Sexual slang

Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.

Introduction

In the popular jargon of many cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

Body parts

For slang terms describing sexual organs and related parts of the body, see Body parts slang.

Activities

Full session of sexual activity

A group of slang terms dealing with sexual activities, borrowing terms from baseball, is in particular circulation among Americans. Details vary, but most criteria are similar.

• First base - Kissing, especially "French" kissing.
• Second base - Fondling or groping, especially of the breasts or genitals.
• Third base - Depending on the speaker, either full nudity or a non-intercourse orgasm (especially when resulting from oral sex) EX: Dry Humping.
• Home run (or "Hitting it out of the park", etc.; sometimes "Fourth Base") - Sexual intercourse.
• Grand Slam - Being a player/anal sex or inducing an intense orgasm, even "shejaculation".

A common mnemonic device for the bases is "french, feel, finger, fuck."

Anal sex is sometimes also referred to as "extra innings," "the dugout," or "fifth base."

Kissing

Terms for (ordinary, usually face-to-face) kissing — not including oral sex.

• Bagging off
• Besandose/Besos (Spanish)
• Charving (Irish)
• Dating (Irish)
• Eating dinner (involves tongue)
• Feeking (Irish)
• Frenching (involves tongue)
• Getting off (British)
• Getting on (British)
• Going away with (Irish)
• Hooking up (common among teens)
• Interfacing
• Ligging
• Lip-lock (in a)
• Macking
• Making out
• Meeting (Irish)
• Mugging down (Texas A&M University)
• Necking
• Parking (1950s slang, involves a car)
• Pashing
• Pulling (British)
• Shifting (Irish)
• Score/Scoring (Irish)
• Shavuatov-ing
• Smooching
• Snog/Snogging
• Sparking
• Submarine Races, Watching
• Sucking face
• Sucking skin
• Swapping spit
• Tapping off
• The washing machine (involves tongue)
• Tonguewrestling (involves tongue)
• Tonsil-hockey (involves tongue)
• Tonsil-tennis (involves tongue)
• Winched (Glaswegian Slang)

Foreplay not otherwise classified

Foreplay usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, intercourse. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as masturbation or oral sex.

• Agressive Cuddling
• cool down
• cop A Feel (or simply cop)
• Crank Yanking
• Dry ball licking
• Dry humping
• Dry sex
• duck
• feel up
• fool around
• fork
• get down to business
• goose
• grind
• groping
• Heavy Petting
• hit the double
• lick the ball
• make out
• mash
• neck
• New-school stimulation
• Old-school stimulation
• party
• pet
• play
• Ratikriya (Hindi)
• School simulation
• School simulation the next generation
• stall
• start the engine
• suck Face
• study
• play Tiddley-Winks
• toe the batters box before stepping in
• touch up
• twist the nipples
• warm up
• weld
• work the fist in

Sexual intercourse

Terms for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse.

Vaginal intercourse (coitus)

A

• Aardvarking
• Adam and Eve'ing It
• Afternoon delight
• Ammo move
• Assassinating the cooter
• Aztec two-step
• Aztec Carpet Munching

B

• Baby dancing (especially when trying to conceive).
• Baking cookies
• Baking the bean
• Baking the beef
• Baking the tube steak
• Balling
• Banging
• Bare arsed boxing
• Barking the Surly Nanny
• Bashing the beaver
• Bashing the bush
• Beast with two backs
• Beating cheeks
• Beating it up
• Beating that thing up
• Beaver busting
• Bed wrestling
• Bedding
• Beef injection
• Being in a woman's Beef
• Being up to one's balls
• Being up to ya nuts in guts
• Bending one in
• Big Banging
• Bisecting the Triangle
• Blast 'er in the Bush
• Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis
• Boffing your brains out
• Boinking
• Boom-booming
• Bone dancing
• Boning
• Bonking
• Boofing
• Bopping
• Bouncy Hugs
• Bouncing the bearded clam
• Breaking her off proper
• Breeding
• Buffing the beaver
• Bumping and grinding
• Bumping bellies
• Bumping fuzzies
• Bumping nasties
• Bumping uglies
• Burying the baby leg
• Burying the baldy fella (Dublineese)
• Burying the bone
• Burying the general
• Burying the weasel
• Burying the weenie
• Bush patrolling
• Busting
• Busting a nut
• Busting the cherry (first-time intercourse)
• Buttering the muffin
• Buzzing the Brillo
• Buzzing the honey hole

C

• Cao (Chinese 操)
• Carnal gymnastics
• Catholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
• Cave exploring
• Celebrating Bob's birthday (from the Bob and Tom radio show)
• Celebrating Kwanzaa
• Checking the old crude oil
• Chelling The Juices
• Cherry Popping (taking away a females virginity)
• Chodna (Hindi)
• Chooglin' (from Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Keep on Chooglin'")
• Chopping
• Churning butter
• Churning the cream
• Clapping (as in the clapping sound it makes)
• Cleaning her pipes
• Cleaning the carpet
• Coger / Cogiendo (Latin American Spanish. Used mostly in Mexico and some South American countries. Spain understands 'picking up' or 'to take' and object).
• Coming together
• Cooping the chicken
• Cock Dancing
• Cock push ups
• Crackin'
• Crashing the custard truck
• Crawling across the floor like a water spider
• Creaking bed syndrome
• Creamin'
• Culear (Spanish)
• Cumming (refers specifically to orgasm)
• Cunt busting
• Cunt poking (also applies to masturbation)
• Cunt thumping
• Cutting the mustard

D

• Dancing the buttock jig
• Dancing the matrimonial polka
• Dancing the mattress jig
• Dank in the tank
• Deflowering
• Devirgination
• Dick Waxing
• Diddling
• Digging for Clams
• Dink in the Chink
• Dinky tickle
• Dipping his chips in her salsa
• Dipping the fuck stick in the kid hole
• Dipping the gravy boat
• Dipping your stick
• Dipping your wick
• Discussing the big bang theory
• Diving in the dark
• Diving for pearls
• Diving into the Grand Canyon
• Doggy style (refers to intercourse with the woman on all fours facing away from the man)
• Doing a barrel roll
• Doing a Calabasas Katie
• Doing a lewd infusion
• Doing a load of laundry
• Doing dirty work at the crossroads
• Doing the Wicked Dance
• Doin' 'er up the pooper (refers to anal sex)
• Doing it
• Doing some bed-pressing
• Doing some ladies' tailoring
• Doing some muff diving
• Doing some nose painting
• Doing some one armed banditry
• Doing some rump work
• Doing some up hill gardening
• Doing something H (sim girl reference)
• Doing the act of darkness
• Doing the backseat mambo
• Doing the Adriano Macchietto
• Doing the backstroke
• Doing the bad thing
• Doing the bauld thing (Dublineese)
• Doing the bed boogie
• Doing the four-legged fox trot
• Doing the funky chicken
• Doing the chores
• Doing the deed
• Doing the dirty dance
• Doing the featherbed jig
• Doing the four-legged frolic
• Doing the grown-up
• Doing the hokey-pokey
• Doing the horizontal bop
• Doing the horizontal exercises
• Doing the horizontal hula
• Doing the horizontal hustle
• Doing the horizontal Jog
• Doing the horizontal mambo
• Doing the horizontal polka
• Doing the horizontal tango
• Doing the humpty dance
• Doing the Humpty-Dumpty
• Doing the mattress dance
• Doing the mattress mambo
• Doing the mommy-daddy dance
• Doing the nasty
• Doing the naughty
• Doing the tube snake boogie
• Doing the tubesteak fandango
• Doing the upside-down hokey-pokey
• Doing the ugly
• Doing the wild thing
• Doona dance
• Dragging off
• Drilling
• Drilling for oil
• Drilling for cervix
• Drilling the ditch
• Driving home
• Dropping the stick in the pond
• Duking it out
• Dueling Dragons

E

• Ecchi (Japanese)
• Enjoying a flesh session
• Exchanging bodily fluids
• Excaliburating the princess

F

• Feeding the dummy
• Feeding the kitty
• Feeding the muffin
• Filling the cream doughnut
• Feeding the yoni
• Finding a hot dog in a jungle
• Fire in the hole!
• Fitting end to end
• Fitting her clap flap
• Fixing her plumbing with derek's wrench
• Filling her up
• Flopping in the hay
• Fooling around
• Follando (Spanish)
• Fornicating
• Fraternizing
• Frying the salad
• Fucking
• Fucking his/her brains out
• Fucking the shit out of samn
• Fucking the tits out of totty
• Fucking the vag
• Full frontal howdy
• Facking

