Greaves at Stamford Bridge in December, 2011
|Full name||James Peter Greaves|
|Date of birth||20 February 1940|
|Place of birth||Manor Park East Ham, England|
|Playing position||Striker (retired)|
|1970–1971||West Ham United||38||(13)|
|* Senior club appearances and goals counted for the domestic league only.
† Appearances (Goals).
James Peter "Jimmy" Greaves (born 20 February 1940 in Manor Park, East Ham, England) is an English former football player, and more recently a television pundit - famous for his trademark catchphrase it's a funny old game. Greaves was England's third highest international goalscorer, the last player to score 40 goals in one top English top flight season in 1960-61 while playing for Chelsea, the highest goalscorer in the history of Tottenham Hotspur football club and the highest goalscorer in the history of English top flight football.
Playing career 
Chelsea, Milan, and Spurs 
Signed as a junior in 1956 he scored a record 114 goals the following season in Chelsea's youth team. Aged 17, Greaves scored on his debut on 24 August 1957 for Chelsea against Tottenham Hotspur in a 1–1 draw. He finished as top League goalscorer twice whilst at Chelsea, in 1959 and 1961, and his 41 league goals in the 1960-61 season remains a club record. He scored thirteen hat-tricks, five goals and four goals on three occasions for Chelsea. His hat-trick against Manchester City in November 1960 was scored when he was 20 years and 290 days old and marked his 100th league goal making him the youngest player to pass the 100 goal mark, a record he still holds. Chelsea did not win any major trophies while Greaves was playing for them and in 1961, against Greaves' wishes, they decided to sell him. His last game was the final game of the 1960–61 season on 29 April 1961. Greaves was made captain for the day and scored all four goals in a 4–3 win against Nottingham Forest.
He briefly joined the Italian side A.C. Milan in 1961, after reportedly turning down a huge offer from Newcastle United. Scoring on his debut against Botafogo, Greaves scored nine goals in twelve games, but he failed to settle and left after only a few months. Bill Nicholson then signed him for Tottenham Hotspur for £99,999. The unusual fee was intended to relieve Greaves of the pressure of being the first £100,000 player. Greaves however has rejected this, claiming Nicholson did not want to be the first manager to sign a player for £100,000.
Greaves played at Spurs from 1961 to 1970, scoring a club record of 266 goals in 379 matches, including 220 goals in the First Division. Greaves finished as top League goalscorer in 1963, 1964, 1965 and 1969. His record of finishing top goalscorer for six seasons has never been matched.
With Spurs, Greaves won the FA Cup in 1962 and 1967, scoring after only three minutes in the 1962 Final against Burnley. He also won the European Cup Winners' Cup in 1963 - scoring twice in the 5-1 defeat of Atlético Madrid, ensuring that Spurs became the first British club to win a European trophy. Today he is considered one of the best players in the history of Tottenham Hotspur.
West Ham and Barnet 
In 1970, Greaves (valued at £54,000) joined West Ham United in part exchange in the deal that took Martin Peters to White Hart Lane. He scored on his debut on 21 March 1970, two goals in a 5–1 away win against Manchester City. In January 1971 with Bobby Moore, Brian Dear and Clyde Best, Greaves was involved in late-night drinking, against the wishes of manager Ron Greenwood, prior to a 4–0 FA Cup away defeat to Blackpool resulting in him being dropped by the club. Struggling with his fitness, Greaves scored 13 goals in 40 games in all competitions for West Ham. His final game came on 1 May 1971 in a 1–0 home defeat to Huddersfield Town. He retired in 1971 having played 516 Football League games and scored 357 goals, an all-time record for the top flight.
Greaves made a comeback with Brentwood in December 1975, aged 35. This was successful enough that he signed for Chelmsford City in the Southern League for the 1976-77 season. Although his club was relegated from the Premier Division at the end of that season, Greaves had done enough to earn a move to ambitious Barnet. On 26 November 1977, he made his first appearance in the FA Cup since January 1971 in Barnet's first round home defeat to Peterborough United. Playing from midfield in 1977-78, Greaves netted 25 goals (13 in the Southern League) and was their player of the season. After a 1978-79 season that yielded 3 league goals, Greaves was released by manager Barry Fry. He went on to make several appearances for semi-professional side Woodford Town before retiring.
International career 
Greaves won his first England cap on 17 May 1959 against Peru, scoring England's only goal in a 4-1 defeat. He went on to play 57 times and score 44 goals, five fewer than Bobby Charlton but at a much higher rate. He remains third in the all-time list of England goalscorers, behind Charlton and Gary Lineker. From 1964, when he scored a hat-trick against Northern Ireland to take his goal tally to 35, until 1968 when he was overhauled by Charlton, he held the overall England goalscoring record. Greaves also holds the record for most hat-tricks for England - six in all. At the 1961 British Home Championship, Greaves scored seven goals in three games as England won the title. In that 1960-61 season, he scored 13 goals in internationals, a record for an England player in any season which included England's 1,000th goal in official senior matches, against Wales at Wembley on 23 November 1960.
In the 1962 World Cup finals match against Brazil in Chile, a stray dog ran on to the pitch and evaded all of the players' efforts to catch it until Greaves got down on all fours to beckon the animal. He was successful in catching the dog, but it proceeded to urinate all over Greaves' England shirt. The Brazilian player Garrincha thought the incident was so amusing that he took the dog home as a pet.
Greaves was the first-choice striker for the England team during the 1966 World Cup but suffered a shin injury during a game against France and had to be replaced. His replacement, Geoff Hurst, scored the winner in the quarter final against Argentina and kept his place all the way to the final, scoring a hat-trick as England won the tournament.
