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Season 1: 1997–1998

Main article: South Park season 1

Release Order	Title	Original airdate	Episode Number
1	"Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"	August 13, 1997	101
Cartman tells his friends about the odd dream he had of aliens abducting him and inserting things into his butt. Stan and Kyle try to convince him that the "dream" really happened, but Cartman blows it off as an attempt to mess with his mind.
2	"Weight Gain 4000"	August 27, 1997	102
is to come to South Park to present an award to Eric Cartman. A big event is planned for her arrival. The children take part in a cruel reenactment of the colonisation of America while Mr. Garrison plots to kill Kathie Lee for beating him in a childhood talent contest. Cartman is told by the Mayor to get in shape for the visit, prompting him to start using a bodybuilding supplement (Weight Gain 4000) that makes him grow fatter, not stronger. Wendy simultaneously discovers that Cartman cheated and that Mr. Garrison intends to kill Kathie Lee. Mr Garrison is thwarted and is incarcerated in a mental hospital, while Cartman appears on because of his obesity.
3	"Volcano"	August 20, 1997	103
Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his buddy Ned take Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and Cartman on a in the mountains. Jimbo and Ned's idea involves yelling "It's coming right for us!" in order to exploit the loophole that they can kill any animal in self-defense. Stan proves unable to shoot a living target when provided the opportunity. Back in town, Randy Marsh discovers that the mountain is a volcano and going to erupt. The townfolk dig a trench to try and divert the lava. Cartman tells the story of Scuzzlebutt, a mutant creature and decides to dress up as the creature to scare the others. Stan then finds Jimbo, Ned, and Kenny, and tells them that Cartman is missing. They find him dressed as Scuzzlebutt and give chase and once again Stan is unable to shoot him. The mountain erupts and the hunting group find themselves trapped. The real Scuzzlebutt then appears and carries the hunting party to safety. Stan then kills him to make Jimbo proud just like he was with Kenny. The lava is diverted onto Denver city.
4	"Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"	September 3, 1997	104
When Stan finds out that his dog is gay, he seeks advice whether or not this is a good thing. Meanwhile, Jimbo and Ned attempt to sabotage a football game against a rival elementary school.
5	"An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"	September 10, 1997	105
Shelley has been beating up Stan and he doesn’t know what to do. Kyle to decide to crossbreed his pet elephant with Cartman’s , Fluffy, to make little "pot-bellied elephants". Terrance bets Kyle that he can clone a whole person before Kyle can get a pot-bellied elephant. The boy's visit Dr. Mephisto's ranch, showing them his genetically engineered collection. Mephisto steals a blood sample from Stan and he and his assistant create a clone of Stan for Terrance (Mephisto’s son)'s science project. The cloned Stan breaks free from Mephisto's ranch and proceeds to terrorize the town. Mephisto shoots the clone, and Shelley takes the blame for the damage. When the science projects are due Terrance presents a monkey with five buttocks, but Kyle has nothing until the pig gives birth to a pot-bellied pig that looks like Mr. Garrison.
6	"Death"	September 17, 1997	106
Stan's Grandpa Marsh asks him to assist his suicide but Stan refuses. Meanwhile, Sheila Broflovski calls for a boycott of Terrance and Phillip in protest of its toilet humour. Kenny's explosive spreads to the whole town. Grandpa Marsh convinces Stan to kill him. The boys try to help him, until shows up and begins to come after the boys ignoring Grandpa. The network takes Terrance and Phillip off the air after residents of South Park are catapulted at their building, much to the dismay of Death. Grandpa demands again to be killed, but his own Grandpa appears and warns him not to, else he will end up in limbo. Grandpa announces that he will holiday in a dangerous destination instead. The parents return from their protest but immediately start another over the show that replaces Terrance and Phillip
7	"Pinkeye"	October 29, 1997	107
Kenny is killed by the space station, and becomes a zombie. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman must find a way to stop what is believed to be from destroying
8	"Starvin' Marvin"	November 19, 1997	109
The boys befriend a boy from while mutant turkeys attack the town and the mayor sets up a canned food drive for Kenny's family.
9	"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"	December 17, 1997	110
Mrs. Broflovski protests the school's Christmas play. When Kyle says he knows a talking piece of excrement named Mr. Hankey, no one believes him, and he is locked up in a mental hospital.
10	"Damien"	February 4, 1998	108
When Damien, the son of Satan, comes to South Park, he and his father announce that the final battle with Jesus to determine good and evil is to be fought in a boxing match. Cartman is livid to discover that the bout clashes with his birthday party.
11	"Tom's Rhinoplasty"	February 11, 1998	111
Mr. Garrison gets a nose job and quits teaching to be a model. Meanwhile, Stan has a crush on the substitute teacher, leading Wendy to threaten her to stay away from Stan.
12	"Mecha-Streisand"	February 18, 1998	112
The boys find an artifact which Barbra Streisand uses to transform herself into a giant monster and wreck the town.
13	"Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut"	February 25, 1998	113
Cartman tries to find out who his father is after his mom announces that she had sex with a lot of men at the Drunken Barn Dance. This episode is part one of a two-part special, while part two is "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut".

