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[[Image:Gayngsta.jpg|thumb|250px|right|APK is watching your edits. He's a suspected member of the [[Wikipedia:List of cabals#Gay Cabal|Gay Cabal]] (if it exists). This cabal is part of a larger gay organization called Al-Gayda, led by the Supreme Leader seen below.]]
[[Image:Nihang Singh with Big Turban.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Supreme Al-Gayda Leader, [[Team America: World Police|Durka Durka]] and all his followers (inside the turban).]]
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==Food for thought==
[http://www.brazilianartists.net/home/flags/ A Guide to Flags]

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"I think the ultimate tribute to God, in any form, is to maximize individual freedom –- and not to obstruct that freedom for others. The thing that puzzles me about moralistic government is that if you force everyone in the country to act a certain way morally, there ceases to be free will. Then nobody is truly benevolent at all, just pawns of the state. If I’m forced to act in a Christian manner by threat of law, am I really a Christian? Seems like this is quite detrimental to the Church. And to be honest, I’m less afraid of social conservatives in this regard as I am of fiscal liberals. If the government hijacks my income to redistribute it into some form of pork designed to help the less fortunate, especially when it doesn’t go toward its intended purpose anyway, not only are they stealing from me, but they’re preventing me from being charitable. It’s destructive for all parties." - Matt O'Liberty, full blog entry can be found [http://kittensandsunshine.blogspot.com/2008/02/of-god-and-nachos.html here].

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==All about [[German language|mich]]==
I'm a current events and political news junkie. I need [[Psychiatric rehabilitation|rehab]] for this affliction. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=GDY0N-PLEJw&fmh=18 These] are [http://youtube.com/watch?v=UbSBxGOb-3o&feature=related&fmh=18 my] future [http://youtube.com/watch?v=pCk6Ow5mcvI&feature=related&fmh=18 ex-husbands] and [http://youtube.com/watch?v=VlVbS1zCFJE&feature=related&fmh=18 baby daddies].

I'm the son of a fundamentalist [[Independent Baptist|Baptist]] preacher. I met [[Jerry Falwell]] while dating a guy that went to his university. That was an odd experience...to say the least.

I grew up mostly in [[North Carolina]], but have lived in [[Tennessee]], [[South Carolina]], and [[Florida]] as well. I currently live in [[Washington, D.C.]] (aka. the home of endless political bickering, backstabbing, and [[pork barrel|government waste]])

My ancestry is half [[Germans|German]] and half [[English people|English]].

I'm not hostile to spiritual beliefs. I am, however, extremely skeptical of all organized [[religions]]...especially religions that claim you're going to burn in hell for not accepting their beliefs...or that you should actually die for not sharing their belief. How arrogant. Organized religion is a way for the few to control the minds of the masses. The only people I knew until college were Baptists, and even during most of my college experience I was still brainwashed into believing most of their [[dogma]]. I now consider myself an [[agnostic theist]]. Some consider that an [[oxymoron]]. Some (me) don't care if that's your opinion. I am more than willing to admit I could be wrong about [[God]], [[evolution]], [[creationism]], [[heaven]], [[hell]], etc. But people that insist they have 100% proof of their religious views are intellectually handicapped. Most [[Christians]] don't realize they're using [[circular reasoning]] for defense of the [[Bible]]. They need to take a long, hard look at this defense. [[Muslims]] that think [[Jihad]] is morally acceptable have no [[morals]], no [[soul]], and no brain. [http://www.snappedshot.com/archives/1670-Happy-Denmark-Day...-of-RAGE!.html Proof] that [http://www.snappedshot.com/archives/1658-Gaza-Still-Ragin-Against-Denmark.html radical] Muslims [http://youtube.com/watch?v=rEYE-X32Znk are] clinically [http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wp3Eam5FX58 insane] and [http://youtube.com/watch?v=M3qr7Kg_cKk despise] our [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Muhammad/images#Removal_of_the_prophet.27s_pictures freedoms]. I could go on and on, but I'll spare you.

I love [[Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy|free speech]].

I detest most [[political correctness]]. It's just a way to control the words and thoughts of people. Or as [[George Orwell|Orwell]] would say, [[thoughtcrime]].

