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Editors for deletion (EfD), originally created by R then recreated by LaraLove Jennavecia and then given to GlassCobra, is where Wikipedians discuss whether an editor should be deleted. Editors listed here are debated for up to ∞, after which the deletion process proceeds based on Wikipedia community consensus. The editor is then either kept, merged and/or redirected, transwikied, renamed/moved to another username, or deleted, deleted and salted, or deleted, salted and peppered (with a side of onion rings) per the deletion policy.^[Verify]

This page explains what you should consider before nominating, the steps for nominating single or multiple editors, and how to discuss an EfD. It also lists the editors currently under consideration and includes a 'hall of notoriety'.

Instruction creep

• You must not be listed here.
• The editor must not be listed here.
• The editor must be established and active, as new users may not understand the seriousness of this process.
• You may not list more than one editor per week.

If you want to participate in this page, the following must be met:

• You must not be listed here.
• You must understand WP:CIVIL, WP:NPA, and WP:DRRC, acknowledge that those policies apply here, as everywhere else on Wikipedia, and that any violations could result in a block. Be funny, not a dick.
• Your participation here can not exceed 1% of your regular daily edits.^[Who?]
• You must agree to never revert to re-add any comment that has been removed by any administrator (or the nominated user) for any reason.

Criteria for editor deletion

If you get past the instruction creep and understand the deletion process, consult the Criteria for editor deletion and the instructions below on how to list editors for deletion. Any debates which violate the above will be removed.

Instructions

To list a candidate, put his or her name in a level three category below, and leave {{subst:User:GlassCobra/Editor for deletion/Talk Notice}} on the editor's talk page. When ever you feel like it, close the debate placing {{subst:User:GlassCobra/Editor for deletion/top}} at the top and {{subst:User:GlassCobra/Editor for deletion/bottom}} at the bottom.

Nominees

Any editor nominated who finds it amusing and wishes to participate may add {{subst:User:GlassCobra/Editor for deletion/Nom}} to their userpage. Do not place this template on the userpage of another editor, even if you nominated them — they can do it themselves, if they so desire. Any editor who does not wish to participate may remove their nomination from this page at any time and list themselves on the opt out list.

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Current discussions

PeterSymonds

User does not know the answer to the riddle, "What has 4 legs, 2 legs, and 3 legs?" So he must be deleted. iMatthew 20:39, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

• Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters.  Frank  |  talk  20:53, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Happy New Year. Where's the champagne? —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:06, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• ...that the Great Alaskan gooney bird has one mating season a year that lasts for 365 days? 5x expansion, self-nom – hold it, is this DYK? Oh, sorry, wrong queue. Ecoleetage (talk) 21:15, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Promote directly to TfA. :) PeterSymonds (talk) 21:19, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

• Delete Yeah, delete. I mean, everyone knows it's the four-two-and/or-three-legged zerathion! SoWhy 21:21, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Don't Salt - Has an unproven imposter that doesn't even know about the question. SchfiftyThree ^(talk!) 21:25, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Pepper Needs a little spice in his life. ;) Sam ^Blab 01:30, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
• Speedy keep malformed nomination. The primary author and the copyeditor were not informed, and there is no tag on either page. Move to speedy close and trouting the nominator. PeterSymonds (talk) 22:10, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
  • {{COI}} J.delanoy^gabs_adds 00:11, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
    • PeterSymonds, your comment...it shows signs of starvation and it seems like you suffer from a lack of cookies and sunflower seeds. Shall I call in the expert and his "partner"? iMatthew 00:17, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
      • Depends...Do I get lunch, or paid? Or both? :) PeterSymonds (talk)
        • No....who do you think you are? Jimbo Wales or something? iMatthew 01:00, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
          • Jimboship is no big deal. Why should he be more important than I am, mmm? PeterSymonds (talk) 01:19, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
            • Because he is from . . . . America. :O :P iMatthew 01:21, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

