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Revision as of 16:24, 8 April 2009

The current logo for Zero Punctuation, featuring Yahtzee's cartoon avatar.

Zero Punctuation is a video game review series created by comedy writer/gamer Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw and produced by online magazine The Escapist. Each week's review is previewed on The Escapist Show and G4's X-play the Tuesday before it is released on Wednesday in the Zero Punctuation section of the website.

Background

The series began after Croshaw created two video reviews, one for The Darkness demonstration version for the PS3 and the other for Fable: The Lost Chapters for the PC and uploaded them on YouTube to wide acclaim. Richard “Lowtax” Kyanka, owner of comedy website Something Awful, offered Croshaw the opportunity to produce Zero Punctuation for his website, which Croshaw turned down because the amount of money offered was insufficient. After this, The Escapist contacted Croshaw, and offered him a contract.[1]

The reviews became popular, leading to a four hundred percent increase in The Escapist's traffic. The Escapist video producer Russ Pitts has compared Zero Punctuation to Penny Arcade in terms of influence and popularity.[2]

Format

In these videos, Croshaw usually reviews a recent game or games, using his rapid-fire speech delivery (which gave the name for the column, although he states the fast talking was “by accident”[1]). This is accompanied by a minimalistic cartoon mirroring what is being said, usually to a distinctive bright yellow background. The videos are typically around four minutes in length, and formerly featured two commercial songs at the start and at the end, which were usually related to the game context (although sometimes only tangentially, like Dave Matthew's Band's "Crash Into Me" for the Burnout review). These have since been replaced by a single, standard opening sequence consisting of clips from past reviews and guitar music. The end credits often feature humorous notes about how Croshaw's reviews may anger the viewer such as 'Systematically alienating every type of fanboy' in GTA IV, and also contain some of the characters from the review engaging in slapstick.

A recurring character in the videos is a small imp-like creature (who also appears in one of the Zero Punctuation logos), usually playing various supporting roles as either the antagonist or the sidekick, often taking the place of enemies in the game. The imp is in fact a stylized version of a “darkling” from the first game Yahtzee reviewed, called “The Darkness”, in which Yahtzee referred to it as an “Evil Imp”. It has been referred to as an imp in the closing credits of the review of Super Mario Galaxy.

Critical style

Croshaw, more often than not, provides highly critical reviews of games, usually focusing on a game's faults. His reviews are frequently hostile to high-profile releases - such as Halo 3, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Mirror's Edge and Metal Gear Solid 4 - and he occasionally states that he expects provoked e-mails from the series' devoted fans, at one point devoting an entire episode to responding to hate mail stemming from a Super Smash Bros. Brawl review. He also tends to shun certain genres of games or overused and recurring "gimmicks" in gaming, such as JRPGs, fighting games, MMORPGs, Nintendo continually remaking its old franchises of Mario/Metroid/Zelda, and his "old arch-nemesis" Quick Time Events (which he at one point devoted a short live-action part of the review to directly addressing developers on the flaws of their use).

The reviews are not universally negative though, as he praised games such as Left 4 Dead, Earthbound, the Thief series ("The Thief series are the only games that have done stealth well",[3] he also praised Thief II: The Metal Age for its immersion[4]), Saints Row 2, Fallout 3, God of War: Chains of Olympus, Painkiller, No More Heroes, Assassin's Creed, House of the Dead: Overkill, Call of Duty 4, Psychonauts, Deus Ex, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (devoting an entire video to the series), and The Orange Box (at one point he said he "couldn't think of any criticism" for Portal saying, "This is the most fun you'll have with your PC until they invent a force feedback codpiece", as well as using the game several times as an example of a "perfect" game.) [5] Even in negative reviews such as the one for Haze or Alone in the Dark, he noted a few positive aspects, stating the latter had "the potential for true greatness". In fact, Croshaw started his review of BioShock by acknowledging that "despite all the horrible things I'm about to say, it's still probably one of the best games of the year", but spent the rest of the review harshly criticizing it - he explained this by saying "no one likes it when I'm being nice to a game" (referring to his positive review of Psychonauts),[6] while noting that "I know it's not very funny to love a game" for Portal. Croshaw has expressed hope in upcoming games, provided developers "get it right".