[[Authoritarian personality|Big Brother]] just wants what is best for you. /end sarcasm

It's not politically correct for someone who doesn't like gay people to call me a [[queer]] or [[Faggot (slang)|faggot]]. Go ahead, call me that. If you think that will hurt or damage my life and soul, then you're sadly mistaken. Words are not that powerful in my view. Besides, I'm proud to be a man-loving, c**k-sucking queer. Your insults are viewed by me as compliments, and I've found that most guys that use these terms as insults have repressed sexual feelings toward other males.

I was raised a hardcore, [[socially conservative]] [[Republican Party|Republican]]. I don't think I knew a [[Democrat]] (except a grandma and an aunt) until I was 18. After realizing the Republican party wants a Christian [[theocracy]] and the Democract party wants a [[Hugo Chavez]]-inspired [[socialist state]], I decided the [[Libertarian]] party best represented my views. Although, I don't agree with some of their ideas. I guess that makes me a political [[nomad]]. I have no real political home. Basically, my political philosophy is as long as you're not hurting someone (born or unborn), keep it legal...and the [[United States]] should not stick its nose into other countries' affairs.

I'm not sure who said it, but I always find this quote to be thought provoking:
<blockquote>"Republicans want the government to be your daddy.
Democrats want the government to be your mommy.
Libertarians want the government to treat you like an adult."</blockquote>

Feel free to [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:AgnosticPreachersKid&action=edit&section=new ask me] any questions about my edits or views on a matter.

- APK



==Awards==
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|style="font-size: x-large; padding: 0; vertical-align: middle; height: 1.1em;" | '''The Original Barnstar'''
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|style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | Given to you for your efforts to improve wikipedia's articles and while staying neutral. keep up the good work. [[User:Kerotan|<span style="color:#FF33FF;">Kerotan</span>]][[User Talk:Kerotan|<span style="color:#FF33FF;"><sup>Leave Me a Message</sup></span>]] Have a nice day :) 15:01, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
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|style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | I award you the Resilient Barnstar for finally getting laid! Now maybe you'll stop removing images of hot gay [[Twink (gay slang)|twink]] porn [[Sammy Case|stars]] from their related articles.<br />'''-''' <font size="+1" color="red">✰</font><strong style="letter-spacing:1px;font-family:Verdana">[[User:Allstarecho|ALLSTAR]]</strong><font size="+1" color="red">✰</font> <sup><small>[[User_talk:Allstarecho|echo]]</small></sup> 03:22, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
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|style="vertical-align: top; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | I hereby award you the '''Spinner Barnstar''' cuz you're [[pimp]]<br />and you make all the boys come to the yard. Now get back<br />here! '''-''' <font size="+1" color="red">✰</font><strong style="letter-spacing:1px;font-family:Verdana">[[User:Allstarecho|ALLSTAR]]</strong><font size="+1" color="red">✰</font> <sup><small>[[User_talk:Allstarecho|echo]]</small></sup> 06:02, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
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|style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid yellow;" | <font color="yellow">Thanks for being a help recently and for making the project fun. <font color="#0000C0">David</font> '''[[User:David Shankbone|<font color="#0000C0">Shankbone</font>]]''' 03:09, 1 March 2008 (UTC)</font>
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|width="500px"|<big>'''[[User:Allstarecho|ALLSTARecho's]] Rainbow Glass [[Dildo]] Award'''</big> <p>For your awesome sense of humor, awesome sarcasm and those lonely nights, you are hereby awarded my rainbow glass dildo (sorry, Cinderella's glass slipper is taken you flamer and no, it hasn't been used!). It's dishwasher safe too! :P</p>