G

• Genital exercise
• Getting a belly full of marrow pudding
• Getting a rock off
• Getting a shove in your blind eye
• Getting ahead
• Getting beef in yo taco
• Getting carpet tunnel syndrome
• Getting creamy
• Getting down
• Getting freaky
• Getting funky
• Getting horizontal
• Getting into someone's pants
• Getting it on
• Getting it up her guts
• Getting Jack in the orchard
• Getting jiggy
• Getting jizzy with it
• Getting laid
• Getting oats
• Getting kinky
• Getting parallel
• Getting some
• Getting some front door action
• Getting some of that slippery action
• Getting some ruffage
• Getting some stank on the hang low
• Getting stretched
• Getting there
• Getting your cane waxed
• Getting your chimney swept out
• Getting your end wet
• Getting your hair cut
• Getting your jollies
• Getting your leather stretched
• Getting your leg over
• Getting your lizard drained
• Getting your nuts cracked
• Getting your oil changed
• Getting your rocks off
• Getting busy
• Getting your freak on
• Giving a hole to hide in
• Giving a woman a shot
• Giving hard for soft
• Giving her a hosing
• Giving her a pat
• Giving her the business
• Giving her the high hard one
• Giving her the old John Vance the Third
• Giving it up
• Giving juice for jelly
• Giving kitty a taste of cream
• Giving someone a stab
• Giving someone the works
• Giving the dog a bone
• Giving the monkey a banana
• Glazing the donut
• Going up in them guts
• Going at it
• Going belly-to-belly
• Going down under
• Going fishing
• Going halfsies/halfers on an orgasm
• Going like a rat up a drainpipe
• Going spelunking
• Going to my room to listen to Steve Miller Band
• Going to town
• Goosing
• Grabbing some snatch
• Greasing
• Greasing the monkey
• Greasing the pole
• Greasing the wheel
• Greasing the axle
• Grinding your tool
• Growling at the badger
• Get up in her ribs

H

• Haciendo el amor (Spanish: "Making love")
• Hammering
• Hammering one off
• Hanky panky
• Hard Drive
• Harpooning the mustached whale
• Hauling your ashes
• Having
• Having a bit of curly greens
• Having a bit of fish
• Having a bit of giblet pie
• Having a bit of pork
• Having a bit of split mutton
• Having a bit of sugar stick
• Having a bit of summer cabbage
• Having a bit of the cramstick
• Having a bit of the old in & out
• Having a hot roll with cream
• Having a joy ride
• Having a nooner
• Having a piece of ass
• Having a piece of tail
• Having a poke
• Having a quickie
• Having a root
• Having a shag (British)
• Having a squeeze and a squirt
• Having a turn on your back
• Having an uppy downy
• Having it off
• Having nookie
• Having one's way with
• Having some afternoon delight
• Having the beasty rendezvous
• Heading South
• He'n and She'n (Smokey and the Bandit Reference)
• Hibbity hobbity, doing the
• Hiding the Gerbil
• Hiding the pickle
• Hiding the salami
• Hiding the sausage
• Hiding the snake in the bush
• Hiking the South Rim
• Hippity dippity
• Hitting it/Hitting that shit/Hitting that thing (see also: I'd Hit It)
• Hobbling
• Hitting a homer
• Hooking up
• Hopping
• Hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing
• Horizontal bop/hula/polka/macarena/mambo/tango/wahira
• Horizontal Hussle
• Horizontal Monster Mash
• Horizontal sheet shuffle
• Horizontalize
• Hosing
• Hot beef injection
• Hot man-chowder injection
• Humping

I

• Impaling
• Impregnation
• In and out
• Introducing Charlie
• Introducing to Gladstone
• Introducing yourself to each other
• Invading
• Invasion of privacy
• It

J

• Jabbing
• Jazzing
• Jigging
• Jiggling
• Jizz eating
• Jodiendo (Spanish)
• Juicing
• Jumm
• Jumping her bones

K

• Katydiddling
• Knifing the Orifice
• Knobbing
• Knocking boots
• Knocking mops
• Knowing
• Knockin' the bottom out

L

• Lancing
• Laying
• Laying balls to
• Laying cable
• Laying some pipe
• Laying the track (prison slang)
• Let the Godzilla lizard terrorize the tiny town between her legs
• Lifting a leg on someone
• Lighting one's fire
• Lighting the lamp
• Linking it
• Lobbying
• Locking crotches and swapping gravy
• Long Hard Road, The
• Losing the match
• Lovemaking
• Lying feet up
• Lyricism of the masses
• Logging on
• Log Jammin' (referenced in The Big Lebowski)
• LUEshi

M

• Making a baby
• Making a deposit
• Making an offering to Onan, the porcelain god
• Making baskets
• Making ends meet
• Making feet for children's shoes (when trying to conceive)
• Making flippy-floppy (Talking Heads reference)
• Making grass sandwiches
• Making her grunt
• Making her hardrive spin
• Making it
• Making bacon
• Making babies
• Making her yours
• Making love
• Making puppies (doggy-style)
• Making sauce
• Making time (with the ol' lady)
• Making the beast with two backs (from Shakespeare's Othello)
• Making the "O" face (Office Space reference)
• Making whoopee
• Mating
• Mattress mambo
• Mattress Tag (KY Style)
• Meat injection
• Microsofting
• Minge Blitzing
• Mingling limbs
• Mixing your peanut butter
• Mounting
• Mud for your turtle, getting some
• Murder scene sex (during menstruation)

N

• Naked
• Nailing
• Necking
• Nipping the bean bag
• Niyekeh (Arabic, Lebanese)
• Nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina)
• No-pants dance (Anchorman reference)
• Nuprin injection

O

• Offending Pope Benedict
• Oofing
• Ol' in out, in out, the (A Clockwork Orange reference)
• Oops
• Overachieving

P

• Packing the frank
• Painting the door
• Parallel parking
• Parking (the car, the bus, the Audi)
• Parking the beef bus in Tuna Town
• Parking the motorcycle in the garage
• Parking the pink Cadillac
• Parking the pink Plymouth
• Parting the beef curtain
• Parting the Pink Sea
• Party in the pussy and the penis is invited
• Passing the gravy
• Paying the rent
• Peeling your best end
• Performing carnal gymnastics
• Phallicizing
• Pickle tickle
• Picnicking in the lawn
• Piece of ass, getting a
• Piecein' it
• Pigging
• Pingin' and pongin'
• Pinging with no timeout
• Pinging her repeatedly
• Pile Driving
• Planting a man
• Planting your seed
• Playing at in-and-out
• Playing at tops-and-bottoms
• Playing cars and garages
• Playing doctor
• Playing hanky panky
• Playing hide the hot Dog
• Playing hide the pickle
• Playing hide the weenie
• Playing hide the salami
• Playing horizonal ping-pong
• Playing golf
• Playing on the hair court
• Playing pickle-me, tickle-me
• Playing the slots
• Playing the squeezebox
• Playing tiddlywinks
• Playing post office
• Plooking
• Plowing
• Plug and playing
• Plugging
• Plugging the beef lodge
• Plugging the main cable into her love socket
• Pocketing the stake
• Poking
• Poking in the whiskers
• Poking the bearded triangle
• Poking the pie
• Pole jumping
• Polishing the jewel
• Polishing the pearl
• Polishing the Puter
• Popping it in
• Poppin' it to her
• Poppin' the kuchi
• Popping one off
• Popping the roo
• Porking
• Possessing
• Pounding
• Pounding the porch
• Pounding the puff
• Pounding the puppy
• Praying with the knees upward
• Probing the membrane
• Procreation Practice
• Professional wrestling
• Pulling an Rsnit
• Pulping the garbage
• Pumping the sack
• Punching the ape
• Punching the chipmunk
• Pussy Pounding
• Putting a bun in the oven
• Putting the bee in the hive
• Putting the boots to someone
• Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)
• Putting the devil into Hell
• Putting your root down
• Putting your snake in the grass
• Putting sour cream in the burrito
• Putting the candle in the pumpkin
• Putting the beef in the taco
• Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky
• Putting the puppy in the dog house
• Putting the TV in the kitchen
• Punching The Clit to give you ample friction to unlock the bottlecap to your tasty beverage

Q

• Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)
• Quank ( I quanked her)

