User talk:Darwinbish

Requests will be considered

All are welcome to use the templates on my userpage. Requests for templates will be considered. Note that I specialize in all types of templates that can be used to teach people a lesson — anti-Wikilove, NPA warnings, fish-slapping, etc.

My ambition

My fondest wiki-ambition is to join User:Yomangani as creator of great userspace templates and User:Black Kite as one of Wikipedia's least reputable admins.[1] Support here!

Welcome!

Hello, Darwinbish, welcome Wikipedia! Hope little Darwinbish like. Here helpful pages:

Hope little user enjoy and edit smart like poddie! Please sign talk pages using, er ... many tildes (~~~~) (Pod can only count to three, regret!). If helpless, check out questions wikipedia, ask on poddie talk, or put {{helpme}} on own talk, get help soon. Again, welcome! Ouch, don't bite! bishapod splash! 20:24, 19 October 2010 (UTC).[reply]

What a wienie! BITE! darwinbish ^BITE 20:36, 20 October 2010 (UTC). —Preceding unsigned comment added by Darwinfish (talk • contribs) [reply]

How dare you, Sinebot? Go away! Go pester my brother! [The darwinbish bites sinebot and the darwinfish shrewdly on the leg.] And don't try that again! darwinbish ^BITE 21:59, 20 October 2010 (UTC).[reply]

Chocolate cake

Hello Darwinbish. Since you didn't think much to the cupcakes, I've brought you a cake all of your own.

Elen of the Roads (talk) 22:23, 28 October 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Hmm? [Sniffs cake suspiciously. Reluctantly: ] I suppose. OK, then. [Tucks in. ] darwinbish ^BITE 22:42, 28 October 2010 (UTC).[reply]

Be nice!

Hi Little Darwinbish. How's this? Tex (talk) 19:28, 4 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Hahahahaha! Twins playing nicely! :-D I must put on Fish's page too! Maybe put some gumption in the weenie! darwinbish ^BITE 23:40, 4 November 2010 (UTC).[reply]

Poke

[Little Gooch approaches strange fishy-thing. Sniffs the air, pokes the creature and runs] What is it? And why it bite my ankle? Ouch! Goochy ^{Oooh, pretty!} 18:27, 3 December 2010 (UTC)[reply]

[Proudly:] Bite because I'm evil! Not fishy thing, bishy thing! Go see good little brother for fishy thing! Silly minnow with feet! darwinbish ^BITE 18:47, 3 December 2010 (UTC).[reply]

Salute

Elen of the Roads salutes Little Ankle Biter as good campaign manager, persuaded Privatemusings (talk · contribs). Offers array of goodies - Darwinbish prefer cake or cephalapod?

Northern krill - wears flat cap and drinks Newcastle Brown Ale
Strawberry Shortcake - wears ragamuffin hat and berry-talks all the day long

Heheh, I manage fine even while absent from wiki! Hum, goodies... Norwegian krill good friend! Hey, Krilly, come sample strawberry cake together! Feel free take bite out of feeble brother Darwinfish Fridge Magnet also! Er, how Elen do in election? Where are results? All bishsocks been away a few days! Pity, as Bishonen partial to Newcastle Brown. darwinbish ^BITE 13:04, 10 December 2010 (UTC).[reply]

[Little Ankle Biter finds the results. Thoughtfully: ] Ummmm... well, fuck me. [Files teeth to fine points and goes off on ankle biting spree on behalf of Giano. ] darwinbish ^BITE 13:20, 10 December 2010 (UTC).[reply]

Yes, Giano not done so good. Elen done good - nobody knows her yet. < weg > Elen of the Roads (talk) 03:32, 13 December 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Little ankle biter runs for admin

Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Darwinbish --Elen of the Roads (talk) 00:12, 15 December 2010 (UTC)[reply]

I tried to give some helpful advice to the !voters, but sadly the civility police won't let me :( T-RexxS (talk) 10:55, 15 December 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Bartsa1's not the civility police - he's just come off about his 4th block for acting like an arse while thinking he's an admin (or should that be the other way round). Anyway, I've left him yet another rocket, but it's funny in a way. --Elen of the Roads (talk) 11:24, 15 December 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Oh crap, the poor guy's upset now. I actually thought he was teasing me – and it was of course funny. I'll send him a cookie to cheer him up in this season of gooodwill. --RexxS (talk) 18:09, 15 December 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Gooch leave question for Little Ankle Biter! Goochy ^{Oooh, pretty!} 16:33, 15 December 2010 (UTC)[reply]