<p>Thanks for being you. =) '''-''' <font size="+1" color="red">✰</font><strong style="letter-spacing:1px;font-family:Verdana">[[User:Allstarecho|ALLSTAR]]</strong><font size="+1" color="red">✰</font> <sup><small>[[User_talk:Allstarecho|echo]]</small></sup> 06:49, 14 March 2008 (UTC)</p>
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|style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | is hereby awarded to APK for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, invoking the wrath of David's stalker, and still coming out of it with damned good hair. APK is entitled to all the rights (wrongs) and privileges (extra work) associated with this barnstar. Given by my hand, this 26th day of March, 2008, and sealed with the great seal of good humour (though not the ice cream kind, because that would drip on the star and get it all icky). - [[User:Philippe|Philippe]] &#124; [[User talk:Philippe|Talk]] 02:19, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
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== Edits ==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Houari_Boumedienne_Airport&diff=prev&oldid=183596480 1st] edit on January 11, 2008
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pitt_County%2C_North_Carolina&diff=188587953&oldid=188586819 1000th] edit on February 2, 2008
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Alcoholic_beverage&diff=192239118&oldid=192238844 2000th] edit on February 18, 2008
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Seven_Springs%2C_North_Carolina&diff=195386581&oldid=195386348 3000th] edit on March 2, 2008
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sir_Walter_Raleigh_Hotel&diff=prev&oldid=197710458 4000th] edit on March 12, 2008
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kimpton_Hotels_%26_Restaurant_Group&diff=199995522&oldid=199995218 5000th] edit on March 22, 2008



== Edit counter ==
*[http://tools.wikimedia.de/~interiot/cgi-bin/Tool1/wannabe_kate?username=AgnosticPreachersKid&site=en.wikipedia.org If you care].



== Articles I've created ==
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*[[Joel Lane House]]
*[[Mordecai House]]
*[[Pope House Museum]]
*[[Cherry Hospital]]
*[[Yates Mill]]
*[[Page-Walker Hotel]]
*[[Battle of Morrisville]]
*[[Sir Walter Raleigh Hotel]]
*[[Lenoir Memorial Hospital]]
*[[Raleigh Convention Center]]
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*[[Pullen Park Carousel]]
*[[Raleigh Water Tower]]
*[[Masonic Temple Building]]
*[[Montfort Hall]]
*[[Clarence Lightner]] ([[Wikipedia:Did you know|DYK]] article)
*[[Soleil Center]]
*[[Ritcher House]]
*[[Federal Building (Raleigh, North Carolina)]]
*[[St. Paul A.M.E. Church]] (DYK article)
*[[State Bank of North Carolina]]
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*[[Estey Hall]]
*[[Leonard Hall (Shaw University)]] (DYK article)
*[[East Raleigh-South Park Historic District]]
*[[Rev. M.L. Latta House]]
*[[Henry L. Kamphoefner House]]
*[[Pullen Memorial Baptist Church]] (co-creator with [[User:Aleta|Aleta]])
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==Articles I've expanded==
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*[[Navy Yard/Near Southeast]]
*[[Wake County, North Carolina]]
*[[Raleigh, North Carolina]]
*[[Knightdale, North Carolina]]
*[[Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina]]
*[[Zebulon, North Carolina]]
*[[Morrisville, North Carolina]]
*[[Wake Forest, North Carolina]]
*[[Greenville, North Carolina]]
*[[Wayne County, North Carolina]]
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*[[Goldsboro, North Carolina]]
*[[Kinston, North Carolina]]
*[[Kimpton Hotels & Restaurant Group]]
*[[Pitt Community College]]
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== To do list (feel free to [[Help:Starting a new page|create]] them as well)==
*create article for North Carolina Contemporary Art Museum
*create article for Artspace (Raleigh)
*create articles for [[List of Registered Historic Places in North Carolina#Wake County|historic places in Wake County]] (use [http://www2.elkman.net/nrhp/infobox.php this] for infobox)
*expand articles dealing with towns in [[Pitt County, North Carolina]]



