Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not/Outtakes
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Since Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is not was first written, a number of proposed additions never made it in. These are outtakes from the official policy, and while most of them are true, none of them should be considered official policy.
Wikipedia is not repetitive
Simple enough
Wikipedia is not The Internet Oracle
"It is appropriate to report discussion and arguments about the prospects for success of future proposals and projects or whether some development will occur, if discussion is properly referenced."
Which Journal of Prophecy is acceptable?
Reliable Prophets and reliable Organizations for Prediction must be documented as such in a Wikipedia:Main namespace page before they can be cited on wikipedia.
Wikipedia is not the place to blow your teacher
Because they dont like you.
What Wikipedia is not, according to the Blogosphere
It's really amazing to learn the things that Wikipedia is not...
- Wikipedia is not Wiki
- Wikipedia is not a revolution
- Wikipedia Is Not the Lovefest We Thought
- Wikipedia is not a viral marketing tool
- Wikipedia is not a load of old cobblers
- Wikipedia is Not the Next Google, and furthermore, Wikipedia is not all powerful over Google
- Wikipedia is not the answer
- Wikipedia is not an epistemology silver bullet
- Wikipedia is not alone
- Wikipedia is not an atomistic universe of monkeys each at its own typewriter
- Wikipedia is not just one more new gizmo arriving on the scene
- Wikipedia is not the truth!
- Wikipedia is not so human
- Wikipedia is not doomed
Wikipedia is not a brand of pop
And even if it was, nobody would buy it.
Fanta's better.
Wikipedia is not your mom
sorry, couldn't resist
Wikipedia is not a big truck
It's a SERIES of TUBES!
Wikipedia is not a urinal
Hey, you! Do that stuff over there, or there.
Wikipedia is not a sock
I mean, does it smell bad? No! Then it's not a sock!
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1f U y00z l3375p33k h33r, u w1l g3t Pwn3d.
Wikipedia is not a graveyard
So don't put dead bodies in here.
Wikipedia does not bite
Ow!
Wikipedia is not a place to get drunk
Awwww, man. That's no fair.... but it's okay if we're drunk already, right?
Wikipedia is not a swimming pool
Cannonball!!!! Aww, crap! I broke my computer.
Wikipedia is not your great aunt Agnes
Thank God!
Wikipedia is not your husband/wife
Need I explain more?
Wikipedia is not communism
Despite the assertions of many a vandal, Wikipedia is not, in fact, communism. Jimbo Wales is not really Che Guevara, Emma Goldman, or Stalin; Larry Sanger is not Trotsky; and Wikipedia was not founded in a bloody and violent armed revolution against Encyclopædia Brittanica imperialism. Furthermore, no matter what anyone will tell you, Wikipedia is not owned in common by the workers. Wikipedia belongs to the world. From each according to his/her convenience and addiction, to each according to his/her bandwidth (as long as the site is still up).
In fact, Wikipedia is the opposite of communism. Communism succeeds in theory but fails in practice; Wikipedia fails in theory but succeeds in practice.
If you don't have a religion that is.
Wikipedia is not David Hasselhoff
It is true that Wikipedia is far more popular in Germany than in its native United States. It is true that Wikipedia is often surrounded by attractive women in bikinis. And it is true that Wikipedia has more "cool" and "sex appeal" than any other 1980's TV star. Despite these similarities, however, Wikipedia is not David Hasselhoff.
Wikipedia is not the Second Coming[dubious – discuss]
Wikipedia is bigger than Jesus.[1] Wikipedia is even bigger than the Beatles![2] Hell, it's even bigger than me.[3] But only just. Wikipedia is even making a run at porn.[4] Wikipedia is more important than life.[5] Wikipedia is bigger than the universe.[6] Where will this end?
Wikipedia is not God
I am.
Wikipedia is still not God
Mike Patton is.
Wikipedia is not not God
It has pocket lint, and no tea.
Wikipedia is not a cabal
Wikipedia is only run by a cabal. Of thousands. But don't worry—you, too, can join the cabal by making a history of constructive, high-quality edits. That, and learn the secret password. (It's "Swordfish.")
Wikipedia is not a site opposing random and trivial fictional stuff
On the contrary. Wikibooks and Wikia were created for a reason.
Wikipedia is not a place to masturbate
Wikipedia is not a porn site or any other place to masturbate. Every masturbation or "varied sex" infobox has been deleted. See {{User varied sex}}.
While Wikipedia is not pr0n, it is also not not pr0n. If that makes any sense.
Wikipedia is not a place for perky people
^_^ =3 :D ;D =) ;-) =^_^= ^^ >_> :) :P
Wikipedia is a not a place for well-written articles on pokémon
One of our best articles actually is about a Pokémon! (At least, it was.)
Wikipedia is not a place to find The Truth
The Truth is out there . . . wait, sorry, I mean out there. Really. I mean it. Turn off the computer and go outside now. You have had enough for one day.
