region or breasts and on the private parts of a man. He makes one appearance in Series 3.
Peter Andre
Played by: David Walliams
Episodes: Radio Show; Series 1, episodes 4 and 5
Peter Andre is a royal BBC correspondent who gets the sack after first making bizarre and inaccurate claims about the Royal Family (such as Prince Charles having magical powers, describing The Queen as "The Main One" and mistaking Princess Eugenie for her mother, Princess Sarah), and declaring his love for Princess Anne through song. The character's name is a reference to the singer. There are also two deleted scenes in which Peter Andre appears backstage at the Royal Variety Performance and at a drug rehab centre.
Anne
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Starting in Series 1
Catchphrase: "Eh-eh-ehhh!"
Anne is an inmate at the Steven Spielberg hospital in Little Bentcock. She is a mentally challenged patient, although she is known to answer the telephone perfectly normally. Anne has worked at a library, bowling alley and as a pianist in a restaurant; she takes a keen interest in amateur dramatics and decoration. Her psychiatrist Dr Lawrence is always eager to discuss her progress with fellow mental health professional Dr Begrie, whose face Anne sometimes licks.
Anne has appeared in all the series and had a Stars In Their Eyes sketch for Little Britain Live. In Little Britain Abroad, Anne met the Pope and went to the Louvre in Paris where she stole the Mona Lisa. She did not, however, appear in Little Britain USA. She is 39 years old.
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Carol Beer
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Starting in Series 2
Catchphrase: "Computer says no... (coughs)" as well as offering surreal substitutes to requests.
Carol Beer worked at a bank in Series Two and had a very close relationship with her computer. When asked by customers if they can take a loan or open up an account, she will type into her computer and usually answer "computer says no" in an unemotional tone, or for a change (upon being invited to a dinner with colleagues), "Computer says 'Will Melanie be there?'" She is incredibly unhelpful and completely unwilling to use any human initiative to help customers and will cough in their faces to make them leave. She has a crush on one of her co-workers who enters her office in one sketch. By Series 3, she has changed jobs and now works as a travel agent in the fictional town of SpongeBob SquarePants, still working very closely with her computer and answering to very reasonable requests with her catchphrase, and she takes many opportunities to cough (such as coughing into their envelope before giving) or to increase her unhelpfulness (for instance, cancelling a customer's flight plan when he requests a vegetarian meal, or telling a child wanting to go to Disney World that the "Mickey Mouse" will just be a man in a suit).
Carol often offers strange or surreal replacements the customer is unlikely to agree to, such as (when the client asked for a flight to Orlando) "I've got a flight to Guildford" or (when asked for a boat ride for two people) "There is one place left. Would one of you be okay swimming alongside?" Another of her trademarks is that, whenever a customer reveals an aspect of their personal lives (such as when a man comments that it's been a while since he saw his daughter), she will shrug her shoulders to him. Occasionally she would simply respond "Computer says no" without typing anything. When her clients point this out, she will stick up one finger (the middle one in Little Britain Live) and tap one key on the keyboard before repeating herself. Her character in Series 2 and 3 contrasts very strongly in Little Britain Live and Little Britain Abroad - Series 2 and 3 portray her as generally unhelpful, while Little Britain Live and Little Britain Abroad portrayed her as a cruel, unreasonable character.
In the final episode of Series 3, she is dismayed to find that "computer says yes" to a more difficult request, a very inexpensive (£700) round-the-world first-class cruise lasting six months, before her customer coughs in her face instead.
Carol has shown no emotion throughout the series, except during her appearance on Little Britain Abroad, where she cried uncontrollably; however, we quickly find out that she was being insincere and was merely trying to manipulate her clients.
Carol Beer appears in Little Britain USA, in which she is the receptionist at a hospital. Her most recent escapades involved trying to enter a child named Danielle Lloyd for double-hip replacement, verbally abuse and annoy a pregnant woman and her husband and denying an injured patient an x-ray. Unlike the series, she is portrayed as rude and unreasonable. Although it was obvious before now that she made up most of what the computer apparently said, she is more blatant in this case, as she types almost nothing into her computer. She also makes no allowances in regard to age - she reacts with annoyance when a child gives very simple details. In her final sketch, she tells an elderly patient that he's listed as deceased, as well as getting frustrated by his slow walking. The patient then gives Carol the middle finger after being ordered to move faster.
Letty Bell
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Series 3 episode 3
Letty appears in only one sketch in Series 3, in which she appears to have an obsession for frogs (froggies) as her house is full of frog-related novelties, plus she loudly admits it. The sketch shows her birthday. When her friends present her with a real frog, she strangely reacts with fear and bludgeons it to death with a rolling pin. Originally intended as a recurring character, she also appears in several deleted scenes from Series 3. Letty also appears in the Little Britain video game.
Boris the Babysitter
Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1,episode 8
Played by: David Walliams
Boris the Babysitter made one appearance in Series 1. In his appearance, he babysits the son of a couple who are about to go out for dinner. Due to his strange and rather creepy behaviour, the couple is uncomfortable about leaving their baby with him. They decide to take their chances and leave. Despite their worries, Boris turns out to be a kind and protective babysitter. When the couple return, Boris leaves, still acting strangely. The baby then says to the couple, in a raspy voice "Comrade Stalin salutes you!"
PCs Bryce and Rawlinson
Played by: David Walliams and Matt Lucas
Appearances: Series 2 episode 3
PCs Bryce and Rawlinson appear in Series 2 episode 3, in which they are trying to give some sad news to a Mrs. Harris, whose husband has died in a car accident. In the first sketch, they give the news to the wrong Mrs. Harris, and laugh raucously when they learn that they've made a mistake. However, when they give the news to the real Mrs. Harris, they laugh at the memory of their faux-pas. They then decide it's appropriate to share this with the bereaved Mrs. Harris.
Maggie Blackamoor and Judy Pike
Appearances: Starting in Series 2
Played by: David Walliams and Matt Lucas respectively
Catchphrase: Judy: "Maggie, no!" Maggie: BLEEEEEEEEUUUUUURGH!
Maggie and Judy are two ladies from the Women's Institute who judge certain foods at different voluntary or charitable events in the village of Pox. They keenly partake in refreshments provided by their hosts, but when informed that anyone involved in its preparation is either from a non-white ethnic background or is married to someone of this description, has no home or is not entirely heterosexual, Maggie proceeds to vomit copiously, often on someone else, as Judy looks on, horrified. Because of this habit, Maggie is quite cautious when eating some things. These bouts of racism/homophobia, however, are contradicted in Little Britain Abroad when Maggie and Judy holiday together in Italy and Maggie suggests they kiss (however, she vomits the moment she learns this is Lesbian behaviour). The National Federation of Women's Institutes objected to this depiction and the BBC agreed to replace the Women's Institute logo and change the dialogue in subsequent showings of the programme. Series 3 showed them in a variety of different locations instead of the usual village fairs or church events, such as Maggie visiting Judy at home and Maggie recovering in hospital after a kidney transplant (and vomiting after learning that the donor was called "Mrs. Banerjee"). Maggie is also shown in Little Britain Abroad to idolise in Benito Mussolini. The characters did not make an appearance in Little Britain USA.
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Sir Bernard Chumley
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1, episodes 3, 5 and 7
Sir Bernard Chumley is a faded actor living in 'Sandy Toksvig House' who looks after his sister Kitty (seemingly against his own will), who is disabled after an accident. Bernard is adamant that he isn't responsible for her disability, often telling guests of his innocence even if he hasn't been asked.