R

• Ramming
• Ravishing
• Raw doggin'
• Rear attack
• Reading Religious Poetry
• Receiving a guest in the foyer
• Releasing the hounds
• Riding someone
• Riding the hobby horse
• Riding the baloney pony
• Riding the pink pony
• Riding the PLP
• Riding the pony
• Riding the skin bus into Tuna Town
• Riding the Welcome Wagon
• Rein, Raus (German)
• Ringing her bell
• Rocking
• Rocking it
• Rocking off
• Rocking the casbah
• Rogering
• Rolling in the hay
• Rolling the cigar
• Romping in the hay
• Romping the roast
• Rooting
• Roughing up the suspect
• Rubbing bacons
• Rubbing one out
• Rump splitting
• Running the naked wheelbarrow race

S

• Sail boat to harbor
• Saucing the clam
• Sawing off a chunk
• Sambhog (Hindi)
• Schlopping
• Schtupping
• Scoring
• Screwing
• Scrogging
• Scrogging the Beast
• Scrumping
• Sexercizing
• Sewing up the hatchet wound
• Shagging
• Shaking Hands with Ben Franklin
• Shaking a skin coat
• Shaking the sheets
• Shock and awe
• Shootin' chowder
• Shooting the moon
• Shucking the oyster
• Sideways shuffle
• Simple in-and-out procedure, (a My Cousin Vinny reference)
• Sinking it in
• Sinking the Bismarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battleship that was thought, at the time, to be unsinkable)
• Sinking the soldier
• Sittin' on the Front Steps of Pussyville Town Hall
• Skinning back a freak
• Slamming
• Slamming the sausage
• Slapping meat
• Slapping skin
• Slaying the dragon
• Slicking Willie
• Sliding down the banister
• Slipping someone the hot beef injection
• Slipping in the pork sword
• Slipping someone the tube steak
• Smashing
• Smurfing
• Snoo-snooing
• Snorking
• Soaking the sheets
• Sowing your [wild] oats
• Spankin' the cat
• Spawning
• Spearing the bearded clam
• Spelunking
• Spinning the cheese
• Splitting the uprights
• Stabbing the trout
• Star-gazing on your back
• Sticking
• Sticking one's dizzle all up in another's vizzle
• Stirring her guts
• Stirring up them kidneys
• Stirring the cauldron
• Stoinking
• Storming the trenches
• Straightening the meat curtains
• Stretching leather
• Stroking the newt
• Stuffing the beaver
• Stuffing the taco
• Stuffin Martha's muffin
• Sucking the sugar-stick
• Suing the lizard
• Sweating the sheets
• Sweaty rompin'
• Sweetening the pot
• Swiping the V-card

T

• Taking
• Taking a belly-ride
• Taking a break
• Taking a turn in the stubble
• Taking an albino piss
• Taking it downtown
• Taking it to the car wash
• Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
• Taking out the trash
• Taking the flesh Boat to tuna town
• Taking the Hobbits to Isengard
• Taking the noodle to tuna town
• Taking the starch out of someone
• Talking Dog Syndrome
• Tango/ing
• Tappin that ass
• Tapping for Mana (Used by players of Magic: The Gathering)
• Taxing
• Tearing off a piece
• Telling a bedtime story
• Tex-Mex in a Wagon
• Tip drilling
• Tickle the Pickle
• Threading the needle
• Throwing a leg over
• Throwing another log on the fire
• Throwing the meat at her
• Towelling
• Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft
• Trading "fuck" faces
• Training through a tunnel
• Trimming the buff
• Tuna Town ("driving the beef bus to," "parking the beef bus in" or "taking the old skin boat to")

U

• Ugh ugh
• Umbrella Penis Time (U.P.T. in some circles)
• Union
• Up in her guts
• Up to the makers nameplate
• use

V

• Validating your parking pass
• Vaginal bungee jumping
• Vaginal masturbation
• Varnishing your cane
• Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
• Visiting down under
• Visiting the Netherlands
• V-Bang

W

• Walking the dog
• Wallpapering the closet
• Watering the lawn
• Waxing (dat ass)
• Waxing the pole
• Wetting the hose
• Wetting your wick
• Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
• Whitewashing
• Whoopie
• Winding the kinetic watch
• Winding up your clock
• Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
• Womb masturbation
• Woohoo
• Working the hairy oracle
• Wrestling

Y

• Yiffing (Furry slang)
• Ying-Yanging

Z

• Zallywhacking
• Ziggy-wiggling
• Zoinkering
• Zug Zug
• Zwooshing the swoosh

Anal intercourse

See also: Top and Bottom.

A-C

• 99
• 57 (a number that represents anal sex, like 69 does for mutual oral sex)
• 66 (see above)
• A Level (UK)
• Anal riding
• Around the world (to switch back and forth between vaginal and anal penetration)
• Arse piracy
• Ass drilling
• Ass fucking
• Ass Jacking
• Ass love
• Ass pounding
• Ass pumping
• Ass ripping (devirginizing)
• Ass spelunking
• Ass stretching
• Back door action
• Back door bandits (usually the San Francisco Back Door Bandits)
• Back door delivery
• Back door Romeo
• Back door slicker
• Back shafting
• Backside entry
• Bare back(ing) (specifically without the use of a condom)
• Being Bubba's Bitch
• Black magic
• Breaking the asshole
• Brown love
• Brown town (as in "took him to..."; apparently Australian slang, uttered by Hugh Jackman on SNL)
• Brown woody
• Bucking the Billy
• Buffing
• Buggering
• Bum Darts
• Bum lovin
• Bum fun
• Bumming
• Bum sex
• Butt fuck(ing)
• Butt drilling
• Butt pirating
• Butt pounding
• Butt sex
• Butterscotch (term used to describe the mixture of lube and fecal matter created during anal sex)
• Buttsecks
• Bowling the star
• Charlie in the chocolate factory
• Chocolate hugh jackhammering
• Colin Kenneth Thompson
• Cornholeing
• Crossing Snickers Street
• Chocolate Cha-Cha
• Chocolate Dipping
• Chocolate Penis
• Chunk in the Trunk
• Czu!

D-S

• Dancing with Bubba
• Dar/tomar por culo (Spanish)
• David Hockney (famously "takes it up shitter")
• Deathwish (Anal sex without a condom usually with a prostitute) UK.
• Digging for gold in black earth
• Dirt Road (Down the dirt road)
• Dirty Dicking
• Doing it Ennis style (Specifically Irish)
• Doing it the Napoleon way
• Doing the butt
• Doing the Dylan
• Doing the Rachael Guzman
• Doggy Style
• Donut burning (British, gay male usage)
• Drilling for brown
• Dropping anchor in Poop Bay
• Earning your Brown Wings
• Estilo Detroit (Spanish, ‘Detroit style’ — pun on detrás = ‘behind’)
• Fishing for brown trout
• Fudge packing
• Fudge nudging
• Gaand maarna (Hindi)
• Going downtown to browntown
• Going in the A: drive
• Going in the out/exit door
• Gouging the Brown Eye
• Greek
• Haciendo un trineo (Spanish)
• Ham Slammin'
• Hershey Highway (driving down the)
• Hotdog
• IDB (In Da Butt)
• Leaving Grimsby for Hull (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)
• Lolloping
• Lunch pushing
• Marmite Mining
• Marmite motorway
• Mining for brown
• Moses and the parting of the Red Cheeks
• Mud packing
• Nice in the twice
• Packing shit
• Parking the truck in the garage
• Pillow biting
• Pillow munching
• Playing bum darts
• Playing the back nine
• Playing in the mud (because there's no grass on the field yet)
• Petando (el culo) (Spanish)
• PIITB
• Pile driving
• Pit Lane Pass
• Plowing the dirtbox
• Poking the pooter
• Poop chute boogie
• Poop piracy
• Poop pounding
• Poopy dick
• Potting the brown / Pot the brown
• Pucker fucking
• Pushing brownies
• Putting your boat in the water
• Reaming
• Rectal responsibility
• Repopulating Armenia
• Riding in the back
• Riding the dirt road
• Riding the Hershey Highway
• Riding the vein train to A-town
• Ringslide (Doing the-)
• Rump Wrangling
• Rump Rangering
• Rump rider/knight (Being a-)
• Sahrawi (Arabic, literally translating to "desert-style". Name describes the dryness of anal sex)
• Santorum (the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter created during anal sex - as coined by "Savage Love")
• Sewer-Chewer
• Sex in the back of a Volkswagen (From Kevin Smith's Mallrats)
• Shit Digger
• Shit packing
• Shit Shack Sharp Shooting
• Shit stabbing
• Shopping at Walmart
• Shoving Saddam in the spider hole
• Slippery Butt Darts
• Sodomy
• Stink-pipe surprise
• Stirring the fudge
• Stretching the Balloon Knot
• Strolling down Cadbury Road
• Switching lanes without signaling (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)