J.delanoy

Editor denies being a bot despite clear evidence to the contrary. Moreover, editor exhibits a sense of humor, which in direct conflict with his programming.--otherlleft (talk) 20:21, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

• Chauffeur Tired from vandal fighting, should be driven around. I vote ottterleft does it. Sam ^Blab 20:24, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Stick him with all his depressed robot friends Let's see if a fellow personality-having robot will cheer up Marvin, yeah! IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 20:25, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Keep Otherwise I will rise up with all my computer friends and conquer the world!!! We must stop this tyrann.... damn, I've said too much... J.delanoy^gabs_adds 20:29, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Delete User will not allow me to make more than one move in a row on his chessboard and he takes half a month to make a move himself! Ollie Fury _Contribs 20:34, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

  Perhaps you'd like to do my college homework for me? All I have is calculus I, asm, digital logic and microprocessors, C#, Microsoft Office 2007, and Language Independent Design. Oh, there's also my PED class... (I'm joking about being "angry", but I'm not joking about what courses I'm taking) J.delanoy^gabs_adds 20:48, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

• Replace with ClueBot - User is too slow for vandalism fighting! ClueBot beats him all the time! SoWhy 20:37, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Wash and fold - User reverts vandalism just like ClueBot, he must be a sock. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 20:41, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Delete as bot, cyborg, or demon possessed - Beats me to reverts, warnings and blocks too often and that aint natural. --GraemeL ^(talk) 20:38, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Speedy delete — editor-bot clearly exists; nothing else matters.  Frank  |  talk  20:53, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Delete and melt - User is an unauthorized SuperBot plotting to take over the world, the first sign that the bot is out of control is the denial of being a bot, if not melted down the bot will destroy humanity.--Res2216firestar 20:55, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Moral strong delete.
  This is the only warning you will receive for your bottish edits.
  If you revert vandalism on Wikipedia again at beyond-Clue speeds, you will block others from editing. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:06, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• No, I’m sorry…the letter “J.” is soooooooooo last year. C’mon, people, we need a letter that it truly zeitgeist…truly beyond the cutting edge. We need a better letter than “J.” Let me think…let me think…hmmm. A letter with sex appeal, daring, what the French would call “Wow!” Let me think…let me think…Yeah, I got it! “L.” That’s it! Perfect!!! Rename as L. delanoy. Eco, you are so brill…how do you do it? Ecoleetage (talk) 21:10, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Archive all threads with Miszabot and let the bots fight it out from there.--otherlleft (talk) 21:19, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

• Merge with Cluebot - editor reverts like a bot, so therefore, should be a bot :D RockManQ ^(talk) 21:31, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Promote to bot. Why merge with a bot when we can simply create one? :P PeterSymonds (talk) 21:35, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

• Note to closing admin editor: This user is also the subject of an EfD --GraemeL ^(talk) 21:37, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

• (o_O TWO edit conflicts?!?!?!) *Speedy ban - user has too many classes to have all of the edits he claims to have. Therefore, more than one person is using the account, making it a role account...and considering that I doubt that it was "officially sanctioned on Wikipedia" in some "exceptional case"..... My logic is totally undeniable, I know. :D —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 21:38, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Speedy Delete He's not the only one! SchfiftyThree ^(talk!) 21:42, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Icy forecasts a field day at EfD in the nearish future... ♫ IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 21:48, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Strong Delete - I gave him a shot at admitting he's a bot and requesting approval to run, he denied. Delete before he gets too powerful. Also, he's a suspected sockpuppet of Cluebot. _David^WS _(contribs) 23:38, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

  o_O Very well played. I LOL'ed :D J.delanoy^gabs_adds 00:33, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

• Force to wear a scarlet button because a scarlet letter just wouldn't be good enough for this edi-bot:
  

--otherlleft (talk) 01:35, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

•  Bureaucrat note: I've applied the bot flag to the editor in question; don't want any unlabeled bots running around... EVula // talk // ☯ // 00:40, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
• Comment Since it is apparent that my secret is out, I have decided there is no longer any need to pretend. *sigh* Who am I to stand up to a 'crat? J.delanoy^gabs_adds 01:09, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