Wikipedia is not a place to boost one's ego
Perhaps this one should be officially added, now that the edit count tools are whack, and considering that the vast majority of editors are non-notable individuals.
Wikipedia is not an MMORPG
Granted, we have edit counts for levels (but not to the extent of Everything 2); edit distribution and othat stats; administrators, arbitrators, vandals, and so on for classes; sockpuppets for using "summons" on a hacked character; over 1.3 million players; over 1,130,000 locations (including 900+ Featured towns and cities), pubs (talk pages); quest rewards (barnstars); boss battles (FAC); class change trials (RFA), and battle arenas (AIV).
Wikipedia is not a place to tell really filthy but totally funny jokes
I told you it wasn't.
Wait a second, it so is...
Wikipedia is not Pokemon Yellow
Once you get 8 Good Article badges, you won't be going to fight the Elite Four (Raul, Larry, Curps, and SimonP) and the Champion (Jimbo).
Wikipediä ist nicht nur für Deutsche
Wikipediä ist für die Welt. Ja, die Deutschewikipediä ist more popular than die Englishwikipediä, Ja, Deutschland hat die only Printedwikipediäeditiön in der Welt. Ja, Wikipediä supports Ünicöde, allowing für Lötsöfümläuts. Ja, Jimbo Wäles ist der Übermensch prophesied by Deutschphilözopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Und finally, ja, Wikipediä ist pronounced mit einem "V-soünd" as you call it in Englisch. Nonetheless, Wikipediä ist nicht nur für Deutsche!
Wikipedia is not a kitten
Though sometimes cute and cuddly, Wikipedia is not a kitten. Please do not stroke it lovingly. Wikipe-tan is thought, but you may get odd looks from the rest of us.
Wikipedia is not a sexual lubricant
No explanation needed.
But knowing some of the stuff here could theoretically get you laid.
Wikipedia is not just for Christmas
It is for life. Don't let the kids sit on it or pull it by the tail.
Wikipedia is not a giant, blue and green striped, pink and purple polkadotted, odorous, pizza-covered, telephone-eating, lederhosen-wearing, Republican, bloodstained homicidal soda-sippin' piece of shit maniac named Bob
This follows from the fact that Wikipedia is not Republican.
Wikipedia is not a spoon
But you can still eat soup with it, although it might be wise to invest in a new computer. Also, Wikipedia is there, as opposed to the spoon.
Wikipedia is not a duck
Wikipedia is not a place to post half-finished sentences
Half-finished articles and Candlejack are fine, but please finish your sen
- Poor thing - he only did it for the lulz.
Wikipedia is not a place for an argument
Yes it is. No it isn't. Yes it is. No it isn't.
That's not an argument, that's just a contradiction!
No it's not.
Yes it is. An argument is an intellectual process, intended to establish a proposition. That's not just saying, "No it isn't".
Yes it is.
No, it isn't.
Look -- if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
<dead argument sketch continues in random order ad infinitum>
Wikipedia is not repetitive
Wikipedia is not a place for vandalism
You said: "I think you are being anal retentive and a hardass, i see how the comments on the talk page of that are unconstrucitve but it was a joke and i thought that it would be okay on the talk page. regarding + Did anyone else think that this is some funny shit!?Cholga 19:02, 19 September 2006 (UTC) that is not vandalism it was a legitimate question about what people thought about the colbert report thing. WHAT OTHER VANDALISM ARE YOPU TALKING ABOUT, YOU SAID YOU COULD COME UP WITH ANOTHER EXAMPLE I AM FURIOUS I AM USING BOLD I AM A SUPERSTAR SHOW ME THE MONEY? I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THESE SUPPOSED OTHER EXAMPLESChola out"
- I'm complaining about your claim that you have elephants in your back yard, that elephants live in Antarctica, and that they are overpopulating the world. Article discussion pages are to be used for improving the quality of the article and this is noted at the top of that particular article. Unconstructive edits are considered vandalism. --Yamla 19:38, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
Wikipedia is not a window shade
You can't use it to darken your house. Well, you could print out articles and use those, but Wikipedia itself is not a shade. Don't even think about it.
Put down the pull cord and step away from the glass.
Wikipedia is not a place to communicate secret messages
By embedding them in blocks of otherwise innocuous text. Did I just give something away?
Wikipedia is not funny
Wikipedia is not some kind of clown here for your amusement. What's so funny about Wikipedia? Tell me. lol
Wikipedia is not on the internet
Usefulness? On *my* INTERNET?!
Wikipedia is not eadable
If you want to want to eat crap, go eat the real stuff, not the virtual stuff.
Wikipedia is not spell checked
Edible.
Wikipedia is not an online encyclopedia that comes in many languages and can be edited by users
Oh, wait. It is. Never mind.