T-Z

• Tailgunning
• Taking/Putting it up the ass/butt/dookie chute/poop chute/shitter/yin yang
• Taking a walk on the brown side
• Taking the dirt path
• Taking the skinny boat to Chinatown
• The Ultimate Birth Control
• Throwing Butt Darts
• Throwing it in the back
• Trying on the pink sock
• Turd burgling
• Two-hole
• Uphill gardening
• Up the back passage
• Up the Gary (after 70s pop-star Gary Glitter, whose name rhymes with shitter)
• Up the shitter
• Use the tradesmen's entrance
• Visiting vegemite valley
• Voting Tory
• Wearing the red shoes
• Wrong Love
• Wrong Way Down the One Way Street

Oral sex

Oral sex involves the stimulation of the sexual organs (or anus) of one person by the mouth (tongue, etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words eat, bite, blow, suck, chew, or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.

General terms for oral sex

• A great Hummer
• Ball sacking (the dominant person spreads his scrotum over the face of the submissive person)
• Blow Job
• Carpet munching
• Cock Wash
• Dome
• Drive thru
• Eating/Dining at the "Y"
• Eating Furburger and Thighs
• Eating/Licking him/her out
• Eating it
• Eating pie
• Faded
• Feastin' on peni/puss
• French
• Galava (head in russian)
• Get Brain
• Going down (on him/her)
• Going South
• Getting some skull
• Head
• Kiss my little friend
• Shines
• Slob on the knob
• Slurping
• Taking a sip from

Cunnilingus

Cunnilingus is oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva.

A-P

• Angel kiss (when the woman is on her period)
• Australian kiss (Same as french just 'Down Under')
• Beaver munching
• Beaver sucking
• BJ (blow job)
• Box lunch
• Box lunch at the Y
• Bloody Mary (Cunnilingus during menstruation)
• Blow job
• Braving the briny deep
• Breakfast of champions
• Bush diving
• Cabbage Patch Diving
• Canadian, The
• Camel Toe Pedicure
• Carpet licking
• Carpet/Rug munching
• Certified Beaver Eater
• Chewing box
• Cleaning up
• Clam licking
• Clit licking/sucking
• Cotton candy
• Cunt licking/sucking/lapping/munching
• Deep sea diving
• Descente a la cae (French)
• Diddle-bean(ing)
• Dialing "0" on the little pink telephone
• Dining at the Y
• Dinner at the Y
• Dipping into the honey jar/pot
• Diving the Muff
• Drinking from the furry cup
• Drinking from the hairy grail
• Earning your wings (during menstruation for the first time)
• Eating at the pink taco stand
• Eating at the Y
• Eating Bug
• Eating CAT
• Eating cauliflower
• Eating hymeneal sweets
• Eating from the bushy plate
• Eating out of the bread box
• Face sex
• Finding Nemo
• Getting your red wings (during menstruation)
• Going to Chinatown
• G-spot tickling
• Growling at the badger
• Grubbing
• Having lunch downtown
• I Lick Dat Shiet (Jerky Boys)
• Kitty Kissing
• Lapping The Flap (Lappity-Flappity)
• Licking out
• Lip locking
• Meet The Butcher
• Mowing lettuce
• Muff diving
• Munching box
• Mustache ride
• Pearl diving
• Pulling Back the Roast Beef Curtain
• Pussy licking/sucking/munching

Q-Z

• Rainbow Surprise (during menstruation)
• Raspberry Swirl (cunnilingus during menstruation)
• Red Wings (cunnilingus during menstruation)
• Rug Munching
• Slit licking/sucking
• Soup tasting
• Tickling her fancy
• Tipping the velvet
• Tuppence licking
• Tongue in the cave
• Watkin's wiggler, the
• Wet-velveting
• Yodeling in the gulley
• Yodeling in the valley
• Yodeling in Uterine Canyon
• Tongue plowing the stink ditch

Fellatio

Fellatio is oral stimulation of the penis.

A-P

• Going to the blow jobby lobby
• Going to the Creamery
• Dessert at the Coldstone Creamery
• Auto Fellatio (sucking one's own penis)
• BJ (blowjob)
• Blowing
• Blowjob, giving/getting a
• Blumper (fellatio while voiding one's bowels)
• Bone yodeling
• Boss cap
• Brain
• Bringing out the fireman
• Butched in (performing oral sex in exchange for favors; prison slang)
• Candy making
• cigar poke
• Chopping up
• Chupar Polla/Verga/Pico/Panga (Latin American Spanish: to suck cock/dick/rod)
• Cleaning the pipes
• Cock-gobbling
• Cruising
• Deep-throating
• Doing the Monica
• Dome, giving/receiving
• Drinking beer
• Face-fucking
• Flag salute, the
• Garganta profunda (Spanish: "deep throating")
• Get Brain
• Getting your dizzle sizzled
• Going down like a dog on hot chips (British: fries)
• Goober gobbling
• Greasing the pole
• Haam laan (Cantonese)
• Hacerle caso al patrón/jefe (Spanish: To be obedient to the owner/boss)
• Head, giving/getting
• Head job
• Highway Hummer (getting a blowjob while driving)
• Hot Dog Slurping
• Humjob/Hummer, giving/getting a
• Icing the O-ring
• Knob gobbling
• Knob polishing
• Knob service
• Lamando/Lamar (Spanish)
• Licking the lolly
• Lewinsky job
• Lewinsky-style
• Mamada (Spanish)
• Mamando/Mamar (Spanish)
• Milking (also applies to masturbation)
• O Levels (UK)
• OW (Oral With condom) UK.
• OWO (Oral WithOut condom) UK.
• Peni polishing
• Playing the skin flute
• Playing the pink oboe
• Polishing the knob

Q-Z

• Rainbow kiss(ing) [This is performed when the female is menstruating. The female gets a mouthful of semen and the male gets a mouthful of blood. They kiss while mixing the fluids and both swallow.]
• Rod swallowing
• Ser buen/a secretaria/o (Latin American Spanish: "to be a good secretary")
• Shaking the Red Bull can for a nighttime prank
• Shining the pole
• lan choop pudinya
• Shining
• Sixty-eight ("Do sixty-nine, but I owe you one.")
• Skin flute ("Playing the skin flute")
• Skull fucking
• Skully
• Slobbing the knob
• Slurping the bishop
• Smoking bone (or Bone smoking)
• Smoking cock
• Smoking the "Pickle"
• Smoking the pole
• Snowballing [This is when the female gets a mouthful of semen and then kisses another person forcing the semen into his mouth]
• Stepping up to the mic
• Sucky Sucky (Often used in Mexico by street sales people on Revolution street)
• Suck(ing) a golf ball through a water hose (reference to the skill in performing oral sex from Full Metal Jacket)
• Suck(ing) off
• Sucking cock (or cock sucking)
• Sucking the human lolly
• Sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch (speaks more of the skill than the action)
• Swallowing
• Sword swallowing
• Teabagging (sucking the scrotum)
• Tonsil exam
• Washing Big Ben
• Waxing the lance
• Whitehouse internship

Mutual oral sex

The following terms refer to simultaneous, or mutual, oral sex.

• L7
• GSC (Genital Sucking Contest)
• Piledriver (done standing up)
• Sixty-nining (69)
• Soixante-neuf (French: "69")
• Eight Something (Square Root of 69)
• (77) seventy-seven because you get "8" (i.e. ate) more
• Yin Yang(ing)

Analingus

Analingus is oral stimulation of the anus.

• 87
• Ass gobbling
• Ass/Arse licking
• Battywash (Jamaican)
• Black kiss
• Brown star
• Chewing bud
• Chocolate binge
• Crap tickling
• Diving for Hershey
• Diving the man-twat (if on a male)
• Dropping the thumb
• French treat
• Frenchman's/Turkish delight
• Hit it (prison slang)
• Hot Carl(involves wrapping feces in celophane and placing in a mouth)
• Licking the brown spider
• New French kiss
• Quatre-vingts-sept (French: "87")
• Rusty Trombone (analingus with the reach around)
• Rim job/Rimming
• Rim chew
• Shit binge
• Shit sucking
• Tongue-Oscopy
• Tossing (the) salad
• Turkish treat

Masturbation

There are many terms for masturbation, the manual stimulation of one's genitals. Some of the more common follow.