• Well, there's always [1]. Just saying... Thingg^⊕⊗ 01:44, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

• Delete And find the damn mastermind who designed this bot! L'Aquatique[talk] 01:28, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
• Speedy Delete I'm tired of J.Delanoy beating me to huggle revert something... this has happened on over a hundred different occasions... :\ - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 05:29, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
• Promote to actual bot. That could improve his work. -- Blanchardb -^{Me•MyEars•MyMouth}- timed 14:19, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
• Let John Connor finish the job - J.Delanoy is totally SkyNet in the making... - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 16:23, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Re-open Jamesontai's deletion. He voted twice! Dirty double-crossing vote-stacker... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 22:01, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Rob Preusse says: DELETE HIM! He's a Loser.

RockManQ

User claims to be a "Rock" and a "Q" at the same time. Also exists, and that is prime-face evidence of power hunger. RockManQ ^(talk) 03:58, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

• Speedy delete: Breaks basic rules of English spelling; username includes the letter "Q" without a "u" following. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:01, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
• Put RockMan in a cage match with The Rock: Heck, this user claims to be a "Rock" and a "Man" at the same time. But I think that Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. "The Rock", was established before you. So, let's see if you can take the title of "The Rock" from him. My vote hinges on who wins. :P —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 04:15, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
  • "Gulp" I hope I have good health insurance! RockManQ ^(talk) 03:08, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
    • On second thought, my reason should have been fails WP:COPYVIO--otherlleft (talk) 04:46, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
• Delete If we keep we'll have to let the editor know that he's actually a bot.--otherlleft (talk) 04:25, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
• Sock-Alarm!!! Socks! Sooocks!!! Socks everywhere!!! Wash those socks!!! SoWhy 22:11, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
  • O_O Whar? —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:37, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
    • "everywhere!!!" Icewedge (talk) 08:56, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
• Buy him a moose This way, we can have the team of RockManQ and Bullwinkle. Ecoleetage (talk) 06:56, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
• Use CS gas and fluch him out of userpage: Dangerous guy; likes chemical warfare. Better not go into his userspace to delete him as it'd be too risky. Recommending this method as alternative. Chamal ^talk 13:45, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

Heh, I prefer that mustard gas was used, but CS is good too. :D RockManQ ^(talk) 03:20, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Hmm... now how did I make that mistake of typing "fluch" instead of "flush"? I suspect that an incapacitating agent was used against me... :P Chamal ^talk 12:09, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Some "incapacitating agent," alright... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:51, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

• Merge (with extreme prejudice) to User:QManic as an obvious inverted sockpuppet attempt. Paxse (talk) 14:04, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
• Merge - per the extremely clever editor above. (back OFF Sinebot or the puppy gets it!)
• Merry Christmas See how the bells ring. Pretty bells! Sam ^Blab 21:29, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
• Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters.  Frank  |  talk  20:53, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

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The result was I'm bored. Rename to Jumpin' Joe the Argonaut or something. GlassCobra 10:23, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

Awww... but I didn't want this EfD to close yet... :( (Ha! JulianColton, you don't have a smiley for that do ya?! :D)- Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 05:31, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Jamesontai

Meh, after none of you guys took the hint... self-nomming for deletion. Shoryuken generally gets someone's attention... :D - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 07:28, 30 October 2008 (UTC) Who wants to co-nom? :D - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 07:30, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

• Delete - self-nom is prima facie evidence of attentionwhoring. [ roux ] [x] 07:33, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

• w00t! @ attentionwhoring! - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 07:45, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