Wikipedia is not written in code
let section = ("Wikipedia is not written in code") & if {
readerMood = (bored) then closeWindow;
else:
keepReading OR vomitUncontrollably;
repeatUntil laughter = (stopped) &then:
changePants (underwear) + changePants (trousers) & remember ("use bathroom before laughing")
if pants = (not wet/soiled) then continue reading|letter|word|line|paragraph|section|page
{&if
page = (boring) then (2F@$&ingBad4u) and mood= (Angry) - XP
soThen
vandaliseUncontrollably}
&endFunction} loopIf
discoveredByAdmin = false
}else{
if discoveredByAdmin = true then {
run4Life &pray that JimboWales (know) = doesNot
else
bleedOn (floor) & (mercy)begFor
ifDead then Pwn3d = true
endStatement}
}
bleep
end
Wikipedia is not for disambiguity
Wikipedia is not a place for disambiguity or Purple Toe-Eating fungus.
Wikipedia is not ON WHEELS!!
Anymore, that is. Now that Willy on Wheels is gone.
Wikipedia is not a flotation device
In the event that someone is drowning, do not throw Wikipedia to him/her. This will only make matters worse (see electrocution).
Wikipedia's Javascript doesn't mean be hyper
Perk!Perk!What?Blah!Let'splay!PLAYPLAYPLAY!*thud-snoooooooore*
So please don't add lots of links that could use up its bandwidth because the bandwidth is needed for real articles. Thank you very much.
Wikipedia is
not the
place to
create infinite
Headlines
= like I am =
== doing now ==
Wikipedia is not the place to sabotage articles with personal info
Wkipedia is not the place to explain that Jim Hersha is a 12th grader in Arkansas who loves chocolate and bums (oh and hi! you still there? let's hope so)
Wikipedia is not an airline
Wikipedia cannot process your flight arrangements, and Wikipedia does not have cheap flights. It also doesn't charge $2/min for a phone call.
Wikipedia will not help you see your boyfriend
Which didn't occur to Rebecca.
Wikipedia is not.
It was, but that didn't work so well.
Wikipedia is snot.
Wait..
Wikipedia is not for everyone
Please consult your doctor before starting Wikipedia. Do not use if under the influence of alcohol. Serious side effects, such as vandalism, explosion of cranium due to overflow of knowledge, or extreme headaches, may occur. If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, consult your doctor. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while using Wikipedia. If you start experiencing discoloration of your right toes, discontinue use of Wikipedia and consult a doctor.
Wikipedia is for everyone
Please do not consult your doctor before starting Wikipedia. Use if under the influence of alcohol. Serious side effects may not occur. Do drive or operate heavy machinery while using Wikipedia. When you start experiencing discoloration of your right toes, continue use of Wikipedia and don't consult a doctor.
Wikipedia is snot for everyone
Because everyone needs more snot, of course.
Wikipedia is not my beautiful house
Nor is it my beautiful wife.
Wikipedia is not the call of the Seventh Trumpet of the End Times
It does, however, hang out with war, famine, death, and pestilence.
Wikipedia is not the Governor of California
Hasta la vista, one-liners!
Wikipedia is not gay
He is going out with google.com. I heard he got her pregnant!
Well, I don't know about ^him, but I heard they broke up.
Wikipedia is not in the process of sucking
Depending on what your reply is, you could suffer... *cocks shotgun* Any Questions?
Wikipedia is not also in the process of blowing
Do note that although this is the alternative of sucking, you should think accordingly as to whether it does or does not blow. *waves shotgun*
Wikipedia is not the wind in Vietnam
See two previous entries.
Wikipedia is not the place for non sequiturs
The sky is blue.
Wikipedia is not my shotgun
It isn't really possible to blast your enemies in the face with Wikipedia, although additional cardiovascular damage may occur as a result, making it roughly as dangerous.
Wikipedia is not a game
Too many people think it is.
Wikipedia is not a carrot
Wikipedia is also not Britannica, nor is it a radish.[7]
Wikipedia is not a GameShark
You can't use Wikipedia to make your life as easy as breathing. It leads to serious problems.
Wikipedia is not deodorant
Yup.....what were you expecting something funny? Well your not gunna get it cuz it really isn't deodorant.
Wikipedia is not a banana
Don't throw it on the floor and let people fall on it. JONJONBTTalk to me! 02:06, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Wikipedia is not any kind of fruit or vegetable
It is a website. Well duhhhhh!!
Wikipedia is not The Matrix
Although it is an alternate reality of sorts.
Wikipedia will not help you lose weight
That why dieting and/or exercise were created.
Wikipedia is not a pipe
Or, as the French would say, Wikipédia n'est pas une pipe.
Wikipedia is not sold in stores
So call now! The next fifty callers receive a free Wiktionary! Sorry, no CODs
no, it ain't gonna take it, Wikipedia's not gonna take it, anymore
Wikipedia is not a member of The Solar Federation.
But thanks for letting us know you have assumed control
Wikipedia is not a scientologist
Not since that arbcom ruling.
But it is a cult.
Wikipedia is not not not not not an encyclopedia
Of course it's not not not not not. It is, however, not not not a fruit, and it's not not going to be on the test.
No, Wikipedia is not the rule of double negation
No, no, it is not.