Season 2: 1998–1999

Release Order	Title	Original airdate	Episode Number
14	"Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus"	April 1, 1998	201
April fools episode, pre-empting the much anticipated conclusion of last season's Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut. Terrance and Phillip travel to Iraq to retrieve Terrance's daughter. While they are away, Saddam Hussein begins taking over Canada.
15	"Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut"	April 22, 1998	202
While stuck in the genetic engineering laboratory after Mephesto's shooting, the crew of America's Most Wanted show up to recreate the incident. Meanwhile, Mrs. Cartman sleeps with high-ranking officials to convince them to abort Cartman (confusing abortion with adoption) and Chef takes the boys with him when he drives Mephesto to the hospital so he can be revived.
16	"Chickenlover"	May 20, 1998	203
A "chicken fucker" (called "chickenlover" around the children) is loose in town, prompting Officer Barbrady to confess to his illiteracy and make Cartman a deputy cop.
17	"Ike's Wee Wee"	May 27, 1998	204
The boys try to save Kyle's brother from being circumcised. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey gets fired from his job after losing a sample of marijuana and begins experimenting with drugs.
18	"Conjoined Fetus Lady"	June 3, 1998	205
Mrs. Broflovski sets up an appreciation week for the deformed school nurse. Meanwhile, Chef forces the kids to compete in school dodgeball championships.
19	"The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"	June 10, 1998	206
The boys get back at Jimbo and Ned for telling a false story about being in the Vietnam War. Meanwhile, a producer plans to turn Jesus and Pals into a Jerry Springer-style talk show to save it from low ratings.
20	"City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. Flashbacks)"	June 17, 1998	207
In this clip show episode, Ms. Crabtree becomes a famous stand-up comedian while the South Park kids reminisce on all their adventures while stuck on a bus on the edge of a cliff.
21	"Summer Sucks"	June 24, 1998	208
The town bans fireworks and must come up with an alternative for their Fourth of July celebration. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison loses Mr. Hat to Brett Favre and Cartman struggles with swimming lessons.
22	"Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls"	August 19, 1998	209
A film festival from Los Angeles comes to South Park and corrupts it with their lack of culture.
23	"Chickenpox"	August 26, 1998	210
The boys' mothers force their children to hang out with Kenny so they can get chickenpox. Meanwhile, Kyle's mom tries to patch up the long-broken relationship between her husband and Kenny's dad.
24	"Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"	September 2, 1998	211
The town is brainwashed by the curator of a planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a new Cheesy Poofs commercial.
25	"Clubhouses"	September 23, 1998	212
The boys create a clubhouse so they can get girls to play "Truth or Dare". Meanwhile, Stan's parents divorce.
26	"Cow Days"	September 30, 1998	213
A couple wins a vacation to South Park on a game show. Meanwhile, Kyle uses Cartman for a bullriding contest and the South Park cows worship a statue.
27	"Chef Aid"	October 7, 1998	214
When Chef is sued for pointing out that Alanis Morrissette's new song is actually a song he wrote years ago, the boys hire Chef's famous musician friends to raise money. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison suspects Mr. Hat of several attempts on Mr. Twig's life.
28	"Spookyfish"	October 28, 1998	215
Beings from a parallel universe come to South Park, such as a nice version of Eric Cartman and a killer goldfish.
29	"Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!"	December 9, 1998	216
Stan runs away to visit Cartman's relatives in Nebraska. Meanwhile, Cartman's uncle and Charles Manson break out of prison.
30	"Gnomes"	December 16, 1998	217
The boys are forced to write a current events paper to save Mr. Garrison's job as well as Tweek's father's small-time corporation. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are grouped together with Tweek, a jittery child, who suggests that the presentation be on the "Underpants Gnomes", tiny men who sneak into his house and steal his underwear. Meanwhile, a local cafe is being threatened by a big-time corporate coffee shop.
31	"Prehistoric Ice Man"	January 20, 1999	218
Stan and Kyle discover a man who has been trapped in the ice since 1996, but break up when they decide on different names for him. Meanwhile, the "ice man" tries to reconnect with his wife and kids.