== Best online videos EVAH ==
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*Gay scientists isolate the gene that causes [http://youtube.com/watch?v=qCzbNkyXO50&fmt=18 Christianity].
*Thanks [http://youtube.com/watch?v=du1XrldPzn8 Wikipedia]! With your help, children will be safe.
*[[Sarah Silverman]] and [[Matt Damon]] have a [http://youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM secret].
*The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIQrBouWRiE truth] is revealed about [[Ben Affleck]] and [[Jimmy Kimmel]].
*A former member of [[Wikipedia:List of cabals#Gay Cabal|Al-Gayda]], it's [http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go Achmed], the dead terrorist.
*Walk it out [http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=12771529 Dorothy].
*Bring Your Daughter to [http://www.theonion.com/content/video/army_holds_annual_bring_your?utm_source=embedded_video War] Day is a success!
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*Hillary, you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skIlZflDs9Y&feature=related&fmh=18 skank]. Obama is a socialist.
*[http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=6819862 Depends] + techno = comedy gold.
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=8KyVr2s1zcA&feature=related Beauty] might not be forever, but your ugly ass won't have to worry about [http://youtube.com/watch?v=qCz5lq4fRew that].
*Get down with the [http://youtube.com/watch?v=a2S-QNDzfNQ sickness] bitches.
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=VNrhmbc0y_8 Smack] me up.
*Just stop [http://youtube.com/watch?v=vNl2Pm9-7Vk pressuring] me.
*When he wants it, he [http://youtube.com/watch?v=54B4NzExeKA blindfolds] me.
*Are you a [http://youtube.com/watch?v=0FK90Dxl5ow top] or a [[User talk:AgnosticPreachersKid|bottom]]?
*"Hey [http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qqv_3rxp2Ak Daisy]. Forward, forward."
*Nine [http://youtube.com/watch?v=QWncI51ggH8 inches].
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== R.I.P. [[Velvet Nation|Nation]] ==
*[http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=4398316 heart-ache]



==Pictures I've taken that you might find interesting==
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[[Image:Washington Monument at sunrise.jpg|thumb|250px|left|[[Washington Monument]]]]
[[Image:Pensacola Beach at sunset.jpg|thumb|250px|left|[[Pensacola Beach]] during my college years]]
[[Image:Washington Monument at sunrise1.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Washington Monument at sunrise (view from [[Lincoln Memorial]])]]
[[Image:European tourist in DC.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Gotta love the European tourists in this city]]
[[Image:Smithsonian castle1.jpg|thumb|250px|left|[[Smithsonian Institution Building|Smithsonian Castle]] with the Washington Monument in the background]]
[[Image:Slide squirrel.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Squirrels and I have something in common. A sign at the [[Smithsonian National Zoological Park|National Zoo]].]]
[[Image:Slide seal.jpg|thumb|250px|left|[[Sea lion]] at the National Zoo]]
[[Image:Slide baby panda.jpg|thumb|250px|left|baby [[Giant Panda|panda]] at the National Zoo]]
[[Image:Slide nationalzoo.jpg|thumb|250px|left|In addition to pizza and ice cream, apparently you can eat pandas at the National Zoo restaurant.]]
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[[Image:Cat from Natural History Museum.jpg|thumb|250px|left|A hungry pussy I saw at the [[National Museum of Natural History]]]]
[[Image:Mountains in North Carolina.jpg|thumb|250px|left|[[Great Smoky Mountains]] near [[Asheville, North Carolina]]]]
[[Image:Rainforest on Oahu.jpg|thumb|250px|left|[[Rainforest]] in [[Oahu]]]]
[[Image:T-shirts.jpg|thumb|250px|left|No comment]]
[[Image:Slide washmon sunrise.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Washington Monument at sunrise; view from the [[National World War II Memorial]]]]
[[Image:Slide washmon sunrise1.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Yet another picture of the Washington Monument]]
[[Image:Slide air & space.jpg|thumb|250px|left|[[National Air and Space Museum]]]]
[[Image:Slide korean war memorial.jpg|thumb|250px|left|[[Korean War Veterans Memorial]]]]
[[Image:Slide lincoln.jpg|thumb|250px|left|[[Lincoln Memorial]]]]
[[Image:Slide national archives.jpg|thumb|250px|left|[[National Archives and Records Administration|National Archives]]]]
[[Image:Slide hippo.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Eye see a [[Hippopotamus|hippo]].]]
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Revision as of 11:48, 9 April 2008

This user is a member of the Gay Cabal (aka Al-Gayda) on the English Wikipedia.