Wikipedia is not Uncyclopedia
“That's right! You tell 'em!“
- ~
Oscar Wilde on Wikipedia is not Uncyclopedia
“I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!“
“In Soviet Russia, pedia wikis YOU!!“
- ~
Russian Reversal on Wikipedia
“AAAAAAAA!“
Wikipedia is not Soviet Russia
In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia edits YOU!!
Wikipedia is not a text adventure
You have been eaten by a Grue
Restore, Restart, or Quit?
Wikipedia is not AAAAAAAAA
It's not BBBBBBBBBB, Meow, Woof or YYYYYYYYY either.
Wikipedia does not know the Ultimate Question
It does, however, know the Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything
Wikipedia is not DeviantArt
- Yay! First comment!
- You've been tagged! Put this in your user page and send it to six other Wikipedians!
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- WAAAA...Kawaii desu, ne? ^_^
- Overall, I'd give Wikipedia very high marks. My only criticism is that the "anyone can edit" philosophy makes the website very prone to abuse. But, otherwise, a very good encyclopedia.
- Well, bitch, that's how my f***ing website works, so leave me f***ing alone.
- Wow. You're mature </Sarcasm> If you're going to bitch every time someone gives you constructive criticism, then maybe you shouldn't be here.
- Well, bitch, that's how my f***ing website works, so leave me f***ing alone.
- SAVE THE YELLOW ALIEN!!! SAVE THE YELLOW ALIEN!!!
(three hours later...)
Wikipedia is in read-only mode for system maintenance.
Wikipedia is not yo mama
If Wikipedia tells you to do something, you don't necessarily have to do it. Now clean your room!
Wikipedia is not The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Please don't get your friends to worship it, please.
Wikipedia is not the place to put Wiki infront of EVERY word
Wikiso wikidon't wikido wikiit wikibecause wikiit wikiis wikivery wikiannoying.
Wikipedians Wikiquette Wiktionary Wikify WIKIEVERYTHING!!!!
Wikipedia is not the place for cybersex
Go do that to a chat room, despite the fact that the person you're not talking to is not a blonde 19-year old girl.
.siht detpecca yeht ,nosaer emos rof tuB
Wikipedia is not your diary
For more information, see this page.
Wikipedia is not radioactive
Okay? It's safe. Just take off that damn protection suit, it smells like your ugly face!
Wikipedia is not Encyclopedia Dramatica
So don't do it for the lulz! Give us MOAR encyclopedic stuff!
1. Create an article
2. Add some content
3. Wait while others fill it with CN and OR
4. ????????
5. PROFIT!!!
6. ...Wait...O SHI-
Wikipedia is not Cyndi Lauper's house
No girl should just wanna have fun here. This is serious business!
Wikipedia is not The Price is Right
Come on down all you want, but you aren't winning a new car anytime soon.
Wikipedia is not the Paris Hilton Fanclub
Go to Jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Wikipedia is not a maid
Pick that up!
Wikipedia is not KAT-TUN
So take your kawaii's and kakkoii's elsewhere fangirls. D:<
Wikipedia is not suitable for vegetarians
It also isn't suitable for people with nut allergies.
Wikipedia is not The Weakest Link
You are, goodbye.
Wikipedia is not Final Fantasy X
There is no pilgrimage to becoming the high administrator, no maestor Wales to overthrow, no aeonpuppets to summon, and no overdrive edits to perform. The dead do not become fiends. No Wikiknights are battling Sin. You can't increase your power by negotiating the edit grid.
And on a further note, Wikipedia is not Final Fantasy XI
Wikipedia is not a Big Brother contestant
So you can't nominate it for eviction. But you can nominate the stupid contestant's pages for deletion. Or be bold and redirect them to the article of the Big Brother season they appeared. Unless of course they have been all over the news for saving baby seals, or they happen to be best friends with Paris Hilton, or written a best seller, or did the nasty with Richard Hatch. Other than those things, there is no reason to have individal articles on Big Brother contestants just for being on/or winning the show! Get a life.
Wikipedia is not a phone-in competition
But, if it was, they'd either be won by someone who works for Wikipedia[8] or have already chosen the winner before closing the lines[9].
It also follows that they'll also rig phone-in polls as well[10], or charge more than they should for those votes[11].
Besides, if it was a phone-in competition, the winner will be someone who works behind the scenes, without the host's knowledge[12]. Either that, or say the show with less votes is the winner[13] and be fined less than they made[14].
Wikipedia is not a Salmon
Because it had to be done.
Wikipedia is not a place for putting long funny lists
So what is this then?
Wikipedia is not a lightbulb
It is worth noting that if an engineer builds a better lightbulb, this engineering will have no noticeable impact on Wikipedia policies, guidelines or consensus. [1]
Wikipedia is not Barbie Girl
You can't brush its hair, or undress it anywhere.
Wikipedia is not an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
it's not a catchy song either.
Wikipedia is not a football
It's a stone, Luigi! You didn't make it!