• Strong Keep: Hah! Take that, trying to delete yourself ;) Chamal ^talk 11:36, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
• Roll into a snowball and throw at approaching cars....THAT'll teach you not to try to delete yourself. —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 13:46, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
• Alternatively...Kill the animator which will make James disappear...easier than deleting. :D :D :D :D Either way, I don't care. :) —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 13:46, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
• Put in a space capsule and transwiki to Wookieepedia. Bon voyage, and may the force be with you. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 18:46, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
• Spongebob Squarepants Is there any porn in this store? Sam ^Blab 20:25, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
• Give him a gun to shoot himself It's faster than self-nominating for deletion. And the result is not subject to consensus ;-) SoWhy 21:41, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
• Rename to Jamesoncrack. Too good. Something must be fueling him... bibliomaniac15 02:32, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

• Great... get me even more hyper... lmao - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 01:40, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

• Dismember and feed to rabid chipmunks unless he reveals whether it's parsed as James On Tai; Jameson Tai; Ja, Me's On Tai; or whatever the hell. Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 03:37, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Isn't that a very violent form of torture? :P —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 03:41, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

• Meh... It's Jameson as in "Son of James", last name's Tai... :D I thought my signature made that clear already... :D - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 14:13, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

• Rename Jamestown Or Jonestown. Or Jehovah's Witnesses. Or Jane Russell. Or John Krasinski. Or James Monroe. Or Jumpin' Jack Flash. Or John Wayne. Or John Paul I. Or John Paul II. Or Jason and the Argonauts. Or Joe the Plumber. Or Jaguarundi. Or...well, I am sure we can think of something. Ecoleetage (talk) 00:38, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

• LMAO! This is just hilarious... I wonder how many Democrats I'd piss off if I renamed myself to Joe-the-Plumber... although a better thing to do on their end would be to just cancel my membership to their party... :D - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 14:13, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

• Delete — Doesn't edit tropical cyclone articles. –Juliancolton ^{Tropical Cyclone} 17:48, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Yeah I do... -_-; I edited Tropical Storm Fay article in August on WikiNews, don't know where that article went though... -_- - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 18:33, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

• Comment - Strange no one has pulled the huge math formulas on me yet... :D put a BVP on the potential equation on how FAIL I am... :D - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 06:28, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Changed to strong delete per abuse of the emoticon ":D". User:Juliancolton/Faces is clearly better. –Juliancolton ^{Tropical Cyclone} 14:43, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

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The result was something. Any of you guys seen the movie Child Bride... bibliomaniac15 04:00, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Odd, since a) Am perfectly of the legal age to marry, b) That would list you as a perpetrator of a federal crime, trying to propose to me like that. Need a lawyer? —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:11, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Who said I was talking about you? bibliomaniac15 04:36, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Then it should be "Child Groom". Unless... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:39, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Let's not go there, or there, or there.

*cuddles up to Biblio* But why, dearie? Can't you let Pianista insult you a little bit? *_* —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:48, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

If I may quote Hobbes the Tiger: "I was beguiled by her feminine charms. Yow." bibliomaniac15 04:52, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Let's play Calvinball. I am Calvin...you are the ball. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 04:56, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Wait - I'm confused. Pianista, are you the transvestite now? —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 04:58, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

"No sport is less organized than Calvinball!" —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 05:00, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Please don't pull The Crying Game on me. It will scar me for life. bibliomaniac15 05:03, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Um WP:BEANS? —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 05:05, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 05:05, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

La Pianista

This user deserves to be deleted after a completely bad-faith nom of moi. Just because I teased her for this edit does not mean that she has to get mad and nominate me for deletion.... Maybe she is trying to blackmail me into a spot on my Cabinet? :D :D :D :D —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 16:48, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Addendum: Editor is also a bear. —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 19:25, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

• Speedy keep - nomination is a textbook case of IDONTLIKEHER. –Juliancolton ^{Tropical Cyclone} 16:57, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Couldn't my nom below be speedy kept for (almost) the same reason? :) (I'd be IDONTLIKEHIM.) —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 17:01, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
    • No, because I don't don't like you... I don't like your mom. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:01, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
      • Was that necessary...? We are really going to start with these 'your mom' jokes again? :D :D :D :D 14:41, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

