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Editors for deletion (EfD), originally created by R then recreated by ~~LaraLove~~User:Jennavecia, is where Wikipedians discuss whether an editor should be deleted. Editors listed here are debated for up to ∞, after which the deletion process proceeds based on Wikipedia community consensus. The editor is then either kept, merged and/or redirected, transwikied, renamed/moved to another username, or deleted per the deletion policy.^[Verify]

This page explains what you should consider before nominating, the steps for nominating single or multiple editors, and how to discuss an EfD. It also lists the editors currently under consideration and includes a 'hall of notoriety'.

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Animum

Hasn't been deleted yet, so really should be, therefore. Majorly ^talk 00:50, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

Delete User is an administrator and is thus power hungry. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 00:52, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge with Aluminum, for obvious reasons. iMatthew (talk) 00:55, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Overturn per above. —Animum (talk) 00:57, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Check into precussion Rehab Cowbell addict. Although, a merge with tea could be in order...Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 01:16, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
42 Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 02:02, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Prepare tasteful appetizers made with Soylent Green Serve with fine chilled Canadian wine (someone ask Xeno if he has a bottle we can borrow). Ecoleetage (talk) 02:42, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Step on him, then trip him. bibliomaniac 1 5 04:11, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep Has a Douglas Adams quote on it. WP:ILIKEIT clearly applies! So Why 07:37, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep Per excellent rationale presented by SoWhy. So What 07:37, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep Per above. So Where 07:37, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Strong Keep SoWhy makes some great points. Man, such an editor should be a crat, no mistake! So How 07:37, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
- Where'd SoWho go? bibliomaniac 1 5 22:16, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
  - Sorry, sorry, I was out ~~killing innocent bystanders~~ feeding the poor. Of course I vote delete because that SoWhy-person clearly says stupid things. We should only keep editors quoting Terry Pratchett!!! So Who 22:56, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete with script. :D weburiedoursecretsinthegarden 21:24, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
- Keep as long as he needs to write the script, then delete. WODUP 00:11, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
Move to WP:ANI's Mum - then baleeeeet with a sekret script buried in my garden, --Coffee // talk // ark // 05:48, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Move per Coffee and WP:HAMMER. JuJube (talk) 08:30, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete $\iint _{D}^{W}\,{\binom {Animum}{\sum _{editcount=1}^{g}oatk^{2}k}}$ - Icewedge (talk) 07:02, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Strong Delete, per bollocks above. Tom Sayle (talk) (contributions) (email) 19:35, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete Mr. Sayle, which bollocks are you talking about? Mr. Opensockpuppeter (talk) (contributions) (email) 19:56, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Xenocidic

Is Canadian, which means he is from Canadia. Enough said. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 01:05, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Strong keep We editors will no longer stand for Shapiros' constant need to eliminate editors that are 10x better than him! *Cue the riot!* iMatthew (talk) 01:07, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

RIOT!!!!! Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 01:08, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Eh? –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:07, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep Since when is being xenophobic a bad thing? He passed an RfA despite having a username with "xeno" in it. That's prima facie evidence of it being ok. Enigma ^message 01:15, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Put in a waffle iron and serve with maple syrup Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 01:32, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
strONG KEep!!! Likes videogames, and doesn't have a Wii... J.delanoy ^gabs _adds 02:49, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Get out plate, knife, fork and napkin -- Hey, Erik's making waffles, and I love waffles! Ecoleetage (talk) 03:14, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
You think Xeno tastes like waffles? Enigma ^message 03:21, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
With plenty of maple syrup and waffle batter he does. Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 03:23, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
mmm... waffles... - Adolphus79 (talk) 03:27, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep in exchange for a picture of Xeno with a Mountie hat Being Canadian IS a good reason for deletion...but I could murder for waffles. ... So Why 07:35, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep at arms length. Lympathy ^Talk 09:57, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete, tried to delete Keeper out of raging jealousy of my incredible goodlookingness and technical prowess at using Subst: and making templates. I keep having to check his diffs to make sure he isn't screwing up stuff. Oh, and my dashboard is better and he knows it. Keeper ǀ 76 18:56, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