In the first sketch that he appears in, Bernard invites a young actor (Christian Coulson) over to his flat, who has written to him. He then attempts to seduce him, implying that he is a homosexual. This is supported by the fact that he has many photographs of young male actors stuck to his wall. Throughout this sketch, he offers the young man various finger foods. He also says that he found the incident in which his sister lost the use of her legs amusing, and insists that he didn't cause the accident.
In his second sketch, he is visited by a Meals on Wheels, who are bringing Kitty her daily hot meal, when talking about how nice the food was, he talks in the first person before adding: "Kitty said" or "she added". Then we see him eating the food that had been left for Kitty.
In his final sketch, some pallbearers come to his door with a coffin to take Kitty, who has apparently died However, they then discover she is not really dead and he begs them to "take her anyway".
The character of Chumley is probably the oldest Little Britain character, having appeared in a live-stage show in the early 90s, his own six-part television series in the late 90s, and a cameo in Shooting Stars.
Phyllis Church
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Little Britain USA episodes 1, 2 and 5
Catchphrase: "If you love me, you'd do it!" & "You are one crazy bitch!"
Phyllis Church is an American dog owner who owns a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel called Mr. Doggy. She often likes to talk to Mr. Doggy, then imitates replies from him which order herself to do naughty or anti-social things such as stripping in public and standing in a trashcan, defecating in the park like a dog or throwing a brick through a shop window although the camera zooms to Mr Doggy to make it look like he's telling Phyllis to do those naughty things. At the end of each of her sketches she is caught in the act and often sent away by the police.
Mr. Cleeves
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Series 1
Mr. Cleaves is a traditional-looking yet bizarre teacher at Kelsey Grammar School (a reference to actor Kelsey Grammer). Mr. Cleaves sets the pupils strange tasks such as finding "the square root of Popeye" and "Edward II divided by Edward Henry V = Hydrogen Peroxide". He also asks for complete silence during a test, which is later revealed to be a test on crisps, but then he does various loud things himself, like playing the saxophone, hoovering the classroom and setting off fireworks. He also has trouble with reading, has an unfortunate habit of making boys read at random times, even in mid-word, writes his name (Mr. Cleaves) as "Mr. Wells" and his subject (Biology) as "French" and very blatantly throws the exercise books at his pupils. He also introduces strange new pupils into his class such as a dog and an adult. The school itself is bizarre as it arranges trips to the moon for only 5 pounds entry fee, pilches £36 million during small car park jumble sales and has a robot for a careers advisor that claims that there will be no jobs for human beings in the future. A major character in Series 1, Mr Cleeves made his last appearance in the program in episode 8.
Counsellor
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Series 2
The Counsellor made several appearances in Little Britain Series 2, in which he is always seen in his office, talking to patients. Upon his patients leaving, he ignores the rule that whatever is said to him must be confidential and promptly picks up his telephone and calls his friend, to whom he then tells the entire story that the patient has just told him and insults the patient. He also makes a few appearances in the Deleted Scenes.
Kenny Craig
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Radio Show; Appeared in first 2 series
Catchphrase: "Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes (snaps fingers) you're under." (After dialogue relating to situation), "3, 2, 1... (snaps fingers) you're back in the room"
Kenny Craig is a stage hypnotist who often uses his powers for silly and trivial reasons, such as beating his mother in a game of Scrabble by playing a non-existent word (cupboardy, which, according to him, meant "cupboard-like") and hypnotising her into believing it is a real word. In most of the early series, Kenny Craig sketches are based on him hypnotising one or more people into doing things or accepting as fact a ridiculous premise, some of whom aren't really hypnotised, but were merely playing along, or he may use his powers to get out of a sticky situation (such as hypnotising everyone present when he accidentally destroys a man's car). His powers appear to improve as the series progresses, however; in later episodes he manages feats such as putting on a hypnosis show - in which he does nothing but hypnotise the audience into believing they have actually witnessed an incredible hypnosis show before sitting back to read a book for an hour (Andy McNab's Bravo Two Zero); finally taking them out of their trance at the timetabled end of the show. He can also be a miser; sometimes hypnotising his girlfriend to stop her from buying very expensive items or an expensive dish from a restaurant (though he often buys what she wants for himself afterwards). He can also be very sarcastic and unkind to the people in his hypnosis speeches. In Little Britain Abroad, while holidaying in Portugal, he is hypnotised by Paul McKenna into losing his powers of hypnosis, living on the street and digging through dustbins to find a half-eaten box of KFC. He made an appearance in Little Britain live, but not in the USA adaption of the program, though he does appear in a deleted scene on the LBUSA DVD.
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Marjorie Dawes
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Radio Show; Starting in Series 1
Catchphrase: "Oh man I love the cake!", "Dust?", "Oh, man, you is fat!","'ave we got any neeew members?", "Screwwww youuu!", "It's not easy is it?", "Hello Fatties!", "Do it again", "But YOU are sumin' else!", "FAT COW! FAT! COW!"
Marjorie Dawes is a woman who runs a branch of a weight loss group called 'Fat Fighters' (a group similar to real-life Weight Watchers), despite weighing approximately 15 stone 8½ pounds (218½ pounds or 99.1kg) herself. She is notoriously rude and mean, especially towards the members of Fat Fighters. She shows an ironic prejudice against fat people. Her sketches featured guest appearances from Vanessa Feltz (who called her a "total cow") and Derek Martin in Series Two and Three respectively. The regular members include Pat, Paul, Tania (the oldest member of the group), several unnamed members and an Indian woman named Meera. In Series 2, Pat and Paul start a relationship and the two get married. It is also implied in a Series 1 episode that Marjorie had had a brief sexual encounter with Paul, after which she berates him for it.
One trademark of the sketches is that Marjorie pretends not to hear or understand what Meera says, needing another member to interpret, or mishearing it as something else. Other trademark actions of hers are misspelling "chocolate" (spelling it "choclit," "choglud" or "chucklet"), and blatantly overeating despite attempts to hide it, as well as avoiding the subject of her own weight whenever it comes under scrutiny - such as shouting at her superior at Fat Fighters Head Office. She even tried to pretend her trolley (which was full of food that is high in fat) was someone else's when she ran into Paul in her local supermarket, and later when Meera turns out to be the cashier.
In the final sketch of Series Three, the beleaguered Fat Fighters members desert the group en masse after finally growing tired of Marjorie's remarks. Marjorie appeared in Little Britain Abroad, where she went on an exchange to America and attended a meeting in Miami. A new member of the group was the local sheriff, who was less tolerant of Marjorie's rudeness and, after being pushed too far in a matter of minutes, arrested her. Meanwhile, Marjorie's Texan counterpart, Blanche Tuckatuck (portrayed by David Walliams) went to take Marjorie's group in the UK. Although Blanche Tuckatuck was much politer, kinder and gave more helpful weight-loss advice than Marjorie, she had one serious flaw - she was a member of the Klan. It is also noticeable that the narrator, in his voiceovers, expresses contempt towards people who are overweight, much like Marjorie's own contempt.
Marjorie returns to America in Little Britain USA and a new aspect of her personality is shown - she is also homophobic, as seen when Rosie O'Donnell attends the meeting and criticises her for her rudeness. Her racism continues with her racism towards a Hispanic member of the group. She appeared in four of the episodes and a deleted scene in which she convinces Slimmer of the Year Lisa Warren (Sarah Chalke) that her donuts are low-calorie, because she insulted her.