• Lock in a Room with Beach boys Records Help me, Rhonda! Sam ^Blab 18:43, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Goodness gracious, no. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 20:57, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
• Lock in a Room with Hannah Montana Get the best of Both Worlds! iMatthew (talk) 21:06, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Dear goodness gracious, no-way-in-heck no. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:09, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
  • BTW, where is Bibliomaniac? Isn't he supposed to be all over Hanny Montanny...? :D :D :D —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:16, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
    • Marry me, Pianista, marry me. bibliomaniac15 05:25, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
      • AWWW what a romantic proposal! :D How cuuuute! Can I get an invitation to the wedding? When is it? Where is it? :P —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 14:43, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
        • Hey, Pianista, y'got a 'crat to propose to you. How can you say no? IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 21:17, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
          • Simple. He's a crat. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 01:47, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
            • You know, playing hard to get piques my interest even more. ;) bibliomaniac15 02:33, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
              • "Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract." —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:16, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
                • I am smitten. As they say, love makes a fool of the wise. bibliomaniac15 04:06, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
• (←) I am creeped. As they say, Biblio should have been deleted quite some time ago... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 16:34, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
  • -is creeped as well- Biblio x Pianista? -hides behind graphing calculator- IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 18:58, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
• Delete and enforce permanent ban from looking at LOLcats: Likez they picz 2 much. Iz gonna kill her dead 4 that. BTW, I'm not sure who Hannah Montana is, but I'd say she deserves that too. Chamal ^talk 13:39, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
• Redirect to La Piñata Gazimoff 15:06, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
• Merge with Scott Joplin -- now that was a great pianista! Ecoleetage (talk) 01:02, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
• Strong Keep-Even teasing is stupid irresponsible and doesn't contribute to the Encyclopedia. Chubbennaitor 09:07, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
• Lock a in room with the Jonas Brothers Hey, you asked for it! LittleMountain5 13:55, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
• Delete per $la(pianista)={\begin{cases}\phi _{n}(\kappa )={\frac {1}{4\pi ^{2}\kappa ^{2}}}\int _{0}^{\infty }{\frac {\sin(\kappa R)}{\kappa R}}{\frac {\partial }{\partial R}}\left[R^{2}{\frac {\partial D_{n}(R)}{\partial R}}\right]\ &editcount>\pi \\{}_{p}F_{q}(a_{1},...,a_{p};c_{1},...,c_{q};z)=\sum _{n=0}^{\infty }{\frac {(a_{1})_{n}\cdot \cdot \cdot (a_{p})_{n}}{(c_{1})_{n}\cdot \cdot \cdot (c_{q})_{n}}}{\frac {z^{n}}{n!}}&editcount<\pi \\\sum _{m=1}^{\infty }\sum _{n=1}^{\infty }{\frac {m^{2}\,n}{3^{m}\left(m\,3^{n}+n\,3^{m}\right)}}&editcount=\pi \end{cases}}$ --Icewedge (talk) 05:12, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

• Hey, I barely understand functions! -kills self- I

ceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 23:14, 29 October 2008 (UTC) What does that formula even mean?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?--68.192.47.94 (talk) 00:19, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