Wikipedia can't save Koridai
It is written: Only Link can defeat Ganon.
Wikipedia is not Burger King
You can't always have it your way here, sorry.
Wikipedia is not The Borg
You won't be assimilated. Just your knowledge. You can go on about your business. Move along.
Wikipedia is not Donkey Kong
It will not throw barrels.
Wikipedia is not Jay-Z
Wikipedia has 99 bitches and ain't a problem with one[15]
Wikipedia is not WP:BJAODN
So don't delete it and replace it with a historical page
Wikipedia does not look good on the dancefloor
Anyway, that's Alex Turner out of the Arctic Monkeys' job.
Wikipedia aint no place for grammars that is bad
There aint gonna be some grammar that is not readable? or otherwise some Grammar Nazis and Grammar Polices could can go to you house and arrests you We's makes however a exceptional.
Wikipedia is not a purple monkey dishwasher
Nor is it a cheese-eating surrender monkey.
Wikipedia is not My Chemical Romance
WHEN IT WASNT!
Wikipedia is not 4chan
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Wikipedia is not not4chan
MOAR SAUCE
Wikipedia is not old copypasta is old
Wikipedia is not your bitch
YOU WISH!
Wikipedia is not the place to look for the meaning of life
That's on Wiktionary
Wikipedia is not the answer to life, the universe and everything
You see, the address you are looking for is 42 World Wide Web Boulevard. You are at 42 Wikipedia Boulevard. Wrong street. Google says so.
Seriously
Wikipedia is not fo' urban languages
So get ya shitty pants o' ma articlez, or y'ain't be breathin' anymo'. Come o', man, ya heard me, get t'hell outta ma encyclopediah.
Wikipedia is not repetitive
Wikipedia is not the place to swear
While Wikipedia is not censored, there is no fucking need to swear for no fucking reason.
Wikipedia is not claustrophobic
Not funny!
pikiWedia is also not a space for ploonerisms, mo natter fow hunny they are. Seliousry. me Wean it. Necause there are bumerous editors tomitted co vinding thilly sings in articles and theverting rem, you won't wet agay with it.
Wikipedia is not an organ donor
We're so selfish
Wikipedia is not asian
Die hard American, baby
Wikipedia is a place to watch Monday Night Football
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! Are you ready for some football!?
Wikipedia is not for figuring out the tattoo on your girlfriend's ass
Even if it refers to a minor river in Romania.
Wikipedia is not even supposed to be here today!
My girlfriend's orally pleasured 37 men...no, not in a row! DodgerOfZion (talk) 07:21, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Wikipedia is not the Messiah
So don't look to Wikipedia to save our asses when tha Apocalypse is extremely fucking nigh. Whose house? Jimbo's house! DodgerOfZion (talk) 07:21, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Wikipedia is not the Messiah (part 2)
Wikipedia is not from New Jersey
So don't ask which exit. DodgerOfZion (talk) 07:21, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Wikipedia does not own itself
Neither has it been on fire since 1962.
Wikipedia is not the place to leave out punctuation
It gets really confusing if you leave out punctuation marks please use them it makes long sentances easier to read and makes it clear exactly what you are on about
Wikepedea is nut the plaice two miss speel wurds
allwas ooze a spilling chequer too macke shure that ewe speel you're sentuncas corectally.
Wikipedia is not a Communist
It may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but it is not a porn star!
Wkpd ds nt lk vwls
Whch s why ths sntnc s wrttn wtht n.
Wikipedia is not repetitive
Wikipedia isn't not able to say Candlejack
Wikipedia is not a Brazilian timetraveller
We don't know what it refers to, either.
Wikipedia did not kill Kenny
So it is not a bastard.
Wikipedia is not suicide
Indeed, it's not always painless. Although it does bring home many changes...
Wikipedia is definitely not Stonkers
As ZX Spectrum fans know, nothing ever is. Not even stonkers.
Wikipedia is not a repository for fish puns
Cod knows, there's no plaice for such nonsense these dace.
Wikipedia is not able
Whoops, sorry, I meant to say that Wikipedia is notable[original research?][citation needed][dubious – discuss].
Wikipedia has no table
But it goes.
Wikipedia is not The Game
But you just lost.
I did?! fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-----
damn it
Wikipedia is not Lolcats
It isn't in ur compootr edditn ur filez.
Wikipedia is not affected by ADHD
Wikipedia never loses its concentration or gets distracted in the middle of an -- oooh.... a butterfly....
Wikipedia is not a lumberjack
Wikipedia is not mindfuck
WIKIPEDIAAA
So, bricks won't be shat, when you see this.