You cute little fishie, you! I'm never without my sarong! In my adventure with Mighty Mouse, Mighty Mouse in Krakatoa, I'm the one who made Krakatoa erupt because I, Krakatoa Katie, danced and sang with my sarong. But Mighty Mouse came and saved me, so I can catch all those other little fishies who are out to get you. You're obviously too cute and wonderful to ever get caught in my sarong... aren't you? ;-) Krakatoa Katie 20:00, 19 December 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Sure, and too evil! And too well protected by bishsack! But silly minnow brother isn't. I'm out to get him, hee hee! darwinbish (cute and wonderful) ^BITE 21:38, 19 December 2010 (UTC).[reply]

A kitten for you!

Best served with a tangy sauce.

Jehochman ^Talk 01:02, 20 July 2011 (UTC)[reply]
[Darwinbish is pleased. ] Those creatures have really sharp teeth! Teaching it to join forces with Tex's little anklebiter! Fine little hooligan gang! [ Darwinbish loses herself in pleasant dreams of dethroning the great Bishzilla as chief terror of Wikipedia. ] darwinbish ^BITE 10:03, 20 July 2011 (UTC).[reply]

Say it isn't so

Eh? I have no idea whether anyone has done or not, just that it would make it easier to discover if it has happened. Thryduulf (talk) 16:00, 16 December 2011 (UTC)[reply]

LOL. Sorry about that and please just ignore the naughty little sock, Thryduulf. She's trying to pretend she has voted, just for the sake of the dramah, I think. I don't think she has really voted, since I haven't heard from Tznkai.[2] See her self-identification on her userpage. Bishonen | talk 17:36, 16 December 2011 (UTC).[reply]

Fishies

Much thanks to the well evolved fishies for the newest decorations to my yap page...always welcome to visit anytime and remind bishzilla not to eat minnows at play.--MONGO 04:29, 17 March 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Eat her own grandsocks, haha, good one, MONGO. Feel free, if desired, to embellish page with further fine ~~footfish~~ footage by User:Tex, such as this educational video on the art of smoking stogies. darwinbish ^BITE 00:04, 21 March 2012 (UTC).[reply]

Some Darwin baklava for Darwinbish!

Me thinks Darwin baklava best thing after fish dinner for Darwinbish. Δρ.Κ. ^{λόγοςπράξις} 00:12, 21 March 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Darwinbish cleverly embiggens baklava to full resolution before tucking into the 80-ply layering. Fine square meal that way! Go away, Fish, you're not having any! What's that..? Oh no, both the forks are for me! darwinbish ^BITE 00:44, 21 March 2012 (UTC).[reply]

Embiggenning technology good for baklava, bad for Zilla. Zilla grows bigger eats everyone! :( Δρ.Κ. ^{λόγοςπράξις} 01:41, 21 March 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Scaring little Doctor with life-size Zilla, haha! Click if you dare! darwinbish ^BITE 21:17, 27 March 2012 (UTC).[reply]

"Talk like Bishzilla day"

Hopefully soon, "Talk like Bishzilla day" will be declared a global holiday and then Bishzilla can re-write the whole page! -- The Red Pen of Doom 17:31, 21 March 2012 (UTC)[reply]

[Db feels there has been enough and to spare about Bishzilla: ] Blah blah blah Bishzilla. Pretty much all Old Big does these days is brumate. Anybody like to focus on the Last Sock Standing and Acting CEO of the Bishonen conglomerate — me? For a change? Has the doompen even supported my RFA yet? darwinbish ^BITE 19:57, 21 March 2012 (UTC).[reply]

A beer for you!