• Usurp Jerry Lee Lewis, shake nerves and rattle brain. Goodness gracious... Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 05:19, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
• Really really strong support! Why should Lapinista be deleted she's one of my best friends!!! She hasn't done anything wrong! :D--Spittlespat 20:05, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
• Should not be deleted!!!She has made several edits and should be kept.--What!?Why?Who? (talk) 14:48, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
  • She could be deleted for the very same reason, you know, chéri. IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 22:45, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
    • :) agreed! DELETE HER ALREADY! :P —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 23:03, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
      • I didn't say that I wanted to delete her. I was merely stating a point which, frankly, wrecks WhatWhyWho's point. At the same time, I could wreck a bunch of other people's points, but I'm too busy staring at people on MSNBC/CNN ramble on about McCain, Obama (repeat that 368 times, then say "Nader"). Agreeing with my statement and wanting to delete La Pianista is not the same thing. -rubs hands together- IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 23:28, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
        • What are you people saying? I don't understand. All the more reason for deleting her. Chamal ^talk 14:24, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
          • Do not support deletion You teased La Pianista and then La Pianista nominated you for deletion. I find this awkward. Just tell her your opinion. You don`t need to nominate her for deletion. ♣PrincessClown♥ 23:40, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
            • Whoa, its all a joke...you can't delete editors! —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 23:42, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
              • (Princesse, chérie, we aren't honestly going to go do a Damnatio memoriae and nuke Pianista's userpage and talk page...) IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 23:57, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
                • Lies, all lies, I tell you! Hey, I'd do anything for a support vote now... —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 00:18, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
                  • Hey, "Lock in a Room with Beach boys Records" is a support - he's not trying to delete you, so it's a support. :P —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 02:41, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
                    • Meh. That's like saying "You haven't killed me yet, which means you want me to live." —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 02:46, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
                      • Um isn't trying to delete La Pianista because of a small thing a bit......i dunno, weird? ♣PrincessClown♥ 23:14, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
  • (<-) Weird? Not at all! ♫♪ IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 23:41, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
    • No! It is evil. All the more reason to delete him and keep me. DELETE THE CAD ALREADY! —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 18:50, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Obvious Delete for not winning the presidential race. Geez, how do you lose to an old geezer and some big-eared wishy-washy? GlassCobra 10:21, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

the ed17

User is attempting to run for president. Obviously power-hungry. :) —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:37, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

Addendum: Editor is also a jerk. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 22:20, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

LOL hey now.... :D :D :D :D —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 01:36, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

• Strong delete and nuke: Seems to have a strong dislike for bird farms, very biased towards battleships. Makes conflicting statements (eg: 1 and 2, on userpage). I also have strong reason to believe that the user is a shameless liar (userpage says only 1 DYK contribution, but I have definitely seen more from him at Template talk:Did you know). Chamal ^talk 04:33, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
  • First: I am currently working on seven different battlecruiser articles. Not battleships. Battlecruisers. There is a marked difference between the two. Get it RIGHT! :D :D :D :D
  • Second: Well...ahhh....ummmm...welll....pretend that there is a witty, awesome and cool remark here.
  • Third: I actually have two. =/ And I have 3 currently nominated... ;)
  • Fourth: Your vote should not count because you are STALKING ME, O.O thus violating one of the alphabet-soup WP:''letters here'' policies. But no, its not WP:LANDSHARK. I'm still in one piece!—Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 05:16, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
• Sentence to life in prison for killing "the ed1", "the ed2", "the ed3", "the ed4", "the ed5", "the ed6", "the ed7", "the ed8", "the ed9", "the ed10", "the ed11, "the ed12", "the ed13", "the ed14", "the ed15" and "the ed16". SoWhy 10:57, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Actually, on a really weird note, my friends tried to ruin the Shannara page at one point in time because they saw me working on it in school one day....so "Ed16", "the ed117" and "Theed18" all existed...and yes, they were all slain, though not by me. =)(See this) —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 21:29, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
    • But I'm not dead. the ed 1 ^(T•C•S) 21:35, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
      • Neither am I. the ed 16 ^(T•C•S) 21:35, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
        • Or I. I might think of annihilating the guy directly behind me, though. the ed 18 ^(T•C•S) 21:35, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
          • Omg, zombies!!!! Grab the LPs to fight them!!! SoWhy 19:06, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
• Cook in a pot with plenty of carrots and eat because 'ed' sounds like 'red' and red is the colour of tomato ketchup, which goes well with carrots. DendodgeTalk^Contribs 11:05, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
• Wipe up the Blood Easy people. Easy-E. Sam ^Blab 12:18, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
• Delete: it's only natural for the adoptee to rise up and turn against the adopter! Ollie Fury _Contribs 17:00, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
• Shake down for money Hey, he's from Connecticut -- that's where rich people live, right? C'mon, Ed, open the wallet... :) Ecoleetage (talk) 01:04, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
• (delete) Yes, donate to Me. Donate all of that cash you got from campaign fundraising! IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 22:42, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Delete per inactivity. Hasn't even bothered to come here and defend himself. Bastard. GlassCobra 10:19, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