Season 3: 1999–2000

Release Order	Title	Original airdate	Episode Number
32	"Rainforest Schmainforest"	April 7, 1999	301
The children are forced to join a choir sent to Costa Rica to perform against deforestation, but they end up lost in the rainforest and discover that the rainforest isn't worth saving. Meanwhile, Kenny falls for a girl in the chorus, but she is reluctant to pursue a long distance relationship.
33	"Spontaneous Combustion"	April 14, 1999	302
Randy must solve the problem when citizens start spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Cartman plays Jesus in a "Stations of the Cross" play and ends up stuck on the cross.
34	"The Succubus"	April 21, 1999	303
When Chef gets engaged, the boys become increasingly concerned as he seemingly becomes a different person. Meanwhile, Cartman becomes the butt of several pranks by his eye doctor.
35	"Jackovasaurus"	June 16, 1999	305
The town saves a species from extinction, but finds that they are an extremely annoying race that only Cartman can stand.
36	"Tweek vs. Craig"	June 23, 1999	304
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny pit Tweek and Craig against each other. Meanwhile, the school shop teacher, Mr. Adler, copes with the loss of his wife, who died in a plane crash.
37	"Sexual Harassment Panda"	July 7, 1999	306
A man in a panda costume is hired to teach the kids about sexual harassment, leading Cartman to sue Stan (and all the kids to sue the school) over claims of being harassed.
38	"Cat Orgy "	July 14, 1999	307
Cartman is stuck at home with Stan's sister Shelley as his babysitter while his mom is at a meteor shower party. Meanwhile, Cartman's cat, Mr. Kitty, is in heat and goes searching for sex with other cats.
39	"Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub "	July 21, 1999	308
At the meteor shower party mentioned in the previous episode, Stan is stuck in a basement with a group of nerdy kids from school who become important to him when the ATF stakes out the party, thinking that the attendees will commit suicide when the meteor comes. Meanwhile, Randy feels uncomfortable after he and Gerald watch each other masturbate in a hot tub.
40	"Jewbilee "	July 28, 1999	309
On the night of the aforementioned meteor shower, Kyle, Kenny, and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp where Moses appears.
41	"Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"	October 27, 1999	312
Nu metal band Korn guest stars in this episode where they are blamed for making Halloween immoral and the boys use Kyle's grandmother's corpse to scare the fifth graders.
42	"Chinpokomon"	November 3, 1999	310
The boys become fascinated with the latest fad from Japan.
43	"Hooked on Monkey Phonics"	November 10, 1999	313
Cartman's mom buys a vocabulary-building kit to help Cartman win the spelling bee. Meanwhile, Kyle falls for a homeschooled girl with overprotective parents.
44	"Starvin' Marvin in Space"	November 17, 1999	311
The boys must save Starvin' Marvin from the government and a Christian group who cares more about converting people from third-world countries than giving them food and shelter.
45	"The Red Badge of Gayness "	November 24, 1999	314
During a Civil War reenactment, Cartman (as General Lee) leads the Confederate army to attack the Union soldiers across America.
46	"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"	December 1, 1999	315
Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical, featuring South Park characters singing twisted renditions of classic Christmas songs and a memorial piece to voice actress Mary Kay Bergman.
47	"Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus"	December 29, 1999	316
Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for their menstrual cycle, prompting Kyle to lie about "getting his period" and Stan to ingest hormone pills so he won't feel left out. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Years' party and is worried his father won't be there.
48	"World Wide Recorder Concert "	January 12, 2000	317
The boys travel to Arkansas to perform at a recorder concert. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father about not being sexually molested as a child.

Season 4: 2000

Release Order	Title	Original airdate	Episode Number
49	"The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000"	April 5, 2000	402
The boys plan to get rich off a scheme involving the Tooth Fairy, which attracts the attention of an unusual crime boss. Meanwhile, Kyle ponders his existence after his parents tell him the truth about the Tooth fairy.
50	"Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"	April 12, 2000	401
Cartman gets arrested for a hate crime and is sent to a Juvenile Detention prison.
51	"Timmy 2000"	April 19, 2000	404
All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder after the new, mentally retarded student Timmy is misdiagnosed himself. Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skyler's rock band, and Phil Collins plots to break them up.
52	"Quintuplets 2000"	April 26, 2000	403
Stan's family take in a grandmother and her quintuplet granddaughters from Romania who are on the run from the American and Romanian government. Meanwhile, Kenny practices opera singing.
53	"Cartman Joins NAMBLA"	June 21, 2000	406
Cartman's search for more mature friends lands him as the poster child for NAMBLA. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to stop his parents from having another baby.
54	"Cherokee Hair Tampons"	June 28, 2000	407
Stan must get Cartman to donate one of his kidneys to save Kyle's life while everyone in town is addicted to new-age medicine run by an old woman and her "Native American" co-workers. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novelist after getting fired from teaching for his incompetence and his actions in the previous episode.
55	"Chef Goes Nanners"	July 5, 2000	408
Chef protests against the racist imagery on the South Park flag. Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she begins to have a crush on Cartman.
56	"Something You Can Do with Your Finger"	July 12, 2000	409
Cartman ropes in Stan, Kyle, and Kenny into creating Finger Bang, a boy band in the quest to get $10 million.
57	"Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"	July 19, 2000	410
The boys question whether the handicapped or Jews go to heaven, while Saddam Hussein returns to hell, leading to an awkward reunion with Satan.
58	"Probably"	July 26, 2000	411
Cartman and the boys start their own church against the wishes of their parents; Satan must choose between two lovers.
59	"4th Grade"	November 8, 2000	412
The boys enter fourth grade, and suddenly wish they were back in the third grade. Meanwhile, the fourth grade teacher Ms. Choksondik seeks help in controlling the students from Mr. Garrison, who is now a hermit who won't come to terms with his homosexuality.
60	"Trapper Keeper"	November 15, 2000	413
A man from the future wants Cartman's new trapper keeper. Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class holds an election for class president with confusing results.
61	"Helen Keller! The Musical"	November 22, 2000	414
Timmy must find a live turkey for the Thanksgiving play.
62	"Pip"	November 29, 2000	405
A retelling of Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations" starring Pip, with Malcolm McDowell (playing "a British person") narrating.
63	"Fat Camp"	December 6, 2000	415
Cartman is sent to a weight loss camp. Kenny is paid to do disgusting stunts and becomes a TV star.
64	"The Wacky Molestation Adventure"	December 13, 2000	416
The boys, angry at their parents, send them to jail after saying they were "molestered", leaving the town to the children.
65	"A Very Crappy Christmas"	December 20, 2000	417
Kyle is upset over the fact that Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer, so he and the other boys create a Christmas cartoon based on Parker and Stone's "The Spirit of Christmas" short.