Marjorie made several TV appearances in other shows before Little Britain, most notably, appearing as the mother of George Dawes, the overgrown baby who was resident drummer and scorekeeper on Shooting Stars, also played by Lucas. George Dawes is not mentioned in any way in any version of Little Britain.
Ellie-Grace Day
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Little Britain USA episodes 1, 4,5 and 6
Catchphrase: "I love you more than (something nice)", repeats twice until "I love you more than (something rude)".
Ellie-Grace is a "sweet" little American school girl who is very influenced by the older students at her school and local Brownies club. When parting with her mother for a short time, such as a trip to a brownie camp or having her tonsils removed, they will share love sentiments. While these will start off with nice things such as sweets, ice cream, teddy bears and Rainbows, Ellie-Grace will then come up with vulgar sentiments that are often sex-related such as Interracial Gangbang (or anything that she is too naïve to understand), much to the shock and embarrassment of her mother. In their final sketch they go over to a friend's house for sleepover. As they are parting, Ellie-Grace (who has been warned by her mother not to come up with any vulgar love sentiments) pressures her mother into sharing one more round of love sentiments, which she reluctantly complies with. However, her mother accidentally comes up with a vulgar one herself and runs off in shock & embarressment, and traumatising Ellie-Grace and her friends, who is then comforted by her friends' mother.
The two recently appeared, alongside Robbie Williams in the Little Britain Comic Relief sketch for Red Nose Day 2009. Robbie played Ellie's best friend Candy-Marie in a sketch which parodies the hit movie The Exorcist.
Bubbles DeVere
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Starting in Series 2
Catchphrase: "Hello Dahling!", "Call me Bubbles, dahling, everybody does!", "Champagne! Champagne for everyone!" "Take a photo it'll last longer!"
Bubbles is an obese, middle-aged woman who lives at a health spa despite constantly being harassed for her payment by Mr. Hutton (Walliams). The sketches are based on the shock factor, as Bubbles is the first character to go full-frontal (which is Lucas in a latex costume of an obese woman) in the hope of managing to seduce Hutton into waiving her bill. She claims that her husband's Monte Carlo telephone number is 123 456 789. The accompanying Series 2 script book shows her bill, which runs to more than five hundred pages, and gives her real name as Mavis DeVere. She is believed to be an ex-Olympic Gymnast, and claims her "profession" to be an "International Glamourpuss." Her sketches in Series 2 revolve around Bubbles avoiding Mr Hutton's demands, going so far as to singeing herself severely in a sun bed. Series 3 concerns her efforts to break up Desiree and Roman, unsuccessfully.
In Little Britain USA, Bubbles has embarked on an extended cruise, in which she gambles everything away and unsuccessfully engage the ship's Captain (Walliams) into a sexual rendez-vous and thereby forgiving her debts and, after being put off the ship in Rio by the crew, returns and tries to seduce a widower into an engagement
Desiree DeVere
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Since Series 3
Catchphrase: "Baby" (as opposed to Bubbles' "Dahling" and usually pronounced "bebby", "babby" Or "bubby")
Desiree is the rival of Bubbles and the new wife of Bubbles' ex-husband, Roman. Desiree, like Bubbles, is an obese woman (larger even than Bubbles) who frequently appears naked, wears only a small silver dress and is bald (though, like Bubbles, she wears a wig), but is a lot ruder than Bubbles. Roman enjoys watching the two of them wrestling. He divorced Bubbles because she lost an amount of weight. She is believed to be former Miss Botswana and an ex-Olympic Showjumper.
Roman DeVere
Played by: Rob Brydon
Appearances: Since Series 3
- See Desiree DeVere, above
Roman DeVere is the husband of Desiree DeVere, and the ex husband of Bubbles DeVere. He gets annoyed when Bubbles tries to interrupt his and Desiree's honeymoon. He enjoys seeing Bubbles and Desiree wrestle, and in one sketch, got an erection after seeing Bubbles naked (getting a whack from Desiree on it due to a believed sex scandal).
Michael Dinner
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Series 2, Episodes 4 and 5
Michael Dinner (also known as The Posh Diner) is a man who is always seen in a restaurant. In each of his sketches he is approached by a waiter and gruffly orders posh dishes, before ordering something basic or mass-market (such as Um Bongo, Hubba Bubba or Monster Munch) as the waiter walks away. Michael also appeared on the Comic Relief episode and in the deleted scenes of the second series. His name is a reference to film director Michael Winner and was revealed in the Little Britain top trump cards.
The Divorced Couple
Played by: Matt Lucas and David Walliam respectively
Appearances: Little Britain USA episode 2
Making one appearance in the U.S version of the show, a couple are divorcing because of the wife's homosexuality. As they are packing her belongings into boxes, the husband discovers numerous books, toys and essentials that suggest her homosexuality that she kept hidden from him. At the end of the sketch he accidentally uncovers a book of his entitled "Sir Ian McKellen's book of men's bottoms," indicating that he is homosexual as well.
Doug
Played By: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Series 2
Doug makes only one appearance in the entire series. He was shown to be giving strong, harsh lectures at a drug rehab centre, while insisting kindly that he will help them. During the entire appearance, a lady in the Rehab tries to leave, insisting she is at the wrong lecture, but he refuses her request each time. He made several more appearances in the Deleted Scenes of Series 2, in which his mother implies that he makes up most of his supposed drug addictions.
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Mrs. Emery
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Since Series 3
Catchphrase: "Oh, 'ello dear!" as well as urinating uncontrollably
Mrs. Emery is a kind old lady who is never one to back out of a nice long chat. Her sketches typically show her in some public place like a library, supermarket or post office and meeting someone of whom she is familiar or acquainted to there and then starts chatting to them. While conversing, she then starts urinating uncontrollably, much to the shock of the person in question. She is oblivious to her constant urinating and believes the mess she leaves behind to be the result of a pipe leak or something similar. In her final sketch, a doctor, after examining her leg (and seeing her uncontrollable urinating), asks her if she has anything else wrong with her, which she denies. Her sketches attracted controversy soon after the launch of the third series, when they were criticised by the UK incontinence charity, Incontact.
Eileen and Janet
Played by: David Walliams and Matt Lucas
Appearances: Series 1 Episode 5
Eileen and Janet appear only in one episode in Series 1. In their sketch, Eileen (Lucas) is consoling her sister, Janet (Walliams), who has recently lost her husband, Ivor. Throughout the sketch, a mention of certain and sometimes very simple things, such as a visit to the shops reminds Janet of Ivor and makes her start sobbing. Eileen's patience does not wear off at all, although she firmly reminds her sister that they had decided not to talk about Ivor's death. They originally appeared in the radio show.
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Linda Flint
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Since Series 2
Catchphrase: "Martin, it's Linda", "How can I describe him/her?", "That's right, (insulting epithet)"
Linda is a university counsellor who always has a student in her office asking for something, usually course-related. Linda calls a man named Martin (unseen and unheard to the audience) to grant the request and is asked to describe the student in question. While she often begins with complimentary or basic descriptions (such as the colour of the hair or skin, good personalities or what they're wearing), she will, despite the Leftist paraphernalia (A bust of Lenin and several Soviet flags) filling her office, then use descriptions that mock the student's culture or appearance, and using an insulting epithet, such as "big fat lesbian," "ching-chong Chinaman", "Ali Bongo", "Fatty Fatty Boom Boom", "the Oompa Loompa", "Magnum P.I.", and "Boiled Egg!" after the kinder words fail, much to the shock of the students in question. In the last episode of Series 3, all of the students she had insulted in Series 2 and 3 came to tell her they wanted to place a formal complaint about her, but when she called Martin to sort it out, she referred to them as "the whole cast of Fraggle Rock" The tables were turned on her in a Little Britain Abroad deleted scene when her Australian counterpart, Germain remarked that she had greying hair, smelt a bit musky, needed a shave and was the wrong side of the menopause (The big ugly Witch), sending Linda out in tears.
