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Editors for deletion (EfD), originally created by R then recreated by LaraLove Jennavecia and then given to GlassCobra, is where Wikipedians discuss whether an editor should be deleted. Editors listed here are debated for up to ∞, after which the deletion process proceeds based on Wikipedia community consensus. The editor is then either kept, merged and/or redirected, transwikied, renamed/moved to another username, or deleted, deleted and salted, or deleted, salted and peppered (with a side of onion rings) per the deletion policy.[Verify]

This page explains what you should consider before nominating, the steps for nominating single or multiple editors, and how to discuss an EfD. It also lists the editors currently under consideration and includes a 'hall of notoriety'.

Instruction creep

  • You must not be listed here.
  • The editor must not be listed here.
  • The editor must be established and active, as new users may not understand the seriousness of this process.
  • You may not list more than one editor per week.

If you want to participate in this page, the following must be met:

  • You must not be listed here.
  • You must understand WP:CIVIL, WP:NPA, and WP:DRRC, acknowledge that those policies apply here, as everywhere else on Wikipedia, and that any violations could result in a block. Be funny, not a dick.
  • Your participation here can not exceed 1% of your regular daily edits.[Who?]
  • You must agree to never revert to re-add any comment that has been removed by any administrator (or the nominated user) for any reason.


Criteria for editor deletion

If you get past the instruction creep and understand the deletion process, consult the Criteria for editor deletion and the instructions below on how to list editors for deletion. Any debates which violate the above will be removed.

Instructions

To list a candidate, put his or her name in a level three category below, and leave {{subst:User:GlassCobra/Editor for deletion/Talk Notice}} on the editor's talk page. When ever you feel like it, close the debate placing {{subst:User:GlassCobra/Editor for deletion/top}} at the top and {{subst:User:GlassCobra/Editor for deletion/bottom}} at the bottom.

Nominees

Any editor nominated who finds it amusing and wishes to participate may add {{subst:User:GlassCobra/Editor for deletion/Nom}} to their userpage. Do not place this template on the userpage of another editor, even if you nominated them — they can do it themselves, if they so desire. Any editor who does not wish to participate may remove their nomination from this page at any time and list themselves on the opt out list.

Old discussions

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Current discussions

FlyingToaster

Per WP:COPYVIO. User claims to be a Macintosh screensaver circa 1989. I prefer bagels, anyway. // roux   07:28, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Ottava Rima

User has too many DYK's and was too nice to me on IRC. Therefore, he must be deleted ;) VX!~~~ 05:29, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Delete User is a jerk, a douche, a troll, causes drama, is tenditious, has an oppressively long block log, fights, bickers, and causes problems every where he goes. Not Ottava Rima (talk)05:33, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong (as in Chuck Norris) Support (as in a codpiece) --Chasingsol(talk) 05:36, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge with wet concrete Mwahahaha... —La Pianista (T•C) 05:42, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete with extreme prejudice - no one who corrupts the names of cities is worthy of existing on Wikipedia. CL — 06:09, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak delete Ottava is a good editor, but I just love deleting things. Ceoil (talk) 09:29, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete: The fact that this user's name begins with O means they are in violation of WP:O. Dendodge TalkContribs 12:30, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete per CountyLemonade, I keep mistyping Ottava and it is hard on the w key.--Wehwalt (talk) 13:29, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - He otta be dumped in a rima. NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 15:17, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Send to Ottawa –Juliancolton Tropical Cyclone 16:59, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Gazimoff

I just get the feeling he's begging to be listed here. :) Plus all the other reasons below, etc etc. PeterSymonds (talk) 11:53, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Only keep if he's chained to a desk in the arbcom committee room without Internet access. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 19:53, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. User has signed up to be an ArbCom Clerk, and therefore is automatically insane. EVula // talk // ☯ // 19:05, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Turn into Gazpacho. bibliomaniac15 19:07, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Fail Attention whoring. :\ GlassCobra 19:38, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete, because it is better for his sanity that he does not get a chance to wade deeper into RfA reform. NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 19:57, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Burn at the stake. "Gazimoff" sounds uncannily like a Russian wizard. Unless he can give me a heart, we must annihilate this heretic and his devilish witchcraft. Who knows? He might lift up his stockings and cause a tempest. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 20:34, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Candidate is clearly a hybrid of Gazza and Asimov, and should be deleted before he creates a robotic footballer that drinks us all under the table. ϢereSpielChequers 21:00, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete: User's name begins with G, therefore they are obviously in violation of WP:G. Dendodge TalkContribs 21:05, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Unmask Yes, now we know who Gazimoff really is!!! Ecoleetage (talk) 00:37, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