Season 5: 2001

Release Order	Title	Original airdate	Episode Number
66	"It Hits the Fan"	June 20, 2001	502
When a crime drama on TV airs an episode using the curse word shit uncensored, the town popularizes the word, which causes people to die from the plague.
67	"Cripple Fight"	June 27, 2001	503
Big Gay Al is fired from being a scoutmaster due to his sexual orientation. Meanwhile, a new handicapped boy named Jimmy becomes Timmy's enemy.
68	"Super Best Friends"	July 4, 2001	504
A David Blaine cult comes to South Park and it is up to Stan, Jesus and his superhero comrades to save the world.
69	"Scott Tenorman Must Die"	July 11, 2001	501
Cartman repeatedly tries to take revenge on an older kid who keeps conning him.
70	"Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow"	July 18, 2001	505
The boys try to reunite Terrance and Phillip who are feuding so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly.
71	"Cartmanland"	July 25, 2001	506
Kyle develops a terrible hemorrhoid and begins to lose his faith in God when Cartman inherits $1 million which he uses to buy his own amusement park.
72	"Proper Condom Use"	August 1, 2001	507
The school is forced to teach sex education to the students at a younger age after the boys are found "milking" dogs, leading to a gender war because of incompetent teaching methods.
73	"Towelie"	August 8, 2001	508
In order to get their video game console back, the boys must bring an animated towel to the government.
74	"Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"	November 7, 2001	509
The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat given as a gift, where Stan and Kyle fight with Afghan kids over America's reputation and Cartman becomes the Bugs Bunny to Osama bin Laden's Elmer Fudd.
75	"How to Eat with Your Butt"	November 14, 2001	510
Cartman "blows a funny fuse" when his prank of putting Kenny's butt on a milk carton prompts a family with butts for faces to come to South Park in search of their long lost son. Meanwhile, Butters gets grounded for his supposedly bad school photo.
76	"The Entity"	November 21, 2001	511
Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical nebbishy Jewish boy also named Kyle, comes to stay with him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison's anger towards airline service after the September 11th attacks prompts him to create a new means of transportation.
77	"Here Comes the Neighborhood"	November 28, 2001	512
Tired of being teased for being rich, Token attracts wealthier black families to South Park.
78	"Kenny Dies"	December 5, 2001	513
Kenny contracts a muscular disease and dies "permanently."
79	"Butters' Very Own Episode"	December 12, 2001	514
When Butters survives a murder attempt by his mother, he must travel back to South Park in time for his parents' wedding anniversary at Bennigan's. Meanwhile, Butters' parents join Gary Condit, O.J. Simpson, and the Ramseys in lying to the press about who murdered Butters.