Wikipedia is not Michael Shumacher
see wikipedia is not The Stig
Wikipedia is not Perry McCarthy
Because he's The Stig
Wikipedia is not the Stig's Cousin
Wikipedia is not any of the following:
- The Stig's Southern American Cousin
- The Stig's Environmentalist Cousin
- The Stig's Communist Cousin
- The Stig's Vietnamese Cousin
- The Stig's Truck Driving Cousin (i.e. Big Rig Stig)
- The Stig's African Cousin
- The Stig's Technology Cousin [dubious – discuss]
Although: Some [who?] say that wikipedia and The Stig both have matching tramp stamps laugh track and that if put into a cage wrestling match, they would both win... All we know is its called The Stig and Wikipedia
Wikipedia is not Linkin Park
Wikipedia is not tired of being what you want it to be.
Wikipedia is not Mindless Self Indulgence
Wikipedia has never wrote a gay song.
Wikipedia is not your bloody offspring
Neither is it your spouse.
Wikipedia is not your new bicycle
Although Barack Obama is.
Wikipedia is not your jalopy
Although John McCain is.
Wikipedia is not suitable for persons of a nervous disposition
Nor, in all likelihood, anyone else. :-)
Wikipedia is not asleep
Wikipedia is not The End.
Dead follows it.
Wikipedia does not have the Ctrl button
Wikipedia can't be controlled.
Wikipedia is not a chicken
Though it doesn't cross the road.
Wikipedia is not Last.fm
No one can see if you watched any mature articles.
Wikipedia is not real
Can't touch this!
Wikipedia is not a Pokemon
So put away that pokeball! (Piplup!)
Wikipedia is not a Mettaur
Don't even think of charging that megabuster!
Wikipedia does not see dead people!
Wikipedia is not a FALCON PUNCH!
Or else you wouldn't be able to read this.
Wikipedia is not a place to insult others for making really tiny mistakes
But if you look 4 sections higher, you'll see that someone forgot the accent on Pokémon. That guy was probably fucking its mother while making that.
Wikipedia is not a place to insult back people who are paranoid about small mistakes
Look above this section and you'll see a cock mongler who's mother is also his aunt (don't get mad, get even).
Wikipedia is not a internet meme[citation needed]
O RLY? YA RLY! SRSLY? Y SO SRS?
Wikipedia is not a place to keep insulting others if you did accidentally insulted them because they made a really tiny mistake, and thus, Wikipedia is not the place to keep creating sections in articles to impress the others
In b4 a longer title.
shut up you dumb whore learn to spell
Wikipedia is not a mobile phone company
So it won't send you either a £500,000 phone bill[16] or send you a 300-page bill.
Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia[citation needed]
Because enclopedias do not need to source obvious information[citation needed]. Grass is green[citation needed], the sky is blue[citation needed], ice is white[citation needed], wikipedia is full of silly people[citation needed]. Sarah Palin's a bitch[citation needed]and media whore[citation needed].
- Actually, most, but not all, grasses are predominantly (but not entirely) green because chloroplasts are green.[citation needed] The sky isn't blue, refraction of sunlight makes it look blue[citation needed] (if human eyes were more evenly sensitive across the visible spectrum, the sky would be purple with a blue tinge[citation needed]). Ice from pure water is actually clear[citation needed], but looks blue (not white) for similar reasons[citation needed]. But the author surely knew that.[citation needed]
Wikipedia is not naught
...contrary to popular belief.
Wikipedia editors are not Cybermen
Allthough there are editors whose battlecry is DELETE!
Wikipedia is not a Dalek
So it will not ex-ter-min-ate you."DEELEETEE!"
- nor is it a cyberman
Wikipedia is not The Master
But you will obey it. YOU WILL OBEY IT.
Wikipedia is not a stone
It's a football! I chiseled it!
Wikipedia is not your father's Oldsmobile
This is the new generation of Wiki.
Wikipedia is not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
Wikipedia is the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and is all part of the same compost pile.
Wikipedia is not Mama Luigi!
That's Mama Wiki to you, reader!
Wikipedia is not a cup of Coffee
Starbucks is better anyways.
Wikipedia is not GLaDOS
So it will not promise cake.
Wikipedia is not a wiki
Oh, wait, yes it is. Sorry, my mistake.
Wikipedia is not ITV
Which means that you won't see adverts instead of articles[17].
Wikipedia is not the place to forget
Umm... What was I going to write again?
Wikipedia is not a stranger to love
But it knows the rules. And so should you.
A full commitment by your edits is what we are thinking of
You wont get this from any other guy
We dont want to tell you how we are feeling (unless the server crashes, then were all sad)
Got to make you understand that you cant vandalise wikipedia
Wikipedia is not a license to abuse the rules of language
Spellcheckers and such, hmmm. Apparently someone went through the trouble to create these tools, so why should it trouble me to take the time to learn how to use them effectively? Yeah, there are numerous editors combing through WP articles, willing to clean up our grammatical messes. But why test this diffusion of responsibility? Why not bring along my own pooper-scooper?
Wikipedia is not a pooper-scooper
Do I need explain?
Wikipedia is not the place for blank sections
Wikipedia is not repetitive
Simple Enough
Wikipedia is not repetitive
Simple Enough
Wikipedia is not repetitive
Simple Enough
Wikipedia is not repetitive
Wikipedia is not Himeko Nonohara in Disguise
But then why is it beeping?