Little Elen thinks she will have to have words with Dennis. Just because I got him a mop doesn't mean he can correct my excellent English to his silly Yankee version. Elen of the Roads (talk) 00:29, 29 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]

[Db is embarrassed to have apologetically reverted herself. Is she becoming mellow? :-( ] Surely not! Fuck that! Bite! darwinbish ^BITE 00:35, 29 April 2012 (UTC).[reply]

Mellow? Never... --Elen of the Roads (talk) 00:57, 29 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]

moons

d'oh - I self-apply the proper adjustments. I thought someone was missing the obvious April Fool's thing. Good suggestion on putting it in the article! Darwinbish become article editor? .. very nice to see any "Bish" friends about the site again. little user be very happy. :-) Chedzilla wonder why no adminy tools anymore? .. you get back soon? Also, must bring distressing news; even if I get accused of being a "bad canvass boy" - I'm wondering if Bishzilla needs to interrupt the brumation (sp?) to speak here. [little user crawl back into pocket now with ankles justly bitten :) ]. cheers. — Ched : ? 11:21, 29 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Some stroopwafels for you!

Dutch treat! Wehwalt (talk) 10:46, 20 May 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Some more stroopwafels for you!

Dutch treat! Wehwalt (talk) 10:46, 20 May 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Yet More stroopwafels for you!

Dutch treat! Wehwalt (talk) 10:46, 20 May 2012 (UTC)[reply]

There were more you missed; Gobble-gobble. Br'er Rabbit (talk) 13:13, 20 May 2012 (UTC)[reply]

A brownie for you!

ZOMG!!! Insurance! (cupcakes are for RFC/Us;) Will research teh 'Make your own' option for maor! Br'er Rabbit (talk) 13:15, 20 May 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Nice Koekjest

Buster7 has decided to give you a Nice Koekjes which, hopefully, will satisfy your appetite for sweet things. You can spread the good flavor of Nice Koekjes around Wiki World by giving someone else one. I hope this is enough to "call off the boys". If they do show up, Nice Koekjes are very tasty and have been known to calm even the most savage beast. Enjoy! ```Buster Seven Talk 21:57, 16 June 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Darwinbish thoughtfully eats the koekje. It's pretty nice. Decides not to bite Buster7 today. darwinbish ^BITE 22:27, 16 June 2012 (UTC).[reply]

Per instruction

Don't blame me, I'm just following orders on user page.

[sings like Pirate Jenny:]

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And he shows 'em, pearly white
Just a jack knife has DeeBee, dear
And he keeps it, er, out of sight

When that shark bites with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, oh, wears DeeBee, dear
So there's never, never a trace of red

On the sidewalk, on Sunday mornin'
Lies a body, oozin' life
Someone's sneaking 'round the corner
Could that someone be Bish the Knife?

--T-RexxS (Rawr) 19:28, 19 August 2012 (UTC)[reply]

[Anxiously :] Would that make me Bish the Fish? darwin^fish 19:36, 19 August 2012 (UTC).[reply]

[Tolerantly. ] Idiot. darwinbish ^BITE 19:39, 19 August 2012 (UTC).[reply]

Baahaahaa .. lovin this humor. I like it, I like it. :D — Ched : ? 19:52, 19 August 2012 (UTC)[reply]

As one who in ones youth wore Thespis' buskins and sometimes sang for ones supper, one would like to reprise a little "zonk" Berti and Kurtele wrote:

<sings>Und der Haifisch, der hat Zähne, usw, usw..

Thank you very much, you've been a great audience, I'll be here all week, please try the fish.

--Shirt58 (talk) 12:18, 16 October 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Bisherick

There once was a fish named Bish,

who had a wonderful wish...

for lack of a fin,

the teeth grew in,

now ankles fill the dish.

— Ched : ? 23:56, 20 August 2012 (UTC) all blame go to RexxS for starting rhymes.[reply]

<rolls eyes at little master> .. Oh go eat your apples, humor for 'Zillas and fishy stuff. — ChedZILLA 00:00, 21 August 2012 (UTC)[reply]

[Impressed.] Ha, the user can do limericks? How about a Darwinbish haiku? A sonnet? darwinbish ^BITE 23:21, 22 August 2012 (UTC).[reply]

--

with apologies to Bashō:

Flog leaps in old pond
Sounds of teeth; frog sound no more
Darwinbish is full

--
With apologies to whomever your preferred SA is:

Poor Bish, the centre of the sinful earth,
Bite hard these rebel powers that thee array;
Why dost thou chomp so much yet suffer dearth,
Painting thy dorsal fin so costly gray?
Why so much rage, having so short a fuse,
Dost thou upon thy feeble brother spend?
Shall worms, awaken'd from their snooze,
Eat up thy bro? is this his body's end?
Then Bish, bite thou upon thy brother's butt,
Get Lil' Stupid to stock up thy store;
Get filthy rich by selling tons of smut;
Then thou art fed, and shalt be poor no more:
So shalt thou feed on Death, that feeds on fish,
And Death once dead, there's just Darwinbish.

