User:CanbekEsen/Userpage part deux

CanbekEsen
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Name	CanbekEsen
Born	March 4, 1991 (age 33)
Current location	Lyndhurst, New Jersey; United States
Education and employment
Occupation	Student, the second coming of God
Education	High school
High school	Lyndhurst High School
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Religion	Islam, follower of the principles of Confucianism
Politics	Obamacracy
Interests
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CanbekEsen, pronounced jon-beck (John Beck LOL) ess-n (born March 4, 1991) is a professional procrastinor, amatuer Go player, future leader of the world, and is going to be a 6 foot, 5 inch 230 pound quarterback with a laser rocket arm.^[1]

Birth and life[edit]

I was born in a ghetto of Morristown, New Jersey, but lived in East Hanover for some reason. I grew up loving football and the Green Bay Packers. I then grew a liking of many different sports including basketball, and Calvinball. I was then distracted by life for some time between 1 A.D. and 1999.

Death and resurrection (okay I didn't really die, but hey cut me some slack it was scary)[edit]

I experienced a near-fatal incident in a friends pool on a fine summer day circa 2000. I had slipped on the pool (wth?) and did a frontal flip onto my head. Using my awesome powers I was able to escape certain possible drowning/getting mouth-to-mouth by my best friends grandma barely. I came back as the same idiot and continued my life.

Second life[edit]

From 2001 to today^[2] I haven't really done much. I moved to Connecticut for a while, and enjoyed watching Turkey reaching 3rd place in the 2002 FIFA World Cup.^[3] I also developed a love to play soccer for a while, idolizing David Beckham and practiced free kicks every day. I was actually getting pretty good, but then we moved and I was like "scru dat hehehe". So I moved back to my hometown^[4] of Lyndhurst, New Jersey. I've lived there since then and currently attend their high school as a sophmore. It's pretty cool and I have some awesome friends.

Serious information[edit]

I like a lot of stuff. Like music, and art. I would like to take up cooking someday and possibly open up restaurants in places I want to travel to. My favorite bands include The Mars Volta, Mahavishnu Orchestra^[5], M83, and more.

Favorite albums[edit]

The Inner Mounting Flame by The Mahavishnu Orchestra
Before the Dawn Heals Us by M83
De-loused in the Comatorium by The Mars Volta
Tago Mago by Can
Ege Bamyasi by Can
Future Days by Can
So Far by Faust
f♯a♯∞ by Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Our Endless Numbered Days by Iron & Wine
My Favorite Things by John Coltrane
Operation: Doomsday by MF DOOM
Pink Moon by Nick Drake
Laughter Through Tears by Oi Va Voi
Takk by Sigur Rós
Michigan by Sufjan Stevens
Illinois by Sufjan Stevens
Simple Things by Zero 7

Favorite movies[edit]

Favorite books[edit]

Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
That Was Then, This Is Now by S. E. Hinton
Journey to Topaz: A Story of the Japanese-American Evacuation by Yoshiko Uchida
The Secret Life of Salvador Dalí by Salvador Dali
Under the Blood Red Sun by Graham Salisbury
Tangerine by Edward Bloor
The Cay by Theodore Taylor
Soldier X by Don Wulffson

Go[edit]

I hate go.

What I do[edit]

Not a lot of major stuff, but I like what I do and I do what I like. LOL GOONS

What I'd like to do[edit]

Major in English and/or Philosophy. Become a politician.

Interesting stuffs[edit]

Notes[edit]

^ It is generally accepted that CanbekEsen will become a towering quarterback for the Green Bay Packers, where he shall throw for 6,000 yards in a season and everyone will rejoice in his legacy as the heavens part. This was predicted by Nostradamus circa 1550, so ya'll know it's gon' happen.
^ Today is Monday, May 6 of 2024, and the current time is 04:28 (UTC/GMT).
^ I did not however, enjoy their suckage afterwards.
^ I have lived in a lot of different places through New Jersey, including East Hanover, Clifton, Little Falls, and Lyndhurst.
^ From 1970-1973

External link[edit]

Facebook profile

[1] It is generally accepted that CanbekEsen will become a towering quarterback for the Green Bay Packers, where he shall throw for 6,000 yards in a season and everyone will rejoice in his legacy as the heavens part. This was predicted by Nostradamus circa 1550, so ya'll know it's gon' happen.

[2] Today is Monday, May 6 of 2024, and the current time is 04:28 (UTC/GMT).

[3] I did not however, enjoy their suckage afterwards.

[4] I have lived in a lot of different places through New Jersey, including East Hanover, Clifton, Little Falls, and Lyndhurst.

[5] From 1970-1973

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