As a hint towards what he thinks as the ultimate game, Croshaw at one point stated that "The console wars are all ultimately futile, as the best game ever, Fantasy World Dizzy for the Commodore 64, has already been made." Croshaw also did a special feature on the Dizzy series in Australian Hyper Magazine February 2006. Croshaw himself stated at an ACMI Game On panel on July 10, 2008 that he was half-serious but noted that nostalgia may have been a factor. However, he noted in his "Xbox Live Double Bill" video that "nostalgia is like stuffing your cheeks full of cocaine infused marbles, in that it makes you say stupid things. Of course Fantasy World Dizzy isn't the best game ever! Don't be so bloody idiotic! It had like five colours and main character was a blob on some kind of permanent caffeine buzz!" In the review for the Silent Hill Homecoming he officially lists Portal, Silent Hill 2, and Prince of Persia: Sands of Time as his all-time favorite games; he also often compares games to Branston Pickle, citing the product's uniqueness. During many occasions, Croshaw has asserted that he considers video game design as an art form, and often points out that he focuses on the gameplay and the storyline itself instead of the visual assets - a notable exception being Crysis, where he momentarily praised the graphics, noting that the game looked good enough to disregard the "uninituitive and confusing" level design, though he did later mention that it required an incredibly powerful computer to actually run the game, noting "Crysis is apparently designed for some kind of hypothetical future computer from space".

Croshaw cites the work of British television critic and PC Zone journalist Charlie Brooker as the "main inspiration" for his own reviewing style, as well as the writing tone of Douglas Adams.[7]

Special episodes

There have been a few exceptions to the review centering around a video game:

  • One episode featured a rundown on the seventh generation of gaming consoles.
  • One episode was a selection of short toons created for the GDC. This episode was also the only episode to have profane audio censored, although not removed from the on-screen texts.
  • One episode featured a "showdown" of various emails Croshaw received after the less-than-flattering review of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
  • One episode was a review of gaming webcomics, taking several stabs at unnamed web comics, although many believe it was aimed at Ctrl+Alt+Del (a webcomic he claims to have a personal hatred of, having previously called it "the Rubbish King, sitting proudly on a throne of rotting meat"[1] and stating outright "I fucking hate Ctrl+Alt+Del"[8], later noting that "I look at CAD and I see a lot of misdirected potential"[9]).
  • One episode consisted of reviews of trailers of games shown at E3 2008, commenting that almost every upcoming game was a sequel.
  • The second to last episode of 2008 was a clipshow of the most notable reviews intended to be used for a quiz that was hosted on The Escapist.
  • The first episode of 2009 was a mock awards show in which Yahtzee presents various humorous awards to games of 2008 and their characters. Examples include: "Most Disappointing"; "Most Unsurprisingly Poor Quality" and "Stupidest Main Character"

Some episodes featured hidden shorts at the end:

  • The episode about The Witcher had a short profanity-laden conversation made with Painkiller
  • The episode about Sim City Societies had a short created with Garry's Mod using maps and character models from Team Fortress 2.
  • The Lego Indy episode featured a "review" of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, where a seemingly bored Yahtzee proceeds to mutely make face and hand gestures, to show his disgust for the latest Indiana Jones movie. At the conclusion of the following week's review, Alone in the Dark, Yahtzee provides satirical captions (jesting toward homosexuality).
  • The episode about Silent Hill Homecoming had a short sketch, using clips from Silent Hill and Silent Hill 3. It resembles the short after The Witcher as it was done in the same way where clips from games are taken and the dialogues are voiced-overed.
  • The episode about Guitar Hero: World Tour featured a short with the theme music of Deus Ex, with added lyrics performed by Croshaw. The song acts like a short review, commenting on the game, its sequel, Deus Ex: Invisible War, and developer, Ion Storm.
  • The episode about Sonic Unleashed ended with a teaser for a video series, Game Damage, which Yahtzee is undertaking with his companions Yug and Matt.
  • The LittleBigPlanet episode featured live action footage of Yahtzee wearing boxer shorts, attached to which were two googly eyes. During the review, at a point where he was lost for what to say, he cut to a short scene of him wearing the shorts, while dancing to Soul Bossa Nova. The ending of the episode featured the shorts again, although they were used in a mock horror film clip, zooming into negative images of the googly eyes in parody of many Japanese horror movies.
  • For the April 1st review, the video initially starts with Graham Stark of LoadingReadyRun and Unskippable fame (the latter also on The Escapist) reviewing X-Blades, but after a minute or so, Yahtzee intervenes, and reviews Halo Wars (Yahtzee mentioned on his website he would be doing a crossover with Unskippable[10]. The video ends with a brief segment where the cartoon imp appears to deliver its own (albeit short) review of Pedigree Chum in a series of grunts and squeaks. Someone then holds a pistol to the imp's head and a gunshot is heard as the screen turns black.