Generic

• Playing with oneself
• Pleasuring oneself
• Self-gratifying
• Teasing yourself
• Touching yourself at night

Male masturbation

A-D

• 38 (prison slang)
• Bashing the bish
• Baking a Cake
• Beat it like it stole something
• Beating it like it owes you money
• Bashing the bishop
• Beating off
• Beating the bald guy till he pukes
• Beating the meat
• Beating the monkey
• Beating the shit out of your cock
• Beating your suspect
• Best friend, shaking hands with
• Blowing one's trouser nose
• Bopping the boa
• Boxing the clown
• Boxing the one-eyed champ
• Buddy Whackit
• Buffing the banana
• Buffing the vampire slayer
• Burp the worm
• Chapter 11
• Charging your Supersoaker
• Choking the chicken
• Choking the pope
• Cleaning my room
• Climbing Everest
• Cocking the gun
• Code 21 (prison slang)
• Conducting yourself in the solo symphony
• Consulting Dr. Hanz Jerkov
• Cracking one off
• Crying yourself to sleep
• Cuffing the carrot
• Date with Miss Michigan
• Date with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters
• Dating your right hand
• Date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters
• Defragmenting the hard drive
• Dice Roll, The (The repetitive motion of rolling dice)
• Die In A Woman's Lap
• Dinner mashing
• Doing the hand jive
• Doing the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

E-K

(Note: first words not capitalised are used as verbs)

• exercise your rights
• Exercisin' the Sizin'
• exercise for war
• fap (referring to Japanese comics, where the sound of it is represented by 'fap')
• feed the geese
• fire the Surgeon General
• fist-kabob
• Five fingers' exercise
• Five knuckle shuffle
• flog off
• flog the bishop
• flog the dolphin
• flog the log
• flog the mule
• flog the porpoise
• frig off
• frog it (masturbating under a sheet or blanket so it appears to be a hopping frog)
• fuck the fist
• Fünf gegen Willie (German, "Five (i.e. fingers) against Willy")
• Game of five against one
• Gayola (Spanish)
• go up the Eiffel Tower and back
• grab some gravel
• grind the woad
• grease the Jesus
• Grippa
• gun (looking at a female officer while masturbating; prison slang)
• Ham Shank
• Handjob, give/get a
• Hand to gland combat
• hit It (prison slang)
• hit the airplane (calque of Cantonese)
• hold your sausage for hostage
• honk on Bobo
• Intimate Rest
• jack off
• jerk off
• Jill
• Jerking the gherkin
• johnny-five
• keep it fresh
• kick the midget
• kill (prison slang)
• kill the kittens (From an Internet joke stating, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten")

L-R

• Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne
• Lope the Mule
• Madame/Rosie Palm and her five daughters/sisters (dating, meeting, or spending time with)
• Making drain babies
• Making mayonnaise
• Making salad dressing
• Making the bald man cry
• Manipulating your genitalia
• Manola (Spanish)
• Manual Override
• Menage-a-un
• Masterbating midgets
• Meeting the bishop
• Meeting lady palm and her 5 lovely daughters
• Merchant Banking
• muth marna (hindi)
• Milking (also applies to fellatio)
• Nestling the aardvark
• Number 3
• Onanism
• Ordering mayonnaise
• Paddling the poodle
• Paja (Spanish)
• Palmela Handerson
• Pat the Robertson
• Pawing off
• Peniskvarter (Norwegian)
• Petting the monkey
• Petting the snake
• Pickling the cuke
• Pinching the one-eyed snake
• Playing the pink clarinet
• Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops
• Playing with peter
• Plucking the pickle
• Pocket billiards/pool
• Polishing the helmet / knob
• Polishing the firefighter helmet
• Polishing the penguin
• Polishing the Pewter
• Popping one off for the Kaiser
• Posh wank (masturbation with a condom on)
• Pounding the pud
• Puffing the one-eyed dragon
• Pulling off
• Pulling the goalie
• Pulling the pickle
• Pulling the pud/pudding
• Pumping the porpoise
• Punching the clown
• Punching the pope
• Punheta (Brazil)
• Red rocket (South Park reference; "Proper Condom Use")
• Repopulating Armenia
• Riding the PLP
• Rosey Palm ("Dating Rosey Palm and her five sisters")
• Roughing up the suspect
• Rubbing one out
• Rubbing the genie/magic lamp
• Rumble In the Jungle (Also applies to Females)
• Runke (Norwegian)

S-Z

• Sadka marna (hindi)
• Scalping General Custer
• Self-abuse
• Shaking hands with Abe Lincoln
• Shaking hands with Ben Franklin
• Shaking hands with the governor of love
• Shaking hands with the president
• Shaking hands with the sheriff
• Shaking hands with the unemployed
• Shaking hands with the wife's best friend
• Shaking white-hot coconuts from the veiny love tree
• Shandy shuffle, doing/playing the
• Shooting putty at the moon
• Shucking your oysters
• Skipping to school
• Slamming the Ham
• Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ
• Slapping it off
• Singing Your Birthday Song
• Smacking the salami
• Smashing one out
• Spanking Off
• Spanking the dolphin
• Spanking the monkey
• Spanking the plank
• Spending some quality time with the one-eyed purple-headed yogurt-slinging cyclops
• Straining the vein
• Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
• Stroking the pole
• Stroking the salami
• Taffy pulling
• Taking Palmela Out
• Talking to Moe
• Taming the dragon
• Tommy tanking
• Tool time (the act of having tool time)
• Tossing (off)
• Tossing the dice
• Touch and go
• Touring your own facility
• Tugging the rope
• Turbo-Fisted Meat-Monster Merengue
• Turning Japanese (from the song, supposedly 80s slang)
• Volársela (Spanish)
• Whack the one-eyed weasel
• Wang jangling
• Wangsterbating
• Wank, Wanking
• Waxing the Buick
• Waxing the carrot
• Waxing the dolphin
• Whacking off
• Whip the Lizzard
• Working on a project
• Working the gherkin
• Working up some baby batter
• Wrestling with Jimmy
• Writing (also female)
• Writing in your journal
• Yanking off
• Yanking the crank
• Yank the doodle dandy
• Yoinking It

Female masturbation

• Applying lip gloss
• Bean flicking
• Beating around the bush
• Breakfast in bed
• Buffing the muffin
• Cracking the gash
• Cunt poking (also applies to coitus)
• Date with the four sons of Father Thumb
• Dialing zero on the little pink telephone
• Diddling [the clit]
• Digging a stench trench
• Doing one's nails
• Double-clicking the mouse
• Exploring (one's) hidden depths
• Exploring inner-space
• Exploring the virgin wood
• Feeding the horse
• Fiddling the bean
• Five knuckle shuffle
• Flicking the bean
• Flicking the bic
• Finger attack
• Finger bang
• Finger sex
• Fingering
• Fingerfucking
• Flap Flogging
• Flicking the clit/bead/bean/bud
• Fluttering the fuzz
• Frigging off
• Getting off in the bush
• Gusset typing
• Jacking off Jeremy (or jicking Jack off)
• Jack'n the box
• Jilling off
• Jilling your jollies
• KitKat shuffle
• Nuke, the
• Pawing(off)
• Paddling the Pink Canoe
• Petting the kitty/pussy
• Playing in the petals
• Playing with the little girl/lady/woman in the canoe
• Playing stinkfinger
• Playing the invisible banjo
• Playing with the floodgates
• Plunging the happy hole
• Poking off
• Polishing the pearl
• Pulling the pud (pudendum)
• Raiding the honey jar/pot
• Roaming the damp and tangled wood
• Rub the bean
• Rubbing the monkey
• Rubbin hood (obvious pun on Robin Hood)
• Rubbing off
• Rubbing the front butt
• Rubbing the elf
• Rumble In the Jungle (Also applies to Males)
• She-bopping
• Shocker
• Shlicking
• Siririca (Brazil)
• Smacking the pony
• Spanking the skunk guts
• Stinky-Pinking
• Stirring the soup
• Stirring the trough
• Stroking the kitty/pussy
• Stuffing the bird
• Taking a long, warm bath
• Tangsturbating
• Tapping the keg
• Tending the axe wound
• Tickling the vertical smile
• Tip-toe through the two lips
• Tipping the velvet
• Touching the hooded monk
• Twirling the pearl
• Two or Three Knuckle Shuffle
• Two finger taco tango
• Two in the pink, one in the stink
• Walking the kitty
• Washing the car
• Waxing the oyster
• Writing (also male)
• Yankning the pump action yoghurt tosser

Mutual or group masturbation

Mutual masturbation involves each sexual partner manually stimulating the other partner's (or partners') genitals.