and here all this time I thought he was jealous only because AN/K is more active than AN/X... - Adolphus79 (talk) 19:01, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Very Strong Delete, as he's made up his province. There's no such place as Canadia! If he was canadian he's have spelt it's name right! Not only, that, but I absolutely hate the canadian people, waffles, golden syrup, hate it.--79.73.46.255 (talk) 19:08, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete – Confuses people by terming "ham" as "Canadian bacon." —Animum (talk) 00:49, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Almost f#####g obvious delete. How the hell can you confuse a food with a film! Andy Bjornovich (talk) (contributions) (email) 06:47, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Rollback to... err.... I mean roll[ing on my] back --PaterMcFly (talk) 16:15, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete Doesn't play Resident Evil.--Koji Dude ^(C) 17:19, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep, eh? I don't know what the nominator is on aboot but they have Nova Scotia much is a MAJOR plus. Eh? weburiedoursecretsinthegarden 21:24, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
comment is he a lumberjack? How can we support someone so discriminatory as to want to kill Xenu, the enemy of the hollywood Scientology menaces who brought to life such films as Staying Alive with which to torture us? Sticky Parkin 19:19, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete per WP:HAMMER. JuJube (talk) 08:31, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Very Very Strong Delete, as I can create my own waffles and not be canadian. Andy Bjornovich (talk) (contributions) (email) 19:30, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Ecoleetage

User is not American, therefore doesn't like baseball, therefore violates a rule of WP:AN/K. (keeper76, I'm egging you on...) User has met Paris Hilton. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 20:27, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Uber strong delete per nominator's second point. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:31, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Deleting editors. That's hot. Keeper ǀ 76 20:38, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes, I met Paris when I was in L.A. the other week. I spoke with her for about 3-5 minutes. She was very pleasant and respectful. And she said I had a "sexy accent" (score one for Portugal). Ecoleetage (talk) 20:41, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Portugal and sexy accents ftl –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:43, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Meh. Paris thinks "Midwestern" is a sexy accent. Don't take it too personally, Eco. She was probably high as a kite. Keeper ǀ 76 20:47, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

America FTW! U-S-A! U-S-A! Oh crap Olympics are over. :'( Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 20:45, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Shapiros10 is hot. Hotter than Paris hilton...Shapiros ǀ 10 20:49, 18 September 2008 (UTC)Template:O rly

For the record, I didn't write that -- Keeper76 ^{contact me}_{My work} 20:54, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

If you guys want me, I'll be over in WikiProject Agriculture watching the pumpkins grow. Ecoleetage (talk) 21:28, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Merge with User:Shapiros10 - will make for an interesting ~~article~~ user. « Diligent Terrier [talk] 00:52, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge per Diligent Terrier. « Diligent Terrier (the nerd) [talk] 00:53, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge per Diligent Terrier. « Diligent Terrier (the geek) [talk] 00:53, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge per Diligent Terrier. « Diligent Terrier pwnage!!! [talk] 00:53, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge per Diligent Terrier. « Diligent Terrier is teh bomb!!! [talk] 00:53, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Huh? I'll be over in WikiProject Pornography getting pleasure from scantily clad females :P Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 00:56, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Similarly, I'll be over at WP:TROP watching the hurricanes churn up the ocean. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 00:58, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Merge with Paris Hilton Imagine the outcome! Just imagine it! ;-) So Why 07:39, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Buy John Johnson's Field Guide to Queues of Mozambique Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 22:27, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Weak neutral because eh... JuJube (talk) 08:30, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