List of episodes

Date Reviewed subject Platforms Genre
2009-04-08 Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars Nintendo DS Sandbox
2009-04-01 X-Blades/Halo Wars PS3/Xbox 360 Action/Adventure/Real-Time Strategy
2009-03-25 Resident Evil 5 PS3/Xbox 360 Survival Horror
2009-03-18 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand PS3/Xbox 360 Third-Person Shooter
2009-03-11 The House of the Dead: Overkill Wii Rail Shooter, Horror
2009-03-05 Spider-Man: Web of Shadows PS3/Xbox 360/PC/Wii/DS/PS2/PSP Sandbox, Action
2009-02-25 FEAR 2 PS3/Xbox 360/PC First-person shooter, Horror
2009-02-18 Skate 2 PS3/Xbox 360 Skateboarding sports game
2009-02-11 Thief: The Dark Project PC First-person stealth
2009-02-04 LittleBigPlanet PS3 Platform/creativity
2009-01-28 Gears of War 2 Xbox 360 Action-Adventure
2009-01-21 Farcry 2 PS3/Xbox 360/PC Action-Adventure
2009-01-14 Tomb Raider: Underworld PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS2 Action-Adventure
2009-01-07 Awards for 2008 N/A N/A
2008-12-31 Prince of Persia Xbox 360/PS3/PC Action-Adventure
2008-12-24 The Year in Review - 2008 (clip show) N/A N/A
2008-12-17 Sonic Unleashed (Xbox 360/PS3 version) Wii/Xbox 360/PS3/PS2 Platform
2008-12-10 Left 4 Dead PC/Xbox 360 Survival horror (First Person)
2008-12-03 Mirror's Edge PC/PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 Action-adventure (First Person)
2008-11-26 Guitar Hero: World Tour PlayStation 2/PlayStation 3/Wii/Xbox 360 Music
2008-11-19 Fallout 3 PC/PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 Action-adventure/Sandbox/FPS
2008-11-12 Fable II Xbox 360 Action RPG
2008-11-05 Dead Space PC/PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 Survival horror
2008-10-29 Saints Row 2 PC/PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 Sandbox
2008-10-22 Silent Hill Homecoming PC/PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 Survival horror/Psychological horror
2008-10-15 S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky PC First-person shooter/Role-playing/Survival horror
2008-10-08 Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (Wii version) Wii/PlayStation 2/PlayStation 3/PSP/Xbox 360/DS/iPod Touch/iPhone/N-Gage Action/Fighting
2008-10-01 Mercenaries 2: World in Flames PC/PlayStation 2/PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 Action-adventure/Sandbox
2008-09-24 XBLA Double Bill (Bionic Commando Rearmed and Castle Crashers) PSN/Xbox Live Arcade/PC (Bionic Commando Rearmed), Xbox Live Arcade (Castle Crashers) Platform game (Bionic Commando Rearmed), RPG/Action (Castle Crashers)
2008-09-17 Spore PC/Mac God game/Life simulation/Real-time strategy
2008-09-10 Too Human Xbox 360 Action RPG/Action-adventure
2008-09-03 Eve Online PC MMORPG
2008-08-27 Braid Xbox Live Arcade Platformer/Puzzle
2008-08-20 Soulcalibur IV PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 Fighting
2008-08-13 Prince of Persia Trilogy PC/Playstation 2/Gamecube/Xbox Action-adventure, Platformer
2008-08-06 Ninja Gaiden II Xbox 360 Action-adventure, Hack and Slash
2008-07-30 E3 2008 PlayStation 3/PC/Xbox 360/Wii Trailer Reviews
2008-07-23 Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures PC/Xbox 360 MMORPG
2008-07-16 Alone in the Dark (Xbox 360 version) PlayStation 3/PlayStation 2/PC/Xbox 360/Wii Survival Horror/Action Adventure
2008-07-09 Lego Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures PC/PlayStation 3/PSP/PlayStation 2/Xbox 360/Wii/NDS Action, Adventure
The Webcomics episode marks the end of the use of Yahtzee's "personally made with music relating to the game" openings.
Date Reviewed subject Platform Genre Intro Song Closing Song
2008-07-02 Webcomics N/A N/A "Centerfold" - The J. Geils Band "Pictures of Matchstick Men" - Status Quo