Linda made an appearance in Little Britain USA as a secretary in a university.
She also appears in deleted scenes in which she names a boy with half his right arm missing Handy Andy and a student with an upturned nose a pig (though she made no comments to Martin about the latter).
Sir Norman Fry
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Since Series 3
Catchphrase: "As far as I'm concerned, that is the end of the matter. Thank you."
Sir Norman Fry is a Conservative MP who seems to be respectable, and has a wife (Camilla, played by Matt Lucas) and two children. He is always issuing statements to the press regarding compromising situations in which he has apparently been caught. His statements are written and delivered in a futile attempt to make his escapades sound wholly innocent and justifiable, using phrases such as "on entering the room, my clothes accidentally fell off" or "I followed the gentlemen into the toilet cubicle to discuss foreign policy", and to cover up his apparent homosexual tendencies, since all of his statements refer to encounters with other men.
An American counterpart of Sir Norman Fry called Senator White appears in episodes 5 and 6 of Little Britain USA.
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Gary and Jason
Played by: Matt Lucas and David Walliams, respectively
Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1, episodes 1, 2, 7 and 8
Gary and Jason are two friends who always visit Gary's grandmother, on whom Jason has a crush. Jason always tries to play on to Gary's grandmother, by wiping her spillings and sucking her toes, the latter of which angers Gary to the point of ordering him out of her house. When Jason later visited Gary's grandmother, he was aroused to see her kissing her sister, which was further enhanced by her offering a sandwich, which he interpreted as the sex position. A sketch is included in the deleted scenes on the Series 2 DVD, where Jason is having sex with Gary's grandmother. This sketch was originally planned for the TV series, but Matt and David have censored themselves by not showing it.
George and Sandra
Played by: Matt Lucas and David Walliams, respectively
Appearances: Little Britain USA episodes 1, 2, 4 and 6
George and Sandra are a middle-aged English couple celebrating their 40th Wedding Anniversary in the United States. It is apparent however that their love for each other has weakened over the years to the point that they often remain in an awkward silence which George tries to break in the best tone he can give. In their second sketch he compares their current relationship to that of a pair of primates in a zoo which they visit on a daytrip. Sandra rarely moves significantly throughout the sketches and has only spoken once (which was obscured by the rain). In the last of their sketches, they return to the United Kingdom and, when George leaves for their airplane, Sandra shows no signs of wanting to follow.
Bing Gordyn
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Little Britain USA
Bing Gordyn is the eighth (out of eleven) man to walk on The Moon. As he has a moustache, he likes to call himself as "the first man with a moustache to walk on the moon" He is exceedingly bitter about the fact that he is largely unknown to the general public, as opposed to Neil Armstrong. In his first appearance, he is speaking to a Boy Scout troop about the moon, but when they show a lack of interest and the questions turn to other astronauts like Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, he lashes out of the boys, asking them if they'd ever done anything important like walk (or in the case of one wheelchair-bound boy, roll) on the moon. In his second sketch, it is shown that he arranges plumbers and other handymen to his house to try and impress them about his exploits, but always failed to do so. In his final sketch, he pulls out a shotgun on a university student writing an essay on the theory of the moon landings being faked and, for once, mentions the negative details of his trip ("It was real cold, the food was horrible [and] I threw up in my helmet!"). He is seen in the opening credits, wearing a spacesuit on a suburban street.
He is similar to the character Denver Mills as they both are Walliams characters, both over-rate their achievements and nobody else cares about it.
Edward and Samantha Grant
Played by: David Walliams and Helen Coker respectively
Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1, episodes 5 and 7
Edward Grant is a schoolteacher married to his ex-pupil Samantha. Their marriage had caused a large upset with Samantha's parents in the early days, but they now claim that they share an ordinary marriage just like any other. However, Edward often treats Samantha as though she were still a school pupil, such as "the bell is a signal for me, not for you" upon the doorbell ringing and "you copied Nigella Lawson's work!" upon Samantha's revelation that she used a Nigella Lawson sorbet recipe. In their final sketch, Edward tells Samantha that another teacher will be taking his place for a day, much to her shock.
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Eddie (Emily) Howard
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Radio Show; Since Series 1
Catchphrase: "I'm a lady! That's what I am, a lady!" and sometimes ending long statements with "... and shit."
Emily, real name Eddie Howard, is an awkward and very unconvincing transvestite. She has only ever been acknowledged as a woman once in the entire series (the man in question then caught her in the male bathroom of the pub he was at). Rather than trying to look like a modern woman, Emily prefers the outdated frocks of Victorian times, which only enhances her masculinity. Most sketches involving Emily revolve around the performing of stereotypically male behaviour (such as fixing a car or playing football) in spite of her appearance, or exaggerated attempts to persuade others that she is a woman and to allow her to perform exclusively female behaviour (e.g. entering a women's changing room). From the second series onwards, Emily has best friend, Florence, as a companion and is teaching her how to pretend to be like a lady.
Emily appears alone in Little Britain USA. In her first sketch, she attempts to become a model for an art class, but is forced to pose with no clothes on, thus being forced to admit that she is not a lady. And she also meets Sting where she sings and even kisses him. In her third sketch, she is arrested and, due to the seriousness of the situation, Eddie Howard is forced to admit that he's a male, much to his anger. It is also here that we learn that Eddie has a wife and three kids (one of which is named Tommy). In her final sketch, she blind dates another man, who accidentally drives off with her wig.
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Ian and Ian, The Record Breakers
Played by: David Walliams and Matt Lucas
Appearances: Series 1
At the end of each show in Series 1, they try to set a world record, but end up not meeting the requirements or not having essential things. For example, they want to set the record for the world’s tallest man, but then realise that wearing an excessively tall top hat doesn't count. Another example would be that they want to set the record for the largest baked bean bath, but then realise they need more than one tin of baked beans to fill the bath. On one occasion, they lost their subject when trying to break the record for the world's smallest ant. Each attempt usually takes place in an empty auditorium, showing that they are largely unpopular record attempts.
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Jason
- See Gary and Jason, above.
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Des K
Played by: David Walliams
Catchphrase: "Wicky Woo!", "Top of the morning, where's me breakfast?"
Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1, and Little Britain Live
Des Kaye is a rejected children's TV host who works in a DIY store. He is often seen annoying the other members of staff with his puppet (called Croc-O-Dile) and his frequent sayings of "wicky woo". The Series 1 DVD contains a deleted scene showing Des visiting a children's hospital and accidentally unplugging a patient's life support machine while trying to play some cheerful music on a tape recorder. He appears on the radio series, and even makes it into the best of Little Britain Radio show 2-disc set. According to the Radio series, he was sacked from his "Fun Bus" show because of gross indecency (saying "Are you telling me you've never had a wank in the toilet?"). One of the new employees at DIY universe where Des was working at the time claims that he and his sister watched the show during its run and revealed that a girl lost an eye on the show.
Des K also made an appearance on the live show, making him one of only 2 characters to have had their last appearance on the show in series 1, the other being Ray McCooney. The act involved Des driving around in what is pressumably a miniature fun bus and angrily throwing lollipops at the audience. He then proceeds to playing a game called "Hide the Sausage", which involes him taking 2 male men from the audience at random, asking them to hide a large sausage on a random body part and then rape the contestant who he thinks has the sausage until a loud siren goes off.