IMatthew

User contributes here User likes wrestling User's name is Matthew. Now be deleted n00b! Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 23:47, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Change name to iRobot Isaac Asimov would approve. Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per JC. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per Juliancolton. –JC ^Non-tropical ^Cyclone 01:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per JulianC. –Julian ^{Extratropical} ^Cyclone 01:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per Julian. –JulianC ^Subtropical ^Cyclone 01:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Rename to Coffee. bibliomaniac 1 5 04:40, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Introduce to iCarly. They can make sweet iLove and have lots of iBabies, taking many iPhotos to share on their iPods. Keeper ǀ 76 17:23, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
- I'd rather eat bibliomaniac (see below) than make iBabies with iCarly. iMatthew (talk) 18:34, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
  - Only some really old guy with loads of children would know who iCarly is. iMattew: you can't eat Bibliomaniac, we're already short on b-crats! –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 18:46, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
    - Heh. You're not a man until you can watch Boohbah straight through. I've done it. Keeper ǀ 76 18:59, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
      - Hehe, sounds fun... it is of note, though (yes, I stalked your talk page), that it's pronounced "boob-ah". :-) –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 19:04, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
        ZINGZINGZINGBAH???????? weburiedoursecretsinthegarden 21:26, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete per Julian and her ~~socks~~ friends. « iDiligent Terrier (talk) 00:59, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
- Damn you! I'm a him not a her! :P –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:01, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Give Shapiros10 Sysop and Bureaucrat because he is awesome Shapiros 1 0 01:02, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
- Give Sharpiros a big kick in the rear is more like it! iMatthew (talk) 01:04, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
  - Gack, impersonation! This calls for a swing in the face with the AWESOME BANHAMMER OF DOOM! bibliomaniac 1 5 02:55, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
iKeep because iLike all things with i infront of them because iLove Macs and iPods with iToys from iApple. iSo Why 10:24, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete - User was crazy enough to nom me for adminship! Something is clearly wrong mentally with this user :P Tiptoety ^talk 00:11, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
Move to iPod for obvious reasons. --iCoffee // talk // ark // 05:26, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep per WP:HAMMER. JuJube (talk) 08:31, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.M.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.A.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.B.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.C.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.D.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.E.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.F.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.G.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.H.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.I.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Recycle to the trash can. D.J.N. (talk) 09:55, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
- Wow, people are really agreeing here! –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 13:11, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Redirect to Steve Jobs. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 01:44, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Rick James, bitch. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 01:42, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Frank

Editor clearly exists, nothing else matters. Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 22:19, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Speedy delete - Editor clearly exists, nothing else matters. iMatthew (talk) 22:27, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Eat I will make a little saute. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 23:45, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Get him back together with Dean, Sammy, Peter and Joey -- Vegas hasn't been the same without you. Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Actually, I'm going there this weekend with an old friend! Frank | talk 04:34, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

And now that I'm back...I can say from personal experience that Vegas is an interesting place! Frank | talk 00:39, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

Delete per nom. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 00:25, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete per above. —La Flutista ^(T•C•S)00:25, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete per Flutista. —La Violinista ^(T•C•S)00:25, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete per Violinista. —La Trombonista ^(T•C•S)00:25, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete per excellent comments by all above. --Jimbo Walesista (talk) 00:25, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete per obviously unrelated comments made above by every instrument other than the quite-playable kitchen sink. Bob the Green 3

Delete per Bob the Green. Frank the Blue 4

Delete per Frank the Blue. Fred the Orange 5

Delete per Fred the Orange. Phil the Purple 6

Delete per Phil the Purple, it takes a real man to name himself Phil the Purple. Joe the Brown 7

Delete per Joe the Brown. Bill the Black 8

Delete per above. God

Keep God is dead. Nietzche

Speedy Delete Nietzche is dead. God

Speedy Condemn the previous impostors. They can burn with Nietzche. God
Rick James, bitch Rick James