File:Gayngsta.jpg
APK is watching your edits. He's a suspected member of the Gay Cabal (if it exists). This cabal is part of a larger gay organization called Al-Gayda, led by the Supreme Leader seen below.
File:Nihang Singh with Big Turban.jpg
Supreme Al-Gayda Leader, Durka Durka and all his followers (inside the turban).
APK
— Wikipedian  —
Name
Born
CountryUnited States
Current locationWashington D.C.
Education and employment
OccupationGAYngsta
EducationCollege graduate
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
ReligionAgnostic
PoliticsLibertarian
AliasesAnastacia Beaverhousen
Interests

North Carolina, Washington D.C., airports, Dubai, U.S. cities, subways, american history, politics, geography, blogs, macroeconomics

Userboxes
This user has been a Wikipedian since January 11 2008.

vn-31This editor's user page, talk page, or subpages have been vandalized 31 times.

5,500+This user has made more than 5,500 contributions to Wikipedia.

This user is a
Rouge editor
.

This user is a native of the United States of America.

This user lives in the U.S. State of North Carolina.

This user lives in or hails from Raleigh.


43YThis Wikipedian was born on 26 August 1981 and is 43 years, 2 months, and 7 days old.

BSThis user has a Bachelor of Science degree in Business Administration.

This user is single.

heThis user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.

HRC As a supporter of gay rights, this user loathes the Human Rights Campaign and wonders who they really serve.

This user has visited 36 of the 50 United States.36

This user is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.


LPThis user is Libertarian.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

X This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.

This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

This user is a smoker.




APK thinks the image policy is GODDAMNED UNFAIR!!!

This user believes that adding relevant links is never a bad thing.

This user reports vandals to administrators so they can be blocked.

SoE-5This fine gentleman, or if so permitted this proper Southern belle, is a genuine pro-fessional eloquent speaker of our delightful Southern English.

YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.

This user prefers his cheesesteaks from Pat's, the original Philadelphia steak shop.

CHIPOTLE!This is user is absolutely addicted to Chipotle Mexican Grill

This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.

This user is a history buff.

This user is interested in
the history of the United States.

This user is interested in the
American Civil War.

666 This user has 6 letters in each of his three names.

This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.

This user plays tennis.

This user plays racquetball.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is a capitalist.

This user is against communism.

This user thinks the
global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated

This user supports public transit.

This user is car-free.

This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

This user is against
strict gun control.

Life This user is Pro-Life

This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages, and is against any kind of gender restrictions.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

This user believes that the Republic of China is a legitimate nation.

This user opposes NATO

This user supports the Independence of Tibet

LEGALThis user supports LEGAL Immigration.

This user knows that there IS NO EXIT.

This user wears their Sunglasses at Night.

This user loves knowledge.

This user enjoys going to the sauna.

This user is interested in the human soul or spirit.

This user may be agnostic,
or then again, perhaps not.

inf This user is an infidel.

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"I think the ultimate tribute to God, in any form, is to maximize individual freedom –- and not to obstruct that freedom for others. The thing that puzzles me about moralistic government is that if you force everyone in the country to act a certain way morally, there ceases to be free will. Then nobody is truly benevolent at all, just pawns of the state. If I’m forced to act in a Christian manner by threat of law, am I really a Christian? Seems like this is quite detrimental to the Church. And to be honest, I’m less afraid of social conservatives in this regard as I am of fiscal liberals. If the government hijacks my income to redistribute it into some form of pork designed to help the less fortunate, especially when it doesn’t go toward its intended purpose anyway, not only are they stealing from me, but they’re preventing me from being charitable. It’s destructive for all parties." - Matt O'Liberty, full blog entry can be found here.


All about mich

I'm a current events and political news junkie. I need rehab for this affliction. These are my future ex-husbands and baby daddies.

I'm the son of a fundamentalist Baptist preacher. I met Jerry Falwell while dating a guy that went to his university. That was an odd experience...to say the least.

I grew up mostly in North Carolina, but have lived in Tennessee, South Carolina, and Florida as well. I currently live in Washington, D.C. (aka. the home of endless political bickering, backstabbing, and government waste)

My ancestry is half German and half English.