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Dr. Lawrence
Played By: Matt Lucas
Catchphrase: Have you met Anne, by the way?
Appearances: Every sketch with Anne in it.
Dr. Lawrence is the Doctor in charge of Anne's progress. He rarely makes a fuss about Anne's Childish behavior and is only seen being angry at her once, when she was going to chuck his children's Guinea Pig out the window.
- For more info see Anne, above
Leonard
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Series 3, episodes 2 and 6
Leonard is a man who works in a retirement home. He goes to great lengths to ensure comfort for certain inhabitants, namely himself.
Officer Lindsay
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1, episode 2
Officer Lindsay appears only once in Series 1. He is a retired police officer in the town of Scoffage, who gives driving lessons. After persuading his student to drive at law-breaking speeds, he promptly pulls the car over, goes to the driver's window and berates the student for speeding as if he were still a policeman.
Liz and Clive
Played By: David Walliams and Matt Lucas respectively
Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1, episodes 2, 4 and 8
Liz and Clive are a middle-aged couple who spend a lot of time eating in their local Chinese restaurant. Throughout these sketches, Liz talks to the other diners at the restaurant and goes on for ages that she was apparently a bridesmaid at Mollie Sugden's wedding, which irritates Clive, especially when Liz refuses to let him talk to a man who apparently knew Paul McCartney. In the final sketch involving these characters, Liz is still going on about being Sugden's bridesmaid when Sugden comes to the restaurant. Liz suddenly gets anxious and agitated and tries to leave. Clive then approaches Sugden (with Liz trying almost physically to stop him) and Sugden denies any knowledge of Liz, as she only had one bridesmaid at her wedding - her friend, Helen. At this point, Liz suddenly kills her with a knife. This confirms that Liz made up all of her claims about being Sugden's bridesmaid.
Sebastian Love
Played by: David Walliams
Catchphrase: "Whateva'", “Whaaaat!?”, "Yes Prime Minister, No Prime Minister.", "Bitch!"
Appearances: Radio Show; Since Series 1
Aide to the Prime Minister, Sebastian holds a badly-concealed homosexual crush on his boss. Wildly jealous of anyone who takes the attention of the PM, Sebastian does everything in his power to bring the attention back to himself. He often "accidentally" finds himself in sexually suggestive positions with his boss, who is usually very tolerant of (and largely oblivious to or tacitly accepting of) his advances. He is also very defensive of his boss when he comes under fire from the press or general public (for instance, when some people present a petition saying that they want the PM to resign, he tears it up and throws it in their faces). In the finale of Series 2, he tries to kiss the P.M. but is at first unsuccessful and weeps. When questioned if he has a crush on his boss, he denies it, then kisses his boss. He believes that his feelings for the PM are mutual, as he occasionally seduces other men to make the PM jealous.
Ironically, however, the PM might, in fact, be genuinely gay (despite having a wife) as well, as it is implied that he had a homosexual relationship with the President of the United States in Little Britain Abroad and, in one sketch, he kisses Gregory, who is another aide. Thus, he may simply be uninterested in Sebastian.
David Walliams has said that Sebastian Love was inspired by Peter Mandelson.[1]
By the time of Little Britain USA, Sebastian has risen to the post of PM, and has transferred his affections to the new US President and his jealousy to the first lady.
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Mr. Mann
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Radio Show; Since Series 1
Mr. Mann is a customer who shops in a store (which varies in the merchandise it sells from episode to episode) run by Roy. He will ask for ridiculously specific items in the shop (such as "a painting of a disappointed horse" in Series 3 Episode 2) or a particularly vague or general item (such as "books" in a bookshop, then saying "I'll take them"; actually implying he will buy ALL of them). Roy's wife Margaret is always in the back room and never seen. Mr. Mann appeared in only one episode in the first series, but was a regular character in the second and third series. These sketches are some of the more traditional in the series, relying upon wordplay and surrealism. Early versions of the sketch feature Roy being unable to provide Mann with his request due to it being too specific. In later sketches, Roy became accustomed to his requests and was sometimes able to provide them. It should be noted that Mr. Mann can be in the shop for a very long time, either due to how specific his request is, how long it takes him to describe it or simply waiting in the shop for his request to become available, and he seems joyous by the length of time he is in the shop. Thus, it could be noted that he may have an interest in Roy, which is somewhat confirmed in his final sketch of Series 2, in which he goes in and asks for a very specific record, but is forced to leave when the exact record is given to him, to his dismay. Mr. Mann himself does not have any catchphrase (while Roy and Margaret do) and often delivers comedic content by making surreal suggestions to resolve a problem (such as questioning whether a long-dead writer could re-write his book and cut out all the "o's" to make it shorter). Often, he will give Roy one detail of what he wants, but as soon as Roy has presented it to him, he will add another detail (for instance, while asking for a birthday card, he says it's for a man "who's turning sixty...(Roy presents him a card saying "Happy 60th Birthday" on it)...five). In Little Britain Abroad, he visits a shop in Morocco with a Moroccan counterpart of Roy and asks for Pirate Memory Games, which was the first thing he ever asked for at Roy's shop back in the UK.
David Walliams appears in a cameo in the film Run Fat Boy Run as a character similar to Mr. Mann.
Margaret
Voiced by: Stirling Gallacher
Appearances: Margaret is always off-screen, but she has been included since Series 1
Catchphrase: See Roy below
Margaret and her husband, Roy, own a shop frequented by Mr. Mann. She is unseen throughout all the series and helps Roy when he calls to her from the sales floor. One episode reveals that she is unseen because she has no arms or legs.
Mark and Tom
Played by: Matt Lucas and David Walliams
Appearances: Little Britain USA
Mark and Tom are stereotypical American bodybuilders with huge amounts of muscles and tiny penises no longer than in cartridges and a tendency to boast about their most recent workouts and sexual relationships. Despite talking about being with other women, they are shown to have homoerotic tendencies toward each other and often frolic about naked to the eyes of everyone in the locker rooms (which give one of them an erection at one point). They never mention their names onscreen making it hard to find out which is which, and in the last of their sketches they have had operations which give one a long tube of a penis and the other a woman's genitalia.
Dame Sally Markham
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Series 1
Dame Sally Markham is a wealthy, famous romantic novelist, whose preferred method of writing is dictating her novel to a secretary (Miss Grace, played by David Walliams), who is typing, while lying on her sofa eating some sweets and stroking her pet bichon frise. This is a reference to the novelist Dame Barbara Cartland, whose preferred writing method was dictation in similar circumstances. Unlike Cartland's novels, however, Dame Sally's stories typically fall well short of the required length, and she will then try some bizarre (and often illegal) means of lengthening it, such as having her secretary type up some extended onomatopoeias (such as "Yahoooooooooooo"), integrating excerpts from the radio, reading parts from another book or having the entire Bible being typed into her novel. In the one instance when she tried to lengthen it using her own imagination, she barely got past 76 pages and could not think of anything else to write, so she entirely scrapped the book and started a new one, which consisted only of title (The Lady in Mauve), Chapter One and 'The End'.
Mildred and Connor
Played by: Matt Lucas and David Walliams respectively
Appearances: Little Britain USA
Mildred a "stereotypical image of a Grandma" with a heavy southern accent. She and her Grandson Connor often chat about uneasy issues concerning what Connor has heard of or been involved in, such as drug testing, racism and homosexuality. Mildred then reveals certain strange details of her past, such as drug habits. She will speak to Connor as if he should've known better, but will defend herself when mentioning her own experiences, claiming that "we didn't know any different." When mentioning all the drug habits she's ever had, she claims to be 28 years old. In their final sketch, Connor admits to being homosexual.