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Coffee

User is too weak. Has watered down IRC discussions on numerous occasions. User clearly isn't here to brew a nice encyclopedia. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:17, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Delete Coffee is nasty, gross, and makes me want to throw-up. And don't even get me started on the drink, "coffee." iMatthew (talk) 20:21, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
- ROFL... –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 20:25, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
- That was excellent. Enigma ^message 22:45, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep and Trout Nom for Eternity Coffee>Jimbo. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 20:23, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep - this person belongs to the BRC and therefore can't be deleted. --Coffee // talk // ark // 20:44, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Super Duper Uber Speedy Keep - I've known this user for over 16 years now... --▌╥╪╘ // *achooooo* // omai // 20:38, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep - per me. --zO // M // G // 23:30, 15 September 2050 (UTC)
Speedy Keep - per below. --Φ¯°®‡™© // I am not a // sock // 22:19, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
Speedy keep, obviously, there are several users, above, that want Coffee to stick around. Those accounts are so obviously unrelated, that I have no other recourse other than to agree with all of those separate and independent thinking individuals. Speedy keep! Keeper ǀ 76 20:50, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete - Nobody drinks coffee anymore. iRobert (talk) 20:53, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete - Per IMatthew. iSteven (talk) 20:53, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Delete - Per above. iChristopher (talk) 20:53, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete obviously, there are several users, above, that want Coffee to go away. Those accounts are so obviously unrelated, that I have no other recourse other than to agree with all of those separate and independent thinking individuals. Speedy delete! Keeper ǀ 76 21:05, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep, give it some time Coffee is an acquired taste. Erik the Red 2 (AVE·CAESAR) 21:09, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Redirect to Earl Grey Gazimoff 21:10, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
I move to strike Gazimoff's poorly reasoned rationale here. He's an obvious Brit, prejudiced against coffee in favor of "tea". Tea sucks. Keeper ǀ 76 21:13, 15 September 2008 (UTC) — Keeper76 (talk • contribs) has made few or no other edits outside this topic. The preceding unsigned comment was added at {{{2}}} (UTC).
Milk and two sugars. weburiedoursecretsinthegarden 21:45, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Coffee is disgusting and the smell of it makes me sick... User:Coffee on the other hand should be speedy kept, because a) He uses IRC and b) He has a cool sig. Majorly ^talk 21:49, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Blong him. Don't ask me what Blonging means. bibliomaniac 1 5 22:33, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
Rename to Chetblong Has the name ever been used? I like the ring of it. Enigma ^message 00:00, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Keep Fellow member of the "double gray slashes in their signature" Cabal. EVula // talk // ☯ // 00:21, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 01:58, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Drink Coat thoroughly with cream and add ginseng. Enigma ^message 22:45, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep Per Shapiros10, God^{[citation needed]} of Wikipedia Shapiros ǀ 10 23:51, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Bad Keeper76! Bad! Shapiros10 // not a sock // ☯ // 23:56, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Freeze Anyone for iced coffee? Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Date: This user desperately needs to date. Then he can swap passwords and whatnot with her as much as he likes. Lucifer (Talk) 15:23, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep You guys want to delete coffee? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!!!! One thing the Book of Revelation forgot to mention is that Armageddon begins five hours, fourteen minutes, and thirty-seven point two five seconds after the last drop of coffee in the world is consumed. Do you really want that to happen? J.delanoy ^gabs _adds 02:53, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete – I haven't been nominated for deletion yet! D-: —Animum (talk) 00:44, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
~~Speedy Delete~~Chug or Merge with Willy on Wheels He has violated the three-your mama rule many times. See WP:3YR for more information.

This page in a nutshell: Users may not make three "your mama" jokes in 24 hours or thyey will be blocked.

Reporting him to WP:AN/3YR does not appear to have done much. Special K(KoЯn flakes) 09:50, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

Excuse me??? I have not said your mama moar than 3 times yet... it was your mother who has said your mama more than 3 times... believe me I met your mom. --Coffee 0 8 05:36, 22 September 2008 (UTC) Changed to Chug per Some Weird Guy.

Speedy delete per UCB. Mediocre F(TЯivium krispies)

Merge with WOW per UCB. Abysmal Q(MCЯ pops)

Speedy Keep per WP:ILIKEIT. Mmmm, mmmm!Tasteless B(SepultuЯabix)

Keep can't get through my Mondays without him. JuJube (talk) 08:29, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Keep From my experiences so far, he hasn't seemed to brew that much trouble, particularly on the IRC chat room. DanTheMan474 (talk) 20:57, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

That's my joke! or a variation of it, anyway... –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:31, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

Downsize nationwide chain size per Starbucks. Erik.red 2 ^gabs _adds

You will never break the chain per Fleetwood Mac. erikthered2

Drink It's one in the morning here, and I'm thirsty. ——La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 06:28, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

bibliomaniac15

Wikipedia's newest 'crat. Best off deleting him before he even gets started. We don't need a manic serving Wikipedia as a 'crat. iMatthew (talk) 01:23, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Oppose User demonstrates no need for being deleted. –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:25, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
- Comment: User is obsessed with Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. (See edit count). iMatthew (talk) 01:28, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
  - Simply hung around those articles because they were prime camping spots for some vandal sniping. bibliomaniac 1 5 01:42, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
    - Bibliomaniac15 is a 14 year-old girl? –Juliancolton ^Tropical ^Cyclone 01:45, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete there are too many 'crats. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Erik the Red 2 (talk • contribs)
Give a medal. Hero of the Wikipedian Union seems fitting. :)

The above comment has obviously been added by an abusive SPA. Oh well. Heil, comrade! *salutes* GlassCobra 01:46, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