2D

User is obviously not two dimensional. The lie of the username plays a role in confusionifying everyone throughout teh wikis. Unable to CSD as a hoax due to lack of such criteria. 2DC 01:32, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Keep. User is double-d-lightful. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 01:40, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete La Pianista for making a bad pun. She even admits it in her edit summary. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 02:01, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Epic fail. Already been deleted. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 04:43, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
      • Not a bad pun (well, sorta) - DD is my initials. 2DC 12:54, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
    • I'm sure there are all kinds of fun jokes that can be cracked about a girl making a double D comment, but that's too easy... GlassCobra 13:55, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Ponder 2D or not 2D? That is the question! Ecoleetage (talk) 02:51, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep - Two-dimensional users are a very marginal minority on Wikipedia, having even less of them will only diminish our their cause. CL — 04:56, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Convert to 3-D Come on, 2D is soooo yesterday! SoWhy 13:16, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
    • 3-D is sooo last month. How about 4D or 5D? I guess only the super-new nVidia card could be able to display me then, though. 2DC 15:13, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Transwikify to 4D per above. --A More Perfect Onion (talk) 13:36, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Clearly notable - 106,000,000 google hits. 2D helps to keep the people confusionified anyway. Chamal talk 14:37, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep per uninformed nom. User IS two-dimensional, at least on my monitor. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 17:04, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep User is just text on the screen, which is decidedly two-dimensional. EVula // talk // ☯ // 17:10, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Hospitalize. User's two-dimensional approach suggests a flat affect, which in this case is a clear sign of dimension dementia. Newyorkbrad (talk) 17:36, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
*Struck above vote as clearly wrong based on the facts. If it's double-D, the last thing it would have is a flat affect. // roux   19:48, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
In turn, I struck the above vote for striking the vote above that. Remember, kids, two wrongs don't make a right...but three rights make a left. Ecoleetage (talk) 00:39, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
No, three rights make a conservative coup. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 00:41, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - User claims to be 2D, but signs as 2Dc, indicating that he is actually 2D cubed and therefore 8-dimensional, not two. NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 04:07, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Closedmouth

Utterly ridiculous editor, insists on sparking confusion and is a key player in general incivility. Recently taunted me about my coherency, which many other editors have is good! It's simply not. Yes. — neuro(talk) 00:58, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Keep - Nom is a wassock — neuro(talk) 00:58, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep per ... nom? PeterSymonds (talk) 01:19, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Delete this guy as well please. — neuro(talk) 01:29, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
      • User has already undergone EFD. Plz fail moar. GlassCobra 17:12, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment I don't know am this, please consider rightly ok! --Closedmouth (talk) 01:56, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Closedmouth and PeterSymonds together after rolling together into cookie dough, baking them in an oven for 325° F for 10 minutes, and dipping in milk. Form of deletion will be consumption. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 02:01, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete for the lulz. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 02:20, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Closedmouth because he is apparently a sockpuppet of Cluebot (this is evident from the speed - other users actually get off huggle when they see he's there) and Speedy Delete Neurolysis for nominating an editor that shouldn't be deleted and making an incoherent nom and ridiculous !vote. Chamal talk 14:58, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
"other users actually get off huggle when they see he's there" You just made my day. --Closedmouth (talk) 03:53, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
  • gasp* you're doing it on purpose? Chamal talk 04:09, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
(>.>) I've said too much. Away!!! --Closedmouth (talk) 13:22, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Punish for lying — Editor claims to speak languages but has a closed mouth. You cannot speak with a closed mouth! SoWhy 15:46, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete all users making puns on my username It's the standard riposte of trolls and vandals, come on, be more creative. --Closedmouth (talk) 03:53, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Glue mouth together: The user is obviously lying, as they just spoke clearly, so their mouth should be glued shut in punishment. Plus, the user's name begins with C, so they are in violation of WP:C Dendodge TalkContribs 12:33, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Newyorkbrad 2nd nomination

Someone had to do this eventually, I'm just doing the community a favor. Or do I really care? RockManQ(talk) 05:31, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Shoot, you sound like a Coloradoan, buckaroo. Chunky homestyle chili with Texas beef 'n' beans beats New England clam chowder any day. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 16:53, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Yeah, right! Massachusetts is, and always will be, the best. TX and NY are good, but MA tops the list with scenic Boston, rolling countryside in the state's western portion, and also Friendly's! --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 17:50, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • No state can beat Texas - our name means friendship, and it's our motto. Southern hospitality ftw! —La Pianista (T•C•S) 17:54, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Go Illinois, the most corrupt state in the union :P Woo! RockManQ(talk) 18:51, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • ...That's the worst thing I've ever heard of since the turducken... —La Pianista (T•C•S) 19:07, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Turducken, Schmucken Hugh Fearlessly-Eatsitall did a seven bird roast recently, including shooting the Woodcock ϢereSpielChequers 22:19, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • OK, then. How about a battle of the states? RockManQ will be representing Illinois, Juliancolton will be representing New York, La Pianista will be representing Texas, and I will be representing Massachusetts. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 19:32, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

(out) Michigan wins easily, people - with the highest unemployment in the nation, we'd be able to raise the biggest militaia to crush you guys... Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 20:09, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