Season 6: 2002

Release Order	Title	Original airdate	Episode Number
80	"Jared Has Aides"	March 6, 2002	602
Weight loss advocate Jared Fogle incurs the wrath of the town after he announces that he lost weight because he has aides (misinterpreted as AIDS). Meanwhile, the boys use Butters as their spokesman for a Chinese restaurant.
81	"Asspen"	March 13, 2002	603
The boys and their parents vacation in Aspen. Stan is challenged to a skiing competition while the parents are imprisoned at a timeshare seminar.
82	"Freak Strike"	March 20, 2002	601
The boys disguise Butters as a victim of a birth defect so they can win a prize on The Maury Povich Show, but when the freaks go on strike, Cartman disguises himself as an out of control teenage girl in order to get on Maury.
83	"Fun with Veal"	March 27, 2002	605
The boys try to save baby cows destined to become veal from torture and slaughter.
84	"The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"	April 3, 2002	604
The boys have to sit through a boring TV show starring Russell Crowe to see a trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie.
85	"Professor Chaos"	April 10, 2002	606
The boys try to find a replacement for Butters, who becomes a supervillain after being fired from the group.
86	"Simpsons Already Did It"	June 26, 2002	607
Butters discovers that all of his plots for destroying the world have been done before on The Simpsons. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a miniature society of sea people in his aquarium.
87	"Red Hot Catholic Love"	July 3, 2002	608
Following the Catholic Church molestation scandals, Priest Maxi tries to bring about reform, the South Park parents convert to atheism, and Cartman wins a bet with Kyle that he can defecate from his mouth.
88	"Free Hat"	July 10, 2002	609
The kids form a club to try and stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from editing their classic films, but the townspeople mistake it as a call to free a child murderer named Hat McCullough from prison.
89	"Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society"	July 17, 2002	610
The boys in class start acting weird when Bebe begins to develop breasts.
90	"Child Abduction Is Not Funny"	July 24, 2002	611
The parents hire Tuong Lu Kim to build a wall around the city to protect the children from kidnappers.
91	"A Ladder to Heaven"	November 6, 2002	612
The boys build a ladder to heaven to talk to Kenny about a candy coupon. Cartman accidentally drinks Kenny’s ashes and becomes possessed with his spirit.
92	"The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers"	November 13, 2002	613
The boys go on a quest to return a tape with “evil powers” to the video store before the sixth graders steal it from them. Meanwhile, the parents try to find their kids to explain the context of the porno film they have in their possession.
93	"The Death Camp of Tolerance"	November 20, 2002	614
Mr. Garrison tries to get fired for discrimination by performing inappropriate acts in class with his new teaching assistant Mr. Slave so he can file a lawsuit against the school.
94	"The Biggest Douche in the Universe"	November 27, 2002	615
Chef’s parents try to exorcise Kenny’s spirit from Cartman. Meanwhile, Stan calls out John Edward for providing false hope to people whose loved ones have died.
95	"My Future Self n' Me"	December 4, 2002	616
Stan meets a man who claims to be Stan in the future after a life of abusing drugs and alcohol. Meanwhile, Cartman starts a “revenge business”.
96	"Red Sleigh Down"	December 11, 2002	617
Cartman tries to bring Christmas to the downtrodden in Iraq to get on Santa’s “nice” list in homage to the film Black Hawk Down.(Note: This episode Kenny returns, Butters & Tweek are now demoted to recurring characters again.)

Season 7: 2003

Release Order	Title	Original airdate	Episode Number
97	"Cancelled"	March 19, 2003	704
The boys learn that Earth is actually a reality show for aliens and must save it from cancellation.
98	"Krazy Kripples"	March 26, 2003	702
Timmy and Jimmy start a club for cripples, which draws attention from the Crips. Christopher Reeve comes to town to promote stem cell research.
99	"Toilet Paper"	April 2, 2003	703
Kyle feels guilty after he and the boys TP their art teacher's house.
100	"I'm a Little Bit Country"	April 9, 2003	701
The boys are caught in the middle of a town fight between people for the War in Iraq and people against it. Meanwhile, Cartman travels back in time to the late Colonial era by electrocuting himself.
101	"Fat Butt and Pancake Head"	April 16, 2003	705
Cartman's hand-puppet "Jennifer Lopez" garners major publicity, which angers the real Jennifer Lopez.
102	"Lil' Crime Stoppers"	April 23, 2003	706
The boys' game of "police detectives" turns all too real when Sergeant Yates hires them to bust a drug deal.
103	"Red Man's Greed"	April 30, 2003	707
The town is taken over by Native Americans who want to create a highway to their casino.
104	"South Park Is Gay!"	October 22, 2003	708
The men and boys of town become metrosexual. Meanwhile, Kyle, Mr. Slave, and Mr. Garrison try to stop the wave of metrosexuality when Kyle is treated like an outcast, and Mr. Garrison believes the metrosexual fad is cheapening the pride of real homosexuals.
105	"Christian Rock Hard"	October 29, 2003	709
Cartman, Token, and Butters form a Christian music band. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny protest against downloading music from the Internet after getting arrested.
106	"Grey Dawn"	November 5, 2003	710
The elderly have their driver's licenses taken away, against which the AARP retaliates.
107	"Casa Bonita"	November 12, 2003	711
Cartman tries to get himself invited to Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita.
108	"All About the Mormons?"	November 19, 2003	712
Stan befriends a boy and his family who are Mormons.
109	"Butt Out"	December 3, 2003	713
The town calls in Rob Reiner to combat the spread of smoking among children after the boys are caught doing so.
110	"Raisins"	December 10, 2003	714
Stan becomes a Goth after Wendy Testaburger breaks up with him. Meanwhile, Butters falls for Lexus, a waitress at a Hooters-esque restaurant called "Raisins".
111	"It's Christmas in Canada"	December 17, 2003	715
Kyle and the boys fly to Canada during Christmas time to see the Canadian Prime Minister after Ike's biological parents take him back to Canada.