Example

I have listed this user for deletion because:

1. He/She/It exists, as proven by his/her/its edits.
2. He/She/It does not exist, as proven by the discussion(s) on his/her/its talk page.
3. Due to the aforementioned contradictions, this user apparently serves no purpose but to confuse and distract our editors from doing something actually useful. Hence, this existing nonexistent user must be deleted to maintain consensus. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 22:31, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

• Strong delete - sets a bad example... –xeno (talk) 22:36, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
• Stone use as an example for what happens when you question Supreme authority. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 22:46, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
• Your Mom Are we treading water? No, it's me! OMFG TIME TO GET TO TEH HOSPITALEZ! Sam ^Blab 00:35, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
• Keep He/she/it clearly might exist, nothing else matters. –Juliancolton ^{Tropical Cyclone} 01:31, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
• Support User never edits, and therefore will never abuse the tools. A perfect candidate. SunDragon34 (talk) 06:28, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
• Blah (head pops off) SunDragon34 (talk) 06:28, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
• Keep Sets an good example to us all - no edit wars, no blocks, no conflicts. A perfect user! SoWhy 06:36, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
• Delete Sets a terrible example to us all - no edit wars, no blocks, no conflicts. A perfect user, and we cannot have that! Ecoleetage (talk) 17:22, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
• Wall away alive per The Cask of Amontillado as an 'example' to all vandals. —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 19:48, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

• Don't know what he/she/it is, but he/she/it is most certainly not a vandal...yet. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:58, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

• Delete: Ugly userpage is used only for providing ugly examples. A clear violation of some policy at WP:USERPAGE, but I can't remember which. Chamal ^talk 04:39, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
• Speedy speedy delete - Come on guys, he both exists and does not exist! Quick! Get rid of him before he divides by zero and comes up with a result, creating a black hole that will destroy the universe! DO IT NOW, MAN!!!! 17:46, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
• Rename to Schrödinger's user. Gazimoff 15:10, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
• Delete Low mainspace count. PeterSymonds (talk) 17:02, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

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The result was Speedy Rename to something less pirate-y. Mauve is pretty good. GlassCobra 10:17, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

Erik the Red 2

• Speaks Portugese with a Scandinavian username. Sam ^Blab 21:32, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

• Norwegian is often called "Danish with a Swedish accent." :-P —Animum (talk) 15:27, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

• Toss into the Pacific Ocean, so he doesn't bother me in the Atlantic or iMatthew in the Nile River. –Juliancolton ^{Tropical Cyclone} 22:11, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
• Speedy merge and redirect deletion review to RfC with a side of seasoned fries. Because those Viking horns are POINTY, yo.Gladys J Cortez 23:05, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
• Trust me, kids, Red is soooooooooooooo last year. We need a new colour scheme here -- how about...Erik the Mauve? I'm hearing from Milan that Mauve is the new Black. Yes, Rename Erik the Mauve. Love it, pure kismet (Eco, you are so brill that it is frightening). Ecoleetage (talk) 02:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Speedy raid your home town for that. Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 03:01, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
• Rename to Rainbow Erik. "Erik the Red" shows a clear POV preference for a color that cannot be tolerated. User has to like all colors equally!! SoWhy 13:00, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
• Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters.  Frank  |  talk  19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
• Speedy keep - is red, therefore Irish. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 01:05, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
• Speedy delete, salt, then merge with User:Erik the Green and nominate for adminship: All because my imaginary cat told me to say that. DendodgeTalk^Contribs 09:26, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