Wikipedia is not racist
Anyone of all faiths, origins and nationalities and is willing enough to contribute to Wikipedia in good faith is welcome to edit away (actually that might be a good one with a few tweaks).
Wikipedia is not for profit
Wikipedia is run by Wikimedia, not Wikia.
Wikipedia is not the Death Note
So no, writing someone's name in here will not kill someone. Although there are exceptions.
- ohhh harsh
Wikipedia is not the USA
Oh wait...
Wikipedia is not the world
Wikipedia is not Immanuel Kant
What's the difference between the Great Unthinking Masses and a triangle? A triangle has three points.
A job as a comedian is on des cartes I think.
Move along.
Wikipedia is not the place for inane lists of meaningless crap
... then what the hell is this page here for?
Wikipedia is not Skynet
Though it may be self aware.
Wikipedia is not run by Chuck Norris
If it's not in the Chuck Norris facts, then it's not true.
Chuck Norris Fact number 38:Editors don't run Wikipedia. Chuck Norris runs Wikipedia. -unsigned post signed by Some vandal hat hates Wikipedia (talk)
Oh be quiet. -.-
Wikipedia is not Gordon Brown
Could be true but I reckon it's more like George Bush.
Wikipedia is not TVTropes
So stop posting egregioustrivia sections in the main articles. And there IS such a thing as notability.
Wikipedia is not just for breakfast anymore
Part of a balanced diet includes plenty of Wikipedia, so any time is the right time for Wikipedia!
Wikipedia is not a Kentrosaurus
but it is heavily revamping the page.
Wikipedia is not James Cameron
it did not make Avatar, and we have more originality.
Wikipedia is not Gordon Freeman
So don't expect it to kill headcrab zombies for you
Wikipedia is not a Mudkip
Nuf said.
Wikipedia does not make lotsa spaghetti!
It can only make toast at the moment.
Wikipedia doesn't host the Angry Video Game Nerd.
And its PUTRID ANAL SH*T COMING OUT OF A RHINOCEROS A**HOLE because of it.
- but when the server crashes, we act like him
Wikipedia is not Giygas
But you still can't grasp the true form of Wikipedia's attack
Wikipedia is not a Dacentrurus
yeah, it's not,
Wikipedia is not a Gigantspinosaurus
um, yeah, it isn't
Wikipedia is not a Tuojiangosaurus
These stegosaur jokes are just getting old now!
Wikipedia is not Billy Mays
Although they did hang out a lot.
Wikipedia does not know that The Scout from TF2 bears no resemblance to Vince Offer
And it seriously needs to learn the truth.
Wikipedia is not a naut
of any sort
Wikipedia is not a Maggot
THE SOLDIER AGREES!
Wikipedia is not Blackout from the 2007 Transformers Movie
but it is nearly as cool as him
Wikipedia does not play The Spy
It plays the Heavy Weapons Guy
Wikipedia is not not not not not not not not a sandwich
What the heck?
Wikipedia has not forgotten its citations
... and here they are:
- ^ "Google Trends:wikipedia, jesus". Retrieved 2006-05-18.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "Google Trends:wikipedia, beatles". Retrieved 2006-05-18.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "Google Trends:Wikipedia, me". Retrieved 2006-12-07.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "Google Trends:Wikipedia, porn". Retrieved 2006-12-07.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "Google Trends:Wikipedia, life". Retrieved 2007-07-09.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "Google Trends:wikipedia, universe". Retrieved 2006-07-12.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "Wikipedia:Motto of the day/Nominations/Archive 1". pp. Item #22. Retrieved 2007-04-18.
- ^ "BBC News: BBC suspends phone competitions". Retrieved 2007-10-02.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "BBC News: Richard and Judy in quiz apology". Retrieved 2007-10-02.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "BBC News: Blue Peter says 'sorry' over cat". Retrieved 2007-10-02.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "BBC News: ITV admits X Factor vote mistake". Retrieved 2007-10-02.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "BBC News: BBC unearths new competition fake". Retrieved 2007-10-09.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "CBBC Newsround: Ant and Dec in award faking row". Retrieved 2008-06-05.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "BBC News: ITV hit with record £5.68m fine". Retrieved 2008-06-05.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ Lyrics Apathy ft. Ryu and Celph Titled - Can't Leave Rap Alone
- ^ "BBC News: Customer got £500,000 phone bill". Retrieved 2008-07-30.
{{cite web}}: Cite has empty unknown parameter:|1=(help) - ^ "Guardian.co.uk: ITV apologises after cameras miss only goal in Merseyside derby". Retrieved 2009-02-05.
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Wikipedia does not exist under the footnotes
Or maybe it does.
Wikipedia is not GoDaddy
In an expansion of the idea "Wikipedia is not a webspace provider"...
- It should not be used as a personal website or a personal blog, not even as a blog of your recent projects on Wikipedia.