Ray McCooney
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1 and Little Britain Live
Catchphrase: "Yeeeees!", "Ye know too much!" "Maybe I do and Maybe I don't"
Scottish owner of a hotel who speaks and acts like an Elizabethan fantasy character. He answers questions from customers in a diffident manner using riddles, "spells", and a (intentionally badly dubbed) flute, which he refers to as a 'piccalillo'. He also refers strangely to ordinary objects, such as "talking noisy box" for a radio. His bizarre behaviour often confuses and irritates his guests but two officers from the Inland Revenue once used it against him, tricking Ray into making overdue payments. His hotel is opposite IKEA.
In the pilot episode, this character’s name was "Roy" and his appearance was that of a chef. He also played a metal flute rather than his "Picalillo".
It is said in the series 2 script book that since series 2, Ray has been continually wandering around asking people why he isn't in the second (or third) series.
Denver Mills
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1, episodes 3, 5 and 6
Denver Mills is a former silver medallist (Gold Medallist in the radio drama) in the 400 metres at the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics, who now acts as a guest speaker. His speeches are always politically incorrect, confusing and often offensive, such as his speech at a police dinner "...maybe being an Olympic athlete isn't so different from being a police officer. First of all, we both get a lot of practise running after black guys". In a typical sketch, he will be on his way to his speech, but upon learning a detail in his speech is considered offensive, confusing or is in fact not correct, he will proceed to throw a page of his speech away, until he is left with his greeting and dismissal. Once, he found out he would not only be meeting people with leprosy, but also hugging them, and, suddenly reluctant to do his speech, he threw himself out of the car after a discusion about Lepers.
Mills' US equivalent is Bing Gordyn, the eighth man to walk on the moon and the first to do so with a moustache.
The Minstrels
Played By: David Walliams and Matt Lucas
Appearances: Series 1, Episodes 1 and 3
The Minstrels are two minstrels who are constant targets of quasi-racial discrimination. They are refused a room at a bed and breakfast, and are criticized by in radio broadcast by a government official. One of the cut sketches shows the Minstrel played by David Walliams being denied a job to which he replies, "Is it because I'm a minstrel?"
Myfanwy
Played by: Ruth Jones
Appearances: Radio Show; Since Series 1, in Daffyd Thomas sketch
Myfanwy is the barmaid of a local pub and friend to Daffyd Thomas and often sells him Bacardi and Coke. She is very keen to help him find a gay partner, even going as far as to close her bar so he can have a gay night (which she promptly regrets because he orders all the gays who turn up to leave). In later episodes, we learn that she is in a lesbian relationship and about to enter into a civil partnership with Rhiannon. In Little Britain Abroad, Myfanwy opens a gay bar on Mykonos in Greece, but it does not fare well because Daffyd does not hand out flyers to the locals. It is also revealed in Little Britain Abroad that she speaks almost perfect Greek.
At the end of series 3 she is seen holding hands with Daffyd and she cries when he tries to leave to London.
Narrator
Played by: Tom Baker
Appearances: Unseen. Narrates every episode
Catchphrase: Opens every episode with "Britain, Britain, Britain!" and closes every episode with a mispronounced "goodbye" (e.g. "Good-tie")
The narrator opens and closes every episode and provides a voice-over between sketches to introduce the upcoming characters, announcing the time in a ridiculous manner, such as "nought o'clock", or replacing the hour with a person's name, such as 'half past Oliver' and also fictitious names for locations around Britain, such as villages called "Bruise" and the "Mike McShane Estate'. The narrator delivers comedic content in many voice-overs by making nonsense claims about Britain, its people or its history (such as "we invented the cat") or by breaking the fourth wall, such as saying Anthony Head is not the real Prime Minister, he's "that guy out of Buffy". He will also make ironic statements (such as in Little Britain Abroad: "I went to Mykonos once. I loathed it...Too many gays! My boyfriend and I got the first flight home!"). He often makes surreal statements, like; "I must go now because I am about to reach orgasm", or "I do love an election... in fact I'm having one right now" upon the end of one of the episodes. At the end of one episode, shorter than the others, he remarked: "This show has ended a little earlier than usual, because a man is trying to take my clothes off, and I must ask him why". Also, during the Marjorie Dawes sketches, he expresses much contempt for fat people, such as calling them "vermin", or expressing a desire to have them arrested.
Newsagent
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Series 2 episode 4
The Newsagent made only one appearance in Series 2, in which he was shown to be very curious. In the sketch, a customer (portrayed by David Walliams) comes in and picks some items off the shelves, with the newsagent curiously asking him a question in relation to that item (for instance "Thirsty?" upon the customer taking a drink from the fridge, or "Hoping to write letters to friends or relatives?" upon the customer taking a notebook). At the end of the sketch, the customer reaches up to the top shelf of the magazine racks, prompting the shopkeeper to ask; "Planning a wank?" and causing the embarrassed customer to hastily withdraw his hand and pay for the items he has taken.
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Orville
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Series 3, episode 3
This one time character is the only character in the show directly based on a real life act or person. Orville is seen shopping (in what appears to be a British 99p store), in the small town of Breakdance Two, Electric Boogaloo. He is generally annoyed by other shoppers asking him about where Keith Harris is, to which he says that they don't do everything with each other and are currently have no plans for the next few months (other than a serious role in The Bill which Orville claims to be going for). At the end of his sketch he is provoked by a man asking about his solitary state to which he replies to himself "Oh for god's sake"!
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Pat and Don
Played by: David Walliams and Matt Lucas respectively
Appearances: Series 3, episodes 2 and 3
Pat and Don are a couple who eat at a local Indian restaurant, but whenever Don finds the food a little too hot for his tastes, it causes him to spout catchphrases from a variety of 1970s TV shows. Pat clearly only likes mild food.
Sandra and Ralph Patterson
Played by: David Walliams and Adam Donkin
Appearances: Series 1, episodes 4, 6 and 7
Sandra Patterson is a stage mother who is unusually determined for her son Ralph (which she pronounces as "Raif", a reference to Ralph Fiennes) to get into acting. She is also very boastful and rude. Unfortunately, he never gets a part and, every time he fails, Sandra loses her temper and usually takes it out on anyone nearby, including him. They appeared in the radio series under the names of Sandra and Olivier Laurence, a play on the name of the actor Laurence Olivier. She goes to such lengths to get him parts, that she pretends it's his birthday, that he's dying, and even threatening to "tell 'em you touched him!"
Sid Pegg
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Series 3, episodes 4 and 5
Catchphrases: “Wife [name of food], go!”, "Britain fights back (fist in air)"
Sid Pegg is a nosey and mean-spirited Neighbourhood Watch leader who takes his job a little too seriously. As there is no real crime in his area, his meetings can be about anything from the Gypsy Kings to the fact that a gang of yobs have kicked an empty can of Lilt down the road. He will frequently call out commands to his wife preparing dinner, in the format of "Wife, [name of food], go!". When asking for assistance from other members of the watch, he always chooses Lloyd, a short man who appeared on The Weakest Link (a fact Sid continually mentions).
Piano Player
Played by: David Walliams
Episodes: Series 1, episodes 1, 3, 6 and 8
The Piano Player is an unnamed man who plays at the Uncle Albert Hall. He pauses in his recitals to say or do mindless things, such as checking where his shopping bag is, to read a text message and to tell someone that he forgot to set the video and ask when Sainsbury's closes, before resuming the recital as if nothing had happened.
