Wikipedia:WikiGiant
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A WikiGiant is a quite large being that continously stomps on any vandalism it sees, naturally, although if a known vandal continously annoys this untame creature, it will go wild and instead destroy constructive contributions, leading it to get locked up in a giant cage to hang over the wiki and laughed at continously by the vandals who should have been blocked in the first place! (cf. User:RickK) A WikiGiant also has weapons to whack and smack the vandals. WikiGiants are also thought to be related to WikiDragons, though this has not been proved.
Known haunts of the WikiGiant
The WikiGiant, due to its vandal stomping, is found in the recent changes zoo, with other elusive creatures to, as said, whack vandals with profound experience.
It is also found at the bar, drinking Toohey's New and getting drunk, while at the same time solving conflicts in its few moments of not being drunk and bashing gnomes.
Gear
Usually, a WikiGiant carries a sledgehammer to smack those vandals outta town, though the more elusive ones carry rocks, hammers, and the occasional belt. When a WikiGiant is feeling particularly jolly but still wishes to exert some form of cruel and unusual punishment, a WikiTrout may be used.
Identification, if you are a WikiGiant
At present, here is the userbox:
Copy this into your userpage: {{User wikipedia/WikiGiant}}
This user is a WikiGiant. |
You can also put "WikiGiant coming through" in the edit summary, so then people will know you are a WikiGiant and then leave you alone without you trampling them.