You call'em; we fill 'em. --Famously Sharp (talk) 01:19, 23 August 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Hahahaha, amazing, how creative you guys are! The darwinbish is even as we speak making a new section on her userpage for "Poetic tributes", hehe. Wonderful how evil pays off. Excuse me, what's that..? You think there might be a problem with me and db editing simultaneously? No, no. You don't sock for as long as me without learning a few tricks. Bishonen | talk 11:36, 23 August 2012 (UTC).[reply]

Another dish of poetry, fished yesterday, --Gerda Arendt (talk) 11:50, 23 August 2012 (UTC)[reply]

[Darwinbish attempts politeness, but is a little rusty with it.] Er. Yes. Iambic... hmm. Everybody prolly does their best! darwinbish ^BITE 12:02, 23 August 2012 (UTC).[reply]

food for Bish the Knife

Hidden corner

Brownies hidden were Chedzilla can find them.... Darwinbish you don't see nuthin here.(olive (talk) 19:35, 10 September 2012 (UTC))[reply]

[Darwinbish naughtily embiggens the brownies. (Pity page doesn't have room for full resolution.) Waits expectantly for Chedzilla to eat them and explode.] darwinbish ^BITE 19:49, 10 September 2012 (UTC).[reply]

ROTFL!!! Darwinbish wins! Now have to go and make real brownies since I've been thinking about them way too much! Still Laughing!(olive (talk) 20:00, 10 September 2012 (UTC))[reply]

[Breathing out a light spray of {{brownie}} crumbs as he speaks :] Br'er Rabbi has stolen your brownies! The brownie made him happy and he'd like to give you a great big hug for leaving it where he could reach it. Spread the WikiLove by giving him more {{brownie}}s, unless you want his boys to pay you a visit!

Darwinbish/looting

Saw your post on Br'er's talkpage. I think I've fixed up what you want - if you open 'edit this page' and then preview or save, it should show your name again. --Elen of the Roads (talk) 16:58, 15 September 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Little Elen like to live dangerously, vandalise template. May live to regret, or not. darwinbish ^BITE 17:18, 15 September 2012 (UTC).[reply]

If you want the editor's name to appear in the message, you will have to subst: the template when you use it (otherwise REVISIONUSER will keep changing to show who last edited the page like this: Montanabw)

The code you need can be stolen and modified from a template like {{Welcome-anon}} and looks like this:

{{ {{{|safesubst:}}}ifsubst | [[User:{{ {{{|safesubst:}}}REVISIONUSER}}|{{ {{{|safesubst:}}}REVISIONUSER}}]] | A friend}}
Key: ....................................................^ the link ........................^ name displayed...^ what shows when it's not substituted

It looks like this when the template is viewed:

A friend

but will display the linked username for whoever substitutes the template.

Usage {{subst: Darwinbish/looting}} - have fun playing. --RexxS (talk) 17:40, 15 September 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Not quite what I did, but works the same, methinks... Br'er Rabbi (talk) 18:40, 15 September 2012 (UTC)[reply]

RexxS have ambitious educational mission, but Wabbit have best clue this time. Remember olde saying: Fixiedust db's templates, templates get fixed. Teach db fixiedust templates herself, db merely gets confused. darwinbish ^BITE 19:30, 15 September 2012 (UTC).[reply]

I tend to favour this version of the proverb: "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he spends the rest of his life idling about in boats." --RYA instructor (Rawr) 14:37, 16 September 2012 (UTC)[reply]

*snouttail* (no have face or palm). Try to reconstruct history.