An American counterpart (also played by Walliams) of the British Pianist appears in a deleted scene of the USA adaptation of the show. He is seen reading out of a Porn magazine, which is causing him to play to a quick tone of music.
Judy Pike
- See Maggie Blackamoor, above.
Harvey Pincher
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Series 2
Catchphrase: "I want bitty!" or simply "Bitty!"
Harvey Pincher can be best described as a 30-year-old upper-class mummy's boy. He insists on "bitty" (breast milk) from his mother (played by Geraldine James) even though he is an adult, much to the dismay of his prospective wife and her parents.
The sketches follow his engagement to Jane, through to their wedding day, which he interrupts near the end, saying "Bitty" instead of "I Do", gesturing for his mother to come up so he can have some of her breast milk.
Harvey Pincher and his parents (without his new wife) make a surprise return in Little Britain USA, visiting some American relatives. In their final sketch, Harvey's mother hears the relatives insulting them behind their back about the breast-feeding and is enraged. It is also revealed that Harvey wears a nappy and his parents change him.
Andy Pipkin
Vicky Pollard
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Radio Show; Starting in Series 1
Catchphrases: "No, but, yeah, but, no, but... (and sometimes repeats this a few times)", "... or sumthin or nuffing", "I wasn't even supposed to be there so, SHUT up!", "Don't be giving me the evils!", "Oh my God! I sooo can't believe you just said that!", "Yeah well she aint got nuffin' to do with it anyway so just leave her out of it!" as well as coming up with gossip unrelated to her situation.
Vicky Pollard is a teenage girl who is intended to be a parody of chavs living in the West Country at the time Matt Lucas was studying at the University of Bristol. When challenged about something, she comes up with gossip that has nothing whatsoever to do with whatever predicament she is in at the time, although she claims to be "getting there". She also speaks unusually quickly which, together with the gossip she comes up with, usually confuses or annoys the person in question. Her place of residence throughout the series was a fictitious town called Darkley Noone, which is shown to be in Bristol. For instance, she refers to places within the Bristol area, such as Fishponds, the Broadmead Shopping Centre and Wookey Hole (which is actually just outside Wells, but is a short drive from Bristol). She also speaks with a Bristolian accent.
Vicky Pollard went to school in the first and second series. In the first series, she was accused of shoplifting, became pregnant (and swapped the baby for a Westlife CD) and was sentenced to borstal where she bit someone called Jackie (a counterpart of Vicky played by Williams). In the last series, she was hired to babysit and had a wild party in the house while the parents were away and tried to get money from a fake lottery ticket. In Little Britain Abroad she was shut in a Thai prison for smuggling drugs and her mother, Shelly Pollard (played by Dawn French), made an appearance in court saying that Vicky got into a bad crowd at the age of three. Vicky was sentenced to 10 years for this offence (her mother gets 20 for annoying the judge). Her boyfriend, Jermaine made a brief cameo appearance in a sketch in Series 2. In Comic Relief does Little Britain Live, supermodel Kate Moss played Vicky's twin sister "Katie Pollard", and declared that Vicky was the 'pretty one' and Katie was the "easy one". She is shown in various episodes to be a chav girl seeking to get pregnant in order to get a council house: - in one episode, she is shown enviously referring to an acquaintance of hers who is only 9 years old, but has a council house of her own and 3 children. On the episode where she takes a job at a sleazy sex hotline, she is shown pushing along 6 daughters in buggies all dressed identically to her, whilst in the babysitting episode, she also mentions that she has 6 children of her own.
In Little Britain USA, she is sent to Boot Camp after being thrown out of Disney World for beating up the Aristocats and setting fire to the Peter Pan ride. She enrages the overseer, jabbering away during rollcall and refusing to follow orders. This behaviour continues until the other girls run off to get their first assignments and Vicky stays behind to express concern over one of the girls being possibly lesbian. She is told to 'run' by the overseer. In another sketch, she smokes in the bathroom and her hair catches fire (she is saved by the concerned overseer). In her final sketch in the series, she is in hospital on life support after jumping off the church roof. The overseer is shown to be very caring towards her.
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Jeremy Rent
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Radio Show; Since Series 1
Jeremy is Dennis Waterman’s theatrical agent who, while on the phone, at the slightest hint of disagreement, shouts the last word and hangs up the phone.
Florence Rose
Played by: Matt Lucas
Florence Rose is an aspiring transvestite and companion of Emily. He is even more unconvincing than Emily' in that he deliberately sports a moustache; at one point being referred to as "a short fat bloke with a moustache" whilst attempting to purchase a dress. Emily is teaching Florence how to be a lady in the second series, during which she always makes mistakes. In the last episode of Series 3 it is revealed that he is married and his real name is Fred. He also goes shopping for dresses with his wife.
Roy
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Radio Show; Since Series 1, in every sketch with Mr. Mann
Catchphrase: Roy's catchphrase is a conversation with his wife:
- Roy: (Following Mr. Mann's request) "Oh, I’m not sure, Margaret will know. (turns to the back of the store) Margaret! Margaret!"
- Margaret: (after a long pause) "Yes?"
- Roy: "There’s a gentleman here looking for (then repeats Mr. Mann's request, often verbatim.)"
- These lines are often followed with Margaret suggesting a product which Roy may have in stock, much to his own surprise, and which Mr. Mann may then refuse for some trivial reason.
Roy owns a store (that sells different items each episode) where Mr. Mann always shops. His wife Margaret helps run the store but is never seen. He has, on at least one occasion, stated that he hates Mr. Mann because of his specific requests.
Robert
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Series 1 Episode 6 Series 3 Episode 6
Robert is the Chancellor of the Exchequer to the Prime Minister Michael Stevens. He is according to the prime minister very distant to him which makes the prime minister think that he doesn't like his policies,so this causes Robert to stand in the leadership elections. However in the last episode of Series 3 when the prime minister resigns it is known that Robert is the new Prime Minister which leaves Sebastian Love the prime minister's aide (who has always taken a dislike to Robert calling him "Fat and Scottish") in tears.
He is possibly based on Gordon Brown who at the time was in the same position.
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Michael Stevens
Played by: Anthony Head
Appearances: Since Series 1, in every skit with Sebastian Love
Prime Minister of Britain, and the object of Sebastian’s affection. He "retires" at the end of Series 3, to Sebastian's horror.
David Walliams states that Anthony Head got the role because "next to Steve Martin, he's the only man I'll ever turn gay for."
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Daffyd Thomas
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1 onward
Catchphrases: "Everybody knows I'm the only gay in the village", "Homophobe!", "Bacardi and Coke please, Myfanwy", "I don't think so", "I'm gay! Get over it!."
Daffyd (Template:PronEng) Thomas[2], who lives in the Welsh mining village of Llanddewi Brefi[3], is a self-proclaimed gay man who dresses in a vast variety of tight PVC and latex rubber clothing and proudly proclaims that he is "the only gay in the village". In fact, there is a huge gay community in his village and the surrounding area, but he utterly refuses to associate with them. Thus, his self-proclaimed homosexuality is called into question as an attention-seeking device, not helped by his complete lack of homosexual experience, nor by his statement in Little Britain USA "I can't have sex with a man, I'm gay!". He longs to be victimised for his supposed homosexuality and often brands anyone who speaks to him as homophobic (even if all they said was "Hello").