2008-06-25 Metal Gear Solid 4 PlayStation 3 Stealth game "Confused" - Lenny Kravitz "Old Before I Die" - Robbie Williams
2008-06-18 Haze PlayStation 3 First-Person Shooter "Because I Got High" - Afroman "Idiot Drugs" - White Rose Movement
2007-08-11 Video game console rundown PlayStation 3/Xbox 360/Wii N/A "War" - Edwin Starr "In the Navy" - Village People
2008-06-04 Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion PlayStation 3/PC/Xbox 360 Role-Playing Game "The Village Green Preservation Society" - The Kinks "It's Raining Again" - Supertramp
2008-05-28 The World Ends with You Nintendo DS Japanese Role-Playing Game "Dedicated Follower of Fashion" - The Kinks "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" - R.E.M.
2008-05-21 Painkiller PC First-Person Shooter "Stairway to Heaven" - Led Zeppelin "Detachable Penis" - King Missile
2008-05-14 Grand Theft Auto IV PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 Sandbox "Bože pravde" - Serbian national anthem "18 and Life" - Skid Row
2008-05-07 Mailbag Showdown (focusing on Super Smash Bros. Brawl) N/A N/A "Please Mr. Postman" - The Marvelettes "Letter from America" - The Proclaimers
2008-04-30 God of War: Chains of Olympus PSP Combat Action Game "Kill Everybody" - Stone Sour "Angry" - Matchbox Twenty
2008-04-23 Super Smash Bros. Brawl Wii Fighting Game "Eye of the Tiger" - Survivor "Minority" - Green Day
2008-04-16 Condemned 2: Bloodshot PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 First-Person Horror "Ghost Town" - The Specials "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick" - Ian Dury and the Blockheads
2008-04-09 No More Heroes Wii Action-Adventure "No More Heroes" - The Stranglers Song ends halfway through opening, Yahtzee comments, "No, no, that's a bit too obvious." "Assassin" - Muse
2008-04-02 Army of Two PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 Third-Person Shooter "Two Little Boys" - Rolf Harris "You're My Best Friend" - Queen
2008-03-26 Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure Wii Adventure "Captain Pugwash Theme" - Tom Edmundson "Beast of Burden" - The Rolling Stones
2008-03-19 Turok PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 First Person Shooter "Theme From Jurassic Park" - John Williams "Through These Eyes" - Social Distortion
2008-03-12 Burnout Paradise PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 Sandbox Racing "Crash into Me" - Dave Matthews Band "Live Fast, Die Young" - The Devotchkas
2008-03-05 Devil May Cry 4 PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 Action "Sympathy For The Devil" - The Rolling Stones "Weapon of Choice" - Fatboy Slim
2008-02-27 Uncharted: Drake's Fortune PlayStation 3 Action-Adventure "Gold" - Spandau Ballet "Ebony and Ivory" - Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney
2008-02-21 Yahtzee goes to GDC N/A N/A "The Entertainer" - Scott Joplin "The Entertainer" - Scott Joplin
2008-02-13 SimCity Societies PC God Game "Living for the City" - Stevie Wonder "Highway to Hell" - AC/DC
2008-02-06 Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare PlayStation 3/PC/Xbox 360 First Person Shooter "Seven Nation Army" - The White Stripes "Killing in the Name" - Rage Against the Machine
2008-01-30 Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles Wii Rail Shooter "Shoot Shoot" - Dio "Runaway Train" - Soul Asylum
2008-01-23 The Witcher PC Single Player RPG "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" - The Offspring "Beast and the Harlot" - Avenged Sevenfold
2008-01-16 Crysis PC First Person Shooter "Island in the Sun" - Weezer "Dance Commander" - Electric Six
2008-01-09 Silent Hill: Origins PSP Survival Horror "It's Oh So Quiet" - Björk "Just" - Radiohead