That's fascism, comrade. We comrades say "Long live the World Revolution." bibliomaniac 1 5 04:01, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Shibby --Koji Dude ^(C) 01:47, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep and Sugar we need moar catz... er I mean crats. --Coffee // talk // ark // 01:54, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 02:33, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep. Nominated a genius for adminship last year. Useight (talk) 04:11, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Smerge with Grawp. POV fork. - Icewedge (talk) 06:44, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete Can't drive. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 11:08, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Strong Delete - Per iMatthew. The last hing we need is even more powerful rouge admins.*huggles* —Sunday ^Scribe 23:38, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep - at least until he's done coaching me... then batter, deep fry, and serve with onion rings & slaw... mmm... - Adolphus79 (talk) 23:23, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
- Funny that you should mention that. Last time I was EFD'd back before it was recreated people wanted to eat me...what's up with that? bibliomaniac 1 5 23:59, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete I don't like what I don't understand, in fact it scares me, and this user is mysterious at least. JuJube (talk) 09:17, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete The fewer other bureaucrats we have, the easier it will be for me to overthrow Wikipedia.
Note that I'm willing to change my !!vote if bibliomaniac agrees to be one of my minions. EVula // talk // ☯ // 21:32, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
- If you mean the "Bar-Code Thong Club," no. bibliomaniac 1 5 22:34, 15 September 2008 (UTC)
  - The boxers would be acceptable, as would going commando if you're wearing a shirt. EVula // talk // ☯ // 00:18, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Shakedown for money -- Hey, he's a bureaucrat, and I hear they get paid extra! Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
- Shakedown? How do you expect me to carry my billions of dollars in gold in my pocket? bibliomaniac 1 5 04:39, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
  - Oh no, we don't expect you to use your pockets... it's somewhere in your signature isn't it? --Coffee // talk // ark // 12:23, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
    - I have no idea what you're talking about! Bibliomaniac15 20:06, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
      - He loves only gold...oooooooooonly gold...he loves oooooooonly goooooooold...oooooooonly gooooooooooooold...oh, sorry, I got a blood transfusion from Shirley Bassey and, well, you know... Ecoleetage (talk) 02:04, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
        No, no actually we don't... and I had a blood transfusion with your mom, so... --Coffee // talk // ark // 06:15, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
        Oh, we're going to get into "Your mama" jokes? ==:O Ecoleetage (talk) 12:04, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Ian13

Deleted number of pages is almost above the editor's number of mainspace edits. Every recent mainspace edit has been a deletion tag or automated link remover for deletion. Created WikiProject Userboxes [1]. Once used a signature with a non-default font[2]. — Byeitical (talk · contribs) 09:37, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Delete the third part is unforgivable! JuJube (talk) 09:36, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Nominate for bureaucrat User must be able to grant sysop rights to everyone, such that he can start working on articles again. --PaterMcFly (talk) 10:56, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep Is british. Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 20:27, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy Keep in exchange for some fish and chips. -- iMatthew _T.C. 21:38, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 02:36, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Britain? Where the hell is Britain? Shameless Yankee, bibliomaniac 1 5 03:29, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Merge with User:Iaun1u3 and other unnecessary u's in words. <3 Tinkleheimer TALK!! 07:39, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Keep, is British. Nothing else matters. (Well, except salt and vinegar, just a wee bit more, chuck.) weburiedoursecretsinthegarden 19:37, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Call Scotland Yard -- demand to find out what happened to Ian1, Ian2, Ian3, Ian4, etc. Ecoleetage (talk) 01:52, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

JuJube

Has changed names in the near past. Claims to go on Wikibreak and continues to edit. Is gay. Need I go on? JuJube (talk) 07:04, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

Keep Friends of gays should not be allowed to edit articles, but there's nothing wrong with people who are gay themselves from editing. Hut 8.5 12:08, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete Gen-X and Yugio? Wow...Shapiros10 ^{contact me}_{My work} 12:18, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete User likes Brittany Spears, direct quote from userpage: "Oops, I did it again." -- iMatthew _T.C. 15:49, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete A reliable source (see nom) has clearly stated that he is gay. — Byeitical (talk · contribs) 11:38, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Bit of both Is grumpy old man, although says bitch on his user page so he can't be all bad // Finns 08:47, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Keep: User is gay, and that's most certainly a good thing. Dendodge|Talk^Contribs 08:53, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters. Frank | talk 02:36, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Get the fuck off of my lawn! Delete - per I can't bitch on the users talk page. --Coffee // talk // ark // 03:43, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Redirect to Provincetown. Ecoleetage (talk) 12:52, 19 September 2008 (UTC)