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'''Christmas elfs''' are the diminutive magical creatures that live with [[Santa Claus]] in the [[North Pole]] and act as his helpers. They are often depicted as green-clad with pointy ears, long noses, and pointy hats. Santa's elfs are often said to make the toys in [[Santa's workshop]] and take care of his [[Santa's reindeer|reindeer]] among other tasks.
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</gallery>'''Christmas elfs''' are the diminutive magical creatures that live with [[Santa Claus]] in the [[North Pole]] and act as his helpers. They are often depicted as green-clad with pointy ears, long noses, and pointy hats. Santa's elfs are often said to make the toys in [[Santa's workshop]] and take care of his [[Santa's reindeer|reindeer]] among other tasks.


==Elfs and elves==
==Elfs and elves==
Elves are foul mouthed little Scots that take excess amounts of heroin, cocaine and ecstasy. Go on a street corner late at night and you will see an elf in a bush selling crack to the junkie reindeers and unexpecting passers by. They steal things from charity shops and their habitat is the crack den.
Chistmas elfs and [[elf|fantasy elves]] are not the same species despite them having near identical names. Christmas elfs are more often referred to as "elfs"/"elfish" whereas fantasy elves are more often referred to as "elves"/"elvin". Christmas elfs are more similar to [[pixie]]s and [[gnome]]s than modern fantasy elves. This misconception of elfs and elves being the same race is partially brought on by Santa's elfs being referred to as "Santa's elves" and "elves" in modern culture. This gives the two races the exacts same name.


Some other examples of "elfs" outside of Christmas would be the elfs in the fairy tale [[The Elves and the Shoemaker]], [[Snap, Crackle and Pop]] who are the [[Kellogg Company|Kelloggs brand]] mascots, and the [[Keebler Elves|Keebler elves]].
Some other examples of "elfs" outside of Christmas would be the elfs in the fairy tale [[The Elves and the Shoemaker]], [[Snap, Crackle and Pop]] who are the [[Kellogg Company|Kelloggs brand]] mascots, and the [[Keebler Elves|Keebler elves]].

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</gallery>Christmas elfs are the diminutive magical creatures that live with Santa Claus in the North Pole and act as his helpers. They are often depicted as green-clad with pointy ears, long noses, and pointy hats. Santa's elfs are often said to make the toys in Santa's workshop and take care of his reindeer among other tasks.

Elfs and elves

Elves are foul mouthed little Scots that take excess amounts of heroin, cocaine and ecstasy. Go on a street corner late at night and you will see an elf in a bush selling crack to the junkie reindeers and unexpecting passers by. They steal things from charity shops and their habitat is the crack den.

Some other examples of "elfs" outside of Christmas would be the elfs in the fairy tale The Elves and the Shoemaker, Snap, Crackle and Pop who are the Kelloggs brand mascots, and the Keebler elves.

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