- It cannot register your domain names for 99¢ for the first year.
- It is not-for-profit, so it does not require commercials where famous women like Stacy Keibler and Danica Patrick tease baring their breasts or beavers. (Though it would probably help come donation drive time.)
- It does not provide a wide array of automatically-installed web applications.
Therefore, Wikipedia is not GoDaddy.
Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia (part 2)
A proper encyclopedia wouldn't have FAKE STORIES in it.
Wikipedia is not the NFL
So it doesn't claim that whoever wins it is "The World Champion" when all the entrants are from one country.
Wikipedia Is Not-a Luigi
That's-a Mama Luigi to you, Mario!
Wikipedia was not phone
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?
Wikipedia will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibbie
Wikipedia freakin' hates the Sibbie!
Wikipedia is not a place for porn
Wikipedia is not a doctor.
It's a real doctor!
Wikipedia is not a bakery
Because we all know that the CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!
Wikipedia is not a birth-control aid
Enough said.
Wikipedia is not Antisocial
But it might speak a foreign language.
Wikipedia ain't fer ken-tract-shuns
Ner is it fer back-wuds di'lect!
Wikipedia is not The Greased-Up Deaf Guy
So stop chasing it!
Wikipedia usually doesn't look like this page
So if you happen to be here, disregard this page as humorous ramblings by editors who have little to very little life and want fame and fortune and everything that goes with it.
Wikipedia is not a Spandvut
The word dosen't even exist anyway.
Wikipedia does not not know about the word "Dord"
That word dosen't exist either.
Wikipedia is not Buzz Lightyear
But it does go to infinity and beyond.
Wikipedia is not Paris Hilton
So don't hunt it down trying to assassinate it.
Wikipedia is not Leia's Metal Bikini
And it knows that there are people out there who wish it was.
Wikipedia is not a Seal
It's not a sea dwelling mammal either.
Wikipedia is not George Orwell
Neither was it created in 1984.
Wikipedia is not vegan
It likes to eat any kind of animal.
Wikipedia is not a Stegosaurus
Oh, SHUT UP about the stegosaur jokes!
Wikipedia is not a Tyrannosaurus
It is king of the Encyclopedias, not king of Dinosaurs.
Wikipedia is not real
Yes it is.
Wikipedia is not German
It hates Nazis.
Wikipedia is not John McClane
But it will still say "Yippee Ki-yay motherf*cker!" if you want it to.
Wikipedia is not a Star Wars wiki
But Wookieepedia is.
Wikipedia is not Jurassic Park
There aren't dinosaurs in here, oh wait!
Wikipedia is not a repository for Animal dropping samples
Eww.
Wikipedia is not a a Vandal
It dosen't mess itself up.
Wikipedia is not a Giant enemy crab
As such, it does not have real-time weapon change, and you cannot attack its weak point for massive damage.
Wikipedia is not Ridge Racer
See previous entry.
Wikipedia is not the lead singer of A-ha
It ain't gonna drag you behind the milk rack and make you dance.
Wikipedia is not your GameBoy
Anyone get the reference? Anyone???...?
Wikipedia is certainly not a place to put an insane amount of material copied from your "My Documents" folder
Except for here:
The book Animal Farm is, clearly, a fictional story. However, this allegory’s connection to the early days of Communist Russia is all too true. The leading pigs of the Farm take control, not only of the establishment, but also of the residents. They are able to mislead the all-too-ignorant populace into thinking whatever they do is a good thing for all. The crookedness of Animal Farm’s government is shown from the very start, and comes through to the end, culminating in a slogan that was all too true when the real-life correlation to this story happened not so long ago.
The first flavor I would like to see is sweet onion. I like raw onions and I know that other people do too. In addition, the onion jelly bean would mix well with some of your existing jelly bean flavors. Another flavor that I thought would be exciting and popular is the egg flavored jelly bean. Many people I know eat eggs at all times of the day and so I think it would be a popular choice. Last, but not least, is the broccoli jelly bean. I understand that broccoli jelly beans might not sound very popular at first, but you could make them be a healthy snack to eat. If they were healthy, parents could get their kids to eat broccoli in a rather sweet way.
In the dining room, many pesky monsters roam, namely Werewolves and Headless Specters. However, they are no match for the mighty football helmet! Some of the collapsing floor tiles have snack boxes hidden directly under them. Jump quickly and take the risk of falling to grab these delicious packets of tastiness. Sometimes, the menacing lit fireplace may breathe fire, guarding a snack box. Time your jump carefully and snag it without being roasted. If you head-smash some webs against the wall, it will take you into a closet with some snacks and sandwiches in it. Although you might always have a full five dog-tags in health, it is a helpful oasis. (It’s also fun to stand in the right place and get the view from the inside of a rotating sandwich!)
Wikipedia is not a soapbox
So don't expect to find any leftovers for the next batch of laundry (ba-dum-psssh).
Wikipedia is probably not TV Tropes
In TV Tropes, There Is No Such Thing As Notability.