You guys are all deluding yourselves. My state is the biggest, wildest, has the tallest mountain, the most lakes, trees, bears, moose, registered libertarians, longest coastline, we're the richest, most cultural, and we have a high degree of monopoly on corrupt politicians. Clearly, the best state is Alaska. l'aquatique || talk 20:13, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
The state that brought us Sarah Palin? Noooooo. "I can see Russia from my house!" Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 20:16, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Sarah Palin is from Idaho. l'aquatique || talk 20:18, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
Puh-lease - she moved to Alaska when she was an infant... trivial, trivial. Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 20:20, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
I side with L'Aquatique. No one wants to be from the state that fathered this monstrosity. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 03:43, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
Besides, regardless of my personal feelings about Sarah, she keeps life in the 49th state from ever approaching boring. l'aquatique || talk 05:12, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
(outdent) Okay, clearly you people need some straightening out. First, Texas is an automatic massive fail as pointed out by Pianista. Alaska is similarly disqualified for bringing one of the most clueless politicians in history to international prominence. Though I'm technically from Illinois, it is also unfortunately a fail, thanks to our stellar governor. The award goes to Massachusetts, hands down. Now stay on topic! :P This is about Brad, not which of our miserable states suck the most. GlassCobra 17:50, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Trekphiler

Goodness. This guy abuses the emoticon ;D way too often and is too obsessed with Marvel comic book characters. Ed at home w/ his alternate account Allanon ♠The Dark Druid♠ 01:41, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Keep per nom. Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • (Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP) 01:57, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • :D - :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D. :D —La Pianista (T•C•S) 02:14, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • "Quit making that face or it'll stick that way!" -Trekphiler's Mom. 02:27, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Buy him William Shatner's toupee for Christmas I think one of the old hairpieces is being auctioned on eBay. Ecoleetage (talk) 16:01, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Question Does Trekphiler's Mom want him deleted or not? Please clarify. She might murder us if we make the wrong decision. Chamal talk 07:02, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
    • Your mom. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 00:03, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
      • That wasn't very helpful, Pianista. I can't ask my mom if she want's Trekphiler to be deleted. She doesn't know I'm wasting my time doing stuff like this and if she finds out, I will be deleted. Besides, what matters is what Trekphiler's mom thinks. Chamal talk 14:18, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
        • Okay then. Your face. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 19:13, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
  • My face per Pianista. Chamal talk 02:38, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

TenPoundHammer and his otters

Those otters need to go. Not only do they trip you up when racing to help someone with {{helpme}}, they tweak the code to always let TPH get the upper hand of the edit conflict. This user is just too quick. Suspected bot. Stwalkerster [ talk ] 21:47, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Delete as nom Stwalkerster [ talk ] 21:47, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep, Keep, Keep, Keep, Keep, Keep, Keep. That's a keep from me and a keep from each otter. Meatpuppeting? Never! (Oh,and trout Stwalkerster too, because he's not fishy enough.) Ten Pound Hammer and his otters • (Broken clamshells • Otter chirps • HELP) 21:53, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • You only have six otters? I was under the impression that there were more... GlassCobra 16:26, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep the otters my turtle just died, and I could buy one from you. Replace the Hammer with a Screwdriver for the lulz. ayematthew ✡ 22:16, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge with User:Jimbo Wales, that way he'll be allowed to Ignore all rules with impunity. Bwuhahahahaha. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs)/(e-mail) 22:19, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Feed him and his otters trout. bibliomaniac15 22:45, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
    • A carnivorous trout? Nice pet, indeed... Alternatively, Remove hammering privileges. Such a dangerous tool cannot be trusted in the hands of mere animals. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 22:59, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
      • Facepalm Facepalm...misread that. FAIL. —La Pianista (T•C•S) 01:37, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Sauté otters and serve over a bed of rice. Browbeat hammer into Phase I of the diet. Examine remains to see if any such human or bot exists. Enigma message 22:52, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Ban from editing Wikipedia - This is a severe case of sock puppetry, IMO. --Dylan620 Contribs Sign! 23:00, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Definitely otter be deleted. Newyorkbrad (talk) 23:50, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Newyorkbrad for terrible pun. There otter be a law. Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 23:52, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Re-accessorize Oh, puh-leeze, people, otters are soooooooooo last year! Really, do you see Paris or Britney walking around with otters under their arms? We need some new zoological accessory that spells 2-0-0-9. Let me think for a minute...hmmm...hmmm. I've got it! Coming soon to an AfD page near you: Ten Pound Hammer and His King Cobras. It's a perfect image for TPH: macho, dangerous, powerful (that bad boy routine is money, trust me) -- and anyone who tries to save those articles TPH puts up for deletion will think twice when they see those King Cobras on the page. Oh, Eco, you brill boy, you've done it again! Ecoleetage (talk) 15:59, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Convert to 10-gram-hammer Ten pound are just tooo much. SoWhy 17:23, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Merge with User:TonyTheTiger and watch how the tigers and otters get together. Oh wait... are otters an endangered species? If so, sell one to IMatthew and keep the others, delete TenPoundHammer. Chamal talk 07:10, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete per WP:HAMMER, which clearly states that no otters may edit Wikipedia under an account with 'hammer' in its name. Dendodge TalkContribs 10:59, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Force him to listen to pop music for 37 years NuclearWarfare contact meMy work 23:35, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
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