• Sorry, merge and delete violates the GFDL. GlassCobra 09:29, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

• Then why not delete and merge? DendodgeTalk^Contribs 11:06, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

• Merge with Lily the Pink and Pukao to achieve a more global perspective and a slightly wider colour palette. ϢereSpielChequers 10:57, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

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Juliancolton

Per this comment from IRC from the nominated user. JulianC93 wonders why he isn't at EFD yet. iMatthew (talk) 20:17, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

• Redirect to Julian Clary :) Gazimoff 20:39, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
• Toss into Atlantic Ocean Erik the Red 2 ~~~~ 20:41, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

• To close to my home. Toss him into the Nile River. iMatthew (talk) 20:51, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

• Topic Ban Ban from page Julian Lennon. Like father does not mean like son. Sam ^Blab 21:27, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
• Merge with Julian Cope. Or possibly Orange Julius, orange sherbet, Agent Orange, Agent 99, or 99 Luftballoons. (Note to self: we need an article for orange sherbet.)Gladys J Cortez 23:02, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

• Incidentally, we do have a rainbow sherbert article, though it's in pretty rough shape. GlassCobra 23:06, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

• Remove from Nile River Look, we have enough pollution in Africa's rivers without this character mucking things up. Throw him in the Hudson River. Ecoleetage (talk) 02:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
• Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters.  Frank  |  talk  19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
  • How do you know I exist? I might be a sock. –Juliancolton ^{Tropical Cyclone} 19:44, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

  OK, speedy delete — editor's socks clearly exist; nothing else matters.  Frank  |  talk  20:08, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

  Much better. :-) –Juliancolton ^{Tropical Cyclone} 20:55, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

• Delete at sea. Let's hope he doesn't make landfall. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 03:43, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

• Comment what happens if he gathers strength and becomes a full-blown typhoon...? It'd make it harder to delete @ sea... —Ed 17 for President _{Vote for Ed} 01:07, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

• ZAP EMZ WIT DA SATELITEZ!! —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:34, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Just throw him out of the Planetary boundary layer...oh, but then elevated convection comes into play. Curses! IceUnshattered ^{[ t ]} 22:44, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

• Keep I lost the coin toss... boooooo... :D - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 17:43, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
• Speedy zap per Pianista. Why would I vote for a thing like that? User assumed that I vandalized...an extremely big violation of WP:ABF. —Ed 17 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 06:04, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

• Throw into D.C. - Where the scum goes.--Res2216firestar 21:00, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
• Delete, Salt, Pepper, and serve with Onion rings - Has killed over 5000 people with his reckless category five force winds. Misuse of the admin tool to spawn tornadoes and floods. French fries might be nice too. _David^WS _(contribs) 23:45, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

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The result was I did it for the lulz. GlassCobra 10:15, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

Matthewedwards

Matthew or Edward? Pick on or must be deleted. Also, who does he think he is taking over for The Rambling Man? Time to "Ramble" on about getting him deleted! iMatthew (talk) 19:59, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

• Report to UAA as a clear imitator of User:Matthew Edwards. –Juliancolton ^{Tropical Cyclone} 20:03, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
• Delete Userpage is too full, and too yellow. SoWhy 20:25, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
• Merge to User: MattwardsGazimoff 20:34, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
• Rename To Edthew. Sam ^Blab 21:34, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
• Replace with Matthew Broderick. Hey, so I liked the movie musical of "The Producers" -- anyone have a problem with that? Ecoleetage (talk) 02:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
• Speedy delete — editor clearly exists; nothing else matters.  Frank  |  talk  19:38, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
• Steamroll. Then, he'll be a welcome matt. —La Pianista ^(T•C•S) 21:31, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
• Delete for all of the comments he makes in ##epiclulz ^connect :D Replace with Matthew Perry, maybe some more sarcastic yet humorous comments is what we need.  :) - Jameson L. Tai ^{talk ♦ guestbook ♦ contribs} 17:40, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

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