Only the 11 players on the pitch at the end of the 4-2 win over West Germany received medals. Following a Football Association led campaign to persuade FIFA to award medals to all the winners’ squad members, Greaves was presented with his medal by Gordon Brown at a ceremony at 10 Downing Street on 10 June 2009.
One of football's most famous photographs shows the elation on the England bench as the final whistle was blown, except for Greaves, in his suit and tie, looking astonished at what had happened. Greaves maintained that he felt nothing but delight at England's win and celebrated as much as the other non-playing members of the squad. He also said that he never felt he had a divine right to be in the side once he regained his fitness. However, his reaction at the time of England's success became well-documented; he was to go on holiday with his wife while the rest of the squad attended an official banquet.
1970 London to Mexico World Cup Rally 
In 1970 Greaves entered the 1970 World Cup Rally from London to Mexico City. In his first ever rally, alongside co-driver, Tony Fall, Greaves drove a Ford Escort finishing in sixth place.
Post playing career 
From 1972 Greaves battled a well-documented alcohol problem, finally quitting drinking on 28 February 1978. He became a popular television presenter and football pundit, striking up a partnership with Ian St. John. Together they hosted a popular Saturday lunchtime football show called Saint and Greavsie from 1985 until the programme was axed in 1992.
Greaves also worked frequently for TV-am as a TV critic and was a resident team captain on ITV sports quiz Sporting Triangles as well as co-hosting the Saturday morning children's television show, The Saturday Show. He briefly had his own talk show and has been a columnist for The Sun newspaper for many years. He also answered readers letters in Shoot magazine in the 1980s and 1990s. In 2002 Greaves was made an Inaugural Inductee to the English Football Hall of Fame. He released his autobiography, Greavsie, in 2003 and works as an after-dinner speaker. Greaves has written 18 books in partnership with his lifelong friend, the journalist and author Norman Giller.
Married to Irene since March 1958, when he had just turned 18, he has 10 grandchildren and one great grandchild. Jimmy and Irene have four children, Lynn, Mitzi, Danny (who was a professional footballer with Southend United), and Andrew.
In April 2005, 44 years after his brief spell at AC Milan, he called for their Milan rivals Inter to be banned from European competitions for three years due to rioting by their fans during the European Cup quarter-final between AC Milan and Inter at the San Siro. However, Inter ultimately avoided exclusion from European competitions by UEFA.
Greaves said, with regards to the 2010 general election: "I'll vote Conservative, as I always have, but with no great enthusiasm as I'm not convinced by David Cameron. The country really needs another Margaret Thatcher to sort out a huge financial mess and growing trade union power. I'm certain, though, that Britain is sick and tired of Labour."
Greaves underwent surgery on an artery in his neck after suffering a mild stroke in February 2012.
|Club||Season||Domestic League||FA Cup||League Cup||Europe||Other||Total|
|West Ham United||1969–70||6||4||0||0||0||0||0||0||0||0||6||4|
- 1Charity Shield
International goals 
- Scores and results list England's goal tally first.
Books in collaboration with Norman Giller 
- Irwin, Mark (23 February 2008). "When Greavsie met Chopper". www.thesun.co.uk. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "Jimmy Greaves". www.chelseafc.com. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "August 24 - Greavsie scores on Chelsea debut". www.onthisfootballday.com. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "Chelsea v Nottingham Forest, 29 April 1961". www.11v11.com. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "The Alternative List: Boffins pick their 30-21 of the best British footballers to play abroad". www.dailymail.co.uk. 11 March 2009. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- Greaves, Jimmy (6 February 2011). "The penny drops on today's mega deals". www.people.co.uk. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "Tottenham 3-1 Burnley". www.mirrorfootball.co.uk. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "Jimmy Greaves 1961-1970". www.sporting-heroes.net. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "Game played on 21 Mar 1970". www.westhamstats.info. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- Giller, Martin (13 November 2010). "MOORE AND GREAVES GET HAMMERED IN BLACKPOOL". www.express.co.uk. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "Welcome to the Wonderful World of West Ham United Statistics - Jimmy Greaves". www.westhamstats.info. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "Sol Campbell and the top 10 stars who lit up the lower leagues". www.mirrorfootball.co.uk. 25 August 2009. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "HISTORY OF BARNET FC". www.bfcsa.co.uk. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "Jimmy Greaves". www.thefa.com. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "England's Top Goalscorers". www.englandonline.co.uk. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "England's Hat-tricks". www.englandonline.co.uk. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "After 138 years of landmark England goals, the race is on to score No 2,000". www.dailymail.co.uk. 15 November 2011. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "Jimmy Greaves". www.mirrorfootball.co.uk. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "World Cup 1966 winners honoured". BBC Sport. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "Malcolm Brodie: Jimmy the Gent is a London legend both Blue and White". www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk. 19 April 2008. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "Jimmy Greaves". www.talkfootball.co.uk. Retrieved 18 February 2012.
- "London to Mexico World Cup Rally". www.wcr40.org.uk. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- "People". Sport illustrated. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- Shaw, Phil (7 February 2010). "Jimmy Greaves: 'John Terry sleeps with some bird and everyone's up in arms'". www.independent.co.uk. Retrieved 17 June 2012.
- Dillon, Andrew. "Throw these fiends out". www.thesun.co.uk.
- English Football Hall of Fame Profile
- Interview with Jimmy Greaves
- Picture of Jim and Spurs career details
- Greaves 70 years old. Daily Mail interview 20 February 2010
- BBC radio interview with Jimmy Greaves, 1997