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The 1L
IBA official cocktail
TypeCocktail
Servedin whatever glass is most narrowly tailored
Standard garnishthinking procedurally
Standard drinkware
Cocktail glass
IBA specified
ingredients†
  • 20ml (2 parts) Frank's tequila
  • 2 parts Ajay's Scotch
  • 1 part Foster's wine
  • 1 part Tolan's Peeper
  • 0 parts Schindler's soda water with lime
PreparationShake together in a mixer. Serve ~10 hours before CivPro II.
NotesMLA4EVER

The 1L is an IBA official cocktail made with whatever fucking liquor is available. It is classed as a "before class" drink.

History

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This is the unofficial cocktail of the University of Maine School of Law ( the official cocktail is "whatever is on special at Bull Feeny's").

Serving Suggestions

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Every time you can't remember that O retains a reversion... take a sip.

Every time you pooch a cold call... take a drink.

Every time you giggle at "ends test" or "two-prong test"... take two drinks.

Every time you're in LegAdmin and you are woken up only by the sound of your own snoring... chug a lug.

Every time you can't remember that law is a lawyer driven process... it's probably time you stop drinking.