User:StonedChipmunk/Userboxes

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HOLY HELL There's a lot of userboxes here! Proceed at your own risk since I'm too lazy to format them correctly. Languages en-us -NThis user is a native speaker of American English. en-us-caDude, this person is totally a California English speaker. en-us -ap-2Thisere user unnerstans Appalachian English and maught een tawk it sumtaams. SoE-2This here user has an intermediate understandin' of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and at times even a "ain't". en-gb -0This user has very little understanding of British English. en-CA -1This user has a basic understanding of Canadian English. spa-5Este user le speaka el Spanglish like un nativo. es- spa-3Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español castellano. This \_/ser is te1-1 m@aster of t0ta1 leetne55. IntS-5Tihs tweedler's Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG! BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit. LE-4This user uses punctuation, but doesn't care about other stuff when typing English. src-nThis user has never spoken sarcastically in their life. Ever. gb-0This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims. Lipsum-NLorem ipsum dolor sit amet. ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes. sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great? @#$!This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often. chef-0Zees user-a duesn't speek zee Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork! AIM-52 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos. Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng Programming cpp-1This user is a beginning C++ programmer. This user is an expert TI-BASIC programmer. LSL-4This user is an expert LSL programmer. Pets This user has a pet cat. This user would like to own one or more dogs. This user loves Beagles. This user's favourite animal is the Cheetah. Internet @This user can be reached by email. @This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name. This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is stoned1358. ChatThis user has been chatting online with hot babes all day. This user has a website, which can be found here. This user is a frequent poster at 4chan. This user loves using Google Earth. This user uses Google Maps. This user is a Second Life content creator and their avatar name is Nelson Jenkins. This user tracks their money on Where's George? This user prefers to use Wikipedia over Citizendium, or any other online encyclopedia. This user maintains a blog. This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. This user uses Gmail as a primary email service. This user's Internet service provider is AT&T. This user contributes while using iTunes. This user contributes while using VLC media player. FLAThis user can program games with Adobe Flash. This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible. This user uses µTorrent. This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox! Software This user uses Vista Ultimate. This user is a Microsoft addict and doesn't know why Apple Inc was invented. This user has experienced countless blue screen(s) of death, and caused none of them. This user contributes using Ubuntu. This user contributes with openSUSE. This user has a dual boot configuration. WThis user contributes using Microsoft Word. This user contributes using Notepad. EDIT.COM_This user contributes using MS-DOS Editor. This user writes with Notepad. Hardware This user has a dual monitor configuration. This user has their display resolution set to 1920×1200. 5.1 This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer. This user contributes using a laptop. This user contributes using a PC. intel CoreThis user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core 2 Duo microprocessor. This user contributes using a wireless connection. This user's neighbour steals their wireless connection. Mobile Phone Service This user's mobile phone and data-services provider is Verizon. Grammar This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages. theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun. byThe passive voice may be used by this user. …in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. (s)he This user supports parallel usage. man- kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct. to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things? which thatThis user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably. than thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then." their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! your you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. You and MeThis user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me... “,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler. . TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop. A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma. A, B, and A and BThis user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing. its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. its it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. ¼You are one-quarter through this user's userboxes. its & it'sThis user thinks ohh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just i-t-s, but if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's i-t-apostrophe-s... Scalawag. ’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. ’sThis user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should! ??? ?!? !!!This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up! …This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... “…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style. “...”! US vs. UKThis user uses logical quotation marks. Internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a style issue! ;This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently. əThis user is a Grammar Nazi. Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness". USThis user uses American English. This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent. cAPSCAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL Comedy XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously. Actually, the Internet is serious business. ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy. BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy. CThis user is a fan of character comedy. IThis user is a fan of Improvisational comedy. OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy. PhThis user is a fan of Physical comedy. PrThis user is a fan of Prop comedy. SUThis user is a fan of Stand-up comedy. TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire. This user is a Monty Python fan. БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat. Food This user is a carnivore. This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale. This user is a chocoholic. This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food. This user likes any type of pizza so long as it comes in pairs along with a little Roman guy exclaiming "Pizza! Pizza!". This user prefers California-style pizza. This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton. This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion. In this user's version of fine cuisine there are two sauces: ketchup and mustard. This user would have liked Green Eggs and Ham, but will not eat them due to religious dietary laws. This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale. This user knows that MREs owe their famed longevity to the fact that even bacteria will not touch the stuff. This user eats cheese. This user loves to eat fries, or chips. This user loves to eat pizza. This user eats popcorn. This user eats potato chips. This user loves spaghetti. This user detests    TABASCO pepper sauce   . This user loves oranges. If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day. This user eats pears. This user eats strawberries. This user eats watermelon. This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE! This user loves pancakes. This user likes waffles. This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can. This user loves bacon! This user loves to eat beef. This user eats chicken. This user eats ham. This user loves hamburgers. This user eats steak. This user loves brownies. This user loves cake. This user eats chocolate. This user eats M&Ms. You better keep your hands off my peeps! This user has microwaved Peeps just to watch them quadruple in size, then shrink again. This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven. SofHThis user enjoys pretzels by Snyder's of Hanover This user eats cookies. This user eats Peanut Butter Cookies. This user likes Chocolate Chip Cookies. This user likes Ice cream. This user drinks orange juice. This user does not drink milk and consequently does not suffer from calcium depletion. This user drinks water regularly. This user drinks coffee. This user loves espresso. This user loves A&W Root Beer FantaThis user drinks Fanta Orange. Fanta This user drinks Fanta Grape. ginger aleThis user drinks ginger ale. This user drinks Jones Soda. This user likes both kinds of sprites: video games and drinks. VThis user drinks Vault. This user doesn't drink, and has a healthy liver to show for it. PNRAThis user enjoys Panera Bread America's Drive-In This user loves to eat at his local Sonic Drive-In. Games You just lost The Game. This user is a Jenga master. This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) ½You are halfway through this user's userboxes. This user plays table football, or "foosball". This user enjoys playing poker. This user plays with a full deck. This user doesn't see the difference between poker and Texas Hold 'Em. Math ${\frac {?}{0}}$ This user can divide by zero. a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician. This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions. This user knows that math is $\int e^{xy}\,$. ${\sqrt {2}}$This user knows how to prove that the square root of two is irrational. $\pi \neq {\frac {p}{q}}$ This user can prove that $\pi$ is irrational. This user knows how to Find x. ft-lbThis user uses American Measurements. 5+5=10This user likes decimal. 1112This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number. Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626 Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09... This user knows by heart an unspecified number of digits in the decimal representation of pi. Three, plus a hair This user knows 6 digits of pi. This user knows the Ultimate Answer. !=This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1. ax2+bx+c=0This user likes algebra. This user likes geometry. This user likes trigonometry. Music bandThis user plays in a band. This user plays their music in the treble clef. This user is an expert in music theory. This user has absolute pitch. This user plays the double bass, and thus requires this extra-large userbox to show it. This user is a music composer. This user is an analog synthesizer player. This user plays the guitar. This user is a modular synthesizer player, user, tweaker, and/or builder. This user plays the piano. This user plays the synthesizer. This user enjoys listening to real metal. This user enjoys the big band sound cRap This user can't stand rap music. This user enjoys smooth jazz. This user enjoys jazz-rock fusion. This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. † This user listens to industrial. This user enjoys rock 'n' roll. This user enjoys electronic music. This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless Country Music is eliminated.† This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming. This user listens to comedy music. This user is an audiophile. This user advocates the use of more cowbell. Yupp tspp tsupp burreevick durridullan dick dully dillun ditsdundulla ribbee dubbee dulla roop buddyroobyrung goory gung gook gaya geeree gung goo! This user is an audio engineer. 4/4This user is against DJs adding a 4/4 Beat under old '80s songs and calling them new. This user enjoys film scores. This user is a MIDI collector. AC/ DCThis user is a fan of AC/DC. This user loves The Beach Boys. This user is a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. BB This user is on a mission from God. daft punkThis user likes to work it to Daft Punk. This user is a fan of the Eagles. I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day! QueenAny way the wind blows, nothing really matters to this user. QueenYou can kiss my ass goodbye! — Freddie Mercury - 1975 SOADBanana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie! SOAD!This user can hear the the holy mountains. Science This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. This user expects an Impact event during their lifetime. † This user is interested in DNA and genetics. This user is interested in Molecular Biology. Mendel is this user's chromeboy. This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry. This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols. This user celebrates, or was born on, Mole Day, on October 23rd.6.02x1023 This user uses a TI calculator. This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist. This user is interested in amateur radio. ~(p&~p)This user studies the concept of logic. This user has a keen interest in physics. Politics This user is against monarchy. This user is against communism. This user supports the use of nuclear energy. This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change. This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often. This user finds censorship offensive. PC This user is pro-choice. This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.