Season 8: 2004

Release Order	Title	Original airdate	Episode Number
112	"Good Times with Weapons"	March 17, 2004	801
The boys buy weapons at a fair and imagine themselves as anime characters.
113	"Up the Down Steroid"	March 24, 2004	803
Jimmy uses steroids to cheat in the Special Olympics and Cartman disguises himself as a child with a developmental disability in order to enter.
114	"The Passion of the Jew"	March 31, 2004	804
Kyle finally sees Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ and decides Cartman's anti-Semitic claims are true. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny see the movie and hate it, prompting them to head to Malibu to retrieve their ticket money from Mel Gibson himself.
115	"You Got F'd in the A"	April 7, 2004	805
Stan must form a dance group to compete against rivals from Orange County in a spoof of You Got Served. Meanwhile, Butters has flashbacks of causing death and mayhem at a tap dancing contest.
116	"AWESOM-O"	April 14, 2004	802
Butters befriends a robot (actually Cartman in disguise) he receives in the mail and takes him to Hollywood, where movie execs want him for film ideas, which over 800 contain Adam Sandler, and the government wants him for national security.
117	"The Jeffersons"	April 21, 2004	807
A mysterious and very eccentric new neighbour named Michael Jefferson moves into town with his sheltered son, sparking fears that he is an unfit parent, and a police scheme to frame him for crimes he didn't commit.
118	"Goobacks"	April 28, 2004	806
The townsfolk becomes angry when immigrants from the year 3045 arrive and take the residents' jobs for lower wages.
119	"Douche and Turd"	October 27, 2004	808
Stan is forced to vote in an election for the school's new mascot after the old one is protested against by PETA.
120	"Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes"	November 3, 2004	809
When a Wal-Mart store comes to South Park, the townsfolk are torn between their love of the store's low prices, and their anti-corporate hatred of the retail giant which has turned the center of South Park into an abandoned ghost town.
121	"Pre-School"	November 10, 2004	810
A bully from the boys' past is paroled from juvenile hall, which sends them into hiding.
122	"Quest for Ratings"	November 17, 2004	811
The boys' school news show is in competition against a rival television program created by Craig.
123	"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"	December 1, 2004	812
Wendy feels left out when all the fourth grade girls start acting like Paris Hilton, who meanwhile tries to buy Butters from his parents.
124	"Cartman's Incredible Gift"	December 8, 2004	813
Cartman thinks that he has gained paranormal powers after getting in an accident, and abuses them to become a psychic detective for hire.
125	"Woodland Critter Christmas"	December 15, 2004	814
Stan helps seemingly innocent woodland creatures prepare for the birth of their Lord and Saviour, the Anti-Christ.

Season 9: 2005

Release Order	Title	Original airdate	Episode Number
126	"Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina"	March 9, 2005	901
Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation, but when he realizes he is incapable of having a period, he tracks down the doctor to change him back. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to a plastic surgeon to turn himself black so he can be a star basketball player.
127	"Die Hippie, Die"	March 16, 2005	902
Cartman attempts to rid South Park of hippies, but ends up in jail for wrongfully imprisoning the hippies in his house just as a hippie music festival has been announced.
128	"Wing"	March 23, 2005	903
Token becomes a singer while the boys try to run a talent agency and represent the City Wok owner's wife.
129	"Best Friends Forever"	March 30, 2005	904
Kenny is left in a persistent vegetative state, beginning a war between Cartman, who wants him to die so he can inherit his Sony PSP, Heaven, who needs his spirit to fight a war against hell, and those who feel he should be kept alive. This episode won a 2005 Emmy Award in the category of "Outstanding Animated Program (for programming less than one hour)".
130	"The Losing Edge"	April 6, 2005	905
The boys try to lose their baseball games on purpose so they can avoid having to play all summer. Randy gets into training to fight the other fathers at the games.
131	"The Death of Eric Cartman"	April 13, 2005	906
The kids of South Park retaliate against Cartman by ignoring him, causing Cartman to think that he has died, but isn't allowed to go to the afterlife until he atones for his sins on Earth.
132	"Erection Day"	April 20, 2005	907
Jimmy starts getting erections and worries about performing in the school talent show, so he sets out to get rid of his erections by having sex with a woman.
133	"Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"	October 19, 2005	908
Cartman and Stan crash a boat into the world's largest beaver dam above the town of Beaverton. Afterwards, global warming is blamed, and the town enters a state of emergency.
134	"Marjorine"	October 26, 2005	909
Butters fakes his own death so he can pose as a girl named Marjorine and steal a paper fortune-teller.
135	"Follow That Egg!"	November 2, 2005	910
After learning Mr. Slave will marry Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison vows to stop same-sex marriage and uses the kids in his class as an example of why homosexual couples would make poor parents.
136	"Ginger Kids"	November 9, 2005	911
Stan and Kyle turn Cartman redheaded and pale after Cartman does a report on how dangerous redheaded children are, but the prank goes too far when Cartman leads the "gingers" to fight for their rights by any means necessary.
137	"Trapped in the Closet"	November 16, 2005	912
Stan is dubbed the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard by a local group of Scientologists, causing a chain of bizarre events, such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta locking themselves in Stan's closet and R&B singer R. Kelly turning the whole affair into an urban opera.
138	"Free Willzyx"	November 30, 2005	913
Two aquarium workers trick the boys into thinking that a Killer Whale can talk, prompting the boys to liberate the animal and send him into space.
139	"Bloody Mary"	December 7, 2005	914
Randy's drinking problem is mistaken for a disease when he admits himself into Alcoholics Anonymous following an arrest for drunk driving. Meanwhile, a priest in a neighboring town discovers that his Virgin Mary statue is bleeding from its anus and declares it a miracle.