Little user Risker have talk on page about little island described as "Money Pit"
Try bribe Risker with brownies
Little user Olive say like brownies .. make some for Chedzilla
Little ankle biter come take brownies. Leave empty plate with crumbs spewed from the devouring.
Little ankle biter make nice - make moar brownies for Chedzilla <Chedzilla "nom, nom, nom" while he has chance>
Little ankle biter make template stuff. (didn't know any of Bish family could do code stuff)
Little ankle biter cavort with techno geeky types RexxS and Rabbit to make template easy to use.
1. Chedzilla think "Bish the knife" planning on doing much raiding of food in near future to do such things.
Chedzilla head now hurt.
Chedzilla need go find suitable companion.

— ChedZILLA 20:20, 15 September 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Precious

	bite
	Thank you for strong simple images, song without words, - you are an awesome Wikipedian! --Gerda Arendt (talk) 15:31, 13 October 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Hehehe. Bite bite! :-) Actually that was Bishonen posting on Jack's page, she wouldn't let me. Something about how she wanted to make sure people knew it was her. But she used my portrait, because, you know, who's scared of 'shonen? It's true that I am an awesome wikipedian. Please keep that in mind when I run for arbcom HINT HINT. darwinbish ^BITE 15:51, 13 October 2012 (UTC).[reply]

What's a hat-trick for two? --Gerda Arendt (talk) 23:27, 13 October 2012 (UTC)[reply]

You've got less than 24 hours

You weren't just yanking my chain, were you? --Floquenbeam (talk) 02:40, 20 November 2012 (UTC)[reply]

You're not gonna believe this, Floq, but 'shonen says I'm not allowed in Wikipedia space, 'as I very well know' (snort). I told her you're gonna have trouble explaining your rent (rended?) garments at work, but she don't care. [Darwinbish is a little cheered by imagining this scene. She hopes Floquenbeam is going to put some ashes on his head, too.] Shonen says she's done her best to provide a replacement for me, and that there's already one candidate who's a bit like Fish. Well, more like a cross between Fish and FT2, really. [Feeling more comradely towards her brother than usual, Darwinbish offers him a puff at her stogie. He inhales manfully and changes color, then shape. Db laughs.] darwinbish ^BITE 13:13, 20 November 2012 (UTC).[reply]

[*weeps quietly, kicks cat in frustration*] I guess I understand; the Monster sort of wants to run too, but isn't allowed. But can't you convince 'shonen that if she forbids you from running, that she has to instead? Or maybe Zilla again? Time's running out, I'm looking for an October Surprise candidate to add their nom at 23:58 and sweep me off my feet. --Floquenbeam (talk) 21:10, 20 November 2012 (UTC)[reply]

And the tetrapod shall lay down with the lamb..

Hi, and a Merry Christmas! How nice to see you both with your cheery hats, and a peaceful festive whack instead of that naughty biting – your wooly tetrapod chums will be greatly relieved. Mint sauce optional. . . . dave souza, talk 18:02, 25 December 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Happy Holidays!

	Happy Holidays!
	From the frozen wasteland of Nebraska, USA! MONGO 12:15, 25 December 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Occupational title

So you're a subordinate Clause now? (That's what Santa's assistants are called...) Cheers, Kosebamse (talk) 06:06, 26 December 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Hey there little one ...

Thank you for dropping by - I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner. My 'Zilla says to tell you and all your family hi as well. I LOVE your festive hat - it's a most wonderful piece of attire. Hugs to the whole family - even the little ankle biter ... lol. — Ched : ? 17:05, 31 December 2012 (UTC)[reply]

For your collection

I see you are interested in comment generators. Perhaps you have not seen this one yet; it is neither saccharin nor fawning. —Neotarf (talk) 01:14, 18 January 2013 (UTC)[reply]

Pony!

Pony!
Congratulations! For having a humorous and entertaining user page, you have received a pony! Ponies are cute, intelligent, cuddly, friendly (most of the time, though with notable exceptions), promote good will, encourage patience, and enjoy carrots. Treat your pony with respect and he will be your faithful friend! Montanabw^(talk) 23:35, 23 January 2013 (UTC)[reply]

To send a pony or a treat to other wonderful and responsible editors, click here.

[Db nibbles experimentally at the pony's hooves. It doesn't mind.] Ha! Fine fellow! Gee-up! [Leaps onto the pony's back and encourages it into a tölt]. Whoopee! darwinbish ^BITE 23:58, 23 January 2013 (UTC).[reply]