• Bread game
• Butter the Toast/Bread (Circle Jerk Game)
• Circle jerk
• Jacking and jilling off
• Limp Biscuit
• Pass the cup!
• Reach Around (while receiving anal sex)
• Soggy Biscuit (English boys public school)
• Soggy Marie (South Africa - Circle Jerk Game with a "Marie Biscuit" in the middle)
• Texas Hold'em
• Triscuit game
• Mookie Cookie
• Mother loving crap monger

Non-english expressions

Male masturbation in Cantonese and standard Chinese translates as hitting the airplane, or in popular slang in Taiwan as polishing the gun or firing the pistol. The Turkish expression translates literally to pull 31.

The act of 'pitching a tent' in Japanese can be referred to as "Mokkori!" An expression popularized by main character Ryo Saeba in the manga/anime story 'City Hunter'. City Hunter was first published in manga form by writer and artists Hojo Tsukasa in 1985 under publisher Shonen Jump Magazine.

Group sex

Group sex is sexual behaviour involving more than two people at the same time.

• Bacanal (Brazil)
• Circle jerk
• Cluster fuck, leading to the "pivot man in a cluster fuck." May or may not be a good place to be.
• Conga line
• Daisy chain(U.K.)
• Double Meat Medley
• DP Double Penetration When a woman is entered anally and in her vagina simultaneously
• DVDA (Double Vaginal, Double Anal as explained in Orgazmo)
• Fuck fight
• Fuck fest
• Gangbang/Gang bang
• Lumberjack
• Mob screw
• Musical Beds
• Orgy
• Run a train
• Sandwich
• Shagging contest
• (Spit) Roast
• Suruba (Brazil)
• Taking up a collection
• Threesome
• Three-way
• Training

Other practices

It should be noted that many of the following practices are not performed in actuality, but only exist as part of urban lore.

• Arabian Goggles: While getting a blowjob, one partner places a single testicle in each eyesocket of the other partner.
• Asian Steamer: Defecating on plastic wrap which is over a person's face.
• Blumpkin/Grumpkin: Getting a blowjob while defecating. Mainly used on the toilet or in nature.
• Carpet Cleaner: During doggy-style sex, picking the girl up and pushing her face through the carpet whilst restraining her arms.
• Chellerina, The: Defecating and urinating on one's partner while giving him a blowjob
• ChickShit - Stuffing hot pieces of Chicken up your ass and shitting them into your partners mouth.
• Claire, The: While the girl is attempting a cowgirl-toe-tug, giving her a swift punch to the back of the head (or see donkey punch)
• Cleveland steamer/Hot Lunch: Defecating on a partner's chest
• Dirty Sanchez: After Anal sex, pulling out the feces covered penis, and wiping it accross the sexual partner's face, creating a mustache-like appearance.
• Donkey punch: Act of knocking the partner out shortly before orgasm
• Double Master Blaster: Reaching orgasm from fellatio while smoking a crackpipe.
• Double Dribbling: The acting of stuffing both of ones testicles into a woman's vagina either before, during or after sexual intercourse.
• Double Trouble: Act of fondling a woman's breasts during anal sex
• Duck Wrap (UK): A tit fuck where the male's penis has previously been in his partner's anal passage, and remains covered with some faeces.
• Dutch Oven: Flatulence during intercourse, followed by trapping your partner's head under the bedsheets
• Felching: Act of sucking semen out of vagina or anus or inserting animals into an anus or a vagina
• Golden Enema: Urinating in partner's bowels during anal sex.
• Golden Showers: Act of urinating on a partner for sexual pleasure. Also known as watersports.
• Ket FucK: The art of fucking your partner up the ass whilst snorting a line of ket. Very popular in Redditch, UK
• Lesbian Thighjob: Lesbian practice where the partner touches the other partner's vagina with her own thigh
• Making Peanut Butter:Stepping on/kicking a man's testes. May be non-conesentual.
• Mandana: Act of ejaculating on a person's forehead so the result resembles a bandana
• Midgetorgy: Easy enough to understand. Very Popular with sad men from Burbage, Leicestershire UK.
• Muddy snowball: Anal sex, then ejaculating in the partner's mouth where it's held, then the semen is passed back to the anus penetrator
• No-Battery Boyfriend: Act of vaginally penetrating a woman with a phallic object other than a dildo
• One-Eyed Sailor: Act of poking a woman in one eye with the penis and ejaculating in the other after fellatio.
• Pearl Necklace: Act of ejaculating on a person's neck so the result resembles a pearl necklace
• Philly Fake-Out: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, spitting on your partner's back to seem like you ejaculated, then ejaculating in their face when they turn around. (also known as Houdini)
• Riding the Bull: Act of having sex doggy-style, grabbing the hair of partner and yelling out an ex-lover's name. You then hold on tight and see how long you can stay on top. Also known as "Rodeo"
• Rusty Trombone: Act of licking the partners anus while masturbating him. Also called a "rim job"
• Shocker: While masterbating the female with two fingers, the man then inserts another finger into the women's anus. The act is also refered to as "two in the pink one in the stink."
• Snowballing: When the male ejaculates in the females mouth and she holds the semen inside right before she passes it to her partner by french kissing him.
• Merry-go-Round: While enjoying intercourse with a girl midget while she is sitting on top, you grab her and spin her around, your penis being the axel.
• The Inside Job/The Secret Handshake: When a girl fists herself, the man inserts his dick, and she jacks him off.
• Thighfucking: intercrural intercourse Also known as thighing or thigh sex.
• Turquey Slapping: Act of slapping the partner on the face with the penis after fellatio (also known as the "Danza" slap, after the Tony Danza pornography urban myth). Also commonly referred to as "Fedonking".
• White Dragon: The act of ejaculating in your partner's mouth, and donkey punching them such that the semen comes out of their nose.
• White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face.

Sexual stimulation

Dildos

A dildo is an artificial penis.

• Arvydas Sabonis
• BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
• Consolador (Spanish)
• Doctor's helper
• Fantasy cock
• Monster
• Penis substitute
• Schlong decoy
• Destro
• Cock Block
• Steely Dan
• Rambone

Pornography

Pornography is creative activity, such as writing, pictures or movies, often of artistic as well as erotic value, intended to stimulate sexual desire.

• Dirty pictures
• Eye-Candy Catalog
• Eye waggling (looking at pornography)
• Falcon (male gay porn)
• Flesh fiction
• Girly mags
• Girly pics
• Hentai
• Jazz mags
• Jizz mags
• Jerk off material
• Movies Catholics would object to
• Naked pictures
• Nudy mags
• Pix
• Porn/Porno
• pr0n (leet - "Internet slang")
• Skin Mags
• Slash_fiction
• Smut
• Spoogy pics
• Stick books
• Stroke material
• Toss Fodder
• Wank mags
• Yiff (furry)
• Yiff(y) 'zines (also furry)
• X
• XXX
• 2D-Girls

Physiological processes

Erection

An erection is the hardening of the penis.

• Boner
• Breakfast Burrito (Morning erection)
• Charming the anaconda
• Chubby
• Enutchuck
• Flag pole
• Full-on
• Half Mongrel (Australian term for semi-erect))
• Hard-on
• Homemade sundial
• be horny
• Loaded
• Lob-on (in a semi-erect state)
• Morning wood, morning glory, or sunrise surprise (a penile erection males experience upon waking)
• pitch a tent.
• Poker
• raise a Barn
• Rising
• Standing at attention
• Stiffy
• Turgid
• Woody

Menstruation

Menstruation is commonly known as a "period".