2008-01-02 Super Mario Galaxy Wii Platformer "Fly Me to the Moon" - Frank Sinatra "Walkin' on the Sun" - Smash Mouth
2007-12-19 Mass Effect PC/Xbox 360 Action RPG "A Little Less Conversation" - Elvis Presley "Spaceman" - Babylon Zoo
2007-12-12 Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock PlayStation 3/PlayStation 2/PC/Xbox 360/Wii Musical simulation "I Wanna Be Sedated" - Ramones "Cliffs of Dover" - Eric Johnson
2007-12-05 Assassin's Creed PlayStation 3/PC/Xbox 360 Stealth Action "I Fought The Law" - The Clash "Yakety Sax" - Boots Randolph
2007-11-28 F.E.A.R. Perseus Mandate PC First Person Shooter/Horror "Ghostbusters" - Ray Parker, Jr. "Yo Mamma" - Butterfingers
2007-11-14 Clive Barker's Jericho PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 First Person Shooter "Monster Mash" - Bobby Pickett "Blood" - My Chemical Romance
2007-11-07 The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass Nintendo DS Action-Adventure "(I'd Like to Get You on a) Slow Boat to China" - Benny Goodman "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" - Aerosmith
2007-10-31 Medal of Honor: Airborne PlayStation 3/PC/Xbox 360 First Person Shooter "Civil War" - Guns N' Roses "America, Fuck Yeah" - D.V.D.A
2007-10-24 Super Paper Mario Wii Japanese RPG "Il Canto degli Italiani" - Italian national anthem "Paper Roses" - Anita Bryant
2007-10-17 The Orange Box PlayStation 3/PC/Xbox 360 First Person Shooter "Itchycoo Park" - Small Faces "Tribute" - Tenacious D
2007-10-10 Tabula Rasa PC MMORPG "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" - R.E.M. "Fantasy" - The Levellers
2007-10-03 Halo 3 Xbox 360 First Person Shooter "Hello Goodbye" - The Beatles "I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper" - Sarah Brightman
2007-09-26 Peggle PC/Xbox Live Arcade/iPod/Java ME/BREW Puzzle "Stay (Just a Little bit Longer)" - The Four Seasons "Free Bird" - Lynyrd Skynyrd
2007-09-19 Manhunt PlayStation 2/Xbox/PC Third Person Shooter "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows" - Lesley Gore "Filmstar" - Suede
2007-09-12 Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Anniversary PlayStation 2/PSP/Xbox 360/Wii/PC Puzzle/Adventure "Going Underground" - The Jam "Fat Bottomed Girls" - Queen
2007-09-05 BioShock PlayStation 3 (upcoming)/Xbox 360/PC First Person Shooter "Octopus's Garden" - The Beatles "I Can't Decide" - Scissor Sisters
2007-08-29 Video game console rundown PlayStation 3/Xbox 360/Wii N/A "War" - Edwin Starr "In the Navy" - Village People
2007-08-22 Psychonauts PlayStation 2/PC/Xbox Platform game "Purple Haze" - Jimi Hendrix "I Believe I Can Fly" - R. Kelly
2007-08-15 Heavenly Sword demo and Resident Evil 5 trailer PlayStation 3/Xbox 360 Third person shooter "Spirit in the Sky" - Norman Greenbaum "Turning Japanese" - The Vapors

In addition, Croshaw also created two episodes before joining Escapist Magazine:

Date Reviewed subject Platform Genre Intro Song Closing Song
2007-07-29 Fable: the Lost Chapters PC/Xbox Action RPG "Götterdämmerung" - Richard Wagner "Heart Full of Black" - Burning Brides
2007-07-24 The Darkness demo PlayStation 3 FPS "Superstition" - Stevie Wonder "Section 12 (Hold Me Now)" - The Polyphonic Spree

References

  1. ^ a b c PressSpotting: Ramblin' with Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw
  2. ^ "Zero Punctuation Equals Millions of Views". NewTeeVee. Retrieved 2008-02-07.
  3. ^ "Zero Punctuation Fallout 3 review". Retrieved 2008-11-19.
  4. ^ "Zero Punctuation Oblivion review". Retrieved 2008-06-04.
  5. ^ "Zero Punctuation Orange Box review". Retrieved 2007-12-25.
  6. ^ "Zero Punctuation Psychonauts review". Retrieved 2008-04-01.
  7. ^ Zero Punctuation's Yahtzee Interview: Ben Croshaw & The Escapist
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