‡ This user supports the Anti-globalization movement. This user doesn't like Nazis. This user supports the troops in Iraq. "Mission Accomplished"This user knows today is the 7876th day since the declaration of Mission Accomplished in Iraq. LEGALThis user supports LEGAL Immigration. SO WHAT This user agrees with the belief that FOX News is not Fair or Balanced, but prefers it anyway. This user supports the Republican Party of the United States. This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008 and 2012. Other Interests This user is interested in counter-terrorism. This user is interested in tanks. This user knows that there IS NO EXIT. This user wears their Sunglasses at Night. This user likes to spin pens. This user is a skeptic. The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain. This user knows nothing about New South Wales. bi-4This user uses pink noise to get the highest fidelity from their cans>200 This user is interested in architecture. This user knows the difference between beauty and trash. This user makes short movies in their free time. This user enjoys filmmaking. This user prefers color photography. This user flies RC Planes and does NOT think they're toys! This user does not smoke. This user is a model railroad enthusiast. OrangeThis user loves the colour orange. GreenThis user loves the color green. BlueThis user loves the colour blue. This user knows your mother (and will say "hi" to her for you) WIB?This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend? This user believes that secret societies should be left in the schoolyard. Television This user has a television set. NTSCThis user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast. This user prefers cable television over satellite television. This user's TV service provider is Comcast. fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Whose Line Is It Anyway? is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond. AFVThis user enjoys watching America's Funniest Home Videos. COPSThis user knew that all suspects were innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. DIRTY JOBSThis user knows it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. $This user is a fan of game shows. Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! M.D.This user watches House. HThis user is addicted to Vicodin. HThis user believes that everybody lies. WoFThis user is a fan of Wheel of Fortune. J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question. Mr. T This user pities the fool! This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own! NUMB3RSWe all use math every day. ScrubsThis user enjoys watching Scrubs. This user is a fan of The Three Stooges. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!! CSI: MiamiThis user is on the trail with Horatio. DEALThis user wants to play Deal or No Deal with Howie Mandel. This user is a fan of Law & Order: Criminal Intent.CI d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent. BENDER B. RODRIGUEZBite this user's shiny metal ass! PHILIP J. FRYThis user is his own grandfather. CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGANThis user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! This user likes to watch Adult Swim. ¾You are three-quarters through this user's userboxes. FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. This user demands you respect my authoritah! offThis user would choose their employees over a one night stand. This user is a fan of The Office. This user [[{{{1}}}|{{{2}}}]]! RJ This user is Rick James, bitch! CThis user watches The Colbert Report. WLIIAThis user watches Whose Line Is It Anyway? ? This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is. Education hs This user is a high school student. Grade 10This user is in grade 10. Sigma notation makes this user's head explode. MATHThis user's favorite subject is Mathematics. Burrito ergo sum I fart, therefore I am. Heath This user is highly... um... What's that word again? This user is interested in contributing to articles on panic attacks and related disorders. This user has an irrational fear of insects. This user has a heart condition. This user is right-handed. This user has brown hair. This user has brown eyes. This user can lick his/her own elbow. This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable. This user may contain Poison gas. Store them in an upright position at all times, and encourage them to forgo Baked beans. This user is flammable. This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me. This user supports stem cell research. This user is against smoking. Life NameThis user's name is Tony. This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either. This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.Existent This user is male. teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype. iGen This user is a member of the iGeneration 16This user is 16 years old. ∞This user is an ageless immortal. This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border. This user is of Italian ancestry. sibs-0This user is an only child on their mother's side. This user is heterosexual and identifies as straight. This user wishes they had a girlfriend. This user doesn't believe in myths or superstitions. This user accepts Karma. eh This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists. GoogleThis user believes in googlism This user does not believe in Santa Claus. Geography This user is proud to be a United States citizen. This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California. This user lives in or hails from San Diego. This user lives in Tennessee. This user lives in Chattanooga. Time This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by. This user doesn't sleep. This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI. This user observes Daylight Saving Time. Wikipedia This user is a donor to the Wikimedia Foundation. You can be one, too. I support the English language Wikipedia with my contributions. This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun. AWW DMBJ AWGC AWAI FDSP BATD MTADThis user is a member of the Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgments About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are in Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They Are Deletionists. This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit. This user is a Wikipedian. This user is not a Wikipedia administrator, but might like to be one someday. This user is one in 48,300,845. This user is a recent changes patroller. This user reverts vandalism in the blink of an eye with Twinkle! vnThis user page has been vandalized. This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride. ZTThis user supports a strict zero tolerance policy on vandalism. This user reports vandals to administrators so they can be blocked. Warning to Vandals: This user is equipped with Lupin's Anti-vandal tool. This user is completely armed and ready for combat. This user has faced vandalism and lived to tell the tale. This user screws vandals and treats them with no mercy. This user's account is secured with a unique Committed Identity. This user prefers making userboxes to arguing with other editors. no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia. This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits. This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes. This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia. J This user trusts Jimbo. wiki-3This user is an advanced Wikipedia editor. Conclusion This user needs just one more userbox on their page! ENDThis user has no more userboxes. WARNING! This page may not comply to a certain Wikipedia guideline. Heck, it may not apply to any of them. Nevertheless, do not mercilessly delete, remove, move, edit, spelchekc, burn, flush, explode, incinerate, throw away, eat, or otherwise destroy any articles, sections, paragraphs, images, templates, sentences, phrases, words, or letters on this page.