Season 10: 2006

Release Order	Title	Original airdate	Episode Number
140	"The Return of Chef"	March 22, 2006	1001
After a long hiatus, Chef returns to South Park, but the boys notice that he isn't the same friend he used to be.
141	"Smug Alert!"	March 29, 2006	1002
Stan persuades everyone in town to buy hybrid cars, not realizing the new cars cause a different kind of dangerous emission which ends in a climatic finish in the midsts of San Francisco
142	"Cartoon Wars Part I"	April 5, 2006	1003
The town is in panic when Family Guy angers the Muslim world by attempting to air an image of Mohammed. Meanwhile, Kyle and Cartman fight over whether or not Family Guy should stay on the air.
143	"Cartoon Wars Part II"	April 12, 2006	1004
Cartman meets with the president of FOX in an attempt to cancel Family Guy and discovers the real writers of the show.
144	"A Million Little Fibers"	April 19, 2006	1005
In a parody of James Frey's A Million Little Pieces controversy, Towelie disguises himself as a man and publishes his dubiously written memoirs. Meanwhile, Oprah's vagina and anus try to escape from the media mogul, who has been neglecting them.
145	"ManBearPig"	April 26, 2006	1006
Al Gore gets the boys trapped in Cave of the Winds while trying to kill the purported "Manbearpig". While in the cave Cartman finds treasure that he attempts to steal.
146	"Tsst"	May 3, 2006	1007
Cartman's mom calls upon a dog trainer (Cesar Millan) to keep her son from misbehaving, which changes Cartman's personality so greatly that he plans on killing his mother.
147	"Make Love, Not Warcraft"	October 4, 2006	1008
The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.
148	"Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"	October 11, 2006	1009
Stan and Kyle "discover" the true culprits behind the 9/11 attacks while Mr. Mackey is determined to find out who defecated in the boys' room urinal at South Park Elementary.
149	"Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"	October 18, 2006	1010
Cartman is appointed the school's hall monitor. Meanwhile, an attractive kindergarten teacher has an affair with Kyle's brother, Ike.
150	"Hell on Earth 2006"	October 25, 2006	1011
Satan throws a Halloween party. Meanwhile, the boys summon Biggie Smalls through a Bloody Mary-type ritual.
151	"Go God Go"	November 1, 2006	1012
Mrs. Garrison objects to teaching evolution in science class, and Richard Dawkins is sent to help her. Meanwhile, Cartman buries himself in snow in an attempt to freeze himself until the day the Wii console is released.
152	"Go God Go XII"	November 8, 2006	1013
Cartman, frozen in the snow for over 500 years, awakens in the future, only to be caught up in a war between atheists.
153	"Stanley's Cup"	November 15, 2006	1014
A cartoonish movie announcer harasses Stan as he tries to build a pee-wee ice hockey league in order to pay off the ticket to his impounded bicycle.