He also references stereotypes of homosexuals and makes homophobic statements himself. When forced to admit that his friend is a lesbian, he claims that "lesbians don't count". He spends most of his time in the village pub talking to barmaid and best friend, Myfanwy. Myfanwy (who is in a lesbian relationship herself with girlfriend Rhiannon) is eager to help him with his apparent loneliness, and encourages him to meet other gay men or groups, all of whom he rejects or insults.
He also has a habit of organising gay-related events (such as a gay society) and then refusing other gays entry to try and draw attention to himself and his belief that he's the "only gay". He has a mother and father who are not bothered by his self-proclaimed homosexuality, much to his dismay. In Little Britain Abroad, he is horrified to learn from Myfanwy that his mother is in love with her aunt, and he even has a genuinely gay brother named Dewi (played by James Corden), who has a Spanish boyfriend named Pedro. In the final episode of Series 3, he decides to leave Llandewi Breffi for London because he felt he was an "out gay" man. However, he decided not to go, because he learnt from Myfanwy (who is shown at this point to be very fond of him) what a gay man could do in London. In Little Britain Abroad, he ruins the opening night of Myfanwy's gay bar on Mykonos in Greece because he hands out fliers to a 5-year-old tourist girl and a Greek nun instead of to other gays (though the nun later reveals herself to be a lesbian). He is also noticeably curious about what being homosexual is actually like when he questions a homosexual (Walliams) on a Mykonos beach.
Daffyd appears in Little Britain USA, in which he goes to University and claims to be "the only gay on campus". In his first appearance, a genuinely gay student (Walliams) hijacks Daffyd's "Gay society" stand, feeling that he could do a better job at running it than Daffyd. He then starts admitting more homosexuals while Daffyd looks on in shock. This is the first time that another gay has taken over his attempt to prove the fact that he is the "only gay." He later discovers that he is not the "only gay on campus" when he confronts two lesbians who are living next door for making too much noise when he is trying to sleep.
Dudley and Ting Tong
Played by: Matt Lucas and David Walliams
Appearances: Since Series 3
Catchphrase: Ting Tong: "Pwease Mr. Dudwey!"
"My name Ting Tong, Ting Tong Macadangdang"
Dudley: "Maybe just... ONE more night..."
Dudley Punt ordered a Thai bride from a magazine. However, Ting Tong Macadangdang is quite the opposite of the slim, beautiful bride Dudley was expecting. He is not very happy about this, but for sex, he lets her stay "for one more night". Dudley is very sarcastic and has a West Midlands accent. Ting Tong, on the other hand, is very loud and claims not to be able to understand Dudley a lot of the time,and refers to him as "Mister Dudwey". The sketches generally involve Dudley and Ting Tong's relationship blossoming, only for Ting Tong to reveal a secret. Dudley would then order her out. She would then try to convince him through various methods to let her stay, to which he always gives in. Ting Tong has many secrets: her real name is Tong Ting Macadangdang, and it was revealed she is a lady-boy. She admitted that she comes from Tooting in London, not from a remote Thai village called Pong Pong, as she'd originally claimed. Ting Tong eventually invited her entire family to live in Dudley's home, turned it into a Thai restaurant and forcing him to stay outside his house until the restaurant closes for the night. Later, in Little Britain Abroad, after finally getting married, they go on a honeymoon to Belgium, where they stay with Dudley's brother, who has married a beautiful Russian bride called Ivanka. During this sketch, Dudley flirts with Ivanka, which makes Ting Tong jealous, so she exposes Ivanka's secret job as a porn star.
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Warren
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Series 3
Warren appears in a hospital, apparently on his deathbed. Throughout the sketch, he goes quiet and appears to be dead. However as the family begin to mourn, he speaks again to reveal himself as still alive, and "still waiting". Towards the end of the sketch, he appears to die, as he does not speak for a long time. As his family starts to mourn, he gets out of bed to go to the toilet, shocking the family.
Matthew Waterhouse
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1, episodes 4, 5, 6 and 7
Catchphrase: "Got another one!" and (slaps his hand on the desk) "How’s that for starters?"
Matthew Waterhouse is an inventor who comes up with very silly and crazy ideas for musicals, board games, impersonators and cereals, with a sketch on each subject. An example of one of his ideas is "Sugar Poofs: Real gay men frosted with sugar." or "John McCarthy-o-gram: I come in, handcuff myself to the radiator and talk about my time as a hostage in the Lebanon!" The character's name is a reference to the actor Matthew Waterhouse who played the character of Adric in the television science-fiction series Doctor Who in the early 1980s.
Dennis Waterman
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1 and 2 and Little Britain Live
Catchphrase: "Oooh that's nice!" "So they want me to star in it, write the feem toon (i.e. "theme tune"), sing the feem toon..."
Dennis Waterman is a minute actor who, unfortunately, never gets a part because he insists he should "write the feem toon, sing the feem toon" in every part he gets, much to the dismay of his theatrical agent, Jeremy. Ironically, when he is offered to reprise a role in a tv series in which he indeed gets to "write the feem toon, sing the feem toon", if he accepts, he mutters "no thanks, I've moved on." He is very short, as seen when Jeremy hands him something small, such as a 50p coin or a letter, that turns out to be larger than Dennis. His full height is seen in his final appearance - a minute figurine that looks similar to him is used.
He bears little resemblance to the real Dennis Waterman, except that his 'feem toons' are based on the Minder theme tune that Waterman sang himself (among others) but, ironically, didn't write. The real Dennis Waterman has been quoted as saying "I did watch it, but I never saw that bit. I just saw a lot of some bloke dressed up as a woman".[4]
The Little Britain Live stage show included a mock ad-lib sequence in which Lucas and Walliams question the logic of their caricature, which in fact bears little resemblance to Waterman. In a recent special recording of the sketch for Comic Relief 2007, Waterman himself appears on stage and confronts the two, forcing them to admit that in voice and appearance, there is no resemblance. He is forced to concede that he has often written and sung the "feem toon" of programmes in which he has appeared
Deleted Scenes Characters
Many characters from deleted scenes never got an appearance in the series, either due to time constraints, lack of laughs from the audience or due to a sometimes offensive story.
Bus Passenger
Played by: Matt Lucas
Appearances: Series 3 Deleted scenes
A man (with the appearance of a Beanie) from the town of Frottage is generally seen on a bus on its way to Dung market centre. He likes to blurt out various different tunes at random, to the annoyance of the person sitting next to him.
Roland
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Series 2 Deleted scenes
Catchphrase: "Is it Pornoo?..."
Roland is a farm boy with a love of pornographic images, or Pornoo as he calls it. His suggestions for almost any question he is asked is various different types of the subject. The start of his sketches often sees him putting women's clothing on a pig.
Shy Hotel Guest
Played by: David Walliams
Appearances: Little Britain USA Deleted scenes
Catchphrase: "Pervert!..."
Appearing in 2 deleted scenes, the Hotel Guest is never seen in person as he doesn't like to show his face, thus having his treatments and breakfasts slid under the door in unusual fashions. It is revealed in the second sketch that he has a third ear, the most likely explanation for his hate of other people seeing him.
References
- ^ Rory's week - Rory Bremner imagines a Blair-Cameron team New Statesman 28 November 2005 (retrieved 3 October 2008)
- ^ Deliberate mis-spelling of Welsh name Dafydd: spelling used on show confirmed on BBC.co.uk and littlebritain.tv, accessed 2008-01-03
- ^ In the credits for series 1, the town's name is incorrectly (and deliberately, presumably for comic effect) spelt "Llandewi Breffi".
- ^ Little Britain TV Series One