I'm not hostile to spiritual beliefs. I am, however, extremely skeptical of all organized religions...especially religions that claim you're going to burn in hell for not accepting their beliefs...or that you should actually die for not sharing their belief. How arrogant. Organized religion is a way for the few to control the minds of the masses. The only people I knew until college were Baptists, and even during most of my college experience I was still brainwashed into believing most of their dogma. I now consider myself an agnostic theist. Some consider that an oxymoron. Some (me) don't care if that's your opinion. I am more than willing to admit I could be wrong about God, evolution, creationism, heaven, hell, etc. But people that insist they have 100% proof of their religious views are intellectually handicapped. Most Christians don't realize they're using circular reasoning for defense of the Bible. They need to take a long, hard look at this defense. Muslims that think Jihad is morally acceptable have no morals, no soul, and no brain. Proof that radical Muslims are clinically insane and despise our freedoms. I could go on and on, but I'll spare you.

I love free speech.

I detest most political correctness. It's just a way to control the words and thoughts of people. Or as Orwell would say, thoughtcrime.

Big Brother just wants what is best for you. /end sarcasm

It's not politically correct for someone who doesn't like gay people to call me a queer or faggot. Go ahead, call me that. If you think that will hurt or damage my life and soul, then you're sadly mistaken. Words are not that powerful in my view. Besides, I'm proud to be a man-loving, c**k-sucking queer. Your insults are viewed by me as compliments, and I've found that most guys that use these terms as insults have repressed sexual feelings toward other males.

I was raised a hardcore, socially conservative Republican. I don't think I knew a Democrat (except a grandma and an aunt) until I was 18. After realizing the Republican party wants a Christian theocracy and the Democract party wants a Hugo Chavez-inspired socialist state, I decided the Libertarian party best represented my views. Although, I don't agree with some of their ideas. I guess that makes me a political nomad. I have no real political home. Basically, my political philosophy is as long as you're not hurting someone (born or unborn), keep it legal...and the United States should not stick its nose into other countries' affairs.

I'm not sure who said it, but I always find this quote to be thought provoking:

"Republicans want the government to be your daddy.

Democrats want the government to be your mommy.

Libertarians want the government to treat you like an adult."

Feel free to ask me any questions about my edits or views on a matter.

- APK


Awards

The Original Barnstar
Given to you for your efforts to improve wikipedia's articles and while staying neutral. keep up the good work. KerotanLeave Me a Message Have a nice day :) 15:01, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
The Resilient Barnstar
I award you the Resilient Barnstar for finally getting laid! Now maybe you'll stop removing images of hot gay twink porn stars from their related articles.
- ALLSTAR echo 03:22, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
The Spinner/Pimpin' Barnstar
I hereby award you the Spinner Barnstar cuz you're pimp
and you make all the boys come to the yard. Now get back
here! - ALLSTAR echo 06:02, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
The Red Barnstar
Thanks for being a help recently and for making the project fun. David Shankbone 03:09, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
ALLSTARecho's Rainbow Glass Dildo Award

For your awesome sense of humor, awesome sarcasm and those lonely nights, you are hereby awarded my rainbow glass dildo (sorry, Cinderella's glass slipper is taken you flamer and no, it hasn't been used!). It's dishwasher safe too! :P

Thanks for being you. =) - ALLSTAR echo 06:49, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

The Special Barnstar
is hereby awarded to APK for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, invoking the wrath of David's stalker, and still coming out of it with damned good hair. APK is entitled to all the rights (wrongs) and privileges (extra work) associated with this barnstar. Given by my hand, this 26th day of March, 2008, and sealed with the great seal of good humour (though not the ice cream kind, because that would drip on the star and get it all icky). - Philippe | Talk 02:19, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

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Pictures I've taken that you might find interesting

Washington Monument
Pensacola Beach during my college years
Washington Monument at sunrise (view from Lincoln Memorial)
Gotta love the European tourists in this city
Smithsonian Castle with the Washington Monument in the background
Squirrels and I have something in common. A sign at the National Zoo.
Sea lion at the National Zoo
baby panda at the National Zoo
In addition to pizza and ice cream, apparently you can eat pandas at the National Zoo restaurant.
 
A hungry pussy I saw at the National Museum of Natural History
Great Smoky Mountains near Asheville, North Carolina
Rainforest in Oahu
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Washington Monument at sunrise; view from the National World War II Memorial
Yet another picture of the Washington Monument
National Air and Space Museum
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Korean War Veterans Memorial
Lincoln Memorial
National Archives
Eye see a hippo.