• Arsenal playing at home
• Aunt Flo is visiting
• A Visit from Cap'n Bloodsnatch
• Catting
• Changing the oil
• Circus is in town, the
• Crimson tide
• Curse, the
• Dot, the
• Drip, the
• Eve's curse
• Eve's gift
• Flying Baker
• Flying a Baker flag (U. S. Military Marine/Navy term)
• Friend
• Girly Problems
• Guest
• Having a period
• Having the painters in
• Italian diner is closed for renovation, the
• Jam Rag Time
• Making fruit punch
• Monkey's nose bleed
• Monthly
• Monthly Sweepstakes, The
• Moon Cycle, The
• My little friend
• My little red-headed friend
• P-Reg (as in registration plate for a car)
• Painters are in, the
• Perioding on a poodle
• Polka-Dot parade, the
• Putting up the red tent
• On the blob
• On the period
• On the rag
• P..... (usually when the female doesn't want to reveal it)
• Ragging
• Rag Week
• Red storm rising
• Regla, la (Spanish)
• Red Tide (Wave)
• Riding the cotton pony
• Señorita de rojo, la (Spanish)
• Sick
• Surfing the Crimson Wave
• That time of the month
• T.O.M
• Vampire's tea bag
• Walking along the beach in soft focus

Pregnancy

• About to drop the sprog
• Banged up
• Bombo, tener un (Spanish)
• Bun in the oven
• Duck in the oven
• Enciente
• Expecting
• In the family way
• Hanging a doughnut
• Kicked in the back
• Knocked up
• Preggers
• Prego (used as an adjective or noun in reference to the mother-to-be)
• Sprog farming
• Stewing a swift pie
• Tin roof rusted (see B52's Love shack)
• Up the duff
• Up the kite
• With child
• "With a bloody great squirming thing in utero"
• The river runs red

Orgasm (male and female)

• Acabar (Spanish)
• Approaching the Billy Mill Roundabout (Northern English)
• Big "O", the
• Blast off
• Blowing a load
• Busting a nut
• Climax
• Coming/Cumming
• Correrse (Spanish)
• Creaming/Cream pie
• Creaming one's jeans (male ejaculation inside his pants)
• Earth moving, the
• Eruption
• Filling up at the ejaculation station
• Fireworks
• Gasm
• Getting off (American)
• Getting a Lobbage
• Hot Lava
• Impregnating the bed (nocturnal emission by male)
• Irse (Spanish)
• Jizzing
• Jouir (French)
• Liquid Explosion
• Making the "O" face
• Massive Eruption
• Money shot
• Mul (Korean)
• Number 3 (ejaculation; "Number 1" refers to urination, "Number 2" refers to defecation)
• Nutting
• O(n) (big O of n)
• Petite mort, la [French]
• Popping one off
• Shooting
• Shootin' Ropes
• Shoot the Wad
• Shoot/ing the load
• Skeeting
• Spewing
• Splat the Fat
• Spooging
• Squirting
• Taking out the Trash
• the juice is loose
• Wet dream (nocturnal emission)
• Whipping Creme
• Ye Ole Splatter of Veal Stump Batter

Ejaculate (semen and sperm)

These terms refer to the ejaculate, the substance usually called semen.

A-J

• Baby batter
• Baby gravy
• Baby seed/s
• Ball snot
• Beef Pole Porridge
• Boycream
• Boyjuice
• Boy glue
• Chin Omelette
• Chum
• Clitty Litter (Trucker Slang for the white stuff in lot lizard panties)
• Cum
• Cum Wad
• Cream
• Daddy's little squirt
• Dick snot
• DNA sample
• DNA slurpee
• Dr. Pepper
• Donut glaze
• Dude Juice
• Egg Magma
• Elmer's glue
• Embryonic warrior
• Foutre (or du foutre) French
• Frenchman's delight
• French dressing
• Funny Juice
• Gentleman's relish
• Georgia joy juice
• Gism/Gizm
• Goo
• Guy Goo
• Hate Paste
• Hot creamy filling
• Hot dog flavored water
• Hot load
• Hot man jam
• Hot man mustard
• Jizz/Jizm
• Junk

K-S

• Latino Man Milk
• Leche (Spanish)
• Liquid babies
• Load
• Love juice
• Love piss
• Love pudding
• Love sauce
• Love gravy
• Man batter
• Man butter
• Man chowder
• Man cream
• Man fat
• Man fluid
• Man gravy
• Man jam
• Man juice
• Man love
• Man mayo/mayonnaise
• Man milk
• Man'naise
• Man'O
• Man sauce
• Man spackle
• Man yogurt
• Mooney, The
• Monkey custard
• Number 3 ("Number 1" refers to urine, "Number 2" refers to feces)
• Nut
• Offspring precursor (along with ovum)
• Pale-ale (American Pie reference)
• Pearl jam
• Pearl necklace
• Pecker Paste
• Penis gravy
• Pimp juice
• Protein shake
• Protein facial
• Population Paste
• Randy guy fuel
• Rocket sauce
• Sacred milk
• Scrotum butter
• Seed (old-fashioned use of the word that pre-dates "sperm")
• Sex wee
• Shiofuki (refers to female ejaculation)
• Shizma
• Shizmata
• Skeet
• Sperm
• Splooge/Spooge
• Sploolie
• Splurge
• Spoof
• Spunk
• Squade

T-Z

• Testosterone Treat
• Tijuana toothpaste
• Throat yogurt
• Turkey Tube Love Malt
• Turkish mayonnaise
• Vin Diesel
• Whipped cream
• White wee wee
• White Sauce

Vaginal secretions and sounds

• Barking
• Box juice
• Clam dip
• Cream
• Cum
• Cunt batter
• Cunt butter
• Cunt chum
• Cunt cream
• Cunt cum
• Cunt juice
• Fanny batter
• Fanny fart (UK slang)
• Fuck batter
• Fuck butter
• Fuck cream
• Fuck juice
• Girl cum
• Goof
• Groin gravy
• Honey
• Juice/s
• Lady cream
• Lady juice
• Love Honey
• Love juice
• Love nectar
• Mayonaise jar
• Moip
• Mung (The result of when one presses down on a pregnant woman's stomach after childbirth)
• Nectar
• Niagara Falls (when the woman gets REALLY wet)
• Oyster sauce
• Pussy juice
• Pussy fart
• Queef
• Salsa
• Skeet
• Squirter (one who can project juices from the vagina during orgasm)
• Tuna surprise
• Young berry sweet juice

Smegma

• Ball cheese
• Dick butter
• Dick cheese
• Duck Butter
• Fromunda Cheese ("From under" the foreskin)
• Head Cheese
• Requesón (Spanish)
• Smeg (Populized in the UK in the BBC Comedy "Red Dwarf" used by the character Lister, played by Craig Charles.)
• The prize at the bottom of the cereal box

Venereal diseases (STDs)

Venereal diseases are also known as sexually-transmitted diseases, or STDs, since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as gonorrhea and syphilis, as opposed to AIDS.

• Bad kimchi
• Blickey(s) (prison slang)
• Bush Monkey(s) (crabs)
• Clap, the
• Crabs
• Critters
• Crotch Crickets
• Crotch rot
• Drippy dick
• Dose (to catch), a
• French disease, the
• Gynoherpasyphilitis
• Knacker cracker
• Knob rot
• Miss siff
• Monster (prison slang)
• Ninja (prison slang)
• Package (prison slang)
• Perles d'Amour
• Pox
• Pussy rot
• Sara
• Shit (prison slang)
• Social disease
• Sour cream
• Went up in that fire (prison slang)

Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission

The following devices are designed to prevent pregnancy, STD transmission, or both, although certainly no device is fail-proof.

Condom (male)

• Anti-baby
• Bag ("Bag it")
• Balloon
• Barrier
• Billy (In the song "Willy, Use A Billy... Boy by E-Rotic; "Billy Boy" is a German Brand)
• Black Ribbed [K]nobbler (Dave Lister, "Red Dwarf")
• Blast Shield
• Capote anglaise (or capote)
• Chapeau French
• Cock cap
• Connie (Ali G)
• Crowd Stopper (Old Durex ad)
• DNA lounge
• Domes
• Garbage bag of love
• Durex (brand)
• East River whitefish (specifically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
• Eel envelope
• Forro (Spanish)
• French Letter
• Goma, la (Spanish, "rubber")
• Gorro (Spanish)
• Gummisnopp (Swedish)
• Hat
• Helmet
• Hudson River whitefish (New York, specifically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
• Jim/Jimmy hat
• Love glove
• Knighthood
• One-piece overcoat
• Parachuting
• Penis Sheath (or sheath)
• Pregnot
• Preservatif (French, Russian)
• Preservativo (Spanish, Portuguese)
• Raincoat
• Rubber
• Rubber Johnny
• Shitbag
• Shrink wrap
• Sombrero (Spanish)
• Sonky (a reference to the Discworld equivalent of condoms in the works of Terry Pratchett)
• Sock
• Trojan (brand)
• Wet suit
• Zucchini Beanie

Female devices

• Cervical cap
• Diaphragm
• Diafragma (Spanish)
• DIU (Spanish; Stands for "Dispositivo Intra Uterino")
• IUD
• Píldora, la (Spanish)
• Pill, the
• Sponge
• Patch, the

People

General

• M.I.L.F. (Mom I'd Like to Fuck)
• D.I.L.F. (Dad I'd Like to Fuck)
• G.I.L.F. (Grandma/Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck)
• Spinner (woman petite enough to sit on a man's erect penis and then have him spin her around on it by her shoulders)

Homosexual

For slang terms describing gay and lesbian people, see Gay slang and the List of Sexual Slurs.