Season 11: 2007

Release Order	Title	Original airdate	Episode Number
154	"With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"	March 7, 2007	1101
Randy Marsh becomes a social pariah after saying "niggers" on Wheel of Fortune, which leads to tensions between Token and Stan. Meanwhile, Cartman angers a dwarf who comes to give a talk at the school.
155	"Cartman Sucks"	March 14, 2007	1102
Butters' father catches his son about to perform oral sex on Cartman and sends Butters to a Christian camp for "confused" children. Meanwhile, Cartman blames Kyle for stealing an incriminating photo of himself and Butters.
156	"Lice Capades"	March 21, 2007	1103
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary, and Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. Meanwhile, the lice in Clyde's head try to escape when most of their kind are killed by lice shampoo.
157	"The Snuke"	March 28, 2007	1104
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally, and discovers that her vagina has been rigged with a bomb. Meanwhile, a new Muslim kid raises Cartman's terrorism fears at school.
158	"Fantastic Easter Special"	April 4, 2007	1105
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.
159	"D-Yikes!"	April 11, 2007	1106
Mrs. Garrison falls for a woman at a lesbian bar and fights Persians to keep the bar from being renovated. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny hire illegal immigrants to do their homework for them.
160	"Night of the Living Homeless"	April 18, 2007	1107
Masses of homeless people invade South Park. The parents of South Park are trapped on a rooftop, while the children trace the cause of the epidemic.
161	"Le Petit Tourette"	October 3, 2007	1108
Cartman pretends to have Tourette syndrome so he can say whatever he wants without being punished. However, he gets more than he bargained for when he begins to involuntarily admit the truth.
162	"More Crap"	October 10, 2007	1109
Randy becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
163	"Imaginationland Part 1"	October 17, 2007	1110
Muslim terrorists attack Imaginationland, in an attempt to take over peoples' imagination. Meanwhile, Cartman makes a bet with Kyle that if leprechauns are real, Kyle will suck Cartman's balls. Cartman wins, and Kyle is stuck in a dilemma.
164	"Imaginationland Part 2"	October 24, 2007	1111
Stan and Kyle are being held in the Pentagon until they tell the government how they got into Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls after the leprechaun bet.
165	"Imaginationland Part 3"	October 31, 2007	1112
Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces alongside what's left of the good imaginary people led by Aslan. Kyle tries to save Stan and Butters from Imaginationland, and Cartman once again goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls.
166	"Guitar Queer-O"	November 7, 2007	1113
Stan and Kyle are both hooked on Guitar Hero. Stan's superior skills at the video game, however, damages his friendship with Kyle.
167	"The List"	November 14, 2007	1114
The girls in the fourth grade class make a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. The fourth grade boys discover this and steal the list. They are, however, unprepared to deal with the results. Meanwhile, Stan and Wendy reconcile after their break up.

Season 12: 2008

Release Order	Title	Original airdate	Episode Number
168	"Tonsil Trouble"	March 12, 2008	1201
After having his tonsils removed Cartman contracts HIV, but when he finds out that people no longer care about AIDS he looks for a cure. Kyle finds it funny that Cartman has AIDS and so Cartman finds a way to give Kyle AIDS to settle the score between them.
169	"Britney's New Look"	March 19, 2008	1202
When the boys try to get Britney Spears' picture, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity after Britney Spears shoots herself in the head and is forced by others to continue making pop music.
170	"Major Boobage"	March 26, 2008	1203
In this South Park homage to the 1981 film Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze--sniffing urine from male cats in order to get high. Meanwhile Cartman tries to hide all the cats he can in his attic after the town bans keeping cats as pets.
171	"Canada on Strike!"	April 2, 2008	1204
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike over money made over the Internet that they believe is being withheld from them. Meanwhile, the South Park boys try to turn Butters into the latest viral video star.
172	"Eek, a Penis!"	April 9, 2008	1205
While Mrs. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man she always intended to be, by having a penis grown on a mouse, Cartman is put in charge of the class. After doing a great job, he is put in charge of a city school class.
173	"Over Logging"	April 16, 2008	1206
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some Internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.
174	"Super Fun Time"	April 23, 2008	1207
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman forces Butters to sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center, located next door. While they are away, the living museum's cast and the rest of the class are taken hostage by criminals.
175	"The China Probrem"	October 8, 2008	1208
Cartman and Butters invade a P.F. Chang's after Cartman thinks the Chinese will overtake America. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are traumatized after seeing the latest Indiana Jones movie.
176	"Breast Cancer Show Ever"	October 15, 2008	1209
Wendy is fed up with Cartman's jokes when he makes fun of her report on breast cancer, and challenges him to a fight.
177	"Pandemic"	October 22, 2008	1210
The world faces a wave of Peruvian pan flute bands. The boys ask for Craig's financial support to form a pan flute band of their own, while the government tries to decide how to handle the "pandemic".
178	"Pandemic 2 - The Startling"	October 29, 2008	1211
The boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.
179	"About Last Night..."	November 5, 2008	1212
Following the 2008 US presidential election, Barack Obama catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. Meanwhile, his supporters in South Park take to the streets while the John McCain supporters fear that the world will end with a Democrat in the White House.
180	"Elementary School Musical"	November 12, 2008	1213
The boys realize they are the only kids at school who are not hit by the new High School Musical fad, making everyone in school break out in song.
181	"The Ungroundable"	November 19, 2008	1214
A vampire fad is spreading at South Park Elementary, thanks to the movie Twilight. Butters believes that the Goth kids are actual vampires and becomes tempted to join them.

Season 13: 2009

Release Order	Title	Original airdate	Episode Number
182	"The Ring"	March 11, 2009	1301
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each are given purity rings.
183	"The Coon"	March 18, 2009	1302
A "Coon" rises from the trash and takes its place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.
184	TBA	March 25, 2009	1303
185	TBA	April 1, 2009	1304
186	TBA	April 8, 2009	1305
187	TBA	April 15, 2009	1306
188	TBA	April 22, 2009	1307