Prostitute

A prostitute is a person who engages in sexual activity in exchange for money or other favors. Arguably those who "sleep around" to improve their social position or get a promotion at work are considered by some to be prostitutes. However, not all terms listed below fit that description exactly.

General terms for Prostitute

• Escort (euphemism)

Male prostitute

• Beeperman
• Bitch (submissive homosexual prostitute - opposite of 'cat' from the term 'cat-house', brothel)
• Call boy/Callboy
• Chapero (Spanish, homosexual prostitute)
• Chicken
• Culver
• Dog (dominant homosexual prostitute - same etymology as 'Bitch')
• Fun boy/Funboy
• Gigolo
• He-Whore
• Himbo
• Joy boy/Joyboy
• Larry
• Loner Boner
• Man-slut
• Manwhore
• Mangina (Manwhore slag for penis)
• Penis punter
• Puto (Spanish)
• Pulling a Sandy
• Rentaboy/Rent boy/Rentboy (young homosexual prostitute)
• Toaster
• Working boy
• boom-boom-boy (Jamaican slang)

Female prostitute

A-M

• Bagassa (Italian)
• Bangtail
• Battona (Italian)
• Bimbo
• Bitch
• Brass
• Brass nail
• Buton (Italian)(slang)
• Calabasas Katie
• Call girl
• Chickenhead
• Cocotte
• Coin Operated Beaver (Trucker Slang)
• College girl
• Concubine
• Courtesan
• Cualquiera, una (Spanish: a whatever)
• Cum Dumpster
• Cumrag
• Culito (Spanish)
• Cyprian (archaic term derived from worship of Aphrodite on Cyprus)
• Ĉiesulino (Esperanto: everybody's woman, pronounced "CheeSOOleeNOH")
• Doxy
• Drab
• Elizabitch
• Fallen woman
• Flight attendant
• Floozie
• Fulana (Spanish)
• Fun girl
• Garden Implement (ie Hoe)
• Gashley (prison slang)
• Gengri (Thai)
• Girl (since prostitutes are usually female)
• Gold digger
• Guarra (Spanish)
• Harlot
• Ho (derived from "whore")
• Ho-bag
• Hobby horse
• Hooker
• Hussy
• Hwran (Welsh)
• Joy Girl
• Lady/Woman of the evening
• Lady/Woman of the night
• Lady of pleasure
• Loose woman
• Lot Lizard (Trucker Slang)
• Masseuse (euphemism)
• Member of the (world's) oldest profession
• Mignotta (Italian)
• Model
• Moll

N-Z

• Pinch prick
• Potaskushka (Russian)
• Pro
• Promiscuous woman A.K.A. Bonnita Levay
• Prossie
• Puta/putona (Spanish)
• Puttana (Italian)
• Pute (French)
• Quean
• Ramera (Spanish)
• randi([hindi])
• Roundheel
• Roxanne (From the song by "Sting and the Police")
• Rent-a-babe
• Scarlet woman
• Scrubber
• Sex worker (except in technical usage of the term)
• Sidewalk Hostess
• Skank
• Skeezer
• Slag tart
• Slapper
• Slut
• Streetwalker
• Strumpet
• Tart
• Tom
• Tramp
• Trick
• Troia (Italian)
• Trollop
• Trull
• Unfortunate (popular Victorian-era British euphemism)
• Wanton
• Wench (also used for any lower-class woman; e.g., "serving wench")
• White slave
• Whore
• Woman (since prostitutes are usually female)
• Woman of easy virtue
• Woman of ill repute
• Woman of negotiable virtue
• Woman of the streets
• Woman on the game
• Working girl
• Zoccola (Italian)
• Zorra (Spanish)
• Dean Zaboullis

Crime

Crime in sexuality includes activities which are almost universally considered taboo or criminal.

Incest

Incest involves sexual relations between close family members.

• But cousin Daisy was hot in those lil' shorts
• Bred in Barrie
• Cousin Fucker
• Cousin Lovin'
• Dunnville style
• Family tree has but one branch
• Family fun
• Forbidden love
• Fun for all the family
• inbred
• Joining The Royal Family
• Keeping it in the family
• Kissin' Cousins
• Looking for love across the hallway
• not diluting the gene pool
• Mother fucker
• Pump-kin
• Relative sex
• Rolling One's Own
• Southern' Lovin
• Sister fister
• Sister slammer
• Skywalker Sex
• Usurping the Uterus
• The stump runs tight

Pedophilia

Pedophilia (or paedophilia) commonly refers to sexual attraction to, or sexual activity with someone the law considers under the minimum age for it. Usually this is a prepubescent child. As slang, the term can be used for a person who is involved with someone significantly younger regardless of the law.

A-N

• Asalta cunas (Spanish)
• Bad man in the nursery
• Bent ref(eree)
• Chester [the Molester] (prison slang)
• Charley Chester [child molester] (Cockney rhyming slang)
• Chicken hawk
• Chikaino (Japanese, term for a man who molests schoolgirls on buses/subways)
• Child catcher
• Cho mo (prison slang)
• Comeniños (Spanish)
• Cradle robber
• Diaper sniper (prison slang)
• Dirty old man
• Drug charge, in on a (prison slang)
• Early bird
• Forbidden fruit
• Funny Uncle
• Get them before the hair does
• Impatient father
• If There's Grass on the Field, Play Ball
• In the cellar
• Jail Bait
• Kiddie fiddler
• Kiddie fondler
• Kiddie hawk
• Meth charge/Mething (prison slang)
• Michael Jackson
• Nonce

O-Z

• Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
• Old enough to crawl: in the right position
• Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred
• Old Man
• Old enough to pee, old enough for me
• Orifice Olly
• Pacing the Roost
• Pappy the Poopster
• Pederast
• Pedo
• Playground spotter
• Playing ball in the mud
• Popsicles
• Premature cherry picker
• R. Kelly
• Roboplegic wrong cock
• Rock Spider
• Robin D. Cradle
• Sam Dukore
• Short eyes
• Shrub rocketeer
• Slop badger
• Small bean regarder
• Spring chicken
• Squeezing the turtle
• Two-pinned in plug
• Tyke fucker
• Uncle Nobby
• Wacko Jacko
• Waxed fruit
• Zamboni de la hija (Spanish)

Rape

Rape commonly refers to forced sexual intercourse on another person without his/her consent.

• Back-Alley Brawl
• Banging without permission, BWP
• Evil assault with a friendly weapon
• Going Halfs on a 12 year stretch
• Happy hour special
• Illegally banging and entering
• Non-con
• One-sided lust
• Pulling a "Kobe" (Referring to basketball star Kobe Bryant)
• Reason to Die
• Stealing home
• Surprise sex
• The dirty twenty-on-one (Referring to a gang bang, from A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess)
• The Kobe Bryant special
• Mike Kuffner Surprise
• Fuck 'N Run

Most of the above terms are used frequently on the Howard Stern Show.

Necrophilia

Necrophilia commonly refers to sexual attraction to, or sexual activity with person the law considers legally dead.

• Cracking open a fresh one (refers to sex with a dead virgin)
• Fergus Nelson (refers to one or more people ejaculating into a particular corpse on more than one occasion)
• Making love by refrigerator light
• Mourning Wood
• Rock them bones to the moonlight stomp blues
• Shaking Tombstones
• Zombie fucker

See also

• Body parts slang

External links

• Amatory Thesaurus
• Sex Dictionary — mostly non-slang terms; some slang also
• Urban Dictionary — all types of slang
• The World's Largest Collection of Masturbation Synonyms
• Encyclopedia of Sex — "The Web's Best Source of Sexual Terms and Definitions"